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Strangely enough, possibly because the world is full of globalists who fail to watch Fox News and didn’t even vote for Donald Trump, a whole bunch of foreigns are reacting to Donald Trump’s comments about “shithole countries” as if he were a racist instead of merely an honest man who just calls ’em as he sees ’em. Maybe because he’s so honest about being a racist.

Here’s UN Human Rights spokesman Rupert Colville condemning Trump’s comments at a meeting in Geneva.

“I’m sorry, but there’s no other word one can use but racist,” Colville said, responding to reporters at a news conference in Geneva, Switzerland. “You cannot dismiss entire countries and continents as ‘shitholes’ whose entire populations, who are not white, are therefore not welcome.”

OK, yeah, but YOUR name is RUPERT! Think that’s some kind of tough guy name? Cause it isn’t. It’s not tough at all.

Since Trump singled out Haiti for extra criticism, wondering “Why do we need more Haitians?” and adding “Take them out,” you might expect Haiti’s government would be pretty pissed at us, not that we’d even know, because of course Trump hasn’t even nominated an ambassador to Haiti. And now he might just not, ever, to teach them a lesson about being all Haitian and stuff. Haiti’s government nonetheless condemned Trump’s remarks as racist, and summoned US charge d’affaires Robin Diallo to explain his country’s alleged leader’s alleged remarks.

Hugo Martinez, El Salvador’s foreign minister, acted as if Trump were somehow capable of shame, pointing out that “a good part of those who helped rebuild New Orleans after Katrina were Salvadoran. I feel proud to be Salvadoran.” Which is all fine and well, but has the foreign minister of El Salvador, whose name sounds suspiciously Mexican, ever stood for “The Star Spangled Banner” during a football game? DIDN’T THINK SO. Also, US Ambassador to El Salvador Jean Manes tweeted, in Spanish,

I have had the privilege to travel around this beautiful country and meet thousands of Salvadorans. It is an honor to live and work here. We remain 100% committed.

It’s only a matter of time before Trump demands Manes be investigated for treason. You don’t betray your president like that.

Some of the foreigns got downright disrespectful of the Great Man. Somalia’s information minister, Abdirahman Omar Osman, suggested to CNN that the comments sounded so insane that no real president would say them:

It sounds like fake news to me […] If it’s real, it doesn’t need a response. Those comments do not deserve a response.

Stands to reason someone in Somalia would be pretty adept at finding shade.

Former Mexican president Vicente Fox gave Trump precisely the reply he deserved:

The government of Botswana summoned the US ambassador to “clarify,” no doubt in the greatest possible discomfort, “whether Botswana is regarded as a ‘shithole’ country” and also to explain why “President Trump must use this descriptor and derogatory word when talking about countries with whom the U.S. has had cordial and mutually beneficial bilateral relations for many years.” It’s one hell of a press release:

Kenyan political cartoonist Victor Ndula offered this VERY WHITE House Map of Africa:

In what may do a great deal to impress #NotAllAmericans upon the foreigns, the US Ambassador to Panama, John Feeley, said the hell with it, because he just can’t represent a shithole country. In his resignation letter, Feeley wrote,

As a junior foreign service officer, I signed an oath to serve faithfully the President and his administration in an apolitical fashion, even when I might not agree with certain policies.

My instructors made clear that if I believed I could not do that, I would be honour-bound to resign. That time has come.

Yep. It’s gotten to the point where even MR. FEELEY is too embarrassed to stand for Donald Trump.

And finally, there’s the linguistic puzzle faced by foreign news outlets trying to explain, once again, the American “president.” We think this Croatian paper got it just about right, even if the Daily Beast’s Andrew Kirell had to correct his translation:

Kirell also added a note from a reader who explained the term “the place wolves fuck” best describes “godforsaken places in the middle of nowhere.” You know, like “Outer Bumfuck.”

The Outer Bumfuckian foreign minister expressed shock and horror at any comparison to Donald Trump, and requested an immediate apology.

And now it is your OPEN THREAD.

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  • Carpe Vagenda
    • Mentally Stable Ron

      = ‘We got caught. But we’ll never admit it.’

    • CindyinEncinitas

      My kid almost got addicted to heroin in jail and he said the guards knew he was high and they didn’t give a shit because he was quiet.

  • Trump’s Potemkin Village

    In that picture…needs more Aquanette.

  • Beanz&Berryz

    I think Vicente is a Wonkette reader and got his comment from I’m here. So, of course esta correcto.

    • Roadstergal

      Vincente Fox was the original Wonkette Non-Commenter.

      • Beanz&Berryz

        El nos enseno bienly

  • lucidamente
  • PubOption
    • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

      And Nickelodeon viewers of Canadian-import Nelvana cartoon shows of a certain age.

    • hendenburg2

      What is it with Brits and anthropomorphic clothed bears?

  • WotsAllThisThen

    What, wolves don’t like to fuck in nice hotels?

    • PubOption

      Or basements with exercise equipment?

  • Roadstergal

    I’m sorry, Kenyan Cartoonist, but there is no way Trump knows the word “Madagascar.”

    • doktorzoom

      He may have seen the cartoon.

      • WotsAllThisThen

        Or Perhaps Kelly was trying to teach him international strategy using the game Risk.

    • SterWonk

      Or “Maghreb”.

      No, not “MAGA”, “Maghreb”.

  • Nounverb911
    • Carpe Vagenda

      Wow, really? Hard to believe this pulled Yglesias away from his obsessive misogyny.

      • TJ Barke

        Broken clocks.

    • Rasilom

      I cant find the article but his refusal to aid Puerto Rico is fucking over hospitals everywhere. Turns out the majority of the sterile saline bages come from there and the production plants can not reliably run cause of the power problems. Severe shortages are starting.

      • Mentally Stable Ron

        He’s not a ‘consequences’ kind of guy.

        • Nounverb911

          Or ‘truth’ either (neither?)

      • YoBunnyBunny

        Yeah, I heard that PRs economy has a large medical manufacturing industry.

      • Little Lulu Ω

        Yes, friends in TEXAS – nurses – say the IV bag shortage is critical.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Round up all the GOPers and Trump Trash…..

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DTXuzb8U8AAVH_1.jpg

  • lucidamente

    You know how you say “the place where wolves fuck” in Slovenian?

    • Bigly smart jesterpunk

      Trump towers?

    • Rags

      morje do jezera

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Melania’s home!

  • Bill D. Burger
  • Bigly smart jesterpunk

    So I guess Trump will cut even more UN funding because of this right?

    • Mentally Stable Ron

      Prolly kill all foreign aid. Except to Israel.

      • Roadstergal

        These are halcyon days for Bibi.

  • Sheepshagger
  • Indiepalin

    Attila the Hun said much worse things about the Visogoths back in the 5th century. I don’t see Dick Durbin condemning Attila the Hun. Do you?

  • Bill D. Burger

    I saw on the innerwebs where the porn star that Trump’s lawyer paid off is a real pisser.

    http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/dpfy.gif

    • attitude devant

      Only a $130K! She wuz robbed!!!

  • Villago Delenda Est

    The entire world is laughing, uncomfortably, at how far the US has fallen in a mere year.

    • Roadstergal

      This year has really shown me how much the racists and oligarchs have been gnawing away, termite-like, at the foundations of our country. It wasn’t toppled in a year. They’ve been working on it.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Since the “Southern Strategy”. The trendline established by FDR, and reinforced by Truman, Eisenhower, Kennedy, and LBJ, needed to be turned. Tricky Dick to the rescue!

    • Mentally Stable Ron

      And what makes it worse is that Obama had pretty much – not entirely, but it was getting there – repaired the damage of 8 years of Shrub. Now? I worry that the reputation of the US will NEVER recover.

      • UnsaltedSinner

        The problem is that even if Americans elect someone good after Trump, the US will still be the kind of country that has proven itself capable of electing Donald Trump.

        • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

          We need de-Nazification, stat.

  • msanthropesmr
    • TJ Barke

      Beany attack!

    • lucidamente

      “Don’t make me watch any more stories about President Shithole! I promise not to dig in the garden!!”

  • TJ Barke

    E Pluribus Covfefe.

  • Bigly smart jesterpunk

    Will Tweety have a job by Monday or will Joy get her own show?

    • janecita

      Joy, Joy, Joy!!!

      • Bigly smart jesterpunk

        Move Joy to 8pm Eastern time right before Rachel and put Chris Hayes in Tweety’s spot.

        • janecita

          Sounds good!

        • weighmaster

          Is Tweety Chris Mathews?

          • Bigly smart jesterpunk

            Yes

          • weighmaster

            Thank you, apparently I missed the granting of the title.

    • OutOfOrbit

      mebbee starting tonight

    • shivaskeeper

      I failed to take into account that a black woman my get her break if he is tossed. Maybe they will keep him then,.

      • Bigly smart jesterpunk

        Shit, I hate that you might be right.

        • shivaskeeper

          So do I.

  • janecita

    “Place where wolves fuck,” sounds kind of poetic.

    • hendenburg2

      More like unpublished dirty book written by Maurice Sendak after he got disillusioned with children’s books

      • janecita

        “And the horny wolves roared their terrible moans, and gnashed their terrible dicks.”

        • vukojebina_MΩment

          Where the Wilder Things Are

  • Nounverb911
  • Baconzgood

    Where wolves fuck is an awesome title for an album

    • Beanz&Berryz

      Wherever they want

      • Baconzgood

        The follow up.

    • Thiazin Red

      It would absolutely need to be a black metal album.

    • maxneanderthal

      Follow up to “When Doves Cry”

  • Christopher Story

    I have actually managed the Herculean task of summoning the smallest modicum of sympathy for our president. If he in indeed actively, progressively declining in mental faculties, and we can see that from here, then the people surrounding him are truly monsters. They’re using this sick and broken man to get whatever they want with no regard to his own health or well being.

    • Thiazin Red

      However, he was always an asshole.

      • Beanz&Berryz

        Which is a nice way of saying a shithole.

    • shivaskeeper

      Nope. This is what he always was. Possibly with a little less filter than before, but this is his core. No sympathy.

    • maxneanderthal

      Thatcher was a gibbering, senile alcoholic at the end. Just checked my Give-a-fuck-o-meter…
      Nah, didn’t move..

    • Shan

      These are the same kind of people who’ve always surrounded him.

      • Christopher Story

        And I hope they eat him alive and serve up the remains to Mueller on a silver platter; I just realized that they are monstrous enough to do that. Use him up for everything they can get out of him, then cut bait and run with all the money stashed in shell companies and tax shelters. Like, not just the kids, even Pence and Mnuchin.

  • vukojebina_MΩment

    Donald Trump’s comments about “shithole countries” as if he were a racist instead of merely an honest man who just calls ’em as he sees ’em.

    … or as his defenders would say, calling a spade a spade.

    • Stable Genius Jack

      Just watch what the pot calls the kettle.

      • Occupied Shithole of Kavefish

        Anything it likes, so long as it’s not late for dinner?

        • Stable Genius Jack

          Badump bump!

    • Calling a spade a DAMNED BLACKAMOOR

  • jesuswasablack
  • janecita
  • Shibusa
  • Résistance Land Shark Ω

    In a meeting yesterday with lawmakers about restoring protections for immigrants from Haiti, El Salvador and African nations, President Trump was reported as asking, “Why are we having all these people from shithole countries come here?” The White House released the following statement regarding the report.

    For accuracy and context, the SPLC has annotated the statement:

    Certain Washington politicians choose to fight for foreign countries, but President Trump will always fight for the American people. [1]

    [1] The hundreds of thousands of immigrants who have been sheltered from deportation by Temporary Protect Status have built lives and paid taxes in the U.S. — some for decades — because of dangerous situations in their countries of origin. Many of those immigrants have children who are U.S. citizens.

    The President will only accept an immigration deal that adequately addresses the visa lottery system [2] and chain migration [3] — two programs that hurt our economy [4] and allow terrorists [5] into our country.

    [2] President Trump continues to erroneously disparage the visa lottery system, which allocates 50,000 visas to people from countries with low immigration rates. As CBS News has reported, “Interested and eligible applicants can only apply electronically – which often means long lines at Internet cafes in developing countries during the weeks-long entry period – and they are not, as Trump argues, ‘the worst of the worst,’ handpicked by their country’s government.”

    [3] Using the term “chain migration” is a scare tactic borrowed from anti-immigrant hate groups such as the Center for Immigration Studies. These groups back the concept through false data.

    [4] Immigrants help the economy.

    [5] Security experts say Trump’s immigration policies are making the country more — not less — susceptible to terrorism.

    Like other nations that have merit-based [6] immigration, President Trump is fighting for permanent solutions that make our country stronger [7] by welcoming those who can contribute to our society [8], grow our economy [9] and assimilate into our great nation. [10]

    [6] The “merit-based” system Trump has repeatedly endorsed represents a stealth attack on our immigration system that would begin to unravel the reforms of 52 years ago, when Congress discarded a racist quota system that discriminated against people who weren’t white and northern European.

    [7] Study after study has shown that immigrant communities make our country stronger and safer.

    [8] The White House’s bar for immigrants who “contribute” to U.S. society is absurdly high.

    [9] Immigrants of all education backgrounds and skill levels have historically contributed to this nation’s economy.

    [10] Anti-immigrant figures have used fears about the ability to assimilate to stoke opposition to certain immigrant groups over others (for instance, Haiti over Norway) since the nation began.

    He will always reject temporary, weak and dangerous stopgap measures [11] that threaten the lives [12] of hardworking Americans, and undercut immigrants who seek a better life in the United States through a legal pathway. [13]

    [11] Temporary Protected Status was created to protect people unable to return home safely due to conditions in their home country. Conditions in El Salvador, Haiti and Nicaragua — three countries that have lost TPS under the Trump administration so far — remain dangerous for many to return.

    [12] This comment repeats one of the Trump administration’s false assertions for stricter immigration — that immigrants commit more crimes than people born in the United States. Several studies have concluded that this is not true.

    [13] There are legal pathways to come to the United States and to stay in the United States. Temporary Protected Status was, like Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals, a legal way for immigrants to stay in the United States — and away from dangers that may be awaiting them in their country of origin. The future is uncertain even for those who have followed the strict guidelines of the U.S. government for staying in the U.S. DACA recipients, for example, do not currently have a path to obtain legal permanent resident status.

    This morning, President Trump denied using the slur. Senator Dick Durbin, who attended the meeting, has confirmed that it was used.

    https://www.splcenter.org/news/2018/01/11/annotated-white-house-justification-president-trumps-racist-remarks

  • William
  • From WaPo, a palate cleanser between shithole courses:

    Education Dept. awards debt-collection contract to company with ties to DeVos

    “The decision to award contracts to Windham Professionals and Performant Financial Corp. — a company DeVos invested in before becoming secretary — arrives a month after a federal judge ordered the department to complete its selection of a loan collector to put an end to a messy court battle. Windham and Performant beat out nearly 40 other bidders for contracts valued at up to $400 million, but their win may be short-lived if the losing companies fight the decision.”

    I have not confirmed that they are headquartered in Whitefish, Montana nor whether they have more than two employees.

    • Mentally Stable Ron

      ‘If’? What kind of idiot wouldn’t? I mean, slam dunk case or what?

  • alpacapunchbowl

    Oh fuck, it just occurred to me that I didn’t think to check what Roxane Gay has to say about this. BRB

  • Thiazin Red

    Learning other languages colorful metaphors is always interesting. It also makes me appreciate how difficult translations are, and how getting the spirit of the words across is challenging.

  • As you know, the Apprentice on many evenings was the number one show on all of television, a tremendous success.

    Not even close to being the number one TV show. Not even on the list, dude.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/06726d8f75d0912e94ab8a76dd27d4a1b259be3cee26cacbc810f38d46b5d654.jpg

    A TV show about waste management, i.e. shit had more viewers

    • Bigly smart jesterpunk

      Undercover boss did an episode in Trump’s properties?

      • Roadstergal

        It was about waste management, not waste mismanagement.

    • Spotts1701, Porg Wrangler

      Only one episode ever reached #1 for the week, and that was the very first season finale in 2004 (it beat out CSI for that week). As a series, the first season was the peak as it hit #7 for the year. The next year it fell out of the Top 10 and kept on falling.

      • Only number one for ONE WEEK?

        Pathetic.

        • Skeptical_thinker

          Weak!!1!!11eleventy1!!

  • Résistance Land Shark Ω

    “Where Wolves Fuck” … sung to the tune of “When Doves Cry” by Prince.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      I was thinking of the version sung by that other guy.

  • Sheepshagger
    • I like it! Evocative of Terry Gilliam’s cut and paste art on Monty Python

  • Nounverb911
    • OutOfOrbit

      while Special Council works feverishly to knit a watertight net

    • GoutMachine

      I’m so glad we didn’t elect that shrill woman to the job. Can you imagine?!

      • “M”

        Sexism as national security risk …

  • Bub the very stable zombie

    Tricky Dick is happy about this, anyway…

    https://twitter.com/Stonekettle/status/951941574132486144

  • Like Really Smart Radio

    Dammit disqus! “The Place Where Wolves Like to Fuck Radio” is too long for a name? I’m being persecuted! Help!

    • Raan

      You could always drop “like to”, since it was part of a mistranslation.

    • janecita

      Place where wolves fuck radio

    • Bigly smart jesterpunk

      Its not too long, and would be an interesting name.

      Also how is moving going?

      • Like Really Smart Radio

        It’s done!! Well…I’m not in the least bit unpacked, but all my stuffs are moved in! I’m currently sitting down to dinner with Mom and then we’re off to see The Post. Also, too, we both got carded, so my self-esteem feels nice.

        • Bigly smart jesterpunk

          Enjoy the movie and congratulations on getting carded. That didnt take long to get everything moved.

          • Radio Where Wolves Fuck

            No, the movers were pretty quick. They were finishing up just as the rain turned to snow.

    • vukojebina_MΩment

      Try it in Croatian.

    • Shan

      Wolffuckistan.

      • OutOfOrbit

        that + radio?

    • Occupied Shithole of Kavefish

      I feel fortunate. I was worried my recent re-designation would be nixxed by some Disqus auto-ejector-seat button for Excessive Potty-mouth-ish-ness

  • Victoria Ricola

    I think Winterfell is the place where wolves fuck?

    • Raan

      I thought it was Winterhold.

  • vukojebina_MΩment

    Is Trump a idiot?
    Does the wolf fuck in a shithole?

  • GunToting[Redacted]

    A friend of mine flew into Egypt today. He posted that the customs official asked “So, what brings you to our shithole country?” He was then detained for 4 hours. Yay international diplomacy!

    • hudson

      two can play this game, ya?

  • Bill D. Burger

    I hope someone shouts out at the SOTU: “What about your ‘shithole’ comments. Tell us about that!” OR …Mebbe’ just shout: “YOU SHITHOLE!” __ I like that better.

