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It’s Time For Some Turning-Health-Care-Into-A-Game Theory!

It's like that Monopoly game at the grocery store, but you can win a root canal.

Scott Brown Runs For Senate In New Zealand

If you needed any further proof that Trump's plan is to slowly poison everything lovely in the world while simultaneously grinding people to dust beneath his heel just to prove to himself that he can because he is a...

France Playing Footsie With This Nazi Lady Because ‘Neoliberals’ Or Something. Hooray!

This is nothing like anything that has ever happened in America.

Trump Idiots Mick Mulvaney And Betsy DeVos Smart Enough To Steal You Blind

Nobody in this administration understands basic English or financial literacy! This should go well!

Here Is Attorney General Jeff Sessions Being 100% Not A Holy Shit Y’all Racist

We got your 'Trump Era' swinging.

Poor Wells Fargo Bankers Have To Give Back (Some) Fraud $$$. How Will They Even Live?

They say the hand is invisible so you can't see it doing obscene things

Fucked-Up United Airlines Thing Just Another Day For You And Me In Paradise

We bet you thought you'd seen the worst cops already. You had not seen the worst cops.

Mr. Super Integrity Neil Gorsuch Just Upholding Trump Plagiarism Traditions

Can anyone get near this administration without ruining their reputation? It seems not!

It’s Okay Rich People, There Will Be No New Taxes On Your Private Jets!

Don't you think the airlines should be in charge of infrastructure? US TOO!

Trump Admin Actual Nazi Sebastian Gorka Doesn’t Words Good

Trump weirdo nazi guy wants to bomb the Muslims ... with American history books! Wait what? (Oh yeah, also bombs.)