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Just your average everyday Nazi train terrorist

A neo-Nazi dude who wanted to play railroad engineer has been charged with terrorism after he broke into a restricted part of an Amtrak train and set off its emergency braking system in October. Last Wednesday, a federal district court unsealed charging documents in the case against 26-year-old Taylor Wilson, of St. Charles, Missouri. Wilson was charged with “terrorism attacks and other violence against railroad carriers and against mass transportation systems,” and in this particular bit of white guy terrorism, there wasn’t even a fake FBI collaborator to help the guy become a terrorist.

Wilson was on Amtrak’s California Zephyr, which was carrying about 175 people eastbound through Nebraska in the early morning of October 22 when he left his seat, somehow got from the passenger cars into the unoccupied cab of the second locomotive pulling the train, and activated the emergency brake in an attempt to derail the train, according to the criminal complaint filed by an FBI agent. After the train stopped, without derailing, two conductors on the train crew found Wilson sitting in the engineer’s seat, “playing with the controls”; the train crew subdued Wilson and held him for an hour while waiting for law enforcement to make it out to the remote location. At one point while they were trying to get him to calm down, Wilson said, “Fuck that, what are you going to do, shoot me?” Apparently he thinks train crews go around packing heat, because he is an Aryan warrior who has seen too many movies.

Wilson tried to reach for a gun in his waistband, but the train staff held him down. When they asked him why he’d activated the brakes, Wilson explained, “I want your job.” That’s not how Amtrak’s hiring process works at all! He really should have checked their website. Another conductor interviewed by the FBI said Wilson was sometimes “lucid then would start saying crazy things about going to the moon,” and that he “continually goaded” train staff while waiting for law enforcement to arrive, saying “I’m the conductor, bitch.”

When a deputy arrived and patted him down, the deputy asked him what a bulge in one pocket was, and Wilson replied, “My dick.” It turned out to be a speedloader for his revolver; his backpack also contained three more speedloaders, a box of .38 ammo, and a knife, plus a construction-style respirator. No further details about Wilson’s dick appear in the complaint.

When he was booked, Wilson was found to be carrying business cards for “The National Socialist Movement” located in Detroit, and for the “Covenant Nation Church of the Lord Jesus Christ,” one of those “Christian Identity” churches so popular with your neo-Nazis. According to a witness quoted in the complaint, Wilson had attended the white power demonstration in Charlottesville, Virginia, last year, and was very upset about protests in St. Louis, which had provoked him to express “an interest in ‘killing black people.'”

Wilson had also told the witness that he and his white power ranger pals had vandalized a number of St. Louis businesses in September by putting up “WHITES ONLY” stickers in their windows. He also told the witness he had pointed a gun at a black guy while driving on a highway; the description of the incident matched an unsolved road rage case from 2016. It’s nice to wrap up some loose ends. No charges have yet been filed in those incidents.

Like any good Racial Holy Warrior, Wilson also had his very own arms cache; he had a store of ammunition, magazines for several weapons, gunpowder, white supremacy literature, and body armor in a hidden compartment behind his refrigerator, and his father turned over some 15 rifles and handguns — including one gun illegally modified to fully automatic fire and another with a sawed-off barrel — plus more magazines and ammo and a tactical body armor carrier with ceramic ballistic plates. For self defense, probably, in case of government tyranny.

Wilson was arrested December 23 and has been found competent to stand trial, and he will never, ever get a job with any railroad now. The Trump administration has so far said nothing about the terrorism charge against this very fine person, either to condemn his actions or to suggest he might be appointed to a position in the Department of Transportation.

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[AP / St. Louis Post-Dispatch / Criminal Complaint in US v Taylor Michael Wilson]

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  • ManchuCandidate

    He went off the rails on a Nazi Train.

    • Martini A, very stable genius

      I feel like Ozzy could have a hit on his hands with a few minor tweeks to a classic.

    • Parakeetist

      I see what you did there.

      • Oblios_Cap

        I did Nazi see it coming!

    • wide_stance_hubby

      Drug use was suspected, but police did Nazi tracks on his arms.

  • Dept. of Space Tacos

    bets on whether we find out there was some failure in the few gun control laws we have and this man should have NEVER been allowed to have this stuff?

    • Parakeetist

      I don’t like to lose money.

    • Bigly smart jesterpunk

      He will just be one of those cases that you can’t do anything about at all and a small price for freedumb.

      • Mentally Stable Ron

        In this case the price would have been around $30 million. Trains ain’t cheap.

  • Swampay

    That’s a pretty low bar. That’s enough criminality to lock up a couple-dozen black men.

  • Martini A, very stable genius

    Wait, what’s up with the “National Socialist Movement” (whatever that means) business cards? Was he trying to do a false flag attack and blame liberals or something? Too bad his insane history was pretty much public knowledge–harder to get away with shit like that when everybody knows your background.

  • Oblios_Cap

    The judge will let him join ICE instead of going to jail. He’s the ideal candidate.

  • kareemachan

    So… he’s so into killing black people that if a bunch of white people get killed too, it’s okay? How fucked is that?

  • Crystalclear12

    Isn’t white people being charged with terrorism one of the signs of the Apocalypse?
    Like before Sam kills Lilith but after Dean goes to hell?

    • Mentally Stable Ron

      Hey, spoilers!

  • memzilla Ω

    … Wilson was found to be carrying business cards for “The National Socialist Movement”…

    Card Carrying Nazis? Really?

  • armed_bears

    No further details about Wilson’s dick appear in the complaint.

    This, right here, is why we read Wonkette.

  • Oblios_Cap

    No further details about Wilson’s dick appear in the complaint.

    Cops leave out a lot of stuff in their reports, don’t they?

    • Parakeetist

      The best stuff

  • goonemeritus

    When they fuck with Cho-Cho’s they are going to far.

  • Ms.M.Like,Genius on Maui

    No, I’M the conductor, bitch!

    • Oblios_Cap

      To the Moon!

  • TundraGrifter

    I really don’t understand owning a large number of rifles and handguns. A person simply can’t shoot more than one at a time. Unless he was going to recruit a number of people to go down with him – it just doesn’t make any sense.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      If you scatter them about, you’re never too far from one?

      • tomamitai

        Faster than reloading, also too.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Today in “Delusional News”…

    ‘Wow, if this guy were not in the race, we’d win this thing,'” Christie told NJ.com. He added, “And I absolutely believe if Trump had not gotten into the race I think we would have won.”

    • Mentally Stable Ron

      He continued, ‘And my crowd at the inauguration would have been even bigger than his!’

  • GoutMachine

    So when does his New York Times profile come out?

    • Latverian Diplomat

      “Train de-railers watch Netflix, just like we do.”

  • goonemeritus

    His first mistake was claiming he had a dick, everyone knows Nazis are dickless.

    • BreakingDeadMen

      Not at all, in my experience Nazi dicks are usually about 5’8, give or take a half a foot.