    “Did You Use the Word Shithole to Refer to African Nations” Was an Actual Question the President Got at His MLK Event

    https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/951860190504210432

    • Bigly smart jesterpunk

      He wont apologize ever, he doesnt think he is wrong.

      • Victoria Ricola

        He’s proud. He thinks it’s funny that he hurts people on an international level. He’s horrible.

        • Bigly smart jesterpunk

          https://www.cbsnews.com/pictures/wild-donald-trump-quotes/7/

          During a September 2015 appearance on “The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon,” Donald Trump was asked if he ever makes apologies. He responded:

          “I think apologizing’s a great thing, but you have to be wrong. I will absolutely apologize, sometime in the hopefully distant future, if I’m ever wrong.”

        • Bill D. Burger

          CNN reported less than an hour ago that he left ‘on a high’ for Mar a lago after being on the phone all night and assured by his supporters that his base “loved it.”

          He doesn’t give a damn about the damage to our reputation as a nation nor to the jeopardy he puts our troops and civilians in around the globe.

          • Victoria Ricola

            Like a maladjusted child with some bugs and a magnifying glass.

          • onedollarjuana

            Be a shame if the holes in his golf course turned out to be shitholes.

      • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

        Only those weaksauce beta cuck Canadians say soory. ‘Course, they don’t have to. Nobody is laughing at them, because they’re not a shithole with a racist asshole head of government. Give this hoser a round of applause…

    • Sheepshagger

      “Tell us about your shithole!”

  • William
    • Sheepshagger

      Man the voodoo guy has obviously been into his hair already.

    • Ling Ling

      Be specific, or someone might shave his back.

      • LeighBowery’sLuxuryComedy

        Doesn’t matter. It works just as well. And should anyone have some fingernail parings of his laying around, toss those in too..

    • Occupied Shithole of Kavefish

      THE.

      THE lock of his hair.

    • Lazyjay

      Why harm a horse. That is all that is on his head

    • Mentally Stable Ron

      Ooh, subtle.

    • TJ Barke

      Don’t fux with the voodoo…

    • Daniel

      Joke’s on them- he doesn’t have any.

    • doktorzoom

      I literally lol’d.

      LLOL?

  • JaveyDay

    Did you know that the Haitian people led the first successful slave rebellion in the New World? It began in 1791 and ended in 1804 with the removal of the French colonialists.

    However, in 1825, France sent a fleet of warships to circle the island and demanded repayment for their loss of income from those freed slaves. The legacy of this blackmail by white colonialists is still felt today. They paid the French the equivalent of $21 billion in today’s dollars. They didn’t pay the debt off until 1947, nearly 150 years later.

    • William

      Also interesting. The first person to die in out struggle for independence was a black man, or possibly mixed race. Right wing racists hate that. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crispus_Attucks

    • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

      Pat Robertson said they used witchcraft (voodoo, actually) to get away from the French and that’s why God punished them with an earthquake. You probably already knew this, but Pat Robertson’s mouth is also too a shithole.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Vu54KNDIHk

      • Beanz&Berryz

        In a reguritative loop.

        • JaveyDay

          He’s a one man human centipede.

    • TJ Barke

      They’re still being punished today.

    • Probably depends on how you define successful. There was a slave revolt in Columbia in 1530, and Columbia abolished slavery in 1851–12 years before America’s Emancipation Proclamation, but even to this day Cartengena has never had a black mayor.

    • Daniel

      Yes.

  • vukojebina_MΩment

    They’re gearing up for tourist season. https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/aBYWdX1_700b.jpg
    /oblig.

    • Mentally Stable Ron

      Consensual and everybody looks pretty happy and into it.

    • Kiri the Like, Smart Unicorn

      The Place Where Wolves Fuck Chamber of Commerce Welcomes You.

      • vukojebina_MΩment

        Phrasing!

  • Bitter Scribe

    What I want to know is, how do you say “shithole” in Slovenian?

    • Sheepshagger

      “Donald”

    • Shibusa

      Mar-A-Lago?

    • Raan

      According to Google Translate, “šimol”

    • Bub the very stable zombie

      “Trump”

    • Mike Minden

      Or as Melanoma would say: “wrong hole!”

  • Bub the very stable zombie

    Donnie is really doing future presidents a service when you think about it. How do you have a scandal after THIS shit show? The bar has been lowered – or raised, depending on your perspective – to the point where a president who is halfway human and can communicate in complete sentences is going to look like a cross between George Washington, Honest Abe, FDR and JFK by comparison.

  • Mike Minden

    “The place wolves fuck.”

    Isn’t that what they called the sex parties at Trump tower?

    • Cincinnatus

      “The Wolf of 5th Street”

    • onedollarjuana

      Except that wolves are noble animals.

  • Lazyjay
  • Nounverb911

    So what kind of reception will doonie get when he arrives at Shithole-a-Lago this afternoon?

    https://twitter.com/BillKristol/status/951591008722194437

    • Roadstergal

      His cooks. How much of someone else’s saliva has Drumpf been eating?

      • Raan

        That’s not saliva.

        • Roadstergal

          Tasty Alfredo!

      • gallbladder

        He’ll be eating something different tonight.

        • Nounverb911

          MacDonalds or KFC?

      • YoBunnyBunny

        Oh, he can order from McDs right???

    • Shan

      Too bad going on strike gets folks fired now.

      • TJ Barke

        Now?

        • Mentally Stable Ron

          They used to pretend they needed reasons.

        • Shan

          I remember the days when it actually WORKED.

    • onedollarjuana

      Explains clearly why he is afraid of being poisoned.

  • wide_stance_hubby

    So, that’s what ‘covfefe’ is!

  • Kiri the Like, Smart Unicorn

    Has Botswana declared war on us yet?

    • gallbladder

      Later today. Along with Togo.

      • SDGeoff3

        Rhode Island can’t be far behind.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      Only 1941 Japan and the Confederated States of America are stupid enough to do that.

      • onedollarjuana

        Except our fancy US military gear is run with Chinese computers. See any problem there?

      • Tetman Callis

        Nazi Germany and Fascist Italy did, also. And also also, I think Panama did, under Noriega, shortly before America invaded.

        • Beanz&Berryz

          I didn’t know about Panama. I was mostly aiming for the initiating belligerents, but you’re right.

    • maxneanderthal

      The No. 1 Ladies Anti-Trump Selective Country…

  • Martini A, very stable genius

    Today we are all in the place wolves fuck.

  • Kiri the Like, Smart Unicorn

    I would think that the “place wolves like to fuck” depends on the individual wolf.

  • Nounverb911
  • jesuswasablack

    Trump paying off porn-stars, GOP governor blackmailing bondage partner, gee what has happened to those good old family values?
    https://media.tmz.com/2017/11/21/1121-joe-barton-sext-sub-2.jpg

  • Spotts1701, Porg Wrangler
  • Shibusa
  • Bill D. Burger
    • JaveyDay

      Wouldn’t that make him a piss rich businessman? I’m talking dark, orange, foamy piss rich.

  • Lyly Sirivong

    Tom Hanks said cock. Tee-hee.
    https://youtu.be/CZzB9UIGKkY

    • Thiazin Red

      I love the Graham Norton show. Every chat show should get the people drunk as hell before/during the interview.

    • Shan

      I have never heard “horsecock” used like THAT before! AND BY TOM HANKS!

      • UnsaltedSinner

        Fun fact: You can be fined for calling a cop a horse cock in southern Norway, but it’s OK in northern Norway.

        • Daniel

          Where “Horsecock” is a very common surname. Southern Norway is where the rival family in that feud lived.

        • Shan

          I’ll remember that next time I go.

  • Bill D. Burger
    • doktorzoom

      DON’T DEAD
      OPEN INSIDE

      • Occupied Shithole of Kavefish

        Maybe someone’s been reading their Burroughs?

  • Daniel

    That cartoon is diplomatic. The cartoonist suggests:
    A) Trump knows what shape Africa is
    B) Trump has ever heard of “the Maghreb”
    C) Trump knows what Madagascar is and where it is
    and
    D) he knows the cardinal compass points.

  • jesuswasablack
    • Occupied Shithole of Kavefish

      Well, I guess now we know what he does during “Executive Time” when he’s not sleeping or tweeting.

      • jesuswasablack

        I think the presidential seal pin is a nice touch, gives the hood a hint of exclusivity!

  • Bill D. Burger
  • jesuswasablack
  • doktorzoom

    I should mention that this is not the first time I’ve come across “Where wolves fuck” — Cory Doctorow has one of his characters say it in his surprisingly optimistic post-apocalypse novel Walkaway.

    Of course, his first encounter with the term said it’s Serbian, so there’s a nice fight to be had about THAT.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      And I thought we were witness to original literariness

    • Lance Thrustwell

      Q: Where do wolves fuck?
      A: Anywhere they damn well please.

    • Daniel

      True fact: my grandfather was from Lima in Croatia, in the middle of nowhere (probably where wolves fuck). The family used to literally have to keep the wolves from the door- presumably some wanted either more warmth or privacy than the mountains offered- and the house was eventually knocked down by bears.

      • Beanz&Berryz

        Knocked down by bears?! An African hut in Croatia.

        • Daniel

          The story is they scratched themselves like Baloo against it until it collapsed. My grandfather was not a wealthy man.

          • Beanz&Berryz

            Cool story!

      • Covfefe

        In Betsy DeVos’ America, school houses get knocked down by bears. (It’s why we need guns in schools.)

    • doktorzoom
      • gallbladder

        Moon sodomy? I see a clever triple entendre there..

        • Beanz&Berryz

          “Mooning”

    • TJ Barke

      Know how I realized Doctorow wasn’t an ‘Merican? Cause Marcus called a flashlight a torch in Little Brother.

  • Lance Thrustwell

    Asshole, idiot, racist…

    Just need one more proven for the list: traitor.

    • Tetman Callis

      I’ll settle for proven felon.

  • Bill D. Burger
    • SDGeoff3

      I wonder if Christian is available for lunch…

    • gallbladder

      Precisely.

    • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

      Does Donald Son of Donald have any brilliant response to this?

      • Roadstergal

        “Of course it’s great over there! They only have white people!”

  • William
  • ManchuCandidate

    He claims the cannibals coming out tonight
    But we hear only white people claiming salvation
    They’re coming on a 12:30 flight
    The moonlit wings reflect the stars from a white shithole nation
    I stopped an old man along the way
    Hoping to find some old curses or ancient remedies
    He turned to me as if to say “Hurry boy, the Dotards are coming for you”

    It’s gonna take a lot to keep me from laughing at you
    There’s nothing that Donald Trump or more could ever do
    He says we have shitholes down in Africa
    Gonna take some time to mock the things he’ll never have

  • OrdinaryJoe

    Speaking of shitholes… who is covering the Dotard and the Porno Babe story here?

    • Lance Thrustwell

      Huh?

    • proudgrampa

      Tell me more…

      • OrdinaryJoe

        WSJ story today that he paid porn celebrity $150k hush money in late 2016 to cover his tracks involving relationship they had in 2007. Story is detailed and well sourced. Story was starting to smolder in 2016 with tattle tale rags then died out totally because woman went off the radar after initially seeming to be ready to tell all. Seems dubious to me that she would cave on a story like that for a measly $150k just before the election. I can think of a couple of people in porn publishing who would have given her seven figures for her details.

        • Celtic_Gnome

          National Enquirer bought the story for $150K and then killed it for their good friend, Donald.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “I say something mean about other people and then they get bigly mad! Who do they think they are! Fake outrage!”
    — Donald Trump

    • gallbladder

      “The Boy Who Cried ‘Fake!'”

  • Shibusa
    • hudson

      our guy’s entire track record is rooted in nursing a bone spur that is nasty enough dodge draft and ok enough to be a proclaimed “athelete”.

  • Robbertjan Brandenburg

    I am going to repost this. Dutch Tweeps are on this but any help is welcomed:

    Guys? Did you know the story about Harry Leslie Smith? https://twitter.com/Harrysl

    After I found out he never received a Dutch medal for his work liberating The Netherlands I took it as my personal objective to give this man a medal.

    Todat I got news from our defence department that the British have denied any form of decoration from foreign governments but that I can commend hem for the Thank You Liberator Medal and all I have to do is provide the Dutch army with his addres and the British militairy attaché will provide him the medal.

    What is the best way to get his address you reckon?

  • SpudRaider

    I think that poor Donald has taken enough body blows… Out of mercy please Mr. Mueller knock him out.

  • Bigly smart jesterpunk

    The real reason Ecuador wants to kick Assange out is he stinks and never showers.

    https://nypost.com/2018/01/12/julian-assanges-grubby-ways-might-be-behind-embassy-boot/

    Political asylum stinks for Julian Assange!

    The exiled WikiLeaks founder’s bad hygiene is one reason Ecuador’s embassy in London wants to boot him, according to a report Friday.

    The 46-year-old document leaker— who has been holed up in the embassy since 2012 — is a slob who rarely bathes, a “well-placed” source told the International Business Times.

    “It seems he doesn’t wash properly,” the source, who has visited Assange at the embassy, told the site.

    • Bigly smart jesterpunk

      In 2012, Jérémie Zimmermann, a friend and former colleague of Assange, said friends often have to force him to bathe.

      “Unless the people around him force him into the shower, he might not change his clothes for days,” Zimmermann said.

      • JaveyDay

        If you want to live alone in your own stinky squalor, fine. But when you’re a “guest” somewhere, that stink don’t fly.

      • SDGeoff3

        There were a few like that in college. They were quite content to sit by themselves in the cafeteria.

    • Thiazin Red
      • theCryptofishist

        Dammit! In the time I took to watch this, there were at least 100 more posts.

    • Occupied Shithole of Kavefish

      It takes a special talent to cultivate a smell that matches your name.

    • proudgrampa

      Those damn Swedes…

    • mailman27

      Bannon’s soulmate.

    • Ellie

      Why doesn’t someone just hose him down?

    • Rebel Scum with permit

      The Ecuadorians should have realized that in Assanges case, that old rule about fish and houseguests should have been taken literally.

    • theCryptofishist

      No wonder he has to rape women.

  • Nounverb911

    Florida, he’s your problem now….
    https://twitter.com/markknoller/status/951931541365587968

    • Spotts1701, Porg Wrangler

      Off to his own personal shithole.

      • therblig

        Merde-a-Lago
        Mierda Lago
        Trump Resorts

      • theCryptofishist

        Quick, somebody set that to Private Idaho!

        • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

          Or the Bermuda Triangle.

  • Thiazin Red

    Some old Top Gear episodes were on and it made me kind of want to become famous so I could go on the show and horrify them with my car history.

    Cars I’ve had: 1993 Geo Storm
    1994 Plymouth Acclaim which was two different colors
    1986 Toyota Supra (this was in 2002)

    Granted the Supra ran really well and never gave me trouble like the other two. However it has a bad smell that you couldn’t get rid of, holes in the seats with metal bits coming out and at some point someone must have tried to paint it with a broom.

    • proudgrampa

      I had a Toyota Celica (1976. I think) that I had made the mistake of transporting some Steak Teriyaki to a party. Long story short, I had to make an emergency stop and the teriyaki marinade spilled all over the passenger seat.

      I never did get that smell out.

      proudgramma made me get rid of it.

    • doktorzoom

      Good news! The Dacia Sandero now has a sun roof!

    • Relativicus

      That was the only reason I wanted to be famous.

      • Thiazin Red

        Pretty much, being famous looks like it eats otherwise.

  • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist
    • BMW

      The book came out a week ago. I thought the collective press would have had the whole thing read by now.

    • theCryptofishist

      I so want to say, “Wouldn’t his dick fall off” but it’s wrong. Wrong.

  • maxneanderthal

    Trumps mental map of Africa. Warning: likely (i.e.fucking certain) to be offensive….
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c199cba9a610070ebb5dceda767144d7669fb731a321274fbeadcc592e323626.jpg

    • Ling Ling

      What is an “airing cupboard”?

      • maxneanderthal

        A clothes closet- usually contains the insulated domestic hot water tank in europe, so warm and dry 24/7

      • Occupied Shithole of Kavefish

        It’s where you keep your grievances between Festivus each year.

    • FauxAntocles

      IOW, the official Fux News map…

    • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

      lol, where is this graphic from?

  • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist
    • proudgrampa

      Not Soon Enough.

    • Raan

      My gut tells me he’s trying to put pressure on them.

  • proudgrampa

    Wow. Whoever wrote that press release from Botswana, let’s have them run for president!

    • WomanInThePersistence

      I have long been a fan of Botswana. Serioisly.

      • proudgrampa

        They got their shit together…

  • La forza del resistino

    Fox pundits are blaming Dick Durbin for spilling the beans after a private meeting only to embarrass Donald. Adolf never had leakers of private meets leading up to the final solution discussions and was spared the embarrassment.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      I like Dick Durbin.

      • La forza del resistino

        Tom Cotton in the same room had cotton in his ears and didn’t recall anything.

        • Rebel Scum with permit

          He had a bad case of Sessionitis. It can really do a number on hearing and memory.

    • Spotts1701, Porg Wrangler

      “It’s not that Donald said racist and indefensible things. It’s that someone snitched on him!”

      • Beanz&Berryz

        The leaker is always the real problem.

    • Victoria Ricola

      Like Paul Ryan wouldn’t have walked directly to a news microphone if he was in a “shithole” meeting with Obama or Biden.

    • SDGeoff3

      Someone should tell them that like themselves, Trump embarrasses the concept of Truth on a daily basis.

    • onedollarjuana

      However, Adolf had a little trouble with a briefcase that one time.

      • SDGeoff3

        And we are certain Trump’s team is aware of that.

  • BearGHAZI

    How the fuck does Croatia not have a compound word for ‘shit’ then ‘hole’? I mean, vukojebina is the coolest word I’ve ever seen defined, BUT STILL

    • Daniel

      It probably does, it just doesn’t mean the same thing as in the US.

      • theCryptofishist

        Profanity changes over time and space. For instance, in England the term “bloody” is the biggest swear word. From “God’s Blood,” i.e. the bloody shed by Christ on the Cross. At one point, “God’s Wounds” or “Zounds” was up there as well. And fuck and shit at that time were more or less normal words.
        Alternately, putting shameful next to joy doesn’t work, so we imported Schadenfreude.

        • Daniel

          Define “biggest swearword”.

          • theCryptofishist

            Most offensive. Most profane.

          • Daniel

            Then “bloody” is not the biggest swear word in England. It’s considered pretty mild.

          • theCryptofishist

            Okay.

    • hudson

      it prolly does only the translator prolly does not know the context.

    • h4rr4r

      Because idioms don’t translate like that.

