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Definite Non-Nazi Trump Aide Sebastian Gorka Definitely Didn’t Make Up His Fake Doctorate Too

DOCTOR GORKA does not have time for you haters! He is busy doing...something important!

Can Trump Put Sinister Albino Julian Assange IN SPY JAIL? A Lawquestioner!

Trump administration says it's going to prosecute Assange. Can they do that? SHRUG EMOTICON!

Sad Nazis Find Out Trump Is Not Their Real Daddy After All

Snowflake Nazis are the real victims here, if you think about it!

Louisiana Man Sure Scientists Could Reverse Abortions If They Weren’t On The Rag

Abortion Reversal is OMG so hot right now!!

Supreme Court Bogarts Colorado’s Civil Asset Forfeitures Allllmost Unanimously. Guess Which Justice Isn’t Chill?

Can Colorado pass a cashgrab law so BAD that even Samuel Alito hates it? IT CAN!

Arkansas Death Penalty Nightmare Shitshow: HOW Shitshow? A Lot!

How random is Arkansas's Death Penalty? Pretty goddamn random.

Praise The Lord! Neil Gorsuch Lets Jesus Into Supreme Court’s Cold Heathen (And Jewish) Heart!

You know who faces the most discrimination? CHURCHES! Amirite?

Glenn Beck And Tomi Lahren Face Off In Court, Nation Prays For Meteor To Strike Them Both

The Blaze hired a 24-year-old monkey to sit in a cage and fling poo. It now complains that the monkey threw poo. Meanwhile, the monkey complains about the cage.

Arkansas’s Executionpalooza Canceled By Every Judge In The State! UNFAIR

Hide your face, America! Arkansas brings shame on the nation! Woo Pig Sooie!

Trump Lets States Ax Planned Parenthood Funds. Time To Go-Fund-Me Your Pap Smear!

How will the Trump Administration screw women today? Let's count the ways!

South Dakota Forcibly Jamming Catheters Up Children’s Pee-Pees, To Protect The Children

How does South Dakota protect kids? By holding them down and jamming a catheter in them, OF COURSE!

Gayness No Longer A (Legal) Firing Offense? Holy Shit, It’s Nice Time!

Is there anything good at all happening in our Trumpian hellscape dystopia? OMG, there actually IS!

Happy Friday, Judge Bredar! And Jeff Sessions…FUCK YOU!

Judge signs Baltimore Consent Decree. We still hate that weaselfucker Sessions!

Is Trump About To Blow The Bowe Bergdahl Court-Martial? Man, That Guy Blows!

Is there something else President Twitterfingers can screw up? Why, yes! How about military trials?