      • tomamitai

        “Zat ‘half a foot’ gag vas below zee belt!” — Reichsminister Goebbels

        • Snark Tank Full of Resistance

          “Don’t flatter yourself, Hermie.” — Winston Churchill’s ghost

    • Christopher Story

      It’s from all the punching

    • JMP

      It’s true, this man has no dick.

  • Jeffocaster in the West

    This was NOT an attempted act of terrorism. Everyone knows that trains are a socialist plot to provided efficient and less expensive transportation for poors and put the God-Fearing Christian Truckers out-of-business. He is a hero not a villian. Fucking libtards.

  • memzilla Ω
    • Oblios_Cap

      Stupid is as stupid does.

    • BreakingDeadMen

      Gorka is such a fucking shitheel.

    • TundraGrifter

      Who told him to speak with Wolff? Probably pretty hard to identify that poor sap now, huh? Although Mr. Wolff may have thanked him in the book’s Acknowledgements – you know, just to return the favor…

    • lucidamente

      “Mein Führer, I can talk!”

  • Parakeetist

    I still say the Metro North used to have the best incoherent graffiti about Satan, with plenty of naughty bits illustrations.

  • Angela Ruzzo

    I love the part about “the train crew subdued Wilson and held him for an hour while waiting for law enforcement to make it out to the remote location.” That’s Nebraska, all right. God forbid this would have been a shoot-out situation or a major terrorist act involving a team of criminals and bombs and multiple casualties. Does ISIS know about Nebraska? You could blow a few grain silos up out there and hardly anyone would know about it for hours except the cows.

    • GoutMachine

      And everybody knows cows are ISIS sympathizers. ANCHOR CALVES!

      • Jeffocaster in the West

        talk about milking it for all its worth….

        • Oblios_Cap

          Udderly Jihadists.

          • hudson

            we will fight for bovine freedom.
            we will run free with the buffaloes.

        • Snark Tank Full of Resistance

          They want a steak in the country, who can blame them?

      • Latverian Diplomat

        Cows have a real beef with the American way of life.

      • SDGeoff3

        Would somebody please think of the cantaloupes?

      • PubOption

        Were I a cow, I think I would be a Hindu sympathizer.

    • James

      And that’s the relatively populated part of my state. Over on my side of the state (in my county), we have one sheriff and one deputy and one car. If the car is on the other side of the county from me, it’s at least an hour before the sheriff gets here.

      • Ms.M.Like,Genius on Maui

        There are many places like that back in the mountains where I used to live. It really could take an hour, or more, to get there, and if it’s snowing, possibly much longer.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      As I understand it, grain silos blow themselves up occasionally, but DHS never gets involved.

  • mrFawkes

    Sir, is that a bulge in your pocket or are you just excited to see a train derail?

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “See, we did one. So now stop saying we never do that.”
    — Jeff Sessions

  • Crystalclear12

    He HAD to be from Missouri, didn’t he?

    • BreakingDeadMen

      It is the last outpost of the confederacy

    • gnomemansanisland

      Missouri loves company

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “I trained so much for this mission that it never went off the rails.”
    — An unusually pale terrorist

  • James

    And another group of terrorists get off:

    LAS VEGAS, Jan 8 (Reuters) – A U.S. judge on Monday dismissed the criminal case against Nevada rancher Cliven Bundy and three other men on charges
    stemming from an armed 2014 standoff with federal law enforcement officers over a cattle grazing rights dispute.

    U.S. District Judge Gloria Navarro dismissed the case “with prejudice,” meaning that Bundy, two of his sons and a militia member will not face another trial.

    Navarro, who declared a mistrial last month, cited prosecutors’ multiple withholding of evidence from defense lawyers and other evidence violations in dismissing the case.

    More at Huffington Post
    https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/cliven-bundy-case_us_5a53bb2de4b0efe47ebb8b68?ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009

    • Dept. of Space Tacos

      still gotta wonder if the feds were incompetent or saboteurs.

      • Cornelius Fussbudget

        Why not both?

      • Bigly smart jesterpunk

        Why would you think it was intentional? Just because Trump said he likes the Bundy Klan?

        https://grabien.com/story.php?id=7501

      • An Outhouse for the résistance

        Incompetent and power hungry assholes from the sounds of it. Bundy’s a raging asshole and I hate his very existence but they fed every one of his delusions by posting snipers and cameras around his property.

      • Sunhead

        I would just go with complacently lazy. Law enforcement are not accustomed to being held to legal standards by judges. They usually get the benefit of ‘good intentions’ and ‘well meaning’ clauses in protection from actually knowing the Law they are supposed to be enforcing.

    • Mentally Stable Ron

      Bloody hell. This will almost definitely encourage them to try again.

    • GoutMachine

      Unfuckingbelievable. So, I’m sure everyone will be cool if I pull a gun on Trump administration officials, yeah? Just to be consistent, you know.

    • Lefty Wright

      Possibly the only time in the last 20 years a judge has ruled against law enforcement. Of course, no black civilians were killed by the feds.

  • Sheepshagger

    Driving that train/High on cocaine/Turner Diaries running round inside my brain.

  • Ms.M.Like,Genius on Maui

    I love how he comes right out and admits weapons are his dick substitutes.

    • Like Really Smart Radio

      Dude ain’t subtle!

    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      IKR? His self-awareness does him credit.

  • JaveyDay

    Anyone who believes that they are “superior” due to the color and geographical location of the vagina they were plopped out of are, by definition, inferior in every possible way. They have no talents. They have no discernible skills. They have no worthwhile abilities. They have nothing to offer this world but hate and violence.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Wonder which one of the many open positions in the government Donald will appoint this winner to.

    • Ms.M.Like,Genius on Maui

      Conductor Bitch, I think.

    • Bigly smart jesterpunk

      He will be in charge of Amtrak by the end of the spring.

  • gnomemansanisland

    So now he’ll be pulling a train in Lompoc.

  • A guy who wants to kill black people ends up in rural Nebraska… he must have misread ‘Omaha’ as ‘Obama’.

    • Oblios_Cap

      A strange place to go to do what he said he wanted to do, isn’t it?

      • James

        I understand from our local papers he wanted to kill people on the train itself. The conductor and others tackled him after he hit the brakes on the train in the trailing locomotive.

        • Like Really Smart Radio

          Plus Amtrak represents something symbolic with those dudes. It gets federal monies, has historically hired black people, something something sovereign something interstate blah blah.

    • Jenny

      Maybe he thought he was going to North Dakota? You know, where those crazy Nazis tried to take over a town?

  • lucidamente

    Worst remake of Silver Streak ever.

  • JMP

    This guy seems to be suffering from a severe case of economic anxiety; of course he probably goes grocery shopping, so the New York Times will run a fawning profile about how he’s just like the rest of us.

    • Like Really Smart Radio

      Did you hear that he wears shoes, AND socks? Just like us!

  • Ling Ling

    In other bad news, Judge throws out the Bundy trial.

  • Oblios_Cap

    I know that whenever I might have fantasies concerning terror attacks, rural Nebraska is the first place I think of.

    (I don’t have fantasies about terror attacks.)