      Shithole in Croatian might simply mean outhouse.

    • shivaskeeper

      Colloquialisms are hard to translate. You can’t translate directly so you have to find something similar.

  • TJ Barke

    If anybody hasn’t seen this yet, I highly recommend it, hat tip to Blarney: http://www.citjourno.org/page-1

    • SDGeoff3

      Wow. Excellent. Many many thanks and deep bows!

    • Lance Thrustwell

      Holy shit that is fascinating. I’m gonna curl up with that later tonight. Thanks TJ! And thanks Blarney.

    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      Jeebus Tapdancing Christo! If 10% of this article is true and accurate, Mueller is on a vastly different investigation. Trump is only ONE player is what is a Russian controlled enterprise.

      And, of course, it’s all about the money.

  • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

    President Donald Trump was apparently unaware that not all—in fact, the vast majority—of welfare beneficiaries are not black as recently as last March, according to a new report.

    In the spring of 2017, the newly elected president met with members of the Congressional Black Caucus. During that meeting, one of the members mentioned to Trump that welfare reform would be detrimental to her constituents— adding, “Not all of whom are black,” according to NBC News.

    The president was incredulous. “Really? Then what are they?”

    http://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-welfare-black-white-780252?utm_campaign=NewsweekTwitter&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=Social

  • alpacapunchbowl

    Dear Croatian translator: As tickled as I am by the phrase “where wolves fuck”, I would suggest you find another phrase that gets at the heart of what he meant when he said “shithole”. Hint: it’s not about the place so much as it is about… the shared attribute of the people *from* the place.
    Signed,
    Former translator who knows how hard it can be to capture the sense and meaning and tone at the best of times and doesn’t envy you having to try and suss out what the fuck Don the con is on about

    • theCryptofishist

      Do you suppose the Serbians used the same word?

      • Daniel

        Yes.

    • Rebel Scum with permit

      I think the Croatian expression might be closer to “hick” or “yokel”?

      • where alpacas fuck

        I don’t know anything about the Slavic languages.
        As for hick or yokel, what word do they use to describe Americans?

        • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

          Trump. It’s the universal term.

  • Nounverb911
    • Thiazin Red

      Yeah, this is completely unsurprising.

      But there was totally no misogyny in the coverage, Clinton/women everywhere are just crazy for saying that!

    • Victoria Ricola

      Hardball with Joy Reid.

    • Shan

      TIme’s up!

    • capnkrunch
      • Daniel

        “Other than the times he did those things when did he do those things?”

        • Relativicus

          “Name 465 Times he did that. Go on, I’ll wait.”

      • shivaskeeper

        IOW, no evidence will be enough evidence.

  • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

    Wasn’t Wolf Fucker the name of a rather infamous SFB we had here awhile back?

    • TJ Barke

      Don’t invoke that shithead.

      • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

        DON’T INVOKE TEH BEAR!

    • Bigly smart jesterpunk

      Wolf Tracker but close enough. It is also Chris Cillizza.

      • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

        Wolf Blister’s cousin, I take it.

        • Bigly smart jesterpunk

          Might be, he Cillizza is the dumb one in the family.

    • WomanInThePersistence

      Wolf Tracker, I think. And he was mighty annoying.

    • theCryptofishist

      Also the name of one of Hitler’s hideouts.

    • Eileen Besse

      Wolf Tracker, I remember him UNfondly….

  • William
  • Relativicus

    Omg, the world is still talking about that??? This shithole business is an entire pornstar payoff and “Tax Officials reduce Trump’s tax bill on D.C. hotel by nearly $1 million” ago.

  • William

    Make no mistake. This has nothing to do with geography, a nations wealth or living standard. It has everything to do with color. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/18acf63571154b3fe1b6efca353bdd4bc3d956067fa9416e521b896de8122ef4.jpg

  • Jenny

    So the scarf I was knitting for my daughter (and I posted a while back) is now complete. Just in time for a cold snap.

    She wore it today, and lost it somewhere.

    Edit: We re-traced her steps and found it on the ground half a block away.

    Welp. Gonna make something for me now because I’ve knitted stuff for every kid and my mother and dammit it is time for me to have a nice thing!

    So cowl or a blanket?

    • Sophia

      Blanket & can you make one for me as well. It’s fucking cold here!

    • Occupied Shithole of Kavefish

      Of the two options, I’d pick cowl since there’s no telling how soon Shithole in Chief will hit the big button, and a blanket might take too long.

    • maxneanderthal

      My sisters business always needs knitters- shameless plug..
      http://quernstone.co.uk/

      • data_ninja

        “That place is a knithole!” –DJT

        • maxneanderthal

          Groan..

        • Mehmeisterjr

          Thanks for that purl of wisdom.

  • BMW

    Any ideas on what kind of encounter was the money supposed to keep her from talking about?
    https://www.wsj.com/articles/trump-lawyer-arranged-130-000-payment-for-adult-film-stars-silence-1515787678

    • Nounverb911

      AOT,K.

    • Bigly smart jesterpunk

      How tiny his dick is and how he couldn’t get it up without using 2 toothpicks and some duck tape?

      • Rebel Scum with permit

        He has enough money to buy a penis pump

        • Bigly smart jesterpunk

          Yeah but you kind of need something to begin with.

        • Mehmeisterjr

          ♫ ‘Cause baby there ain’t no sex toy big enough
          Ain’t no wee hands small enough
          Ain’t no brain thick enough
          To keep me from shit holing you babe… ♫

    • therblig

      premature?

    • Smoke O’Hontas

      I’m guessing it involved a pair of tweezers and a magnifying glass. Or pee. Probably assault. And pee.

  • Nounverb911
    • TJ Barke

      Christ…

    • GoutMachine

      Well, he sure did a great job deflecting from that book!

      • gallbladder

        So, I guess war with North Korea is next?

        • Bigly smart jesterpunk

          He is threatening South Korea and threatening to cut off aid to them unless North Korea gives up their missiles.

          • gallbladder

            That is…um…wow.

          • Bigly smart jesterpunk

            It was in this mornings wonkagenda.

          • mailman27

            9th dimensional… Nah, nevermind. He. Knows. Nothing.

          • shivaskeeper

            That fact that he can’t really tell the two apart, or to understand that North and South Korea are not allies is something else. I got nothing for this.

          • Bigly smart jesterpunk

            I think he thinks that if he threatens them both they will like him and give him a win or something? Or if they go to war Brian Williams will call him very presidential for bombing both countries.

          • shivaskeeper

            I can’t really tell anymore.

          • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

            He’s going to nuke one of the Dakotas. Or BOT,K.

        • Nounverb911

          You’ll know when he pulls the US Olympic Team from the Olympics….

    • proudgrampa

      This week is so last week…

    • hudson

      he’s so good at managing media cycles. and get’s away with so much. how are we going to top this daily fix?

      • SDGeoff3

        …tapping pencil on desk…AH! State of the Union Address!

        • Nounverb911

          All together now.

          YOU LIE!
          YOU LIE!
          YOU LIE!
          YOU LIE!
          YOU LIE!

    • Victoria Ricola

      I’m exhausted.

  • proudgrampa

    Her name is Stormy Daniels…

    Wow. Just wow.

  • theCryptofishist

    Given their preferences, wolves like to fuck in mirrored dens, full of red velvet–but no garish gold.

  • Herewegoagain

    Full of himself – loves himself and totally out of touch with reality , that’s’ Donald’s that miserable prick’s own family history is that of immigrant’s – German/Scottish , coming to America for a better life ,

    the German side where happy to see the back of Grand Dad Trump and that sentiment hasn’t changed and carried proudly by Donald John Trump and around the World , Mom Mary Trump the Maid didn’t leave any lasting impression in Scotland either.. correct me if I’m wrong .. his 1st and 3rd wife’s are immigrants…?

    • Mehmeisterjr

      His grandpa could never have dreamed of opening his own disease-infested brothel in Germany. He got his chance in this great country, raised a cut-throat son and grandson to be slumlords and this is the thanks we get?

    • Smoke O’Hontas

      It’s “wives,” not “wife’s.”
      *Don’t blame me, you asked to be corrected.

      • Herewegoagain

        Thanks – i only had one – but agreed …If you have more than one wife, aside from breaking the law, do you have wifes or wives? wives

        • Smoke O’Hontas

          If you’ve got more than one wife you’ve got trouble, even in Utah.

  • BadKitty904
  • Nounverb911
    • Sheepshagger

      Go fuck yourself mooch boy.

    • Daniel

      It is a constant delight to see how these tough, manly men wallow in self-pity at the slightest criticism.

    • GoutMachine

      I didn’t read who that was from and I was seriously waiting for the punchline.

    • mailman27

      Keep on kissing his ass, buddy. Good luck w/that.

    • Bigly smart jesterpunk

      Fuck off Mooch.

    • Spotts1701, Porg Wrangler

      How is it possible to be that dense? How?

      • TJ Barke

        Could be mendacity, rather than density…

      • gallbladder

        I think we need the learned the opinion of a neutron star on this one.

        • everstar

          “Great supernovas, I could float on this guy.” — local anonymous neutron star.

    • TJ Barke

      It ain’t the word, it’s the sentiment.

    • JaveyDay

      Scare a Mooch, Scare a Mooch
      Can you do the SHUT THE FUCK UP

    • where alpacas fuck

      Don’t you have some fingers to smell, Tony?

    • vukojebina_MΩment

      Oh, shut yer whore mouth.

    • Christopher Story

      And pro-lifers are so much fun at parties. I wanna wake up now.

    • Christopher Story

      Mooch, you ignorant slut.

    • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

      Mooch is such a moran he doen’t even know Dotard doesn’t bother with the official POTUS account. He still tweets “official” shit from his stupid realDonaldTrump account that fucking Jackass Dorsey won’t ban because it’s “newsworthy.” They can both go fuck themselves with razor-sharp 280-character votes.

    • therblig

      stop trying to make mooch happen

  • GoutMachine

    NYT op-ed: “Maybe Trump Is Not Mentally Ill. Maybe He’s Just a Jerk.”

    Why not both?

  • Gee, Your Hair Smells Horrific

    You know our country is fucked up when half the people think that the offensive part of what Trump did was using the word “shithouse” rather than how he used it.

    • TJ Barke

      Same as “pussygrabber”.

      • La forza del resistino

        locker room banter. we’re all white guys here, right?

  • nightmoth

    Croatia is being too kind. “The place wolves fuck” sounds like a very nice place to me. It could be a place in the wild Lamer Valley of Yellowstone Park. I’m sure there’s some equivalent in Croatian that means nothing except “stinking excrement.” May as well use it, foreign media, and let your country know just how awful a “president” we have.

    • GoutMachine

      Yeah, it’s called Serbia.

      HEY-O!

      • nightmoth

        ouch!

      • janecita

        I was going to say Macedonia.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Mmm. Wolf-fucking porn. Ted Cruz’s favorite kind.

      • nightmoth

        Seems a little savage for Cruz. I figured he’d like cheerleader porn.

        • Daniel

          He likes incest porn.

          • Nockular cavity

            He likes insect porn.

          • Mehmeisterjr

            To be fair, he likes all porn and is even on record as wanting to be a male porn stud himself.

            The trouble seems to be that women looked at him and said, “Yeccch. Bring me Ron Jeremy.”

      • Fifth-and-a-Half Element

        With soup.

        • Smoke O’Hontas

          Canned clam chower, probably.

      • Mike Minden

        Cruz’s favorite kind of porn is less than 2 minutes long and nobody is actually enjoying what they are doing. Then they pray for forgiveness and slap each other with fish.

  • Bigly smart jesterpunk

    Ok a little rant here, I went to get a new phone today and at the store there is a little kid running around, getting into everything and just bothering people. He even tried to climb up onto the table and take my phone when the sales person set it down on the counter. The whole time the parents are just sitting there ignoring what he is doing. I really wish people would teach their kids how to behave in public, I dont blame the kid so much, he was about 2 or 3, the parents should know better though.

    • SDGeoff3

      When I’m faced with that kind of misbehavior, I address the parents directly.

      • Shan

        How good is your stank-eye? I find administering a serious dose to the kid usually sends them back to the parent.

    • Shan

      I hate parents who act like their kid just showed up that day and they have no idea what to do.

      • Bigly smart jesterpunk

        Right? I mean I get kids are kids and dont want to sit still but still pay attention to them and make sure they are not getting into everything in the store and bothering other people.

        • Shan

          Or when you are going to be making a transaction that requires a lot of your time and attention DO NOT BRING A TODDLER.

          • Sophia

            That has always been a big thing with me. I never put children in a position where too much is expected in their behaviour for their age. I always bring coloring books, toys, etc to keep them occupied if I know there is a chance they will get bored.

          • Shankojebina

            Exactly. My XH and went on multiple international flights when our kids were toddlers and we ALWAYS went prepared with entertainment and snacks (which can also be entertaining). To the point where going through customs/immigration on a long flight from Amsterdam when they were 5 and 1 (or maybe 6 and 2?) a woman who’d been on the plane with us came up to us in line to compliment us on how well-behaved our kids were.

            Hahaha! If she could only see them now!!!

            Ps: on a Dubai Airlines flight from the U.K. to Switzerland when our son was about 2, he got SO much attention from the mostly Arab passengers who all wanted to touch his white-blond hair as I walked him up and down the aisles for exercise. He especially enjoyed it from the pretty ladies in their colorful dresses!

          • Sophia

            It makes everyone’s life so much easier when you do these things. When I was a waitress I used to get so pissed at the parents who would bring a toddler and then expect them to sit for an hour or two with nothing to keep them occupied while the adults “visit”.

          • Shankojebina

            When they’re old enough (like 2 or so) it’s not really that hard to tell them right before you get there exactly what kind of GOOD behavior is expected (that’s easier for them to remember than a long list of stuff NOT to do) and what the consequences are for not complying. Usually for us, that was just leaving because they needed to know that eating out was a privilege. Same with going to the movies or visits to the park or whatever. It really doesn’t take that many times of carrying them out under your arm before they get the message.

      • therblig
    • Sheepshagger

      Start talking to him about the church of satan.

      • Bigly smart jesterpunk

        That would have gone over well, I live in Pennsyltucky. There is a church on every other block around here. I will remember that for next time it happens.

        • Sheepshagger

          Seriously I fucking hate people who don’t manage their fucking kids. They always have a laser like focus on any perceived insult to their worthless manson raising negligence but they won’t do a damn fucking thing until then. I purse my lips and shake my head minutely!

          • Smoke O’Hontas

            I find it is more satisfying to stop the child and loudly ask, “Where are your parents? They’vegot some work to do.”
            The few fucks I have left to give are not reserved for people who let their feral children loose upon the rest of us.

          • Miles Monroe

            Our fav is to remark to any random bystander, loud enough for mommy and daddy to hear, “Now I know why tigers eat their young.” (Thanks to Rodney Dangerfield)

          • Smoke O’Hontas

            Ah, I think I’ll watch Caddyshack later. So I’ve got that going for me, which is nice.

    • David Chaillou

      Did he yodel?

      • Bigly smart jesterpunk

        No he didnt. That just made it extra disappointing.

      • Phoenixdoglover

        Possibly vegan.

        • RickyG

          Immigrant from a butthole country?

    • bluicebank

      Little Donnie can be a handful.

    • Smoke O’Hontas

      I worked at a kid centric restaurant for years, and after about a month I decided it was ok for me to educate children about civility without concern for their parents authority. If the parents haven’t taught their vaginal droppings not to stick a fork in an outlet, I feel that it’s ok to intervene and say, “Hey! Don’t stick your fork in an electrical outlet. That’s an Owie!” 9 times out of 10 the parents didn’t even notice. I didn’t even get reprimanded for asking kids if they could say, “please,” when they demanded another Mt Dew.
      On the other hand, I may have accidentally tripped a maverick who was running up and down the Isle that one time, and maybe a time or two after that.
      Kids need to be educated about social norms or they end up being total shitholes.

      • Dartemus

        There’s that word again.

        • Smoke O’Hontas

          Which one? Shithole? Did I even type, “shithole?” Oh, yeah, looks like shithole is trendy today. Or was it, “shithole?” It’s hard to keep up.
          *shithole*

    • Celtic_Gnome

      My favorite is when the whole family goes grocery shopping together but the wife is the only one doing the shopping, and everyone else (kids and Dad) are bored and acting out. Why didn’t he just stay home with the kids so she could get the fucking shopping done in peace?

  • Mehmeisterjr

    The Mooch is still trying to work his way back into White House?

    • Sheepshagger

      Work? Suckers work, the mooch mooches.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        Good point. “Wheedle” would have been a better word. “Obsequiously flatter” or “suck his own dick in an effort to impress” would also have been acceptable.

        I stand corrected.

  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

    Yeah, but the interweb Nazis are so happy about this that they’re having mass hentai pillow humping orgies.

    • everstar

      Good, then they’re too busy to type.

    • JaveyDay

      They are lowercase nazis. They are pathetic. Useless. Spineless. Weak. Cowardly. They don’t deserve a capital N.

  • proudgrampa

    Have I ever said how much I am in love with Donna Edwards?

  • Nounverb911

    Which country are you going to Annie?
    https://twitter.com/AnnCoulter/status/951847838744539136

    • everstar

      Hell.

    • Spotts1701, Porg Wrangler

      Oh, speaking of people who Twitter needs to round-file…

    • proudgrampa

      Don’t let the door kick you in the ass, you —t.

      • h4rr4r

        She lacks the warmth and depth.

    • GoutMachine

      Nah, she’d just bitch about not getting a window seat

    • Daniel

      It’s sweet that she thinks this is witty.

    • JaveyDay

      What a disgusting, vile, nasty, execrable fountain of effluent this humanoid Coulter thing is.

      • David Chaillou

        Over at BB they lap it up. To each his own tastes I guess.

        • JaveyDay

          Clearly, they love the taste of shit.

    • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

      She should have been Trump’s running mate for the Troll ticket.

      But was probably bleeding from wherever.

    • Bub the very stable zombie

      Ann actually IS a “stable” genius.

      • janecita

        Oh God, that was fucking hilarious! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • Daniel

      “Norway, please.”

    • Christopher Story

      Somebody’s finished her second bottle of wine and is feeling funny.

    • Rick Hill

      Gawd just look at how these moralists are so ready to hit the public spaces with their foulmouthed “teehee” garbage.

    • SDGeoff3

      Isn’t she charming. I hope her parents are proud of her.

    • Bill D. Burger

      Shithole Air has been opened since the day Ann Coulter took her first breath.

    • Victoria Ricola

      “Please look at me. Please. Don’t go away. I need you so much that I will do and say anything to get you to pay attention. *racist awful words here*”

    • Bigly smart jesterpunk

      Ann is finally getting her own airline so she can always have a window seat?

