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As of today, it has been approximately 500 billion years since Trump first took the oath of office. We are weary, we have forgotten what it is like to not have agita — and yet somehow we soldier on, scandal after scandal, the odds that we will survive the next three years without coming face to face with a nuclear bomb getting growing ever less in our favor.

This also means that it is the anniversary of Kellyanne Conway wearing that ridiculous Gucci majorette outfit.

We’ve lost net neutrality. We saw him condemn millions of suffering people all over the world to die of horrible diseases just because the hospital that gives them their malaria and HIV meds also performs abortions. We saw the ACA get fucked. We saw the rich get their taxes cut, taxes which will eventually have to be made up for by the rest of us. So, so many very bad things happened, and through it all, he just kept freaking tweeting. Tweeting and golfing, golfing and tweeting.

In case you’ve blocked out all of the horror over the past year, allow us to refresh your memory with Wonkette’s top ten Trump-related posts!

10. Kellyanne Conway Knows Trump Died On Cross So You Might Have These Beautiful Easter Eggs

9. The ‘WTF DUDE?’ Look Angela Merkel Gave Donald Trump Today Will GIVE YOU LIFE

8. Dreamboat Justin Trudeau Defeats Trump’s Bizarre Bully Handshake Thing With His Normal-Sized Hands

7. Joe And Mika Officially Dumping Donald Trump Like The Filth He Is

6. Shame Hillary Clinton Didn’t Try To Warn Us About Trump’s Basket Of Deplorable Nazi Fuck Trash

5. Trump’s Call To ‘Help’ Charlie Gard Is Both Cynical And Cruel, And Fuck Him

4. Classy Obamas Rescue Poor Abandoned Melania Trump, Whose Husband Is A Gross Mean Jerk

3. Chicago To Trump: Go F*ck Yourself

2. Is Obama’s ‘Wire Tapp’ The End Of Donald Trump? Maybe! A Holy-Shit-Y’all Investigation Into WTF!

1.James Comey Kept A Motherfucking Paper Trail On Trump Because COMEY. IS. A. MOTHERFUCKING. BEAST.

Share YOUR favorite Trump moments in the comments, won’t you? And also TIP US because we’ve gotta pay for our therapy bills somehow!

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  • “M”
    • Lord Jim

      I really took issue with some of the comments expressing lack of sympathy for young Barron, one suggesting they would sort of give him a pass until they saw how he turned out. It seem to me that if he grows up to be like his father, he would be pitiable for that reason. Though not impossible, it is supremely unreasonable to expect him to magically be possessed of the character to transcend his membership in a family of vulgar, corrupt, and selfish individuals. That’s just not in touch with the sociological and anthropological facts of human existence. Let me be clear: I’m definitely hoping for a miracle in his case. But if it doesn’t, that doesn’t make him undeserving of at least a little pity.

      • suziq

        Fred Trump (R-racist) formed young Donald. Should we pity him or scorn him?

        • Lord Jim

          To a degree, sure. You know, it’s possible to counter that “Hey, some people have shitty parents and still turn out all right”, but then again it’s possible to argue that people grow up in shitty, crime-and-poverty ridden neighborhoods and still do all right, so those who don’t are to be villified and, by the way, why do we even need social welfare programs? Abused children growing up to be abusers? Fuck ’em, they have choices, right? I despise Trump too, but I also recognize that he didn’t have much of a chance. We may be lucky enough to be made of the stuff to transcend our childhood circumstances, but that’s a large degree of luck.

          • Celtic_Gnome

            I’m willing to put everything on Donnie. Remember, he has a sister who’s a judge, and she doesn’t appear to be as moronic or racist as her brother.

            The older brother couldn’t handle the piece of shit he had for a father and drank himself to death.

        • “M”
      • “M”

        I’m not sure how you think he’ll turn out if he’s not moved out of the environment in which he’s currently ensconced. It’s what happened to Donald.
        https://www.theroot.com/1822263799
        http://www.theroot.com/1822264125

        There’s also the secondary point that the GOP showed no mercy on Malia and Sasha. Not to speak of which — yours is kind of a … pivot away from the main point as well as an attempt to discredit what the speaker is saying that’s factually correct by trying to take issue with what the speaker is saying with which you don’t happen to agree.

  • Mike Minden

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ2zWrRX8-o

    Our new national anthem. Actually 6 years old, but more relevant than ever.

    • DainBramage

      Damn! They gave the Republicans their whole platform!

    • handyhippie65

      I LOVE THESE GIRLS! oh, and al is cool too.

  • Impatient

    I wanna be the leader!
    Can I be the leader?
    I’m the leader?
    Okay, now what do I do?

    (Paraphrase of poster seen in the London tube)

  • RickyG
  • The Wanderer
  • Resistance Ftr PuckStopsHere

    My favorite trump moment hasn’t arrived yet. It involves a shovel of dirt.

    • Eileen Besse

      THIS

    • Magma Cardhole jesterpunk

      I would be happy to see him led out of the White House or his trash palace in cuffs.

      https://i.imgflip.com/1p7c8q.jpg

      • AuntyMaude

        This is what I live for.

      • suziq

        please please please please please

      • handyhippie65

        cuffed and stuffed face down in the mud. couldn’t happen to a more deserving POS.

  • Magma Cardhole jesterpunk

    What the hell, it was cold and windy yesterday now today its 51 again. Wish this crazy ass weather would make up its mind.

  • BreakingDeadMen

    Praising Nazis. Fucking praising them, not dog whistling to them or even speaking to them in his library voice. Out loud and defiantly after they had killed someone. Man, Fuck this guy.

  • IdiotsforPalin

    A shutdown falls on the President’s lack of leadership. He can’t even control his party and get people together in a room. A shutdown means the President is weak.”
    ~Donald Trump, 2013

    • BreakingDeadMen

      One for every occasion.

      • “M”

        I swear. It’s like clockwork.

    • Crystalclear12

      Stopped clock and all that.

      • Lord Jim

        IOKIYDT.

        It’s OK If You’re Donald Trump.

    • handyhippie65

      anniversary burn!

      • IdiotsforPalin

        I should run and post this at Breitbart

        • handyhippie65

          most assuredly. i like to use someone’s words against them. that way they can understand them.

