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ONE OF OUR ATTORNEYS IS A JOOOOOOOO!!!

Nope not that JOO ATTORNEY, although you can be forgiven for thinking so, since he is Jewish and he did represent Roy and Kayla Moore’s charming son Caleb on one of his many adventures with law enforcement. But no! Yesterday the lovely Mrs. Moore set the record straight. She was referring to Martin Wishnatsky, a “Messianic Jew” who “writes legal briefs” for the Moores’ scam charity. Oy oy oy! It’s a lot to unpack.

In 1977, Wishnatsky’s Jewish mother was living the dream. Her son had gotten his PhD from Harvard and was working on Wall Street. Okay, so he wasn’t married yet. Maybe he just needed to be set up with Mrs. Schlisselbaum’s daughter? If only she’d mentioned it at mah jongg, maybe this whole thing could have been avoided. Instead Marty went and met a long-haired religious freak on the beach in Hawaii. Since then, all day long it’s Jesus Jesus Jesus! First he joined the Mormons, then he became an evangelical Protestant, and by 1990, he was a full-time anti-abortion protestor in North Dakota! He even spent 18 months in jail for blocking clinics. Vey iz mir!

Poor Mama Wishnatsky, you’re probably saying. What are the mah jongg ladies whispering when she goes to the kitchen for more bridge mix? And also, DOESN’T THAT MEAN THAT THIS GUY ISN’T A JEW?

You’re both. You’re a Jewish person that’s accepted Christ. Jesus was a Jew. Most Jews are not religious. That’s how I grew up. There are the Orthodox who are very serious about Judaism. It’s about whether you think God is real, and whether you’re accountable to him. It’s whether you take God seriously. It took me quite a few years to take God seriously.

Nice try, Wish! But no, you no longer bat for the J Team. Bye, Menachem!

Wishnatsky seems to have bounced around doing missionary work and writing his masterpiece on leaving Mormonism for 15 years. Eventually he washed up on the shores of Liberty University’s law school, where he received his JD in 2012 at the ripe old age of 68. Wishnatsky then went on to clerk for Judge Moore in Alabama, until he stopped being a judge and became a full-time grifter in 2016.

One of these things is not like the others.

In theory, Wishnatsky writes amicus briefs for Moore’s Foundation for Moral Law. Although we were unable to find his name on any of their recent briefs, and it’s unclear if he’s even licensed to practice law in the State of Alabama.

In short, Martin Wishnatsky may or may not be one of the Moores’ House Lawyers. But he ain’t no Jew. And as for Kayla Moore’s claim that, “We have very close friends that are Jewish and rabbis, and we also fellowship with them.” Well, Southern Jewish Living Magazine found them!

This publication confirmed on Dec. 14 that when Kayla Moore referred to “rabbis,” she was speaking of the current and former leaders of Beth Hallel, a “messianic” congregation in Birmingham. No Jewish group recognizes the “messianic” movement as part of Judaism.

LULZ! They’re not real Jews either! Kayla Moore is lying liar, 1980s bleach-blond perm on fire! What a shame Mrs. Moore won’t be fellowshipping with her fellow lying Republicans in our nation’s capital!

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  • Indiepalin

    Actually, you ARE both. Half human; half-Vulcan.

  • lucidamente

    Martin Wishnatsky, Esq., who I’m sure is a big disappointment to his parents.

  • thixotropic jerk

    “Well, he tol’ us he was a joo, he mus’ be one a them lyin’ kinds!”

  • Edith Prickly

    #FAKEJEWS!!!

    I’ll show myself out now.

  • msanthropesmr

    Southern Jewish Living Magazine

    Best Kosher BBQ Joints

    • Blanche de Shambles

      Big Ari’s Kosher BBQ: “We Only Got Brisket.”

      • Arolpin

        Hey now, (beef) ribs are kosher, as is BBQ chicken. BBQ goat would work, as would lamb (fuck you too Bubba, you can BBQ lamb).

        • weighmaster

          On the grill is the very best way to prepare lamb.

          • Arolpin

            Well, other than Saratoga Lamb Chops, yes. (Saratoga lamb chops is what our butcher used to do with the scrap pieces. He turned them into a spicy sausage, then formed them around a bone so they looked like bone-in chops. Cook like a chop, taste like a sausage, I think I asked why we didn’t just get all 5-10 lambs done this way.)

          • weighmaster

            that does sound good, we never had sausage made.

    • GHERKINS du RESISTANCE!

      Ten Ways To Please Your Manischewitz

  • beingreleased

    My comment on this this morning was “I’m pretty sure that evangelicals really believe that “Real Jews” have accepted Christ.”

    Wonkette operative @grindstone informed me that there is an evangelical term for this: “Completed Jew.”

    • PubOption

      It sounds like they have to stick on a false foreskin.

      • Beanz&Berryz

        Groucho glasses and mustache for your dick.

        • Notreelyhelping

          …or are you just happy to see me?

      • mardam422

        Take the hat off one head and put one on the other?

      • BearsEarsDeLaOursistance

        It’s pronounced “Meir Kahane”, not merkin.

    • mardam422

      And what does this have to do with circumcision?

  • MynameisBlarney
    • Mary Theresa

      Scary.

      and his retweeting some violent anti-Muslim videos showed a concerning attraction to violence. And then there were the belligerent nuclear threats this week.
      -snip-
      not to mention poke a beehive in the Middle East by declaring Jerusalem as Israel’s capital. All of these actions are consistent with the pathological pattern he has already shown of resorting to violence the more he feels threatened.

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    Southern Jewish Living: Mountain Dew and Gravedigger at your Bar-Mitzvah!

    • BearsEarsDeLaOursistance

      Moon Pies: Are They Kosher?

      • Nigel R. Toppinglift, III

        Yes, but not RC cola…

  • Swampay

    Well, they’re just about as much Jews as the Moores are Christians.

    • Arolpin

      And as much Jews as the Moors are white Christians.

    • JMP

      Um, the Moores are a pair of small-minded bigots who want to force their religious beliefs on everyone, they are perfect examples of Christians.

  • Jack Tenhet

    OT: Katie Tur just called Jim Jordon out for filth on MSNBC. I replayed it twice just for the ‘lulz’,

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      Why? Did the cashier at the grocery store he assistant manages not take her coupon?

