YOU COME READ YOUR TOP STORIES RIGHT NOW!
Here. Have a happy post. They are in such short supply these days.
STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND READ THIS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
Is Ann Coulter having a crisis? Does she need a friend?
We are officially bored with this STUPID FUCKING STORY.
This is definitely a thing that happened.
Thanks, Trump! You're just as bad as we thought you'd be, and worse!
Mike Huckabee just wishes Mika Brzezinski would stop sexisting his perfect and honest daughter Sarah, by asking her to tell the truth and stuff.
WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW, ROY? Oh, He's just over there wearing a Doug Jones T-shirt!
How Rep. Jim Jordan and Rep. Louie Gohmert manage to put on pants each day without gravely injuring themselves is beyond us.
Just like the Secretary of State, the National Security Adviser, and a supermajority of the American people!
All of GOP Washington is telling Steve Bannon to fuck off. Is this hilarious, or is it TOTALLY HILARIOUS?
Your one-stop shop for Alabama election results! (OR IS IT?)
Listen to this man right now.
Will Sarah Huckabee Sanders Say ‘#MeToo I Agree Kirsten Gillibrand Is Big Whore’ In Today’s Briefing? LET’S WATCH!
LIVEBLOGGING TODAY'S FUCKERY!
Don't you want to vote for Roy Moore now?