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What If I Only Wrote Nice Things About Condoleezza Rice?

Ahhhhh, remember way back, like, six years ago (!!), when I would perform the weekly Condi Roundup at Yr Wonkette? What fun we had! We laughed and laughed! That's how I remember it, anyhow. Wouldn't it be fun to...

What If Gay Marriage Protesters Had Better Ways To ‘Support Traditional Gender Roles’?

AreĀ  you sitting down? OK, this will come as a surprise, but people in Utah are going to protest the gay marriage! Pick your jaw off the floor, because it's true! It happens next Tuesday in Salt Lake City...

What If House Republicans Suddenly Became Obsessed With Haute Couture?

Have you read about how Washington DC is getting so hip and fashionable and everything? Of course you haven't, because the notion is ridiculous, so why would you waste your time? DC is not now, nor has it ever...

What If Michelle Obama Grew Fifty Feet Overnight?

Ha ha, no, I don't mean "What if Michelle Obama Sprouted 25 New Pairs of Feet, With 250 New Toes and Everything." Are you listening to yourself? That would be ridiculous. I'm talking about something more prosaic, like all...

What If Aaron Schock Really Is Straight?

Oh, hello! Seems like SOMEBODY had a tenth anniversary celebration for yr Wonkette and forgot to invite me, the other pony, the one you thought had been sent to the glue factory forever. It's my fault for not dropping...

Condi’s Ton O’ Luv

Condi Waxes Brazilian

Meet the Anti-Condi!