      • Jack Tenhet

        I blame her producer. Or blame it on the bossa nova. Or blame it on the rain. Hell-if-I-know.

        • Nigel R. Toppinglift, III

          Blame it on Rio?

    • Victoria Ricola

      Goodie. I will be happily looking for clips shortly.

    • Eileen Besse

      We just saw it, too! lulz, also.

  • President in Exile Firefly

    Isn’t Beth Hall El the temple Superman attended on Krypton?

    • therblig

      if you say it backwards, you get sent back to Hebrew school in Kandor for 90 days.

  • I thought Jewishness was both a religious and an ethnic identity? Otherwise aren’t we saying that atheist Jews are no longer real Jews?

    • Werewolf

      Yes, and you can be an atheist Jew. When you actually adopt another religion, though, you’re writing yourself out of the ethnicity.

      • Huh. Live and learn. I thought it was like being Scottish. You’re always Scottish no matter what crazy stuff you believe.

    • beingreleased

      Atheist Jews haven’t accepted Christ. So we’re still Jews.

    • Blanche de Shambles

      It’s also a floor wax and a dessert topping.

  • Scooby

    All my lawyers are Hari Krishnas.

    • calliecallie

      I read that as Hairy Kittens.

      • FlownΩver

        Soft kitty, hairy kitty…

  • memzilla Ω

    Southern Jewish Living Magazine

    In Alabama? You call this “living?” Feh.

    • sweeper

      It’s fine, we’ll just sit here in the deep south, alone like a stone. You have your own life now.

      • Just saying

        And when was the last time you called your mother? At all? Even once during the entire year of the Year of the Justifiably Defensive Lobster?

  • Spotts1701, Porg Wrangler

    Does he figure if he keeps changing religions that when he dies St. Peter will throw up his hands and say “fine, whatever, you’re in”?

    • wide_stance_hubby

      It’s like handing the doorman at a bar all the fake IDs you have in your wallet to see which one will get you served.

    • Gotta cover your bases.

    • Victoria Ricola

      I can’t hate, this is also too my plan if St. Peter turns out to be real.

      • Edith Prickly

        My plan is “Can you blame me? Look at all the assholes who call themselves Christians. BTW if any of them are here I’m leaving…”

        • Pisto75666

          “If any of them leave, come find me. I’ll be in the bar downstairs destroying myself.”

        • mardam422

          Don’t look behind that door. That’s the Catholics. They think they’re the only ones here.

      • BearsEarsDeLaOursistance

        Fear not. As Wonketarians, we will be ushered immediately into a room full of those cakes we like.

    • FauxAntocles

      He better get some Islam under his belt – you never know.

  • gnomemansanisland

    Get a brain marranos

  • Victoria Ricola

    Jesus fucking Christ all these people are unholy liars.

  • mardam422

    I’m a Jew, AND a Christian!!
    It’s smooth, and it’s crunchy.
    It’s a dessert topping, and a floor wax.

    • elviouslyqueer

      You got your Jew in my Christian! Yea, well you got your Christian in my Jew!

      • Sheepshagger

        Lenny Bruce?

      • wide_stance_hubby

        Sounds like an interfaith orgy.

        • Sheepshagger

          Ecumenical twosome.

          • elviouslyqueer

            *sings*

            Three in one and one in three
            Ruler of the earth and sea

            /*sings*

          • Sheepshagger

            I see you’re familiar with Russian trawler crews.

          • BearsEarsDeLaOursistance

            Biblically so!

      • arglebargle

        Javanka?

      • BreakingDeadMen

        Two Great Faiths That Feel Guilty Together

  • Spotts1701, Porg Wrangler

    OT: Sherrod Brown’s expected opponent is dropping out, citing his wife’s health. Mandel also ran against Brown in 2012 and was defeated.

    https://twitter.com/CNN/status/949367162443108352

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      I hope Trey Gowdy Jr.’s wife gets well soon.

    • BreakingDeadMen

      Good, FTG. Though I know nothing of the wife.

    • arglebargle

      Chronic husbandassholeitis?

    • JohnBull

      Good for him. Most republicans would run, win, then take advantage of government health care while making sure nobody else has any.

      • J. M. Tusks, Esq.

        Eh. 2:3 odds there is no “health issue” to speak of.

  • JMP

    “You’re a Jewish person that’s accepted Christ.”

    That’s not a fucking thing, Christian non-Jewish person. That’s like saying, since I used to be Catholic, that I am a Christian person who has accepted the non-existence of god. It’s bullshit.

    • FauxAntocles

      I don’t think you’re being fair – Judaism is an ethnicity as well as a religion, isn’t it?

      • JMP

        It’s an ethnicity, but if you convert to Christianity, you ain’t Jewish, and you certainly don’t count as “one of our Jewish friends” that somehow absolves a giant bigot of his huge anti-Semitism.

  • Cousin Itt, hoi polloi

    The fact that it is over seventy years since anyone has published the truth about Mormonism is an indication of the effectiveness of the terror instilled in the Endowment rooms.

    Rooms presided over by Biggus Dickus?

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      And Incontinentia Buttocks!

      • Notreelyhelping

        If you watch carefully, you can see both Palin and Cleese trying to keep it together during that scene.

    • Blanche de Shambles

      Do you find that amusing, Centuwion?

    • Nockular cavity

      Oh, I have Terror of the Endowment Rooms Vol. 6.

      • TakingAmes

        Should I see Terror of the Endowment Rooms Volumes 1-5, or can I miss them?

    • mardam422

      When everyone else was in the Endowment room, I must have been in the bathroom. That would explain a lot.

  • elviouslyqueer

    That top pic reminds me: one of my darling friends from Birmingham remarked this morning that Kayla is looking more and more like Roy in drag. So much so that there’s widespread speculation all over Alabama that Roy and Kayla might be a sight closer on the family tree than just kissing cousins.

    • Nigel R. Toppinglift, III

      I think they’ve been fucking cousins for a bit, now…

  • Ling Ling

    Always enjoy $5F

  • Sheepshagger

    Neither a lawyer nor a Jew? By God the law society will have something to say about this.

  • Jack Tenhet

    I’m good friends with an evangelical Satanist and a Quantum Presbyterian too. The former cuts and styles my hair and the latter does my taxes for the small price of three cans of Vienna sausages.

  • BreakingDeadMen

    He’s a member of “Jews for Jerks.”

