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Linda Tirado is a writer who lives in the woods and drinks whiskey, in keeping with her idiom. She writes books, and articles without so many dick jokes at places like the Guardian and the Daily Beast.

Dana Loesch Has Thoughts On Philando Castile. Probably Go Outside For A Walk Instead.

There is nothing redeeming about this person.

Night On Trump Mountain: Scenes From A West Virginia Rally

If Trump threw a rally and nobody came would he still be President?

Ode To The New York Times Food Section

No, really, we have bread outside New York City, we promise.

You Can’t Sue The ACLU For Telling You To Fuck Off, Bob

Respectfully submitted: go fuck yourself, Bob.

Man I Wonder Why People Don’t Trust Cops

It seems impossible, we know, but not all officers are friendly.
This one came with a box of cereal

Roger Stone Finds His True Love: Cliven Bundy

Roger Stone has discovered Cliven Bundy and nobody knows what comes next

Guys? Shut The Fuck Up About People Shutting The Fuck Up About Nancy Pelosi

If only these people would shut the fuck up and fix their messes.

Dear Louise Mensch, Please Do Not Lawsplain To Preet Bharara

of all the lawyers in the world...

Technology Will Save Us All: Rich Asshole Edition

We have solved all our real problems and moved on to the made-up ones

America: Still Really Fucking Racist

Really, really fucking racist.

We Are Mildly Displeased Trump Put Event Planner In Charge Of NY Public Housing

You thought Ben Carson was as bad as HUD could get, didn't you?

Daily Mail Pretty Sure Black Dude Caused Grenfell Fire, Not The Long-Known Fire Hazards

The Daily Mail is FAR TOO GOOD for Occam.

Michigan Officials Charged With Poisoning People To Death In Flint. Good.

WONKERS! WONKERS WE HAVE GOOD NEWS FOR ONCE! IT IS A NICE TIME! OK so you remember how we live in just the greatest nation in the world and we are a shining city on a hill and also we are...

Stephen Colbert Isn’t Having Your Putin-Lovin’ Bullshit, Oliver Stone

Turns out Vladimir Putin is actually pretty hard done by!

I Had Never Thought I’d Actually SEE A Blow Job In The White House

Trump's first Cabinet meeting, everyone.