    • gnomemansanisland

      If you want to take down America hit it in the corn belt said no terrorist ever.

      • GoutMachine
        • Like Really Smart Radio

          LOL!!!
          (Well done! I applaud your pic bringing)

      • James

        Actually, there have been many agricultural scientists worrying about poisoning crops or spreading disease here. Rural terrorism is something being looked at. Even my little town has installed various security systems for our water system (ours would be much easier to attack than say that of Los Angles).

      • JMP

        Yet it’s all the sister-fuckers in the corn belt that our paranoid some Muslim terrorist is sure to blow them up soon, and not real Americans in places like New York and Washington which actually have been hit by terrorists.

        • Dept. of Space Tacos

          ‘member after 9/11 (and probably still) SHIT TONS of money was being sent to rural law enforcement to prevent terrorist attacks at 3 grain silos in the middle of nowhere and events like the 4th Annual Pigeon/Pumpkin Toss Off or whatever.

          • JMP

            And now every tiny town with a population in the triple digits has their own tank!

          • James

            Well, it’s not like only coastal cities should worry about terrorism, after all no one ever considered places like Oklahoma City, Waco, Ruby Ridge, &c.

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            well, I’m not discounting an attack like that – but I don’t think some town’s regularl Possum Fry is on the high list. And I get that you’re referencing white supremacist attacks, but OKC was a federal buliding (which are all now heavily fortified) and waco was and ruby ridge were stand offs with feds that went wrong (unlike the Bundy Ranch and not as quite as bad the Refuge one) – but, as noted, two stoplight North Dakota doesn’t need an APC – at gov’t expense.

          • James

            The point of terrorism isn’t necessarily destruction. It’s to sew fear.

            For that, rural targets are much easier.

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            eh, IIRC, both the white terrorists and the extremist muslimy kind prefer targets that have some significance…

  • Crystalclear12

    Bet he thought of himself as modern day Jesse James because they all do.
    *tired Missouri sigh*

    • Latverian Diplomat

      In Northfield, MN, they have an annual celebration of the time he came north to rob a bank and got his ass handed to him.

  • Like Really Smart Radio

    Can we please, at the federal level, start investigating/studying the white supremecist militia groups again? Please? These dudes terrify me, a middle-aged, middle-class, white lady. I can’t even begin to imagine what it would feel like to be a not-white American and watch these dudes get away with it, time and time again like it’s no big, while if a brown person sneezes at an airport it’s a lockdown terror alert.

    We have a freaking gun problem that has escalated to a military tactical weapon cache problem, and no one seems to care. “Oh, he’s just a collector.” Bullshit.

    • Bigly smart jesterpunk

      Trump killed that program and the rehabilitation program. Both of them actually worked too. But yeah I do wish they would bring both back.

    • JMP

      Remember when the Justice Department released a report on the danger of white supremacist terrorist groups – one which was begun under Bush but released early in Obama’s tenure – and the right wing immediately reacted by shrieking that it showed that conservatives were being persecuted, and the feds need to completely ignore right-wing terrorists? Good times.

      • Like Really Smart Radio

        Yeah I do, and I don’t think I’ll ever stop being pissed about that.

      • J. M. Tusks, Esq.

        So in response to a report about Nazi terrorists, Republicans immediately claimed them as their own?

    • Blackest Noobs

      this is why many of us not-white have such disdain for white americans; this shit has been going on for decades.

      like look at the opioid crisis….it didnt really concerned america until white_boy Johnny or Janey started OD’ing for them to go…oh shit there’s a crisis!!! someone save those white people ( which even that,white people dying, still hasn’t motivated them to do the real things)

      • CripesAmighty

        Yeah, I’m waiting for the tanks full of cops kitted up like the Marines to roll up on the trailer parks. Still waiting…

  • OrG

    Stupid nazi, Liberal Coastal Elitists live on the COASTS.

    • Like Really Smart Radio

      Yeah, but blahs work on trains.

  • proudgrampa

    “Good people on both sides.”

    I think not.

    • Katamount

      I was just going to ask if this is one of Trump’s “good people” on the “many sides.”

  • Bell the Blind Tiger MCD

    I suspect that if President Diaper Shits knows about this incident at all, his staff is currently trying to explain to him why he can’t “drive da choo choo”.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      But can he blow the horn, so to speak?

      • Nounverb911

        Dinah is that you?

        • LiberalANDProud

          “yes…yesssssss”

    • Nounverb911

      Maybe he’ll sing Chattanooga Choo Choo at the Future Farmers convention today….

      • Bell the Blind Tiger MCD

        you wish. he’d get 3 words in and begin to ramble about whatever flits into his head.

        • Nounverb911

          Her e-mails?

          • Bell the Blind Tiger MCD

            and his uncle said and also too very very very bigly smart, like really smart–Crooked Hillary can’t say she’s smart….

      • Beanz&Berryz

        That would be way too structured a batch of words for him to manage

      • Like Really Smart Radio

        I hope they televise it. I will be looking for either the tell-tale sniffing of a fat pre-speech adderall line, or the word salad catastrophe if he’s not doped up. Entertaining either way.

        • Nounverb911

          FOX will fap to show it.

  • Lefty Wright

    Great. Now you will need to get to the train station 90 minutes early, get scanned and take off your shoes to get on the train.

    • Like Really Smart Radio

      Used to be the best way to travel with weed. Thanks a lot, Nazis.

  • proudgrampa
    • Ωbjectifier

      Damn straight!

    • Empress of the Iguana People

      Thomas isn’t on PBS anymore! I heard NickJr picked it up, but they haven’t broadcast any yet. I have a very sad little kid in my house. Fortunately, the library has videos.

  • Marion in Savannah

    Yet another reason to try to keep anyone in the country from traveling anywhere else in the country. As the FSM is my witness the ONLY time I will ever get on a plane or train again is in order to go and visit my dearest childhood friend who now lives in Australia. And that won’t happen for (hopefully) years, until after Mr. MinS has passed.

  • OrG

    So,is one of tRump’s lawyers gonna prosecute this case?

    • Bigly smart jesterpunk

      Dont you mean defend this very fine economically anxious guy?

    • Anna Rompage

      In that case, this will be plea bargained down to misdemeanor trespassing…

      • weejee

        and be awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

        • Anna Rompage

          The Precedential Meddle of Freedumb…..

  • Christopher Story

    I’m a little bitter about this story, because he got to live.
    Playing with a toy gun in a public park: shoot him down.
    Carrying a toy rifle through Walmart: Bang bang motherfucker!
    Selling loose cigarettes: choke him to death.
    Try to blow up an Amtrak train: “You have the right to remain silent. If you give up that right, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you can’t afford an attorney, one will be appointed to you by the state. Do you understand these rights as I have read them to you?”

    • GoutMachine

      You must’ve missed the part where it was said that he was white.

      • Christopher Story

        Silly me. Here I’m still thinking we’re all equal before the law.

    • Ms.M.Like,Genius on Maui

      Typical reactionary liberal. We don’t even know if he had a permit to crash the train yet.