    • Edith Prickly, Stable Genius

      I’ll buy her a one-way ticket to Wig-on-a-Stickistan.

    • therblig

      still not over dinesh, is she?

      • Nounverb911

        That was Laura Ingraham that engaged to dinesh…

        • therblig

          i thought he and horseface dated.

          • Nounverb911

            Considering his taste in… well… anything….

    • CindyinEncinitas

      They will welcome her in the Steppes, where she can feel the wind in her hair as she runs with her pack and howls at the moon.

  • Lyly Sirivong
    • WomanInThePersistence

      Why are people cancelling their trips to London?

      • Spotts1701, Porg Wrangler

        They’re mocking Donnie’s excuses for not going.

      • SDGeoff3

        They’re making fun of Trump cancelling his and blaming Obama.

        • WomanInThePersistence

          Ahhhhh…..

          • Daniel

            Also some of us just really can’t make it.

        • JaveyDay

          Next thing you know, Trumpists will “boycott” London by buying plane tickets and then not going.

      • Bigly smart jesterpunk

        Trump said he was cancelling his trip to London because of Obama. In reality he wasn’t invited to the royal wedding and needed an excuse to make it seem like his choice instead of no one wanting him there.

    • vukojebina_MΩment

      Where Fox fucks?

    • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

      I guess Trudeau’s kid needs bigger Legos and more help. Ontario should be protected from shithole countries.

  • Lyly Sirivong
    • everstar

      I wonder how many Londoners have taken mooning selfies with it.

    • gallbladder

      Too bad someone didn’t put a wick in his/ts head and let it melt.

    • Edith Prickly, Stable Genius

      I am very disappointed that no one has put this hat on it yet. http://stickypoop.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Emoji-Poop-Hat-0-247×300.jpg

    • La forza del resistino

      he’s lost weight? the tie is about right tho.

    • Relativicus

      Man, they nailed that patented looking-down-his-nose ”Tiny pieces of shit is what you all are” look of his, didn’t they?

  • bluicebank

    Whatta week.

    Anyway, while not technically a shithole of a country, things are looking up on Mars.

    “Steep slopes on Mars reveal structure of buried ice on Red Planet”

    https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2018/01/180111141713.htm

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fc0844884b46a89a799bf292e9e2f923b8a674170f2657d4eca025eebafbab8e.jpg

    Caption for the pic: “A cross-section of underground ice is exposed at the steep slope that
    appears bright blue in this enhanced-color view from the HiRISE camera
    on NASA’s Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter. The scene is about 550 yards
    wide. The scarp drops about 140 yards from the level ground in the upper
    third of the image.”

    • Daniel

      But where are the spiders?

      • vukojebina_MΩment

        Raising their kids.

        • proudgrampa

          All this science, I don’t understand.

      • David Chaillou

        Waiting in the sky. They’d like to come and meet us, but their visas have been cancelled.

    • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

      It ain’t a place to raise your kids. In fact, it’s cold as hell.

      • proudgrampa

        And there’s no one there to raise them, if you did.

      • gallbladder

        Well, to be fair, it was colder here than on Mars for part of the holidays.

      • Bigly smart jesterpunk

        So its a frozen shithole?

      • David Chaillou

        No, that’s Norway.

    • Sheepshagger

      That means colonisation would work right? Far out.

    • Bigly smart jesterpunk

      Dont drink the water on Mars.

    • Shibusa

      Meh. Call me when the Britney Spears album is found on Mars.

    • (Nasty Girl) Brianna #RESIST

      Can we send Trump there?

      • bluicebank

        All NASA has to do is put on a photo op with him … atop a Saturn V rocket. Then close the hatch. They can point at Mars if they want, but a grateful nation will settle for escape velocity.

  • vukojebina_MΩment
  • 3FingerPete
    • Bill D. Burger

      Wasn’t it Lyin’ Ryan who called him ‘equisite’?

      Orin Hatch: “I love you Mr. President.”

  • Squeegee

    There were just NINETY THREE immigrants to the US from Norway last year.

    NINETY THREE!!!! We need to double that number by at least next year. SAD SAD SAD!!!

    • JaveyDay

      There’s Norway in hell we’ll reach that goal.

      • wait! what?

        They’re European on the American dream.

        • OutOfOrbit

          European on my shoe!

          • mailman27

            At least it’s not Europooin.

      • Squeegee

        I dated a Norwegian once you wouldn’t believe the sick shit they get into in bed would make your skin crawl.

        • therblig

          I once had a girl
          Or should I say she once had me
          She showed me her room…

          • CindyinEncinitas

            And you got wood…

        • JaveyDay

          I choose not to apply the habits or failings of one person within a group to that entire group.

          • Squeegee

            I only dated three Norwegians in America but got through at least 10 of them (three at the same time) on my one vacation to Norway

          • JaveyDay

            “Got through” huh? This comment is gross to me.

          • Squeegee

            More like plowed through it was a very busy week.

        • Mike Minden

          So…sorta like evangelicals?

        • CindyinEncinitas

          Does it involve creamy fish?

          • Squeegee

            Lets just say one of my dates liked to eat a lot of asparagus before we had sex. A LOT of asparagus.

          • CindyinEncinitas

            That’s just evil.

      • vukojebina_MΩment

        Oslo you don’t.

    • La forza del resistino

      and half of them were paid extras in a Thor franchise movie.

      • Squeegee

        92 of those Norwegians thought they were entering Canada.

      • therblig

        now you’ve outed them, and they tried so hard to keep it loki

        • Shankojebina

          YOU WIN

    • Me not sure

      Most don’t stay. …Pining for the fjords.

      • Ωbjectifier

        They all had beautiful plumage.

        • Me not sure

          That don’t enter into it!

    • bbayliss

      That’s 92 more than I would have guessed, there’s always one.

      • Squeegee

        I think 92 of them entered the US by mistake they thought they were on their way to Canada

    • OrdinaryJoe

      Mistake.
      One was from NORWAY.
      Other 92 were from NORMAY.

  • Miles Monroe

    Wonkette non-commenter named “Vukojebina” in 3, 2, …

    • Shankojebina

      Or some variation of it.

      • Me not sure

        What long ears you have…

    • vukojebina_MΩment

      Pardon?

      • Occupied Shithole of Kavefish

        You’re table is waiting.

  • Bill D. Burger
    • BadKitty904

      Americans, you ignorant fuck.

      • h4rr4r

        Again, all our problems are American problems.

        Democrats need to be out and proud shouting down this unamerican crap.

        • Bigly smart jesterpunk

          But that is “identity politics” and we have plenty of so called Dems claiming that is bad and only focus on white men in the middle of the country.

          • h4rr4r

            What I am going for is sorta Shared Identity Politics. We are all Americans. We each have our own struggles, and we recognize that these are all American problems. If any of us has a problem we all have a problem. Even if I don’t know your struggles, you having a problem means I have a problem.

        • BadKitty904

          Amen, amen, amen.

          • h4rr4r

            Why do we know this but not the Democratic pr folks?

          • BadKitty904

            That’s an excellent question and one I’d like to know the answer to. Here in Florida, one of the most populated states in the nation, a major Democratic financial backer has withdrawn from the party over disgust with the DNC’s utter ineffectiveness and incompetence.

    • (Nasty Girl) Brianna #RESIST

      OMFG. He really does have a head full of shit.

      • goingohm

        The clue is all the shit falling out of his mouth.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Orange Like Me?

  • Bub the very stable zombie
  • Bill D. Burger
    • jeffg166

      Gallons, believe me.

    • Miles Monroe

      With a chance of showers?

  • JaveyDay
  • Nounverb911
  • Cogswell – Overlord of Barsoom

    lyin’ ryan is getting his ass handed to him on Twitter. The comments are hilarious.

    ‘Get out you treasonous hypocritical sociopath’: Internet destroys ‘Sh*thole Speaker Ryan’

    • proudgrampa

      WoooooooooHooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

    • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

      Like he cares or it’ll stop him from killing Americans through death by a thousand tax cuts.

    • Edith Prickly, Stable Genius

      He’s going Galt as soon as he finishes stealing everyone’s money.

      • Raan

        Good, then he’ll be beaten to death with a golf club by his brainwashed son after his grand experiment collapses.

        • Tishalicious

          Would you kindly let that be soon??

      • Doug Langley

        Oh dear. All those libertarians will band together and create a capitalistic paradise that will have the rest of us begging to get in:

        https://dollarvigilante.com/blog/2015/12/07/whatever-happened-to-galts-gulch-chile.html

        • Edith Prickly, Stable Genius

          I had heard about this great experiment before and thought “only a libertarian would be that gullible.” But I repeat myself…

          When that happens GGC could actually go on to be a rousing success. The land is some of the most beautiful and well-positioned land in all of the world (that’s why the project attracted so many buyers and investors) and if this entire mess can be unraveled in the courts we may finally, after many years of struggle, be able to say GGC is a success

          HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA , good luck with that buddy.

    • where alpacas fuck
  • Nounverb911
    • Rick Hill

      Oh, boy. Ezzpect him to get up at his next rally and start spouting off about shistholes.

      • where alpacas fuck

        And political correctness run amok, with some crooked Hillary and failing Durbin sprinkled in

    • shivaskeeper

      The base is all that really matters.

    • (Nasty Girl) Brianna #RESIST

      White supremacists are literally giddy with joy right now.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        And there is nothing weirder than a giddy white supremacist.

    • shivaskeeper

      2nd reply.

      As for being the prime leaker, of course he is. Intelligence agencies the world over have people who are dedicated to guess what any number of foriegn leaders are going to do. They spend untold man hours gathering information and studying it so they can gauge what a response is going to be to any given situation. World leaders need to have a good idea of how other world leaders think, act, and react to everything. It;s all part of calculating every move on the world stage.

      No one really needs that with Trump. They just have to look at his Twitter feed or any print/TV interview. There is pretty much no separation between what he thinks and what he says. They only need to look to see how easily goaded he is and how easily led he is. There is no misunderstanding about how clueless he really is. There is no doubt that he is out of his depth and can’t really react to anything because he has no idea what he can and can’t do.

  • vukojebina_MΩment

    Today we are all the place where wolves fuck.

    • Vicki Lawrence’s Covfefe

      I keep thinking about morphing into Vicki Lawrence’s Shithole, but it just feels a step too far.

    • theCryptofishist

      This is what it sounds like where the wolves fuck.

      • Raan

        Do do-do-do
        Do-do do-do

  • Squeegee

    Every Norwegian I’ve ever dated was VERY into water sports (and I’m not talking water sports that involve a swimming pool). And I mean like every time we had sex multiple times a day.

    Maybe that is Trump’s attraction to Norwegians?

  • Bill D. Burger
  • dshwa

    And Donnie may have paid a porn star hush money. Porn star really was the only thing lacking from this shitt show.

    • h4rr4r

      What’s his name?

      I assume it was to cover up Melania boning the pornstar.

    • Rick Hill

      Is there a midget and a mysterious assasin, yet?

      • dshwa

        Just a clown in Orange pancake makeup so far.

    • goingohm

      She only got $15K in hush money? So, presumably less for doing the dirty. She got screwed. Did I mention she got screwed? Again?

      • Sophia

        Thought it was $130K. If he hsan’t paid up he better write a check quick.

        • goingohm

          A little better, but she should get more. The world already knew she was boning professional penii, which is one thing, but now it knows she did it with 300 lbs. of orange Play-Doh.

          • Mehmeisterjr

            Let’s be honest. He only has about $200 thou in cash.

            The rest is just a bunch of money laundering that may or may not go through.

    • Miles Monroe

      You mean, besides the First “Lady” … ?

  • Nounverb911

    Will Joy be permanently filling for Tweety by then?

    https://twitter.com/DavidCornDC/status/951952338578759680

    • proudgrampa

      I love David.

      • dshwa

        He’s getting (rightly) clobbered for it on twitter though. Matthews shitty mysogenist crap is not making people happy he’s still going.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Can’t happen too soon.

  • WomanInThePersistence

    Lawrence isn’t kidding around. I really like him for this.

    https://youtu.be/BpM8PQoEbxQ

  • vukojebina_MΩment

    I’d like to teach the wolves to fuck
    In perfect harmony…

    • Victoria Ricola

      Great. Now it’s in my head and I’m going to be singing it around the house.

  • Michael R

    Stormy Daniels should honor her confidentiality
    agreement the way Trump shows us his taxes .

    • Rebel Scum with permit

      Larry Flynt is probably already calculating the number of Ameros it would cost to make it worth her while to break the agreement p.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      ♫ I know why
      There’s no there’s no rumors flyin’ by
      Stormy Daniels
      Don’t talk ’bout three-ways with spaniels
      Money’s good all the time, ♫

  • JaveyDay
    • Raan

      Why is the dildo smoking?

      • JaveyDay

        Friction.

      • Bill D. Burger

        Backfiring….outta’ gas.

      • Smoke O’Hontas

        It’s steam powered. Not the shithole dildos powered on the cyber that he kids these day like.

  • puredog

    Today, we are all Outer Bumfuckians, with whom we have always been at war also too.

  • Alexander Stallwitz

    https://www.mediamatters.org/blog/2018/01/11/video-fox-news-leading-charge-toward-possible-nuclear-war-north-korea/219037 a deeply distrubing video on how Fox News” is beating the war drums on North Korea and most horrifying of all, are almost jizzing over the US nuking it. Considering Trumpy spends most of his “Executive Time” watching Fox News. Well, you do the math..

    • Bigly smart jesterpunk
    • Sheepshagger

      They’re gonna do it. And the best case scenario is a few hundred thousand dead and a size eleven boot right on the neck of the world economy.
      They will do it. They are that stupid.

      • Alexander Stallwitz

        I pity the poor people in Seoul, they are fucked no matter what happens if Dipshit Donny and Kim Jong Un get into a nuclear pissing match

        • Sheepshagger

          The republican playbook is well worn. Hatred, tax cuts and war. The trinity.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      Whose military was Gorka in?

      • Sheepshagger

        He was a territorial intelligence analyst for about two years. One step up from the tea boy.

        • Spotts1701, Porg Wrangler

          In other words a REMF who probably only fired his weapon in training.

      • shivaskeeper

        British. He also lied about what he did for them.

      • Alexander Stallwitz

        Supposely the British military, throuhg what he did is unclear. Its hard telling

  • Bill D. Burger
    • Rick Hill

      “Hmmmm….(flips pages) knew that,…. interviewed him about that,… pfft we have better than just word of mouth on that,…. oh, this is news….”

      • theCryptofishist

        Yeah, shouldn’t he be holding a highlighter?

        • Rick Hill

          Perhaps if he were a lesser investigator

  • Rick Hill
  • JaveyDay

    He wear this crown of shit
    Upon his liars chair
    Full of broken thoughts
    He cannot repair

  • Bill D. Burger
  • Nounverb911
  • JaveyDay
  • Bigly smart jesterpunk

    Also applies to 2018 as long as Trump is in office.

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4rXsWdUEAEq5fA.jpg

  • Nounverb911

    On a different note, Julie seems to be in training for his run to the Russian Embassy…
    https://twitter.com/JulianAssange/status/951152081670418432

    • Bigly smart jesterpunk

      Did they make him take a shower and change? Part of the reason they want to kick him out is he stinks and never changes his clothes or showers.

      • Sheepshagger

        Yeah his hair isn’t actually white. That’s residual leavings.

      • theCryptofishist

        So, on one hand he’s rumored not to shower… Okay, I guess in that movie the girl probably made him shower.

      • TootsStansbury

        Why are these guys so gross on top of being morally bankrupt?

        • Bigly smart jesterpunk

          Because they are all shitheads who never grew up?

    • Victoria Ricola

      Did Pamela Anderson bring him a new shirt?

    • Me not sure

      He can hide, but he can’t run.

    • lowenufc

      That is a fucking insult to every player that ever wore that shirt.

    • Bananas Foster

      Portrait of a rapist as a not Young Man.

    • shivaskeeper

      Albino rapist.

    • Rebel Scum with permit

      Except he put it on two months ago and hasn’t washed it, or himself, since. Part of why Ecuador wants him out

    • where alpacas fuck
    • Doug Langley

      I knew he reminded me of someone!!

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Cameron

    • Khavrinen

      Should be a red jersey. With concentric circles on it. Maybe he could get a certain retail chain to sponsor him…

  • Rick Hill

    Those Soros checks aren’t going to come in if we don’t bash our quota of xtians
    https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/awX08n1_460s.jpg

  • DrBigHead

    If we extrapolate the number of people who agree with Trump from his current approval rating, there are over 130 million people in America cheering him on.

    • bupkus231

      That’s the scary part – what if you’re right?

      • DrBigHead

        I think a quick perusal of the comment section over at Fox et al. strongly supports my assertion.

  • maxneanderthal

    “London calling, to the far away clown,
    Where wars are declared, and your fat ass turns round
    London calling to the rest of the world
    We ain’t the shithole, you dumb orange turd
    London calling, just you trust us,
    Phony Donnie-mania, has bitten the dust
    London calling, Muellers the thing,
    He’s calling the cops, for your judgement-ing”

    Apologies to Joe…

    • Occupied Shithole of Kavefish

      Somehow, I don’t think he’d mind.

  • Doug Langley

    I knew it.

    I’m teaching two classes this semester. The same course, but one at the main campus and the other at another campus a little ways away. So yesterday was the day when the students got access to the online course shells for the classes. Yep, you guessed it. The very nanosecond one student got my email, they shot off a plea to me. “Oh Mr Instructor PLEASE I have a problem and you gotta fix it!” (I’m paraphasing) “I’m signed up for you class at the other campus butt it’s just TOO FAR away and I know there are no seats left in your other class so can you PLEASE get me into that class?”

    My reply was “Ummmmmmmmmm . . . no.”

    • h4rr4r

      Standing room?

      • Doug Langley

        It’s a computer lab. Everyone needs access to a terminal.

        • h4rr4r

          VT100?

    • Rebel Scum with permit

      Somebody always drops out usually pretty early. They can travel their little fannies until then.

      • Sheepshagger

        Could be a suicide. That leaves a gap.

      • Doug Langley

        Yeah, I said if that happens, they can apply. But I can’t guarantee it.

    • shivaskeeper

      That is the only correct answer.

      Very good.

  • Squeegee

    Stormy Daniels should have demanded an ambassadorship to a major European country like Slovenia instead of settling for just $130,000.
    AMATEUR!!!!

    • Sheepshagger

      Hey she’s got standards.

  • 🍁 Møøse Fuddlin’ Girl Guide 🍁

    Per my new moniker, a tourism advertisement for my favorite country and why the orange heckler isn’t welcome in London.

    https://i.imgflip.com/22lf5a.jpg

    • Beanz&Berryz

      I think he’s doing it wrongly

    • theCryptofishist

      Why don’t we do it in the road?