        • AuntyMaude

          Do it, do it, do it.

          • IdiotsforPalin

            Done….posted on two different articles…..I expect the mouth
            breathers will send praises……s/

        • BearGHAZI

          Oh please do

  • Elvis Causticfellow

    The Year of Living Dangerously Drunk.

    • Mentally Stable Ron

      Still less dangerous than trying to cope sober.

  • La forza del resistino

    Not that the shutdown is all about him or anything.
    “This is the One Year Anniversary of my Presidency and the Democrats wanted to give me a nice present,”
    “but, I had a party to go to.”

    • suziq

      That’s right, happy anniversary fuck face! And we are going to keep shutting you down every chance we can. Have a nice parteeee!

  • Crystalclear12

    Will no one think of our livers?!

    • Lord Jim

      All Livers Matter.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    ScTrumpbag

  • AuntyMaude

    Melissa McCarthy! driving Spicy’s podium into crowd of reporters on SNL.

    • handyhippie65

      and that wad of gum! classic!

  • Count Awesome

    My favorite moment will be when he leaves office.

    • handyhippie65

      preferably in handcuffs,

      • Count Awesome

        Don’t care how, just care that it happens. Sooner would be better than later.

        • Lord Jim

          Handcuffs, straightjacket, tumbrel…I’m not picky.

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            Flexible, I like it.

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        GMTA.

    • suziq

      And the sooner the better.

    • BreakingDeadMen

      What phrase did they used to put on those wanted posters in the Old West again?

    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      in handcuffs.

  • 🍁 Møøse Fuddlin’ Girl Guide 🍁

    (ignores every other article on the list and goes to read #8)

    Ahhhhhhhhhh…. that’s what I’m talking aboot.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/318c3c39aa9f9538bc3f9c3392c03266e3efda410b93c4ac3c977cb1f4a8c2f3.jpg

    • Lord Jim

      Saw THAT coming, LOL.

    • Ryan Denniston

      Your tie is hanging out. It’s unseemly.

      • 🍁 Møøse Fuddlin’ Girl Guide 🍁

        …and impolite.

    • “M”

      World class shade :-)

  • John Strycharz

    500 Billion used to be an impressive number, but it’s only chump change to the Super Plutocrats these days.

    • Lord Jim

      What’s a few hundred billion among friends, eh?

  • Crystalclear12

    Governor of Missouri is being investigated by the FBI.
    I knew he wanted to be just like Trump but that is committed!

    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      Let’s hope he is committed.

  • calliecallie

    My favorite Trump moment will be his perp walk.

  • Bub the very stable zombie
    • Magma Cardhole jesterpunk

      He is trying to take credit for the Women’s march?

      • Bub the very stable zombie

        Seems that way.

        • “M”

          Would’ve expected nothing less. “Lowest [group white male Republicans don’t think are people] employment level in umpteen years!211!!” and then he just … fills in the blanks.

      • suziq

        The credit is his, Millions of women around the world are marching to protest him and his policies.

      • Ryan Denniston

        The tweets are coming from inside the house!

    • Ryan Denniston

      Holy shit. I checked. This Trump tweet is real?!?!?!

      • Bub the very stable zombie

        Right from his Twitter feed.

    • suziq

      He didn’t tweet that. Complete sentences etc.

      • Ryan Denniston

        You’re right! Nothing is capitalized except for the first word of every sentence.

        • suziq

          Wonder who it was though. Ivanka, do you have daddy’s phone?

    • Ryan Denniston

      Lord Dampnut. When you were at the football game, they were telling you to moooooooove along.

    • ariel_gee_398

      If he could read the signs, he’d know that’s not why they’re marching…

      • Bub the very stable zombie

        He has trouble with these signs. They’re all spelled correctly.

        • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

          I still say some staffer wrote the tweet, it is not his usual choppy syntax.

    • Smoke O’Hontas

      FFS.

    • Daniel

      His supporters are celebrating what a great troll he is. This is the level of their political acumen.

    • Maclare’s Bodega o’ Crap 🏪
    • Lord Jim

      Wait, is he saying that the Women’s March is all about “celebrating his accomplishments”?

      https://omgquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/best-funny-quotes-congratulations.jpg

    • Gayer Than Thou

      Nice try, Ivanka, but it’s really too little, too late.

  • Ryan Denniston

    We can’t get potted up on the weed no more. wait… yes we can! Jeff Sessions is out of muhnay!

    • AuntyMaude

      Ha ha

    • Zippy49

      Been doing it for 50 fucking years, come and get me Mr. Peenut.

  • Spotts1701, Porg Wrangler

    Spicer trying to defend “covfefe”. Actually, Spicer trying to defend *anything* that came out of Donnie’s mouth or fingers.

    • Magma Cardhole jesterpunk

      Its just “alternative facts”.

    • BreakingDeadMen

      IDK whether to laugh or cry that Spicey has exponentially more class and professionalism than his replacement.

      • efoveks

        At least he chewed gum not a cud

        • BreakingDeadMen

          His clothes were ill fitting, but at least they were initially designed for humans to wear, and not to block out sunlight.

  • La forza del resistino

    Hey Mick-The Wall-Mulvaney. You may not care for Christo’s art, but he works for cheap.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/325525b009a3ebe941c03664f16e9fd231d2ef76ac7db8923874d87ef34819ed.jpg

    • Lance Thrustwell

      I gotta admit I don’t get Christo. I also don’t understand how he pays for this shit.

      • Daniel

        He also prints money.

      • Baconzgood

        He sold his sketches and plans to fund the project.

      • La forza del resistino

        Agree. We had a CO county kick in some $ to shroud a canyon. After a few storms, the shroud loses whatever esthetics it started with pretty fast.

      • Me not sure

        Volume.

    • h4rr4r

      Can he make it out of tortillas?

  • Crystalclear12

    To honor this anniversary please use your best vote to slap the purity pony in your family.

    • 🍁 Møøse Fuddlin’ Girl Guide 🍁

      I don’t have any. All either Fox fanatics or completely tuned out and don’t care. I’m literally the only liberal who gives a shit. Maybe the don’t care ones are healthier.

      • Reddishrabbit

        Ignorance can be bliss.

