David S. Bernstein

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Let’s Meet The Sexy Montana Navy SEAL Stud Who Will Obviously Be Next House Speaker!

When I first met Wonkette in person, at the 2012 Republican National Convention, she was drunkenly helping me post an exclusive about an unhinged Obama-bashing ad (focused laser-like on Obama's destructive surrender-bowing tendencies), which I had just obtained from...

Hero Conservatives Will Fix Stupid Framers’ Dumb Constitution

Trivia question from the first week of the 114th Congress: What percentage of proposed changes to the United States Constitution were filed by members of the Constitution-waving, original intent-spouting, Founding Father-worshiping Republican Party? If you guessed lower than 100 percent,...
We'll always have reindeer

Reindeer-Farming Congressman Acts Sane, Counters With Impeachment Bill

Wonkette readers have been kept well-informed about reindeer-farming Michigan congressman Kerry Bentivolio -- from before he even officially won his 2012 election, when this site identified him as a potential heir to Michele Bachmann's Krazy Krown, to the raving...
In theory anyway

GOP: Thanks For The Votes Ladies, We’ll Take It From Here

Republicans aren't too keen on putting women in charge. In the US House of Representatives, men will chair 20 of 21 committees next year. Assignments aren't finalized for the new GOP leadership in the US Senate, but Lisa Murkowski...
Rep. David Schweikert (R-Defender of "Science")

GOP So Mad Someone’s Doing Science On Crazy Internet Trolls

A group of meddling congressional Democrats is planning to stick up for science in the House chamber this afternoon -- but don't worry, their post-enlightenment nonsense won't be tolerated. The action comes in response to the Secret Science Reform Act...