      • 🍁 Møøse Fuddlin’ Girl Guide 🍁

        Moose limb Sally,
        Moose limb Sam,
        Wrapped around their moose limbs
        In Moose Limb Land…

      • shivaskeeper

        They are moose. Either one of them can be hit by a car, pick themselves, dust themselves off, look at the remains of the car, and them walk off to do moose stuff.

        When you can do that, you can fuck in the road all you want.

    • JaveyDay

      Fake Møøse!

    • bbayliss

      Driving up north, I’m reading while my wife takes her turn driving, the brakes slam and she starts incoherently blustering and babbling. I look up and there’s a moose damn near stradling our little car, I actually had to crane my neck to see it, and then I hear her say “It’s, it’s, it’s, it’s. Bullwinkle!

  • aktlib101
  • Nounverb911
  • Angela Ruzzo

    Did you know you can buy an edible anus made of chocolate to send as a gift to that special someone in your life? Yes, you can. I suggest we pool our pennies and buy a deluxe box and send it to the White House.
    https://edibleanus.com/

  • JaveyDay
  • ltmcdies

    you know what…we’re not laughing….we’re flummoxed the country that elected Barack Obama just 9 years ago somehow thought this guy …the frequently bankrupt, never ever performing one public service I can find or holding any sort of public office….had it in him to be president.

    I’m not laughing….I’m bloody angry, for every Clinton voter, for every POC, woman, or LBGT American. For every American who posts here and has live in this mess.

    Seriously…all you “economically anxious” white Americans…was having a smart successful black man and his family in the WH for 8 years really …”that bad”

    • 🍁 Møøse Fuddlin’ Girl Guide 🍁

      “Yep. Now hesh up and make a sammich, boy.” -The “economically anxious”

    • h4rr4r

      This white guy says we need more black Presidents. So far every single one has been great.

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      This country DIDN’T do that. This country elected Hillary Clinton by a margin of nearly 3,000,000 votes. If the razor thin wins in gee, just the right precincts in MI, OH, PA, and WI weren’t the result of voter suppression, literal vote fraud, and Russian hacking I will eat my fucking hat.

      • bupkus231

        I’m still convinced that, even with the Russian efforts, the final vote in those states were mostly due to the overweening stupidity of some portion of their residents.

        I agree with Mencken – “Nobody ever went broke underestimating the stupidity of Americans” – and no matter the degree of Russian ratfucking and GOP voter suppression, it’s the very stupid among us that brought this about…

        PS – I equate “racism” with “stupidity”. Same coin, different faces

        • 🍁 Møøse Fuddlin’ Girl Guide 🍁

          “Nobody ever went broke underestimating the stupidity of Americans.

          The first time Donald didn’t go bankrupt.

      • ltmcdies

        Well the Electoral College is part of America’s electoral process so I’m sorry….yes “America” did do that.

        2016’s in the rear view mirror….the only thing to be done is to learn the lessons …..there’s no such thing as a sure thing, every vote counts, challenge disinformation every time it’s posted, plan to make god damn sure that those voters targeted by suppression tactics get support to vote…and especially…NO STAYING HOME ON ELECTION DAY

        Oh an no voting out of spite. If one’s preferred candidate didn’t get through the final round so be it…

      • CindyinEncinitas

        Thank you. If you look at the American people through that lens you realize we are not all a bunch of assholes. They cheated. That’s how he got elected. We did not vote for him. We are better than that. We always were. We chose Hillary. You know, the one everybody seems to hate now but can’t really say why? We elected her. Because we are not assholes. We want what’s best for this country and we elected Hillary.

    • bbayliss

      The man with five kids from three different mothers, two of them immigrants, wasn’t the black guy.

  • Ms.M.Like,Genius on Maui

    It would be interesting to know exactly how many times the word “shithole” has been written or spoken today.

    Shithole.

    • Doug Langley

      I tried counting it, but the spreadsheet exploded.

      • Occupied Shithole of Kavefish

        Maybe shoulda used a spreadshart instead?

      • Résistance Land Shark Ω

        Let’s see … a 32 bit number … 4,294,967,296?

        • Arolpin

          Which is EXACTLY why we need IPv6! /nerd

    • bluicebank

      Enough to constitute a shitstorm.

    • Nounverb911
      • House0fTheBlueLights

        NPR said it.

      • Ms.M.Like,Genius on Maui

        And the President is the person they are quoting. Unbelievable. I need to go angrily make more crafts.

      • Bigly smart jesterpunk

        The first preznit that parents cant let little kids watch any of his speeches.

    • Victoria Ricola

      Just on cable news alone. It’s been a shithole bonanza all day.

      On a related note, hearing CNN’s Jim Acosta’s thinly-veiled disgust every time he has to say it is the best part about this nightmare.

    • Occupied Shithole of Kavefish

      Google Trends sez over two million searches, yesterday:

      https://trends.google.com/trends/hottrends

    • Rick Hill

      You know that, somewhere, it has been counted

    • Mentally Stable Ron

      Wouldn’t you just love to hear what George Carlin would have said about this?

  • Nounverb911
    • Sheepshagger

      Who doesn’t get in the shithole on their honeymoon, so to speak?

    • theCryptofishist

      The shitholiest places in Africa, are where his sons have killed.

    • shivaskeeper

      South Africa probably doesn’t count. They used to be an apartheid country, so they get some leeway.

  • La forza del resistino

    To Donald, good foreign relations discussions is getting your wife to sign a prenup.

  • rosenbomb

    And once again: the GOP willingly fans the flames of this dumpster fire, blowing our reputation to smithereens.

    Traitorous bastards.

  • Count Awesome

    I guess the United States is now the asshole country.

    • bupkus231

      I’m beginning to think it always has been – those of us here just had to have our faces rubbed in the antics of a stupid asshole ( instead of studying any of our international relations history ) to make us realize it….

    • miss_grundy

      Nah, it is the racist, shithole country.

  • Nounverb911
    • Doug Langley

      I always wanted a Whack-A-Cat game.

  • jowgajen
    • Thiazin Red

      Luke’s hair though.

      • Mentally Stable Ron

        70s hair is a little-known Jedi power.

  • Thiazin Red

    What are people’s favorite fictional relationships?

    Nick and Nora Charles are probably my ideal of romantic love, except maybe without the functional alcoholism. Or maybe Bob and Linda from Bob’s Burgers.

    Whoever is paired up on screen at any given moment on The Good Place. I love Jason and Janet, Jason with Tahani, Eleanor and Chidi, but Chidi and Tahani and Eleanor and Tahini would be great too.

    I really want Tina and Zeke to grow up and get married on Bob’s Burgers. Zeke is a great guy Tina and hes right Jimmy Jr takes you for granted!

    Jack and Ianto on Torchwood, hats off to the writers of the new audio episodes for managing to both flesh it out more and make it slightly more messed up.

    • JaveyDay

      Donald and Melania.

    • Bigly smart jesterpunk

      Captain Jack Harkness and everyone on torchwood /Doctor Who. Mainly because Jack is awesome.

      https://media.giphy.com/media/13XQyxFaUemOJy/giphy.gif

      • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

        Barrowman comes to Dragon Con every year and he is awesome!!

        • Bigly smart jesterpunk

          Didnt he go in a dress and a kilt a few times?

          • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

            Dressed like Wonder Woman last year and had karaoke at the Hard Rock.

    • ltmcdies

      The Good Place is my go to show and haven these days. You could mix and match any of the characters …. remember when Eleanor said she might seriously be into Tahani..

      • Thiazin Red

        Maybe they should just all live in one big house and switch it up occasionally. They’ve got forever and they’re all so attractive.

    • jowgajen

      Elizabeth and Henry McCord. They love each other, they put their family first, they both work hard at being better at everything they do and help the other be the best person they can be as well.

      • Beanz&Berryz

        Em-Sec

    • TJ Barke

      Rarijack.

    • Vicki Lawrence’s Covfefe

      Bob and Emily Hartley. Adults with careers and, except for the weird pilot that somehow aired as the 9th episode, no children nor regrets at not having them.

      • where alpacas fuck

        That show has held up remarkably well. Still makes me laugh out loud.

    • Sheepshagger

      Tax cuts and wage increases.

      • Occupied Shithole of Kavefish

        This is sorely lacking upvotes.

    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      Dr Frank’N’Futer & Rocky

    • Miles Monroe

      Itchy and Scratchy.

    • rosenbomb

      Kirsten and Sandy Cohen on The O.C. (I know, I know).

    • where alpacas fuck

      I’m with you on Nick and Nora! This was my desktop image for the longest time. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/111b043153c824b29e21b1dfa988233e878676f1b1d53e3ab6c6d619a4f561f3.jpg

      • Thiazin Red

        I read the book a while ago and it was so disappointing, bog standard noir. Literally everything good is just in the movie.

        • where alpacas fuck

          I agree! I was disappointed as well. Great name aside, I’m not a big fan of Dashiell Hammett’s writing, even though I love several of the film adaptations.
          Chandler on the other hand…that’s my guy.

    • 🍁 Møøse Fuddlin’ Girl Guide 🍁

      Matt Casey and Gabby Dawson on NBC’s Chicago Fire. They are just so cute together. Matt can kind of get full of himself at times, but Gabby always sets him straight. And then sometimes when she gets in over her head trying to rescue everyone, he’s her rock and brings her down to earth.

    • Rick Hill

      Er…uh..Ren and Stimpy?

      • Jonny On Maui

        I knew there was a reason I love you…

        • Rick Hill

          Aww, gee Jonny(Checks quickly, sees a dangle)but, thanks, anyway.

      • janecita

        That’s a great one!

        • Rick Hill

          Of course, John Kricfalusi as Ren, not the Billy West versions.

    • janecita

      Marceline and Princess Bubblegum.

    • natoslug

      Jeeves and Wooster. House and Opioids. Pinkie and the Brain.

      • janecita

        I kept on singing the Pinky and the Brain theme song yesterday. I drove my kids crazy:-)

    • The log lady and her log. Unconditional love in the land where firewood is king.

      • Thiazin Red

        Her goodbye monologue made me ugly cry.

    • Rick Hill
    • natoslug

      For star-crossed lovers, there’s always Steve ‘n Donnie.

    • janecita

      Also Louis and Angel from the John Connolly “Charlie Parker” series. I love those two men.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Mr. and Mrs. Jean-Paul Sartre.

    • CindyinEncinitas

      Emma and Mr. Knightley.

    • OneYieldRegular

      I love the first Thin Man film when Nora arrives at the bar to find that Nick has already had six martinis, so she orders six martinis at one time so that she can catch up.

    • OneYieldRegular

      Penderal and Gladys in The Old Dark House.

      • Thiazin Red

        My favorite of his movies.

    • everstar

      Harriet Vane and Lord Peter Wimsey.
      Leia Organa and Han Solo. (I don’t care what Episodes VII and VIII said, they were very happy, damn it)
      Jo March and Friedrich Bhaer. I’m serious.

  • Lyly Sirivong
    • jowgajen

      Oh well, then that *really* disproves global warming.

      • Parakeetist

        Do these fuckers not know that there is a Southern Hemisphere where there are opposite seasons?

        • jowgajen

          Desert means always really hot, right?

        • 🍁 Møøse Fuddlin’ Girl Guide 🍁

          Fake news. Australia has the Alpine mountains where the kangaroos go skiing. It’s cold there! Global warming is a Chinese hoax!

      • Doug Langley

        I’ll say. Just like the 50s temp for the past couple days here. Oh, wait . . .

    • Skeptical_thinker

      Some areas got 16″.

  • miss_grundy

    Well, let’s see, OHJB, Hillz and the Big Dog have commented on Racist Shitmouth’s comments but where is Bamz in all of this?

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      Going high, I would guess.

    • Bigly smart jesterpunk

      Fuck it, I’m out.

      https://imgur.com/hSl533W

    • where alpacas fuck

      Planning a coup, if there’s a god in heaven who loves us.
      (There’s not. We’re fucked.)

      • Smoke O’Hontas

        Indeed. Just caught your new nym… I’m guessing Alpacas fuck in Naperville. Am I right, or is it Belvedere? Inquiring minds and stuff…

        • where alpacas fuck

          We’re kind of a frisky bunch. Alpacas can be found fucking pretty much anywhere. ;)
          This alpaca wouldn’t be caught DEAD in Naperville. Yuppie city. Yuk! Spit.

    • Jonny On Maui

      Showing the class that he has by ignoring the shithead…

    • Sophia

      Unfortunately it would just energize trump’s drooling base if bamz jumped in. I imagine he will come out with something in the next week that will address the issue but not name names. Sometimes Obama needs to stay quiet. He probably hates it but it is necessary.

      • Smoke O’Hontas

        And he does the right thing even though it’s hard, because he’s a damn adult.

  • Nounverb911
    • bbayliss

      Just wait, it gets worse, then better.
      Whoops I’ve said too much.

      • Nounverb911

        After the mid-terms?

    • OneYieldRegular

      So far, 2018 feels a lot like 1939.

  • Nounverb911
    • WannabeTraveler

      That makes me miss him more.

      • puredog

        I don’t think I could miss him more, but I’m about to find out. Off to Letterman!

    • DrBigHead

      That is a man who is comfortable around kids. And they know it.

    • Occupied Shithole of Kavefish

      Oh, garsh….

      so much of the missing of him.

    • Smoke O’Hontas

      He’s our real dad!

    • everstar

      Every picture I’ve ever seen of Obama with kids is just magical.

  • Jonny On Maui

    Interesting LttE. It never ceases to amaze me that normally rational folk believe prohibition works and does anything more than create a new criminal class and all the other corruption that goes with it.

    http://www.mauinews.com/opinion/letters-to-the-editor/2018/01/we-must-move-nationwide-to-outlaw-tobacco-smoking/

    • Lord Jim

      I never lived in the era of Prohibition, but it failed so horribly that history can never forget.

      “Rulers, Statesmen, Nations, are wont to be emphatically commended
      to the teaching which experience offers in history. But what experience
      and history teach is this – that people and governments never have
      learned anything from history, or acted on principles deduced from it.
      Each period is involved in such peculiar circumstances, exhibits a
      condition of things so strictly idiosyncratic, that its conduct must be
      regulated by considerations connected with itself, and itself alone.”

      G. W. F. Hegel

      http://www.age-of-the-sage.org/philosophy/history/learning_from_history.jpg

  • Bell the Blind Tiger MCD

    where are my Austin wanks tonight. I need you.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      All ok -from not Austin? And. Wonks or wanks?

      • Bell the Blind Tiger MCD

        I need volunteers for a lit drop tomorrow that I didn’t get the time for until about 2 hours ago. find me Werewolf! find me John! find me Walter! find me Fartknocker!

        trust me: my candidate is the right candidate or I would not be working for said candidate.

        • Beanz&Berryz

          The Bell stamp of approval rings true.

          • Bell the Blind Tiger MCD

            I may be a luddite, but I know my TX policy. my candidate is the lady for the job.

          • Beanz&Berryz

            A PM call on a mommyblog without comments for a lit drop manana isn’t very Ludditey.

          • Bell the Blind Tiger MCD

            it’s my magic typewriter.

          • Beanz&Berryz

            To know “typewriter” is to know history.

        • Johnatx

          What do you need?

  • DainBramage

    I still say that whatever the hell comes out of Trump’s mouth is not materially different from what is said at closed door Republican meetings.

    • Bigly smart jesterpunk

      The only difference is he says the quiet things out loud through a bullhorn.

    • Victoria Ricola

      Or open mics on Fox “News”

    • bbayliss

      Whadda ya expect from this party:
      You start out in 1954 by saying, “Nigger, nigger, nigger.” By 1968 you can’t say “nigger”—that hurts you, backfires. So you say stuff like, uh, forced busing, states’ rights, and all that stuff, and you’re getting so abstract. Now, you’re talking about cutting taxes, and all these things you’re talking about are totally economic things and a byproduct of them is, blacks get hurt worse than whites.… “We want to cut this,” is much more abstract than even the busing thing, uh, and a hell of a lot more abstract than “Nigger, nigger.”
      https://www.thenation.com/article/exclusive-lee-atwaters-infamous-1981-interview-southern-strategy/
      Lee Atwater on the southern strategy.
      I encourage anyone who hears “republicans aren’t racist” to cut and paste this and shove it in their face

      • 🍁 Møøse Fuddlin’ Girl Guide 🍁

        Try that on Twitter, even with the N-word bowdlerized, and you’ll get banned for “harassment.”

        Call a black person the actual word — heck, get a bunch of trolls all together to mount a vile racist attack against them — and Twitter will say, “this is newsworthy and doesn’t violate our Terms of Service.”

        • Doug Langley

          But have Donnie threaten to nuke an entire country and Twitter goes “Enh, not a problem.”

        • bbayliss

          At breitbart it’s fine to threaten violence, even murder, but you can’t say fuck.

  • Bub the very stable zombie
    • Sheepshagger

      Signs and wonders.

    • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

      …with a donkey dildo.

  • Sheepshagger

    Dons medical went exceptionally well, says the Whitehouse press office, releasing no details and misspelling the doctors name. https://twitter.com/jeneps/status/951963621059387393

    • OrG Unstable Genius

      I don’t believe that.

      • Sheepshagger

        But it’s the Whitehouse press office!

      • Paperless Tiger

        Emperor has clothes!

      • Unstable Genius Roni Raven

        I don’t either.

    • DainBramage

      “His heart is still beating, his lungs process air and cheeseburgers move through his digestive tract at a remarkable pace.”

    • Bigly smart jesterpunk

      Did he test positive to everything again?

      • 🍁 Møøse Fuddlin’ Girl Guide 🍁

        Except IQ.

    • Nounverb911

      Except for the gooey brown mass in his head….

    • Ms.M.Like,Genius on Maui

      Someone had to touch him.

      UGGGHHHHHARGGGHHHHHNOOOOOOOOOOO!

      • Rick Hill

        Gloves were worn. Proly a few pair…

    • TootsStansbury

      Dear Leader is the most virile, robust and mentally superior body in the world! His fitness cannot be surpassed!

      • Sheepshagger

        He got nine shitholes in one just today!

      • puredog

        “His physical authoritah will not be denied!”

    • WannabeTraveler

      They will just lie about his health.

    • Bananas Foster

      A fucking post mortem can “go well’ doesn’t mean the body ain’t dead!

    • CindyinEncinitas

      His cholesterol is a surprisingly low 1,287!

    • ltmcdies

      so basically what they are saying….Donald Trump is healthy with no dementia therefore he is a racist, ignorant incurious and lazy jack ass by choice.

      not the least bit surprised.

    • Vel Venturi

      How can they misspell Dr. Spaceman?

