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In all the fuss over Evan’s unspeakable crimes against Sarah “Poot Lips” Sanders, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator initially missed a whole ‘nother troll who made a gift of himself to our comments section a couple weeks back. But since the idiot went to so much effort to say the same thing over and over in several different threads before meeting with the banhammer (and since last week’s trolls were such weak, sad poop — I may have been on vacation, but I checked), it is with great queasiness that we bring you the refined trolling of one “Ross Vachon,” who really, really does not like Al Franken.

Like, more than just your average dislike — this “Ross” guy is freaking obsessed with Al Franken. Who, you might not be aware, is just like the great hypocrite of the French theater, Moliere’s Tartuffe, in that he pretends to be a champion of the good, but has the basest motives imaginable:

  • “Al Franken is a poisonous toad who hates women. It’s there in his “comedy”, in his gross-out behavior toward Leeann Tweedon when she made clear she was repulsed by his “wet, slimy lips”, in his photo-op humiliation of her, and now in this state fair incident. This “champion of women” is just an ugly little Tartuffe.”
  • “He’s a complete mediocrity who has loathed women his whole post-pubescent life ever since they started rejecting him in droves. He is a Tartuffe, a man who pretends to be of high rectitude this “this champion of women” when in reality is the slimiest sexist of them all He only (half) apologized because his vileness looked like something out of Abu Gharib. He is worse than Charlie Rose.”
  • “You’re in denial about Franken. He was rejected by pretty girls his whole life and when his USO co-star was a Playboy cover model he vowed to himself to make her his. When her body language signaled she was as repulsed by him as all the pretty girls before her and that’s why he decided to humiliate and torment her. There’s even a photograph of him attempting to humiliate her on a military plane. Are you really so desperate for a leader that you would fight to the death for a misogynist fraud like this. Franken has got to go. He’s damaged beyond repair.”

A few things stand out about “Ross”: He’s really enamored of that comparison to Tartuffe, which proves he’s A Intellectual. And he’s frighteningly attached to Leeann Tweedon’s description of Franken’s “wet, slimy lips,” which he lovingly cited at least six times during his brief visit here. “Ross” also seemed to be at least vaguely aware that Wonkette is a liberal mommyblog, so his comments here steered clear of some of the points he made about Franken elsewhere. At Bloomberg, he felt free to explain that unlike Donald Trump (falsely accused, you know) and Roy Moore (also innocent), Al Franken is the slimiest thing alive. A Jewish slimy thing:

  • “Trump’s accusers were all setups put there by the Clinton Machine and they were all discredited. Judge Moore is coasting into the Senate as we speak. Frankenstein is peeing all over himself now knowing that more women are coming forward to tell how the poisonous toad sexually assaulted them. Let the good times roll!”
  • “Frankenstein only became a “champion of women” to cover up his violent misogyny and sexual frustration. He is like Weinstein, Wieseltier, and Rose a Tartuffe or more accurately a *Tarjuffe. He is a half stamped on cockroach as it stands right now.”
  • Franken’s burping, scratching, ogling, drooling, groping, “wet and slimy lips” (thank you, Leeann Tweedon!) mark this “champion of women” as a Tartuffe, or more properly a *Tarjuffe. That photograph of the poisonous toad groping Leeann as she sleeps on a military plane is the real Al Franken and everyone knows it.”

Or at Breitbart, where “Ross” explained the essential difference between Al Franken and Roy Moore. No, it is not that Franken was accused of grabbing the butts of adult women while Moore was an accused child molester. Ross doesn’t actually have a problem with grown men sexing teenagers, as he explains:

  • “Franken the poisonous toad is worse. All Judge Moore did (if he did it) is date a young girl or two. Franken sexually assaulting 5 women, one (Leeann Tweedon) he spent an entire USO Tour dehumanizing her before groping her breasts as she slept on a military plane. Judge Moore would be a credit to the Senate. Franken (who’s now claiming Leeann Tweedon and the other women rejected him because he’s a Jew) is a pervert who belongs in prison.”
  • “Hey, if the girls like you — it’s cool. Mick Jagger had thousands of 14 year old girls jump into bed with him. More power to Judge Moore, the next Senator from Alabama!”

Yeah, “Ross” is really into that “poisonous toad” line, too, which seems vaguely familiar somehow…

Poisonous toad, poisonous toadstool, pretty much the same. Don’t those big Jew lips look gross and slimy?

And no, the bit about Franken claiming women “rejected him because he’s a Jew” doesn’t even seem to come from any of the usual online Nazi sources — that’ a “Ross Vachon” original.

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Mr. “Vachon” has some really odd ideas about what misogyny even is — basically, it means not being worthy of a hot lady like Leeann Tweedon, who Vachon approvingly notes, over and over again, posed in Playboy. Misogynists pretend to support women’s rights so women will sleep with them, or at least get close enough to cop an unmerited feel. And “Ross Vachon” knows all about what healthy women want. They want “Ross Vachon,” as he explained:

Pretty Girls started kissing me in the 6th grade. I’ve always admired the good taste of women.

On the other hand, “Ross” knows the “truth” about Franken. Unlike sex god “Ross Vachon,”

Franken has resented and despised women since puberty. They have (except for that mousy wife of his) rejected him uniformly for 55 years.

As for people who might downplay Franken’s crimes, for which he should spend the rest of his life in prison (yes, really) by suggesting his offenses are less serious than those of Donald Trump or Roy Moore, well, they’re obviously just cultists. And physically unattractive cultists at that:

Yes this “champion of women” is trying the patience of his cult members (short, ugly schmucks who worship at the altar of mediocrity, misogyny, groping and violent “wet and slimy” kisses)

In fact, “Ross” had thoughts about what should happen to anyone who suggested that Al Franken might have any redeeming features whatsoever. To someone who said they “respected” Franken for resigning, and for his career as a whole, “Ross” appointed himself comment moderator for the day:

The poisonous toad is a bilious misogynist. If you respect him for that, you’re a POS who should be banned from this site.

Take a wild guess who actually got banned?

“Ross’s” comment history is, quite frankly, a bizarre mishmash of masks and contradictions. Lately, he’s been all about those terrible liberal sexual harassers — or at least, one particular subset of ’em, as he pointed out in a comment at Breitbart on sexual harassment accusations against director James Toback:

Jewish, too, like Weinstein.

Go back as far as you want and you’ll find similar stuff — a full year ago, the guy had Thoughts on the deep connections between Jewish nerds and their insatiable desire for Aryan women.

  • average shlep ogles and drools over a woman when he sees her especially shiksas. If he manages to get a date it’s quickly apparent to the female that she’s our with a burping, scratching, neurotic little need When she tries to extricate herself from the situation, the nerd becomes aggressive. Every attractive Jewish girl unfortunately has to deal with this mishigas
  • The nerd is often aggressive with girls in the hope they will be able to impress upon them an inner strength. Of course the nerd often takes it too far and this is why campus rapes are at such an alarmingly high level.

And then there was this little Heil Trump at Breitbart, shortly before last year’s election:

They called him racist, sexist, misogynist, fascist, anti-Semite, Hitler, and sexual predator, every label, libel, and smear their frightened little minds could conceive. And, yet here he stands, our man on a white horse ready to take this baby and run with it. The Establishment, Wall Street, the neocons, Israel, the Masters of Discourse – the Media have been in panic mode 24-7 warning us what a psycho he is from Day I. And yet here he stands. Rachel Maddow cries, George Stephanoolous weeps, Mark Zuckerberg threatens to ban us from Facebook and yet here he stands. On November 8th let’s stand up as one and put the witch on a broom and send her to Bloody Hell. Let’s put The Man On The White Horse into The White House and let’s do it with Authority!

That’s so close to a parody of rightwing bloviation it’s hard to even take seriously. But the really important thing to remember is that “Ross” is a sex magnet to Jewish chicks:

Jewish hotties like me. And I like them. Maybe you’re jealous. Also I work in the entertainment business, have done so since 1987, own my own home. More than half my clients are Jewish..I go to their kids bar and barmitzvah, everything. In real life, I enjoy my Jewish associations.

Not surprisingly, if you go back a couple years, you find him at Manosphere HQ, Return of Kings, explaining how he had such great game picking up a black gal, who reads Jane Austen, so don’t you go calling him a racist, either. They’ve been happily married for years, he says. What she thinks of all the Jewish hotties throwing themselves at him, we’ll just have to live without knowing.

Oh, and he also thinks the Catholic Church should go back to the Latin Mass. He’s kind of a Renaissance dude that way.

In conclusion: Maybe you thought Roy Moore had no place in the Senate. But you’re a poisonous toad and you’re ugly.

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  • Treg Brown
    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      Saaaaaaaaavage.

      I like it.

      • H0mer0

        (better ice that burn!)

  • Zonath
    • Blanche de Shambles

      Really? That’s kind of a lazy choice of gif for th-ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD

    • Elizabeth Hillcrest

      ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD

    • Anne Of Green Bagels

      ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!!11!!!1

    • (((fka_donnie_d))), SOB

      Fucking impresive how mesmerising they managed to make that, ennit?

  • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

    “Pretty Girls started kissing me in the 6th grade. I’ve always admired the good taste of women.”

    A lot of girls taste pretty icky to me, but I taste them because they enjoy it and I enjoy having them enjoy it.

  • Kiri the Unicorn

    “…since last week’s trolls were such weak, sad poop — I may have been on vacation, but I checked…”

    https://img-s3.onedio.com/id-571dfa357e7257567c49e436/rev-0/w-635/f-jpg-gif-webp-webm-mp4/s-c8f867afbb0e15df0bad6a230a59d3651bff9857.gif

    It’s your professionalism that I respect.

    • doktorzoom

      I should add that “weak, sad poop” is taken verbatim from a graffito I saw in a men’s room at the U of Arizona library ages ago: “All frats are weak sad poop.”

      • Dept. of Space Tacos

        graffitier is not wrong.

  • Treg Brown
    • armed_bears

      This is it.

    • Anne Of Green Bagels

      isn’t that what religion usually does?

  • WIDTAP

    OT: I have to question why Omarosa was let go from her position on African American outreach. After all, there was great turnout of African Americans at the recent Alabama election. So much winning!

  • armed_bears

    Rallies will begin hours after news breaks of a Mueller firing:

    If Mueller is fired BEFORE 2 P.M. local time —> events will begin @ 5 P.M. local time
    If Mueller is fired AFTER 2 P.M. local time —> events will begin @ noon local time the following day

    https://act.moveon.org/event/mueller-firing-rapid-response-events/search/

    • Courser_Resistance

      Yup, I’m sighed up for Denver. Since I don’t currently have a job, I’m free to create as much hell as is, well, permitted.

      • armed_bears

        Permission granted.