    • Shan

      Also, he had already been restrained by train personnel before the cops got there.

      • OrG

        That doesn’t really stop them.

      • Dept. of Space Tacos

        clearly amtrak personnel need American-made (in China) machine guns.

      • Christopher Story

        Aha! Now I get it: Too many witnesses.

      • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

        Damn witnesses.

    • Random Afghan man picked up by US invading troops: indefinite detention without trial in Gitmo

      Actual Nazi caught red-handed attempting mass murder: gets day in court

  • Anna Rompage
  • Bitter Scribe

    Actual unretouched photo of Taylor Wilson matriculating at engineer school:

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/83c37372b33a23459d06836c0fee89dd2263e7381c0b4e1fccb5da7cebb4fc77.jpg

  • Bigly smart jesterpunk

    I have a friend who works for Amtrak in California, I am glad no one was killed by this guy but the Nazis are getting bolder with Trump as preznit.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    Pardon me boys, is that the Chattanooga CooCoo?

    • weejee

      Pretty owly for sure.

    • LiberalANDProud

      Just a tweet more Ritalin and we’ll be flying high.

  • Toomush_Inferesistance
    • WotsAllThisThen

      Riding the Zeph, high on that meth…

  • Last Hussar

    I’m not sure how this is terrorism, he wasn’t promoting any ideology.

    • Dept. of Space Tacos

      When he was booked, Wilson was found to be carrying business cards for “The National Socialist Movement” located in Detroit, and for the “Covenant Nation Church of the Lord Jesus Christ,” one of those “Christian Identity” churches so popular with your neo-Nazis. According to a witness quoted in the complaint, Wilson had attended the white power demonstration in Charlottesville, Virginia, last year, and was very upset about protests in St. Louis, which had provoked him to express “an interest in ‘killing black people.’”

      • Marion in Savannah

        There’s a very interesting comment history here. Not in necessarily a bad way, but just seems to be kinda all over the map.

        • Dept. of Space Tacos

          i’m not forming any judgments…yet.

          • Marion in Savannah

            Neither am I, but if you look a bit into the Hussars’ history it may be an interesting choice of nym.

          • Master Contrail Program

            Nah. Hussar has been making cameo appearances here for as long as I can remember. He doesn’t always go with the flow (which can be refreshing) but has always been a decent sort.

          • Marion in Savannah

            I agree, a generally decent sort, but every now and then there’s a comment that pops up that’s, how shall I say, not what we usually see from him.

      • HooverVilles

        Wilson was found to be carrying business cards for “The National Socialist Movement” located in Detroit

        Wait! What? I thought being a socialist was bad. It was for Bernie and of course all democrats. The “compassionate” CONservatives say they hate socialism. Soooo what gives?

        Oh! Right! IOKiffYAR!

        • rosenbomb

          I’ve seen this logic online, also too: Nazis were National Socialists –> Democrats love socialism –> ergo, Democrats are the real Nazis!!!

          • Empress of the Iguana People

            Drives any half-way decent social studies teacher nuts.

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            it’s the same with the whole Democrats, supporting slavery, pro KKK, pre party switching thing – it’s the reason I prefer to use Conservatives v. Liberals when talking about general ideas and not the specific parties..

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            Pretty much, although not limited to, geography more so than political affiliation. Southern and ignorant Northern Democrats were the problem.

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            That is what is referred to as pretzel logic.

          • mike

            Where? Liar. Hitler was an art school socialist. Hitler believed his opinion was morally superior and allowed him to violently snuff opposing ideas. The klan wore masks to break up lawful assemblies and commit assualts and not be identified and had ties with local authorities(berkly/antifa) to derail prosecutions and arrests. democrats were the party that fought to keep their black slaves against republicans, who beat them and freed the blacks. Who are you calling a nazi, and where is your proof?

      • C4TWOMAN

        Now who are we to judge his sincerely held personal beliefs….

    • Like Really Smart Radio

      Are you…joking?

    • bbayliss

      Joke, right?

    • Bigly smart jesterpunk

      So he was just economically anxious?

    • TheGrandWazoo2

      With the advent of the Patriot Act, just about anything can be construed as terrorism if they want to do it.

      • Christopher Story

        “See!?! See!?! We can call white people terrorists too!

    • CindyinEncinitas

      Maybe it was a performance art piece he was going to submit with his application to the college of his choice where he was going to major in killing black people, maybe with a minor in public transportation and/or ballistics.

    • george lastrapes

      A fascination with spraying blood is more basic than any ideology. That’s why these folks can have those metanoic moments and ‘snap’.

  • bbayliss

    OT but, Natasha Bertrand is a treasure, (and two, count ’em 2) democrats finally said something.

    @NatashaBertrand
    49m49 minutes ago

    Senators Blumenthal and Whitehouse call on Grassley to release the Fusion GPS interview transcripts, saying that “the American people should be allowed to decide for themselves” whether continued attention to Glenn Simpson & Chris Steele is warranted.

  • William
    • Anna Rompage

      Maybe they read it wrong and mistook it for a hair color chart?

      I mean the people working in this admin aren’t the sharpest tools in the shed…

      • Marion in Savannah

        So given that hypothesis if I let my hair go completely white I can then blow up my local (fill in the blank for a terrorist target) and get off scot free? BITCHIN’! And here I was fretting a little bit about getting gray.

  • Nounverb911
  • ariel_gee_398

    A white supremacist bragging about his dick while getting arrested? Is this guy angling for a presidential pardon or what?

    • Bigly smart jesterpunk

      He is trying to get a head start on his 2020 republican presidential campaign.

      • RMKH

        But first, he wants to be Director of Homeland Security.

        • CindyinEncinitas

          He’s going to need to do something with that beard so people don’t think he’s up to something.

  • Raan

    When a deputy arrived and patted him down, the deputy asked him what a bulge in one pocket was, and Wilson replied, “My dick.” It turned out to be a speedloader for his revolver;

    Huh. That’s refreshingly candid.

  • William

    Speaking of terrorist. Does gold burn? LIVE: A fire has broken out at Trump Tower in New York. Get more breaking news with our news app at fox8live.com/apps

    • grindstone

      No, but shredded paper does.

    • Bigly smart jesterpunk

      Its all gold plated. Also is Trump trying to hide the pizza pedophile emails? I saw from the right that is what a fire means.

    • canes_pugnaces

      The shredder caught on fire.

    • Nounverb911
      • William

        Well at any rate, I hope emergency personal respond with the same enthusiasm and efficiency as were the responders to the recent Puerto Rico disaster

      • Christopher Story

        Damnit Eric! This is why you have Rosita!

      • The Wanderer

        And here’s me, thinking that Earwig had tried to microwave a potato.

    • Raan

      No, but it’ll melt pretty good.

    • Doug Langley

      Meh. They’ll never get it off the ground.

  • canes_pugnaces

    This story seems to mirror, almost exactly, Trump’s presidency.