      • Marion in Savannah

        Well, if the don’t care ones don’t vote for Rs it may be for the best.

    • Dudleydidwrong

      “A-fucking-everybody!”

      • Melanie

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    • Lord Jim

      A-FUCKIN-WOMEN!

    • Baconzgood

      Awsome.

    • (((fka_donnie_d))), SOB

      Except for that dumb twat on CNN, Brooke Baldwin, who literally just asked “what about Democrats” with a straight face.

  • Scooby

    Any chance we could get Nixon back?

  • Ryan Denniston

    I can think of one good thing to come from the last year. Has me in tears actually. WTG Evan!

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/05a1c27c02f5d4623f2057fb62afe958f6bef4137c759be0f935c293e0f1c082.jpg

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    It’s all been a Blur to me.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSbBvKaM6sk

  • Daniel

    How did Hillary allow this shutdown to happen?

    • Jeffocaster in the West

      Benghazi emails.

      • Ryan Denniston

        And Russian collusion.

      • Jeffocaster in the West

        You think Benghazi Femails would make a hip pop all girl band name?

        • Marion in Savannah

          Or Butter Femails.

      • AuntyMaude

        Don’t forget the uranium.

  • nightmoth
    • ariel_gee_398

      You know, there might be something to the fact that the worst two presidents of the past 25 years have been teetotalers.

      • Zippy49

        No shit. Booze has always improved my attitude.

      • 🍁 Møøse Fuddlin’ Girl Guide 🍁

        I don’t think it has anything to do with booze as much as the worst presidents of the past 50 years have been Republicans.

      • SayItWithWookies

        Both teetotalers who grew up rich, had serious daddy issues, shirked military service (yes the Champagne Squadron counts as shirking) and were chronically failed-and-bailed-out businessmen. Hey, maybe that’s a bad model for the presidency.

        • 🍁 Møøse Fuddlin’ Girl Guide 🍁

          But Obama was blah, Bill got a beej, Carter put solar panels on the White House and Kennedy was a science-nerd cuck who wanted us to go to the moon. Edit: Oh, and LBJ started all those sissy welfare programs and called it a Great Society. Real preznuts are REAL MEN who think with their ass and know how to MAGA.

      • Magma Cardhole jesterpunk

        But government is broken and cant do anything. Elect republicans to prove it.

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        And were elected by the electoral college. After losing the popular vote.

  • Crystalclear12

    BUT HER EMAILS!!

    • Magma Cardhole jesterpunk

      And shrill vagina benghazi.

      • Lord Jim

        Four dead Americans! Outrage!

        Hey, does anybody remember that Yemeni raid Trump authorized over dinner, the one Obama would never permit, that ended in civilians getting killed (including a 12-yr-old girl) and nothing else? The four special forces soldiers killed in Niger without even an official statement form the WH? Gowdy Doody? Bueller? Anybody?

        • 🍁 Møøse Fuddlin’ Girl Guide 🍁

          The rubes probably celebrate that raid because Muslims were killed. They won’t be satisfied until literally 2 billion people are dead.

          • Lord Jim

            If Carl Higbie is any indication, you are horrifyingly not wrong.

        • Magma Cardhole jesterpunk

          He issued a statement about the Yeman raid.

          https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2017/02/28/trump-passes-blame-for-yemen-raid-to-his-generals-they-lost-ryan/

          He noted that the operation was something his generals “were looking at for a long time doing.”

          “This was something that was, you know, just — they wanted to do,” Trump said. “ And they came to see me and they explained what they wanted to do, the generals, who are very respected.”

          “And they lost Ryan,” Trump continued.

          • Lord Jim

            Wasn’t he supposed to be smarter than the generals?

          • Magma Cardhole jesterpunk

            Yep, he knows more then the generals.

  • Magma Cardhole jesterpunk
  • greyXstar

    Oh, so 2017 wasn’t just a stupid long fever dream? That’s too bad.

  • Crystalclear12

    Has anyone said: fuck Susan Sarndon yet?

    • Marion in Savannah

      Now you have.

    • La forza del resistino

      I’ll second that emotion

    • Bill D. Burger

      Only with someone else’s dick and a 10 ft. pole…..ohhhh’! You just meant….

    • Lord Jim

      Wouldn’t Susan SoRandom be much happier in the People’s Paradise of Russia?

  • Baconzgood

    Well it’s, at most 1/4, finished. We made it through a whole year without him blowing up the planet. That’s a year longer than I thought.

    • msanthropesmr

      Not even sure dude could blow up a beach ball successfully. Thank god for ineptitude

      • 🍁 Møøse Fuddlin’ Girl Guide 🍁

        Can he even blow up a blow-up doll?

        • Mentally Stable Ron

          ‘Mel, come here for a minute.’

  • Just wondering…

    Has anyone been able to ask Melania about tRump’s pornstar payoff?

    One would believe that may be a strain on a marriage…or so that was their reasoning to hound Hillary about Bill’s hounddog behaviours.

    • Daniel

      Is anyone going to invite Stormy Daniels to the State of the Union?

      • Old Man Yells at Cloud

        They should invite al the women who are suing him.

        • Daniel Hooper

          I don’t think there’s enough room in the auditorium.

        • Mentally Stable Ron

          It’d be his biggest crowd ever.

        • theCryptofishist

          I believe they are.

          • Marion in Savannah

            [hee hee hee…]

          • Christopher Story

            They can lead the “You lie!” chant

    • Daniel Hooper

      I imagine her and Trump have an understanding. He gets to touch other women, and she doesn’t get touched by him.

    • nightmoth

      IMO, she knew and didn’t care. The Trumps are not a love match: they’re a business union. He provides the money, and she provides the arm candy—so important to a narcissist like Donald.

  • Carpe Vagenda
    • laineypc

      Historic milestones of fascism and unprecedented cruelty: immigrant families are being ripped apart…

      • Lord Jim

        Remember how he promised not to tear families apart?

        You’re…you’re saying HE LIED?!

        OH. EM. GEE.

    • Mentally Stable Ron

      Add to definition of ‘not even wrong,’ ‘not even clueless.’

      • nah. narcissism.

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        Staffer wrote it it, because it has too many complete sentences.

