The most delicious day of the year.
Pumpkins aren't the only pieworthy squash, you know.
It's a RECIPE, DUMMY.
We hereby challenge Susan Stamberg to a cage match. Of cranberry recipes.
Mom, who are those people?
It's mac and cheese, for grown up adults. No, that doesn't mean booze. (It could mean booze.)
The Ghost of Recipes Past has scanned our archives and found this thing, which had previously run in July 2012. It is more Jell-O, for people who find Mamie Eisenhower a tad intimidating. OK, sure, we made fun of Rush...
This Jello recipe made David Eisenhower fall for Julie Nixon. You could look it up.
Her astrologer said the stars were propitious. She assumed that had something to do with blowjobs.
So this is how it's going to go, see?
It's nice that he gets to enjoy his last Thanksgiving as a free man.
Alex Marlow insists that the definition of rape has changed to 'any sex you later regret.'
We're not sure if there's ever a good time for a rape joke. But we're sure that THIS ISN'T IT.
No part of this discussion will be comfortable, but it is overdue.
STOP LAUGHING, THESE ARE VERY SERIOUS PEOPLE.
If we didn't know better, we'd say that the courts think Donald Trump is full of shit!
Another day, another gross story.
Is Robert Mueller about to flip a guy? What will Trump and Putin talk about this time? And Trump gets practice in presidential pardons. Your morning news brief.
Pretty sure diarrhea doesn't make you talk goofy.
That Time Russians Tried To Hit Up The Trump Campaign But Jared Accidentally Hit The ‘Fuck You’ Button
JARED KUSHNER IS INNOCENT AGAIN.
Today in RICH PEOPLE ARE FUCKING CRAZY ...
Well, he's not wrong!