  • LiberalANDProud

    Thwarted by the “free market” which has determined that the U.S. has no need for true high speed rail.

    Yes, hoisted upon his own conservative petard muwahahahahaha!

    • Doug Langley

      Wait – you mean Atlas Shrugged got it wrong? I’m shocked!!

    • I don’t hang out at RWNJ sites, so it’s clearly always a leftie that wants to explain to me, in detail, why it’s impossible and economically unfeasible to have high speed rail anywhere in the US.

      • LiberalANDProud

        It’s very easy to understand. It’s simple economics.

        The rich don’t take trains.

      • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

        Well first we need to redo the bottlenecks in Chicago.

  • Skwerl the Taco Hunter
  • Bigly smart jesterpunk
    • Zyxomma

      This is my favorite. I especially enjoy Fuck This Thing in Particular.

      • Dept. of Space Tacos

        mee too!

  • Michael Smith

    This is it! We must protect our country!! I say we carpet bomb Whitepeopleistan!!!

  • Anna Rompage

    President Donald Trump—who boasted over the weekend that his success in
    life was a result of “being, like really smart”—communicates at the
    lowest grade level of the last 15 presidents, according to a new
    analysis of the speech patterns of presidents going back to Herbert
    Hoover.

    Wow, to think there’s someone who’s even more of a bigly worsest communicator than G W Bush… What an honor!

  • O/T but here we go,

    “Mueller likely to interview Trump as part of Russia probe; questioning could happen within weeks, according to a person close to the president”

    From WaPo

    • Bigly smart jesterpunk

      How much will Mueller drink before and during the interview to keep his head from exploding from all of Trump’s verbal diarrhea?

    • C4TWOMAN

      It’s clobberin time!

    • Nounverb911

      Does putin have trumps hide-away dacha ready for him yet?

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        With Polonium wallpaper?

    • ariel_gee_398

      I’m really worried about what he’ll do to get out of it. It’s not like he can beg off with a stomach ache. But, “Sorry, I’m needed in the War Room today” sounds like a legit excuse.

      • From the article,

        “However, the president’s attorneys are reluctant to allow him to sit down for open-ended, face-to-face questioning without clear parameters, according to two people familiar with the discussions. Since the December meeting, they have discussed whether the president could provide written answers to some portion of the questions from Mueller’s investigators, as then-President Ronald Reagan did during the Iran-contra investigation. They have also discussed the obligation of Mueller’s team to demonstrate they could not obtain the information they are seeking without interviewing the President.”

        • marxalot

          Then-President Reagan did that because by then his brain was leaking out of his ears and he couldn’t be relied on to remember what he was lying about, much less the lies he needed to tell. Are the nightmare man’s lawyers tacitly admitting that their client is similarly positioned, competence-wise?

        • Crystalclear12

          People liked Reagan and extended him additional courtesies because of it.
          No one likes Donnie so he shouldn’t expect any such courtesy.

      • Snark Tank Full of Resistance

        Objection, implies Dampnut knows where the war room is.

      • puredog

        “Bone spurs.”

      • The Wanderer

        It’s called the Situation Room now, because there’s a lifesized effigy of the guy from Jersey Shore in a corner.

      • wide_stance_hubby

        Executive Time Privilege.

      • Jim Johnson

        Bone spurs?

    • Saxo the Grammarian

      The gyrations of Stable Genius’s legal team to avoid this catastrophe should provide *minutes* of hilarity.

      • They’ll do whatever possible to limit any actual face time that trump has with Mueller so to minimize any future highlight reels.

    • Nounverb911
  • Nounverb911

    Slightly OT

    The Daily Stormers Writing Style Guide has been released. Make sure you use your racial slurs correctly.

    https://twitter.com/NewYorker/status/950443027402764289

    • Bigly smart jesterpunk

      They have a new hosting company in Texas because frozen peaches.

      • Red Bird

        Really?

        • Bigly smart jesterpunk

          Err wait, their domain register is in Texas and their IP is registered to a Canadian company.

          https://www.newyorker.com/tech/elements/the-neo-nazis-of-the-daily-stormer-wander-the-digital-wilderness

          Although the Daily Stormer’s ideological project was clear, I soon found its technical underpinnings to be frustratingly opaque. A cursory search revealed its domain registrar to be GKG, a firm based in Texas. Like GoDaddy, GKG serves as a kind of switchboard, linking a site’s URL (used by humans) with a corresponding numeric I.P. address (used by computers). When I asked the company’s representatives for comment about their genocidal guests, they replied curtly. “While GKG does not endorse the beliefs or content on the site, the registrant has not broken any laws or violated our terms of service,” Michael Mahoney, of the company’s abuse team, told me. (Those terms of service contain a clause prohibiting “blatant expressions of bigotry, racism, or hatred.” Recent headlines from the Daily Stormer: “Synagogue Honors Jewish Murderers and Pimps for Hanukkah”; “Black Ape Robs 74-Year-Old White Woman on an Elevator.”) Mahoney continued, “In cases where laws are clearly being violated, we can act accordingly. Those that are not so clear are reserved for the US Court to decide.”

          I was already at the limit of my technical knowledge, so I turned to Yonatan Zunger, a former Google engineer, for advice. With his help, I found the Daily Stormer’s I.P. address, which turned out to be registered to a Canadian company called Frantech Solutions. It was here that I encountered Francisco Dias, the founder of Frantech and two affiliated companies, BuyVM and Buyshared. (A portrait of Dias on BuyVM’s Web site shows him looking pensive at a black-tie event, elbows inches from a mostly eaten slice of chocolate cake.) Through his companies, Dias rents out server space in Las Vegas, New Jersey, and Luxembourg—the last of which, according to BuyVM’s site, offers especially “strong privacy and freedom of speech laws.” When I contacted Dias to ask him about his involvement with the Daily Stormer, he replied at some length. “I try my very best to take the most neutral stance when it comes to things like this,” he wrote. “I’d prefer they weren’t hosted here, but minus some people trying to sling bad press at me, they’ve broken no laws I’m aware of.”

    • JaveyDay

      Their existence on this mortal coil is a turnoff to the overwhelming majority of people.

    • Ωbjectifier

      Strunk and White it ain’t.

      • yyyaz

        It does, however, have a hefty dose of Stinking White.

  • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

    Here is the coal box footage of the takedown: https://i.imgur.com/egu5Bej.gif

    • Khavrinen

      Real Steven Seagal level special effects there.

  • C4TWOMAN

    What a relief. First thing I thought of as I read was the derailing in Washington before Christmas, but nope, nothing to do with that.
    What an asshole.

  • chazmanr

    The Trump administration has so far said nothing about the terrorism charge against this very fine person, either to condemn his actions or to suggest he might be appointed to a position in the Department of Transportation.

    Clearly in the Trump admin he is much more qualified to head up DHS.

  • Red Bird

    It’s a unicorn.

  • Spotts1701, Porg Wrangler

    If the guy wanted to wreck trains, why couldn’t he just buy a model railroad set like everybody else?