  • Bill D. Burger

    The Trump spawn will be hosting the Mar a Lago shit show sans The Fucking Moron.
    SAD
    btw: Cancellations are evidently rampant. The Big Clown isn’t attending the circus, so who cares about the little clowns?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOmEQcBwDyE

    • Mentally Stable Ron

      I’d bet a cookie there’s a hefty ‘cancellation fee.’

      • Marion in Savannah

        Oh, fuck no. The morans who paid to be there will be SOOO sorry that those evil Demonrats kept Dear Leader from attending that they’ll pony up bigly bux. Yes, that is how stooopid they are.

  • MANGO CRIMES
  • Jeffocaster in the West

    Trump one year in:

    The Good:

    The Bad: Everything

    The Ugly: Everything

    • Bub the very stable zombie
      • theCryptofishist
        • Marion in Savannah

          What fun! I’d never seen that before.

        • Lord Jim

          THAT…is awesome.

        • Bammelam

          Brought , a much needed, big fat silly smile on my face.
          Thank you Bub !

        • Toomush Stability

          Yippee Aye Oh Ki Yay!….

          • Celtic_Gnome

            …motherfucker!

            Somebody had to say it.

  • La forza del resistino
    • Jeffocaster in the West

      I will. GO FUCK YOURSELF FUCKFACE LYING SHITBAG SLIMEBALL!!!!!

      • Lord Jim

        EH? SPEAK UP! :D

    • Bill D. Burger

      SAD Orange Troll is trying to troll. SAD

  • Bill D. Burger

    Another memory unearthed at last year’s little attended Mini Inauguration.

    https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/954803245305577472

    • Bub the very stable zombie

      They really thought the gravy train was pulling into the station.

      • Toomush Stability

        It was….

      • Bill D. Burger

        And, as I think of it, it would have been rude not to make sure the people who put you in office were in attendance.

  • schmannity

    My fave was when Tighty Whitey Twit Lurch got his hand swatted by the Slovakian Soft Porn Star after smelling Stormy on his fingers

    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      psst Slovenian, but yes to the rest.

  • Crystalclear12

    The country is still standing.
    God bless the Deep State.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Remember when the Republicans were very uneasy about Trump’s candidacy, partly because they thought he was a secret liberal plant working for the Clintons? Good times. Now they’ve found their soulmate in a true fascist.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Had to send this to the Fucking Moron: “Hey! Know whose job isn’t affected at all by the shutdown? ___ Uh huh. That’s right.”

    [Mueller probe will continue during a government shutdown

    By Eli Watkins, CNN

    Updated 7:58 PM ET, Tue January 16, 2018]

    http://www.cnn.com/2018/01/16/politics/justice-department-special-counsel-shutdown/index.html

    • 🍁 Møøse Fuddlin’ Girl Guide 🍁

      And did he institute a total ban on all tweets coming from Bill D. Burger until we find out what’s going on?

      • Bill D. Burger

        I’ve evidently been much too kind. ~snicker~ I haven’t been banned there yet. Gonna’ have to step it up.

    • Tiffany de Houston

      I wouldn’t ne surprised if he thought he could impede the investigation by shutting down the government. He is that dumb, after all.

  • Scooby

    Wait, this list year really happened?

  • Mentally Stable Ron

    My favourite Two Scoops moment hasn’t happened yet.

  • Bill D. Burger
  • Bill D. Burger
  • Martini A, very stable genius

    My favorite—you know people are talking about how great I am. There has never been, it’s terrific, people are saying. Also the inability to speak incomplete and coherent sentences, there’s that. 2018 is going to be better than, but did I mention this map of land that voted for me? It’s a lot of red, crooked Hillary!

  • Bill D. Burger
    • Zippy W Pinhead

      just like Trump Airlines, Trump Vodka, Trump Steaks, Trump Mortgage, Trump University, Trump Ice, Trump Magazine, Tour de Trump, Trump on the Ocean, Trump Casinos and the New Jersey Generals…

  • Crystalclear12

    3
    More
    Years

  • Marion in Savannah

    The NYT Editorial Board has published “The Republican’s Guide To Presidential Etiquette.” It’s a staggeringly long document…

    https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/01/20/opinion/the-Republicans-Guide-to-Presidential-Etiquette.html

    • Can I be the first to say FUCK YOU, New York Times?
      I feel it is my due, as a libtard commie.

      • Marion in Savannah

        Um… Did you read it?

        • Zippy W Pinhead

          good editorial, but fuck the NYT anyways. Maybe someone on the editorial board could have a talk with the top brass who continue to trash Hillary and suck up to the orange menace

          • Impatient

            As in, “Talk is cheap.” Just like all the major editors endorsing Hillary, after shooting at her for months? No, years? No, a quarter century. Yeah, talk is cheap.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    I’m wondering if 2018 will be the year the rich take their profits out of the stock market and crash the economy for the ultimate in chaos. The bubble will burst sometime, it’s just a question of when.

    • Toomush Stability

      Yeah, pretty sure. It’s getting nuts out there….

  • Bill D. Burger
  • Bill D. Burger
  • Parakeetist

    I was just in an accident. Nobody hurt, thank Ceiling Cat. Guy hit me from behind.

    We got a police report at the scene. The guy in the other car was pretty sorry, which helps.

    We called the insurance people.

    I feel pretty crummy right now. Would appreciate good thoughts, however you care to send them.

      • Ryan Denniston

        Think warm thoughts Trumpy, you’ll need them when Schumer comes after you.

        • Parakeetist

          Heehee

      • Parakeetist

        Thank you

    • AuntyMaude

      Are you home or still at scene?

      • Parakeetist

        Home, thanks.

    • Crystalclear12

      Thoughts and prayers?

      • Parakeetist

        Okay cool

    • Lord Jim
      • Parakeetist

        Thx a bunch

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      be glad nobody was hurt. be glad insurance will cover it. Be glad the guy who hit you isn’t being an asshole.

      • Parakeetist

        Yes, I am.

    • Crystalclear12

      Seriously though, I hope you and your car recover.

      • Parakeetist

        We’s be cool.