      • sgt. jmk of the résistance

        I’m signed up to go to my Congresstwit’s office. He won’t be there, of course… he doesn’t go where constituents who aren’t writing checks are, hence his nickname, “Flee” Zeldin.

    • weejee

      WTF??!!? Redmond, Lynnwood, Bainbridge Island but not Seattle?

      • Somewhat Damaged Ron

        And nothing near Erie PA. Where would I stay? Even if the housemate lets me go, I can’t afford a motel.

    • Rebel Scum with permit

      How much do you want to bet that Dead Breitbart will peddle this as a vicious Antifa coup attempt?

  • BosGrl

    I’ve seen Rachel Maddow very serious, doing a O.O, a O.o, and happy and laughing at her own jokes :D, but I have never seen her crying on TV. Never.

    • HazooToo

      Apparently I have missed something again, what is?

      • BosGrl

        Oh, featured troll said Maddow was crying before the election last year.

        • HazooToo

          Oh, so more wingnut fantasies, I was worried there for a minute. Thank you

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance

            I know – I braced myself for even more horrible news.

          • HazooToo

            Not like we don’t get more horrible news, hourly, these days.

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance

            I truly do wake up and think “damage report.”

    • Cogswell – Overlord of Barsoom

      Rachel Maddow’s laugh is a work of art.

  • armed_bears
    • Blanche de Shambles

      NOPE

    • major_asshole

      I don’t get it.

      What’s Jefferson Beauregard Sessions have to do with this?

    • Institute For Applied Despair

      Hunh…so that’s why the dentures.

  • Blanche de Shambles

    So why doesn’t Ross have anything to say about Le Bourgeois gentilhomme dans la Maison Blanche?

    Has he just read the one play?

    • therblig

      well, the Sparknotes anyway

  • therblig

    “Pretty Girls” is capitalized. kind of like Real Dolls

    • armed_bears

      As it was in the original German.

    • Somewhat Damaged Ron

      Sound like cheap Chinese knock-offs.

  • weejee

    For therapy Dok should send the trolls to Wonkette approved electric chairs.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a8c7c6588edfe0c6c5687800aa19757e9d26abed1e63561733cc1fa482a01c0c.jpg

    • doktorzoom

      I suspect you posted that with the bassist motives, weejee…

      • altleftjohn

        Simply viol.

        • Jon Sussex

          Always harping on the jooz.

          • mailman27

            Wonder what his pickup line is with those fine Jewesses?

        • eggs ackly-wright

          Have some lemon cello.

      • major_asshole

        Go forth and lute the warehouse of them.

        Also, “Ross Vachon” is such a whiny little lyre.

      • armed_bears

        Will we get enough comments on this to go, you know, to 11?

        • Carpe Vagenda

          Depends who the speakers are.

          I do think Ross should stick to tweeting.

          • eggs ackly-wright

            Can we marshall enough of them?

          • doktorzoom

            “Ross” has always been pursued by gals who are stacked.

          • Carpe Vagenda

            Sounds like a plan :)

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance

            Stack ’em up.

        • Kiri the Unicorn
      • Kiri the Unicorn
        • doktorzoom

          It gets worse — unless I remember wrong, weejee actually plays bass.

          And if I remember wrong, then I remember wrong (Hi, weej!)

          • weejee

            Well bass, guitar, dobro, uke, mandolin…

          • doktorzoom

            So pretty much strung out on everything. The ideal Wonkette reader!

      • Hobbes’ Evil Twin

        I’m fretting where this pun thread will lead.

    • OrG

      Where can I guit one?

  • Carpe Vagenda

    Mick Jagger had thousands of 14 year old girls jump into bed with him. More power to Judge Moore, the next Senator from Alabama!”

    Clearly Moore should have tried the Mars Bar thing.

  • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

    I object! I am not poisonous!

    • Somewhat Damaged Ron

      How about ‘alternatively healthful’?

  • Dept. of Space Tacos

    that dude was such a goddamn weirdo – i’l bet money, if you just did a new post with a single headline “Franken” – he would show up and start that shit.

    • Stulexington

      *checks post name, looks around for weird dude.*

    • doktorzoom

      He’s banhammered, so I’ll look forward to his indignant email about how he’s being censored.

      • Dept. of Space Tacos

        doh! Way to undermine my point DOK!

        ; p

        (P.S. I’m thinking of getting masters in rhetoric and comp, to make me better legal writer. I BLAME YOU! Sorry, I mean I credit you. My bad)

      • Eileen Besse

        hahahahahahah

      • Nigel R. Toppinglift, III

        Along with horseshit about 1st Amendment…

  • Kiri the Unicorn

    “The Man On The White Horse”? Wow, mythologize much? He ain’t the Lone Ranger, you schmuck.

    • Somewhat Damaged Ron

      No, he’s the Loan Defaulter.
      Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

    • He’s not even Mitt Romney, who bought into that Mormon ‘White Horse Prophecy’.

      • Kiri the Unicorn

        That’s why that sounded familiar!

    • doktorzoom

      He has a High Castle, too, I hear.

    • Angela Ruzzo

      I was just watching a BBC program about King William III and how he carefully chose to ride a white horse at the head of his army when he invaded England in The Glorious Revolution of 1688 (by invitation, or so the history books say), so as to make a connection in people’s minds with the white horse mentioned in the Book of Revelations. However, when he fought the Battle of the Boyne in Ireland in 1690, he very carefully did NOT ride a white horse, because that would have made him a target for enemy gunfire. However, all the paintings of him at the Battle depict him sitting on a white horse. This white horse image is very powerful.

      Revelation 6:2 “Behold, a white horse, and he who sat on it had a bow; and a crown was given to him, and he went out conquering and to conquer.”

      Thomas Jefferson called Revelations “the ravings of a maniac” and I’m with Tom on this one.

    • shivaskeeper

      He has to mean either “Conquest”. “The Antichrist”, or “Pestilence”. Judging by his hard one for Two Scoops, I vote for Conquest.

    • Rebel Scum with permit

      He’s afraid of horses. They are big, scary, hairy germ factories. The closest he wants to get is the club house at the race track.

  • ManchuCandidate

    I didn’t realize Franken was Jewish. I’m shocked.

    What I also didn’t know is that the GOPers are so in bed with Putin, in large part because of Citizens United as many of its detractors said it would. And only an idiot would assume that they would blow a head valve if Trump fired Mueller…

    https://www.dallasnews.com/opinion/commentary/2017/12/15/putins-proxies-helped-funnel-millions-gop-campaigns

    I posted this earlier… so if “Ross” can post endlessly about Franken being Jewish then I can post endlessly about GOPers being co-conspirators to treason.

  • Cogswell – Overlord of Barsoom

    Okay, my skull nearly caved in from reading that.

  • eyelashviper
    • gallbladder

      I’m betting that rabbit hails from Caerbannog.

    • ManchuCandidate

      If there were only a good hare with a hair dryer to stop him.

    • Stulexington

      There’s a batman joke here somewhere but I can’t quite vocalize it.

    • Cogswell – Overlord of Barsoom

      Is that Bizarro by chance? It sure looks like Bizarro.

  • SayItWithWookies

    So now we know how Mel Gibson spends his copious spare time.

  • ManchuCandidate

    It sounds like “ross” is upset because his inflatable doll “Rachel” popped a leak.

    • eyelashviper

      “Rachel” or “Roy”, or some combination of primitive life forms.

  • Jenny

    Ot:

    Something has gone horrible wrong in this year’s Santa Village display…

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/52efc91cfa205ff9ae275fafcc10b87a6782e7925a7d8c15bcb8d2ba4c650906.jpg

    • Whatever you do, don’t step anywhere near there! At least put some boots on!

      • gallbladder

        A veritable minefield, that.

      • Jenny

        Yes!

        The boyfriend has this Lego Christmas village and adds more Christmas stuff each year. My son said he was going to help him build it this year….

        The display board has a lip so hopefully very few end up on the floor!

    • major_asshole

      Well, there it is: the War on Christmas!

      WE FINALLY FOUND IT!

    • doktorzoom

      Never should have given the contract to Whitefish Energy.

    • shivaskeeper

      Looks fine to me.

    • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

      Where’s Kylo?

      • Jenny

        Shhh, he’s in the tie fighter set the boy is getting under the tree

    • Arolpin

      Looks perfectly normal to me. The Arol-twins have LEGO Advent Calendars, and while all the mini-figs in the Advent Calendar are of a theme (winter village and Star Wars village), it’s quickly become a battle between the Star Wars mini-figs and the village mini-figs. At this point the Star Wars characters have built tanks, but the villagers have called in reinforcements from Ninjago. I suspect it will end when the Space Shuttle crashes into one of the worlds.

      • Jenny

        I bought the star wars one! Despite, or maybe in spite of being my child, the boy has followed the one a day rule!

        • Arolpin

          My kids are good about 1 item a day per advent calendar (they each have a LEGO calendar and a chocolate advent calendar, plus the shared felt one that is an exact duplicate of the one I grew up with), but they’re both rule followers.
          I think kids kind of inherently understand that if they follow the one-a-day rule, they get a new toy EVERY DAY, and they are much more likely to get it again next year. Of course some kids fight against any rules or structure, but I’ve been lucky I didn’t end up with a kid like my brother as a kid (he was the kid who would be grounded for not coming home on time, then as soon as he’s no longer grounded, my parents had to go out looking for him because he still wasn’t home 3 hours after curfew).

    • mailman27

      Dear God, the desolation.

  • Mon dieu, it’s the Molière of the manosphere. No wonder all of those seductive Jewesses are trying to sample his saucisson!

    • John Thorstensen

      I still remember Sarah Silverman’s video imploring Adelman to support Obama, offering her favors to him as “a Jewess with Big Naturals”.

  • Nockular cavity

    Judge Moore is coasting into the Senate as we speak.

    Yeah, how’d that work out for you?

    • armed_bears

      I believe he has been rendered mute. And moot.

      • H0mer0

        my mom often used both interchangeably (it works.)

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      Well, some airplanes do coast before slamming into the ground.

    • major_asshole

      Like Moore, Ross is still waiting for God to certify the results.

      Unlike Moore, Ross can’t say if it’s the Christian God or the Jewish God.

      • H0mer0

        reminds me of when Archie Bunker got locked in his basement to be freed by an African American Gentleman whose voice he thought was of God and when he opened the door, he looked at him and gasped “Jefferson was right!”

    • doktorzoom

      Funny, he hasn’t yet posted any comments about the AL election at his usual haunts.

      • Bad Tom

        Hasn’t uncurled from a fetal ball yet.

    • (((fka_donnie_d))), SOB

      He wuz robbed.

  • TJ Barke
  • Somewhat Damaged Ron

    Dear little Ross should write fantasy for a living.
    Oh, wait, it would seem he already does.

    • OrG

      Posting in mom’s basement waiting for your tater tots is a living?