  • Meanie-meanie, tickle a person
  • Beau
  • alwayspunkindrublic

    So, WSJ reporting that Trump paid a porn star 136K right before the election to keep her cakehole shut about their affair? Has this been dissected and snarked on already? I’ve just emerged from the salt mines.

    • Parakeetist

      Yes.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Yes, I’m an idiot, yes the story is true, or yes it’s already old news?

        • Cousin Itt, hoi polloi

          Might have to fly out to LA and do some on-the-set research.

        • Parakeetist

          Uh, yes, I think some people posted about it. Sry.

        • Smoke O’Hontas

          Yes, it would be irresponsible not to speculate. Pee or moar pee? You decide.

    • Cousin Itt, hoi polloi

      Donald Trump’s porn name is Donald Trump.

      • Jonny On Maui

        He’s the only guy at the orgy that has to pay to get laid…

    • Spotts1701, Porg Wrangler

      The usual suspects are already denying it.

      • Skeptical_thinker

        Then it must be true.

    • Victoria Ricola

      Fun fact – Stormy Daniels (the porn star in question) was going to run against David Vitter in 2010.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Stormy Daniels? You’re kidding, right?

        • Victoria Ricola

          Nope. Everything about this story is directly out of central casting.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            You sure it wasn’t Vicious Rivers?

          • Smoke O’Hontas

            As with everything now, you couldn’t make this shit up.

    • Ωbjectifier

      Why pay all that money? We already know about his teeny tiny peen.

    • his base would love that shit

    • puredog

      so he’s a slob too
      meh

  • Parakeetist

    Asshole coward was just shown on MSNBC walking out of a press conference. A reporter asked him several times, “Are you a racist?” and he just walked out of the room. What a fucking asshole. How hard is it to say Yes or No?

    • 🍁 Møøse Fuddlin’ Girl Guide 🍁

      Worse: it was a Martin Luther King-related event.

      50 fucking years after his assassination and we’re still dealing with this crap.

      http://www.rawstory.com/2018/01/mr-president-are-you-a-racist-trump-flees-mlk-event-as-april-ryan-hurls-questions-at-him/

    • ltmcdies

      so the answer is “yes” is it

    • what kind of stupid fucking question is that

      • Parakeetist

        Did you forget the sarcasm tag, or are you with him?

        It’s a press conference. He is supposed to answer questions. That’s why he’s there. It’s his job.

        • Are you fucking kidding me right now
          The press is completely fucking full of fucking morons whose brains reset every goddamn morning

          • Parakeetist

            Uh, no, he’s supposed to answer questions. That’s what you do at a PRESS CONFERENCE. Try again.

          • PRESIDENT TRUMP PRESIDENT TRUMP
            ARE YOU WEARING PANTS? WHAT COLOR IS THE SKY? IS IT BLUE? MR PRESIDENT IS THE SKY BLUE? MR PRESIDENT MR PRESIDENT MR PRESIDENT ANSWER THE QUESTION

            later

            THIS IS AN OUTRAGE HE WOULDNT SAY YES

          • Parakeetist

            Wow, you’re kind of an idiot. “Are you a racist?” is not hard to answer.

          • I’m the idiot and you’re the one who took TWO AND A HALF YEARS TO FIGURE OUT “Mexicans are rapists” IS A RACIST

          • Parakeetist

            What are you talking about? I did not say that.

  • Spotts1701, Porg Wrangler

    Nope. Apology pointedly not accepted, Tweety.

    “This was a terrible comment I made in poor taste during the height of the Bill Cosby headlines,” Matthews [said in a statement]. “I realize that’s no excuse. I deeply regret it and I’m sorry.”

    • puredog

      As I mentioned elsewhere, in context, it appears that Tweety (who had no love for Hillary) was contemplating roofy-ing HIMSELF to prepare for an interview with her. Tasteless? Sure. A hanging offense? Nah.

    • Thiazin Red

      Maybe also apologize for being a gross creep, and constantly covering Clinton with deranged misogyny in general?

  • Rick Hill

    Not certain if this video will work. If you do have to go off site to watch it, or if it does work, watch it till the end. You will…thank me later.(It just may wash the taste of trump fail out of your soul)
    https://www.facebook.com/KamuiCos/videos/1944484718913365/

    • tehbaddr

      Faceplace Vid? WTF are you thinking posting that!

  • Bigly smart jesterpunk

    Walmart just fired more people. But they might be giving people bonuses so the GOP is happy right?

    https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-01-12/wal-mart-said-to-restructure-store-roles-to-streamline-business

    A day after embarking on a pay hike, Wal-Mart Stores Inc. is taking steps to shake up management at thousands of its stores.

    The world’s biggest retailer is removing about 3,500 store co-managers, a salaried role that acts as a lieutenant underneath each store manager, according to people familiar with the move. It’s also adding about 1,700 assistant store managers, a slightly lower-paid role, who will oversee fast-growing areas like online orders, one of the people said.

    All co-managers will be notified Friday, and those affected will be able to apply for other roles, said the people, who asked not to be identified because the move hasn’t been announced publicly.

  • ltmcdies

    I’m sorry in advance for what I am about to post as I’m sure many will run for the eyebleach

    https://twitter.com/NoahShachtman/status/951967226973782016

    • Parakeetist

      I can’t not click. Vomit.

      • where alpacas fuck

        Thank you both for the warning. Not going there.

        • OutOfOrbit

          me neither

    • everstar

      That poor woman. $130,000 isn’t nearly enough.

  • Paperless Tiger

    Remember when ‘Third World’ was considered an insult? We’ve come so far.

    • 🍁 Møøse Fuddlin’ Girl Guide 🍁

      Now America is the Turd World.

  • Angela Ruzzo

    New GOP Senate candidate defends Trump’s racism
    https://thinkprogress.org/renacci-trump-defense-012923163fa3/
    Rep. Jim Renacci (R-OH) is off to a strong start in the Ohio Senate race by saying “Let’s not judge the president on what he says.”

    What?? Not judge the President on what he says? Why the fuck not, Rep. Renacci?

    • WannabeTraveler

      What does he think people should judge him on? His actions are worse than what he says.

      • “M”

        He doesn’t think he should be judged AT ALL. He’s the apex of white male entitlement and when he says he’s wonderful we should all just … acquiesce. The hell with that, of course.

    • Bigly smart jesterpunk
    • alwayspunkindrublic

      By all means, let’s never judge anyone for what they say, do, advocate for, or believe. How unfair.

      • JaveyDay

        Or who they vote for.

        • OneYieldRegular

          Or who they arrest and deport and urge their supporters to beat up.

      • Radio Where Wolves Fuck

        The only thing that matters is the color of your skin and how much money your parents left you.

    • Spotts1701, Porg Wrangler

      Okay, so what should we judge him on? His eating habits? His dress sense? His rapier wit?
      He sucks at everything.

      • Doug Langley

        Didn’t you know? We’re supposed to judge him on his heart.

        ** engages X-ray machine **

        Oh mah Gawd . . .

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        • Angelina

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      • Ill-Advised

        We could judge him on his suckitude.

        Oh, wait…

      • natoslug

        It’s who he is on the inside that counts. Hopefully the VA doc can begin the vivisection this weekend and give us all a good view.

      • Radio Where Wolves Fuck

        Yeah, he’s definitely rapey-er

    • NotALiar

      We should judge him the way they judged Obama. Does anyone have pics of Trump with a bone through his nose or hanging from a noose?

      • TootsStansbury

        How’s about one with his hands cut off and dangling from a signpost? OK, that is mean. With votes!

        • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

          ll Duce Libelz!1!1!1

        • NotALiar

          Can you explain this one? Nothing is coming to mind at the moment. I’m really really tired.

          • TootsStansbury

            A ham fisted Moussolini reference.

          • Radio Where Wolves Fuck

            Mmmmm, ham

          • NotALiar

            Oh yea! I knew it sounded familiar.

    • OneYieldRegular

      I’ve just judged Jim Renacci on what he says. If the rest of us have to life with it, then so should he.

    • everstar

      As I mentioned yesterday, when Joy Reid was interviewing Representative Marshall from Kansas, he said there wasn’t anything he could do about the president’s behavior, leading me to throw my pocket copy of the Constitution, with Article Two heavily underlined, at the screen.

      • Angela Ruzzo

        Well in a way Marshall was right, because Donald has been a vulgar, ignorant, incendiary asshole all his life, and nobody can do anything about it now. However, he doesn’t have to be one in the White House, and that IS something Marshall can do something about.

        • everstar

          Right; I was mad because Marshall was blatantly ignoring one of his Constitutional rights and duties, not because I expect him to transform Trump into some form of decent human being. Oversight, not miracles.

          • Angela Ruzzo

            I was reading an article about all the standardized testing we subject school children to, and how teachers have to be re-certified every now and then, and it occurred to me that we should test our Congress Critters and Legislators at least once a year on how well they are meeting their Constitutional rights and duties, and the results should be published, and maybe some gold stars could be handed out, plus some dunce caps, at a big public ceremony..

          • “M”

            That’s such a good idea I’m sure it will encounter enormous resistance and never be implemented.

    • Blackest Noobs

      GOP also supported an alleged pedophile.

    • Me The People

      “His mouth is a random word generator – there’s no meaning in any of it. Great President though, really, the best!”

    • “M”
      • Angela Ruzzo

        I didn’t realize until I looked at the calendar that Monday is MLK Day. Now that I’m retired, I forget about holidays and I do silly things like putting mail in the mailbox on those days and wondering why it wasn’t picked up.

        MLK Day reminded me every year how racist many white Americans are. Every year one or two of my coworkers would make snide remarks about how MLK didn’t deserve a national holiday, but they were happy to take the day off and be paid for it.

    • mfp, normegian would

      not judge him on what he says?…uhh, rep renacci?…what he says is what he is/does….

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Echolalia

  • Rick Hill

    Listen to this, too but sirusly, go look at the video I posted below.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBsfw1u-dWg

  • Johnatx

    So…. is the place where wolves fuck the same place where bears shit?

    • TJ Barke

      More or less.

    • cheetojeebus

      Yep, the first stop on the Hershey Highway.

    • H0mer0

      Zellerbach Plaza on the UC Berkeley Campus was where my friend Craig says the bear shits (there’s a statue there of a bear making a “growler.”)

  • Bub the very stable zombie
  • Rick Hill

    So, has anyone been commenting on America’s role in creating or keeping some of those countries in shithole status?

    • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

      Why bring up facts?

    • Mentally Stable Ron

      In the MSM? Shirley you jest.

  • Jeffocaster in the West

    It’s funny because there are many beautiful places where wolves fuck. I think the translation missed the mark. A shithole might better be translated as any place the fuckface is.

    • Parakeetist

      How come the wolves don’t go to a nice hotel, like everyone else?

      • where alpacas fuck

        Vukojebina Hotel is actually quite nice. Lots of old world charm.

      • C4TWOMAN

        Prejudice, man. Separate but equal.

      • Jeffocaster in the West

        Actually, wolves sometimes do go to nice hotels…

    • OneYieldRegular

      I think by “place” they don’t mean the woods. Surely you remember The Newlywed Game question: “What would your husband say is the most unusual place you’ve made whoopee?” and the contestant’s response: “In the butt, Bob.”

      • Beanz&Berryz

        That one still makes me laugh.

      • Courser_Resistance

        I have it on good authority that wolf bitches aren’t into anal.

    • Courser_Resistance

      I was thinking that there are wolves quite near Oslo. I assume they fuck there too, but I can’t find a way to make that snarky.

  • Lyly Sirivong

    http://www.huffingtonpost.fr/2018/01/12/les-pays-de-merde-de-donald-trump-les-medias-du-monde-entier-en-mal-de-la-bonne-traduction_a_23331916/?ncid=fcbklnkfrhpmg00000001

    France – pays de merde – shitty countries
    Spain – paises de mierda – shitty countries
    Netherland – achterlijke – Backward countries
    Greece – Shithouse countries
    Russia – Dirty hole (РИА Новости) / Shithole (Тру́д)
    Italy – merdaio – clusterfuck
    Germany – Dreckslöcher – rathole
    Croatia – vukojebina – The place where wolves fuck
    Japan – Filthy country (NHK) / Countries that look like toilets (Jiji)
    China – Bad countries
    Taiwan – Countries where birds don’t lay eggs

    • 🍁 Møøse Fuddlin’ Girl Guide 🍁

      How to say “America” in multiple languages?

      • Everrett Fanuelli

        Fuckedghanistan

        • 🍁 Møøse Fuddlin’ Girl Guide 🍁

          Orangustan

          Altered States of America

        • WomanInThePersistence

          Dunbfuckistan.

      • hudson

        no ma, let’s not let this guy define us please.

        • 🍁 Møøse Fuddlin’ Girl Guide 🍁

          Then we need to fumigate all the deplorable conditions that allowed this cancer to thrive. We really need de-Nazification.

          • hudson

            ya so about that, my colleague was mentioning how what reagan did to fairness doctrine which led to mushrooming cottage industry of hate by limpblah et al which in turn led to this state of affairs. is it right?

          • 🍁 Møøse Fuddlin’ Girl Guide 🍁

            Yup, that’s a bigly part of it. The FCC used to have to abide by guidelines requiring the reporting of truth as news. That, of course, put a damper on RWNJ bullshit. So Reagan killed the rule and the rest is history.

            Fun fact: Roger Ailes wanted to start Fox News way back in the ’70s as “Nixon TV” because he didn’t feel that Uncle Walter and the like were being “fair” in covering the Vietnam war spiraling out of control. “Fair” meaning flag-draped sycophants. It was thanks to the death of the Fairness Doctrine — and the injection of blood money from King Rupert — that he was finally able to do it.

          • hudson

            no wonder hannity is such a fanboy.

          • hudson

            thanks ya.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        I thought the Russian for “America” was

        Страна, в которой преступник забирает наши деньги.

    • Courser_Resistance

      Norwegian – Drittland – shit country

  • NotALiar

    Trump thinks Africa is a country. Also republicans are sooo outraged and concerned about trump’s fat mouth shitting racisms. Don’t worry, they have no intention to do anything about it. They know that in about 30 hours he will do something else just as concerning and shocking and everyone will move on. I guarantee you that by next Friday we will be talking about the 4th horrible thing that happened during the week. He needs to be removed before it’s too late.

    • NotALiar

      I know this is captain obvious shit but I’m so mad it helps to write it out sometimes

    • FDRliberal

      Paul Ryan talks about Trump’s racism passively, e.g., “it is unfortunate” – as if he were talking about the weather. Ryan doesn’t care one iota, so long as he can rob the middle class of their money by getting the Orange Scumbag to sign his criminal bills.

      • NotALiar

        I know but wouldn’t it be easier if they had Pence? Pence wouldn’t accidentally torpedo bills on twitter because he’s to fucking stupid to know better.

      • OneYieldRegular

        Ryan is so craven that he’d clean the mud off of totalitarian boots with his tongue.

        • Christopher Story

          The blood of stomped puppies

        • Mentally Stable Ron

          Been reading his fanfic again?

    • OutOfOrbit

      but Mueller won’t move on the tRumpsterfire until every single lead is investigated to the last degree

      • WomanInThePersistence

        I’m actually okay with that.

        • C4TWOMAN

          Yep. After the Bundy fiasco, do this thing right and nail them.

  • Wuulf
    • 🍁 Møøse Fuddlin’ Girl Guide 🍁

      The new “Success Kid”: Resistance Kid.

  • Rick Hill
  • tehbaddr

    NO SHITHOLE! NO SHITHOLE! YOU’RE THE SHITHOLE !!!

  • trump’s wife is from a shithole
    which makes sense since he’s into piss

  • JaveyDay
    • TootsStansbury

      DO NOT WANT

      • hudson

        forget wanting it, i regret that i even saw it.

    • 🍁 Møøse Fuddlin’ Girl Guide 🍁

      Sure beats the real “Trumpy Bear”

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9qv8RSreIM

      • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

        That is heinous and I’ve seen the commercial live while watching movies on the old fogie HD channels.

        • 🍁 Møøse Fuddlin’ Girl Guide 🍁

          The Bradford Exchange’s talking Justin Trudeau doll is a better quality product. A little creepy, and a blatantly obvious Rule 34 waiting to happen, but at least it says nice things instead of the word vomit from Trumpy Bear.

        • Mentally Stable Ron

          Same. Christ on a bloody crutch, those ads make infomercials seem like models of taste, decorum and circumspection.

      • C4TWOMAN

        So this is for real:
        http://gettrumpybear.com/

        Or someone has cleverly found a way to honestly make money off our national disaster….

        • 🍁 Møøse Fuddlin’ Girl Guide 🍁

          Don’t go to the website though, i’s a script kiddie’s gold mine. That’s why I posted the YouTube video instead of the actual site.

          • C4TWOMAN

            Thanks. I did notice some clues it’s a cottage operation. Like one of the women is not a professional actress considering the tats on her arm…

    • C4TWOMAN

      But does it tweet?

  • Sheepshagger

    How weird is that. The statement from the Whitehouse that quotes the doctor seems to be nowhere on the web. What’s the bet he never said anything close to what they claim?

    • hudson

      what’s up with the doctor thingie? did he say he’s the healthiest person the doctor has ever seen? and he is miracle of nature or something?

      • h4rr4r

        All the test results were positive.

        • hudson

          iswydt. clever.

    • OneYieldRegular

      You can tell they wrote it themselves because the doctor says he “looks forward to briefing some of the details.”

  • everstar

    Here’s what amazes me about the pusillanimous excuses mewled by those who are bawds in the way of good service: none of their explanations, even if true, do a damn thing to make this excusable. I’m supposed to overlook Trump slandering other people’s countries just because he’s allegedly making progress on DACA? Because he’s “fixing” the economy? The hell I will. I don’t care what kind of gilded scaffolding they slap up around this collapsing wreck of a supposed human being. What he said was rude and inexcusable, and I would have said so were it Hillary, Obama, or the sainted Bernie himself.

  • FDRliberal

    The Orange Scumbag has had a shit-show week, starting off with a book that exposes him as a fool, cowering out of a visit to the UK for fear of protests, getting lambasted as a racist after his now-infamous ‘shithole’ remark and ending on a high note with a cover up payment to a porn star.

    Just another week with Trump. Thanks Comey.

    • Rebel Scum with permit

      And Trump has publicly called Comey a liar, a leaker, and a traitor for his efforts.

    • Lefty Wright

      Yeah, you can look at the graph on Real Clear Politics for the last two weeks before the election and see the polls narrowing quickly after that letter was resleased.

  • Courser_Resistance

    I can’t wait to find an opportunity to use ‘the place wolves fuck’ in conversation.

    “You can shove that right in the place wolves fuck!” has a certain ring to it.

    • La forza del resistino

      The Minnesota NBA franchise may take umbrage.