    • Marion in Savannah

      Oh, that SO sucks. Glad you’re not hurt. Was there a lot of damage to your car? I hope other dude’s insurance covers it all. Hugs, and LOTS of purrs from all the cats. Keep us posted, please.

    • Magma Cardhole jesterpunk
      • Parakeetist

        Yay

    • Bill D. Burger
      • Parakeetist

        Thx a ton

    • The Wanderer

      (hugs) Get yourself checked out any way.

      • Parakeetist

        Yes thx.

    • shivaskeeper

      Shitty. Get checked out by a doc if you can. Whiplash and whatnot does not hit you instantly.

      • Parakeetist

        Thank you.

    • Bub the very stable zombie

      If you are okay, that’s all that matters. The car can be repaired.

      • “M”

        *sorry, thought we were talking about something else* Hoping Parakeet is okay and can get to the doctor (soft tissue damage can be kind of beeyotch) as soon as the insurance people are finished. In an ideal world it’d be “before”, but … that’s not where we’re living.

        • Parakeetist

          K thx

      • Parakeetist

        Thank you!

    • Smoke O’Hontas
    • AuntyMaude

      If you’re in shock, give yourself plenty of time to recover. Also, caring thoughts and lots of babby animals.

      • Parakeetist

        Troo thx

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Glad you weren’t injured, but what a sucky way to spend Saturday. If only you’d just staying home drinking without pants…

      • Parakeetist

        Yes!

    • vukojebina_MΩment

      Persist. #parakeetistlivesmatter

      • Parakeetist

        Thx u

    • Toomush Stability

      Good thoughts!….

      • Parakeetist

        Thx sir

    • Me not sure

      Was the guy diddling with his phone? Just asking because last January I got rear ended by a woman doing 55 while distracted by her phone. The Georgia legislature has proposed a hands free law for phone use in cars and people are up in arms for some reason.

      • Parakeetist

        Wow. Don’t know, but okay.

    • 🍁 Møøse Fuddlin’ Girl Guide 🍁

      Sending legitimate good thoughts and well wishes your way. Not GOP style empty sentiments like the ones after every mass shooting. Real ones.

      And shitty ones for Trump after he did that EO or whatever it was that allows paramedics to cite “religious freedom” as a reason not to give treatment to people they don’t like.

    • redarmyzombie

      Yeesh, sorry to hear that! Hope your day improves.

      • Parakeetist

        Thx thx

    • lroom
      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        Good looking fellow.

      • Parakeetist

        Yay sweet

    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      I hope you feel ok and also tomorrow (things tend to hurt the next day you might want to keep some ibuprofin handy.) I send You my good thoughts.

      • Parakeetist

        Will do.

  • Lyly Sirivong

    My favourite moment was the Obamacare “8-democrats-control-the-Senate” repeal business.
    And Nambia.
    And the strategic meetings with world leaders at Mar-a-Lago almost streamed live on facebook by random people.
    And covfefe.
    And the golf cart at the G8.
    And Bastille Day.
    Really, too many to mention.

    • Toomush Stability

      Well, and the horrible things going on in Sweden – even Sweden was unaware of it…

    • Me not sure

      …and the hits just keep on coming.

    • Phried Ω

      And telling Russians in the oval office why he fired Comey before anyone else and we know this because the Russians brought their own photographer.

      • Impatient

        Nope. Nothing to see here. Move along people.

  • msanthropesmr

    OT
    Fuck this grant application.
    Dude who wrote it wants to make a bunch of changes in the middle of my editing.

    • The Wanderer

      Include some spelling errors that, when he’s extracted them, spell out “Fuck off.”

      • Marion in Savannah

        You’ve both obviously been very, very naughty.

        • The Wanderer

          Thank you!

    • Toomush Stability

      So, two of us are working on grant applications on a Saturday? Fuck us!…

      • Ryan Denniston

        You weren’t supposed to STAY in academia, you were just supposed to hang out for awhile. What’s wrong with you!!!

        • Phried Ω

          Baby, it’s cold outside.

      • msanthropesmr

        Yep. This is a fucking doozy. I am so pissed – I am the PI for a grad student, and the grad student chases every goddam shiny object, so he got me this proposal late. The Uni had to approve our application, and we beat out a lot of other applicants to get approval, so I can’t just dump this.

        Fuck this/.

        • OutOfOrbit

          No good deed goes unpunished.

        • Toomush Stability

          Yeah, well, I’ve got Mrs. Toomush barking up my tree. It’s her grant, for one of her big causes, and, just because I spent half my life writing grant stories she thinks I should help. If I never see another grant app in my life, I’d be a happy man…. (are we doing upmanship?)….

          • msanthropesmr

            No, commiserating, I think.

    • President in Exile Firefly

      What a coinkydink–I just finished one Tuesday. I also hated it.

  • Herewegoagain

    King of the Swamp our President of sort and self-crafted image as a dealmaker who would repair the broken culture in Washington … , this weekend was supposed to be a celebration. he had postpone a long-planned weekend trip to his winter home Mar-a-Lago, where a lavish $100,000-a-couple fundraiser on Saturday would extol his first year in office.
    On his first anniversary of his presidency on Saturday, with the stock market roaring and his poll ratings finally rising, he had planned to rest at his Mar-a-Lago estate in Florida, feted by friends and admirers.

    His failure to win passage by Congress of a stop gap bill to maintain funding for the federal government further damaged his self-crafted image as a dealmaker who would repair the broken culture in Washington.

  • vukojebina_MΩment

    Also too,
    73.5 years to the day since the German brass tried to blow up Der Teppichfresser,
    48.5 years to the day since Neil Armstrong walked on the Moon,
    41 years since we shook off Watergate,
    Nine years since we swore in our first black president who didn’t play the saxophone.

  • Christopher Story
    • Lance Thrustwell

      That picture deserves a better caption.

    • Daniel

      I couldn’t help overhearing what you were saying about sealions.

      • A Monkfish in Anemone

        Please help me to understand do you have evidence that sealions were not always polite and only interested in understanding what evidence you have for the unfortunate opinions you hold?

    • Elendira

      and then the murders began …

  • Bill D. Burger
    • Ryan Denniston

      What else did we get? The Wolf of Wall Street, Interstellar, The Martian, The Adjustment Bureau (my bad). Still…. Good movies, right?

