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We have fed and beered your compadres in Long Beach, CA, and Reno, Nevada, and they were lovely and we forgot to take pictures, and now, Bend, Oregon, it is your turn to shine!

What’s in it for you? Free beer and pizza, IDIOT! Because I LOVE TO FEED AND BEER YOU!

More than one of you said Bend Pizza Kitchen, 2755 Northwest Crossing Dr., Bend, Oregon, so that is where we will be! Tuesday, Feb. 13, 5:30 to 7:30 p.m.!

Portland, Oregon (Feb. 15), and Spokane, Washington (Feb. 16), you are ON DECK. Where? That is for us to know and you to check back later!

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  • Mr. Blobfish
  • Spotts1701, Porg Wrangler

    All I took wuz pictures of the food.
    Oh, and sorry about the snow. Didn’t expect it to stick this much this morning.

  • Blackest Noobs

    O/T: if only it was Don Junior, IF ONLY….come on wild life, take a bite out of Don Jr next!!!

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5380597/Poacher-EATEN-lions-hunting-South-Africa.html

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Forgive me if I fail to shed a tear for this vile creature.

      • therblig

        i hope it wasn’t quick.

    • Blackest Noobs

      guys! GUYS!!!! stop sending Don Jr.’s wife envelopes with a white powder-like substance, let the fucking lions and tigers do their jobs….the wife probably sucks too, but it’s Don and his dumbfuck brother we want to get rid of…not the their fucking dumb wives or kids.

  • proudgrampa

    What? No pictures from Reno???

    Darn! (My old stomping grounds).

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Oh, gosh, no pictures.

  • Please tell me you’ve washed Mr. Snuggle Bunny since I saw him in Salt Lake City.

    • rebecca

      yes. MAYBE twice.

      he is really fucking gross.

  • MynameisBlarney
    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      That and Dems had a filibuster-proof majority for, like, three weeks. Thanks to Norm Coleman and Massachusetts.

      • MynameisBlarney

        Yup.
        Funny how the GOP forgets that.

    • Red Richmond

      Shut the fuck up donnie, you’re out of your element.

    • Ghenghis McCann

      ‘Hey, I got everything wrong. Another perfect score.’

  • Fartknocker

    Donna Rose keeps getting cuter in every photo. I love her shoes – they scream cuteness.

  • Marion in Savannah

    All y’all left coasters get to have all the funz.

    So here’s your buzz kill. Checks and balances? We don’t need no stinkin’ checks and balances:

    http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a17045435/republican-state-legislatures-war-on-judiciary/

    • TJ Barke

      Republicans are literally running a coup.

      • Marion in Savannah

        And right out in the open where everyone can see.

        • TJ Barke

          None dare call it treason…

        • wavicles

          It’s the best place; the murders will start ‘in the middle of 5th Ave’.

      • MynameisBlarney

        *Russians are literally running a coup with help from the very eager GOP.

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      “Madness is however an affliction which in war carries with it the advantage of surprise.” -Churchill

      It would explain how we keep getting wrong-footed by a gang of people who are by and large completely insane.

    • OrG

      This is fucking bullshit.

    • wavicles

      “The checks though, we want to keep getting checks, right?”

    • ((( Augustus )))

      at this rate, we are only a few months away from a shooting Civil War

      they’re forcing our hand by cheating so blatantly, and with no regard or respect for foundational institutions of a representative democracy

  • weighmaster

    Wow, I haven’t been out on Skyliner in years, didn’t realize how much development had happened.

  • Sorry about Bend. It is our little Conservative tourist hellhole. Yep, even Oregon has one.

    • TJ Barke

      Basically every part of the state east of the Cascades.

      • OrG

        Kinda like western Idaho.

    • calliecallie

      I thought Bend was the place where active baby boomers go to die?

    • Anna Rompage

      It’s not all that bad, I mean it’s not like Redmond, or Madras, or anything like that…

  • Darlene Underdahl

    Thanks for coming to Reno. That was fun.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Who could pass up the chance to shoot a man?