      • Edith Prickly

        “No kitteh, those are MAH Cheesy Poofs!!”

      • Sacre bleu! Those are Bon Bons du Pommes de Terre!

      • Arolpin

        Don’t denigrate tater tots! It’s not their fault that they are so damn tasty that even Nazis eat them.

        • Somewhat Damaged Ron

          THAT’S what I’ll have with my burgers tonight!

  • Anne Of Green Bagels

    I’m so glad that “Ross” has Jewish friends.

    • All of them smokin’ hot Hollywood babes, too!

      • Bad Tom

        I wonder if they know they are friends of his?

      • Anne Of Green Bagels

        and he “tasted” them all I’m sure.

        • lowenufc

          Wait… he’s pro-cannibal too?
          Swoon…

          • Anne Of Green Bagels

            as long as he’s not Jewish.

    • An Outhouse for the résistance

      and he owns his own home, as if that’s relevant to anything.

      • Anne Of Green Bagels

        he went to great lengths, didn’t he?

      • therblig

        john wayne gacy owned his own home. so, there’s that.

    • John Thorstensen

      Maybe his lawyer?

      • Anne Of Green Bagels

        one of the good Jewishes.

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      And he enjoys his forays into the world of the Jewishes.

  • ariel_gee_398

    You know, what never comes across in the WWII books and movies is how fucking tedious the Nazis are in real life.

    • Rags

      Banal

    • Stulexington

      Ya know, that’s one hole in my education I really wish history class had focused more on. I mean I was a fair history buff growing up but when people started saying things like “yeah Trump sounds just like Hitler” I was like “whaaaat? That’s what authoritarianism sounds like?”

      • Villago Delenda Est

        The Nazi taste in art is incredibly pedestrian, for example.

  • capnkrunch

    How long do you think it took Ross to find the Tartuffe reference? And what search term got him there? What a pretentious pseudo-intellectual.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      I’m sure it was no truffle at all.

      • He seems like a fun guy.

        • Carpe Vagenda

          Spore circumstances, that’s all.

          • Somewhat Damaged Ron

            This seems like a good place to cap off the puns.

          • Carpe Vagenda

            A gill can’t have a good time?

        • eggs ackly-wright

          It’s MYcology, nor YOURcology.

    • doktorzoom

      The weird thing, looking over his comment history, is that he seems to be reasonably bright at times — uses twenty-cent vocabulary words correctly, has a few literary references in addition to Tartuffe — but then he undercuts that impression by just repeating the same vapid insults over and over.

      • Basically, he took good notes during English 101: Introduction to Western Lit. And then flunked out.

        • Dept. of Space Tacos

          fuckin’ hell, that’s what I’m taking next semester.

          hopefully comm. college intro to lit is just comic books.

      • capnkrunch

        I used to do YTMND and I had an alt account that just made “artsy” sites and only commented with literary quotes. Of course, I was too lazy to actually go through books and find quotes myself so they all came from Google searches for a book that I thought probably had one on the topic I needed.

        One time, I used a quote from Frankenstein that I had got from some English site or another that was discussing several quotes. Someone replied with the very next quote on that page. I don’t think I ever used that account again.

    • The Wanderer

      I attended a local theater performance of Tartuffe, in English, that had updated the famous hypocrite to a televangelist. Great fun, from start to finish.

      • capnkrunch

        I like local theater. Somehow I’m always surprised at the quality, especially when you’re paying 5 or 10 dollars for a ticket. Heck, even the high schools around here put on some good shows.

    • John Thorstensen

      I had a friend back in 8th grade who, knowing full well how self-referentially funny it was, accused me of being a “P-suede-o intellectual.”

  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

    So you are saying there are disordered nuts on the internet that lie about everything?

  • TundraGrifter

    My analysis of the general Republican position at this point on the investigation into Russian election interference and collusion with the Trump Crime Family is that when the GNoP is “investigating” Democrats (say, Sec. Clinton) and finding nothing that’s good cause to redouble their efforts. But when a Republican appointed by the DoJ under a Republican Presidents begins to actually find some Republican shit, it’s time to call the whole thing off.

    • They’ll propose another BENGHAZI hearing- lock her up!

    • ManchuCandidate

      It was okay when it was Trump, but the investigation is starting to look at the whole web including how Putin’s buddies bought the top leadership of the GOP in the House and Senate as well as the RNC.

      • (((fka_donnie_d))), SOB

        Anybody in the right position, and paying a modicum of attention, knows that the true enthusiasts of partisan ratfuckery voyaged to Russia after the collapse of communism. They went to other places (Africa, South America) but in Russia they were positioned at a nexus of money, political benevolence, and anti-US sentiment.

    • major_asshole

      GOP finds nothing on Democrat: “We’re gonna have twenty more investigations and spend $100 million more! We just KNOW something’s there!”

      Evidence mounts against GOP: “Nothing happened. Well, something happened, but it wasn’t illegal. Everybody doesn’t, so why won’t you prosecuted them? Close the investigation!”

    • (((fka_donnie_d))), SOB

      No, the whole party is just one big crime family. The trumps are the bosses.

  • altleftjohn

    I’ll bet Ross is feeling a little cowed right now.

    • ryp

      I doubt it, scum like that just floats onto to the next fetid argument.

      • At the crossroads, stay strong

        Not so much scum as turd, yes?

    • therblig

      i bet the little cows scurry away when ross enters the barn.

  • At the crossroads, stay strong

    Well, he he is folks, astride his white horse. Does that horse’s face remind you of Sassy? The orange Ranger can ride a horse as well as he can play golf govern.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/495bc5633fdf6dd6806e4e94645a297781cf01d12e9a6218caffa5c8962038f4.jpg

    • gallbladder

      The horse looks terrified. Truly art imitating life.

    • Somewhat Damaged Ron

      ‘Can someone get these three riders off me, please?’

    • shivaskeeper

      Dafuq am I looking at here?

    • Bad Tom

      That horse looks terrified.

    • Holiday Bozi

      Riding toward that golden shower on the hill.

    • major_asshole

      1. Horse. Terrified.

      B. There’s too much hair on Trump’s head to be realistic.

      III. The hands are too large and masculine.

    • At the crossroads, stay strong

      I just noticed that the horse’s mane and the cape are blowing forward, meaning he must be riding the horse backward. That’s rather emblematic of the Drumpf way.

      • Dept. of Space Tacos

        nope – is Trump KFC fart…explains direction of blowing mane, rearing, and horses terrified expression, “DUDE! That was on my back! GROSS!”

      • Ghenghis McCann

        It might be artistic licence. But if anybody issued that ‘artist’ a licence, they should be removed from their position immediately.

      • therblig

        the official seal of Jersey City used to show pennants on a ship blowing one way, while the smoke from Robert Fulton’s Claremont was blowing the other way. it was revised to remove the smoke.

        https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/84048fc1d62b07bd1e83771130aa003b34f2f75e2fe0f87d0c1421b4d813d3c3.jpg

        • Arolpin

          Something, something, corruption, Jersey City, don’t need to be a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.

        • Somewhat Damaged Ron

          Odd decision, since the pennants indicate that the sailing ship is sailing backwards.

          • pstokk

            At anchor.

          • Somewhat Damaged Ron

            I can’t tell if those are furled sails or badly-drawn yardarms.

          • Celtic_Gnome

            Badly Drawn Yardarms is one of my favorite bands.

    • PubOption

      The horse looks like it’s about to rear up, Donnie is only holding the reins with one hand and has his usual smug expression. Yes, pride comes before a fall.

      • Somewhat Damaged Ron

        I won’t be cruel, and will simply hope that he lands on his head so he doesn’t damage anything of importance.

      • At the crossroads, stay strong

        Rear up, dump him, then kick the shit out of him. Horses can be quite expressive that way.

      • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

        Hands are too bigly.

    • The Wanderer

      Jacques-Louis David looks on with popular disapproval.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      The really weird thing is, that’s Seattle in the background.

      • Kiri the Unicorn

        Good catch.

    • Ghenghis McCann

      It’s a ripoff of David’s ‘Napoleon Crossing The Alps.’ Has nobody told the RWNJs what happened to Napoleon?

      • At the crossroads, stay strong

        Naw, that there would be book larnin’ with all them big words with more than four letters. Besides it’s elitist to larn stuff.

        • Dept. of Space Tacos

          not to mention those screaming surrender weenies the french and their frou-frou names.

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rVuJFqVZYM

          • David Chaillou

            Lord, forgive them, for they know not what they do.

    • Shibusa
    • William

      Three horses to go for the apocalypse.

    • Miles Monroe
      • At the crossroads, stay strong

        Gives the term ‘monkeying around’ a whole new meaning, doesn’t it?

        • Miles Monroe

          “Monkey on my back”, also too.

  • eyelashviper

    Hmmm, the good Dr. Freud senses an unhealthy obsession with this Ross dude, and has nicely diagnosed him with a bad bad case of Reaction Formation:

    A defense mechanism in which suppressed desires are attacked and disparaged in others…in other words, he is calling out Franken for his own despicable impulses and desires..

    • At the crossroads, stay strong

      Ah, yes, projection. Where would the Rethuglicans be if they didn’t have liberals and Democrats to blame for their own misdeeds? It wasn’t Roy Moore’s fault. It was that liberal 14-year-old hussy that lured him.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      Geez, imagine projecting the face of your darkness on someone smarter than you are. That’s gotta sting.

  • shivaskeeper

    I remember this one. The “slimy toad” line stands out. Especially since toads aren’t all that slimy.

    Logic fail, rhetoric fail, and biology fail.

    • Stulexington

      So typical Republican.

    • Holiday Bozi

      It was all just jabberwocky.

    • gallbladder

      I hear Ross was going for the trifecta.

    • H0mer0

      A friend who married a Frenchman had a sign in her son’s room which read “Frogs only!All others will be TOAD!” or sumping like dat.

      • Lord Jim

        LOL!

  • Bananas Foster

    In my experience, people who are attractive to the opposite (or same) sex don’t go around yelling it from the mountaintop.

    Because it doesn’t seem exceptional to them.

    Because it’s been happening during their entire existence on the planet.

    • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

      Yep.

    • Angela Ruzzo

      I once knew a man who was extremely attractive to the opposite sex when I was about 24 years old. He was handsome, intelligent, witty, funny, educated, well-read and charming, and he had genuine sex appeal. We had 3 dates, and then I found out he was dating 4 other women simultaneously, two of them friends of mine, AND he hated cats so much that if he saw one on the street he would deliberately try to run over it. I have not trusted men with sex appeal since then, which I know is foolish, but I can’t help myself.

      • BosGrl

        I have that same mistrust, though thinking back I can’t remember any particular reason for it.

        • Somewhat Damaged Ron

          We get that reaction a lot, sad to say.

          • Bananas Foster

            Heh.

