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Linda Tirado is a writer who lives in the woods and drinks whiskey, in keeping with her idiom. She writes books, and articles without so many dick jokes at places like the Guardian and the Daily Beast.

Guys? Shut The Fuck Up About People Shutting The Fuck Up About Nancy Pelosi

If only these people would shut the fuck up and fix their messes.

Dear Louise Mensch, Please Do Not Lawsplain To Preet Bharara

of all the lawyers in the world...

Technology Will Save Us All: Rich Asshole Edition

We have solved all our real problems and moved on to the made-up ones

America: Still Really Fucking Racist

Really, really fucking racist.

We Are Mildly Displeased Trump Put Event Planner In Charge Of NY Public Housing

You thought Ben Carson was as bad as HUD could get, didn't you?

Daily Mail Pretty Sure Black Dude Caused Grenfell Fire, Not The Long-Known Fire Hazards

The Daily Mail is FAR TOO GOOD for Occam.

Michigan Officials Charged With Poisoning People To Death In Flint. Good.

WONKERS! WONKERS WE HAVE GOOD NEWS FOR ONCE! IT IS A NICE TIME! OK so you remember how we live in just the greatest nation in the world and we are a shining city on a hill and also we are...

Stephen Colbert Isn’t Having Your Putin-Lovin’ Bullshit, Oliver Stone

Turns out Vladimir Putin is actually pretty hard done by!

I Had Never Thought I’d Actually SEE A Blow Job In The White House

Trump's first Cabinet meeting, everyone.

Trump Will Make You Die Alone, Unsexed. So We’ve Got That Going For Us!

How is Donald Trump impacting your p-in-v or your p-in-b or your scissoring TODAY?

White People Meeting, Tonight, 4 PM, Olive Garden

Fellow white people, we have to talk about this motherfucker in Flint.

Betsy DeVos, Ben Carson Talked To Jesus, Confirm He Hates The Poor And The Sick!

Oh Ben Carson and Betsy DeVos, will you ever stop giving?

Trump’s Budget Will Help Poor Kids Knock Off Those Stubborn Extra LB’s!

Helping you get skinny the no-workout way!

Jared Kushner, Slumlord? You Don’t Fucking Say

Come. Let the anger consume you.

Melania Trump Not Having Any Of Her Dumb Husband’s Shit

We wish we could all keep our distance from Trump as well as his wife does.