President’s Son-In-Law Gonna Do Business All Over America’s Face! What Could Go Right?

Trump Son-In-Law Kushner was tapped to lead new office to allow business better opportunity to rape and pillage. If you had an MBA, you'd understand.

Obama Speechwriter Calls CNN A Dumb Dick To Its Face, And It Is BAD. ASS.

Also too, the same day, Ted Koppel told Sean Hannity to stop hurting America! It was a good Sunday!

Little Girls Tried To Wear Leggings On A Plane, Till United Got All Up In Their Businesses

Sorry, United, leggings are totally appropriate plane attire.

Maureen Dowd Writes Good Thing

Did somebody put SMART JUICE in her pot brownies?

Male Judge In Stupid Shitty Home Depot Sex Harasser Decision Should Not Worry His Pretty Head About It

Supervisor tells employee that he will fire her if she doesn't come with him to hotel room, where he rapes and murders her. Company very sorry her 'date' didn't turn out well.

Trump Loves Paul Ryan! Loves Him Under This Bus! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 27, 2017

Washington is throwing around blame, Jared is getting another hat and a Senate hearing, and teevee people go crazy! Your morning news brief!

Deleted Comments: That Nazi Angela Merkel Just Doesn’t Understand The Superior White Race

So here's a new one: A white supremacist who doesn't like Nazis. Our comments section gets the best visitors!

Let’s Make Sammiches! Yes, The Boys, Too!

If we teach MRAs how to make sammiches themselves, perhaps they can become productive citizens again.

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Officially Over Dumbass Devin Nunes

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP STORIES RIGHT NOW!
Welcome to the dark side, Mr. Bannon. Enjoy your cookies.

Steve Bannon Tells Trump To Keep ‘Shit List’ Of GOP Enemies. Worked Awesome For Nixon!

Of course, *Nixon* released his tax returns...

Intel Committee Chair Devin Nunes: He Going To Jail Or Nah? A Lawsplainer!

What laws MIGHT Devin Nunes have broken this week in the process of humping Donald Trump's leg? Let's Clusterfucksplore!

Trump Voters Thought All The Bad Stuff Was Just Gonna Happen To Other People :(

So many leopards eating so many faces.

Devin Nunes Would Like To Run His Dumbass Mouth Hole At You Some More, Please

Also, Adam Schiff is PISSED Y'ALL.

Rep. Explains We Have To Pass Obamacare Repeal To See What’s In It. Deja Vu All Over Again!

It's just like 2009 all over again, except in Bizarro-World. Goodbye!

Poll: Over Half Of American Men Think They Don’t Benefit From Birth Control, Are SO DUMB

Men whose female partners are taking birth control are also using birth control.

Rick Perry All In A Tizzy About This One Gay College Boy!

This story involves glow sticks and people who lost the popular vote.

GOP Senator Really Sorry He Made Fun Of Your Boob Cancer

We haven't heard any women clamoring to be spared the expense of covering prostate cancer. Wonder why that is?

Freedom Caucus Cockblocks TrumpCare! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 24, 2016

Trump throws his abundance of weight at the House, Rick Perry hates gay diversity, the Senate wants to help you find hot, sexy singles on the Internet. Your morning news brief!