Doktor Zoom

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Doktor Zoom Is the pseudonym of Marty Kelley, who lives in Boise, Idaho. He acquired his nym from a fan of Silver-Age comics after being differently punctual to too many meetings. He is not a medical doctor, although he has a real PhD (in Rhetoric and Composition). He loves upvoting your comments but Disqus is broken and his upvotes don't "stick." Just assume he upvoted what you said, because it was excellent and witty.

Senate Dems R On Ur Capitol Steps, Restoring Ur Faith In Democracy

Despite all the attempts to break it, sometimes it looks like democracy works. (Cue the wingnut uncles bellowing, 'It's not a democracy, it's a republic!!!')

Montana Utility Commission Gonna Put Stupid Sun Out Of Business, Tell You What

Corruption is so charmingly honest at the state and local level. Especially when it's caught on video.

Finally, Trump Gets Honest Paycheck: Canadian Hotel Pays $6 Million To Get Rid Of His Name

The exorcism ceremony wasn't included in the price. Also it's your OPEN THREAD!

Mitch McConnell Short Some Votes For Murdering Your Mom

Hey, you have an extra week to call your senators and tell them to save Obamacare!
The Titan refugee program was a bad idea, we'll admit

Pentagon Gonna Deport All The Troops For Loving America Too Much

Trusting the military was their first mistake. Do we want such gullible people in the service?

Senate’s Obamacare Repeal Will Give 22 Million More Americans Opportunity To Explore Faith Healing

Why, yes, the Senate's Obamacare repeal will make people get sick and die. This is a surprise how?

Barack Obama, You Will Not Call TrumpCare ‘Mean’! It Is A Trump Worship Word. You Will Not Use It!

That Barack Obama guy better stop being a copycat. It's not fair!

Kellyanne Conway And Pals Went On The Sunday Shows And LIED About Medicaid? The Hell You Say!

It was Talking Points vs Reality on the Sunday shows this weekend. Reality got shouted down like a guest on Bill O'Reilly's old show.

Dueling Million Moron Marches In DC Get Like A Hundred Idiots To Show Up

You know things are weird when Pepe The Frog fans accuse the Gateway Pundit of being a mainsteam sellout.
Yes, yes, we know the USSR is defunct. Whatevs.

Deleted Comments: You Think Cultural Marxism Is A Joke?? (Yes. Yes We Do.)

It's another heapin' helpin' of Deleted Derp, fresh from the comment mines of Wonkette.

GOP Medicaid Cuts Will Probably Cost This Man His Freedom. How The Hell Is That ‘Better Care’?

Every Republican in the Senate needs to see this video. Donald Trump needs to see this video. They won't, of course.

HELLER NO: Nevada Republican Calls ACA Repeal A LIE

The bill is a lie. The bill is a lie. The bill is a lie.

Richmond, Virginia, To Fact-Check Fake News (On Confederate Monuments)

Context has a liberal bias.

This Goddamned Republican Obamacare Repeal Will Kill People. Time To Get Into The Streets.

Why are people so mad about the Senate Obamacare repeal? Because their lives depend on it.

Senate Republicans: We Have To Pass Healthcare Bill In Order To WRITE It

If nobody admits writing it, nobody can be held responsible for it.

Barack Obama Would Like To Have A Word With You About Healthcare

The guy whose name is synonymous with Care has some thoughts on what the Republicans want to do to healthcare.