      • Snowbound Ron

        Just to watch him die? Count m in!

    • rebecca

      IT WAS!

    • Angela Ruzzo

      That guy is grabbing the pillow woman in the wrong place.

      • Ghenghis McCann

        That’s what happens when you’ve been home schooled.

        • Barbara

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  • Bub, Secret Society zombie
    • calliecallie

      Sean Spicer looks suspiciously like Homer Simpson.

  • OrG

    Is there a location for Portland yet?

    • rebecca

      not yet! got an idea for me?

      • Anna Rompage

        Double Mountain in the Woodstock neighborhood is pretty awesome, as is Flying Pie on SE Stark St

        Double Mountain has wood fired pizza, an awesome selection of their own beers, and a more pub like environment

        Flying pie is more traditional American pizza, in a familyish pizza parlor

      • OrG

        Sizzle Pie on East Burnside. Hot Lips on Hawthorne Blvd.

  • Msgr_MΩment
    • Ha ha, have we rehabilitated George Takei for jumping drunken young men without permission in the 80s yet?

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Oh, shit. I’m finding it hard to keep up.

  • Parakeetist

    Okay, liddle bebink Donna Rose is the second post today to violate the Maximum Adorableness Standards set by the Federal Cuteness Act of 1979. We need help.

  • maxinn

    Over the mountains and into Colorado! Just a thought.

  • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

    OT: President Trump will finally unveil his long-awaited infrastructure plan on Monday.
    https://scstylecaster.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/vintage-scotch-tape-ad.jpg

    • Ghenghis McCann

      Too late for me. My fringe is long gone.

      • wavicles

        Mine dangles more than before, but I got.

    • lucidamente

      I thought that was his hair care plan.

      • Ghenghis McCann

        Scotch tape is for his tie. His hair plan involves destroying the ozone layer.

    • Parakeetist

      WTAF

    • Wilbur T

      I do that when I trim my pubes.

    • Nockular cavity

      That smile’s going to be ripped off right along with the tape.

    • msanthropesmr

      Does it trim the lunatic fringe?

      • NastyBossetti

        Yeah, but who’s going to tape THAT to their forehead?

    • Pm Deering

      Dear god, I remember those bangs. So not flattering on me at six years old. Or anybody. They made you lookj like unto Frankenstein’s monster. With pigtails.

  • Bright Bart
    • onedollarjuana

      I grew up in San Jose. I miss it, too. I mean, the San Jose of 1972. Except for the smog. And the riots in the general area.

      • Bright Bart

        I was in Portland and Olympia WA it was so fun. Maryland is a little boring

  • Lance Thrustwell

    so envy. very jealousy. much covet.

  • anon_the_great

    Where Feb 16th?

    I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW

  • MynameisBlarney

    So…
    If all our worst nightmares about turmp, his minions, and the fucking rooshans come true, what happens ultimately to this country?
    After they go full nazi and start rounding people up, will the rest of the world just kinda shrug? Like we had it coming?
    Are they going to sanction the government? It would seem that it would be in the best interest of the global community to keep the govt. controlling the worlds largest military from falling into fascist hands.

    This kinda shit keeps me up at night.

    • Snowbound Ron

      Sanctions would hit the US hard. It relies a LOT on international trade, and still imports necessities. The down side is the number of countries that also would be affected, but I expect that new trading patterns would develop.

  • Bub, Secret Society zombie
    • wavicles

      the hero there is standing behind him, documenting this shit.

  • Uncle Zor
    • Antonin Dvorak

      I imagine RBG throws one of these at Gorsuch every time they pass in the hall:

      https://i.imgflip.com/1mv0ul.jpg

      • MynameisBlarney

        That and major side eye.

        • Snowbound Ron

          Wouldn’t it be delicious if she kept referring to him as ‘Justice Garland… oops, my mistake!’

  • calliecallie
    • MynameisBlarney

      Note how prominent Obama’s hands are in that one portrait.
      Teh Dotard is gonna fume over that.

