Five Dollar Feminist
Of course they deserve it. BUT STILL NO!
Whatever, Losers! He was planning to dump you anyway!
Donald Trump the History Buff! Who knew????
Sad day as Texans fail to kick Messicans OR transgender people!
Donald Trump would like Venezuela to simmer down and get back to pumping oil. OR ELSE!
Let's start a war in the Pacific! That always goes well!
Is Duncan Hunter a grifty douchebro? Or is he a terrible parent? YES, YES HE IS.
Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell are having an old man slapfight. It's a shame they can't both lose! Oh, wait.... THEY CAN!
Donald Trump's Opioid Commission had lots of recommendations. But he's just going to lock up brown people instead. We cool?
The Department of Justice will help cops fight crime by docking their allowance. We wish we were kidding.
Donald Trump loves Grandma. He just loves corporations more.
Mitch McConnell forced Dean Heller to walk the plank. Heller shot himself in the foot voluntarily.
Donald Trump Thinks Afghanistan Is Like ’80s NYC Restaurant ’21.’ This Is A Real Thing That Happened.
Donald Trump SO MAD that generals won't win the war by turning Afghanistan into a restaurant!
Was that shitshow actually planned????
Jared Kushner will use his mad business skills to fix the Middle East! Hooray!
How many more times are we going to have to stab this thing in the heart?