  • FlemmishSpy
  • Fartknocker

    Does he have a hat that says “Make Amtrac Great Again!”?

  • Christopher Story

    How long before Tomi Larhen tweets that he’s just a misunderstood nationalist fighting for the survival of his race?

    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      Tutu Longstocking should just go away

      • Christopher Story

        And take the rest of the Nazis with her

  • msanthropesmr

    He was just trying to make the trains run on time.

    • Marion in Savannah

      And as we all know they run much better off the rails (like their beloved President) than on.

  • MynameisBlarney

    In other “nazi fucktard” news.

    https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210074064

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    “…he had a store of ammunition, magazines for several weapons, gunpowder, white supremacy literature, and body armor in a hidden compartment behind his refrigerator, and his father turned over some 15 rifles and handguns — including one gun illegally modified to fully automatic fire and another with a sawed-off barrel — plus more magazines and ammo and a tactical body armor carrier with ceramic ballistic plates.”

    Wow. That really tops my liberal cache of locally brewed beer and porn.

    • The Wanderer

      Whillikers. I have only three firearms (ammunition for only of them), some pointy edgy things and a large metal flashlight. Of course, I could throw sex toys.*

      *(Wouldn’t that look odd on a police report?)

      • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

        Hah! Odd but fun! “Officer. How did you incur the injury to your eye.” “Well your honor, I was hit by a thrown projectile.” “What was the nature of the projectile?” “I don’t want to say, sir.”

        • The Wanderer

          More like “The victim then beat the suspect with a . . . ”
          “With a what, Officer?”
          “Can I whisper it to you?”

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            i immediately pictured Mallory Archer reluctantly saying “marital aid.”

    • Doug Langley

      Well, thank Gawd he didn’t have a private email server. That really would have been suspicious.

    • Marion in Savannah

      Damn. The best liberal cache I can come up with is a bunch of books.

      • Doug Langley

        Do what he did and hide it behind the fridge. Then you have . . . cold cache.

        • The Wanderer

          (badum-tish)

          • CindyinEncinitas

            And if I found it and ran out the front door he could cash me ousside. How bou da?

          • ScrwUStillaTexanLibrul

            My kid went for Halloween as Danielle Bregoli. I think I have some problem years ahead.

        • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

          Well played, sir, well played.

        • Marion in Savannah

          Yay! I too can be a terrorist! And it’ll be even better if I dig out those old crappy dull knives I have kicking around somewhere, not used since I got lovely new Kyocera ceramic knives.

          • Zyxomma

            I absolutely love my ceramic knives. I have a full set, plus the one I bought online years ago, minus the one I gave to a friend who’s learning to cook.

          • Marion in Savannah

            IK,R? One of the chef/cookbook authors I trust (Kenji Lopez-Alt) has some not complementary things to say about ceramic knives, but I’ll cut him a bit of slack since he’s never been a 70+ year old woman with arthritic hands. You can pry those knives… (y’all know the rest).

        • Zyxomma

          … cold, hard cache.

      • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

        I am old fashioned. My porn stash is all hard copy. WAIT! I didn’t mean it like that…

        • Marion in Savannah

          ISWYDT…

        • The Wanderer

          Hurr hurr hurr.

        • Doug Langley

          Mine’s on floppy discs. Wait –

          • Marion in Savannah

            You might get better results if you went back to hard copy. Just sayin’…

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      Do you need a place to stash your cache? (asking for a friend)

      • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

        I stashed my cache in the trash, but I got a rash and my stash was trashed, not my cache.

        • Marion in Savannah

          But I’ll bet the trash was picked up in a flash.

  • “Since Omarosa was let go, the President needs a new director for African-American outreach and he feels you’re the right man for the job.”

  • James Baskin

    Let’s see. I’ll derail the train I’m riding on. What could go wrong?
    Seriously though, what did Amtrak do to him?

    • Skwerl the Taco Hunter
    • Christopher Story

      What do any of us do to deserve their bullshit?

      • MynameisBlarney

        We simply dare to exist and that pisses them right the fuck off.

        • Christopher Story

          We are arrogant that way

  • Carpe Vagenda

    Fun that the protests just provoked him to express his thoughts about killing black people, which were apparently a pre-existing condition.

  • Résistance Land Shark Ω
  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    The family knew.
    When will white people denounce this?
    We need extreme vetting for train passengers.

    • Bigly smart jesterpunk

      As a white middle class guy I will say this guy is an asshole and needs to be locked up for the rest of his life.

      • OrG

        Second.

        • Marion in Savannah

          Third, fourth, fifth, etc., etc., etc.

          • OutOfOrbit

            you cannut do dat

          • dshwa

            AOT,K

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        Thanks Reagan.

  • Indiepalin

    Dude must have received his Speedloader degree from the University of Phoenix.

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    As the Twitter machine said: Nazis have business cards?

    • Marion in Savannah

      Well, it’s a real growth industry so you need to be able to get your name out there in order to network.

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      Didn’t you see zat coming?…

  • Daniel Hooper

    ‘Another conductor interviewed by the FBI said Wilson was sometimes “lucid then would start saying crazy things about going to the moon.”’

    Don’t worry, moon; this werewolf demigoddess will protect you from the crazy man.https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/289215023618719746/345999918089109504/CelestLuna1.jpg

  • Anne Of Green Bagels

    he seems nice.

  • MynameisBlarney
  • DisgustingFilthyLeftists

    An act of terrorism is committed every time a gay man ejaculates a massive load of sticky, greasy, HIV infused man batter into another man’s enlarged colon.

    • dshwa

      Look who’s back! You’ve been temporarily suspended from grindr again, haven’t You?

      • Doug Langley

        Wait, are you saying there’s been a TLM sighting?

        • dshwa

          Yup. He’s back, with the same old shtick. About sticks. And his obsession with them.

        • Marion in Savannah

          If he keeps the current nym we may have to start referring to him as DFL. Which will be ever so confusing.

          • Doug Langley

            It’s working. I’m confused.

        • nightmoth

          Gotta be Turgid—totally his prose style. My wish for his new year is that he will meet some nice young man and quit coming here to masturbate to his fantasy.

          • dshwa

            I know. If he could just admit the truth to himself about liking cock he’d be so much happier.

          • Bobathonic

            Oh, he can’t even tolerate people who would accept his orientation. He’s got it bad.

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            Poor buggerer.

        • JustDon’tSayLikeSmart

          Are you kidding? He’s right over …oh. I get it.

    • Marion in Savannah

      TurgidLoveMuscle — is it really you?

      • dshwa

        His mom must have let him use the dial up again.

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      Just sayin’ TLM, if you’re ejaculating batter then you have bigger problems than teh gheyz.

      • DisgustingFilthyLeftists

        Add a little egg yolk. Works every time.

        • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

          Tried that recipe once, made the consistency such that it wouldn’t pass through and my penis exploded. Batter was kind of rubbery, too.

          0/10, would not try again.

          • dshwa

            I have to give him a slight amount of credit, the egg yolk comment is funny.