  • JMP

    So besides having contempt for our Constitution, Roy Moore is such an idiot who cared so little about his duties as a State Supreme Court Justice that he hired a guy who couldn’t pass the bar exam as a clerk – or possibly didn’t even try. And this is Alabama, where the state bar is not exactly known for being particularly tough like California, New York or Delaware. All because the idiot shares his insane religious beliefs.

    • cmd resistor

      So in Florida sometimes clerks can be hired before passing the bar but then they have to take it the first opportunity.
      Now I am dying to figure out if he passed one anywhere.
      A little google did unearth this case from North Dakota where he apparently did some paralegal work: http://caselaw.findlaw.com/nd-supreme-court/1201840.html

  • mardam422

    I don’t accept that Jesus was the Savior promised in the Scriptures. But I do. Unless it’s the High Holy Days. Then I don’t. But yeah, I do.

  • Sheepshagger

    Baptists for Baal!

    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      Zionists for Züul!

      • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

        Calvinists for Hobbes!

  • Cousin Itt, hoi polloi

    Any bar is fine with me right about now.

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    God she was so proud of herself for saying the word “Jew”

    • wide_stance_hubby

      IKR? Like she was waiting for the curtains to open and she’d see the NEW CAR! she won for saying it.

  • JaveyDay

    Roy and Kayla, sitting on a cross
    Crying about their Senate loss

    • BreakingDeadMen

      First comes baby…

      • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

        They Roy hits on her.

        • BreakingDeadMen

          Exactly

      • dshwa

        They let Roy bring a date?

        • BreakingDeadMen

          I don’t even want to know about whatever their “arrangement’ is

      • JaveyDay

        *Babby

    • sweeper

      First comes marriage, then comes a babby,
      Then comes a lawsuit coz Roy so grabby!

  • Cousin Itt, hoi polloi
  • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

    FDF,
    Are you saying that the (((Jews))) for <<>> bus might not be packed with real (((Jews)))?

    I AM SHOKED

  • Fartknocker

    Mr. & Mrs. Moore’s 15 minutes are up. They should call the Romneys and ask to serve on his Senate election campaign.

    • Mary Theresa

      There’s still Moore grifting to do. They still have a fraud voter investigation fund to milk.

    • Sheepshagger

      Hey hey hey. We go so far as fake Jews, that’s just fine, but the Utah devils is a step too far. And anyways, they changed some of there, ah core beliefs, so Roy can’t be fellowshipping with no “age of consent” heathens now.

  • WomanInThePersistence

    I can’t even keep track of these loonies.

    https://youtu.be/-UYpYeKVyhs

  • JohnBull

    “We have very close friends that are Jewish and rabbis, and we also fellowship with them.”
    Fellowship is a verb? Now I hate these fuckers even more.

    • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

      I think it means “trade young daughters”.

      • jesterpunk

        Roy did say he asked their mothers for permission first.

        • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

          Moore: “If you may grant me permission to court your daughter, your husband will not be courted by the law for shooting possums out of season.”

          (Paraphrased. Allegedly.)

      • Notreelyhelping

        Not so much traded as gifted. “He’s a gifted young man.” “Yes? Who gave him to you?”

    • mardam422

      That’s Christian-speak for sex.
      Have you had Fellowship with her, my son?

      • sweeper

        Not exactly, I believe the precise translation for sex is “sweet fellowship.” Regular fellowship is flirting and/or barely suppressing same sex attractions.

        • mardam422

          Regular fellowship must mean a blowjob, then.

          • sweeper

            Depends on the blowjob. Within marriage it’s sweet fellowship, outside of marriage the giver is a big slutty tool of the devil and the receiver has merely been led astray. Fellowship is complex.

          • mardam422

            I’ll take big slutty tool of the devil for 1000, Alex.

          • sweeper

            It’s the Daily Double!

    • Anne Of Green Bagels

      too much fellowshipping will get you banned from the mall.

    • sweeper

      “Let’s fellowship the pants offa this place with a warbly ol camp song!” (If you recognize the quote you win a prize!)

  • Sheepshagger

    Oh, the white folks
    Hate the black folks
    And the black folks
    Hate the white folks
    To hate all but the right folks
    Is an old established rule

    But during
    National Brotherhood Week
    National Brotherhood Week
    Lena Horne and Sheriff Clark are dancing cheek to cheek, it’s
    Fun to eulogize the
    People you despise
    As long you don’t let them in your school

    Oh, the poor folks, hate the rich folks
    And the rich folks hate the poor folks
    All of my folks hate all of your folks
    It’s american as apple pie
    But during…

    National Brotherhood Week
    National Brotherhood Week
    New Yorkers love the Puerto Ricans cause it’s very chic
    Stand up and shake the hand of
    Someone you can’t stand
    You can tolerate him if you try

    Oh the protestants hate the catholics
    And the catholics hate the protestants
    And the hindus hate the muslims
    And everybody hates the jews, but during

    National Brotherhood Week
    National Brotherhood Week, it’s
    National Everyone-Smile-At
    -One-Another-hood Week, be
    Nice to people who are
    Inferior to you
    It’s only for a week so have no fear
    Be grateful that it doesn’t last all year

    • WomanInThePersistence

      I so love Tom Lehrer.

      • Sheepshagger

        Smut. I’m a market they can’t glut….

        • WomanInThePersistence

          We shall all go together when we go….

    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      Tom Lehrer at his best.

    • BrianW

      Don’t just quote it, show it:
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgASBVMyVFI

  • La forza del resistino

    Mrs Moore will next tell us Sassy keeps kosher.

    • therblig

      she already knows how to canter

      • Marion in Savannah

        [golf claps] ISWYDT, for sure.

    • Paperless Tiger

      Oy neigh!

      • Marion in Savannah

        [golf claps] ISWYDT!

  • Christopher Story

    The more Iearn about Moore, the creepier his smile gets in that video. Anybody else experience this?

  • dshwa

    I knew it was bullshit when she said it, but I’m going to have to give her an “exceeds expectations” grade for this one.

  • Crystalclear12

    His poor mother.

  • beatbort

    That’s funny. The Moores have the opposite effect on people. After witnessing the sanctimonious self-righteous messianic bullshit that passes for the Moores’ daily existence, they go from being Christian to, well, anything but Christian.

  • Notreelyhelping

    Looks like a new Supreme Court nominee!