      • Darlene Underdahl

        I had a saying when I was divorced. “I like to look at handsome men. I also like to look at elephants, but I wouldn’t want to own one.”

        • Angela Ruzzo

          I sometimes think of very handsome/beautiful people as an expensive and beautiful sports car … like a Ferrari, or a Lamborghini … beautiful to look at, fun to ride in two or three times, but I wouldn’t want to own one because insurance and maintenance is too expensive and everyone wants to steal it.

        • doktorzoom

          “Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?” — Groucho Marx

          • H0mer0

            I thought that was Mae West but I’m too lazy to google it.

          • doktorzoom

            Hmm.. as Winston Churchill said, most attributions on the internet are wrong.

            Leaving the fake attributions aside, of course, the interwebs have actually been good for checking all that. I was surprised to learn how many things have been wrongly attributed to Mark Twain, f’rinstance. I sometimes think he never actually said anything.

          • Somewhat Damaged Ron

            All of his speeches were given by Mark Twain impersonators.

          • Arolpin

            Hal Holbrook Libelz!

          • H0mer0

            My recollection predated the internet (yes, I AM that old!)

          • Amy!

            The very few things he did say, he stole from Pudd’nhead. *shakes head* That man had no respect for copyright.

          • doktorzoom

            Grin — or entirely too much, since he managed to push Congress to reform copyright to extend his own rights beyond the grave, so as to provide for his kids. Later in the 20th century, of course, Disney raised copyright extension to a high art.

      • Bananas Foster

        I give him a pass for the sex appeal.

        Not so much for the sociopathy.

      • bubba

        A glimmer of hope for us fat, bald guys who like cats.

        • Angela Ruzzo

          A man I used to know once told me “God only made a few perfectly shaped heads…and everyone else got hair.”

          • altleftjohn

            You don’t put a doily on a marble dome.

          • Angela Ruzzo

            That’s exactly what my mother said when we visited one of my bald uncles in 1964. He had bought a really ugly, cheap toupee. I was only 7 and I burst out laughing when I saw it, which was very rude, according to my mother.

          • doktorzoom

            Counterpoint from Dave Barry: “Black guys with shaved heads look sexy. White guys with shaved heads look like giant thumbs.”

            (what a racist!)

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            a full head of hair was about the only thing I had going for me for many years…now part of my head has realized the ommission.

          • major_asshole

            Didn’t Carlin (pbuh) say something similar?

          • Angela Ruzzo

            Dave Barry is out of date. Shaved heads are now considered to be sexy no matter the person’s race.

            On the other hand, I know many African and African American ladies who do incredibly beautiful things with lots of twisted small braids arranged in artistic ways, but if I had tried that when I had dark brown hair, it would have exposed a lot of pale white scalp, which would not have been all that attractive. Maybe a blonde could get away with it…

          • doktorzoom

            Oh, heck, you could have stopped at “Dave Barry is out of date” and still been 100% accurate. (But I like ‘im)

  • Ellie

    I went back to 2011. I know nothing about the blogger. This just popped up on the google.
    http://sadredearth.com/anatomy-of-an-anti-semite/#.WjaiXt-nHIU

    • Cogswell – Overlord of Barsoom

      It seems he’s made a name for himself.

      • Ellie

        I found more going back to 2002, but I no longer wish to read about him. I already need an antacid.

        • H0mer0

          he’s more disgusting than that Ohio gubernatorial candidate who told his sexual history online in way too much detail. Also too, Mr Vachons describing Franken as “Tartuffe” sounds like projection. I was trying to find a picture of this sexy guy and was unable (and I didn’t want to join his linkedin group or go to the page of faces.)
          I find Franken sexy because I find liberal, intelligent and articulate men to be charming.

      • bubba

        Yeah… He went from A. Jay Adler to THE Jay Adler.

      • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

        Asshole?

    • janecita

      He seems nice.

  • Dept. of Space Tacos

    OT: and the complete and total lack of job openings in my city and in my field makes me continue to question whether Trump will bring ALL the jobs back…or whether I need to be a coal miner.

    I’m not sure which – I need moar coffee.

    • shivaskeeper

      Shitty.

    • An Outhouse for the résistance

      I read today that you can assemble washing machines for Samsung and LG in Tennessee and SC. #MAGA

      • Dept. of Space Tacos

        local news says yet ANOTHER call center is coming here – why we’re becoming and have in the past been a big call center area, I have no idea…cheap land and bilingual (and unemployed) workforce, perhaps?

        • BosGrl

          Bilingual, probably. Also, minimum wage in TX is 7.25.

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            oh yeah, that for sure. Also too, right to work, weak if any unions, etc.

        • PubOption

          Is there a large Indian or Pakistani community in your area? They might just be keeping up with expectations.

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            actually no – 80%+ latino, the remaining 18-20% or so is white, the last 1 or 2% (if that) is black and asian.

  • bubba

    Franken shouldn’t have resigned. He should have just told them he was switching over to the Republican party. They wouldn’t hold one of their own to the same standards as they expect from the Democrats.

    • janecita

      He should have become an independent, that would have been awesome.

      • Darlene Underdahl

        I seriously hope he returns. He’s had his punishment.

  • Hemp Dogbane

    “Jew!”, he explained.

  • An Outhouse for the résistance

    I’ve always been suspicious of the Latin Mass. This confirms it.

  • President in Exile Firefly

    Man on horseback? Are we talking Grandpa Simpson here?

  • bbayliss

    “Ross” is eleven.

  • La forza del resistino

    Ross reads like a 7th grade book report of Roth’s Portnoy’s Complaint

    • exinkwretch

      Written one-handed, in tribute to the book.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Ross needs to shop for a life, because he doesn’t have one now.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      It’s been all downhill since Rachel dumped him…

  • Rebel Scum with permit

    I’ve started a book called “Black Earth- The Holocaust as History and Warning” by Timothy Snyder(he alone wrote On Tyranny)
    Hitler’s hatred of the Jews wasn’t just a “racial” issue- he blamed them as the source of liberal western values, like freedom of thought, charity, protection of the weak from the depredations of the strong. His biggest objection was “Jewish Values”.
    This type of thinking has to have made its way into the alt right, which is scary indeed.
    Also, methinks our shit for brains friend hates what he secretly desires and can’t obtain.

    • Dept. of Space Tacos

      i still think family guy had it mostly right:

      https://youtu.be/43EBxp_Vofc?t=11

      • shivaskeeper

        Somewhat over the top write up of The Mighty Atom, an old time Jewish strongman named Joe Greenstein. Pay particular attention to what he did to a local chapter of the Nazi Party in New York in 1939″

        http://www.badassoftheweek.com/index.cgi?id=651068116795

        • Dept. of Space Tacos

          heh, I already know about that one! Great story and thanks for reminding me.

          Heh.

    • Angela Ruzzo

      Your statement that he hates what he secretly desires is very important. It relates to the difference between “jealousy” and “envy.” Jealous people want something that other people have and they want to TAKE THAT THING away from them. Envious people want something that other people have and they want to acquire an EQUIVALENT THING but they don’t want to take the thing away from the other person. Why some people are jealous, which is unhealthy and selfish, and other people are envious, which is less selfish, is a complex question that I can’t answer.

      • C4TWOMAN

        I generally agree, but in colloquial English the two are used interchangeably. Also too, I was of the impression envy was the more toxic of the the two, so I’d have probably switched definitions.

        Basically there’s nothing wrong with wanting something someone has as long and you acknowledge if you care that damn much, it’s your responsibility to work for your own thing, not try to build yourself up by stealing or tearing someone down.

      • Rebel Scum with permit

        I read one of those awful self help books one time that had a good piece of advice- if you envy someone, either try to obtain that thing for yourself, or acknowledge that’s it’s either not obtainable or not important enough to you and move on.
        Jealousy is just destructive.

  • Shibusa

    “Ross Vachon” is Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III in disguise.

  • mailman27

    Own your own home, do ya? Nice…

    • altleftjohn

      I hear one of his realtors is Jewish.

  • William
    • Villago Delenda Est

      Oh, great. A Druish princess!

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
    • Parakeetist

      SENATOR JONES, BITCH

  • Spotts1701, Not Poisonous

    I hate that they can pretty much openly admit their corruption and something like 40% of the population will shrug and go “well, politics is like that”.

    https://twitter.com/davidsirota/status/942427971935014912

    • BosGrl

      Grrrrr…

    • PubOption

      Standard Operating Procedure.

    • TJ Barke

      How’s that swamp draining going?

    • Pax Americana Per Ars Smith

      So, they don’t want to pay for other’s welfare, CHIP, Medicaid, or child care, which are very popular programs. But it’s OK for us to pay for Corker’s vote on a tax bill that no one likes. Got it.

  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

    This Vachon persona claims to be an HBO director, or at least the troll is pretending to be that person.

    HBO Producer of RIDING THE NEON BUFFALO

    And its facebook feed is disturbing.

    https://www.facebook.com/ross.vachon

    • Ghenghis McCann

      ‘RIDING THE NEON BUFFALO’ So that’s what the young folk call it today.

    • C4TWOMAN

      God, what a wanker.

    • jowgajen

      Googling riding the neon buffalo comes up with nothing. So that’s just a lie.

      • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

        I find mental illness fascinating at a distance:

        The neon buffalo is an important location for events in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles volume 1 issue 27: Dreams of Stone, and in Tales of the TMNT volume 2 issue 41: Swan Song.

        Spoiler warning: Plot or ending details follow.
        History
        Though Radical’s people are indigenous to the American Southwest, the spot of the neon buffalo in Massachusetts is the one spot on Earth holiest to them. It is not the built-up structures that are holy, as these were built later—the land itself has great spiritual power and significance, and it is this reason why Radical’s grandfather chose to live here.

        In Dreams of Stone, the spot was chosen for a climactic battle with Complete Carnage, in which the four turtles helped Radical serve Carnage a massive defeat. But this did not destroy Carnage for good.

        In Swan Song, Leonardo and Radical—now lovers—visit western Massachusetts in the year 2080, observing the decaying ruins of the Jones Farm and the now even more dilapidated neon buffalo. Soon after, when Leo and Radical are in New York City visiting the other turtles, Radical is ambushed and swiftly murdered by Carnage. Leo lays her to rest in the holy ground just behind what is left of the neon buffalo.

      • doktorzoom

        Well, it comes up with more “Ross Vachon” comments:

        I’m producing the upcoming HBO Special on the late American Indian actor-singer-activist Floyd Red Crow Westerman entitled I’M NOT YOUR HOLLYWOOD AMERICAN INDIAN ANYMORE. Followed by thanks to the generosity of Johnny Depp, a full length feature documentary on the American Indian Casinos which took in a gross profit of $32 Billion Dollars in 2014. The good, the bad, and te wildly lugubrious. Our hopes are to win the Oscar, Entitled RIDING THE NEON BUFFALO. I will also be the voice over narrator.

