Brings a whole new meaning to "this is not normal."
We couldn't resist...
What juicy new revelations did we make up for your amusement?
Hope this proves persuasive.
Once more, with feeling!
They needed the server space for other stuff, we bet!
Hopefully we stay one step ahead of Poe's Law on this one.
Let's really, really hope this is the most insane thing you read about today.
Don't worry, it's "entirely common!"
No way they thought of this themselves...
It's FUN GENOCIDE QUIZ TIME!!!
Would you risk your life to inspire resistance against Donald Trump? The Greenpeace protesters who just scaled a giant crane located near the White House to hang a giant "RESIST" banner sure would. Good golly, look at those crazy motherfudgers...
Here’s A Video Of What Trump’s Five Minute Standing Ovation At The CIA Might Have Looked Like, For Science!
Donald Trump got the greatest ovation in history probably.
Hillarites and Berners, let us once again love each other and stick it to THAT OTHER GUY.
Looks like Alex would like us to yell at him again.