    • Paperless Tiger

      That oughta balance the bench.

  • Marion in Savannah

    OT, but…

    I’ve just started “Fire and Fury” and I don’t care if you don’t think you have the money. Kill somebody for the insurance payout or sell your pets and/or children. YOU MUST READ THIS BOOK. I can see that I’m going to get no sleep at all tonight, and Mr. MinS will be on his own to scrounge up some dinner. Okay. I’m headed back to my Kindle.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      Dammit, I’m on late shift for the next 4 nights or I’d be right there with ya. By the time I get around to reading it there will have been three films, two miniseries, and a court case.

      • Ling Ling

        I’m not buying the book simply for this reason: there will be no end to the quotes offered. I will get the content simply by osmosis. And I already knew the Trump crime family was the worst.

        • cmd resistor

          A lot of the reviewers said they originally felt the same way but then when he tried to stop publication they decided to pay for one to make a statement.

    • therblig

      i brought my kindle to work today, thinking that most folks would take another snow day, but almost everyone is here.

    • Cousin Itt, hoi polloi

      Sharing is caring.

      • Marion in Savannah

        Well, Mr. MinS and I share Kindle books, so he gets to read too.

    • Sheepshagger

      Yeah. I’m not one to gossip, but holy fucking shit. That book. It’s like Truman Capote got a casual invite to Tammy Faye Bakkers place and just hung around for a year with a tape recorder.

      • Résistance Land Shark Ω

        That should be in the NY Times Book Review

      • Mark Schmidt

        Jesus Christ, I’d love to read THAT!

    • elviouslyqueer

      I just bought mine today. Amazon is teasing me with the “go ahead and start reading TODAY” option but I’m delaying gratification.

      • Marion in Savannah

        Don’t delay. Read today.

      • Résistance Land Shark Ω

        Doesn’t delaying cause blue brains?

        • elviouslyqueer

          I’m keeping my brain quite busy with a really pretentious novel by William Makepeace Thackeray (not, not Vanity Fair), thank you very much.

    • cmd resistor

      From one of the Amazon reviews:
      Reading this book is like being forced to eat an entire 5 gallon carton of ice cream in one sitting. It is yummy and you don’t want to stop. And then you do want to stop but you can’t, because the book has you roped in. You should feel good, but in reality you feel awful, because of what you just did to yourself.
      So tread lightly, dear reader. You won’t want to put the book down, but either way, you won’t be better off. We should be looking at the big picture and what we can do next to take our country back. Make America AMERICA again!

      • Marion in Savannah

        It’s twoo, it’s twoo! (Well the part about how you can’t put it down.) The assumption that we can’t be thinking about how to make America AMERICA again at the same time is whack. Lawd knows libruls can multi-task.

    • Martini Ambassador 🍸

      I’m rather hoping for a Dok book review.

    • Hemp Dogbane
      • (((fka_donnie_d))), SOB

        Boris Sekhretsky is fucking genius

  • BearsEarsDeLaOursistance

    “Oh. I thought you said ‘mall chicks’.” — Ol’ Roy on Wishnatsky’s kitchenware

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    I would like to vote for a complete and total shutdown of stories on Roy and Karla Moore for the foreseeable future, please. Also too any and all stories about Jews or maybe Jews who may or may not be friends of theirs, and any and all xtians and fake xtians ditto, and really, just anything about Alabama in general, TYVM.

    • proudgrampa

      I second that. The publicity just encourages them…

    • Ling Ling

      One of the victims is suing Moore. Don’t you want to comment on the trial?

  • Crystalclear12

    So in Pentecostal would that be a backslid Jew?

    • BearsEarsDeLaOursistance

      Circumcised snake handler?

  • OrdinaryJoe

    Bannon put his own special kiss of death on Roy Moore. In the words of Peter Clemenza: “Won’t see him around anymore.”

    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      “Take the cannoli.”

  • GHERKINS du RESISTANCE!

    Kids For Creepers

    “Not only am I the President, I’m also a client!”
    –Roy Moore

  • SayItWithWookies

    Not only is he not a Jew — with a JD from Liberty he probably doesn’t even qualify as a lawyer.

    • msanthropesmr

      Definitely not.

    • Sheepshagger

      ” Neither holy, nor Jewish nor a lawyer”

      Not Voltaire.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Discuss….

        • Sheepshagger

          I’m strictly about pithy aphorisms. I just pith all over everything and then move on.

      • proudgrampa

        Definitely Not Ready for Prime Time.

  • proudgrampa

    Funny, he doesn’t LOOK Jewish.

    OH, they weren’t Jewish anyway! Oy vey.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    I guess it just goes to show that in the Moores’ world, even washing in the Blood of the Savior doesn’t wash the Joo out.

    • BreakingDeadMen

      I’m going wash that Jew right out of my hair

      • Invisible Bunyip

        And send him on, oy vey!

  • proudgrampa

    Yeah. The degree from Liberty. What a joke.

    • Snowbound Ron

      Liberty U. When you want to buy a fake degree but don’t have a printer at home.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    The Moores seem awfully shellfish to me.

    • Martini Ambassador 🍸

      Like two clams in a can.

      • amrak63

        Monstrous!

    • Daniel

      I feel there’s a Mussel Shoals joke in there somewhere.

  • Kiri the Unicorn
  • Raan

    Okay, question: What is bridge mix?

    • Kiri the Unicorn

      Equal parts of bascule, suspension, and center-span lift.

      • Ling Ling

        Slow clap.

    • Arolpin

      Basically nuts, fruits, and cremes covered in chocolate. Basically old-people snacks.

      http://www.sees.com/chocolate/nuts-and-chews/bridge-mix/200398.html

      • msanthropesmr

        FUCK YOU I’M NOT AN OLD PERSON

        GET OFF MY LAWN

        • Arolpin

          We’ll settle this as Matlock intended, walkers at dawn! And you better believe I’m taking the tennis balls off the legs!

          • Sheepshagger

            Which one are you again dearie?

      • shastakoala

        And some form of butterscotch.

    • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

      It’s a form of dry dog food.

    • Snowbound Ron

      An offense to chocolate. Sort of like M&Ms, but with weird fillings. I can still taste one of them, always made me think of licorice cough syrup

    • Asterix

      A Dentists best friend.

    • shastakoala

      Whatever you find under the cushions of your couch.

