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Counterpoint: Please Don’t Punch Nazis!

Of course they deserve it. BUT STILL NO!

Who Is Breaking Up With Donald Trump This Week? Why It Is EVERYONE!

Whatever, Losers! He was planning to dump you anyway!

Donald Trump’s Drunk History

Donald Trump the History Buff! Who knew????

Sad Texas Bigots Can’t Even Pass A Bathroom Bill, LOL Sad Losers!

Sad day as Texans fail to kick Messicans OR transgender people!

Donald Trump Hops Off Golf Cart To Threaten War With Venezuela, Wherever That Might Be!

Donald Trump would like Venezuela to simmer down and get back to pumping oil. OR ELSE!

Donald Trump Will Make Guam Great Again With Tourism And/Or Korean Nukes

Let's start a war in the Pacific! That always goes well!

Duncan Hunter Brings His Kids To Work For Stealing From Your Campaign Day

Is Duncan Hunter a grifty douchebro? Or is he a terrible parent? YES, YES HE IS.

Hang On, Trump And McConnell Still Beating Shit Out Of Each Other Over Obamacare

Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell are having an old man slapfight. It's a shame they can't both lose! Oh, wait.... THEY CAN!

Was Donald Trump High AF During That Opioids Press Conference?

Donald Trump's Opioid Commission had lots of recommendations. But he's just going to lock up brown people instead. We cool?

Jeff Sessions Loves Cops, Except Mexican-Loving Chicago Cops, Who Are Bad

The Department of Justice will help cops fight crime by docking their allowance. We wish we were kidding.

Donald Trump Will Make The Bedsores On Your Nana’s Ass Great Again

Donald Trump loves Grandma. He just loves corporations more.

Dean Heller Goes Dumpster Fire Diving

Mitch McConnell forced Dean Heller to walk the plank. Heller shot himself in the foot voluntarily.

Donald Trump Thinks Afghanistan Is Like ’80s NYC Restaurant ’21.’ This Is A Real Thing That Happened.

Donald Trump SO MAD that generals won't win the war by turning Afghanistan into a restaurant!

Trump White House: But What If We Told You … MEXICANS!

Was that shitshow actually planned????

Jared Kushner Going To Solve Middle East Without Any Of Your Bullshit Book-Learning, Is What!

Jared Kushner will use his mad business skills to fix the Middle East! Hooray!

So, Is Trumpcare DEAD Dead? Or Just, Like, Dead?

How many more times are we going to have to stab this thing in the heart?