          • MynameisBlarney

            I’ve run into him on other sites, he can be funny at times.

          • Marion in Savannah

            TLM funny? You mean to say that he’s ever commented about anything that wasn’t his favorite hobby horse to ride?

          • MynameisBlarney

            Only when called out on it.

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            i’ve never taken him seriously since the night he admitted he just does it for (his version of) the luzl.

          • DisgustingFilthyLeftists

            I mean, isn’t the fact that I’m a troll rather obvious?

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            to those of who know you, yeah.

            Its one reason why you get our brand of affection…

          • Marion in Savannah

            Of course it is, cupcake. But it would be ever so refreshing if you’d just find a new little hobbyhorse to ride. The enlarged colons and floods of semen are old news. Try coming up with some new material.

          • DisgustingFilthyLeftists

            I aim to trollentertain!

          • Marion in Savannah

            “I aim to trollentertain! There. Fixed it for you.

          • DisgustingFilthyLeftists

            Thanks bro!

    • MynameisBlarney

      Whatever you call your physical relationship with your male lover is your business.

    • ariel_gee_398

      Milo’s editor would say – Can something really be both sticky and greasy? Choose adjectives with more precision. Also, I think you mean infected where you have infused, though that is needlessly offensive and wildly inaccurate. Also, man batter implies that it will become a man at some point. Clearly the basics of reproduction have never been explained to you, but that’s not how it works.

    • William

      This was a post about terrorism, but it’s interesting to note what it is you are obsessed with.

    • Dutchman
      • everstar

        Poor Sassy. Can’t catch a break.

    • William

      Let me guess. You’re a republican who just doesn’t have the guts to leave the closet? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b76d711d2af6480aa72efaaf2d4dd4ef2e91c5041db6d4baba6075dcdb465011.jpg

      • HooverVilles

        THIS THIS THIS

      • HooverVilles

        Remember folks. IOKiffYAR!

      • Snark Tank Full of Resistance

        Some of us pray for the day we can add Mike Pence to that montage.

        • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

          And Marcus Bachmann, all that conversion therapy crap just so he can get a date.

          • Carla Vandermeer

            I’d say that ship has already sailed for Marcus. His wife may be the only one who doesn’t know.

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            She’s his beard, you’d think she would know.

      • BearLeft

        But for this joker, I’m sure it’s just his wide stance. Best. Excuse. Ever.

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        I need to share this.

    • HooverVilles

      You seem nice. /s

    • Marion in Savannah
      • puredog

        Au contraire, Turge knows exactly what he’s talking about.

        • Marion in Savannah

          Well, just because TLM is busy rocking back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth on his favorite hobby horse that doesn’t relate his obsession to terrorism in any way that I can think of.

          • Bobathonic

            “There must be moar buttsechs! There must be moar buttsechs!”

      • ((( Augustus )))

        Clippy!

        • Marion in Savannah

          I know, I know. And for years I’ve been the very first to howl CLIPPY MUST DIE!!! But every now and then even Clippy can be right.

      • HooverVilles

        Good ole clippy! YEA!

      • dshwa

        I am totally stealing this.

        • Marion in Savannah

          Have at it! I forget where I stole it from, or I’d give them credit.

    • nightmoth

      Hi, Turgid, what’s up? So to speak.

    • Dutchman

      You seem to be hankering for some hot, steamy butt sechs. Pro Tip: Get out of yo momma’s basement, take a good long, hot shower and you may find a nice boy.

    • William
    • Raan

      You know, you’re awfully concentrated on dudes cumming in each other’s butts.

      Is there something you aren’t telling yourself?

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        The various personalities don’t communicate with each other.

    • Mormos

      terrorism against the patriarchy!

      also, why do our hypothetical gays have hiv & an enlarged colon? particular set of circumstances there. inspired by personal events maybe?

    • HooverVilles

      Thou doth protest too much!

    • OrdinaryJoe

      Sounds like somebody is tired of playing catcher.

    • JustDon’tSayLikeSmart

      Oh FFS get some new fucking material already.
      0/10 will not read again

    • danedg

      Do you masturbate before…or after you post this tripe?

    • Carla Vandermeer

      If leftists are so filth and disgusting why don’t you piss off back to the fever swamps from which you came. And based on your post you may want to look up the word ‘projection’.

  • Khavrinen

    “the “Covenant Nation Church of the Lord Jesus Christ,” one of those “Christian Identity” churches so popular with your neo-Nazis.”

    These anti-Semitic “Christians” do know about where Jesus was born, right? And to whom? I mean it is kind of one of the main points of the Bible, and all, and surely at least a few of them can read?

    • James

      Such churches claim that Teh JOOOOS are really the decedents of Cain, and that northern Europeans are the real chosen people. It is a strain of British Israelism (except that didn’t get the racist components until it came to the USA).

      We have one of those groups not too far from here, who thinks things like “liberals should die,” &c.

      • Marion in Savannah

        Well, seeing as Jesus was a nice observant Jewish boy himself…

        • HooverVilles

          Ooooo. Noooo! I thought one of them dark root blonde FOX people said Jeebus was white.
          Am I mis-remembering?

          • tomamitai

            The Jewishes have been accepted as white by all but the most extreme right-wingers for a few years now. I think they got in right after the Italians.

          • Marion in Savannah

            Before the Irishes?

          • I think she was talking about Santa Claus…

          • HooverVilles

            There was that too, but I am sure there was also a mention of Jesus being white, even if only to dog whistle.

          • Yellerduck

            Com si, com sa.

        • Kateaux

          As a Christian myself (if somewhat naive), I’ve never understood the whole Christians hating Jews thing, since God did purposely choose to have his Son born and raised Jewish.

          • James

            And presumably if God had a plan, they were part of it (but as an atheist I have trouble keeping track of all the different churches and their beliefs).

            Our local CI church has a Website, but I won’t track filth into Wonkette by linking it. They are something though.

          • Marion in Savannah

            BUT THOSE JEWS DONE KILLED JESUS!!11!!11!!!!11 Is what they’ll respond with. Of course the folks who howl that the loudest have probably never heard of Caiaphas, or have no idea of how he fixed his little kangaroo court trial and then shoved his problem off on Rome.

          • Carla Vandermeer

            Between hating Jews for the whole Jesus thing and hating women because of the whole Eve/apple thing these people really know how to hold a grudge.

          • looksquirrels

            I’m tempted to say, “Have you met some of my relatives?” in response, but that is a cheap joke, beneath me.

    • HooverVilles

      “…and surely at least a few of them can read?”
      Me thinks you assume too much.

    • DesertedPictures

      They should just read the good samaritan story….

    • nightmoth
      • HooverVilles

        Quelle horror!

        • Marion in Savannah

          IK,R? Who knew? Why did nobody ever say anything?

          • HooverVilles

            Yep. The stupidity, it burns.

  • So Heard

    Exhibit A of an old tried and true strategy of fascists, divert blame to others – using “National Socialist Movement” cards so when the train crashes the gop have a handy enemy to blame. There is no bottom to terrorists, and other gop operatives.

