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Last October, the Kent State chapter of campus “alt-right” group Turning Point USA decided to “totally own the libs” by wearing diapers in public and crying about “safe spaces.” This, as you might imagine, resulted in them being widely mocked across the internet — both because of the fact that they were in diapers, and because it is weird to protest people hanging out without you and abiding by mutually agreed upon rules that have absolutely nothing to do with you since you are not there. It’s basically like protesting someone’s Monopoly house rules when you were not even invited to play.

The event was dragged so hard that even Turning Point USA sought to distance itself from it:

In an open letter posted to the conservative website Liberty Hangout, Kent State’s Turning Point USA President Kaitlin Bennett announced that she would be quitting the “shithole” organization in response to their lack of action when the whole internet was making fun of them.

Despite my hard efforts, I have been highly disappointed in the leadership of those higher up than me in Turning Point USA. I was embarrassed to have been left alone to deal with the aftermath of the safe space event, and even lied about by Turning Point national. You two approved the event but took zero responsibility to save face for yourselves. Not only did I invite you to attend our entire free speech week, but you even told me you would help me apply for a grant for the event. I was also made aware by other Turning Point chapters under your watch that you were fully aware that Young Americans for Liberty members were the ones who dressed up as children, and that instead of putting the blame where it belonged, you not only distanced yourself from the event, but you let my chapter face the consequences of online harassment. I am appalled that national headquarters lied about, and put one of their own chapters under the bus just so they wouldn’t upset another organization.

Wow! You know what it seems like she needs?

It really is quite interesting. This is a person who literally staged a protest against people who want to sometimes gather in groups in which they won’t be harassed, because she believes they need more exposure to people who want to tell them they are going to hell or that they are lying about racism existing. Because FREEZE PEACH! But when she finds herself the target of online harassment, she believes she ought to be shielded from it.

Bennett maintains that the event was a super great idea and has no regrets for doing it, and she is really mad that the organization itself failed to take any responsibility for her actions:

Although I thought the safe space event was funny and have zero remorse for holding it, I took full responsibility for it when Turning Point failed to show any leadership. I had zero obligation to act in this manner, however my heart and soul were still dedicated to helping this organization grow as much as possible. With this, I swallowed my pride, apologized and moved forward in the direction that Turning Point wanted me to. Since then, I have worked tirelessly to make the event a thing of the past, and make Turning Point at Kent most remembered for the values we represent, rather than the event we held

How is that even fair? Why can’t they take just a little personal responsibility for the thing she did, or at least said to the internet, “Hey internet, actually this protest was really awesome and great and you are all MEAN for making fun of their diapers and anger at people hanging out without them just because they are unpleasant and sometimes like to use racial slurs or tell people they are going to hell for being gay!” Is that too much to ask? Surely if they had, the internet would have responded by saying, “Oh well! If a respected organization like Turning Point USA stands by this ridiculous protest, then perhaps we should stop mocking it!”

She continues:

However through all of this, I am thankful for something. I have realized how much of a shithole organization Turning Point USA is, and am glad I got out of this bullshit before I invested my whole life into it, let alone just my senior year of college. Now that I have a clear conscience and have no desire to continue my employment with Turning Point, I will have the time to find a real job, something I recommend for you. Maybe answering to business professionals rather than college dropouts, egotistic enough to put their face on stupid memes, will give you the leadership skills you desperately need for your positions.

In case you are not aware, Turning Point USA is a particularly ridiculous conservative campus group founded by Breitbart writer Charlie Kirk, after he didn’t get into the US Military Academy and decided that the reason he was rejected was because of “affirmative action.” Even though his daddy worked for Donald Trump! He imagined that instead of accepting him, they accepted a woman of color, despite having literally no evidence of this actually happening. In fact, given that West Point is 80 percent male and 80 percent white, this probably just means that he was a lot less qualified than a lot of other white men.

Nevertheless, Kirk was SO MAD about this imaginary woman of color what stole his dream that he starting Turning Point USA clubs at schools across the United States. They are perhaps best known for their Professor Watchlist, in which they keep a record of college professors who are known to be liberal (which, as we all know, is against the law).

You may also know Kirk from this delightful meme he made of himself, which Bennett mentioned in her letter:

Given their equal propensity for amazing self-owns, you’d think that Bennett and Kirk would be a match made in heaven!

This is not the first time, by the way, that Bennett has felt unsupported and unloved. Not long ago, she complained to her school newspaper that even in the age of Trump, her views made her unpopular with fellow students. One time, even, when she was protesting federal funding for Planned Parenthood, another student drove by her and yelled, “I love abortion. I love Planned Parenthood,” which she described as a “pretty nasty thing to say.” Oh, the horror.

Clearly, the only way to make any of this right is for everyone on the planet to agree with Kaitlin Bennett, be her friend, tell her that everything she does is wonderful and great and never disagree with her on anything for fear of hurting her feelings. Because if we don’t, then we’re all snowflakes, or something.

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  • Indiepalin

    This summer I hear the drumming

    • OneYieldRegular

      Yes, I mean Jesus F. Christ, this is the protest legacy that these thumb-sucking diaper idiots at Kent State are ignoring?

  • OneYieldRegular

    These are people who have never grown out of diapers – and who never will.

  • ArgieBargie

    Sounds like Turning Point USA is very Vitter about being ridiculed.

    • Cousin Itt, hoi polloi

      As if Vitter gives a shit.

      • ArgieBargie

        He will always be the butt of the jokes, regardless.

      • MynameisBlarney

        Hehe…

        Pewp.

    • OutOfOrbit

      ICWYDT but he’s not vitter anymore, amirite?

    • Hobbes’ like, smart Evil Twin

      Someone should give her a hug…gies.

    • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

      She needs to pullups herself by her bootie-straps.

      • Pisto75666

        She’ll learn how to Pamper herself without anyone’s help, eventually.

  • UncleTravelingMatt

    The poor dear. It’s always sad when young right-wingers face backlash for being assholes.

    • SweetDeeKat

      My god! They were victims of online harassment!

      • Seek

        But they are white! That’s not fair.

  • Gayer Than Thou

    At the point at which you have to argue about exactly which organization showed up to your protest in diapers you should definitely consider your life choices.

  • MynameisBlarney

    https://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/charlie-kirk.jpg

    Now there’s a guy that couldn’t get laid if he crawled up a chickens ass.

    • James Baskin

      Say that funky bullshit, white boy!

    • data_ninja

      White shirt, white background, white bracelet, white guy. He should be holding a jar of mayonnaise in his hands to complete the picture.

      • MynameisBlarney

        And/or a loaf of Wonderbread.

        • data_ninja

          Bingo!

      • TJ Barke

        Mayonnaise libel!

        • data_ninja

          Will a jar of marshmallow fluff better?

      • Gayer Than Thou

        I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that his white bracelet is some kind of LiveStrong-type merchandising about how it’s actually OK to be white.

      • GoutMachine

        Did he lose his tiki torch, or did Mommy revoke his fire privileges?

        • MynameisBlarney

          Yes.

    • eyelashviper

      Momma’s boy, woman hating ignorant douchebag who pines for the days of slavery and women in the kitchen.

    • BrianW

      Is that a stock photo entitled “pouting, ignorant white male privilege symbol”? ‘Cause I feel like it is.

      • Bright Bart

        no it is stock photo of “went to a shithole diaper protest and forgot my diaper. doh!”

        • BrianW

          That does work too, I must admit.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      I had never heard that phrase before (how is this possible?) and I am DYING right now. Thank you.

      • MynameisBlarney

        You’re welcome.
        LOL

        It’s one of them Southernisms I grew up hearing.

    • willi0000000

      congratulations (or condolences as necessary) you have made it into The Book of Wonderfulness™

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Is it ok to say Charlie Kirk is a fucktard?

    Because he is.

    • Bub, Secret Society zombie

      It should be obligatory.

      • PDT

        my first thought while reading that was “has nobody told him he didn’t get into West Point because he’s an idiot?”

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    You two approved the event but took zero responsibility to save face for yourselves

    I don’t even have to ask who else took zero responsibility to save face…

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1214c2daf091a81ae06590d230f0bbd4979dd1a0bcfcc603226a61ade749022f.png

  • puredog

    Hey, Caitlin? “Let alone” does not mean what you think it means.

    • ((( Augustus )))

      you can tell she’s not very bright

  • P’jama Pahnts

    I wish I would have had a handy list of liberal professors.

  • ((( Augustus )))

    THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK

    that will force everyone to respect you and stop making fun of you

    ((( WEAR DIAPERS IN PUBLIC FOR SOME REASON )))

    • MynameisBlarney

      Multitasking.
      Protesting AND lettin his freak flag fly?

  • TJ Barke

    Are rightards just utterly incapable of self awareness? Could they even pass a turing test?

    • GoutMachine

      Trick question! Turing was ghey! Eew!

    • OneYieldRegular

      They don’t comprehend latent content, so when they manifest they become an obvious joke to everyone else.

  • James Baskin

    Diapers are sexxxxxxxyyyyyyy.

  • altleftjohn

    Hey kids, you’re in college now. It’s called Composition 101. http://www.u.arizona.edu/~sung/english101/

    • James Baskin

      And she’s a senior.

  • GoutMachine

    Par for the course, just like conservative relatives of mine who can’t stand gubmint handouts for lazy welfare queens, all the while taking Medicaid money to help w/ costs.

  • Bub, Secret Society zombie

    How can anyone take Charlie Kirk seriously? He looks as though his mommy still handwashes and irons his undies and jammie jams.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    I have worked tirelessly to make the event a thing of the past, and make Turning Point at Kent most remembered for the values we represent, rather than the event we held

    Pretty sure you don’t have to worry about us forgetting the “values” you represent, asshole.

  • JMP

    Waaah waaaah! How dare people not like me just because I have horrible viewpoints! Everyone should be forced to be my friend! And I should be able to say the most ridiculous racist shit possible and no one should be allowed to call me racist for it!

    Who are the children who need safe spaces and oppose free speech again?

  • (((fka_donnie_d))), SOB

    Why am I unsurprised that these assholes feel unwelcome at Kent Fucking State, and that they are super vociferous about it?

    They should get an automatic F in any history class they register for.

    • MynameisBlarney

      And they should get an Atomic Wedgie too.

  • P’jama Pahnts

    Thank you Wonkette. It’s rare these days to read a post that makes me happy.

  • Cogswell that ends well
  • lowenufc

    Wait- Bennett was upset that he was NOT accepted to the US Military Academy, which is paid for by- get this- our taxes?
    So glad we prevented the theft of my tax money by giving this butt a free education when he was rejected.

  • eyelashviper

    Whenever i see the meme “taxes are theft”, I just want to label the idiot saying it as a damn welfare queen, expecting all kinds of guvmint services without paying for them.

    • TJ Barke

      Property is the real theft.

      • eyelashviper

        And profiting from natural resources, water, oil, etc. If they could capture the air and sell it, they would.