    • proudgrampa

      Well, there are facts, and there are alternative facts.

      • Toomush Stability

        Or “lies” as I’ve taken to calling them. I’m going to trademark it…

        • proudgrampa

          Then you can license it, and then you’ll make a whole lot of moolah! I like the way you think…

  • IdiotsforPalin

    Getting lots of nasty grams from mouth frothing DeadBreitbarts after posting the following:
    A shutdown falls on the President’s lack of leadership. He can’t even control his party and get people together in a room. A shutdown means the President is weak.”
    ~Donald Trump, 2013
    Here’s an example:
    husseinobamathemuslimplant
    a shutdown means obama’s ILLEGAL daca is being exposed,not to bright are ya?
    3:21 p.m., Saturday Jan. 20 | Other comments by husseinobamathemuslimplant

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      What? Is that English?

      • redarmyzombie

        Da.

    • Magma Cardhole jesterpunk

      Do they know Bamz isnt president?

    • Master Contrail Program

      To bright or not to bright. That is the question.

    • IdiotsforPalin

      Here’s another fine, well thought out reply:
      Damien Sandow
      You are full of schit – blocked!
      3:18 p.m., Saturday Jan. 20 | Other comments by Damien Sandow

      • IdiotsforPalin

        Another:Sexual Chocolate
        “You can keep your doctors, you can keep your plan…”
        – Obama
        3:15 p.m., Saturday Jan. 20 | Other comments by Sexual Chocolate

        • IdiotsforPalin

          Does anyone know what IS is?:
          kinetiq
          Anyone seeing pansy Barry would agree that it doesn’t need a shutdown to know the Manchurian was a weakling…look how he did nothing about IS for years.
          3:16 p.m., Saturday Jan. 20 | Other comments by kinetiq

          Reply to kinetiq

          • Magma Cardhole jesterpunk

            ISIS?

          • 🍁 Møøse Fuddlin’ Girl Guide 🍁

            To be or not to be: It depends on what the meaning of ISIS is is.

            Or something like that.

          • Daniel

            Islamic State.

        • Master Contrail Program

          Wow, a lot of former WWE “superstars” with too much time on their hands.

          • 🍁 Møøse Fuddlin’ Girl Guide 🍁

            You should see all the “footballers” who post to the Daily Fail and the “hockey players” who post to the CBC’s board and r/Canada. I had no idea that “Pavel Buré” had swallowed so much KKKhristian KKKool-aid from his wife D.J. Tanner and her idiot brother Mike Seaver. Must be the result of too many fights in the boxing rink.

          • Master Contrail Program

            Don’t be Russian to judgment now.

          • 🍁 Møøse Fuddlin’ Girl Guide 🍁

            Teh Rooskie hosers picked a fight with the wrong country…

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vjcr0_NKEA

            (…and this was junior hockey…)

        • Toomush Stability
      • Lordpnut

        Eloquent.

    • Magma Cardhole jesterpunk

      Lets see if I get banned over there.

    • vukojebina_MΩment

      He HAD a deal earlier in the week, then he shitholed it.

      • Lordpnut

        Shitshacked it, please.

    • Magma Cardhole jesterpunk
      • IdiotsforPalin

        Nice job….now wait for the 3rd grade replies

        • Magma Cardhole jesterpunk

          I got one reply about releasing some memo.

          • IdiotsforPalin

            Oh the one repuke staffers wrote with Nunes stank all over it?

          • Magma Cardhole jesterpunk

            Yeah the memo Nunes wrote then he found it and showed other republicans.

          • “M”

            Keystone Cops, but with real nukes & treason

    • redarmyzombie

      “not to bright”

      Hoo boy, so this is the mental caliber we’re dealing with here…

    • Magma Cardhole jesterpunk

      Wow they really dont know anything. This was in response to me saying the GOP control all 3 branches of the federal government.

      Whynot be great again222 24 minutes ago

      WRONG. MORON.

    • Daniel

      “Not to bright”.

      Beautiful.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Republicans: “Our Agenda for MurriKKKa has be interrupted.”

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUAlTunXcAMLycL.jpg

    • Christopher Story

      Again, 1984 was a warning to future generations, not a God damned instruction manual.

      • 🍁 Møøse Fuddlin’ Girl Guide 🍁

        The irony of that being the year of Reagan’s second term… and now we get the reboot nobody asked for.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Los Angeles___ representing and resisting.
    ~ applause~

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUAd97OWkAUvsu5.jpg

  • Bill D. Burger
  • Bill D. Burger
  • Bill D. Burger
    • Christopher Story

      I could watch this for hours. Maybe the government can recoup some of the money he’s cost us by offering tickets to viewings. You know, like a zoo. We all get to sit around eating McDonald’s and KFC and drinking Diet Coke while he has water and gruel. Popcorn too, so we have something to throw at him.

  • vukojebina_MΩment

    I want to thank all the marchers and everybody who was there in spirit. I have not felt so upbeat and hopeful about hummin’ beans in a long time. Time to roll up our arms and get to work!

    • Phried Ω

      Oww!

    • Marion in Savannah

      May I please roll up my sleeves instead?

      • vukojebina_MΩment

        Not if you want regular or premium.

      • Lordpnut

        I’d prefer to roll up my pantlegs…were I wearing any.

  • Celtic_Gnome

    I can’t share my favorite Trump moment, because it hasn’t happened yet. That’ll be when hee’s frog-marched out of the White House in baby-sized handcuffs by Mr. Mueller.

    • Parakeetist

      Preach

    • mappo

      That’ll do, but I really want to see him carried out of the White House on a stretcher after he strokes out from hearing that Mueller’s on his way over with an arrest warrant.

  • BMW

    For all the dickheads using the stock market as evidence that Trump has had a successful year as president…
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0c323cba4d5976f1536f1808e08d390a44f6789f575334820f969ac4f06c0330.png

  • Marion in Savannah

    Ah… The Party Of Personal Responsibility:

    Representative Patrick Meehan, a Pennsylvania Republican who has taken a leading role in fighting sexual harassment in Congress, used thousands of dollars in taxpayer money to settle his own misconduct complaint after a former aide accused him last year of making unwanted romantic overtures to her, according to several people familiar with the settlement.