      • bbayliss

        We call those ‘snacks”

  • jesterpunk

    I guess this clip kind of fits. From the wife swap “reality show”. I wonder what position she has with Roy’s scam group?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E7Ju3b8wCY

    • James Baskin

      Hallelujah!

    • Saxo the Grammarian

      She seems nice judgemental.

    • ((( Augustus )))

      I remember watching that when I was a drunken teenager

      she really freaked me out

      also, she violently, vehemently refused to take the check from the show because it was “unholy”

      …she took the check.

      • jesterpunk

        I kind of remember her trying to cash in on that too.

  • Gayer Than Thou

    I’d kind of like to have a ringtone that says “One of our attorneys is a Jew.”

    • Martini Ambassador 🍸

      I can probably make that happen for you, for the right price.

      Eh, who am I kidding—the right price is a 6er of mid-range beers.

    • msanthropesmr

      Part of the set
      “I have a black friend”
      “I’d trust a gay with my wardrobe, but I don’t know about gay marriage”

      • Daniel

        Gay people are prized for their physical strength which makes them excellent furniture movers, and also their fluency in Swedish, making them excellent builders of furniture.

        • msanthropesmr

          I think you’re thinking of Swedish people.

        • BearsEarsDeLaOursistance

          I said I had Swede in my mouth, not that I speak Swedish…

          • Daniel

            I thought USians called them Rutabagas?

          • theCryptofishist

            A swede is a turnip with the brains knocked out.

      • BreakingDeadMen

        “I’m Not A Racist, BUT”

        • msanthropesmr

          “People are so sensitive these days.”

          • Sheepshagger

            Yeah! Now let’s put the libtards in death camps for insulting trump!

          • BreakingDeadMen

            “Political correctness has RUN AMOK”

      • Gayer Than Thou

        “I like movies with strong female leads, I just don’t like The Last Jedi.”

        • elviouslyqueer

          “I like movies with strong female leads, I just don’t like the Ghostbusters reboot.”

          There, darling. I’m sure that’s what you meant.

    • Suttree

      That is always part of your masthead!

      Someone Some-one and a Jew

    • Rooster Cogburn105

      Goldberg, Steinberg, Homberg, and O’Malley at your service!

  • proudgrampa

    Let’s face it. The Moores just aren’t neis.

    https://youtu.be/2wi1H3UnKhk

    • Bebecca

      Their n’er do well son is kind of yummy though. Wonder if he follows the pattern of his flaming asshole parents?

  • Anne Of Green Bagels

    so, he’s basically Monica Goodling.

  • Notreelyhelping

    “We wanted to get one of those fancy Jews with the curly hair things hanging down on each side—they’re darling!—but, goodness they’re expensive!”

    • BearsEarsDeLaOursistance

      They could rent him on occasions when their regular Joo was busy. You know, just tefillin.

      • Dinz6315

        Ha!!!

      • differentdrummer

        I wonder how much that gig peyahs.

    • Rooster Cogburn105

      And you have to work around their schedule.

  • chiefkurtz

    Oh, and by the way, there’s shrimp in the egg rolls.

    • msanthropesmr

      It’s Kosher if it’s at a Chinese restaurant.

    • Suttree

      That doesn’t apply on X-mas eve.

      • mike stone

        I like my shrimp wrapped in bacon on X-mas eve.

    • Ellie

      God Hates Shrimp. Is that website still around?

  • bbayliss

    Will Bunch:
    “Welcome to the throbbing heart of Anti-Trump Country, a land where — if you believe in polls — the majority of Americans reside, and yet a place that the mainstream media seems determined to ignore.”
    http://www.philly.com/philly/columnists/will_bunch/trump-make-america-great-again-mount-airy-germantown-will-bunch-20180104.html

    • Cousin Itt, hoi polloi

      You had me at throbbing.

      • Daniel

        Is it really surprising the liberal media ignores Trump country when they’d rather be watching two men inject hot throbbing erect members into the each others receptive rectum before thrusting away sweatily, grasping at each others’ taut, muscular bodies, tanned to the colour of honey and glowing in the candle light, rose petals sticking to their perfectly defined musculature- not too big, toned like swimmers, whispering tender promises of love and vicious curses of lust into their perfect ears, before shuddering and throwing out litres of hot jism (they’re European or maybe Canadian) all over each other and collapsing into a sticky, contented sleep?
        YOU PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING.

        • ImGoingBacon

          Veep Pence, is that you?

    • Jgb979

      Golly! They look just like my friends and neighbors for having such…….identical political views!

  • LeighBowery’sLuxuryComedy

    “Bye, Menachem” – I die.

    • Fivedollarfeminist

      Thanks! I figured like three people would get it.

  • Mark Schmidt

    Wait…Liberty University – that bible bullshit school founded by some fraud TV / radio preacher – grants JD”s? Like they can make you a LAWYER???
    My late father in law, an actual Jew his own self, was a nice Philadelphia lawyer, and had several real degrees from real colleges…( He hated lawyers, too…) this is pretty frightening…
    If I send them money, can I be a lawyer, too?

    • Covfefe

      Your FIL was working with a biased sample. Outside of Philadelphia, lawyers are cool.

      • theCryptofishist

        Which is why W.C. Fields wanted to be there.

    • Bebecca

      It is a real law school that teaches law the Christian way, something stupid like that. I haven’t looked into it in awhile but they were having trouble with their graduates passing bar exams (shocking, right?)

    • marshlc

      He was a Philadelphia lawyer? Did he make love to a Hollywood maid?

    • harryeagar

      Both Falwell and Robertson have degree-granting affiliates and Robertson’s specifically trains lawyers to go into gummint work. That’s the actual ‘deep state.’

  • Jgb979

    Did a little amateur research on old Bammy a month ago when it was briefly relevant.

    Apparently, in Gadsden Alabama where Roy Moore is from and where he’s not allowed to use their shopping mall,

    The only Jewish temple is known for being firebombed by Nazis (before shutting down
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Congregation_Beth_Israel_(Gadsden,_Alabama)

    Maybe they all went on to be winners like that list of Liberty University graduates up above! (I joke but they’re all likely Supreme Court Nominees next year)

  • Bitter Scribe

    Someone once said that Jews for Jesus was a club for Jewish kids who really wanted to piss off their parents.

  • Mavenmaven

    “we fellowship with the kind of “Jews” we like, not those other kikes”

    • Hesavebread!