        • TJ Barke

          You better believe it.

        • Beanz&Berryz

          They already kinda sell the air, as a polluted by-product of what they do sell.

    • MynameisBlarney

      Libertardians.

    • Jennaratrix

      My nephew posted that meme. He didn’t much like my response, which was that since he’s in the National Guard, my taxes are paying his salary, and he should feel free to refund them at any time. Now he doesn’t talk to me anymore. WIN!

      • weighmaster

        Funny how simple, obvious facts shut them down, isn’t it?

    • GoutMachine

      For all their “originalism,” they sure do seem to forget the first fucking paragraph:

      We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

      • OneYieldRegular

        They just see the “secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves” part.

      • Beanz&Berryz

        The Communist Manifesto we all had to learn. At camp.

    • FeloniousMonk

      Freedom should be free!
      Taxation with representation can still be mighty inconvenient!

  • Blackest Noobs

    what a waste of young white people.
    wasting their lives on this bullshit of white superiority.
    i have yet to see any of them demonstrate it.

    • altleftjohn

      Is our master race learning?

      • Ling Ling

        Not as much as one hopes

    • Jennaratrix
      • Blackest Noobs

        i was hoping someone posted that,love that movie, love Cusack, love it someone else had this in their mind too.

        • Jennaratrix

          Happy to come through for you! One of the movies in constant rotation back in the (gulp) 1980s when I was working at my local video store.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    They are perhaps best known for their Professor Watchlist

    How kind of them to make a list of good professors. Better than ratemyprofessor.com!

  • Uncle Zor

    I can’t imagine why these conserve-kids aren’t more popular. They clearly have a set of rational policy positions that deserve to be taken seriously through respectful political discourse, and are not just a bunch of assholes masquerading as a political movement who like to get off by offending other people.

    • Jennaratrix

      Clearly.

  • chazmanr

    In fact, given that West Point is 80 percent male and 80 percent white, this probably just means that he was a lot less qualified than a lot of other white men.

    Also ignoring the fact that West Point is as selective as the Ivy League. Most accepted applicants, receive a recommendation from one of their senators prior to acceptance.

    • grindstone

      You have to have a nomination: “You apply to West Point by requesting and completing a PreCandidate Questionnaire, and by obtaining a nomination, normally from a United States Congressman or a Senator. (NOTE: Current enlisted members do not need a congressional or senatorial nomination). “

  • (((fka_donnie_d))), SOB

    Waaah! Stop judging us for being judgey!

  • Jennaratrix

    Clearly, the only way to make any of this right is for everyone on the planet to agree with Kaitlin Bennett, be her friend, tell her that everything she does is wonderful and great and never disagree with her on anything for fear of hurting her feelings.

    But no safe spaces, because that makes you a librul snowflake. Makes perfect sense.

    • Longstreet63

      I think the difference between a safe space and what she wants is that in safe spaces you must not say things to upset people, while what she wants is a space where others are forced to listen to her and, most importantly, approve of it.
      Normally, this involves a Caribbean nation and a balcony overlooking a square.

  • Tovarish Z

    Sounds like rejecting Kirk from West Point was sound decision making.

    • Ling Ling

      I’m sure he is the pride of a ROTC unit somewhere.

      • msanthropesmr

        No, he probably gave up after not getting a commission at West point.

        • Ling Ling

          Even better.

      • Nockular cavity

        Neidermeyer? Doubt it.

    • Uncle Zor

      He’s like some guy jumping into a marathon in the last couple of miles, thinking he’s entitled to stroll to the finish line and collect a prize. But then he still gets left in the dust by the lead pack.

      • NastyBossetti

        So… he’s like Stephen Miller?
        That checks out.

        • Uncle Zor

          Oh damn, I’d forgotten about that! I only meant to cite race bandits in general, but maybe Miller was lurking in the subconscious, like the nightmare Nosferatu that he is.

          • GoutMachine

            Count Orlok libelz!!!!11!!

    • Tundrafig

      Khhhhhhaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!

  • msanthropesmr

    You mean, if you look like you’re about to shit your pants, people don’t want to hang around you?

  • BreakingDeadMen

    You know what would make these people need diapers? The Ohio National Guard.

  • YoBunnyBunny

    Given their equal propensity for amazing self-owns, you’d think that Bennett and Kirk would be a match made in heaven!

    The proximity of two gapping blackholes off derp-stupidity would collapses both of their universes.

  • msanthropesmr

    Hey Kaitlin. You’re stupid and your name is stupid and you smell.

    • GoutMachine

      i was only surprised to see that her name wasn’t spelled with any Y’s or CHs or silent Q’s.

      • Blanche de Shambles

        Qaitlin would probably look a little suspicious to these people.

    • theblackdog

      and your mom dresses you funny!

  • Toomush Stability

    Snowflakes are falling on my head
    But that’s no reason not to claim instead
    They’re mean – just because I’ve never been
    So humiliated even though
    It’s my own fault and so,
    no one’s following me…

  • weejee

    And just in just in cast these kornservative kiddos have forgotten their skool history.

    • Ellie

      That’s what was playing in my head when I first read the article.

  • Ms. MLG on Maui

    I remember when Garbage Pail Kids was just a movie!

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      OMG, that’s it! I couldn’t quite put my finger on it, but wow. The resemblance is terrifying.

  • ManchuCandidate

    If one really wanted to join the military as an officer then there’s always OCS that is if one really wanted to serve your nation. Unless of course, the only reason Charlie Kirk wanted to join the esteemed ranks of ring knockers was to be a member of the esteemed ranks of ring knockers. What one might consider a stereotypical ticket punching careerist who put personal career above duty, honor and the troops (in that order)… a Courtney Massingale.

    As for Kaitlin. Doofus, if the Pampers fits then wear it.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Prezactly. Unless you can lord it over other officers with your ring (and establish yourself as a Blue Falcon toot sweet) no sense in pursuing any of the other paths to a commission.

      Damn good thing this schmendrick didn’t try. 99% of the Point graduates I served with understood that the source of commission is the LAST thing you want to consider when evaluating a fellow officer. We had all sorts in my infantry battalion: pointers, ROTC types, OCS out of the box, and OCS from experience in the ranks.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      I wish I could give an additional upfist for the Once an Eagle reference, but I’ll just do this instead: https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/10a0aaf6218c76bab2303380a95b153fded65fc210e46e0530e12d5556fb55a7.jpg

    • Mehmeisterjr

      She has lived a Charmined life. Extra-sensitive.

  • WIDTAP

    OT: FBI completed security process for Porter last year, but White House couldn’t close it because FBI did not give them the answer the WH wanted:

    https://www.politico.com/story/2018/02/13/intelligence-official-people-with-interim-security-clearance-should-have-limited-access-to-information-407270

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Porter was and is unfit.

      • Toomush Stability

        I don’t think the donald admin understood what was wrong about the guy…. he fit right in…

      • Mehmeisterjr

        I agree that he is unfit for the job he landed in the Trump misadministration.

        He would be perfect for the post of Undersecretary of Burning Hands with Cigarettes.

        • Villago Delenda Est

          Fair point.

  • TJ Barke

    I deserve a safe space in which to flaunt my wealth and privilege over others whom I deem inferior, while I mock and decry their attempts to build a fair and just society as an attempt to discriminate against me!

    • GoutMachine

      Now you see the violence inherent in the system!

    • A Groucho Marxist

      Make America an Even Safer Space for White Christians Again wouldn’t fit on the hat, I guess.

      • TJ Barke

        MAGA is just a convenient shorthand.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      That’s way more succinct than what the GOP currently has as their platform!

  • (((fka_donnie_d))), SOB

    And, yes, folks, this would be another example of that “conservative humor” you’ve heard so much about. Because all great comedians throw hissy fit when their jokes fall flat.

    • Ω cynmac asks for your excuse?

      Michael Richards Libelz!11!11!!!

  • Belasaurius

    I still don’t know how I’m not on that watchlist. Guess I have to step up my game

  • ralphteb

    Irony. I. Just .Cant

  • Guest Liberal

    Boot licking sycophants emulating their toddler king. Makes perfect sense to me.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4d97f7f58b2d9871df571476c498fda7f4eb1234da027d98da1846d848f70aec.jpg

    • Cogswell that ends well

      jinx

      • Guest Liberal

        curse, vex, haunt, bane, damn and afflict.

  • C.W. St. John Nobbs

    That liberty hangout website sure is a humdinger.

    • TJ Barke

      Liberty; we don’t actually understand it!

  • Belasaurius

    If dumbass wants to military so badly, there’s a pretty kick ass opening position in Afghanistan

    • Villago Delenda Est

      That would involve putting his own skin in the game.

  • WiscoJoe

    Counterpoint: Publicly humiliating yourself (or helping to elect Trump) is not in fact an effective way of “owning” the libs.

    • YoBunnyBunny

      Shhhhhhhhhhhhh…

    • Ms. MLG on Maui

      Everyone knows the only way to truly own the libs is alligator wrestling.

    • Pisto75666

      OTOH if your desired action is to get the libs to laugh at you, it works really well

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      Personally, I think they’re doing great and should keep up the amazing work! They are owning the hell out of me!

  • Sitting around on twitter just to follow these guys is not only excessively time consuming, but mind numbing. I can’t even read about this shit without drool forming at the corning of my mouth.

    No one gets paid enough to deal with this! I blame the gig economy.

  • msanthropesmr

    My question is Why did the main organization fail to support this fuckwittery? Seems right up their alley. Except maybe they thought it was making fun of David Vitter

  • Villago Delenda Est

    You know, if your dream career is that of an officer in the US Army, there are ways other than the Academy to get there.

    Unless you simply must be a ring-knocking asshole.

    • GoutMachine

      What, you mean like enlist and actually work hard? Pffffffft.

    • TJ Barke

      That shitdick couldn’t make corporal.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      It wasn’t, by a long shot, my dream career to be a career Army officer but I did go through the ROTC program and was promoted as far as Captain before my obligation lapsed.

      At no point in my far-from-remarkable career did I direct some dumb bunny to organize a campus diaper demonstration.

      This may explain why I was never subjected to a court martial or even received a General Discharge.

      He could have done that or, once enlisted, he might has distinguished himself to the point of being recommended or OCS.

      But I’m sure that his strategy of bitching and moaning and suckering others into his fantasy world of entitlement seems the better approach.

  • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

    http://freebeacon.com/culture/university-minnesota-consistently-fails-discipline-disrupt-conservative-speeches/

    The University of Minnesota has consistently failed to discipline disrupters of conservative programming, including in its handling of an upcoming Ben Shapiro event, said a student organizer of the speech.

    Talk about whining..
    1) The upcoming event is not where we demand it be!
    2) Our bridge graffiti was vandalized, and there were no mass arrests!
    3) Campus police merely removed hecklers from Milo’s event, they did not arrest them, or beat them!!!
    4) Protesters outside another event were not removed — police only arrested one of them!
    5) Senators Warren and Franklin appeared once in a better venue on campus!

