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Linda Tirado lives in the woods and drinks whiskey, because she was told that's what writers do. Find her other writing at muckrack.com/linda-tirado/articles though fair warning, most of that stuff is sadly free from profanity or innuendo.

Toby Young: Meet The British Betsy DeVos, If She Were *More Of An Asshole*!

This man is about as helpful to kids seeking education as our very own cabinet secretary!

Shocking: Pervy Congressman Blake Farenthold, Six-Millionaire, Ain’t Wanna Pay His Sex-Harassment Settlement!

Did you think the multiple disgraces and ethics investigations would chasten the Representative from Texas? YOU DON’T KNOW GRIFT.

2017: The Year We Punched Nazis

Well, there was a year. And it had fucking Nazis in it.

2017: The Year We … Won? YES. THE YEAR WE WON.

A wonderfully incomplete list of everything that went right in 2017, and we are happy to announce that actually a lot more than even this was kind of okay this year!

Does Milo Yiannopoulos Even KNOW He Plagiarized ‘American Psycho’? Because He Totally Did

No but seriously he totally plagiarized American Psycho. And the rest is fun too!
It's a living!

This Tronc Chairman ‘Consulting’ Scam Is Trumpy As Shit

Turns out, the anti-union lying techbro media company might not be run by the most scrupulous of sorts!

Go Home, Orrin Hatch. You’re Not Drunk, You Just Need To Go.

Utah politics: apparently we're bare-knuckle again and it is GLORIOUS.

Racist Pizza Guy To Spend More Time Thinking About What He’s Done

We are sure he will be very happy spending time with his money!

‘Real’ People Thanking Trump For Un-Outlawing Christmas, Again

Just in time for Christmas, a love letter from Corey Lewandowski to Donald J Trump XOXOXOXO

Inauguration Protest Prosecutors Lighting Constitution On Fire

You know, what we needed this year was an epic battle over basic civil liberties, because there really hasn't been enough in the news lately.

Ladies, We Hope You Didn’t Like Those Dead End Jobs Too Much!

A change is a shift, and a shift is a trend, and in any case nobody say sexism!
That bridge sucked anyway.

Amtrak Derails In ‘Mass Casualty.’ But It’s Too Soon To Talk About Infrastructure

The correct time to talk about our problems is never.

Hot Take From Idiot: We Must Destroy Net Neutrality Because Internet Destroyed … Blockbuster Video?

We have found the Worst Take on Net Neutrality!
Boob Says 'Titties'

You Like Money? We Like Money Too! A Wonkette Econosplainer!

Let Wonkette be your financial advice place, we are probably better at it.

Rape Month Hits Home: A Letter To Morgan Spurlock

So then I read the news and this producer I work with had published an open letter about exactly how skeevy he's ever been