      • Courser_Resistance

        Timberwolves, right? How about… ‘…the place the wolves fuck their opponents over?’

  • Begin Anew Day

    Yo donnie! Wadda ya waiting for?

    What’s the hold up? Waiting for a better moment? It’s Martin Luther King Day Donnie! What better time for you to drop a few N-bombs.

    No! Not the Nuclear bombs donnie! I mean the N WORD! You are SOOOOOO close donnie!

    Go on already! We all know you want to. Let’s get it out in the open donnie! It’s time for ALL the cards to be put on the table.

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    OT: So we had an assembly today and the national anthem was sung before it. One of my students decided to sit and I asked him to stand even though he wanted to express himself. He did, but then I changed my mind and told him he could sit for the national anthem if he wanted to. I figured I didn’t want to be a hypocrite since we are talking about rights in ELA and I always encourage my students to be critical thinkers and informed citizens. Plus I didn’t feel that I had the right to make him stand or infringe on his freedom of expression since I’m actually a government employee being a public school teacher and all. I told one teacher about it and she said she would have done the same thing. Two other teachers I talked to seemed pretty upset that I would allow the student to site. Fingers crossed that I don’t get in trouble with admin.

    • Thiazin Red

      I’ve always thought how weird it is that in this country we sing the anthem at every damn gathering. School assembly? Anthem. Sporting event at every level? Anthem

      • Everrett Fanuelli

        We say the pledge every morning. I do not stand for the pledge and I do not make my students stand either.

        • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

          Do the Bellamy Salute and see what happens.

      • Résistance Land Shark Ω

        Perp walk out of the West Wing? Anthem.

        • Begin Anew Day

          Or the “Wah, Wah, Wah” of the world’s largest trombone band.

        • h4rr4r

          I will proudly sing for that.

          • Résistance Land Shark Ω

            … and I will stand also too.

        • Sheepshagger

          “Hit the road Jack…”

        • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

          That would be appropriate.

      • JParkerSD46

        We can thank the good people of Chicago. In 1918 at a World Series game vs. Boston, and shortly after before the end of World War I, the Navy band played the anthem during the 7th inning stretch. Here’s the complete story. In it’s own way, it is touching and truly patriotic. Today it seems to be much less. http://www.history.com/news/why-the-star-spangled-banner-is-played-at-sporting-events

    • 🍁 Møøse Fuddlin’ Girl Guide 🍁

      If you or they do, this is a rather famous precedent that should back you both up:

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tinker_v._Des_Moines_Independent_Community_School_District

    • WomanInThePersistence

      You did a good thing and should be proud about that.

    • OneYieldRegular

      It’s a public school. The Supreme Court has made clear that students have the right to remain silent. A friend who taught in a private Catholic school got fired for letting her students skip the Pledge if they didn’t want to recite it, and she decamped to Germany as a result, where she lived happily ever after.

      • Vagenda and Pee-ara

        Who would have ever thought that Americans would be moving to Germany to get away from Nazis? What a world, what a world.

      • Bigly smart jesterpunk

        How long until Trump tries to bring back the original salute?

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bellamy_salute

    • WannabeTraveler

      You did the right thing!

    • Bigly smart jesterpunk

      The anthem and pledge are just weird. Especially now with the shithead in charge turning them into a political thing to attack people with. I would prefer if people and places just stopped doing both.

      • theblackdog

        I kind of hope the sports leagues stop playing it before games. I’ve avoided going to my seat until after the anthem is played.

        • Arolpin

          I agree in principle, but baseball kind of needs it.

          • theblackdog

            How come? Is it something baseball has always done?

          • Arolpin

            Baseball is more religion than sport. The traditions matter.

            It’s also required for this old chestnut to make any sense:

            What are the last two words to “The Star-Spangled Banner”?

            “Play Ball!”

          • theblackdog

            LOL! I had not heard that joke but it’s pretty good.

    • Sheepshagger

      For fucks sake. Land of the free.

    • h4rr4r

      A disturbing number of teachers seem to think they are little dictators.

      • Joseph James Ording III

        A disturbing number of children seem to think they are little dictators.

        • h4rr4r

          I must disagree.
          Demanding your rights isnnot being a dictator. Denying someone their rights is.

        • h4rr4r

          I take it you were one of the two horrified teachers.

  • sosuume
    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      What the what????? There’s so much fuckery with this guy, I just can’t keep up.

      • h4rr4r

        Trump’s lawyer paid $130k to a porn star. To keep her quiet about her and Donnie making the beast with two backs.

        • Vagenda and Pee-ara

          Why am I completely unsurprised?

          • h4rr4r

            Because you’re a smart cookie.

          • Rick Hill

            It was pointed out, below, all that’s been missing is the pron star hush money

        • WomanInThePersistence

          Please do not ever refer to a sexually aroused Trump again. Because ugh.

    • OrG Unstable Genius

      How about russian collusion?

    • where alpacas fuck

      Donnie, I realize that Papa Putin has been cleaning up your more recent hooker-related messes (so to speak, anyway), but you should’ve known there’s no prostitute-client privilege.

  • Ill-Advised

    From shithole countries to shithole states in 3…2…1…

    • Bobathonic

      By an amazing coincidence, the map of non-shithole states looks exactly like his electoral victory map.

    • Begin Anew Day

      Me first!

      Yrs,

      Mississippi

  • Vagenda and Pee-ara

    I’m fairly certain Trump is playing 11th dimensional chess here. If he manages to personally insult every single American, he’ll get voted out of office and won’t have to keep doing this boring job, and living in that shithole, the White House.

    • WomanInThePersistence

      I doubt he can play 3 dimensional chess.

      • Mentally Stable Ron

        Unless he cheats, to hide the fact that he has no clue how to play the game.

      • Vagenda and Pee-ara

        I’m amazed each and every day that this idiot is POTUS.

    • Cogswell – Overlord of Barsoom

      I doubt he is capable of one dimensional checkers.

      • h4rr4r

        How do you play that? Your pieces are points that move on a single line?

        • Cogswell – Overlord of Barsoom

          I think you draw a line on a piece of paper.

        • Mehmeisterjr

          It gets tricky with those horsey thingies.

      • Rick Hill

        Or tic-tac-toe

        • Cogswell – Overlord of Barsoom

          ^^^THIS^^^

      • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

        One dimensional Chinese checkers. We’d need to keep an eye out or he’ll eat the marbles.

      • theCryptofishist

        Zero dimensional probably is too much for him.

    • Begin Anew Day

      Don’t confuse the shithole(s) in the White House for the actual White House.

    • Bigly smart jesterpunk

      The problem with that is there are a few million people who love what he is doing because it makes liberals mad.

      • Raan

        Also that he could just quit.

        He could step on Marine One tomorrow, give all of us the finger, and it would be the most popular thing he ever did.

  • WomanInThePersistence

    This is completely random. Cuidado!

    https://youtu.be/nVjRiFFBpHE

    • Parakeetist

      Can’t you leave them to their moment?

      • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

        We would if they would get a room.

        • Joseph James Ording III

          Stop slut-shaming.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Why did Trump pay the top-llama $150,000 to keep quiet?

      • Parakeetist

        Eeeeew

        • Mehmeisterjr

          ♫ Llama me,
          Llama me mucho, ♫

    • JaveyDay

      Llamarama!

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      Brokeback Mountin’. Mama’s seen enough of that llama drama.

  • Ryan Denniston

    Why don’t we have a word for where wolves like to fuck?

    • Rebel Scum with permit

      We do. It’s called Alaska.

      • Ryan Denniston

        Touche!

      • Mehmeisterjr

        Palin non-libelz!!!!!,11,!,1!,1<,1!!!<1!!!<!1!1!

      • OneYieldRegular

        Don’t forget Trader Vic’s.

        • Very Stable Royal Ugly Dude

          Well, after a pina colada or three

          • NorthernSaber

            His hair was perfect!

          • Occupied Shithole of Kavefish

            Unlike my hair, which was very, very greasy indeed…

            https://youtu.be/C-XffQd0Tgc

      • Vagenda and Pee-ara

        Ba dum tish! Rim shot!

  • Occupied Shithole of Kavefish

    They realize it’ll go nowhere, but it’s still worthwhile to pursue censure.

    The chairman of the Congressional Black Caucus and the top Democrat on the House Judiciary Committee say they plan to introduce a censure resolution against President Donald Trump over his “bigoted fear mongering” about Haiti and Africa.

    Democratic Reps. Cedric Richmond of Louisiana and Jerrold Nadler of New York say they were deeply troubled by Trump’s comments referring to African nations as “shithole” countries during an Oval Office meeting on immigration.

    Richmond and Nadler say the countries Trump insulted “produce immigrants that are remarkable and make significant contributions to our country.”

    The censure resolution has little chance of passage in the Republican-controlled House, but Richmond and Nadler say it’s important because “America is a beacon of hope.” They say Trump’s comments don’t “represent the real feelings” of most Americans.

    FROM: https://www.usnews.com/news/politics/articles/2018-01-11/the-latest-pelosi-scorns-five-white-guys-on-immigration

    • where alpacas fuck

      And it’s now in the official record.

  • JaveyDay

    I don’t know about where wolves fuck. But I do know about a certain Fuck who likes to wolf down KFC and BigMacs and wipe his greasy paws all over his sheets. The sheets are white, of course.

  • Rachel Book Harlot

    We have three more years of this nightmare?

  • janecita
    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      Thast was hilarious, but whern they showed Michelle, I couldn’t help but sob a little bit.

  • jaspersdad

    Ima go watch Maudie, the story of Canadian artist Maud Lewis.

    This painting sold for $37k last spring. During her lifetime her work fetched no more than $10.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/232255d47c933b2ca65cdf58154de473795e5166e46e554cafec5baebb709a3f.jpg

    https://youtu.be/v9Z0-2_LvmY

  • Bigly smart jesterpunk

    So the shithead opened his shithole and the top of bullshit mountain defended him.

    http://insanitations.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/woody.jpg

    • JaveyDay

      He truly is King Shit of Turd Mountain.

      • theCryptofishist

        Ubu Roi LieBullz~~!!!!!11111

  • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

    I had to take a break from the news for the past two days. The “shithole” comment tho, jeezus.
    That bring me to point and laff and offer this video. Don’t judge me.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiSsrEg3tks

  • hudson

    it’s friday night fellow proles, which means what, per grassley of gop? we waste away on booze, and sundry fine things of life. Insha jeebus we shall live up to our alleged creed.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az3KeAPWQq4

  • Ryan Denniston

    This Orwellian administration is probably importing rapists as we speak.

    • Sheepshagger

      Eastasian rapists?

      • Ryan Denniston

        I’ll have to go back through his campaign speeches to see what other horrors await us.

    • theCryptofishist

      Assange? Oh fuck.

      • Joseph James Ording III

        ‘Assange’ is Australian for “where wolves fuck”

        • theCryptofishist

          Where dingoes fuck.

          • Raan

            And eat babies.

          • 🍁 Møøse Fuddlin’ Girl Guide 🍁

            Vegan babby Assangeholes?

          • NellCote71

            No love for kangaroos?

          • Occupied Shithole of Kavefish

            You gotta tie them down, sport.

          • theCryptofishist

            Closest thing to wolves, and a tip to baby eaters. However, it could be duck billed platypuses or wombats, as well as kangaroos. Or budgies.

  • 🍁 Møøse Fuddlin’ Girl Guide 🍁

    Donald J. Dear Jerkoff Twitferbrains meltdown in 3…. 2…. 1….

    Immigrants from so-called “shithole” countries are sharing their accomplishments in response to Trump’s racist comments

    Love that the last kid shared a statement about the comments being made on Alexander Hamilton’s birthday. They should make a video with this as their backing soundtrack:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_35a7sn6ds

    • hudson

      so per stats, nigerians in the states have a higher than average educational attainment stats. so trump can suck that.

      my own personal story is i’ve had a nigerian prof and the missus a haitian advisor. plus sundry classmates from kenya, nigeria, haiti and carribean and good old native blacks both as profs and classmates.

      in summary what i have to say is this, trump is speaks from his ass.

    • everstar

      For those who don’t know: the rapper on the subway was the defecting Empire pilot in Star Wars: Rogue One. The actor’s name is Riz Ahmed.

  • Cogswell – Overlord of Barsoom

    Anyone watch Chris Matthews spitting all over David Corn? I can’t stand watching Matthews and I was wondering what Corn said.

    • 🍁 Møøse Fuddlin’ Girl Guide 🍁

      Was Tweety spitting out his Cosby pill?

  • Ryan Denniston

    How many of you sent letters to the White House exclaiming how this week’s meeting was one of the best you’ve ever seen?

  • Bub the very stable zombie
  • NorthernSaber

    “Where the Wolves Like to Fuck” sounds like a Sendak book gone badly wrong…

    • Parakeetist

      Or a U2 song

      • NorthernSaber

        Hmmm- probably one of the tunes cut from “Rattle and Hum”…

      • wait! what?

        This is what it sounds like when Bono cries…

        • NorthernSaber

          ISWYTD. Well played!

      • Bananas Foster

        No.

        A Rush song.

        • NorthernSaber

          In 7/4, with Geddy playing synth with his feet and Neal sounding the final note on an enormous gong emblazoned with a Pentagram. Fuck yeah!

    • WomanInThePersistence

      I love this song.

      https://youtu.be/9NKsIQYc2zs

  • Ya know, having “wolffuckhole” added to the vocabulary almost makes this madness bearable.

    • WomanInThePersistence

      I say this with love. No, it doesn’t.

    • Bananas Foster

      Well, I have honeymoon plans now!

    • NellCote71

      From now until forever let this be a Wonkette meme, second only to AOT,K.

      • Courser_Resistance

        Right up there with Vegan Baby Butthole

        • Pax Americana Per Ars Smith

          And Hoofwanking Bunglecunt!

    • NorthernSaber

      We just need a Croatian-speaking Wonker to give us a pronunciation guide, that way we can shout it to each other as a form of Wonkette greeting/rallying cry! Certainly we have one?!

  • goonemeritus
    • 🍁 Møøse Fuddlin’ Girl Guide 🍁

      No, asshole. You’re the one who kicked the hornet’s nest that got us into this mess. You and your idiot brother stole Florida from Gore.

      I miss Obama. And I will only ever miss Obama.

      • goonemeritus

        Fuck I even miss LBJ ,Nixon, Carter Bush the elder, Shrub but yes Obama most of all

        • Smoke O’Hontas

          Ain’t it the truth? Fuck, even Cheney seems a little less snarly these days. A little birdshot in the face doesn’t seem like such a big deal now.
          I know, Shrub was setting up for the right wing take down, but that little feller could dodge a shoe like no one’s business.

          • goonemeritus

            Cheney was unalloyed evil and a very considerable danger to our democracy but at least he was conventionally evil.

        • NorthernSaber

          Hell, Bush the Elder was Obi Wan Kenobi compared to the fuckwit we’ve got now.

          • goonemeritus

            OMG I actually have a lot of respect for the man. He is my favorite Republican President since Eisenhower.

    • hudson

      just like like our enemies you never stopped thinking of ways to harm us. look where we are. happy now?

    • everstar

      I mean, in the sense that I would rather have a cold than the flu, yes.

      • goonemeritus

        More like a good dose of the clap verses a flesh eating disease.

  • Ryan Denniston

    I really don’t get this. At the end of Season 1, Celebrity Preznit left us on the brink of war with North Korea. Where’d that storyline go?

    • Joseph James Ording III

      The guy who plays Little Rocket Man is finishing another project with South Korea before they start filming again here.

    • NellCote71

      1. The plane carrying the missles crashed on a unknown island.
      2. A man with one arm was sent on a “mission” to NK.
      3. An entire country woke up from a collective nightmare, and tuned in to Morning Joe, where President Hillary Clinton was a special guest. Global warming suddenly increased as the entire world gave a sigh of relief.

    • Left Coast Tom

      Celebrity President threatened a trade war with South Korea leading North Korea to pee itself in laughter.

  • Sheepshagger
  • Cousin Itt, hoi polloi

    The porn star in question evidently thought about running agains David Vitter. No one could make this stuff up.

    https://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/porn-star-trump-pay-off-nda-wsj

  • Bigly smart jesterpunk
  • Résistance Land Shark Ω

    What it’s like to live in a well-governed country
    From Canada to Botswana, these six nations consistently rank highest for their progressive social policies, trust in government and effective justice system.

    • 🍁 Møøse Fuddlin’ Girl Guide 🍁

      And look, the U.S. is nowhere on that list. Because we’re a shithole.

  • JParkerSD46

    Boy, I’m glad we got clarification of “where wolves fuck” because wouldn’t wolves be extinct if they fucked in the shithole? I was concerned there something about wolf reproductive systems of which I was unaware.

    • OutOfOrbit

      well wolf spermy-wormies are really strong swimmers & go all over the place once loosed

    • Stable Genius Demme

      I confess, that confused me too!

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Vicious Rivers, Stormy Daniels…sheesh, I thought Trump said all this climate change stuff was a hoax.

    • Cousin Itt, hoi polloi

      But Trickle Down is totally legit.

      • NellCote71

        Don’t trickle down my leg and tell me it’s raining.

    • NellCote71

      I lived near the Rio Grande in the Big Bend Park. Vicious is the last adjective that comes to mind. But don’t tell tRump.

  • TundraGrifter

    Mr. Feeley? Wasn’t he the neighborhood deliveryman on Mr. Rogers who was always shortstopping the videos showing how stuff is made?

    • theCryptofishist

      I’m pretty sure he was a McFeely, of that ilk.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        Right you are. It was an innocent show.

    • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

      He wrote, “Don’t Eat the Yellow Snow”.

      I.P. Freely

      • NellCote71

        Yellow Snow. Freely. Russia. Circle of Life.

      • TundraGrifter

        And the classic “Big Yellow River.”

  • Jennifer R

    So the technique I am going to use to put achievements in to my game will also let me put in a bestiary and an art gallery.
    Of course I am worrying about filling up the player’s localStorage with strings.

    • hudson

      hey jennifer.
      happy new year. didn’t see you in a while.

  • WilbyToad

    So which Wonkette writer gets the Chris Matthews / Cosby pill story… or has Robyn already put her keyboard on the porch to let it cool off?

    • theCryptofishist

      Well, “This Week in Garbage Men” is a Saturday slot that could fit it.

      • WilbyToad

        True that. The internet is torching him.

        • puredog

          I’ve posted this before, and I am no Tweety-lover, but: As I understand it, from the context, Matthews — no fan of Hillary — was about to do a Hillary interview, and his joke was meant to suggest that if he had to so so he would want to roofy himself first. Tasteless? Sure. A hanging offense? Hardly.
          I’ll stop making this post now while everybody else catches up.

        • theCryptofishist

          As well it should.