  • JohnBull

    If you conservatives want to be taken more seriously and not thought of as a bunch of rich, spoiled assholes who create their own problems while making life worse for others, perhaps tackling an actual problem, like runaway tuition rates and grinding student debt, would be quite welcome. Just trying to help out here.

    • Toomush Stability

      Sorry. That’s on their list of “That’s fucked up, so break it.”…

    • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

      Well considering when you look at the fact that the current tuition structure is contributing to the lack of social mobility…they should be silent.

      “high-achieving students from educated families receive a disproportionate share of financial assistance” (Davidson, 2015). Much like Olympic athletes, their families had the means to help them excel and colleges give full-ride merit aid to them. A disproportionately small share goes to students who come from meager means and their families cannot support them.

      In other words: if your family is well-off, you get more student aid that you will never pay back. And if you come from more meager means, you’ll be too busy working a full-time job to have spare time, oh and you need to start paying back massive loans rich kids don’t have.

      Don’t sell your bootstraps…

  • Hobbes’ like, smart Evil Twin

    Kaitlin has a promising career on the Rightwing Professional Victim Welfare Circuit.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      Katie Rophie (Roiphe? I can never get that name right) is going to be PIIIISSSSSED.

  • Nockular cavity

    TPUSA? Seriously? Am I supposed to somehow look at that, and not automatically think “Toilet paper USA?”

  • sincarne

    before I invested my whole life into it, let alone just my senior year

    Dear dumb idiots what can’t write: LET ALONE and INSTEAD OF are not equivalent, and never will be, no matter how many times you use them that way.

    • NastyBossetti

      This is the first time I’ve ever seen someone misuse “let alone.” I live a charmed life.

    • GoutMachine

      English, how does it work?

      • sincarne

        In a world where the dictionary claims literally and figuratively are synonymous? Maybe it doesn’t.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    Now there’s a 2020 campaign slogan right-wingers can get behind.

    No One Should Feel Safe!

    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      Fox (so-called) News is trying!

  • (((fka_donnie_d))), SOB

    Remember kids, in the 60s standard operating procedure was to make people feel welcome no matter what vile shit they spewed (flowers in guns etc). Now these people are losing their shit because they are being ostracized. Can you imagine what will happen when we get a real resistance movement together?

    • TJ Barke

      Armed repression by “patriots”.

    • MsEdgyNation

      Guess they’re gonna need a lot more adult diapers.

  • WiscoJoe

    Wait, is this like one of those things where someone has a particular sexual fetish, but they don’t have the courage to explore it, so they have to come up with some elaborate subtext for why they’re dressed like a baby in public? Ugh, just wait for Halloween like the rest of us sexually repressed freaks do.

    • GoutMachine

      True, but I sure hope “sexy white supremacist in a diaper” isn’t a new costume trend.

      • NastyBossetti

        It’s impossible, because there’s nothing sexy about being a white supremacist.

    • “Unpresidented” Linda

      I knew a guy like that. He was in hospital for some reason, and they’d put a diaper on him. Well, turns out he liked the way if felt… somehow. Yuck. So he started wearing them all the time, even STEALING them.

      It turned into quite a thing.

      • WiscoJoe

        For sure, it’s definitely something that some people enjoy for a variety of reasons. No judgement. We all got something going on. It’s great when people find safe spaces to respectfully and responsibly explore their sexual interests and identities.

        • “Unpresidented” Linda

          Yeah, but stealing Depends is not cool.

          • WiscoJoe

            That’s why we need safe spaces! So people don’t resort to theft (or staging fake protests) to indulge their desires.

        • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

          They should join Fet-life and find like minded individuals, they would probably be much happier.

    • SayItWithWookies

      Freud said sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. But then he continued with “But an adult in a diaper whining about other people is always a cry for help.”

  • TJ Barke

    Needz moar TSOL.

  • “Unpresidented” Linda

    Hey, Whitebread, if taxes are theft, GET OFF MY ROADS.

    • codeslinger

      but her emails!

  • Riley Whodat Venable

    He’s just the kind of twink one of my co-Workers likes.

    Happy Mardi Gras Robyn!

    • Jack Has a Memo!!!!

      Happy Mardi Gras!!! This is only my second Carnival Season on the Gulf Coast and we already have five large reusable grocery bags full of fucking beads.

      • Riley Whodat Venable

        Be sure over the next year to sort and rebundle the ones you don’t want. Advertise them locally. You (ot your kids can pick up a few bucks.
        As a kid our CYO did it every year.

        Mardi Gras in Mobile is fun. I’ve never been to Gulfport for Mardi Gras.

        • Ω cynmac asks for your excuse?

          I was in Galveston last year. It was fun.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Turning Point? Sorry, snowflakes — the turning points have been going against you since Vicksburg fell and the Confederacy was split in half. I’m looking forward to the turning point when the only place you can see scowling suburban racists like Mr. Kirk up there is in a museum diorama portraying the last gasps of racism in the USA.

    • C.W. St. John Nobbs

      July 4, 1863 was a banner day, for sure.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Gettysburg got all the press because Vicksburg was too far away from the bars in DC.

      • Belasaurius

        that’s why they called it the Most Glorious Fourth

      • Blanche de Shambles

        And now Maine somehow has a secessionist as governor.

  • Cogswell that ends well
  • toughsister

    Fucking idiots. That’s why they’re alt-right.

  • codeslinger

    methinks kaity needs a hug!

  • Sheepshagger

    For a wanker that pouty tough boy has very dainty hands.

  • MynameisBlarney

    Also, too; someone with photoshop skills needs to do some creative editing on that pic of him standing there looking like the eternal virgin that he is.

    • GoutMachine

      Yeah, if that ain’t Photoshop battle ready, I don’t know what is. C’mon, internets!

      • MynameisBlarney

        Damn right!
        CHOP CHOP!

        • TimResistit

          He means, “SHOP SHOP!”. :)

    • Stable Uniomist Raan

      I’ll get right on it after I throw this load of laundry in.

  • NastyBossetti

    I’ve been scratching at my monitor trying to remove that black spot on his shirt.

    • “Unpresidented” Linda

      Thanks. You made me notice it, too.

    • SayItWithWookies

      It must be ash from the tiki torch.

  • Guest Liberal
    • Toomush Stability

      President Sippy Cup!…

  • subatomic

    So a conservative who complains about “snowflakes” and “safe places” feels the Internet is being unfairly mean to her. God, these people have zero self-awareness.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      Or any sense of irony.

    • P’jama Pahnts

      Conservative “tough love”. Great until it happens to you!

    • khanurik

      Self-awareness was the very first casualty of the Trump administration.

  • Nockular cavity

    The seriousness of that event is only helped by the presence of a doofus in overalls and a Pokemon hat.

  • geoffalnutt

    I like to think of it more as a “festival”, really.

  • Spotts1701, Porg Wrangler

    As internet flounces go, I give it a 7/10

  • MynameisBlarney

    OT, but; the last few days someone has been driving a tubbed out Grand National that has a ridiculously large blower on it.
    How it’s street legal I have no fuckin idea.

    • NastyBossetti

      Those all appear to be English words, but I have no idea what they mean in that combination.

      • therblig

        it has four wheels and flies

        • NastyBossetti

          It’s a garbage truck?

      • MynameisBlarney

        Tubbed out is when the rear wheel wells are modified to fit massive drag racing slicks.
        And a Grand National is a 1985-ish vintage Buick…

        Looks like this, but not lowered.

        http://car-from-uk.com/ebay/carphotos/full/ebay653250.jpg

        • Longstreet63

          My brother has one of those he bought new. It’s basically a wreck.

          • MynameisBlarney

            The engines were nice though.
            The car…not so much.

          • mailman27

            They were the fastest production car made in the US for a few years.

          • MynameisBlarney

            Yup.
            I hate that boxy look though.

          • Longstreet63

            I rather like it, but then my taste runs to the 1952 Hudson Hornet, so…

          • MynameisBlarney

            That is a far more elegant car than the Grand National.
            And when it comes to American Muscle Cars, I’m partial to the late 60’s and early 70’s Mopar stuff.

            Especially 2nd Gen Roadrunners.

          • Longstreet63

            I give you the 1963 Buick Riviera.
            One lives next door…

          • MynameisBlarney

            Noice!

        • AnnieGetYerFun

          Oh, I thought it had a hot tub.

          • MynameisBlarney

            I’ve seen limos with hot tubs.

          • Arolpin

            I’ve seen pickups turned into redneck hottubs.

    • It may not but also what are the air quality restrictions where you live?

      You gotta catch em first! Huzzah!

      • MynameisBlarney

        Monroe County, FL. does not have vehicle inspections.

        • Well I know where I’m moving for my next race car!

          Seriously though. Long time ago in my yoots, I had an illegal mustang. It didn’t pass inspection, aka emissions because of the off road h pipes. However, I still had a sticker because the local mustang club has a racket for stickers.

          I also had other enhancements that were not legal but those were harder to identify and would take a cop ripping the car apart to find.

          All in, the car looked legal, it never raised a lot of suspicion.

          • MynameisBlarney

            Aka, The Sleeper.

        • Jon Sussex

          I have never felt more American.

  • Beanz&Berryz

    College Student Has Shitfit About ‘Shithole’ Group After Shitty Diaper Protest Goes To Shit

  • spangled

    The future of the Republican Party everybody…racist diaper babies.

    • MynameisBlarney

      RAPD’s?

      Racist Ass Diaper Babies?

      • Villago Delenda Est

        I iz confoozed. How does PD translate to “Diaper Babies”?

        • MynameisBlarney

          HA!
          I have the dumb today.

          • vivian

            Welcome to a day in my life.

        • MynameisBlarney

          Piaper Dabies?

          • Villago Delenda Est

            I’ll allow it.

    • wavicles

      The future, you say?

  • Angela Ruzzo

    So Charlie Kirk wanted to go to West Point, where tuition is free and paid for by the US Army, and also cadets are paid a salary by the Army, all of which is funded by federal tax money, but he also thinks taxes are theft?????

    • Beanz&Berryz

      His share was stolen from him

      • Sheepshagger

        “One Share. Signed Milo Minderbinder”

        • Villago Delenda Est

          Oh, the references are flying all over the place today!

    • Mehmeisterjr

      And he couldn’t get into any other Service Academy or VMI or The Citadel or the French Foreign Legion?

      I have a hunch that he isn’t cut out for the military, hence why much of anything else, for that matter.

      • Dudleydidwrong

        I heard that ISIS is looking for a few good men.

        Whoops! “Good” may leave Charlie out of that outfit.

      • Blanche de Shambles

        The Legion would be like:

        “We take only the worst scum and psychos.”

        *looks at Charlie Kirk*

        “Non, merci.”

        • Mehmeisterjr

          I saw a documentary on the current FFL a few years ago.