        Then he goes on to insult a bunch of the other regular commenters at the site (the Forward). Big surprise, he accuses one of his enemies of making up anti-Semitic stuff “to get a shiksa into bed for the 4000 time. Shabat Shalom!” And he defends Holocaust denier David Irving as a “great historian,” albeit, as Christopher Hitchens said, “A Great Fascist Historian.”

        Strangely, in the same thread, he also said, among other things, “There’s far more Jew hatred on the right than.on the.left.”

        He doesn’t really seem to get political categories good.

        • doktorzoom

          And yes, the only Google result for a “film” called ” I’M NOT YOUR HOLLYWOOD AMERICAN INDIAN ANYMORE” is that comment.

        • jowgajen

          Yeah. If it were a real project you would expect postings from variety and other Hollywood journals. That’s what I meant by nothing.

    • Pisto75666

      What is it with recent trolls linking their Facebook pages in their Disqus profiles? A new social media thing the kids are doing that I don’t know about?

      • Somewhat Damaged Ron

        You can sign into Disqus by linking it to FB. Nobody ever stops to think about why that might not be such a hot idea.

        • Pisto75666

          I must be weird because I’ve always thought keeping all my social media stuff separate is much easier

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      44 friends

      ROFL

    • doktorzoom

      Why this is Development Hell, nor am I out of it.

  • doktorzoom

    Oh, hey, do I need to add a warning that no one here should try to doxx “Ross Vachon”? He’s apparently got some kind of history as an internet troll, and says he works in the entertainment biz. I did a little searching, and it appears he may share a name with someone else who does not need to be hassled. Also, of course we just plain DO NOT DOXX.

    • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

      The troll’s actual facebook feed full of anti-semitic nonsense doesn’t count as doxxing does it?

      • doktorzoom

        I’ll allow it — it’s his choice to make that public.

        • Zippy W Pinhead

          I certainly won’t spill it (I’m also adamantly against doxxing) but wow, this dude has a trail of breadcrumbs across the interweb going back years- quite fascinating

    • Kiri the Unicorn

      No worries. I don’t care, and I ain’t got the time.

      • Dept. of Space Tacos

        IKR?

    • At the crossroads, stay strong

      May we point and laugh?

      • Somewhat Damaged Ron

        I’d be disappointed if we didn’t.

      • doktorzoom

        You’re already soaking in it!

  • anon_the_great

    Looks like a Books for Jocks class paid off but I’m concerned. Ross sure paints a detailed portrait of a Jewish nerd. A little too detailed, if you get my (ahem(((Jehew)))cough cough) drift.

    • An Outhouse for the résistance

      He appears to have dropped out after two weeks.

      • anon_the_great

        Eh, it was all Cliff Notes anyway

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      FWIW, likely Serbian

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    except for that mousy wife of his

    Truly the words of a champion of women!

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/660218118602cc4d3d0861cfd01d22d7f92b9fde7be6bca0d43323847f05842f.png

  • Darlene Underdahl

    “If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, don’t make a pretty woman your wife…”

    • Somewhat Damaged Ron

      I prefer, ‘Looks don’t last, but cookin’ do.’

  • harryr

    The only Slimy Toad I know is Johnny Moped’s guitarist. Just saying.

    • Ghenghis McCann

      You win the Internet for that obscure 1970s British Punk reference.

  • David Chaillou

    Dok, you may want to try this link, just for fun:
    http://sadredearth.com/anatomy-of-an-anti-semite/#.WjanxlXiaHs

    • doktorzoom

      Already saw it. As I said below, he appears to be an Established Troll.

    • C4TWOMAN

      I’mma guessing Vachon sees himself as a Very Smart Person. From my experiences with the type, he’s also privileged and sheltered, not I’m an innocent about the world way, but in that he limits his contact to people who are impressed with his “smarts”.
      They may or may not know of his online activities. And he has a compunction to express himself online, probably because I’ll people tell him to fuck off, or at least don’t adore him.
      A general rule of life: if the internet is the ONLY place that validates your world view, maybe it needs to be rethought.

  • Hemp Dogbane

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Louis_Park,_Minnesota

    “St. Louis Park is the birthplace or childhood home of movie directors Joel and Ethan Coen, musician Peter Himmelman, New York Timescolumnist Thomas Friedman, Senator Al Franken, songwriter Dan Israel, guitarist Sharon Isbin, writer Pete Hautman, football coach Marc Trestman, and film director Joe Nussbaum. Baseball announcer Halsey Hall also lived there.“

    • Saxo the Grammarian

      And the Lincoln Deli on Highway 7 had blintzes to die for.

  • C4TWOMAN

    “Judge Moore is coasting into the Senate as we speak. ”
    LOLOLOL .. forever.
    😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

    • Saxo the Grammarian

      We now know where to find a fresh supply of tears of impotent rage.

      Drill, baby, drill!

  • The Rick

    Troll the trolls. Keep up the good work!

  • Victoria Ricola

    “Pretty Girls started kissing me in the 6th grade.”

    I assume by the capitalization that “Pretty Girls” was a group of hot models from Canada who wanted to be his girlfriends but he had to tell them no because he was only in 6th grade and they were 16 and drove and were all from extremely wealthy rock star families?

    • SayItWithWookies

      Oh, that’s an interesting take — I had just assumed the girls were in the sixth grade and Ross Vachon was out of high school.

      • Victoria Ricola

        Oh yeah, that makes sense, you’re probably right.

      • sgt. jmk of the résistance

        I just thought 6th grade was when he started imagining that the Pretty Girls in his magazine were actually kissing him back when he licked the pages.

        • Lance Thrustwell

          Don’t you make fun of my Saturday nights!

    • redblack

      “she’s from niagara falls. you wouldn’t know her.”

  • At the crossroads, stay strong

    I believe I’ve found Ross’ theme song.
    https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51cCCKbfQOL.jpg

  • IdiokraticKulturKommissar

    Because nothing says “Remember Sandy Hook” like inviting Wayne LaPierre to your Christmas Party. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/trump-nra-boss-christmas-party-sandy-hook-anniversary-article-1.3703980

    • Ghenghis McCann

      ‘It’s part of the healing process.’

      • Crank Tango

        Let’s just move forward.

        • Somewhat Damaged Ron

          It’s too late anyway.

      • At the crossroads, stay strong

        Seems more like picking at the scab process, and you can’t get any scabbier than Wayne LaPierre.

      • SayItWithWookies

        “Haven’t the guns suffered enough?”

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
    • Victoria Ricola

      Oh that is funny.

      • Mary

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  • On my way home from Ottawa now. Boo work tomorrow

    • Somewhat Damaged Ron

      I hope you’re at least coming back the pretty way.

  • Angela Ruzzo

    Anti-Semitism is a facet of Tribal Thinking. The real reason why conservative WASP Americans have always feared immigrants and minorities is because they know that after a few generations of intermarriage, you won’t be able to tell who is WASP and who isn’t WASP just by looking at them. I’ve got a cousin whose mother is WASP and his father is a very dark-skinned African American, and my cousin’s skin color is about the same as my mother’s, who was southern Italian, and he married a woman who was born in Vietnam. Their children are all very beautiful – and you can’t tell from looking at them what their heritage is, and there is no appropriate racial/ethnic identity box for them to check on forms. This horrifies a lot of people who want LABELS.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      I don’t know about YOU but it’s crucial for me and the world that I preserve my refined, pure bloodline*

      *A random mix of German, British, Danish, and Croatian.

      • Darlene Underdahl

        If you’re northern European, there’s Neanderthal. I haven’t checked, but I’m guessing I’m about 4%. As a kid, people were astonished at how easily I could memorize.

        • Angela Ruzzo

          Also, too, the Roman Army really got around, and their soldiers were recruited from the far corners of the Empire. Any person whose ancestors came from a place where the Roman Army had a presence can count on possessing some mysterious DNA.

        • C4TWOMAN

          Neanderthal Pride! Rhug! Gho!

          Actually Neanderthals weren’t stupid at all, but did have a hella powerful build.

          • Angela Ruzzo

            They had bigger brains than we do, which scientists don’t fully understand, and which refutes a lot of 19th century bullshit.

          • Hiss

            They also took care of their sick and buried their dead. Unlike some modern people we won’t mention whose initials are GOP.

          • Angela Ruzzo

            One big difference between our ancient ancestors and modern day people is that our ancient ancestors lived in hunter-gatherer groups of less than 50 people, and they knew everyone intimately. It is easy for some to ignore the less fortunate people today, when you don’t know them personally, or have to face them every single day. This is called a lack of empathy.

      • Dept. of Space Tacos

        when I was in H.S., I asked my mother what we “were.” She replied, “mutts.”

        Damn europeans been marching, conquering, trading and travelling for 1,000 years. The chances of any european being “pure” is fucking horseshit.

        • SeekingCovfefeBarbie

          I suspect they were even trading and travelling during the ice age.

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            heh, I hedged.

            ; p

          • Angela Ruzzo

            This is true. There is a good NOVA documentary about “Otzi” – the well-preserved natural mummy of a man who lived between 3400 and 3100 BCE, which was found in Austria in 1991. He was a very obviously a trader who traveled extensively, and who apparently made some enemies.
            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%96tzi

          • SeekingCovfefeBarbie

            I watched that again not long ago. I find information about pre-historic peoples fascinating. I should have been an anthropologist.

          • Angela Ruzzo

            I wanted to be an archeologist or a paleontologist when I was a little girl, but then I read about how rarely they actually find anything significant, and how physically hard the work is (and often under very unpleasant geographic conditions), and how poorly they are paid, so I changed my mind. Occasionally I regret that decision.

        • C4TWOMAN

          I like Euromutt. One can prefix it for clarity, like American Euromutt. It’s a nice way to state the basic facts without taking the issue so damn seriously.

    • shivaskeeper

      That’s part of it. Another part is the tendency to bring in immigrants as cheap labor. Not just here, of course, it’s been a problem almost everywhere I have ever been. All well and good as long as they are contend to work miserable jobs for slave wages. But when they demand to be treated as real people, with rights and everything, and they can’t just be shipped back to wherever they came from it becomes a problem. One of the many issues with viewing all of life as a zero sum game.

      • Dept. of Space Tacos

        i mentioned, we learned the two first major legal immigration issues in our county were the passenger cases of 1859 and the chinese exclusion act of 1882 (or 1883, never could remember).

        From what I’m told, the arguments for both could have been plugged into yesterday’s newspapers and you would have never noticed the difference.

        Also too, apparently in the early years of our country, we had open borders and wanted it, needed it! (cause we could ship them off to the western frontier and have them tame the land and fight indians).

        • shivaskeeper

          Like I said, it’s not just us. Anywhere there is expansion going on, or even jobs that no one really wants to do, bring in the immigrants. Then get pissed off when they don;t go back to where they came from.

