Dominic Gwinn

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Dominic is 'Yr Wonkette morning person! Forged in the fires of the public education system, and fueled by an endless supply of coffee, he spends most of his time trying not to burn anything down.

Trump Pisses On US Allies Like Russian Pee Hookers. Wonkagenda for Fri. May 26, 2017

Trump alienates allies, Ted Cruz has money problems, and FCC is REALLY trying to screw with you. Your morning news brief.

Gianforte’s Thug Life. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 25, 2017

Montana House race gets brutish, CBO score slaps TrumpCare 2.0, and Hannity is taking a vacation. Your morning news brief!

Lindsey Graham Scared Trump’s Budget Might Accidentally Make A Benghazi

Lindsey Graham is clearly not a fan of sequels.

Trump Caught Yanking The Bishop Of Rome. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 24, 2017

Trump manhandles the Pope, Hannity will shut up now, and Rob Quist is scaring the GOP. Your morning news brief!

And That’s When Trump Became President (Just Kidding). Wonkagenda For Tues., May 23, 2017

Trump blows another opportunity to act like an adult, Jeff Sessions tries to be legally racist, and Fox News has LOW RATINGS. Your morning news brief.

Trump Bows To Not America. Wonkagenda for Mon., May 22, 2017

Trump is exhausted in the Middle East, President Kushner is in trouble, and Ajit Pai wants to make right-wing t.v. free for all. Your morning news brief.

Trump’s Golden Palace Needs To Protect Its Dick Pics Better

All dick pics are belong to creepy hackers. Thanks, Trump!

Trump Plays The Blame Game. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 19, 2017

Trump's SWEARS he didn't do whatever he says he did, President Kushner sold peace to the Middle East, the GOP wants Chaffetz out now! Your morning news brief!

Mueller … Mueller … Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 18, 2017

Robert Mueller get all up in Trump's business, Mike Flynn drops a felony in the Oval Office, and Roger Ailes died. Huh. Your morning news brief!

Trump Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop! (Spilling Secrets.) Wonkagenda For Wed., May 17, 2017

Even Jason Chaffetz is pretending to grow a spine. Plus you see this crazy shit with the Turkish dictator's bodyguards kicking protesters' asses on DC's Embassy Row?

TRUMP MEANT TO DO THAT. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 16, 2017

OF COURSE Trump leaked classified info to Russia. HE MEANT TO! Your morning news brief!

Let’s Go To The Tape! Wonkagenda for May 15, 2017

Why does Trump tape himself, the alt-right rallies (for 10 minutes), and will Spicey get "You're Fired?" Your morning news brief!

Never Mind Jake, It’s Crazytown. Your Wonkagenda For Fri., May 12, 2017

MORE JAMES COMEY, Ted Cruz making CruzCare, and Mika goes off on Kellyanne Conway!

Trump Embraces His Inner Nixon. Wonkagenda for May 11, 2017

More Comey fallout, Trump meets with Russians, and TrumpCare is killing town halls. Your morning news brief!

Your James Comey Firing Shitshow! Wonkagenda For Wed., May 10, 2017

Comey on everyone's lips, more about James Comey, and some stories about James Comey. Your morning news brief!

Sally Yates Throws Shade Across DC. Wonkagenda for May, 09, 2017

Sally Yates plays rough, Paul Ryan stays quiet, and TrumpCare gets even worse. Your morning news brief!