          They have been trying to cut back on recruiting utterly repulsive criminals and rapists. With success? Well, the docu seemed to think so, anyway and at least they are more selective than Donald Trump.

          But I’m going to bet you that this schmoo wouldn’t last past the first push-up exercises.

          It is all very well to have dreams when you are kid. But you have to adjust those dreams in accord with reality. If you don’t you are, let me put this as sensitively as possible, fucking nuts.

          Hence why am not an NFL Quarterback, the greatest singer the Met has ever known or the next Dalai Lama.

          • Miles Monroe

            He might not even pass the entrance physical exam:

            Beep test (Luc léger in French, a rhythmic running between two points that are 20 meters apart from side to side; running speed is determined by audio beeps at set intervals with increasing frequency – you have to complete at least 7 levels)

            Pull-ups (make at least 4 pull-ups)

            http://foreignlegion.info/joining/

          • Mehmeisterjr

            Charlie Kirk does not sound like he would make that cut.

            But be of good cheer, Charlie Kirk.

            You a perfect candidate for Donald Trump’s SchutzEISStaffel unit.

            Loyal.

            Imperious.

            Directing others (Kaitlin Bennett, anyone?) to do the dirty work.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      It’s theft NOW. Back when he wanted to get into West Point, it was just a good idea.

    • So much for big government. What he really wants is a government that won’t be a check against predatory corporations. This means defunding, deregulation, and privatization, backed by police and military.

  • Nockular cavity

    Also, too: how the fuck is that a “meme,” that people shared? All I see is a bunch of opinions and bald assertions stated as “fact” (a typical rightwing failing today), and a picture of some pissy prep trying to look angry. Am I missing something?

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    Kaitlin Depends on the kindness of strangers.

    • Pisto75666

      She seems like she really Luvs everyone

      • gnomemansanisland

        Her arguments are leaky.

        • Msgr_MΩment

          Especially #2.

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        Nah, she’s a totally Pampered, spoiled brat.

        • Arolpin

          I wouldn’t trust anyone related to her, all the way down to the 7th Generation.

    • Blanche de Shambles

      Yeah, a lot of these conservative types don’t realize how much they’ve been Pampered by society.

  • Sheepshagger

    Taxes are theft but god is real, so god is stealing off you on a Sunday ? Better get my suckie and diaper I’m confused.

    • efoveks

      You forgot to ask when the God of Sunday has ever protected the USofA from cyber criminals, invasion (hey, you never know when Canada is going to stop being so damn polite!) or each other. Seems to me the military these bastards are so fond of using as their personal poster child needs to eat, shoot and get paid with something better than Thoughts & Prayers.

      • Longstreet63

        Oh, what danger ever came from an unpaid army? You just order them to serve anyway! What could go wrong?

  • Jack Has a Memo!!!!

    I took a lot of flack in high school because I dressed in black, loved horror movies, and sold pot and acid.

    That never turned me into a raving dick like Kaitlin.

    • Caepan

      I would have hung out with you!

  • CatDog

    I thought Furries were perturbing until I saw these right-wing Poopies :

  • IMPOed
  • Spotts1701, Porg Wrangler

    OT: “We secretly replaced the windows in this house with the sugar glass used by stuntmen. Let’s see what happens.”

    https://twitter.com/timkmak/status/963186166395744257

    • NastyBossetti



      Sounds legit.

      • Blanche de Shambles

        Happens to me all the time.

    • Cogswell that ends well

      Mayhaps he forgot to take his lead beaded riot gloves off.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      Oh, man, if I had a nickel for every time that happened to me!

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Kryptonite will keep that from happening. Just sayin’.

  • NotALiar

    I loved their statement.. “WE HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS EVENT BUT WE TOTES THINK SAFE SPACES ARE REALLY GAY.”
    I fucking love how these ppl think they are totally counterculture and punk rock. Fucking dweebs.

  • Blanche de Shambles

    Look, if wearing diapers gets you off, then wear diapers!

    Just keep it to yourself.

    We don’t need to know about it.

    • Spotts1701, Porg Wrangler

      If only David Vitter had listened…

    • Beanz&Berryz

      Speaking as a parent of former little kids, keep it to yourself is kinda the whole point of diapers.

  • Pisto75666

    Now that I have a clear conscience and have no desire to continue my employment with Turning Point, I will have the time to find a real job, something I recommend for you.

    I’m sure she’s got nothing to worry about re: her job search.. I mean, it’s not like information about the protest or her letter was posted where anyone could find them. Oh…..wait.

  • geoffalnutt

    Sort of a cross between John Waters and Monty Python.

    • Cogswell that ends well

      Monty Python libelz

  • OrG

    No hypocrite! No hypocrite! You’re the hypocrite!

  • therblig

    too bad that “liberty hangout” doesn’t allow comments. i bet they turned on her like a wounded shark

  • Jack Has a Memo!!!!

    God is an astronaut!

    Taxes are theft, until I need them to save my life in ways stupid conservatives don’t realize until they’re pulled out of a burning building by firefighters.

    There are only two sexes, but many genders. However, I am too stupid to know the difference between “sex” and “gender”.

    USA is in the top 100 countries in the world.

    Nothing truly enlightening can be broken down into six words or less.

    What a sentient bumper sticker that asshole is.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Sentience not in evidence.

      • Jack Has a Memo!!!!

        Semi sentient?

  • Jack Has a Memo!!!!

    The republican party is just one gigantic safe space.

  • Anna Rompage

    Gawd Damn, all that perfectly good white privilege wasted over whining about how the game is no longer tilted to favor them.

    Boo fucking hooo hooo hooooo

  • Jonny On Maui
    • Blanche de Shambles

      GTTUSH? What the hell is that supposed to spell?

      • An Outhouse for the résistance

        His safe word?

      • Tundrafig

        I say Lord, take me downtown
        I’m just lookin’ for some GTTUSH!

    • UnsaltedSinner

      I wish I had a link to the Twitter responses to that one. I seem to recall it was epic.

    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      Charlie is mentally deficient.

  • HandsOfFate

    I live in Kent. How did I miss all this?

  • Blanche de Shambles

    If Charlie KIrk is so desperate to serve his country, why doesn’t he just enlist? If he has a degree he could qualify for OCS, even with his freakishly small face.

    He has a degree, right?

    • “Unpresidented” Linda

      Enlisting is HARD.

      • Blanche de Shambles

        So is fucking West Point.

        Although, “washing out of West Point in your first year but still saying you went to West Point” is probably easier.

        • GoutMachine

          Like all those right-wingers who claim they went to Harvard.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      I have a feeling the face was the disqualifier.

      • Caepan

        Too punchable? Not punchable enough?

        Dang, West Point has high standards!

  • Mehmeisterjr

    Behold, Kaitlin, the Queen of Funny, No Regrets Diaper Stunts:

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6d3732185c98a2b77325af659ed1aff761e053511ee771b2260edf9442cc02fb.jpg

    Notice the flowing blonde hair?

    Angel-haired Louise Linton should be worried.

    Kaitlin has has all the qualities that Mnuchin is looking for:

    Dumb as a cinder block.
    Greedy.
    Tasteless.
    Flowing gold locks.
    Did I mention colossally stupid?

    And she is much younger than La Linton. And she likes guys in diapers!

    Look out, Louise. Wife #3 is heading down the pipeline!

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      That is very pretty hair. And I normally find long hair kind of gross, mostly because I hate vacuuming.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        I like the designer-torn jeans.

        Not enough to like her, though.

    • Aww dammit. She looks like my daughter.

      • John Thorstensen

        Your daughter is probably infinitely more attractive even if she looks exactly the same.

        • She’s younger, and for the most part keeps her dumb ideas to herself.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        Looks aren’t everything.

        For instance, Mnuchin is far more interested in stupid and greedy. Also important qualities: dishonesty and zero empathy for anyone or anything. Then the looks.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      No regrets? Depends.

    • UnsaltedSinner

      She’s looks very nice. And she’s still young enough to change her stupid ways, which is a blessing.

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        Her hair is very pretty, but she should examine her life choices more critically.

  • WilbyToad

    You would think this thread’s subject would be as weird as you can get. Not so. Now we have this:
    Sean Hannity comes completely unglued over alleged ‘secret sperm’ hidden in Obama’s portrait
    by BRAD REED / RAWSTORY
    https://www.rawstory.com/2018/02/sean-hannity-comes-completely-unglued-alleged-secret-sperm-hidden-obamas-portrait/

    • “Unpresidented” Linda

      Pardon?

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      *squints into coffee cup*

      Either the acid is taking effect faster than usual, or this day is especially fuckweird.

      • John Thorstensen

        You wouldn’t happen to be somewhere around Barstow, now, would you?

    • spangled

      Sperm doesn’t even have 2 tails….omg this may be even stupider than mustardgate.

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        Some sperm do. We studied it in biology. They just sort of flail around and get nothing done. Much like Hannity.

        • MynameisBlarney

          So, Hammity is a two-tailed cum droplet?

          HA!

          • ChumpsForTrump

            He was.. but against all odds, still made it to the egg. Possibly, God was experimenting with some affirmative action of His own.

      • gnomemansanisland

        two tailed t-test

    • MynameisBlarney
    • Zonath

      Hannity’s just still mad that his homoerotic fan fiction about the Obama impeachment will never come to pass, no matter how hard he ships Gowdy and Núñez.

    • gnomemansanisland

      The sperm is wearing a taqiyah

    • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

      That’s no splooge.

    • UnsaltedSinner

      You’re way ahead of me.

  • An Outhouse for the résistance

    We live in a crazy world.

    • proudgrampa

      No kidding…

  • Does she realize she is now probably a star on various ‘Adult Diaper’ dark websites?

    • “Unpresidented” Linda

      She might have another job after all!

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      She’s probably strangely popular among middle aged white men from Louisiana.

      • The Militant Homosexual Agenda

        She’s waaay too old.

      • Especially if she happens to have a penis.

    • Ms. MLG on Maui

      Does she realize this is all over the internet for potential employers to see?

      • MynameisBlarney

        She will.
        Soon.

        • Ms. MLG on Maui

          GOOD

      • ChumpsForTrump

        That’s a good thing..

      • UncleTravelingMatt

        That’s discrimination and an invasion of her privacy. Everyone knows open letters are intended to be private.

        • Ms. MLG on Maui

          I hope she likes pinto beans.

    • Edith Prickly, Stable Genius

      JERB CREATOR, LIBS!!

  • AnnieGetYerFun

    Conservative website Liberty Hangout. And online space where conservatives can feel free to complain about safe spaces. Got it.

  • MsEdgyNation

    She’s upset that her group was mocked for looking like dumbasses while they were mocking other people for the crime of avoiding being mocked? Um…

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    Charlie only wanted to go to military school thinking Captain Kirk would look good on his résumé.

    • Longstreet63

      He saw the Star Trek reboot and thought people get put in charge for acting like immature jerks.