    A married father of three, Mr. Meehan, 62, had long expressed interest in the personal life of the aide, who was decades younger and had regarded the congressman as a father figure, according to three people who worked with the office and four others with whom she discussed her tenure there.

    https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/20/us/politics/patrick-meehan-sexual-harassment.html

  • Mr. Blobfish
    • An Outhouse for the résistance

      Okay, okay, what’s the problem Donald? Do you have to go? What do you you have to go?

  • Donkey Option
  • Most Stable Land Shark
  • Lefty Wright

    Actually, we need to keep a constant list of the top 100 Trump fuckups and attempts to destroy the country. He is doing the same thing he did during his campaign, throwing out so much bullshit, lies, and regressive policies you cannot keep up with them all. A weekly reminder, updated periodically, of all the crap he has done since he got elected, including the staff who have been fired, quit, or indicted, would keep the immense volume of treachery known as Donald Trump front and center. On second thought, let’s make that a top 500 list, although even that would require some significant paring down.

  • IdiokraticKulturKommissar
  • Bub the very stable zombie

    “It got out of control. Everybody thought it was cool. They wanted to be cool.”

    FFS

    https://twitter.com/JennaMC_Laugh/status/954814964530925569

    • Lord Jim

      The White House culture of middle school social mobility.

  • BadKitty904
  • Tweeting and golfing, golfing and tweeting.

    Surprising that we don’t get the golf livetweet.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/68d7cf02eb89cb94e9d707ca8b1917f067ab8d207d607f6faa3c97898d0fa633.jpg

    • phoenix00

      Notice he still hasn’t actually sunk one.

      • An Outhouse for the résistance

        His own balls with his chunky thighs.

    • therblig

      not “hole-in-one” 18 times? rocket man did it.

    • Lordpnut

      I doubt he has the processing power to pull it off.

  • Herewegoagain

    Donny Trump flip-flopping has confused everyone and brought the political system to the breaking point. Back in November 2016, the Electoral College, in its wisdom, selected a man to be president who 61 percent of voters felt was unqualified and 63 percent felt lacked the right temperament to be president.

    The voters were, of course, correct about Donald Trump, and the government shutdown stems from those facts…………….he is an idiot

  • Kryptonian Canis

    It wasn’t all just live tweeting Fox & Friends between golfing vacations every weekend. There were also two scoops of ice cream, Starburst segregation parties, and cheeseburgers in bed! … also unconstitutional emoluments, money laundering, conspiracy against the United States, and Stupid Watergate –but you know, who’s counting? (Robert Mueller is counting.)

  • 3FingerPete
  • harryr

    Anarchy “a situation in which there is no organization and control, especially in society, because there is no effective government”.( Collins English Dictionary). The USA today.

    • Daniel

      I disagree, first with this definition of anarchy being used to describe an actual political system, because this doesn’t include what actual anarchist societies have looked like or what anarchist thinkers and writers have argued for, and because you have an effective government.
      It’s just not effective for the electorate and population at large. It’s proving really effective for the obscenely wealthy and well connected. What you have is an occasionally competent oligarchy.

      • An Outhouse for the résistance

        Fuck Big Dictionary. Anarchy is horizontal organization and consensus.

        • Daniel

          I agree.

          All in favour?

    • Wonky “BeefTwister” McGoo

      sadly, there’s a lot of control.

  • rocktonsam

    Npr just noted Ellis island is turning away people .
    Is it starting?

  • Alexander Stallwitz

    “As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.” — H. L. Mencken

  • CeeQ

    My favorite Trump moment will be when he is forced from office in shame and disgrace, spat upon by the citizens of the country he tried to destroy from within so as to satisfy his Russian masters.

    • therblig

      mine will be when the russian oligarchs come to collect the money he owes them.

      • TundraGrifter

        I continue to believe that’s what keeps Paul Manafort up at night. And what keeps him from cutting a deal with Mr. Mueller.

        • Putin’s fabulous cocktails?

          • TundraGrifter

            Or a poisoned umbrella tip to the back of the calf.

          • BJW

            With just a touch of polonium. Yum!

        • therblig

          that’s why i wonder why he keeps requesting to have his house arrest lifted. does he really think there’s anywhere outside the us where he can go that they can’t get him?

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        Which they probably would have done had he not “won” the election.

      • CeeQ

        Omg will be best day ever

    • Teto85

      I am waiting for his perp walk.

  • IdiotsforPalin

    I will repost what I posted at Breitbart:
    A shutdown falls on the President’s lack of leadership. He can’t even control his party and get people together in a room. A shutdown means the President is weak.”
    ~Donald Trump, 2013

  • La forza del resistino

    Shutdown?. Deemed essential staff, Jared, Ivanka and KAC are on the job today.
    Stay calm and try not to face palm. Carry on.

    • Rooster Cogburn105

      In an administration based on incompetent liars, one could argue that “incompetent liar” would qualify as “essential personnel”

      True story, when we had an workplace emergency at our bed-and breakfast by the-sea (kids wouldn’t come in from the playground back to their housing unit), the Recreation Specialist asked me if he was considered “essential” as nonessential staff was sent home.

      My response: “if you have to ask, the answer is ‘no'”, and we’ll let you know if one of their demands includes a soccer ball” https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a7cb1a6bbddedc80d49f53c7db85c535446c872cb55199e39d96bdfc12c5c89d.jpg

  • Nephilim

    Trump year one:
    Immediately began a war with mainstream media because they dared to compare Trump’s inauguration attendance to Obama’s when he took office in 2009. It was less, that’s all. But this began his was with the media he called, “enemies of the people”. He has denied accusations of sexual harassment even though over 17 women have been victims of his perversities. He has denied accusations of collusion with Russia in the election process in 2018. But all intelligence agencies national and allies have proven Russian interference in U.S. 2018 favoring Trump. After an investigation by the FBI was started, he fired the FBI director. He continues to insult and threaten North Korea with war. He pushed passage of wealthy-friendly legislation. He signed “the Muslim ban” executive order. He ignited outrage when he said there were “bad people” on both sides of a white supremacist demonstration where a counter protester was killed by a white nationalist with his car. Although he and GOP have failed to repeal Obamacare, he has sabotaged the health care act with executive orders that he criticized previous Presidents for. He has withdrawn from environmental treaties, trade treaties, and threatening withdrawal from military treaties. Foreign governments can’t trust our word when given. His biggest “victory” is the passing of a tax overhaul, that will add trillions to the debt so corporations, the wealthy, and the financial institutions, can pay less taxes.