      Those kikes we like.

      • ahughes798

        Wow! I haven’t heard the Joos referred to as “kikes” since I was a little kid. I’m glad about that! I wonder what the etymology of that particular slur is?

  • Crz

    Much as I enjoy making fun of them what deserve it, I must ask you please don’t throw shade at olds for going to school and getting degrees.

    • Hesavebread!

      I’m all for the olds in education but this is a serious question: is Liberty a proper university? I googled but I’m not sure.

      • Occupied Territory of Kavefish

        You might want to try the correct spelling: “Libetty Youneeversitee.”

        This issue has tripped up others in the past.

      • ahughes798

        It’s as proper as ITT Tech. It’s the crazy uncle of Universities.

        • Rooster Cogburn105

          They’re one step ahead of the “close cover before striking” degree mills, they even have buildings and school-like stuff.

        • Just saying

          No I think ITT Tech might teach actual skills.

          • ahughes798

            I heard they were getting sued by the govt., a la Trump U., but I could be thinking of another one of those fly-by-night universities.

  • shastakoala
  • elviouslyqueer

    If it’s true that you’re known by the company you keep, then Wishnatsky should be thrilled to know that he’s presently clerking with someone who’s so tightly wound that he’s one breakdown away from becoming America’s Next Mass Shooter (Matt Clark) and someone who has doubtless fondled many underage boy’s no-no zones while teaching Sunday School at First Baptist Church of Lick Skillet, Alabama (Ben Boyd).

    You heard it here first.

  • jaylen

    Where you want this Internet delivered, lady? It’s kinda heavy.

  • Ken Berry

    Kayla Moore channels Barbara Stanwyck: “Sorry, wrong Jew.”

  • sweeper

    Shabbat shalom! I’m here in my Rabbinic (albeit student-) capacity to open up an additional can of halacha on Kayla Moore. Honey, your lawyer and all your “messianic” (spit) friends are more than not Jewish. If they were Jewish at some point prior, then they are now slanderers, and subject to that thing that I’ll bet you didn’t even know we could do, excommunication. If they were never Jewish in the first place, then what they are doing is akin to a Jewish minstrel show, which pisses us off but has no standing in Jewish Law. So my responsa is that any lawyer who is supporting this kind of slander and is halachically Jewish, should now be under a cherem, (a public rejection and disavowal,) complete with loogies, by which I mean votes. This covers all the Jews for Jesus all over the world, because they are a SHANDEH. So get to looging, with votes.

    • altleftjohn

      *hock!* Vote.

      • sweeper

        Thank you for your service.

    • Fivedollarfeminist

      Poopoopoo!!!

      • sweeper

        Keyn eyn hora!

        • Fivedollarfeminist

          Loshon hora!

          • sweeper

            No, it’s the truth, and requires public toch’chei, or rebuke! It gets an exception!

          • Fivedollarfeminist

            Yeah. My I have been known to use some special words when those J4J momzers come knocking. שבת שלום!

    • Dutchman

      Okay, so I read that entire thing in my Zayde’s voice recalling him sitting around with his compatriots muttering and kibitzing about the one thing or another.

      I needed the laugh.

      • sweeper

        That’s how I intended it to be read!

    • You sound like you might be going to the same rabbinic school as my cousin the human-rights activist non-traditional student type. That one up in Yonkers?

      • sweeper

        Oh there’s choices out there in that genre….I study in California, but props to your cousin!

    • AnniNoone

      So fun to read and edifying to know. Thank you!

    • (((fka_donnie_d))), SOB

      Wow, a rabbi who is not a dick! May I know, please, your institution of higher learning, so that I may pay more attention to it in the future?

      • sweeper

        Erm, pm me? Don’t want to make a big deal. But suffice to say, many of us pride ourselves on not being dicks. If you have been traumatized by dicks, spiritually or otherwise, just know we are out here.

        • (((fka_donnie_d))), SOB

          Sadly, no PM function here afaik. If you go through my comments history eventually you will find my email. But, please, not unless you have some spare time.

    • Sakonyachen

      I can’t find a link now, but apparently Js4J is actually populated by 0% Jews. It’s some Fundie conspiracy that goes nowhere but continues collecting dollars. Oh wait! Those last two words. That’s what the conspiracy is.

      • Martin Chambers

        I would believe that about Js4J.
        It is not true for Messianic Jews (at least the ones I worship with here in Aus)

    • Martin Chambers

      And you sir, are a bigot.

      • sweeper

        Shavua tov. That’s madam to you. I try never to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

        • Martin Chambers

          ooo, countering my ad hominem with your own.
          very well shall we leave such fallacies and have a real discussion, or shall we walk away now, with me believing you to be a bigot, and you believing me to be a fool?

          • sweeper

            I did not realize that disputations were still a thing.

          • Martin Chambers

            Yeah I’m an old (though I always hated them, which is why I offered a discussion instead)
            But I understand why you wouldn’t want to debate me…
            At best you beat a witless man… no great achievement.
            At worst you loose to a witless man… ouch.
            But I would be happy to hear your reasons for claiming Jeshua of Nazareth was not the foretold Messiah, based on comparing him to the Torah of Moshe, the Nevi’im and the Tehillim.

          • sweeper

            Please refer to the Wikipedia entry “Disputation.” I am not here to teach medieval history.

          • Martin Chambers

            and yet you are.
            so, Thankyou

    • harryeagar

      I have a friend who is pastor of a holy roller church and also considers himself Jewish, which is how he was raised. I asked my friend who is on the board of the congregation what he thought about this. “It’s his trip,’ he said.

      It’s a small congregation. Some years ago when they were 2 men shy of a minyan they made it 10 by inviting a woman and filling the 10th seat with Col. Sanders, represented by a cardboard chicken bucket. I kid you not.

      I guess I myself am still a Catholic — lapsed as they say — since they never let you go; and a Mormon since my nephews baptized me.

      I think the point is, if you have to say you have a Jewish friend/lawyer, it must be that your behavior has caused observers to think you do not treat Jews the way you do other people.

      • Begin Anew Day

        Any church that will enroll an empty cardboard chicken bucket as an elder CANNOT, by definition, be bad.

        Why? Because that bucket once had yummy chicken in it which means that someone had the generosity of spirit needed to bring the KFC to the meeting in the first place and share it.