  • Longstreet63

    Historically speaking, taxes are theft, but it’s the theft the peasants commit by eating His Lordship’s crop in excess of the amount generously granted to them.
    Traditionally, taxes were the labor you owed to the guy who owned everything you touched, in return for his allowing you to live.
    Which, in the absence of expensive modern government, where taxation is systematized to pay for it, is exactly what you still get. See, various failed states.
    That, of course, is the Randian Paradise, except none of the Randians realize that they won’t be the new overlords.

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      Bioshock should be required playing for Randians.

      Remember kids, even in the Randian utopia of tycoons and visionaries, someone has to scrub the toilets.

      • georgiaburning

        Or disease becomes epidemic due to unsanitary conditions. Hey, I see a solution we can agree on here.

      • MynameisBlarney

        I doubt they’d get it.
        Because, Randian.

  • “God is real.”

    Proof required. Show your work.

    “Taxation is theft.”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…. No, no, it’s not. Taxation is the cost of living in a civilization. Also refer to your first assertion, every Abrahamic religion is perfectly okay with taxation.

    “There are only two genders.”

    See note 1.

    “USA is the best country ever”

    See note 1.

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      “Axioms are argument.”

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Taxation is Theft?!
      Don’t they mean Property?

  • WotsAllThisThen

    How is this not a classic college prank? Like whoever organized this thought no way would anyone agree to wear diapers in public, on campus, at a school where they presumably want to get laid at any time in the future.

    Next, our chapter pledges will show their support for the 2nd Amendment by going on a snipe hunt.

    • OutOfOrbit

      i am up for a pantie raid

    • Jamoche

      College boys will run around naked if someone asks them, so the idea that they’d wear diapers is not a stretch.

  • William

    Maybe it was just a resume building thing for a shot at David Vitters staff. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a98f8863ebb4abfcd43fa000b940ed1829b0e390c168e2be6715f93dbb1ae483.jpg

  • wavicles

    “glad I got out of this bullshit before I invested my whole life into it, let alone just my senior year of college.”

    That’s cute, she has absolutely no idea how long and tedious her life may turn out to be, and how many turns life takes.

    • WotsAllThisThen

      She should’ve got out of this bullshit before humiliating herself. Barn door, horses in diapers, etc.

  • UnsaltedSinner
    • Mr. Blobfish

      Who put the secret sperm in Hannity’s secret sauce?

      • Kiri the Unicorn

        Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?

      • Mehmeisterjr

        Hannity’s sperm is green?

        • Parakeetist

          NO just no just stop no no no

    • WotsAllThisThen

      The picture tingles Sean’s naughty bits.

      • IMPOed

        That is what I was thinking, I see nothing sexual about it… ?

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        Sean fantasizes about BBC, but pretends he wants t-rump instead?

    • Spotts1701, Porg Wrangler

      Okay, I’ve read that three times and still have no clue what the hell he’s on about now…

      • LeighBowery’sLuxuryComedy

        You do know that flowers are plant sexual organs, right? So prominently on display! Just shamelessly *blooming* in the presence of the virile black man! Also, the part that isnt flowers is a *bush* – think about it.

    • UncleTravelingMatt

      “[W]idening scandal”? What the fuck is wrong with these people?

      • TJ Barke

        MUST PROTECT DER TRUMPENFUHRER!

    • Kiri the Unicorn

      Say the Secret Sperm and win a hundred dollars!

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      Literally the only major difference is the background. And, I guess, enough detail to show a forehead vein.

      Oh, and teh BLACK.

      • Jamoche

        It’s the combination. “OK, *fine*. We had a black prez. But so long as he acts as much as possible like the white guys, we’ll put up with it… non-standard background? It is on.”

        I mean, just imagine if he’d been wearing the tan suit!

    • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

      “The widening scandal surrounding former President Barack Obama’s official portrait continued to swirl on Tuesday,”

      https://i2.wp.com/gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Cat-Afraid-of-Toilet.gif

      • Jack Has a Memo!!!!

        That’s nothing. At least he wasn’t wearing a tan suit in the portrait.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        THANKS, HILLARY!!!

      • Royal Ugly Dude

        Counter-clockwise! Is that kitteh gif from Australia?

    • ((( Augustus )))

      What the fuck are you talking about dude?

      • Parakeetist

        This is an appropriate response to everything Hannity has ever said.

    • Jack Has a Memo!!!!

      In Hannity’s defense, sexual innuendo is an alien concept to him. He’s used to dudes just whipping it out and shoving it in other people’s faces, rapin’ teenagers and grappin’ em by the puss.

    • IdiokraticKulturKommissar

      Do you see the little sperms swimming in Obama’s hair? Because that’s what not-at-all-unhinged Sean Hannity sees. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/132be828bfbf6d7130c13a60607edd22c775c2edc574d114e4dc8b46f3646046.jpg

    • IMPOed

      Where’s Waldosperm?

    • Meccalopolis
    • William

      How in the actual fuck does anyone north of a two digit I.Q. get a sexual innuendo out of that portrait? Oh right……I forget. These are the same idiots that somehow link child sex abuse to where someone goes to the bathroom.

      • IMPOed

        And Pedo Pizza!!

      • ChumpsForTrump

        But then turn around and vote for actual pedos..

    • Uncle Zor

      I mean there’s just something about this particular portrait that makes Sean feel threatened, like in a sexual way.

    • William

      The entire crazy right wing seems to be suppressing https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7dea39132685db4c5eff95fc3dcf2e8485d20349916ffa4ba4836f507d61b1e2.jpg a lot of emotions for President Obama.

  • A Walker

    I wonder if the antidote to micro-aggression is a six pack of micro brews.

    • WotsAllThisThen

      Micro-aggression IPA. Drink it in your safe space!

      • A Walker

        It’s very hoppy when triggered.

  • The Militant Homosexual Agenda

    Too bad there isn’t some sort of safe place she could go to to get away from all this harassment.

  • Notreelyhelping

    Also, Kaitlin, about the personal hygiene thing….

    And you have spinach between your incisors.

  • William

    The old Hillary drone again again huh? Whenever one of the gap toothed troglodytes spews that crap, I like to remind them that 62 million dollars, and dozen hearings failed to find even so much as a parking ticket. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0788b0c0ddcd4ebecbcdc365ed2a5be6f5ed4ca7941f3ce8bd60b9ed8b168b3d.jpg

  • Bill Diaz

    Sort of a funny for me hearing this kid complain about not getting into West Point (USMA). There are a couple of ways to get there, there is an appointment process, a ‘heritage’ provision (any child of a Medal of Honor recipient is eligible for an appointment to West Point) and a competitive process. There is one route that many arent aware of, enlisted selectees. West Point is required to accept 25% of each class from the ranks of the active military.

    The idea was, to provide a living example and measuring stick internally. It became obvious that many of these soldiers, despite their intelligence and proven capabilities had widely disparate educational backgrounds, The solution to the problem was clever, once you are deemed ‘select-able’, you are sent to a prep school for a year, where your task is to get as academically ‘up to speed’ as you can in that year. Time is important, because there is also a law that requires graduation by the age of 25.

    If this kid thinks he is all that, then let him sign up for some form of combat arms, special operation or ‘elite’ unit and if he has great test scores (aptitude and physical fitness), is the top of the class in every qualification he attempts. He would have to win some ‘Soldier of the Day’ awards and given the current posture of our military, would probably have to be a combat vet. Then, if he was ‘all that’, he would get a seat at West Point via USMAPS.

    West Point Trivia: Tool/Perfect Circle/Pucifer lead singer Maynard James Keenan went to USMAPS and declined his appointment.

    Have a Great day!

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      Why bother learning all of that when he has an “explanation” that excuses his own failures and provides convenient validation of his worldview?

    • Blanche de Shambles

      I think there is also a face size/head size proportion requirement that he would unfortunately fail.

    • stablegeniusahughes798

      Tool was/is great live. One of the best shows I’ve ever seen. I read somewhere that he chose Tool as the name of the band because it’s a military term used for someone who’s an asshole.

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    She needs to meet Lena Dunham.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    The “TP” in TPUSA stands for “Turning Point”?
    Huh. Not what I would have guessed.

    • stablegeniusahughes798

      OT, but I like your icon a lot!

  • Cornelius Fussbudget

    Although I thought the safe space event was funny and have zero remorse for holding it, I took full responsibility for it when Turning Point failed to show any leadership.

    OK, there’s your problem right there. The first rule of RWNJing is to never take responsibility for anything. Ms Bennett demonstrates exactly why that rule exists: admitting your mistakes just gives your enemies ammunition to use against you.

    (I usually don’t close-caption my snark, but I thought I should here. Reading it back it sounds so ordinary to say it that way that I feel compelled to add a disclaimer. N.b. the fact that it seems ordinary is not itself an ordinary feeling.)

    • like really RESISTLY GHERKINS!

      I wonder when we’re going to learn something like “a Kock Brothers think tank that has been working in the shadows for years towards the goal of invalidating any use of mocking satire, particularly by Liberals, by completely destroying the ability to come up with outrageous exaggerated scenarios by embodying every outrageous exaggerated scenario.”

      • Cornelius Fussbudget

        I first noticed it during W’s reign. It was like they figured out they could fly under the radar by doing everything so incompetently and/or so evilly that no one would believe it when they heard. And, to my utter dismay, it worked.

  • Vel Venturi

    Boo fuckin’ hoo, chickie. Rethink your life choices.

  • proudgrampa

    Hey! She oughta be glad the fucking National Guard goons didn’t come out and take potshots at her.

    Fucking snowflake.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      …or Jack Lambert
      ….or the Mothersbaugh boys.

    • OutOfOrbit

      “pot shots”? no kill shots?

  • UncleTravelingMatt

    Almost time for Our Lady of Perpetual Grievance to be quite clear that the FBI is the real liar.

  • UnsaltedSinner

    “You two approved the event but took zero responsibility to save face for yourselves.”

    Awww. Young conservative has her first encounter with one of the defining features of modern conservatism. They grow up so… Well, some of them grow up eventually.

  • BadKitty904
  • Teto85

    Boo Fucking Hoo. Please, someone fetch my fainting couch and a very tall mint julep.

    • Blanche de Shambles

      I’ll have a large mint julep as well.

      Hold the sugar.

      And the ice.

      And the mint.

      • Teto85

        I can agree with that. And good, real, Scotch whisky.

      • Blanche de Shambles

        Fuck it. Just bring me a pint of Old Grand Dad.

      • Parakeetist

        Finlandia, per favore.

      • Lord High theCryptofishist

        No mint, all julep?

        • Jeffery Campbell

          All Motion and no Mix.

  • BeachLoafer

    Ms. Bennet wouldn’t have to worry about getting her feefees hurt if she’d stayed home making sammiches and bebbez like a good little ‘murican lady’s s’posed to!

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Making sammiches?

      Is that the thing that Maria Esperanza used to do before hence why they deported her children?

  • georgiaburning

    What are these Randians doing at a collectivist supported state university in the first place?

