Christ, What an Asshole.
We'll presume Cohen's tapes have far fewer anti-Semitic rants. Probably.
Reducing the availability of guns? Well now you're just talking nonsense, mister.
This isn't even close to normal. This will take years for the light to normal to reach.
Nobody has to say 'Don't ever change, Donald.' He's utterly incapable of not being a small-time crook at heart.
We bet Donald Trump is gonna miss him real bad, for sure.
This here 'Justice' Department may need a new moniker.
Paranoid Dickweasel Is Paranoid, Dickweasel
Pandas might kill us all. Cell phones, too. Tucker Carlson has seen some shit, man.
Conservatives are being silenced. That's why they have to TYPE IN ALL CAPS.
By the end of the day, Trump will be calling Robert Mueller a Syrian agent.
Congratulations, Senator Duckworth! May nothing overshadow your happy news!
When it comes to Chinese tariffs, Donald Trump is whining like a soy boy.
Now don't go making up a bunch of fake news about this story, OK? They're watching you.
Sometimes we think the Fox News production team is full of trolls, is what we think.
The Towering Infernal President Didn’t Want Any Stinking Sprinklers In His Beautiful Deadly Building
Not exactly shooting someone, and not in the middle of 5th Avenue, but 'tis enough, 'twill serve.