      • Snowbound Ron

        Think we’ll hear another ‘OBAMA WIRETAPPED THE WHITE HOUSE’ rant? They’re already recycling Hillary hate, they must’ve run out of material already.

  • MynameisBlarney

    Unilever threatening to pull ads from tech giants like FB and google.

    https://qz.com/1204787/unilever-un-is-threatening-to-pull-out-of-facebook-and-google/

    • Skeptical_thinker

      Good!

  • P’jama Pahnts
    • dluch

      sorry – but good
      T is an a-hole, no doubt, but why do we need sanctions on Russia? we have them surrounded with thousands of tanks, missiles & army divisions… what have they done against ‘us’?

      • spangled

        …..is this a joke?

        • Snowbound Ron

          Nah, just another concern troll.

      • MynameisBlarney
      • Treg (ง •̀_•́)
      • Beanz&Berryz

        They fucked with democratic elections here and other places, and they stole ground in Ukraine knowing full well that they could because only dipfucks think about using their tanks in Russia.

        • dluch

          ok.
          but they are rookies compared to what we – the democracy loving people – have done around the world for decades – our CIA overthrows, assassinates leaders of nations that don’t play along with our business interests & our military destroys other countries because.. well, because they dare to oppose our will
          and for Ukraine – really? they were a mortal enemy 50 years ago, and now they are our bestest of friends? Don’t pretend you care a twit about Ukrainians

          • MynameisBlarney

            So…you’re saying let this one go, because our govt. did/does shit we don’t like and can’t do a fucking thing about?
            Is THAT what you’re fucking saying?

          • dluch

            tell me what they DID – did they change election results? did they pursued voters to choose against Hillary, did they pick the candidates?
            seriously, what did they DO?

          • MynameisBlarney

            I have typed and re-typed several replies.

            I’ll just leave this here.

            https://www.cnn.com/2017/07/25/europe/russia-sanctions-explainer/index.html

          • dluch

            sorry (and I follow you, but have to disagree)
            Nothing in this is concrete or meaningful. all this article does is expose our hypocracy.
            Russia – a third rate nation is such a HUGE threat to our empire – really?
            I know you hate Trump (so do I!) but this is NOT the path to undermine him – it’s unsubstantiated and logical

          • MynameisBlarney

            Okay, you’re sounding kinda like an apologist for roosha.

          • dluch

            F Russia
            what I hate is when I see people (my fellow lefty-compatriots) using that for a variety of excuses for our democratic & electoral failures – it weakens us

          • A Walker

            what is hypocracy? Is our cracy not performing as it should? I have a hypothyroid and my doctor gives me meds for it. Maybe our cracy can be treated and we’ll all be happy again.

          • Beanz&Berryz

            I see. Soviet Russia was the country for the People. Hail Soviet Russia. For the People. Hail Trump, Russia’s Man in America.

          • puredog

            Straw man, much? Just because the USA has a skeezy history neither makes all of what the USA has done in the past right nor does it mean that we should say “oh, we’ve done some bad stuff so if Russia tries to do the same to us we have no choice but to just bend over an spread ’em.” Or, I suppose it would satisfy you if we just undid history. Good luck with that.

          • Lefty Wright

            That’s what Republicans use all the time, especially gerrymandering. Well, the Democrats did it years ago!! If the Democrats had done it nearly as effectively years ago, the Republicans would not be in power now. The same with Republican lies, propaganda, and a big assist from Fox Spews. I think propaganda and redistricting are the only scientific fields they like.

          • CindyinEncinitas

            We are not entertained. In pari delicto has gone out of style already.

      • The Only Cosmic Owl

        Uh, Russia attacked a US presidential election.

        They fucking earned some sanctions.

        • dluch

          what does ‘attacked a US presidential election’ mean?
          seriously
          is it like what our CIA/military has done to dozens of countries over the decades?