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            and, as you noted, get “uppity ” demanding equal treatment and all.

          • Angela Ruzzo

            Even citizenship, god forbid!

        • Angela Ruzzo

          When my Italian mother was young (1930’s), she would often search the “Help Wanted” ads for jobs in New York City, and would see “No Italians or Irish Need Apply.” Sometimes the ad didn’t say that, so she would apply for the job in person, and be rejected, because she had an Italian name and very obvious Mediterranean ancestry. She often talked about this when I was a little girl, and it made a HUGE impression on me, and made me hate labels and despise people who valued labels.

          My father had told me about the Anti-Hungarian Riots in his home county in Missouri, which occurred after Hungarians were brought in to work in the lead mines for less money than the local people. The locals HATED the Hungarians, whom they referred to as “Honkies.” How this name became attached to all white people I do not know. This is not taught in schools.
          http://krcu.org/post/flat-river-riot-1917#stream/0
          http://www.stltoday.com/business/local/fear-of-losing-jobs-to-immigrants-may-have-led-to/article_7bee9061-efbe-5f80-a83c-37c1802b29b9.html

      • Old Nick

        The Jolly Tinker. ( a song)

    • At the crossroads, stay strong

      All I know is that I was adopted, my birth mother had a German last name and my father could have been an alien who performed unspeakable experiments on her. Really. I haven’t a clue who my biological father was.

      • Angela Ruzzo

        Well, depending on what you read about Nature vs. Nurture, I don’t suppose it matters all that much who your biological father was. The environment you were raised in is just as important as your genetic heritage, with the possible exception of medical history information you might need to know some day.

        I really enjoy watching the “Finding Your Roots” series on PBS. Recently they researched an African American celebrity’s roots and discovered that his mother had been adopted, and they were able to find her birth parents in the historical record. His mother had never been told she was adopted, so this was a revelation for the family. But it didn’t change the fact that this person’s adoptive grandparents had been exceptionally fine people who raised their adopted daughter with a great deal of love. Love is what counts.

        • At the crossroads, stay strong

          Oh, it’s never bothered me. I was born, as they say, ‘out of wedlock’ at a time when this was a horrible no-no and thus given up for adoption at around age one. I never had any desire to find my birth mother. My rational was that my parents went shopping for me, looking at this one and that one and finally saying, “Oh, this is a fine baby. We’ll take him.” Thus I always knew that I was wanted and my parents were the wonderful people who raised me. I was very lucky.

          • Angela Ruzzo

            One of my great-grandfathers was known as a “Woods Colt” – which is rural Missouri talk for “illegitimate.” Apparently if your female horse escaped from the barn and went off into the woods looking for love, she would return several months later pregnant, and you didn’t know which wild stallion had done the dirty deed. But this was accepted in rural areas as nothing out of the ordinary.

            In actual fact, the dirty deed was done by one of two brothers from Philadelphia who traveled the Midwest annually with a peddler’s wagon, selling essential home goods to farmer’s wives and daughters who lived far away from towns and shops. They were well known in the area, and everyone knew that one of them was my great-grandfather’s father, but nobody was sure which brother was responsible, and it is possible that my great-great-grandmother also wasn’t sure. Nobody cared. She later married, and her husband raised my great-grandfather as if he was his own son.

            My great-grandfather’s sons later read in a local newspaper that these two brothers from Philadelphia had died and left an enormous fortune, so they got on a train and went to Philadelphia hoping to make a claim on the estate. They failed miserably to do this, of course, as there were no DNA tests available in the 1920’s.

          • SeekingCovfefeBarbie

            That is a good story.

          • Angela Ruzzo

            I get a good laugh whenever I watch the movie “Oklahoma”, because one of the main characters is a randy peddler playing fast and loose with a farmer’s daughter who wants to marry him, but he is not so keen on that idea. I suspect this was a not uncommon thing in The Olden Days.

          • Angela Ruzzo

            I had a house mate in my senior year of college who had been forced by her parents to give up her baby for adoption when she was 16. She thought about it constantly, and about 20 years later she became obsessed with trying to find out what happened to her child and how his life turned out (she knew the child was a boy, but that’s all she knew other than his birth date). She registered with every adoptive parent/child site she could find, but she never did find out anything. It is now 50 years since she had the baby, and she still thinks about him every day.

            I often read articles where ultra-conservative fundamentalist Christians say young women should give their babies up for adoption instead of having an abortion. Every time I read this I think of my old house mate…giving a baby up for adoption is NOT AN EASY THING TO DO, and it often haunts the mothers for the rest of their lives. Needless to say, most of these fundamentalist Christians quoted in the articles are men.

    • C4TWOMAN

      I’m ethnically English/German/???. Lite tan skin, dress with shades of Goth/punk, hair radioactive bleached. Before the hairpocilypse, people have assumed I’m Hispanic, Paki,Indian, black, ???? For as long as I remember. Now they think I’m probably white and /or Hispanic.
      People are so funny. Fuck them and fuck their labels. Wankers.

      • Angela Ruzzo

        I hear you. I had dark brown, curly hair and olive skin and a slightly prominent nose, and after I left home at age 18, I constantly ran into people who immediately assumed I was Jewish. This surprised me at first, but I got used to it, and sometimes, if the people were virulently Anti-Semitic, I would play along with it just to piss them off.

        The nose actually comes from my Danish ancestors. My father told me that my great-great-grandfather was often referred to as the best cherry-picker in 3 counties – because he could hang from a branch by his nose and pick with both hands. This was not a comforting joke when I was 14, but I got over it by the time I was 18.

        • C4TWOMAN

          In my case I just don’t know my father, who was probably Hispanic or a genetic mix himself.
          Hey it’s all good, I’m usually the only one in my group of friends who doesn’t sunburn. It’s only a problem with racists looking for trouble, or just as bad, militant “woke” poc mad I’m “acting white”.

          • Angela Ruzzo

            LOL! I don’t sunburn either. The weird thing about my mix of northern and southern European heritage is that I would tan cinnamon brown in the summer, but by Christmas it had faded to pale white with a slight olive tinge. This was very annoying when I was a teenager, because I had to start over again every summer trying to get that perfect tan.

          • C4TWOMAN

            When I tan, I get very dark… like I can pass for Indian, East or West, or se Asia/ Samoan. But lately I see it’s made my freckles run out of control, so I avoid the summer sun.

          • Angela Ruzzo

            After menopause hit, I had to stop tanning, as my skin went from oily to very dry overnight. I am now a pasty pale color all over – even my faint tan lines from 10 years ago have disappeared. Sometimes I would look in the mirror and think “Who is that White Woman?” Then I stopped coloring my hair, which is silver white, so now I look in the mirror and think “Who is that Old White Woman?” I can barely recognize myself.

    • Somewhat Damaged Ron

      They need their labels. It’s ever so much easier than actually getting to know and understand people who are Not Like Them.

    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      This^^^.

  • (((Sedagive)))

    MOLIÈRE LIBELZ!!11!!11!!

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Try the tartuffe. Tip your waitstaff.

  • artem1s

    Franken has always been in the crosshairs of the Koch Brothers. If the paid trolls are still gunning for him, it’s a pretty good sign they know Franken isn’t going away. I could see him paying penance for his sins by actually becoming a champion for all female Dem candidates out there who will be attacked over and over again simply for not being men. Franken has proven that he is willing to go public when fighting his demons. It’s one of the reasons I admire him. I’m betting he will gladly hand over his donor lists to his successor and the women in Congress who were calling for his head. He won’t get caught attacking the party no matter what it costs him. He is a true progressive, even if he is a flawed human being.

    • Somewhat Damaged Ron

      From your mouth to (((God’s))) ear.

  • Anna Rompage
  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    What a shock–and by shock, I mean completely predictable story:

    NBC paid out severance to staffer who accused Chris Matthews of sexual harassment

    • Anna Rompage

      Fingers cross Chris Douchzilla is next…

      • BMW

        Who?

        • Lord Jim

          Chris SillyAzz…er…Cillizza

    • Rachel Book Harlot

      Et tu, Tweety?

    • Victoria Ricola

      Ew. Too early.

    • Ghenghis McCann

      You can take the severance pay to keep quiet, but the ‘unemployable’ tag is going to be attached to you forever.

    • eyelashviper

      Waiting for more shoes to drop, and is Chuck Tawd in the pipeline?

  • TJ Barke

    As a person who is quite likely part Jewish, I must say I’m disappointed I haven’t been brought into the fold of the conspirators…

    • SisterArtemis

      … Yet…

      • H0mer0

        I thought as part of the Wonkette collective, we all share in the Jewishness of anyone in the collective.

  • Remember:

    #Mueller is a Republican appointed by a Republican to investigate Republicans after a Republican was fired.

    So these children fuckers are now blaming @HillaryClinton and the Democrats

    Will be in my Scream Room the rest of day….

    • Ghenghis McCann

      I hope it’s well soundproofed

      • Old Man Yells at Cloud

        and has a well stocked bar

  • eyelashviper
  • Iron Monkey

    Ross is an asshole. That’s all I got.

  • beingreleased

    “Go back as far as you want and you’ll find similar stuff — a full year ago, the guy had Thoughts on the deep connections between Jewish nerds and their insatiable desire for Aryan women.”

    My wife says that even though she’s 3/8 German, she isn’t Aryan, so I’m innocent of that charge.

    • H0mer0

      she isn’t Aryan since those would be in Persia.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Oh, for fuck’s sake.

    Or, if you want the more polite version:

    https://twitter.com/brianklaas/status/942391913084276736

    • Cogswell – Overlord of Barsoom

      Always opposite day with these people traitors.

      FIFM

    • Victoria Ricola

      “We’ll unleash our 75-90 year old viewers and let them guide you to HELL!”

    • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

      Before we consider this histrionic hyperventilation, let’s consider what is really happening:

      There is a multi-agency in which members of the Trump Administration and Trump himself are targets.

      Others may be prosecuted by the DOJ.

      In the end, the Special Counsel will publish a full report to Congress, and then it’s up to Congress–starting in the House–to act if the President has broken US Laws (Yes, he did).

      They are not afraid of a “coup”. They are afraid this will land in their laps ahead of the 2018 elections, and then they will lose the elections, and then the succeeding Democratic congress will act.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        They are not afraid of a “coup”

        No, they are contemplating leading one

        • Miles Monroe

          “Contemplating”?!

          They’re already a year into one!

      • sarafina

        Well, yeah.

    • eggs ackly-wright

      It’s a Coup de Vile.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        bloody red

      • Covfefe

        Coup de Village.

        FIFY.

      • doktorzoom

        Definitely stealing that one for a kicker hed. Thanks!

    • TJ Barke

      It’s projection! Everything they accuse their opponents of is something they do or want to do!