    • OutOfOrbit

      research on us takers

    • gnomemansanisland

      Ayn Rand, the Medicare recipient.

  • Gosala

    Maybe she can get a job disturbing shitty food boxes to the poorz.

  • Lance Thrustwell

    God isn’t real (at least not what most people mean by the word “god.”)

    Taxes can be, and often are, misappropriated, but they are not “theft” any more than driving on public highways is “trespassing.”

    There are as many ‘genders’ as people fucking think there are.

    USA is often great, but sometimes shit. Just like many other countries.

    Socialism sometimes sucks (USSR, North Korea), and sometimes rules (Sweden, Norway).

    Hillary should be the fucking President.

    – There, fixed it for him.

    • Yeah, literally every part of that tweet was wrong, so… Good for him on his consistency?

      • Swampgas_Man

        “Amazing. . . . every part of that sentence was wrong.”

    • ryp

      God is theft.

      Taxes are real.

      USA is the best prison ever.

      Hillary should make socialism 2 genders.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    This has got to be the worst mistreatment of students at Kent State ever!

    • gnomemansanisland

      Someone should write a protest song

      • Snowbound Ron

        Do you think Neil Young is busy right now?

    • Opiwan

      Thank goodness it wasn’t Bowling Green… might have been massive body count

      • Lord Jim

        The poor victims of the Bowling Green Massacre are the REAL forgotten Americans.

    • kaydenpat

      Get me my pearls and fainting couch!! The Horror!!!

  • A Walker

    4 dead in Ohio.
    What?
    4 dead in Ohio
    Why?
    4 dead in Ohio
    How many more?

    • Parakeetist

      How can you run when you know?

  • Bright Bart

    you know who else disapproved of safe spaces?

  • guppy06

    I took full responsibility for it when Turning Point failed to show any leadership.

    For maybe three seconds, apparently. Writing this screed is not “taking full responsibility.”

  • Edith Prickly, Stable Genius

    Looking at the picture, I suspect whatshisname didn’t get into the military academy because no one wanted to look at his smug, entitled doucheface every day.

  • Mike Steele

    Why, Kaitlin…did that alpha male with the gorilla mindset pee in your Wheaties? Perhaps you should re-think which organizations to join.

  • that little twat looks like a mediocre schoolyard bully.

    • akryan

      he lost me at God is Real

    • kaydenpat

      Because that’s all he is just like his president.

  • Jan_in_the_pan

    Thats’s her writing as a senior? Yikes. I give her a C-, and suggest finding a smart friend who will be nice enough to proofread her cover letters.

  • Stable Uniomist Raan
    • Lord Jim

      LOL!

    • Jeffery Campbell

      You are a GENIUS and I bow down!

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    Who are the real triggered snowflakes?

    All of them, Kaitlin

  • JohnBull

    Typical libertarian:
    Taxes are theft–except for all the taxes that went to my state-supported university, keeping my tuition a third of what a private college would have demanded.
    But screw everyone else! Freedom!!

    • Lord Jim

      Republican – I got mine, screw you!
      Libertarian – Give me yours, then screw you!

      • Swampgas_Man

        Republican– Watch me while I screw everybody else, then come for you.

    • (Nasty Girl) Brianna #RESIST

      And even then our state universities have a much higher tuition than any other Western nation in the world. Because they don’t have to spend over half of their tax base on the military.

    • Brownian

      Also,

      Libertarians: “We don’t need the Nanny State to determine truth, right or wrong! We can make up our own minds!”

      Non-libertarian: “Women warn each other through the whisper network that [prominent libertarian] likes to get grabby at conferences and panel discussions.”

      Libertarians: “LYNCH MOBS! WITCH HUNTS! CONVICTIONS IN THE COURT OF PUBLIC OPINION! {Ahem!} Only the Nanny State and the monopoly on violence it holds through its coercive arms of law enforcement and the judiciary are able to determine whether a transgression has taken place.”

    • Anarchy Unicorn

      I like roads, and cops, but taxes are theft.

  • Lord Jim

    SOMEbody’s Mummy and Daddy didn’t give it enough praise for pooping in the toilet, poor babby…

    • Nigel R. Toppinglift, III

      He wasn’t dropped on his head enough as a child…

      • Snowbound Ron

        Could we make up for it now?

    • Jay Hansen

      AUNT Mummy and UNCLE Daddy.

  • Rick Hill

    Any bets what this guy’s browser history shows?
    https://media.collegetimes.com/uploads/2016/06/21100400/date5.jpg

    • Blanche de Shambles

      With him, it’s probably the other way ’round.

      • Rick Hill

        Yeah but I only gave it a quick search

  • kaydenpat

    These people aren’t well. They thrive on hate and confrontation and have nothing positive to add to society. Privileged bastards.

    And can they please stop whining? Isn’t that what they accuse us of doing?

    • (Nasty Girl) Brianna #RESIST

      Oh no. THEY’RE allowed to whine because it’s their First Amendment right to do so. But WE must be silent and accept all the hate and vitriol that comes from them, otherwise we’re snowflakes.

      Or something.

    • Lord Jim

      Republican messaging strategy illustrated:
      https://media1.britannica.com/eb-media/20/99220-004-C89CC94F.jpg

  • Mike Steele

    Jeez, it’s gonna get even lonelier for those alt-right boyz. First, the lefties girls wouldn’t touch ’em with somebody else’s vagina, and now they’re pissing off their fascist sisters. We suggest Wonkers invest in whomever is currently making blow-up dolls…oh, and Kimberly-Clark.

  • Roadstergal

    “The intention of the event was to criticize safe spaces, which we support…”

    Exhibit 2,435,642,431 of Why You Need An Editor – when your copy ends up saying the opposite of what you mean.

    • LadyLaz

      seriously….

      So do you support safe spaces or NOT

      • Snowbound Ron

        It would appear they support them for themselves.

    • Lord High theCryptofishist

      Yeah, that lept out at me, also, too.

    • Boscoe

      Wait, isn’t that considered a “skill” in conservative circles?

  • Mavenmaven

    Let us welcome the new future senator of Louisiana!

    • Jay Hansen

      Loseranna?

  • Am I too late to get in on the David Vitter jokes?

    • Vacuous Virgina

      Never say never!

      • Mehmeisterjr

        Never say diaper!

        • Vacuous Virgina

          Depends 😎😎😎

  • LadyLaz

    Boo hoo! I needz a safe space because the web was mean to me!

  • ryp

    It’s clear we need more trigger spaces for those on both the left and right who don’t feel enough outrage already over what what folks they don’t like think of them.

  • Hardly Ideal

    Fuckin’ snowflake.

  • susan_g

    I’m sure he had an impressive application, particularly with his list of extracurricular activities (all those tweets!), but the United States Military Academy requires its cadets to be potty-trained.

  • I like to imagine the college kid who yelled I LOVE ABORTION at her dumb protest is the older sibling of the little boy who yelled WHITE PEOPLE ARE THE WORST at Baked Alaska, aka Great American Hero. (The little boy, not Baked Alaska. BA is some kind of weird humiliation fetishist, judging from how many self-owns he posts to the internet for all to see.)

  • Lord High theCryptofishist

    I assume that the “Lizzy Bennett LIE-BullzzzZZZ@@!!!!11” post is down there somewhere.

  • Schad

    I wish you’d written a story involving something GOOD that happened at my alma mater. *sigh*

    Glad I wasn’t there for this at least.

  • Iam Reading

    Kirk would have had the shot stomped out of him in any military academy. Snowflake

    • Peripatetic Poltroon

      He’d fit right in at the Y’all Qademy.

  • DainBramage

    Knew a guy with a delusional attitude like Charlie Kirk’s a long time ago. He was convinced that a woman he knew in college got a job in local TV news rather than him only because she was a woman of color. She’s still going strong decades later, while he’s still a bitter nobody.

  • You have to be nominated by a Senator to get into a service academy, yes? How is affirmative action involved?

    • Boscoe

      pfft. You don’t expect a ‘rill ‘murican patriot to KNOW THINGS, do you?

  • Lord Jim

    However through all of this, I am thankful for something. I have realized how much of a shithole organization Turning Point USA is, and am glad I got out of this bullshit before I invested my whole life into it, let alone just my senior year of college. Now that I have a clear conscience and have no desire to continue my employment with Turning Point, I will have the time to find a real job, something I recommend for you. Maybe answering to business professionals rather than college dropouts, egotistic enough to put their face on stupid memes, will give you the leadership skills you desperately need for your positions.

    LOL! Triggered!

    • Well, if you hurt your future employment prospects on behalf of a brave young libertarian who gave up on education because he couldn’t get a free ride on the government dime, wouldn’t you want him to have the courage of his convictions?

  • MANGO CRIMES
    • Trump’s Potemkin Village

      A missing Trump brother? He’s got Earache’s troll teeth.

      • Dinz6315

        And what’s with the hair? Embryonic Trump combover?

        • stablegeniusahughes798

          What’s with the teeth? They point inward. He could moonlight as a lamprey.

  • Marceline

    Dear God, I’m SO tired of these whiny attention whores. They truly can’t function unless they think they’re pissing someone off.

  • Nigel R. Toppinglift, III

    Mother of God. I’d never use my own picture as a meme. Ever.

  • OrdinaryJoe

    I’m just spitballing here your understand but I have a feeling there were some things about Charlie that showed up in the USMA screening process that set off the warning bells that he might not be fit for service as an officer in the US Army.

    • TundraGrifter

      I used to respect Dr. Shawn Murphy.

    • Boscoe

      Prolly just that he loves Amerikkka TOO MUCH. Stoopid Army libtardz are just afraid of him because he is so awesome! He’s gonna start his OWN Army, then they’ll see! HE’LL SHOW THEM ALL!!!1!11

    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      Perhaps he suggested the diaper wearing thing, and it came out?

  • OrdinaryJoe

    Is it wrong of me that I want to see a photo of Kaitlin Bennett in that diaper?

    • Vacuous Virgina

      Hell to the NO!

  • Jeffery Campbell

    I am strictly middle management around here, and I have totally had to stop wearing my nice white Brooks Brothers shirt and khaki pants because these stupid gits have taken is as their uniform. Bastards!

    • TundraGrifter

      I remember reading a book about the war in Viet Nam in the 1960’s and ’70’s. The CIA “uniform” was a blue button-down shirt and khakis.

    • stablegeniusahughes798

      Khaki is such a boring color. They’ve done you a favor!

  • TundraGrifter

    “I thought the safe space event was funny and have zero remorse for holding it, I took full responsibility for it …I had zero obligation to act in this manner….”

    Huh? No obligation to take “full responsibility” for something she did? This view might be part of her many, many problems and issues.

    • Peripatetic Poltroon

      Hey, Party of Personal Responsibility. For You.