    • Rachel Book Harlot

      Robyn, like the rest of us, is probably drunk right now.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Jeez, I just got home. Give me a few minutes to catch up.

        • Rachel Book Harlot

          Slacker!

        • NellCote71

          I took my dog for a long walk today on a wilderness trail. As I was helping her get out of the car when we got home—she’s an olds like me—I said, “Well let’s see what fresh hell Trump has dealt us in the two hours we were gone.”

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            Good on you for walks with your senior grrrrl in an open place with lots of smells…and helping her out of the car too. Bet she loves it. My girl is getting up there too, but I will walk with her until her last day….or mine.

          • NellCote71

            Yeah. Me too.

  • TundraGrifter

    Where do wolves fuck?

    Anywhere they want.

    • Cousin Itt, hoi polloi

      Putting on the condom can be problematic.

      • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

        Missionary position even harder.

        • Smoke O’Hontas

          All those knees!

      • NellCote71

        And I heard the Republicans are denying birth control for female wolves. But the male wolves get all the Viagra they want.

  • Ilgattomorte

    How dare you all judge the President.

    He just said what a lot of backwoods, cousin fuckin’, shit kickin’, racist, bumfuck, good ol’ boy, squirrel eatin’, toothless, whittling (Did I mention cousin fuckin’?), banjo playin’, ass rapin’, downhome, dirt lickin’, inbred, morons really think.

    What’s so bad about that. He has his finger on the pulse of “real” America.

    • theCryptofishist

      Pete Seeger LieVullls!

    • Stable Genius Demme

      My loathsome relatives are highly educated and “sophisticated.”
      What’s their excuse?
      (Hint: they’re greedy assholes.)

    • Smoke O’Hontas

      I come from a line of banjo payin’ morans, and I submit the following in their honor:
      Q: What’s the difference between a banjo player and a large pizza?
      A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.
      Try the veal and tip the mandolin player!

  • Michael R

    Glorious leader in excellent health , no collusion

    Trump in ‘excellent health,’ doctor says after medical exam

    https://www.rawstory.com/2018/01/trump-in-excellent-health-doctor-says-after-medical-exam/?comments=disqus

    • 🍁 Møøse Fuddlin’ Girl Guide 🍁

      He’s going to get fucking entombed in glass like Lenin when he finally keels over, isn’t he. And his cult will still be waiting for him to “return” someday. This is a goddamn Heaven’s Gate at this point. More like Hell’s Kitchen Bathroom.

      • Smoke O’Hontas

        You and your endless optimism… If Murriikkan civilization outlives his corpse I owe you a bit coin.

      • Mentally Stable Ron

        Can we entomb him now, while he’s in such excellent health?

  • Bub the very stable zombie
    • Pax Americana Per Ars Smith

      AOT, K! Shout it from the rooftops!

    • Kryptonian Canis

      Steph Bello wins The Internet!

  • hudson
  • Rick Hill

    So this young lady makes cosplay stuffs, she put this up and I can’t get a video any other place but her FB, which sOME people get in a tizzy over. so I made a gif or two of the doggie parts.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a78b95f6d34d13dc0cb0c7ed850d2114690b64e798944c61e2df3686eedc77ab.gif

  • hudson

    oh man this one awesome.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgzl1Sai4Y0

    us rpi engineers would not buy a word of this.

    • hudson

      i only know of pete seeger ‘coz of my days in upsate ny.

      • hudson

        we’ll all fight them as an engineer, pete will all will.

    • oldmechanician

      note of clarification, engineer in that song refers to what in the US is called a machinist. note that in the song she was working at a turret lathe at Vickers.

      • hudson

        ya so what? machinists are not people?

        • oldmechanician

          Certainly did not mean to imply that. I was a machinist fort 10 years before I retired. Just commenting on an interesting language fact.

  • Begin Anew Day

    Our parents were right to be concerned about the company we kept when we were young. Some of those neighbor kids were BAD bizniz.

    So it is no surprise that donnie has gone all racist, white power, nazi worldview.
    Look at the company he keeps! Since he is easily impressed by the last people he has talked to it is inevitable he would describe foreign countries as shitholes.

    I can tell you that he is only parroting the idioms used by ICE and CBP personnel nationwide.

  • Cousin Itt, hoi polloi

    It was a dark and Stormy night.

    Adult actress Alana Evans claims porn star Stormy Daniels and Donald Trump invited her to their hotel room in a report that offered further corroboration of the Wall Street Journal‘s account earlier on Friday. As The Daily Beast reported, Evans, a friend of Daniels’, said she received multiple calls from the fellow actress while she was in a room with Trump.

    “Stormy calls me four or five times, by the last two phone calls she’s with Donald [Trump] and I can hear him, and he’s talking through the phone to me saying, ‘Oh come on Alana, let’s have some fun! Let’s have some fun! Come to the party, we’re waiting for you,’” Evans told the Beast.

    “She tells me, ‘All I’m going to say is: I ended up with Donald in his hotel room. Picture him chasing me around his hotel room in his tighty-whities.’ I was like, ‘Oh I really didn’t need to hear that!’ Then she said he offered her keys to his condos in Florida, and I was like, ‘Wow guess you had a good night,’ and that was the last we ever spoke of it,” Evans said.

    https://www.rawstory.com/2018/01/another-adult-film-actress-claims-stormy-daniels-and-trump-invited-her-to-their-hotel-room-report/

  • Résistance Land Shark Ω
  • Michael R
    • Everrett Fanuelli
    • Rachel Book Harlot

      There is no way that man is in excellent physical health considering all the garbage he eats and his lack of exercise.

    • hudson

      i’m like so disappointed in the choice of superlatives. it’s only exceptionally good, not the greatest. sad.

      trump should have been certified to be in the greatest health ever known to man.

    • Me The People

      Cant wait for the details…

      ‘…in fact, Mr Trump appears to have something we are tempted to call “Super-health”‘

      • hudson

        now you are talking. he is the messiah himself reincarnate.

        • Me The People

          That’s the secret of Mike Pence’s adoring gaze.

    • Snork Maiden

      So, is Trump lying hoping that they won’t push back? Will anyone at Walter Reed actually discuss the medical.

    • ariel_gee_398

      They’re not really going to let the good doctor loose in front of cameras, are they? You know, there’s a public safety exception to HIPAA…

      • Smoke O’Hontas

        Is it called the “Typhoid Donnie exception?”

    • Smoke O’Hontas

      insert Bill and Ted “Excellent” gif here

  • Ryan Denniston

    MSNBC appears to have gone full shithole for day 2. Wonder how long this lasts.

    • Parakeetist

      Hopefully forever! Whee!

    • Snork Maiden

      Love Joy Reid. Just heard her on Dean Obedaillah show mincing no words.

    • Christopher Story

      In fairness to everybody in the MSM, they’ve never had to cover a president before who came with an “Explicit Content” warning. It’s been weird for everybody.

  • Ergoetal

    Oh. Someone’s taking him seriously?

  • Rick Hill

    It is funny that trump wants resorts in some of those “shistholles”

  • norcalOG

    Well, something I didn’t know. Trump spokesman Raj Shah’s ancestors were apparently the only Indians who arrived here on the Mayflower.(Raj has, of course
    defended his boss’s immigrants from shit hole remarks, claiming the Big Man will defend Americans, no matter what. He’ll keep an eye out on those like Raj’s father who immigrated from a very well known shit hole: India).
    Or, possibly, Raj’s family has always been here, part of the widely feared Shahs who rode with the Sioux and Cheyenne and struck fear into the hearts of all those who dared cross their paths.
    Unlikely, of course, that one of Raj’s ancestors was captured from one of those African shit holes and brought here to work and build stuff and serve in various wars.
    It is to wonder.

    • Bub the very stable zombie

      Getting sick and fucking tired of this “defend Americans” bullshit. Unless you are a Native (indigenous) American, you ALL came from someplace else. Usually a shithole at that.

      • Smoke O’Hontas

        I’m questioning the foresight of my Norwegian immigrant ancestors. I’m also questioning the Norwegian consulate about repatriation.

    • puredog

      “Sirrah, I’ll have you know that’s pronounced IND-ZHAH!”

  • Get Off My Lawn

    I will be looking for any opportunity to work the phrase “where the wolves go to fuck” into the conversation for the rest of my life.

    However, “shithole” is a very direct reference to a hole where one shits, e.g. a latrine or outhouse, and should only be used in relation to humans. I’d like to think that the wolves would choose a pleasant, if remote, spot for their wild whoopie.

    • Cousin Itt, hoi polloi

      When my septic would freeze over at 9000′, I’d have to shit in the woods. Never called it, ‘going to fuck like wolves in the forest.’

    • Michael R

      Isn’t there a Duran Duran song about this ?

      • puredog

        “Laxated Like a Wolf”

    • Parakeetist

      Wolves need snuggle time, too.

    • Jon Sussex
  • anon_the_great

    My moment of political Zen this week was watching Lindsey Graham put a Gentleman’s beat down on Tom Cotton after Cotton tried to pull a Twitler by calling Dick Durban a liar.

    My fondness for Lindsey is complicated…

    • Cousin Itt, hoi polloi

      Have you considered couples therapy?

  • WIDTAP
    • Mentally Stable Ron

      Sort of, anyway.
      ‘“I mixed up countries. I was wrong. I can’t recall how that could happen. I know: I was wrong,” he said.’
      Which European hellhole DID you mean, Mr Ambassador?

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    So they showed a clip of Donald walking out after he signed the MLK dealio and a reporter kept asking him if was racist. Someone from the staff shouted at her, “No!” Then the reporter replied “I’m not talking to you,….” Did anyone know who she said that to?

  • Ryan Denniston

    If you told me I’d hear Dick Durbin say shithole on the news a year ago, I’m not sure what I’d have said.

  • 🍁 Møøse Fuddlin’ Girl Guide 🍁

    Hahaha, even entire buildings are leaving this shithole and running away to Canada!

    U.S. landmark gets swept away to Canada during “bomb cyclone” winter storm

    A historical building in the US has become the subject of an international dispute after it was swept away to a Canadian island during a blizzard. McCurdy’s Smokehouse in Lubec, Maine, is the last traditional herring facility in the US and is on the National Register of Historic Places. But last week’s “bomb cyclone” tore one of the five buildings from its pylons and floated it to a Canadian island. A fight over its remains created tensions between Canada and the US.

    It won’t be long now before the Old Grey Green Lady makes a go for it. Or just gets deported…

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d89544c29b468985b8be0ea2a94beeeef6303b7852b4747f5ecb4f870d9b2717.jpg

    • WIDTAP

      I understand the French originally brought her into the US in parts. Sneaky French.

      • 🍁 Møøse Fuddlin’ Girl Guide 🍁

        And Macron can sneak her out that way. Then, if Justin can assemble one of those impossibly intricate Lego Star Wars kits (which he actually did, and even told a humble fib to Sophie that it was a present for Xavier but Xavier was an infant and too little to build it at the time, so it was really for JT to have fun putting together…. and the boy to play with when he grew older), he can put Megamaid’s auntie Liberty together, no sweat. Maybe she’ll even clean up the downstairs apartment…

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgdzo-7HYQI

    • Ryan Denniston

      We did have Freedom Fries…

      • WIDTAP

        Canadians have poutine.

        • 🍁 Møøse Fuddlin’ Girl Guide 🍁

          I suppose that could pacify Trump for awhile at this year’s G7. Tell him it’s a Russian delicacy, you know, from Vladimir Poutine.

    • Bigly smart jesterpunk

      How long until Shithead declares war on Canada?

      • 🍁 Møøse Fuddlin’ Girl Guide 🍁

        Indirectly he might, if he blasts North Korea and North Korea aims the death star at British Columbia. Or China does, because I think they’re obligated to defend NK by default. That would create a bigly mess because of all the China-owned properties there. Technically if the bomb landed on the north side it’d be aimed at Alaska, but obviously the fallout would destroy B.C. and the rest of the PNW. Which is exactly what the deplorable base is egging him on to do. Their #1 target is California, of course, because “commies, queers, and Mexicans,” but they want B.C. to be toast also too because they hate — and I mean bigly, yugely fucking HATE — the ever-loving fuck out of Justin Trudeau. Trump doesn’t really “like” Trudeau the way he “likes” or admires tough-guy dictators. He’s just glad that Trudeau is one of the few, if only, leaders who hasn’t actually said anything directly “bad” about him yet. And Ivanka has a crush on him, so he’s useful for making princess happy. But Trump wouldn’t give a shit if Canada got trashed. He’d just claim the insurance payout on his stupid hotel in Vancouver. He’s a fucking menace and he needs to be sectioned.

      • Mentally Stable Ron

        He’s already trying to start an economic war. Too bad nobody’s told him that we can do without US trade better than the other way around.

  • Rick Hill

    Driving by, what were for years, wooded lands
    https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aLjR1Mv_460s.jpg

  • Nounverb911

    When does donnie tweet his condolences?
    https://twitter.com/latimes/status/951982324798943232

    • Parakeetist

      YAY THIS DUMB MOTHERFUCKER DIED YAY

      • WIDTAP

        I celebrate no one’s death. I am only happy that the State no longer has to pay to house and feed this asshole.

        • h4rr4r

          His life in prison and the friendship he forged with a black cellmate are interesting.

          It does nothing to reduce his guilt, just interesting.

        • Bub the very stable zombie

          I have read some obituaries with great enjoyment, however.

    • WIDTAP

      Right after his tweet re-emphasizing that some convicted KKK killers are good people.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        There were good murderers on both sides. On. Both. Sides.

    • hudson

      fine people.

    • Bigly smart jesterpunk

      How long until Trump declares his former home a national monument and puts up a statue for him?

    • ((( Augustus )))

      Good riddance, evil scumbag

  • Earl Of Sammich
  • Everrett Fanuelli

    Auntie Maxine on Chris Hayes

    • naming names and taking no hostages.

    • altleftjohn

      Every Dem needs to follow her lead and skip the state of the union address.

      • THIS ^^^^^^^

      • Victoria Ricola

        I would be so happy. Great protest and it would kill all those “dems need to fight back MORE in some kind of undefined way” filler stories.

      • WIDTAP

        I think they can honestly justify doing so by saying they sincerely wish to avoid any Congressperson interrupting Trump’s speech by shouting “You Lie!”.

      • Cousin Itt, hoi polloi

        Maybe better to be there and take a knee.

        • JaveyDay

          I like this.

        • altleftjohn

          Or just get up and walk out when he starts to speak.

        • NellCote71

          ^^^All the upfists.

    • hudson

      did she rip them a new one?

      • Cogswell – Overlord of Barsoom

        Did she ever!

  • Why Trump likes Norwegians:
    (and please tell me SOMEONE knows the reference)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-I9FBBvDZI

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      “The Russians Are Coming, The Russians Are Coming” by Stanley Kramer

      • WilbyToad

        One chicken dinner coming up!

        • Everrett Fanuelli

          Didn’t even have to look that shit up!

      • You win!

    • hudson

      mainly because that was the last thing he heard?

    • Kryptonian Canis

      Ejermency … please to get FROM STREET!

    • Alan Arkin FTW.

  • Rick Hill

    So, didn’t actually work much today. even took a few hour nap. It would proly be better to just drink supper than to eat and have all those full calories(as opposed to empty ones)

  • Martini A, very stable genius
    • ariel_gee_398

      And the senility of Charlie’s other grandparents.

    • Catstro, Very Stable Genius
      • Martini A, very stable genius

        I am not one of the Joe haters, although I suppose they do have a point.

        • Catstro, Very Stable Genius

          I don’t go as far in as a lot of the haters, but the whole fizzy lifting drink situation always made me uncomfortable.

  • well, at least shithole is easily translated into German. Scheißloch means the exact same thing(s).

    • WilbyToad

      They had their scheißloch führer before ours.

  • NotALiar

    Lolololol Paul Ryan used the “some of my best friends are black” excuse..holy shit these dudes are so greasy.

    • ((( Augustus )))

      Also, just no, no they aren’t

      They aren’t dude

    • Snork Maiden

      Loved Jelani’s response.

  • Nounverb911
    • Bigly smart jesterpunk

      That moran wrote a book and someone paid him for it?

      • OrG Unstable Genius

        And 20 copies will be at your local library.

    • Nounverb911
      • Mentally Stable Ron

        There’s a legal term for this, asking someone to commit a crime for you. I mean, besides ‘stupid.’
        And BTW, nice proof that Donnie really IS A Idiot. Who’d believe that O’Queef could pull off something like this? The man can barely tie his own shoes.

        • Dept. of Space Tacos

          the “operation” I linked above has that Maas woman knowingly giving fake info that was then given to the Secret Service in an application for credentials.

          Apparently, that’s a crime.

    • WIDTAP

      Did Trump “promise” to pay O’Qweef’s legal fees?

    • Dept. of Space Tacos

      they would literally see him coming a mile away….or kilometer, whatevs.

      • Dept. of Space Tacos

        dammit, I was thinking of the country….my comment stands though.

    • Parakeetist

      Knew it! Trump is a piece of shit crackhead thief, like Nixon.

    • Kryptonian Canis

      Sounds like the beginning of the worst heist movie ever, like Ocean’s Eleven, only everyone is an incompetent fucking moron.

    • Cousin Itt, hoi polloi
      • BMW

        It was great when it all began, we were regular Frankie fans…

    • Dept. of Space Tacos

      p.s. A very recent rejection of Project Verit-asses motion to dismiss…read the 3 Stooges-esque adventure of when they tried to “infiltrate” the DNC.

      https://ecf.dcd.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin/show_public_doc?2017cv1047-25

      • Dept. of Space Tacos

        whoops, not DNC – some consultant/vendor for Dems.

    • Juan de Fuca

      Projection. Probably 60% of the population would love to see Trump’s college records in addition to his tax returns and he knows it.

  • Dept. of Space Tacos

    hola friends!

    Good day…good reception on a project by the attorney i’m working with (add him to my list of supporters)

    AND – the motion I wrote was granted! Yay! It’s my first. (minor deal, but I was excited).

    • Parakeetist

      Cool

    • Bigly smart jesterpunk

      Now you are qualified for a district court judge position.

      • Dept. of Space Tacos

        well, i don’t wanna brag, but I *do* know what a motion in limine is.

        • mailman27

          Well, I know what a motion picture is, so top that!

          • Radio Where Wolves Fuck

            I don’t know what illegal motion is, but I know it’s a sportsball thing, so there!

        • “M”

          Quick. Tell the Republicans on the Judiciary Committee.

        • 🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️

          You put the limine coconut…

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            you’re practicing my kind of law there friend.

    • Rachel Book Harlot

      That’s awesome!

    • DrBigHead

      Well done!

    • jaspersdad

      Looking forward to the day you are nominated to SCOTUS