    • Daniel

      In a valient effort to rebuff the allegations of meth addiction, Kellyanne Conway has today decided to opt for “early glam-rock star when still just experimenting with heroin”. She’s wearing eight inch spangly platforms too.

      • Dept. of Space Tacos

        i genuinely wonder if she’s demanding different lighting – that looks like a great big softbox pointing at her.

        • Miles Monroe

          Looks like some actual hair and makeup work, also too.

          Must have taken a bunch of Bondo to fill in all the crevasses.

          • SeekingCovfefeBarbie

            Ha! Maybe she saw the non-comment I made yesterday.

  • Bub, the cynical zombie

    “Yeah, we bought his vote. Where you been? That’s how the GOP rolls these days, boys…”
    https://twitter.com/davidsirota/status/942427971935014912

  • Well, its not like us Jewish folks haven’t been crapped on before…

    My bubbe always started off High Holidays with “They tried to get us. It didn’t work, Let’s Eat!”

    • eyelashviper

      As they say, living well is the best revenge…Salud!

      • Miles Monroe

        Always liked the Frank Sinatra version: “The best revenge is massive success.”

    • SisterArtemis

      Excellent sentiment, bubbe!

    • Dept. of Space Tacos

      TX Mom saw something on tv she liked and borrowed: “We survived Pharaoh, we’ll survive this.”

    • Msgr_MΩment

      So it’s not just the Msgra’s family who says that?

  • Panika MCD

    Ross, Ross,

    calm down. first off: projection much? seems like you’ve been rejected quite a few times if you can crawl into the minds of others like that. the only think I can assume when you talk about what’s going on in people’s heads without knowing them is that these are things that run through your mind quite a bit.

    second: what happened to you people being all “rule of law”? I don’t care if a 14 year old wants to sleep with Mick Jagger. I care that we have laws for a reason and neither he, nor Ted Nugent nor Roy Moore are allowed to do that. it’s called having self control…I thought that was another big point with your lot.

    third: we all know that if Trump were to ever manage to get onto a horse, he would immediately fall off of it into a pile of manure–doesn’t matter what color the horse is. and baby-napping is still a crime as well.

    finally: if you’re so worried about the Jewishes, why are you not screaming your head off about moving our embassy to Jerusalem? that would seem to undermine your whole “Trump is against the Jew conspiracy” line and what about Roy Moore’s lawyer? did you think about that?

    all of this is to say: take your meds, sweetheart.

    not yours,
    every woman ever

    • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

      If you believe this persona’s online history, it was to the left of Noam-Chomsky until 2012 or thereabouts, but it is full on board with Trump.

      The recurring theme is a hatred of Jewish peeps.

      • Panika MCD

        Noam Chomsky is not hyphenated and is a total asshole.

        • ZangoCrudmonger

          Hmmm. Funny thing, I’ve been thinning the book herd and gave all my Chomsky books to Goodwill the other day. We hadn’t been a friendly terms for awhile and it was an amicable separation.

          • Lord Jim

            He did some important work in linguistics, but went downhill fast.

          • Panika MCD

            he said that ASL wasn’t a language because other animals could learn it rather than give up his theory that we have a special organ which has never been found for language.

    • Raan

      The horse would throw Trump, and quite possibly both step and poop on him.

      • Somewhat Damaged Ron

        We can be acerbic that way.

      • Panika MCD

        probably would step and poop on him before he even managed to get on.

  • Panika MCD

    other interesting thing:

    I did not know that Roy Moore got stripped of his title when he was kicked out of the Alabama Supreme Court. judges try cases, justices hear appeals.

    • Raan

      I think justices can marry people too.

      • Panika MCD

        anyone in the judiciary can.

        • Old Nick

          Notaries in many states

    • shivaskeeper

      Stripped of his title and disbarred also, too. He can;t even run to be a judge anymore.

      • Panika MCD

        we don’t require people to be in the bar to be judges or justices in TX…though they do have to be part of the bar to be a CA, DA or AG.

        • Dept. of Space Tacos

          though they do have to be part of the bar to be a CA, DA or AG…

          thankfully. We do have SOME standards.

          (Also, let me know when somebody challenges AG Paxton, cause I hate that fucker and WILL volunteer to help unseat him – if a conviction and disbarment doesn’t happen first).

          • Panika MCD

            well, we have had some excons elected who are judicial system reformers. they can’t enter the bar because of their convictions, but they can institute restorative justice practices in their court rooms.

            we have Justin Nelson. McCaul was thinking about primarying Paxton, but it appears that fell through.

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            i swear to the non-existant lord – I would even help campaign for a semi-sane republican against Paxton if he would be an improvement.

          • Panika MCD

            they’re still processing all the paperwork for everyone filed. full candidate lists should be up by the end of the month.

          • sarafina

            “We do have SOME standards.”

            Not nearly enough. Is Paxton every getting tried, much less convicted and kicked to the curb?

  • OT but not…

    1. The cat-printer ran outta toner
    2. We all know a cat owner just like this:

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0a84fe3f3aa050bcb8b57aba4d120d57f6966d666e7d9207b2e042a9ee268737.jpg

    • doktorzoom

      An outtake from the Star Trek episode “Let That Be Your Last Litterbox.”

      • Rotisserie Teal

        Very nice Dok!

        Frank Gorshin smiles at you from the great beyond

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Looks like she’s gonna have a tiny tribble bite.

    • Dept. of Space Tacos

      i really wanna ask her out for coffee…

  • The Librarian

    Ross failed bigly in his Projection 101 class.

    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      I think he projected himself quite clearly. Oh you mean self awareness enough to know he was doing it. never-mind. : )

      • The Librarian

        Lol, 👍🏻

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    Any relation to Mad Dog and Butcher Vachon?
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdCRNT0UkAAqVqk.jpg

    • eggs ackly-wright

      Perhaps they’re from Vachon island?

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    Honestly, what kind of Jew-hating jerkoff knows that much Yiddish? Is there any reason to think this idiot isn’t, ya know, Jewish himself?

    • ZangoCrudmonger

      Probably thinks by dropping a few Jew words his fellows will consider him to be an expert on the Jewses. In particular, the Tartuffe Jew, Al Franken.

  • Iron Monkey

    Judge Moore is coasting into the Senate as we speak

    Coasting into a well earned oblivion, one hopes. Not hearing from Moore and his wife ever again would be fine.

  • Jenny

    I have been exhausted and sick all week with what is actually not the flu. No one else has caught this, so not a cold. Doctor best guess is Cedar Fever, here have some steriods and hope you don’t end up in the hospital because you’re taking all readily available antihistamines.

    Things were so bad I caught my son asking the boyfriend if I was going to die. When I said I can hear you, no I am not dying just sick, dammit.

    The boy replied he has to worry about that because “I’m at that age.” You know, almost 40.

    I’ve convinced the boyfriend that I can’t possible wait to see Star Wars later this week, because I’m one foot in the grave, with my age and all!!! Grant this old lady her wish.

    He says I’m a very dark person. But he’s driving me to the theater now. 😛

    • eyelashviper

      Maybe popcorn will be the cure…and the Force, also too.

      Get well, we need all good warriors and amazons for the upcoming march of torches, pitchforks, and other fun stuff.

      • SayItWithWookies

        Just don’t get the butter-like topping — that shit’ll kill ya.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      You sure you ain’t got the e-bola? Or it could be plague. Hear that’s comin’ back.

      Or maybe you got…

      …Estonian neoplastic spread, scrofula, Charwoman’s Itch, the Wooden Porcupine Fever, Brighton Beach Blotches, Estonian Goalie Pout-Rictus, the sweats, the chills, medulla rot and the Estonian All-Body Funk, hives, welts, histological monkey-fuss, shrieking neck, and the Estonian nut-shrivels, Flip-Flop Night Sweats, Spleen Rots, mind-weep, febrile neutropenia, lupus, river blindness, and of course, the Estonian Barking Moose Splenomegaly, Wet-Sock Stupids, spastic colon, rickets, gout, rheumatism, St. Vitus’ Dance, flesh eating virus, flesh vomiting virus, and the Perineum Twitch, syncope, supraventricular arrhythmias, gynecomastia, clotted eyes, Hambone Fever, Dinkle’s Happy-Be-Gone, and the Estonian Redeye, flop-sweats, Estonian Brain Chiggers, Giggling Whim-Whams, Estonian Brain Fleas, Spine Rot, pituitary mange, Doublewide Goiter, Howling Chancres, gout, rheumatism, and the Estonian brain gravy, Head Staggers, Feverish Corn-Shits, Raving Brain-Worms, Medullar Shilly-Shally, Fear Fog, Angry Ass, Twitch-Fingered Murder Voices, Dry Heaves, Lithuanian Cerebellum Rot, Brain Sweats, the vapors, and the Face-Melt, Ululating Whim-Whams, Dissonance-Ague, Latvian Jagged Fire-Trots, Flapshuts, Sweaty Brain-Hates, Jumping Freak-Outs, Ragefleas, Moldavian Butt-Pucker, or possibly the Khazakh Melt-O-Brains.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Cancels plane res to Tallinn.

      • Jenny

        Yes. All those things.

        • Arolpin

          Must not have checked with WebMD, because I don’t see cancer listed there.

      • Pisto75666

        Also side effects from that medication that kills toe fungus.

      • Iron Monkey

        Estonia must be one huge petri dish of bacteria and viruses.

      • Raan
      • george lastrapes

        A couple of those sound almost fun.

      • Ωbjectifier

        So many band names…

        • Dept. of Space Tacos

          you’re brilliant and totally correct…”Head Staggers” and “Fear Fog” jump out at me.

          • Lord Jim

            “Raving Brain-Worms”. That’s GOTTA be a punk bad.

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            i’m biased, but I think they could ALL be punk bands.

            Tell me “Flesh Vomiting Virus” isn’t the hottest local band on the scene in Plainsview, Ohio?

          • Lord Jim

            I wouldn’t care if they had no idea which end of their instruments were for playing. I’d totally go see them. XD

      • Hiss

        Estonia needs a better health department.

      • doktorzoom

        Granny Aching’s Sheep Liniment will fix most of those.

    • SeekingCovfefeBarbie

      Hope you feel better and don’t fall asleep during the movie.

    • Master Contrail Program

      Your midichlorian counts must be off the charts! Is that still a thing in these new Star Wars or have they swept that under the rug?

      • Somewhat Damaged Ron

        Midi-what now?
        – JJ Abrams, looking shifty

        • Master Contrail Program

          “We have bazillions of these sophisticated droids to fight our wars but what we really need are clones of this mediocre bounty hunter!”

      • Jenny

        Vader happily wiped that shit out when he sacked the temple.

        • Master Contrail Program

          Too bad about the sand though. I hear he hates that shit.

    • Younevercantell.

