Oh hi! It’s time for your weekly top ten post, which falls on a VERY WEIRD NEWS WEEK, because it is the week we SUDDENLY FOR THE FIRST TIME learned Donald Trump is racist. Whoa if true, riiiiiight? But there were also many other stories, and some of them are in your top ten list, which is below!
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We shall now count down the top 10 stories of the week, chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
1. Roseanne Conner Does Not Deserve What Roseanne Barr Is About To Do To Her. Can’t we just have a Darlene show?
2. LO UNTO US A FUSION GPS TRANSCRIPT IS GIVEN! And we blogged it for SIX HOURS.
3. It’s Real Fuckin’ Obvious Why GOP Didn’t Want Us To Read The Fusion GPS Transcript. And we would know because, again, we blogged it for SIX HOURS.
4. Camp David: Trump Holds DREAMers Hostage For Wall, Ryan Wears Questionable Outfit. Such a weird ass press conference last weekend.
5. All The President’s Lawyers: WTF Is Going On With Rod Rosenstein? We have so many questions, and we are WORRIED.
6. Trump Declares Self ‘Like, Really Smart,’ Not Dumb Like Everybody Says. If you have to say it out loud, it’s probably not true, Donald.
7. Oprah 2020 Hopes Crash And Burn After Alex Jones Says Thing. RIP Oprah’s presidential wishes!
8. Oprah’s Speech Was Amazing, Now Shut Your Fucking Mouth. Can you believe it was THIS WEEK we were talking about that? Seems like a million years ago. Every week is one long hell now.
10. Deleted Comments: The Swiss Are Working On An Artificial Vagina. Well all righty then!
So there you go. Those are your top ten most clicked upon stories, according to Beyoncé. They are very good stories!
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