      • Spotts1701, Porg Wrangler

        Uh, because their human rights record is deplorable, they jail political opponents (if they don’t just kill them outright) and political dissidents, they invaded a sovereign nation under a pretext, there’s disputed evidence over whether or not their allies shot down a Malaysian airliner (and they vetoed a UN Resolution that would have investigated the claim). And that’s not including their outright and known screwing with our election systems.
        These sanctions passed 517-5 in Congress (3 Reps and 2 Senators voted against) and were signed into law. You know that whole bit in the Constitution where the President is supposed to “take care that the laws be faithfully executed”? Yeah. He’s not.

        • dluch

          1. we have no room to talk about jailing/torturing opponents/whistleblowers
          2. we have invaded… (I’ve lost count) Irag, Libya, Yemen, Syria… because… why?
          3. we only follow sanctions that we promote – any against friendly right wing regimes are not up for discussion
          We complain about the speck in the Russian eye, while we have a log in ours

          • Spotts1701, Porg Wrangler

            Concern troll is concerned. Concern troll is now blocked.

          • dluch

            you can’t handle opposing points of view

          • Skeptical_thinker

            Sure I can, but those points of view have to be founded in the facts as we know them about the issues being discussed.

            You are not using those facts nor talking about those issues.

            Blocked!

          • Canned Covfefe

            IIRC, most recent sanctions were in part because they were spying on American “soil.”

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    Trump just told me something I didn’t know. Building an ice rink is no different than building roads and bridges.

    • MynameisBlarney

      You have to stiff the contractors that build it?

    • Canned Covfefe

      I literally don’t want to go see that he actually said that. I’m sure he did but if I don’t see it elsewhere I can pretend it’s just Wonkette snark.

  • Uncle Zor

    This is gonna be the best infrastructure week ever!

    • The Only Cosmic Owl

      Lots of new bomb shelters for your church basements!

      • Snowbound Ron

        But only correct American churches, not heathen Catholic or Jewish or Muslimy churches.

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      Much infrastructure! Bigly bridges! Beautiful clean coal roads!

  • Teto85

    At first glance that looks like a tinfoil hat on Wonkette Toddler.

    • Old town Urbandale

      I thought the same thing.

  • thepoliticalcat

    You called us A Idiot again, Trix! No fair. Going in the corner to sulk.

  • thepoliticalcat

    P.S. Wonket toddler sure is cute. Soon she’s gonna be Wonket Big Girl Pants. *weep*

  • ibwilliamsi

    ’tain’t no hippies nor punx in Bend! Wish I were there…

  • Arki J. Kirwin-Muller

    I’m not in Spokane, becs ;_;

  • puredog

    “That is for us to know and you to check back later!”

    Gratuitous coyness doth not become the Wonkette.

  • Jonny On Maui

    So where are you going to be on the 22nd?

    • rebecca

      OF THIS MONTH?????

      • Jonny On Maui

        Yup!

        • rebecca

          OH MY GOSH. I am going to look up plane tickets we definitely can’t afford.

          • Jonny On Maui

            I’m tellin’ ya, pontoons on the Wonkabago is the only way to go…

  • Vagenda and Pee-ara

    How does Donna Rose keep getting cuter? I’m going to keel over from squee overload if she gets one iota more adorable.

    • azeyote

      donate all your money now –

      • Vagenda and Pee-ara

        Objection. Assuming facts not in evidence! I ain’t got no money.

    • CindyinEncinitas

      She will one day rule us all.

      • Canned Covfefe

        We can only hope!

      • Vagenda and Pee-ara

        I certainly hope so.

  • Zyxomma

    Our Overlordess Donna Rose gets ever cuter. Who knitted that beautiful scarf?

    • rebecca

      a wonker! I think it was Cindy in Encinitas, but maybe somebody else!

  • Jeffocaster in the West

    Bend, fond memories of a kidney stone……

    • herrointment

      I left my heart there some 30 years ago. It’s still somewhere around Hosmer Lake.

  • phoenix00
  • Pm Deering

    So, no chance of coming back down through Oakland, eh? Because we have both pizza joints and taco emporia. And beer!

    • Teto85

      And the Dubs!!!!!

  • JBenningfield

    Sweet baby girl – that has to be without a doubt the most photogenic toddler ever. And I say that knowing my daughter was pretty darn cute.

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