Carlos Sagan

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Carlos Sagan is the pseudonym of, hey! I'm not telling! A MexiCAN, not a MexiCAN'T when it comes to all things science and snark. When not writing for Wonkette, your faithful narrator can be found working at a biotech company, kicking a soccer ball, writing a screenplay or hanging with his family. Email: CarlosSagan2018@gmail.com Twitter: @RealCarlosSagan

Hepatitis Eating Your Liver Without Even Chianti. It’s SCIENCE!

Ah, May. The flowers are blooming again. Mother’s Day… and of course, it’s Hepatitis Awareness Month. But you knew that, right? You’re a Wonkette reader (and hopefully you give us a monthly tithe just like you do to the FSM...

Fat Fucker One Big Mac Away From A Heart Attack Picks Fitness Council. It Is A Bad Council.

Never thought we'd look back fondly on Arnold Schwarzenegger, but there you go.

How Are You Fucking Up Your Children Today?

Science did a study on depressed moms and their kids' IQ. The media didn't know how to handle it, surprise.

Cancer Is A Bunch Of Bitches: You Fuckin’ Love Science

No, Big Pharma is not hiding its cancer cures. There ARE exciting new DNA discoveries though!

TAKE AWAY THAT CELL PHONE FROM YOUR COMPANION RAT! HURRY! DO IT NOW!

Science stuff. That's the official term for it.