Evan Hurst

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Evan Hurst is the Senior Editor of Wonkette. He spends his days deflecting the sad glances of his black lab, Lula, who would please like him to stop typing letters to the internet and throw the squeaky chicken in the backyard instead. Though the internet does not give him credit, it's probably his fault Aaron Schock is no longer a congressperson, due how Evan would not stay off his tail during the SCANDALS. (Not in a sex way, in a writing way!) Also, he writes songs and plays the piano, at the same time! Lastly, Evan is a Southern person, and thus is casting polite judgment on you, right now, for reading this. Bless your heart.

Your Weekly Top Ten Feels Like Trump Has Been President For 100 FUCKING YEARS

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Donald Trump Kicks Shit With Weird Scary Losers At NRA

A loser speech, delivered to losers, by a loser.

These Senators Are Totally Obsessed With How Many Old Gays Are At Brunch

Surprise, this is a story about how the Trump administration sucks again.

Donald Trump Thought Presidenting Would Be Easy As Grabbing This Pussy

REALLY? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING US RIGHT NOW? FOR REAL?

Everybody Hates Donald Trump, Even Stupid Fox News Polls

XXX poll porn coming at YOUR FACE.

Elijah Cummings Is Going To Kick Michael Flynn Right In His Russian Ass

The Pentagon told Flynn he wasn't allowed to take money from hostile foreign governments way back in 2014. Weird, right????

Jason Chaffetz Just Taking A Month Off Work Because OW HIS FOOT OW!

He needs IMMEDIATE foot surgery! It will take him A MONTH to recover!

Marco Rubio Condemning Chechnya’s Torture Of Gay Men Is Actually Really Fucking Impressive

Marco Rubio did a good thing, everyone!

Uh Oh, *Even Jason Chaffetz* Acting Like Michael Flynn’s In Deep Trump Russia Shit Now!

Is Michael Flynn about to be thrown under the bus? MAYBE.

Guess State Department Doesn’t Even Want Us All To Join Mar-a-Lago Anymore :(

No emoluments. No emoluments. YOU'RE the emoluments.

Donald Trump Learns About Delicious Space Pee

Donald Trump had a very good day today.