  • BreakingDeadMen

    100% off topic, but: TFW a co-worker on the cusp of competence announces they are leaving to go to a similar job at an ostensibly better institution. Congratulations, I guess? Did someone here right a letter of recommendation? An honest one?

    • grindstone

      Sometimes, the grass is just a slightly different shade. Wish them well. If your industry is anything like mine (small and incestuous), you don’t burn bridges unless you’re prepared to never cross that way ever again.

      • BreakingDeadMen

        Nah, I have nothing against them, it’s just a ‘this person can barely do this job and they are going WHERE?

        • grindstone

          Oh, gotcha. That’s a definite grit your teeth and smile situation. I had the great pleasure of watching a lying liar of a coworker pad his resume shamelessly and getting a plum job out of it. My only consolation is that people usually caught on to his grandiose bullshit after being around him awhile.

        • ImGoingBacon

          If they are that mediocre, then their new colleagues and new boss will notice quick.

  • Sheepshagger

    Why did Roy Moores accusers wait so long to come forward?http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2018/01/roy_moore_accusers_home_burns.html

    • Bebecca

      Right, it’s a mystery….

      • Sakonyachen

        The great mystery to them is why anyone cares more about Moore trying to diddle a few kids as opposed to the great Lovecraftian horror of electing a Demmycrat!!

  • An Outhouse for the résistance

    She didn’t say Jews, she said Jooz. Stop twisting her words, libtard.

  • theCryptofishist

    So, I’ve been wondering about this for a while, and I want to get it clear. “Fellowshiping” is getting together with friends and reading Tolkien out loud, yes?

    • Bebecca

      Hubby and I are keeping a list of words that have become verbs. This is a new one.

      • Spurning Beer

        I’m glad someone is architecting a list like that.

        • Bebecca

          We’re big weirdos and we b9th like words.

      • ahughes798

        Have you got “impactful” on that list?

    • Ellie

      It’s church-speak – mostly evangelical AFAIK; I doubt that the “Jew lawyer” uses that language.

    • Evidence-based Ugly Dude

      I thought “fellowshipping” was when you write gay romance stories about a couple of fellows you know.

      • LesBontemps

        I thought “fellowshipping” had something to do with FedEx.

        • Stulexington

          Like sending a fellow cat to Abudabi.

      • Sakonyachen

        I tried that once. I got outted as a “straight”.

  • BearsEarsDeLaOursistance

    Roy and Kayla Moore: Putting the “shabby” in “Shabbos” since 2017.

    • theCryptofishist

      And the “Sassy” in “Sassos”, also, too.

  • WilbyToad

    Roy Moore accuser’s Gadsden home burns; arson investigation underway

    Roy Moore accuser Tina Johnson lost her home Tuesday in a fire that is now under investigation by the Etowah County Arson Task Force.

    Tina Johnson, who first came to public notice for accusing Senate candidate Roy Moore of grabbing her in his office in the early 1990s, said her home on Lake Mary Louise Road in Gadsden caught fire Tuesday morning.

    After neighbors and some utility workers called 911 shortly after 8 a.m. Tuesday, the Lookout Mountain Fire Department responded to the scene. By the time the flames were extinguished, Johnson and her family had lost everything they owned.

    Nobody appears to have been harmed in the blaze; Johnson and her husband were at work, and her grandson was at school.

    by Anna Claire Vollers / AL.COM
    http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2018/01/roy_moore_accusers_home_burns.html

    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      I hope they trace this back to Moore and his “followers”

      I am also sad that someone lost their home.

      • Petunia Cat

        Me too. This is awful. And after she had to go through all the horse shit that accompanies telling what these shitty men have done. 😢

        • Sakonyachen

          It’s sad that they think this will put her in “her place”. She accused a former judge and current senate candidate of a crime that most law enforcement will ignore. She’s already in her place, Alpha. Tactics like this will come as no real surprise. Not that it won’t be terrible for her. I have a strong feeling she will be getting support from many angles after this.

    • BearsEarsDeLaOursistance

      The “Etowah County Arson Task Force”? All one of him?

    • Sharon Cooper

      I’m hoping someone starts a gofundme for her. This is a shitty time of year to be homeless.

  • Evidence-based Ugly Dude

    Kayla Moore was wrong? She must be feeling so embarrassed right now.

  • Xraygrrl

    And now one of Moore’s accusers from Gadsden had her house burnt down this week.
    Right wingers are such lovely people.

  • Freeperson

    Can the word “fellowship” be a verb? What activity does it describe? If you and I were fellowshipping what would it look (sound, smell?) like?

    • BearsEarsDeLaOursistance

      Vodka?

      • Rooster Cogburn105

        microwave pizza and beer farts

    • covfefesumgame0005

      pot and Dr Pepper

    • KenTFM

      Buffalo wings, BenGay and Pabst Blue Ribbon

    • Sakonyachen

      Booze and cigarettes. And big stinky dogs.

    • Rooster Cogburn105

      The hold of a South Sea Island Blackbirder? They shipped a few fellows from island to island, I heard tell.

  • Spurning Beer

    Yeah, Kayla, we believe you. You’ve got hot and cold running rabbis and glatt kosher oneg shabbat fellerships all the time where you totally respect the differing beliefs and traditions of others.

    Years ago a friend observed to me that while Yiddish has multiple colorful terms for “penis,” there’s only one for “vagina”: ha-Makom, or “the place.” (It’s also used as a circumlocution for God.)

    I think this is unfortunate, and would support a vulgar term applicable to a woman.

    • BearsEarsDeLaOursistance

      Oh, she’s a schmeckel and a putz as surely as any of the rest.

      • Sharon Cooper

        Oy. Such a shtik drek she is.

        • sweeper

          That’s the winner, right there!

    • LesBontemps

      This is why we have Anglo-Saxons.

    • Caren Bordowitz

      Wait, I live in Macomb!

    • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

      I first read that as hot and cold running rabies — makes as much sense as anything Kayla says.

    • Lordpnut

      You said “circumlocution”. Heh heh heh.

    • sweeper

      Some have adapted “knish” for vagina, but it is specifically anatomic, unlike putz. Because a knish is wonderful. Most Yiddish terms about awful women are more about domestic sluttishness or gossipiness. Is that a word, gossipiness? I think it’s cultural, like all the dick-insults are more about men being stupid rather than mean. And there’s a ton of words for ignorami of both sexes. My favorite is “amoretz.”

