Attention Pittsburghers, Pittsburghians, or whatever you people are! Stop your piratical steeling (not to mention your flappin’ around like Penguins) and get yourself to the Penn Brewing Company, 800 Vinial St., for the Great Wonkette Drinky Thing / Get Your Guns Off My Lawn World Tour! It is TODAY from 2 p.m. to 5 p.m. EDT!
Directions and more info at this here link right here. Lots of parking available at this charming brew-pub, also! You may be charmed to learn that the Penn Brewery “is the first stop on the Allegheny River Libation Trail, a group of 13 craft brewers and distilleries in the Strip District, Lawrenceville, Millvale and Troy Hill.” But it is the only location that will be hosting Yr Wonkette, with libations, foods, Yr. Editrix and Yr Shypixel, and of course Yr Wonkette Preschooler, Donna Rose, eventual benevolent philosopher-monarch of you all (rise to ultimate power not guaranteed — she may have other plans).
And look! We have more pix of Miss Donna Rose and her recent adventures!
You want pix of the Chicago get-together? Have some pix from the Chicago get-together! We have no idea who any of these folks are, so you can identify yourselves in the comments if you are so inclined. Or you could, if we allowed comments:
Hey! Why are you still reading this? Get your ass to the Penn Brewery, or the terrorists win. Or maybe the homeless get shotguns.
Also, while you get dressed (sorry, they insist on pants), please enjoy this classic from Mr. Loudon Wainwright III’s first album in 1970. The steel mills may be vastly reduced, but the thieves and black-sleeved buccaneers still kick and pitch their orbs!
(Also, silly YouTuber, the title is “Ode to a Pittsburgh.” That indefinite article makes all the difference!)