  • Pierre_de_Fermat

    SHUTDOWN! Day 1
    //twitter.com/JonahNRO/status/954719136801804289

  • Kryptonian Canis
  • An Outhouse for the résistance

    My favorite Trump moment? The ACA is still law and he is missing his party. Tuck Frump.

  • Riley Whodat Venable

    Robyn in silly. We all know the world started in 4044 BC.

    /s

    • Last Hussar

      4004BC

      • Riley Whodat Venable

        Sorry. Typo.

        • Last Hussar

          Yeah, get your science right!

      • TundraGrifter

        BCE?

        • Lordpnut

          Heathen.

    • TundraGrifter

      October 23rd – at 9 am. Which, if memory serves from one of my college classes, was the traditional date and time for the beginning of the term at Cambridge.

      • Riley Whodat Venable

        Was that local time, or Greenich Mean Time?

  • TundraGrifter

    For Christmas I was given a copy of “Fantasyland” by Kurt Andersen, and it is a first-rate book! He is surprisingly cheerful, considering he must have spent a not insignificant part of his life telling people how to correctly spell his name. Anyway, it is very well-written, funny, contains a wealth of detail and so far has helped me understand how the Hell we got to were we are today. I certainly recommend it!

  • Last Hussar

    This is very good. Breaking every rule then saying the experts are to set in their ways.

    https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2018/01/29/jared-kushner-is-chinas-trump-card

    • very good.

      what a stupid entitled asshole.

      rich people really are a plague.

  • This also means that it is the anniversary of Kellyanne Conway wearing that ridiculous Gucci majorette outfit.

    Kellyanne, Trump wanted you to dress as a hussy, not a Hussar!

  • And also TIP US because we’ve gotta pay for our therapy bills somehow!

    It’s coming soon, trust me, YAY!!!1!1!
    https://youtu.be/nFZP8zQ5kzk

  • Pierre_de_Fermat

    Dear Dog what is happening? Another Bill K tweet …

    //twitter.com/BillKristol/status/954731547747405824

    • Rooster Cogburn105

      Clocks running backwards, dogs and cats living together, etc.

  • my favorite moment in the world of trump is EVERY FUCKING DAY’S DUMPSTER FIRE.

    today: a new front opened in the syrian meltdown.

    (also: rock on chicago woman’s march. my phone died but it was cold and delightful)

  • OrdinaryJoe

    National Russianspy Association.

  • Herewegoagain

    ‘ Making America Great Again ‘ is not going to happen with an unstable Real Estate Hustler like Donny in charge playing the Race Card and nursing Class War…

    • The third industrial revolution in the 18th century as result of the English Industrial Revolution…

    • The fourth industrial revolution underway – China has taken the lead courtesy of Donny Trump’s inward looking ideology ‘….pissing the – villagers and right wing hardliners in ear to keep in the oval office….

  • Rooster Cogburn105

    TRIGGER WARNING

    attributed to Stephanie Clifford, aka Stormy Daniels, on the Donald:

    “it looks like Alf’s nose” https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e087be079278b3eda7cd2aa61fe678b791370d7eb8502d583dd9063b0e2a4736.jpg

  • #CadetBoneSpurs Thank the stars for Senator Tammy Duckworth.

  • Tug Pols

    “500 billion years since Trump first took the oath of office” He said the oath of office, not quite the same thing.

    • Ω cynmac’s skipping the SOTU

      Fingers crossed behind his back.

  • Dog years, man, Dog years.

  • Ali Ketzle Ezell

    He also ate a lot.

    • Ω cynmac’s skipping the SOTU

      McDonald’s. KFC. Chocolate cake. Two scoops.
      But then the stories of how Mar-a-Lardo cannot pass a food safety inspection. And Donnie’s fear of poisoning.
      So much winning.

  • Melanie

    Gℴogle giving now 97 US dollars per/hr to complete esay tasks on the computer .. Work only for just few hours daily & spend greater time together with your relatives … Anyone can also apply this offer…on Sunday I got a new Land Rover Defender after I been earning $9908 this past six weeks .it’s actually the easiest-work but you wo’nt forgive yourself if you do not test this.!pe502v: http://GoogleNewHouseJornalsJobsReport1/easy/jobs ♥♥♥b♥y♥j♥♥h♥♥y♥♥a♥♥e♥y♥♥b♥x♥l♥♥♥u♥j♥l♥c♥♥♥t♥♥♥i♥s♥♥h♥♥p♥♥v♥p♥♥♥c♥♥z♥♥♥e:::::!hx05c:lh

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      Is this a plea for help Melania? Girl, give us a signal, and we’ll bust you out of the White House.

      • Ω cynmac’s skipping the SOTU

        She needs to learn Morse code. Although all of the botox and fillers would probably prevent her from using this signal.
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rufnWLVQcKg

        • Vagenda and Pee-ara

          Yeah, the fact that she can’t move her face could make the signaling difficult.

          I think it’s hilarious that an illegal immigrant, made up of fake parts, with a cheating husband, is America’s favorite Trump.

  • BPMM

    Good lord, he is a total ass wipe. I am so tired of all this winning. Can’t wait for the losing to start.

  • BPMM

    I am so glad he has “stopped the carnage”

  • Kate

    Favorite moments? I must say I have enjoyed the flood of creative nicknames for Dear Leader, my favorite of which is a tie between “Dolt45” and “Fat Donny Two Scoops.”

  • my2cents

    Never Fucking Forget Puerto Rico’s Paper Towels #toptenracism

  • Delu

    A date that will live on in infamy….

  • this country says it’s about
  • Mike

    You know we’re all the way down the rabbit hole and never coming back when the president can pay a porn star $130k to keep quiet and it doesn’t even make the top 20 deplorable things he’s done…
    My guess is nuclear winter by September if Mueller doesn’t hurry.

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