  • Squeegee

    The State of Alabama doesn’t have a bar exam.

    If you want to be a lawyer in Alabama you just drop off a sack of peanuts at the court house and they grant you a license to practice law

    • JesusWasAHippie

      And your clients pay you in stone crocks of sorghum syrup and pickled pig knuckles. Ask Atticus Finch.

      • mfp, all 6s&7s&9s

        you’ll get turnip greens and hickory nuts from mr cunningham, and you’ll like it!

  • LesBontemps

    Follow your FDF on the tweetbox!

    Tongue-punch her tweetbox?

  • Bell the Blind Tiger MCD

    I can’t wait for the deathbed conversion to Hinduism. but I’ll wait anyway.

    • Rooster Cogburn105

      Orthodox Branch of the Church of the FSM or GTFO. Don’t even get me started on those “a-pastate” heathens and their sinful ways.

    • Lordpnut

      Confucianism or gtfo.

      • Bell the Blind Tiger MCD

        he’s not going to do that one before the death bed?

        • Lordpnut

          Yeah. That’s probably the safest bet; take Pascal’s wager as you fade out.

  • Red Richmond

    It’s a real shame he didn’t study divinity instead of law, he could have been a jew’ed ass priest.

  • Sharon Cooper

    Well, she couldn’t have him be an ACTUAL Jew. And I guess he’s still too Jewish be a “friend.”

  • Rooster Cogburn105

    Say, do you know who else counted persons of the Jewish Faith?

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Who JOO to be or who JOO is he? That is the question.

  • M.E. Lawrence

    I agree with you, FDF: no more articles, even yours, about these trashy people (the phrase sums them up nicely).

  • looksquirrels

    Halachically, he’s still Jewish. But we don’t want him. Or Roy Cohn, Eric Cantor, or Henry Kissinger. Feh.

    • sweeper

      That’s the halachic position. More concise than mine.

  • mailman27

    I am founding a new sect called Nounism. I will invoke the sanctity of nouns, and protect them against those who would use them as verbs. The sanctity of nouns is slipping away from us as a people. There will be no fellowshipping in this religion.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      I wish to be nounishing with that reform.

    • UnsaltedSinner

      You’re not secting right.

    • 3FingerPete

      The War On Nouns is weakening this nation!

  • Ants In My Eyes Johnson

    It figures that the only jewish people that the Moores brag about working with are christians.

  • UnsaltedSinner

    It’s fascinating that a person can be brought up as a secular Jew, then hear the pitch for Mormonism and say: “Yeah, that makes sense!” and finally listen to an evangelical and go: “These are my people!” Whatever will he believe in next?

    • Sal Paradise

      Pretty sure it won’t be the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Pastafarianism makes way too much sense.

  • 3FingerPete

    Kayla doesn’t like her Jew friends to be too Jewey. It makes Christmas awkward.

    • Hesavebread!

      She just likes them Jew-ish . . .

  • phoenix00

    0/2 from the free throw line…..

  • Martin Chambers

    I’m sorry F5F.
    I usually find you insightful and inciteful.
    But I am surprised and disappointed at your creedist writing here.
    You malign a marginalized and ostracized religious group, and your justification for doing so is they were already marginalized and ostracized.
    That’s like saying the persecuted Ahmadiyya sect aren’t Muslim (despite them saying they are Muslim) simply because other Muslim sects reject and persecute them.
    Ask yourself, what makes someone a Jew.
    If that Jew came to understand that Yeshua of Nazareth was the Jewish Messiah foretold of by the Jewish prophets, do you believe that person stops being a Jew?
    Do you believe they should be ostracized by the Jewish community?
    Apparently you do, so, in the words of the great Evan Hurst, “Go fuck yourself”

    • Martin Chambers

      Oh, and I don’t support anyone who supports Moore and their ilk.
      Fuck them, especially if they ‘fellowshipped’ after the women came forward.
      Your tar brush was just a little too wide, and a fair number of innocents got hit with secondhand bigotry.
      I really do love every OTHER article you’ve wonked for us.
      and now I’ve stopped crying and I should get some sleep.

      • harryeagar

        So, you are embracing the Hitlerian position that Judaism is racial. By that logic, Ivanka Trump is not a Jew.

        • Martin Chambers

          *cough*Godwin’s Law*cough*
          no. I specifically didn’t say that, even though I’ve known Jews who think it themselves. Don’t try to strawman me with a black/white assertion please.
          Judaism is a primarily a religion, as it can be joined or forsworn.
          Yes there are racial and cultural elements, as there are with most religions, especially those which don’t actively proselytize.
          However, the view I share with my messianic Jewish friends, is that (true) Christianity is a [xxxx] of Judaism.
          I can’t think of the right word or phrase here to encompass my belief… maybe [natural partial logical fulfillment] maybe [sect] maybe [divergent path]…
          none of these terms is exactly right… but you get the idea.
          Same religion, different understanding.

          • harryeagar

            Nevertheless, you espouse the Hitlerian view of being a Jew.

          • Martin Chambers

            Just because you keep saying that doesn’t make it true.
            Copy/paste ONE thing I said to support your claim.

  • Zyxomma

    We welcome anyone to our synagogue but we might draw the line with this kind of BS.

  • norcalOG

    When I was little and learning how to be Baptist, we were warned about the dangers posed by Catholics and Jews. They weren’t us. Catholics mumbled all kinds of stuff. Jews killed our main guy.
    Somehow, nobody ever told us about an even greater threat: Mormons!
    Completely unknown? The Muzzlums. At least THEY would never bother us.
    It was never hard to praise God from whom all blessings flow.
    Those were the days.

    • handyhippie65

      when i was a child, i thought and spoke as a child. when i became an adult, i learned that children are really gullible.

  • chapka

    FYI: It’s not unusual for a lawyer to work in a jurisdiction where he or she isn’t admitted, doing research and writing and then handing the work off to a local/admitted lawyer to sign off. There are also lawyers who work specifically as brief writers and stipulate that they don’t handle oral arguments or appear in court; often another lawyer will sign their briefs, so that the judge expects sees the person whose name is on the brief in the courtroom.

  • so, like Jonathan Miller in “Beyond th Fringe”, he can say, “In fact, I’m not really a Jew. Just Jew-ish. Not the whole hog, you know.”.

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