Buttercup Squash Pie To Bring To Thanksgiving Dinner

Pumpkins aren't the only pieworthy squash, you know.

Put Some Food On Your Family With Aunt Wonkette’s Real Cranberry Business

We hereby challenge Susan Stamberg to a cage match. Of cranberry recipes.

Betty Ford’s Boozy Chocolate Cake

Mom, who are those people?

Put Thanksgiving In Your Mouth With Grown-Up Baked Mac And Cheese, For Grown-Ups

It's mac and cheese, for grown up adults. No, that doesn't mean booze. (It could mean booze.)

Rush Limbaugh’s ‘Under The Sea’ Salad Has Jello, Stuffed Olives, And Miracle Whip, No Oxycodone

The Ghost of Recipes Past has scanned our archives and found this thing, which had previously run in July 2012. It is more Jell-O, for people who find Mamie Eisenhower a tad intimidating. OK, sure, we made fun of Rush...

The Jell-O Recipe That Mamie Eisenhower Used To Win The Cold War

This Jello recipe made David Eisenhower fall for Julie Nixon. You could look it up.
"And so what happens in this room?"

Making Thanksgiving ‘Monkey Bread’ With Nancy Reagan, FOREVER!

Her astrologer said the stars were propitious. She assumed that had something to do with blowjobs.

Where The Hell Is The Agenda!

So this is how it's going to go, see?

Paul Manafort Sprung From House-Jail For Thanksgiving! FYI, BORDER PATROL.

It's nice that he gets to enjoy his last Thanksgiving as a free man.

Breitbart Editor Remembers The Good Old Days, When Rape Used To Mean Something

Alex Marlow insists that the definition of rape has changed to 'any sex you later regret.'

Poor Oppressed Alabama Police Chief Suspended Just For Making HILARIOUS Rape Jokes

We're not sure if there's ever a good time for a rape joke. But we're sure that THIS ISN'T IT.

Yes All Men

No part of this discussion will be comfortable, but it is overdue.

This Video Will Make You Stop Being So Gay All The Time

STOP LAUGHING, THESE ARE VERY SERIOUS PEOPLE.

Judge Rules Trump ‘Sanctuary Cities’ Executive Order As Unconstitutional As All The Other Ones

If we didn't know better, we'd say that the courts think Donald Trump is full of shit!

John Conyers, You Fucking Jerk

Another day, another gross story.

Trump To Practice Presidential Pardons. Wonkagenda For Tues., Nov. 21, 2017

Is Robert Mueller about to flip a guy? What will Trump and Putin talk about this time? And Trump gets practice in presidential pardons. Your morning news brief.

Drinky Drunky Florida Mayor And Roid Raging Husband Audition For Carl Hiaasen Novel. Um, Allegedly.

Pretty sure diarrhea doesn't make you talk goofy.

Mar-A-Lago Partygoers Fete Their Favorite Charity: Donald Trump

Today in RICH PEOPLE ARE FUCKING CRAZY ...