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Stinky jizz-encrusted Nazi trashfire Steve Bannon doesn't have to go home, but he can't stay in the White House.
Hey you guys, Trump's pig blood story is complete bullshit. Can you believe it?
But he's a real estate guy who puts up shopping centers! Doesn't that make him S-M-R-T?
Everything about this story makes our head hurt.
Hey, did everybody hear Steve Bannon thinks white supremacists are losers? WHOA IF TRUE!
'They tried to kill my child to shut her up. Well, guess what, you just magnified her.'
Is this the worst thing Fox News has aired all week? SO HARD TO SAY!
The entire history of Fox News, somehow distilled into 24 AMAZING SECONDS.
Tucker Carlson knows who the real racists are, and it's the Left, who are racist against racists.
OH WOW HOLY SHIT DONALD TRUMP WHITE SUPREMACIST MOTHERFUCKIN' SAY WHAT?
Look at all these CEOs telling Donald Trump to fuck off after his pitiful response to Charlottesville!
Trump Nazi Sebastian Gorka’s Asshole Wife Murdered Funding For Ex-Nazi Therapy Group, Isn’t That Funny?
And people wonder why things like Charlottesville are happening.
This is just really good investigative thinkin' right here.
He literally must be so tired of winning.
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