You didn't think they were actually just going to let people vote, did you? Bless your heart!
Behind every frog is a silver lining.
This isn't what we hope for, no.
Battertits Is Not An Appropriate Professional Nickname, And Other Lessons From The Restaurant Industry
Workers in the restaurant industry are sexually harassed at astounding rates. We should talk about that!
I don’t even LIKE the Dems and I can tell you that they’re not the problem here.
There’s always at least SOME fun news.
This is the grossest. (We have redacted the parts you don't want to see.)
Wouldn't it be great if there weren't nuances and everyone could be Good or Evil and that was the end of it?
I'm a gun owner and NOT AN IDIOT. It's not that hard!
We are wordsmiths over here. Hello, Merriam-Webster?
We can't ignore the fucking Nazis. We don't have to fawn over them either.
An entirely complete and not at all biased history of #auspol.
No part of this discussion will be comfortable, but it is overdue.
We need to talk about the rich people.
I'm a relatively new writer here at Wonkette and I regret to inform you that despite my best efforts at just doing dick jokes and satire, it turns out I am going to be the writer that covers death...
Nigel Farage has some thoughts on The Jews.