What juicy new revelations did we make up for your amusement?
Hope this proves persuasive.
Once more, with feeling!
They needed the server space for other stuff, we bet!
Hopefully we stay one step ahead of Poe's Law on this one.
Let's really, really hope this is the most insane thing you read about today.
Don't worry, it's "entirely common!"
No way they thought of this themselves...
It's FUN GENOCIDE QUIZ TIME!!!
Would you risk your life to inspire resistance against Donald Trump? The Greenpeace protesters who just scaled a giant crane located near the White House to hang a giant "RESIST" banner sure would. Good golly, look at those crazy motherfudgers...
Here’s A Video Of What Trump’s Five Minute Standing Ovation At The CIA Might Have Looked Like, For Science!
Donald Trump got the greatest ovation in history probably.
Hillarites and Berners, let us once again love each other and stick it to THAT OTHER GUY.
Looks like Alex would like us to yell at him again.
If you were too busy losing your entire mind over "grab them by the pussy" yesterday, you might have missed that Wikileaks published what they allege to be partial transcripts of Hillary's paid speeches to Goldman Sachs and other Wall Street firms. I'll...
Donald Trump isn't your "typical politician" in much the same way that an empty beer can smooshed between two mummified rats isn't your "typical sandwich." This beer-can-between-rats quality was again on display at a campaign stop in Reno, Nevada, Wednesday night, when...