      • Boscoe

        Hey, I may have just cracked the code… conservatives consider educated people to be “elites”, so obviously they didn’t bother to pay attention in school, rendering them morans. SO, they prolly just don’t know what the word “responsibility” even means! Maybe we could solve the whole problem by having someone read the dictionary to them!

  • Snowbound Ron

    Lovely. I just spent three hours clearing a path just so I can get the tractor OUT to where I can use it to clear snow, and I come back in to read about another snowflake.

    • stablegeniusahughes798

      How much snow did you get? We got quite a bit, but not tractor worthy.

      • Snowbound Ron

        Depends on where you measure it, but most places it’s over the tops of my boots. And it has a nice crust of ice over top of it. Most of the problem, though, was that once the bucket was full the tires lost traction – I need to make a weight box for it.

        • stablegeniusahughes798

          Dang! Tractor worthy, indeed! The ice crust is a nice touch, too. Good luck !

  • JD Mulvey

    So this woman was paid to run this campus chapter of this idiotic organization. And they were going to give her a grant to fund this silly protest.

    Next time righties assert, based on nothing, that anti-Trump protesters are all paid to be there, remember this kind of crap.

  • JD Mulvey

    Pretty sure these dudes just like wearing diapers. But also protesting libs by wearing diapers too, probably.

    • It’s called the Vitter maneuver.

    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      ABD fans.

  • Tovarish Z

    Well ladies…looks like he might be single!

  • Amused

    “The intention of the event was to criticize safe spaces, which we support[.]”

    Here’s a thought: maybe Charlie Kirk didn’t get into West Point because he doesn’t know how the fuck English grammar works.

    (P.S.: As an immigrant who learned English as a second language, I never cease to be amazed at how many native English speakers can’t speak English. Especially of those of the nativist right-wing variety.)

    • redarmyzombie

      “Get a brian, moran!”

    • toughsister

      Well, I could speak English from age 5 (even though I didn’t grow up in an English-speaking country). Having lived in the US for nearly half a century, I can corroborate the fact that many Americans speak and spell their native language atrociously badly. That is due to the toxic anti-intellectualism and subsequent ignorance that plagues large segments of the population. The “smart is dumb” meme is all-pervasive. Even here on Wonkette, when I pointed out that seeking “philosophy” in Star Wars was more worthy of schoolyard banter than of a (presumably adult) forum, I was verbally —and viciously— assaulted, yes, in quite a few cases, in trashcan English. Evidently, caring how you express yourself is a sin in the eyes of some.

      • Boscoe

        Not to mention decades of education budget cuts brought to you by the GOP.

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        I have trouble ascertaining the meaning of a screed if it is not precisely written. My brain will actually attempt to puzzle out the attempted message. If it is too badly mangled as in a RWNJ rant, I find I simply cannot translate it into comprehensible English, and I am, to my shame monolingual.

      • DT

        Well, your opinion IS trash, so I’d not be surprised if that’s what it got in return.

        • stablegeniusahughes798

          How so?

      • stablegeniusahughes798

        I agree with you about Star Wars. Along with everything else you wrote.

      • Nigel R. Toppinglift, III

        There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that “my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.”
        Isaac Asimov, Column in Newsweek (21 January 1980)

    • JustDon’tSayCAPSLOCK!!!

      Wait, you expect native-speakers to follow know the rules?

      • Boscoe

        Rules are for immigrants, minorities and librulz. Conservatives have FREEEDUMBS!!!

    • (((fka_donnie_d))), SOB

      Damn fucking straight. As a first-gen Russian immigrant, I pride myself on my English skills. The only real Russian to appear on screen in recent memory was Jupiter Jones (portrayed by real Ukraininan Mila Kunis), of the moderately-crappy Watchowski space opera “Jupiter Ascending”. She was undocumented, but her English was flawless.

    • DT

      So… uh… what’s actually wrong with that sentence? I mean, it may be sub-optimal, but….

      • thixotropic jerk

        They purport to be against safe spaces but the way they worded the sentence says that they support safe spaces. Or at least it’s unclear = poorly written.

      • Amused

        It’s the pronoun-antecedent confusion. The way the sentence is constructed, the word “which” may refer to both safe spaces and the activity of opposing safe spaces. The clause manages to simultaneously convey two diametrically opposed statements. I don’t ordinarily call people on grammatical irregularities, but this is a HUGE error.

        • DT

          OH, I fucking completely read it the other way. That is pretty bad.

  • clairence

    I feel like we witnessed several stages of grief here. How cathartic.

    I swallowed my pride, apologized and moved forward in the direction that
    Turning Point wanted me to. Since then, I have worked tirelessly to
    make the event a thing of the past, and make Turning Point at Kent most
    remembered for the values we represent…

    I have realized how much of a shithole organization Turning Point USA
    is, and am glad I got out of this bullshit before I invested my whole
    life into it…

    • JustDon’tSayCAPSLOCK!!!

      So acceptance, followed by rage?

      • Opalescent Riddles

        When the logic is pretzel and the cognition dissonant, the stages get a bit mixed up.

      • clairence

        well, yeah. I didn’t say ‘in order’. Maybe she wrote it all out then rearranged when she was done.

  • toughsister

    Spoiled rich white kids.

    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      THIS.^^^

  • redarmyzombie

    My response to reading about these fuckwads:

    https://media.giphy.com/media/Nn2wW3g0hwDEA/giphy.gif

    Haha, eat shit, you nazi-loving snowflakes!

  • Turning Point USA is a racist, anti-feminist, anti-intellectual organization backed by billionaires, the NRA, and members of the fossil fuel industry. And they are masters of political dirty tricks.

    For years, Charlie Kirk publicly alleged that a less qualified woman of color took his slot at West Point.

    In 2014, it was alleged that Turning Point USA stole records from the Young Americans for Liberty.

    Kirk’s news blog, Turning Point USA News (previously known as Hypeline) has mentioned Black Lives Matter more than 100 times, and stated that BLM was a domestic terror group.

    A writer in the Hypeline blog also referred to the classic Why the Caged Bird Sings as pornography.

    Turning Point USA has used “affirmative action bake sales” on campus to show the injustice of privileges given to black and brown people.

    Kirk is opposed to “safe spaces” on campus for people of color and the LQBTQ community.

    TPUSA scheduled a “conservative coming out day” at the same time as the National Coming Out day.

    Charlie Kirk claims that white privilege is “a myth and a lie.”

    TPUSA members in Illinois, Nebraska, and North Carolina have been linked to the Western chauvinist, anti-feminist group, Proud Boys.

    • Boscoe

      “Masters”? I don’t think they’re masters of anything but making themselves look like pathetic imbeciles and somehow attracting more like-minded pathetic imbeciles in spite of that.

      • Nigel R. Toppinglift, III

        Masters of bating, but that’s about it…

  • Resistance Ftr PuckStopsHere

    Dear Turning Point Members: Is it too much to goddamn ask that you achieve a 3.0 or higher in Freshman Fucking English before you pen a screed which is intended for public consumption? Take it the fuck over if you have to. Jesus.

    • Boscoe

      Imagine all the fun she’s going to have when she takes those “skills” out into the workforce? I’m guessing we haven’t heard the last of her tantruming about how she’s being oppressed just because of her derply held beliefs…

      • JustDon’tSayCAPSLOCK!!!

        HR professionals across the land will google her name and say, “oh no, not this fucking snowflake.”

        • Boscoe

          They’ll look at her resume that appears to have been written by a fourth grader and say “NEXT”. -Because affirmative action, obvs.

      • AuntyMaude

        I’m sure the trump admin (involuntary vomiting) would find a suitable job for her. Her useful idiocy would just fit right in.

      • phoenix00

        There’s always Fox News.

        • H0mer0

          Depends (hah!)
          No seriously, it depends on her application photo and blondeness.

          • phoenix00

            How much to bet FN would ask her to show up for the interview in a miniskirt?

    • phoenix00

      Now if there is a place where a lot of people go to learn things at a high level…. I’m struggling to think how such a place may exist…..

  • greyXstar, X-Wing Squadron

    Self-awareness, what the fuck does it mean?

    • Carla Vandermeer

      People become conservatives so they never have to deal with perky things like self-awareness.

  • Katamount

    On Twitter, I refer to Charlie Kirk as “The Dud”, because he reminds me of the Milhouse-looking dweeb Bart drew when he played Mystery Date. He’s basically interchangeable with Ben Shapiro in that regard.

    http://images4.fanpop.com/image/articles/111000/the-simpsons_111493_18.jpg?cache=1307298300

    • Andy_Kreiss

      I like his comically failed attempted tough guy pose. Looks like the whiny little preppy dorks from high school.

      • Erala Contratista

        That pic is HIM?

        Wow

        I guess.

        • Andy_Kreiss

          I assume. Snowflake Girl mentioned him using his own pic in a meme.

          You know he has some wild idea about what a badass he looks like

          • Nigel R. Toppinglift, III

            Khakis will do that to a man…

      • Katamount

        “But my mom says I’m cool!”

    • H0mer0

      “Captain of the football team! He’s a DREAMboat!”

  • Boscoe

    “…But when she finds herself the target of online harassment, she believes she ought to be shielded from it.”

    Compartmentalized thinking. Just one of the base symptoms of Conservative Brain Disorder.

  • JustDon’tSayCAPSLOCK!!!

    So she needs a safe space to protest safe spaces? Is that what I just read?

    • Carla Vandermeer

      My irony meter died.

  • Trump’s Potemkin Village

    Last October, the Kent State chapter of campus “alt-right” group Turning
    Point USA decided to “totally own the libs” by wearing diapers in
    public and crying about “safe spaces.”

    Yeah, your dressing up in an adult diaper is ‘totally owning’ us, Jethro! Oh well, maybe you’ll have a future as a GOP politician ala Diaper David Vitter.

    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      That is a kink. Just own that you like that sort of thing, dudes.

    • Kooolest G

      no……. please…….. don’t……..stop…… wearing that diaper and making a fool of yourself……..please…….stop……..you’re owning me so hard right now………..

    • Wee Mousie

      They need the diapers already. None of their ideas hold water.

  • Widdle Kim

    That list of inanity would get him elected in much to much of this country for whatever office he ran for. Dog catcher or Governor, it makes no difference.

    • Bigby

      On the upside, I did make a straight across ‘pathetically simplistic wingnut articles of faith’ BINGO, and I didn’t even need Free Space!

  • Ghoti theLinguist

    What is it that turns college kids into righties, anyway? Is it the inability to hook up or something? And, Kaitlin Bennett is a world-class snowflake. Just my 2 cents.

    • Royal Ugly Dude

      Bad parenting.

      • Wee Mousie

        Slmost makes you wish they’d got caught in the blades of the helicopter parents.

    • Erala Contratista

      Lack of real lives.

    • AuntyMaude

      Mean genes.

    • Old Man Yells at Cloud

      They’ve got to be carefully taught.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAZ8yOFFbAc

    • Wintry

      Serious answer? It has to do with narcissism.

