Juli Weiner

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Juli Weiner was Wonkette's beloved intern and books columnist and then morning editor until she was hired away by Vanity Fair in 2010.

The Jell-O Recipe That Mamie Eisenhower Used To Win The Cold War

This Jello recipe made David Eisenhower fall for Julie Nixon. You could look it up.

Nostalgic Repost Of Repasts Past: The Jell-O Recipe That Mamie Eisenhower Used To Win The Cold War

Another Wonkette Thanksgiving Classic, for Thanksgiving. And America. Here is your bit of "DC gossip" for the day: a Jell-O dessert recipe, for the holiday of Thanksgiving! It is Mamie Eisenhower's famed Red Scare Thanksgiving Jell-o Dessert and it is...

Nostalgic Repost Of Repasts Past: The Jell-O Recipe That Mamie Eisenhower Used To Win The Cold War

Another Wonkette Thanksgiving Classic, for Thanksgiving. And America. Here is your bit of "DC gossip" for the day: a Jell-O dessert recipe, for the holiday of Thanksgiving! It is Mamie Eisenhower's famed Red Scare Thanksgiving Jell-o Dessert and it is...

How Wonkette Helped Vanity Fair’s Juli Weiner Flunk Out Of College Or Something Probably

I fell in love with Wonkette while I was interning at Teen Vogue, one of my 700 college internships and I can remember the post that did it for me. I just spent the last 10 minutes (sixty lifetimes,...

Important Changes Regarding Your Wonkette: Bye And Thanks But Mostly Thanks!

Well hello! A brief note from your Tuesday and Thursday morning editor: Today is my final day at Wonkette, as starting on Monday I will be blogging for Vanity Fair's VF Daily blog, so please come hang out there, too....

Apparently Iran Hates ‘Google Buzz’ More Than Just The Usual Amount That Everyone Else Does

The worst news for Iranians using Gmail in Iran: Iran has banned Gmail! Uh, and the country is trying to make up for it by inventing some national email thing that is decidedly not Gmail: "Iran’s telecommunications agency announced...

One Of Jim Inhofe’s Malevolent Snowmen Wishes Global Warming Were Not A Scam But It Just Is

Here's is a letter that was stuck to the side of the mailbag yesterday and has remained tragically unread, until now. It is signed "A Concerned Citizen" and its seriousness literally cannot be overstated. from: @verizon.net to: tips@wonkette.com date: Wed, Feb 10,...

All Anarchists Must Register With South Carolina’s Government, So As To Avoid Breaking The Law

It is now illegal in South Carolina to participate in a violent coup of the U.S. government without first registering one's intent to do so, according to the "Subversive Activities Registration Act," or "S.A.R.A. K SMITH." It states: "Every...

The Truth Will Set Blagojevich Free So Hard

Besides maybe—maybe—like, "swift-footed Odysseus," has there ever been an epithet more memorable or enduring than "disgraced former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich"? D.F.I.G. Rod Blagojevich is pleading not guilty, baby, for the numerous felonies he was recorded committing and planning...

It’s Like Attention-Starved Iran Doesn’t Even Understand At ALL How Much It Snowed Here

Germany and France will help out Greece so it does not have to default on its debt, which it is apparently on the verge of doing (?). According to the impartial observer Iran, Iran has successfully enriched uranium. It...

Atlanta Subway Headed Straight For All These Asians Is Called The ‘Yellow Line’

Atlanta's public transportation system "MARTA" is in so much trouble today for being racist against Asians. See, the MARTA people, the Martians, renamed the train line that goes where all the Asian people live the "yellow line." And "yellow,"...

Whatever You Are Thinking Right Now, It Counts As Making Fun Of Trig

Did you know there was a Rick Perry-Sarah Palin rally? Can you tell there was a Rick Perry-Sarah Palin rally? Sometime yesterday or maybe just some other day this or last week, Rick Perry, Sarah Palin and racecar driver and/or...

One Of Eliot Spitzer’s Whores-By-Proxy, The Kristin One, Would Like To Be Governor Of New York Now Please

Oh lookee here: Eliot Spitzer's whore thing Kristin Davis, his "Manhattan Madam," has announced at some Libertarian convention (?) that she will be running for governor of New York. But woah, Albany insider gossip: this was Spitzer's exact job...

Zoom Function Is Rosetta Stone Of Sarah Palin’s Hand

Here is a close-up of Sarah Palin's new temporary tattoo. It raises so many more questions than it answers, technically! The Huffington Post did an impression of journalism and has now bequeathed unto the world revelations about what specifically...

Whatever Washington D.C. Is Doing To Displease The Clouds So, Just Stop

Today Iran began enriching its uranium for what are definitely nuclear-type purposes. Joe Jackson, the alive father of the dead pop star Michael Jackson, believes his son was killed in a conspiracy, which is a thing that commonly happens....

Additional California Senate Candidate Comes Out Against Sheep And Also Carly Fiorina

Enter: California senatorial candidate Chuck DeVore. Half of his platform appears to be nothing more than a promise, to no one, that his campaign is a "demon sheep free-zone," while the other half is a pledge to forgo "silly slogans."...