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Put Thanksgiving In Your Mouth With Grown-Up Baked Mac And Cheese, For Grown-Ups

It's mac and cheese, for grown up adults. No, that doesn't mean booze. (It could mean booze.)

Here Is Your Wonkette Fourth Of July Foody And Drinky Open Thread!

Happy 4th of July to all U.S. Americans, even those who cannot find America on a map, and such as.

You Want Rolls For Thanksgiving, We’ve Got What You Knead

Come on in, we are having some cute lil yeast rolls. Don’t you want to start mowing down some warm yeast rolls? Who doesn’t! People from all walks of life love yeast rolls, probably even abnormal people with borderline personality...

Put Thanksgiving In Your Mouth With Grown-Up Baked Mac And Cheese, For Grown-Ups

This Wonkette classic was not originally a Thanksgiving recipe, but now America says it's OK to eat mac and cheese on Thanksgiving, hooray! We will be making this for OUR family, and you should too. Baking macaroni and cheese on...

Put Your Leftovers In Your Stomach, With Spicy Turkey And Squash Soup!

People have gone home. Our memories of a fine dinner with people we care about linger, while the evidence has been scooped into plastic containers and refrigerated. Re-purpose what is left into hot and hearty soup, as fast as...

Hot And Saucy Potato Pancakes With Applesauce, Because You’re Hot And Saucy

In this latest edition of Tyin’ On Ur Food Bag, we can fry day-old mashed potatoes and have some potato pancakes. No one’s doctor will ever recommend fried potatoes, though potato pancakes can and do happen! They make you...
You want this. It doesn't matter if you like candy corn OR Jello.

These Candy Corn Jell-o Shots Will Feed Your Sweet Tooth, With Booze

We are eating Candy Corn Jell-O Shots for Halloween. Coconut, orange, and pineapple gelatin with vodka -- party in the test kitchen! The best part about this recipe is that is doesn’t taste like Candy Corn at all. Remember nibbling...
Jam! Outdoors! Outdoor jam!

Lather Up Your Sexy 4th Of July Body With These Homemade JAMS!

Is your 4th of July hot, steamy and patriotic? Cool your body off with some nice summer JAM! This recipe was originally published here, but now it is here! Enjoy! Are you sick and tired of buying factory made jam?...

What Is Wonkette Ramming Down Your Throat This Fourth Of July?

This post originally ran ... a different time! But now it is for the Fourth of July, so that you may eat the corn dogs that spring forth from it. Corn dogs. It has come to this, and the devil...

Appetizer Recipe To End All Recipes: Dates, Bacon, Blue Cheese And Toasted Pecans

You are going to need a non-defective air bag to even THINK about this recipe. I’m about to t-bone your taste buds with four ridiculous flavors. What do we have here? Only dates stuffed with Danish blue cheese, wrapped...

Make These Criminally Good NSFW Gingerbread Cookies

Here is your holiday gingerbread cookie recipe, one I am ever so glad to present. Gingerbread is a cookie that tells you exactly who it is while it bakes because the aroma is very specific and recognizable. “It smells...

Trust The Internet: This Really Is The ‘Easiest Peanut Butter Fudge Recipe’

Your Recipe Hub was interested in a food meme making the rounds on social media. Billed as the "Easiest PB Fudge EVER," this recipe has only four ingredients, and it’s almost as popular as a cat video. Is this...

Grown-Up Baked Mac And Cheese Recipe For Grown-Ups

Baking macaroni and cheese on a Monday night was a miserable experience. I had to boil water, tear the hell out of cheese, make a sauce, and then bake this whole deal before I had a chance to take...

Hot And Saucy Hot Potato Pancakes With Homemade Applesauce

In this latest edition of Tyin’ On Ur Food Bag, we can fry day-old mashed potatoes and have some potato pancakes. No one’s doctor will ever recommend fried potatoes, though potato pancakes can and do happen! They make you...

How To Make Spicy Turkey and Squash Leftover Soup

People have gone home. Our memories of a fine dinner with people we care about linger, while the evidence has been scooped into plastic containers and refrigerated. Re-purpose what is left into hot and hearty soup, as fast as...
Happily, such scenes are a thing of the distant past

Let’s Put Some Food On People

We at your Recipe Hub are monsters who like to play in butter all day, but the payout is being able to share our meals. Few things make me happier than putting food inside of people, especially because they...