      So much of what I see from the right reeks of it: the anger at perceived slights, the rage at world not recognizing their brilliance, the complete lack of self awareness, and the absence of any empathy towards others or willingness to abide by standards of decency (or even simple honesty).

      This appears to be a trend, and it does not bode well for our society’s future.

      • Katamount

        I think that’s part of it, but I think the dynamic is best explained in this video by YouTuber Shaun:

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_yfnQPaD_E

        A lot of these guys understand (despite not wishing to admit it) that the capitalist society we live in is going to deal them a shit hand, so the best they can make of it is by becoming the attention-grabbing pitchmen that society props up as “successes”. Donald Trump makes this explicit text in The Art Of The Deal, saying that since everybody’s a phony, the most convincing phony is the one that fleeces the most gullible people out of their cash by selling them a fantasy life. In the minds of these young mostly men, that’s the only path open to them; they’re bereft of any other narrative for self-affirmation and self-worth, so they give themselves over to the fantasy-selling machine, either supplying the fantasy or demanding more of it. That’s part of why they hate movements like BLM: it gives black people a narrative that they simply cannot have being what society has told them is the default for success. Ditto the LGBT community.

        It also helps explain why Jordan Peterson is so popular. He’s an architect of a reassuring narrative for these guys.

  • reelreeler
    • Boscoe

      The really sad thing is that the guy in that image is only 27…

  • Stephanie Rakowski

    20 to 1 Kaitlin Bennett makes fun of other people’s English skills. Or maybe she’s just afraid of homophones because it has “homo” in it…”You two approved?”

  • Debbie the Unpaid Protester

    Aw, geez, Kaitlin Bennett, yur a big whiny babeee.

  • Looks like Kaitlin is blowing her chance at the Wingnut Welfare trough. Swallow that pride, kiddo! Sure, you feel like shit and people think you’re an asshole, but there’s Mercer money to be had!

    • Katamount

      That’s the thing I don’t quite get. She can’t be so naive that she doesn’t understand the grift. So why is she shooting herself in the proverbial foot?

  • thixotropic jerk

    I think KKKaitlin needs to keep wearing those diapers in full view for the rest of her life so they can catch her brains when she keeps shitting them out, the poor dearie tsk tsk!!!

  • Cranky Man

    When Trump and his conspirators call for violence to free them from prison, it’s going to be lickspittle dimwits like this that will do their bidding. They’re after the immigrants, gays, transgender and poor for now, but they’ll come for us who are treasonous and detrimental eventually.

  • Red Bird on a Shithouse

    So is shithole the trendy new expression?

    • harryeagar

      All the worst people are using it

  • Mehmeisterjr

    “…I thought the safe space event was funny….”

    To be fair, it was funny. Not in the sense of ha-ha funny but in the sense of “this sardine that I accidentally left out in the sun for three days tastes funny.”

  • Mintie

    Wow, she really is quite precious, isn’t she? I do believe we’ve discovered a whole new level of hypocrisy. Or, at the very least, a true example of what I can only call self-obtuseness.

  • rangerover411

    Poor Kaitlin drank too much Freedom Koolaid made with that free-market, lead-saturated water. Delicious!

  • AuntyMaude

    That photo of Charlie Kirk just reeks of douchbaggery. Eww.

    • beatbort

      He looks like a rich rape suspect who knows daddy is going to get him off the hook and is feeling really put out by the whole idea of having to face charges.

    • SeeTrainWrecked

      Not seen in photo: Charlie’s diaper.

    • Wee Mousie

      Such a punchable face, makes me wish I was a kangaroo.

      • H0mer0

        Mamma says knock him out!

    • Old Man Yells at Cloud

      My guess is if he had gone to West Point, he would have ended with the nickname Cadet Swirly.

      • harryeagar

        My father went to Annapolis, and from what he told me, the middies could be very mean to the misfits. One was thrown in the shower and scrubbed with a wire brush. I imagine the cadets are similar.

    • Tj McGee Wright

      He has such a bright future as a self-important stock photography model.

      • H0mer0

        a stock photography collection of self-importance is an excellent idea. However, the potential douchiness might devitalize thousands of vaginas (vaginae?)

      • AuntyMaude

        Oh, that’s good.

    • Ghoti theLinguist

      I doubt he’s ever knocked boots with an actual human, & that makes him mean.

  • Zyxomma

    Well, I dunno. Having (in my youth) worked as a dominatrix, I have some experience with adult babies. What do they want? Bottles, changed diapers, feeding in a high chair, cuddles. Just like age-appropriate babies, except that they’re old and hairy and a lot of money changes hands. This is just eww.

  • beatbort

    It would be so wonderful if she started receiving as many diapers in the mail as the Bundy clan received dildos at the Oregon nature preserve.
    Does her mommy and daddy know what she’s doing on their dime?
    Does she kiss them with that potty mouth of hers?

  • Maybe

    Seems to me the diapers were entirely inappropriate. I suspect they were not actually filled with shit, but the wearers were so that works out okay.

    It’s just truth in advertising. I hope any future employers of these guys are able to find the diaper pictures easily when they do a background check.

  • Friday’s_cat

    I used to leave snide remarks on Turning Point Facebook but it got tiresome. To paraphrase the comedian, “You can’t fix Moran-American”

  • willi0000000

    good name . . . turning point . . . like a trepanning tool applied to your own head.

    • Bonus points for the trepanning reference. I’m still waiting for amazon to deliver my at-home amateur trepanning kit. I can’t wait to get started!

  • Axomamma

    This is the most hilarious thing I’ve heard all day. The lack of self awareness is jaw dropping.

    • Tj McGee Wright

      I mean. It used to be.
      Now it’s called stable genii

  • phoenix00

    I bet the person who typed out that Turning Point tweet held down the shift key.

  • Lordpnut

    I just don’t get kids these days. What with all the fear and hate-mongering, there’s little time to master the fundamentals of a proper college education: smoking weed, shooting pool, and trying to get laid.

    • stablegeniusahughes798

      You forgot the beer. Otherwise…spot on!

      • Lordpnut

        Mea culpa. I should have pointed out that beer is sine qua non to all college larnin’.
        And not that high falutin’ hoity-toytie shit that supermodels drink from champagne flutes – fuck that shit. Pabst, BLUE RIBBON.

  • Delu

    They deserve each other, Bennett and Turning Point, why do they want to divorce?

    It seems deplorable shitholes can’t really get along with each other, who knew?

    And need I point out the total hypocrisy in that “freeze peach” thingy going on with them as well as the chronic inability to take responsibility for one’s actions, opting instead to complain why OTHERS don’t do so for them?

  • Lordpnut

    What a sad irony that this is what passes for protest at Kent State nowadays. At least the vicious intramural butthurt obviates the need to call out the guard…

  • Nigel R. Toppinglift, III

    Dearest Charlie-

    Please read about my feelings for your situation in my newest book: “Harry Potter and the Tough Titty”.

    • That sounds like a right cricketer! I hope it is as good as one of my favorite books, “The Sale of Two Titties,” by the famous Dutch author, Charles Dikkens.

      • Rags

        Or The Secret Life of Walter Titty?

      • His ‘Rarnaby Budge’ was nearly as good as ‘Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying’.

        • Too much animal sex and not enough animal sex for my tastes, if you know what I mean.

      • Nigel R. Toppinglift, III

        Isn’t that spelled with 4 m’s and a silent q?

  • Tj McGee Wright

    “God is real.
    I Win Debate Club
    Moons American Cheese. You smell.
    TIMES INFINITY
    LALALALALALA”
    Blatantly such a gifted youngster. What is wrong with a world without his talent rewarded? Why oh why!

  • CeeQ

    #1 – I’m gonna use a phrase you’ve likely heard before: Fuck Your Feelings. (See? That’s shitty, right? Hurts when someone tells you to fuck off & quit the crying, don’t it?)

    #2 – hey dickhead who thinks taxes are theft. The US ARMY that you wanted to join is funded by TAXES. Fucking. Moron.
    (Also – that pic of you on your self made meme is basically a giant neon sign flashing “Please don’t fuck me, I’m a giant douchebag.” Good job.)

    • motmelere

      That God damned socialist snow plow just went down my street again. When will the thievery end?

    • JCfromNC

      I really need to devise a keyboard macro for these guys that repeats the well-worn counter: Fine, get off my roads, out of my schools, only eat food you grow yourself and never, ever call my fire or police. And for damn sure, stop touting my military, since it feels like 80% of my taxes go to fund it.

      • H0mer0

        Also too, stop drinking my water. Oh wait, they did that in Flint. Never mind.

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      Lol, I said the same thing above – the military AND schools are funded by taxes. I’m guessing he didn’t get into West Point because he is dumb

  • motmelere

    Haven’t had time to read the infinitely improbable comments yet, has anyone pointed out that a safe space at Kent should include freedom from getting shot to death by federal troops?

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  • SheltonTodd

    Filled with piss and leaning rightly
    The sTrumpette looked quite unsightly
    She was so unhappy
    We guessed that her nappy
    Must be fastened a bit too tightly

  • Tosca

    “I have realized how much of a shithole organization Turning Point USA is, and am glad I got out of this bullshit before I invested my whole life into it, let alone just my senior year of college.”

    SO CLOSE to an epiphany…

  • YouInDangerGirl!

    I find it hard to believe that one of our august alt-right organizations would throw someone under the bus after unwanted political fallout. FAKE NEWS!

  • Mr. White

    Such a sad, deluded lot.

  • I do have this message for Kaitlin Bennett: Everything is going to be okay. It’s a hard lesson on how terrible and cruel the world can be. But, you’ll be the better for it. And, really, it is going to be okay.

    • Sharla Fouquet

      😄😄😄😄😄

  • Gigglesnort

    The ALL CAPS open letter is quite something.

  • Vagenda and Pee-ara

    So some dude doesn’t get in to a military school (note that schools and the military are supported by taxes), and he thinks taxes are theft? Derp.

  • mary5920

    Er, some of those diaper guys and spokeswomen seem to act like they want some safe spaces for themselves? So, projection that sticks out like a stinky diaper, IMO.

  • Grokenstein

    They are perhaps best known for their Professor Watchlist, in which they keep a record of college professors who are known to be liberal

    Gee, why do people always confuse the alt-right and Nazis?
    “Your attitude has been noted, Hohhhhhgan!”

  • If taxes are theft, surely he should be looking to have the military arrested for living off the proceeds of crime, not attempting to join them?

    • Ruhe

      Q.E.D.

  • Fritz1964

    I have a point-by point rejoinder (and because I wanna play, too):
    God is a myth
    The Rich are Thieves
    Gender is socio-cultural term
    USA is a country
    Socialism puts USA in 37th place
    Hillary should be president.

    Apologies to others below with similar contributions.

  • Wes

    It just seems like somebody really wanted to express their diaper fetish in public, brought it up in a meeting as a way to protest with some tortured logic and nervous laughing, and everyone was just too stupid to stop and go “Well that doesn’t make any sense.”

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