    • Beelzebubba

      Ummmm…. not how this works.
      National Socialist ≠ Socialist. Not even close.

  • William
    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      In general…or is it generally?…

    • BadKitty904

      The General is literally one of the funniest movies I’ve ever seen…

      • Old town Urbandale

        Not so funny to the families of the seven Union soldiers who were hung in the event that inspired the movie.

        • BadKitty904

          I was referring to Buster Keaton’s 1927 comedy film, rated by the American Film Institute as one of the greatest cinematic comedies of all time. I highly recommend it.

          Actual history is something else again.

          • mailman27

            Everything that was going on in 1927 was pretty much fucked, as far as any metric of social justice could be applied. Nonetheless, Buster Keaton’s movies were genius.

  • BadKitty904

    “Broken clock,” etc.

  • Carole

    The FBI only charged him because it mistook him for Casey Jones.

  • Rebel Scum with permit

    Another member of the Very Stable Genius Club

  • James

    Our would-be train hijacker (I’m taking this train to Cuba) here apparently is a sovereign citizen, and wants to represent himself in court.

    Oh boy, that ought to turn into a bucketload of derp.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      It’s still better legal representation than Donald J. Trump gets (and also a better love story than Twilight.)

  • James

    The details about the would-be Jesse James train terrorist here in my regional newspaper:

    http://www.starherald.com/news/regional_statewide/fbi-man-with-white-supremacist-ties-stopped-train-in-rural/article_f6385d89-246d-59e2-89d3-2e061dd38509.html (Goes to the Scottsbluff, Nebr. Star-Herald

    A Missouri man with connections to white supremacists has been charged with terrorism after he brought a cross-country Amtrak train to a halt last fall in rural Nebraska.

    Taylor M. Wilson of suburban St. Louis intended to hurt passengers, authorities said.

    The 26-year-old is charged in federal court in Lincoln with terrorism attacks and other violence against railroad carriers and mass transportation systems, according to an affidavit contained in court records that were unsealed Wednesday.

    Wilson entered a restricted area in the train near Oxford, Nebraska, and triggered the emergency brake, bringing it to a halt. The affidavit, written by an FBI agent, does not say whether any passengers were injured, nor does it list the exact time of the incident. The FBI in Omaha was notified of it about 2 a.m. Oct. 23.

    (more at the link)

    That’s a couple hundred miles from here (south of Kearney)

  • NotReallyHere

    This story makes me think of this skit from MadTV.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YxldNG02vw

    I think this is fucking hilarious, but that’s probably because years of being forced to watch Thomas the Tank Engine has rotted my brain.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    I really want more information about this guy’s dick. As in, “Is it smaller than Donald’s?”

  • It’sWhitneyBitch

    My God. What heartbreaking economic insecurity.

    Also, that’s a rough 26 years on that mug.

    • Carla Vandermeer

      All that hate and ignorance must eat away at a person.

  • Molon Labe

    He tried to derail the train while riding on it? What a wacko.

    “The National Socialist Movement” located in Detroit, and for the “Covenant Nation Church of the Lord Jesus Christ,” one of those “Christian Identity” churches so popular with your neo-Nazis.”

    I haven’t been able to find anything about the “Covenant Nation Church of Jesus Christ”.
    The closest matches I can find are clearly not White Supremacist affiliated.

    http://www.ccojc.org/our-story
    https://www.facebook.com/covenantnationschurch.CNC/

    • CripesAmighty

      And your point is?

      • Molon Labe

        Albert II died after a parachute failure.

      • sgt. jmk of the résistance

        I’ll guess pettifogging deflection, as usual?

        • Molon Labe

          Sounds like you cracked the case. Why don’t you unpack it for me?

    • James

      I would link you to an article about them at Stormfront, but after going there I need to bleach my eyes, check my hard drive for viruses, and get a drink.

      • Molon Labe

        Do you mean the page titled “What the Aryan Nation/Church Of Jesus Christ Stands for: Our Belives”? I saw that one, it doesn’t appear to be “Covenant Nation Church” referenced to in the article. Lots of churches use “Of Jesus Christ” in their title.

      • Molon Labe

        After reading the criminal complaint I was able to trace the “Church” back to a “Bill Riccio”. I still couldn’t find any mention of the “Church” online but I am guessing that is how “Riccio” rolls.

    • GRH
      • Molon Labe

        Will do.

  • CripesAmighty

    And, the waving of arms, blaring sirens, screaming chyrons, gnashing of the etch and rending of garments about ‘terrist hordes’ on Fox and Friends, et al, begins in 3..2..1.. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/034b5e134fe7a6e118c26384b50eb6969167d97faaebb4ec5cf98858c7c1ad81.gif

    • James

      Hey, how’d you get a picture of my house?

      • Your road is a bit overgrown with weeds. Ain’t you got no goats

        • handyhippie65

          no road and no neighbors are some of the upsides for me. but then, i live in a red state.

          • Uhhh.

            You can’t legally buy a property without egress.

          • handyhippie65

            i know. call it wishful thinking.

      • handyhippie65

        it does look like paradise.

  • everstar

    Guess we’ve found the author of the forthcoming Trump infrastructure bill.

  • BreakingDeadMen

    This juxtaposes for shit against the Craven Bundy story. Don’t fuck this one up, too.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      This is why Mueller doesn’t cut corners.

  • Mehmeisterjr

    If you derail a train and you aren’t simultaneously sucking your own dick, it doesn’t count. Any common Bannon could tell you that. What a cuck!

  • Mavenmaven

    Trump has all his White Pardons ready.

  • Zyxomma

    No wonder this has been playing in my head all day: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEW-MieZ7e4

  • tehbaddr

    Is this what the MSM are calling “economic anxiety”?

  • Anna Rompage

    Oprah made a great & powerful speech, and that does not mean that she should be president.

    It’s sad that the leaders we elect seem to be unable to provide the leadership their positions require, what we as a great nation deserve, and have actually sold us out for their corporate overlords that fund their livelihoods…

    Maybe someday we will take care of the meek, put the money changers in their place, and become a true beacon of humanity & democracy to inspire the rest of the world…

  • When are white people going to speak out against the terrible white on everyone else crime?

  • SeeTrainWrecked

    When a deputy arrived and patted him down, the deputy asked him what a bulge in one pocket was, and Wilson replied, “My dick.”

    Be fair, he was close. He just left out the word “substitute.”

  • The Very Stable Librarian

    Thankfully, this loony toon didn’t really understand what an emergency brake is for.

  • How can we be sure that wasn’t Gomer Pyle’s Evil Twin brother, Adam Sandler?
    https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FreeTatteredBergerpicard-max-1mb.gif

  • handyhippie65

    one down, far too many to go…

  • phoenix00

    Will he be joining Herr Drumpf in prison?

  • Iron Monkey
  • pixeloid

    I have a feeling the’ll pick people as incompetent as the idiots who couldn’t get any of the charges to stick to the Bundy terrorists.

  • Jennaratrix

    All together now: He seems nice.

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