Trump Son-In-Law Kushner was tapped to lead new office to allow business better opportunity to rape and pillage. If you had an MBA, you'd understand.
Also too, the same day, Ted Koppel told Sean Hannity to stop hurting America! It was a good Sunday!
Mr. President, LET'S DO THIS!!!
Sorry, United, leggings are totally appropriate plane attire.
Did somebody put SMART JUICE in her pot brownies?
Male Judge In Stupid Shitty Home Depot Sex Harasser Decision Should Not Worry His Pretty Head About It
Supervisor tells employee that he will fire her if she doesn't come with him to hotel room, where he rapes and murders her. Company very sorry her 'date' didn't turn out well.
Washington is throwing around blame, Jared is getting another hat and a Senate hearing, and teevee people go crazy! Your morning news brief!
So here's a new one: A white supremacist who doesn't like Nazis. Our comments section gets the best visitors!
If we teach MRAs how to make sammiches themselves, perhaps they can become productive citizens again.
Must have been one hell of a lawyer letter.
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Everybody Wants To Testify In Trump Russia Investigation Now! Except ‘Russian Spy’ Michael Flynn, That Is!
CONNECT THE DOTS, MORANS. Also? OPEN THREAD.
Of course, *Nixon* released his tax returns...
Huge news! / Huge News! / Yawn....
What laws MIGHT Devin Nunes have broken this week in the process of humping Donald Trump's leg? Let's Clusterfucksplore!
So many leopards eating so many faces.
Also, Adam Schiff is PISSED Y'ALL.
It's just like 2009 all over again, except in Bizarro-World. Goodbye!
Presidenting: It's Haaaaaard.
Men whose female partners are taking birth control are also using birth control.
This story involves glow sticks and people who lost the popular vote.
We haven't heard any women clamoring to be spared the expense of covering prostate cancer. Wonder why that is?
Trump throws his abundance of weight at the House, Rick Perry hates gay diversity, the Senate wants to help you find hot, sexy singles on the Internet. Your morning news brief!