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Killer Brains, Gamma-Ray Fungus, And Octopus Selfies, All In This Week’s Sci-Blog

Ahoy Wonkeratti! It's time once again for another horrible Wonkette Sci-Blog. Grasp a flagon of mead and come on in! Ah, Summer has passed into Fall, Fall is passing into Winter and the Season of Festivals is upon us once...

Killer Typhoons, Low-Information Congressmen, And Giant Snakes, All In This Week’s Sci-Blog

Hola, Wonketeers! It's time once again for another frighteningly disturbing Wonkette Sci-Blog. Help yourselves to a bowl of ayahuasca and come on in! Whew! I've finally gotten all cleaned up and straightened out from another year's Halloween. It's truly a...

Abandoned Research, Lost Opportunities, and Closed Labs, All In This Week’s Government Shutdown Sci-Blog

Hello, Wonketeers! It's time for another bizarre & disturbing Wonkette Sci-Blog. Get out your phones and come on in -- we're Drunk Dialing Congress! We were looking forward to devoting this week's blog exclusively to the celebration of one of...

Kiss Your Precious ‘Experiments’ And ‘Research’ Goodbye, Eggheads: A Government Shutdown Edition Of Your Sci-Blog

Hi, Wonkeratti. It's time once again for another infuriating Wonkette Sci-Blog. Sharpen your pitchforks, grab a torch and come on in. The very first Wonkette hotline tip I got on Monday was a forwarded link.  Just from reading the text...

Cosmic Fireballs, Water On Mars, And Why House Republicans Are Like Stoned Kids, All In This Week’s Sci-Blog

Hey there, Wonketeers! It's time once again for another appalling Wonkette Sci-Blog. Fire one up and come on in. Sometimes it's just not a good idea to let the Stoned Kid drive. Many years ago a group of us were driving...

It’s Getting Hot In Here, Starbursts, Lady Squids With Balls, And More In This Week’s Sci-Blog!

Ahoy, Wonkmates! It's time once again for another terrible Wonkette Sci-Blog. Put on your swim fins and come on in! The United Nations' Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) is due to release part 1 of its multi-volume Fifth...

Moon Rockets, Space Brains, And Vampire Squid, All In This Week’s Sci-Blog!

Hi there, Wonkeratti! It's time once again for another appalling Wonkette sci-blog.Check the seals on your pressure suit and come on in! At 11:27 p.m. EDT Friday, NASA successfully launched a moon rocket exploration mission from the Space Coast....

All The Brainz That’s Fit To Eat, And More In This Week’s Sci-Blog!

Hey there, Wonkeratti! It's time once again for another unnerving Wonkette Sci-Blog. Grab a drink and a trephination knife and come on in! The human brain is a difficult thing to study. It's by far the most complex structure in...

Kickass Telescopes, Newly Discovered Mammals, And Welcoming Our New Insect Overlords, All In This Week’s Sci-Blog

Welcome Wonkeratti, to another appalling Wonkette Sci-Blog! You will need Drinks. You will not need Pants. We live in weird times and it's awfully easy to become disoriented -- especially if you're obsessed with keeping up with the news. Perhaps,...

These Baby Octopussies Will Make You Forget All About Our Climate Change Crisis, In This Week’s Sci-Blog!

Here we go again with another appalling Wonkette Sci-Blog. Fix yourselves a Brain Stimulating Beverage and come on in. Earlier this year, scientists affiliated with five American universities released a study titled "An attack on science? Media use, trust in...

Your Dumb Old Appendix Had A Purpose After All, Invasive Species Invade, Cool Comets, And More In This Week’s Sci-Blog

Hoy there, Wonkeratti! It's time once again for another disturbing Wonkette Sci-Blog. Pour yourselves another shot of Old Janx Spirit and come on in! The state of Florida has had some downright nightmarish problems with exotic introduced species. Ever since humans...

‘Manhattanhenge,’ The Ass End Of The Solar System, And An Actual Sarcasm Detector, All In This Week’s Sci-Blog

Welcome, Wonkeratti, to another bizarre and disturbing Wonkette Sci-Blog. Have another dose of Soma and come on in! Today and tomorrow there will be a unique astronomical event, visible only to the lucky residents and visitors of Manhattan Island in...

Everybody’s All-American Rocket, Head Transplants, And Cephalopod Cloaking Devices In This Week’s Sci-Blog

Hola Wonkeratti! It's time once again for another terrible Wonkette Sci-Blog. Mix yourselves another drink and come on in! Today, in honor of this week's American Independence Day  we're paying  homage to skyrocket and All-American Success Story,  the Saturn V...

Eight Million Scary Stories About The Briny Deep, All In This Week’s Sci-Blog!

Well Weirdos, it's time once again for another appalling Wonkette Sci-Blog. Some Friday Science Nice-Time after a very busy, wondrous and infuriating week. So...How would you like to meet another one of my personal heroes, then? Dr. Sylvia A. Earle is...

Indistinguishable From Magic: Your Friday Sci-Blog On Saturday

Hola Wonkerados! It's time once again for another bizarre and nauseating Wonkette Sci-Blog! Grab a Bag and come on in. Many of you will recognize the gentleman pictured as noted writer, inventor and futurist Arthur C. Clarke. One of the...

Creature Features: Your Late Afternoon Friday Morning Sci-Blog!

Yesterday morning, an ill wind came Blew your picture right out of the picture frame Even blew the candle out from underneath the flame Yesterday morning, an ill wind came - John Prine Hello Wonkeratti! It's time once again to punish...