Of course, *Nixon* released his tax returns...
Huge news! / Huge News! / Yawn....
It's just like 2009 all over again, except in Bizarro-World. Goodbye!
Presidenting: It's Haaaaaard.
We haven't heard any women clamoring to be spared the expense of covering prostate cancer. Wonder why that is?
Saving so much money by making other people pick up the tab.
Can't very well NOT oppose this corporate tool.
Letting insurance companies *not cover* your cancer isn't 'fun' for you? Well boo hoo.
Some of those old ladies can really move.
Oh American college students, never change. We mean always. Always change.
Trump too busy partying with China and Russia to hang out with NATO? Didn't see that coming.
The worst thing about surviving the End Times will be other survivalists.
Fore, score, and seven years ago.
Out of the mouths of evil shitweasels...
In an alternate universe, Merrick Garland politely refuses to say how he'll vote on a challenge to President Clinton's expansion of Obamacare.