'Don't take the law into your own hands — take 'em to court.'
Bringing in 2018 with a bang AND a bust!
Who's ready to get their in Memoriam on? Death makes us weird.
Now fuck all the way off Roy Moore!!
Mike Allen AND Mitch McConnell? Are we in Hell?
While we're all still shrieking at the walls about Paul Ryan's shitty grinning tax bill O-face, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders's claims that the Dems told the GOP to go ahead and miss them with all that tax bill writing...
It's about to be all of Congress's time in the barrel.
Gee, stealing from the poor to give to the rich just isn't FUN when you have to WORK at it!
We are very glad Rep. Mo Brooks has such good insurance. Now we'd like it for everyone, please.
And Kentucky ain't buyin'.
Did we mention we DAMN WELL TOLD YOU SO?
COULD THIS HAPPEN? COULD IT REALLY, REALLY HAPPEN?
The terms of News Corp's CEO, chairman, and destroyer of all things good in media Rupert Murdoch's divorce from his pie-jacking, badass, third wife Wendi Deng Murdoch are set to be finalized in front of a New York judge...
Girls’ Basketball Coach Fired For Boobs That Are Too Touchable; Football Coach Fiance Gets High Five Probably
Today in "dumb and kind of sexist ways to get fired from your job because of Facebook," we submit one Laraine Cook, erstwhile girls' basketball coach from Pocatello High School in Idaho. Coach Cook, for a full 24 hours...
Michelle Obama Now Ruining White House With Foreign Godless Pagan Un-Christian Hindu Festival Of Light
Namaste! And Happy Hindu Festival of Lights, or Diwali, Wonketteers! Did you even know that Diwali is a thing that you are missing right now if you are not of the Hindu persuasion, or maybe Michelle Obama? Because Michelle...