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Linda Tirado is a writer who lives in the woods and drinks whiskey, in keeping with her idiom. She writes books, and articles without so many dick jokes at places like the Guardian and the Daily Beast.

Poor People: Still Not Stupid. Fox News: Still Very Stupid.

Can we please ban Fox News from ever talking about poor people ever again, maybe pull their license?

Philando Castile Fund Shows People Do Not Suck Uniformly! (We Were Surprised Too)

It turns out not everything is death and destruction!

Wait, Did Bill O’Reilly Just Ruin Cute Animals?

We bet you thought you already hated Bill O'Reilly as much as it was possible for you to hate Bill O'Reilly

Dear FBI: Black People Are Not The Reason I Don’t Like Cops

I didn't own that NWA song until after I went to St. Louis. Now it's on a loop.

Los Angeles Times Owners Try To Bust New Union In Stupid, Pathetic, Total TRONC Way

Wow, are union-busters going downhill. Maybe they should hire a union guy to help!

‘Christian’ ‘Rehab’ Owner Keeps Slaves In America, Thinks Jesus Loves Her, IS WRONG

Every time you think you understand what evil looks like there's another news story.

St. Louis: Gateway To The Racists

We spent a month in St Louis and all we got was this face full of tear gas

St. Louis Cops So Excited To Use Their Riot Toys (And Wonkette Is There!)

St. Louis: where police have learned to gas the rich white folk too so they can say they're not discriminating

St. Louis Asshole Actually Catches Charges For Running Protesters Over With His Car

Sometimes you just have to state the obvious.

Dana Loesch Has Thoughts On Philando Castile. Probably Go Outside For A Walk Instead.

There is nothing redeeming about this person.

Night On Trump Mountain: Scenes From A West Virginia Rally

If Trump threw a rally and nobody came would he still be President?

Ode To The New York Times Food Section

No, really, we have bread outside New York City, we promise.

You Can’t Sue The ACLU For Telling You To Fuck Off, Bob

Respectfully submitted: go fuck yourself, Bob.

Man I Wonder Why People Don’t Trust Cops

It seems impossible, we know, but not all officers are friendly.
This one came with a box of cereal

Roger Stone Finds His True Love: Cliven Bundy

Roger Stone has discovered Cliven Bundy and nobody knows what comes next