      May the “Force be with You.” Also popcorn and milk duds.
      Also tell him that’s not dark. The theme song for our generation was “Paint It Black.” That’s dark. But we forgot, protesting and getting high and such.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        This got under my skin, watching the new flick. If the Jedi religion is dying, as Luke says, WTF is everybody in the resistance saying may the force be with you? HUH?

        • Somewhat Damaged Ron

          Christianity has been dead since the Council of Nicaea, but we still say ‘Goodbye’ and ‘Merry Christmas.’

        • Grokenstein

          Han said it, but he didn’t really believe in it.
          AND THAT’S WHY HE’S (SPOILER REDACTED)

          Seriously, though, the whole continuity was already broken beyond repair even before The Phantom Menace. I love the originals, but by the time Vader was just reading Luke’s thoughts like a cheap pamphlet Lucas and Kasdan had already said, “screw it, the Force can do whatever the script requires.”

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlgef12WOpo

    • Cranky Man

      Just rub some dirt on it. Call me in the new year.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
    • TJ Barke

      Brazen fucking corruption.

      • Lord Jim

        Y R U HUNG UP ON THIS BULLSHIT WHEN MUELLER IS TOTALLY CORRUPT AND TRYING TO DO KOO DAYTAT TO OUR GLORIOUS LEADER ZOMG!!!111ONEONE!!111!!!

    • Miles Monroe

      The guy who said no way he could vote for something that adds over a trillion to the debt …

      • Somewhat Damaged Ron

        He meant, to HIS debt.

    • Victoria Ricola

      Wait. Bob Corker is a standard douche Republican who will do or say anything to get what he wants? Who could’ve guessed that “country over party” only applies after a signed tax bill?

  • its like a metaphor for how the Trump mafia runs the Federal Government…

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9ccfa8211ca89e63c1781648471746c4e79d2cc65429677f6caa9fea8dbe1b32.jpg

    • Covfefe

      Laugh all you want. How would you get to the grain?

      • The Wanderer

        Command the pyramid to open.

    • Dg Hacket

      That’s how they blend in with their environment

    • ZangoCrudmonger

      Prank or anti-theft measures?

      Maybe it’s art.

  • folderol

    Those lips whence hag fish slime did make
    Puckered forth and slurped like an empty shake
    Repulsed the girls, unless not awake
    But through camera’s eye doth made irate
    Straight to his throat didst angrily come
    Chiding and with biting tongue did speak
    And forthwith sent him to his doom
    Brought forth humility for him to greet
    Then follow’d it with demands to pay
    With job and honor taken from the fiend
    From heaven to hell he is flown straight away;
    ‘Vacate from office!’ his accuser demands,
    ‘No mercy for you, nor your groping hands’

  • Rotisserie Teal

    God Damn It, Doug Jones just said the Dems should “move on” from the allegations of assault and harassment leveled at Trump.

    https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/doug-jones-donald-trump-resign-sexual_us_5a3688f4e4b01d429cc9b445?ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009

    Two fucking weeks ago he called for Al Franken to resign…….

    This is why we can’t have nice things.

    Arrrrgggghhhhh

    Why do Dems SUCK so badly at this stuff? Why Santy Clause, why?

    • Somewhat Damaged Ron

      Should we have expected any better from someone who, at the end of the day, is after all STILL from Alabama?

      • SisterArtemis

        That’s painting with a pretty broad brush. Alabama is not all backwards white folk, ya know.

        • Rotisserie Teal

          True. Why, we have a fine and down right psychic Alabaman Wonketeer on these very pages.

          All Hail Fakakta South!

        • Somewhat Damaged Ron

          I know. But you’d think they’d try a bit harder to demonstrate it to the rest of us.

          • SisterArtemis

            I dare you to say that to the multitude of POC voters that managed to pull out this victory with relatively little help from white people.

          • sarafina

            Alabama may not be ALL backwards white folk, but it does appear to be a high percentage of the population. Now if the POC in Georgia, Texas, Mississippi, etc. get encouraged, change will come.

    • nightmoth

      Maybe he doesn’t think we can impeach Trump on the harassment charges, and we need to get him on the more serious charge of treason?

      • Rotisserie Teal

        Perhaps. But impeachment on any charge requires action by the GOP controlled House of Reps. I would not suggest holding thy breath waiting for that to transpire.
        However, launching a public investigation into the nearly two dozen allegations against Trump in this highly charged #metoo environment might help further define the Repubs as the party of apologists for sexual predators and help Doug get a few more Dems in the Senate with him.

        And I don’t think ‘treason’ is the best shot at bring down the Cheeto Benito, Obstruction of Justice would be the horse I’d bet on.

        • nightmoth

          I’m certainly not against making hay while the sun shines with assault and harassment charges against Trump. His supporters won’t believe it any more than Moore’s did, but it will probably make him flail around and do more stupid impeachable things

    • shivaskeeper

      Keep hammering away at it by all means, but what do you expect to happen? He’s not going to resign. He’s going to pull every delaying trick in the book and probably make a few new ones to make sure he never goes to court. Sexual harassment is not going to be what gets him out of office.

      Do you really think it matters that 100 Dems have called for him to step down? Do you think it would matter if every single registered Dem in the country called on him to step down?

      These are charges that can be added to the impeachment when it comes, but they will not be the ones that get him impeached.

      • SeekingCovfefeBarbie

        So long as he has a few thousand cultists to cheer him at his rallies, he will be willfully unaware of and unmoved by the millions who despise and loathe him and think he is a demented criminal unworthy of any public office.

        • shivaskeeper

          That’s my point. Calling for him to step down on his own is pointless. The only thing it can do is make sure your objections are part of the current record. After that you can scream until you are blue in the face, but the answer is still going to be, “No”.

          He is not going to step down unless it’s ahead of the criminal charges a la Nixon. He is not going to be 25th out of power by Pence and the Cabinet. Impeachment to remove him is the option we have.

          • Rotisserie Teal

            Without a Dem takeover of the House, there will be no impeachment on any ground. Painting the GOP as the party of sexual predators and their apologists will help propel other Dems into office. Just as it did with Doug Jones.

          • shivaskeeper

            Right. Registering disapproval of him is about all we can do right now. It sucks, but it is what is. As more and more evidence of collusion comes out they need to be labeled the party of traitors along with being labeled the party of sexual predators and enablers. I would not be adverse to both of those labels being applied.

          • ZangoCrudmonger

            I am betting the Rules won’t allow the labels to be stapled or tattooed, so I’ll settle for sternly written arguments. And maybe some song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqlyRchr8Cs

          • sarafina

            Not while Lyin’ Ryan is Speaker. November 2018 is an important month, if North Korea hasn’t lit us up before then.

      • Rotisserie Teal

        No, I do not. What I do think matters, is making every Repub choose between common decency or blind support of a party of predator apologists.

        This is more about getting more Dems IN to office than in getting one evil, orange skinned skinned sleeze OUT.

        • shivaskeeper

          I get it. Like you said though, we need to get the Dems in to be able to get him and hopefully some of his cronies out. Along with a slew of the current shitbag GOPers. They either need to go down with HMS Trump, as I think some will, or they need to be tossed out by the voters.

    • Covfefe

      Doug thinks that just because he won in December he can win n November. Except he has to run in, what is it, Alabama.

      • Rotisserie Teal

        By November of 2020 when he has to run again, we could be at war with North Korea and Iran while looking at a economic meltdown that makes 2008 look like the good old days.

        I hope Kirsten Gillabrand is on the phone to him right now ripping a new one.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
    • Pisto75666
      • sarafina

        Yes, I like that tweet, which Cheaty Newt has repudiated.

    • Covfefe

      In the Faux News wingnutosphere, straws are good.

    • MasRioBravoHombre

      Wait…weren’t all the Wikileaks completely ILLEGAL….and provided by Russia?

      • Somewhat Damaged Ron

        Russia? Wikileaks? Never heard of ’em.
        – the GOP

    • ariel_gee_398

      They must be fucking terrified of what’s in those emails.

      • Covfefe

        I suspect Mueller has a lot more than Transition emails.

        • Zippy W Pinhead

          Mueller has their balls in a vise and they’re just now beginning to feel him squeeze

          • ZangoCrudmonger

            Oh my, torture pr0n before noon on a Sunday. I was wondering why it smelled like church.

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            Flies all green ‘n buzzin’ in his dungeon of despair
            Prisoners grumble and piss their clothes and scratch their matted hair
            A tiny light from a window hole a hundred yards away
            Is all they ever get to know about the regular life in the day;
            An’ it stinks so bad the stones been chokin’
            ‘N weepin’ greenish drops
            In the room where the giant fire puffer works
            ‘N the torture never stops
            The torture never stops

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        they should be

    • Zippy W Pinhead
    • Villago Delenda Est

      “Executive Privilege” for people who had no status in the Executive branch until January 20th?

  • Master Contrail Program

    Shit, I can only imagine the unholy power that liberal gay jews must wield in the wingnuttosphere.

    Guess we’ll know who’s responsible if/when the Yellowstone caldera erupts.

    • Pax Americana Per Ars Smith

      “The movement of all the beds from the buttsechs opened a small rift in the earth, which led to a lava chamber, and BOOM, the gays caused an extinction level event!”

  • Bub, the cynical zombie

    “Race theorists, who are as old as imperialism itself, want to achieve racial purity in peoples whose interbreeding, as a result of the expansion of world economy, is so far advanced that racial purity can have meaning only to a numbskull.”
    ― Wilhelm Reich, The Mass Psychology of Fascism

    • armed_bears

      Does he have a newsletter I can subscribe to?

  • nightmoth

    Thanks for lowering the banhammer on this guy. He seemed legit at first, but his remarks about Franken quickly turned into unhinged hatred and name-calling of anyone who questioned him.

  • Rick Hill

    “They came for the neonazis…and we didn’t lock them in FEMA camps….”

  • MasRioBravoHombre

    FrankenSTEIN!! FrankenSTEIN! FrankenSTEIN!!!
    Nope. No antisemitism among these fuckwipes at ALL.

    • The Wanderer

      I’m suddenly reminded of Dave Carradine from Death Race 2000.

  • IdiokraticKulturKommissar
    • Zippy W Pinhead

      Fox babbling about a coup crossed the line

      • Somewhat Damaged Ron

        ‘THey’re gonna stage a coup before we get to! No fair!’

        • Miles Monroe

          “… before we get to finish up with ours!”

          FIFY

  • Major^3 Andre

    First Bill Kristol starts making sense more often than not, now this. We truly are in the end times.
    https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/942448558653018113

    • armed_bears

      But, you know, child support.

      • Major^3 Andre

        I think we all know that ain’t happening.

        • Msgr_MΩment

          Okay, so he’s HALF right.

      • IdiokraticKulturKommissar

        “Hey, the check’s in the mail!”

    • Daniel

      I am not authorised to read his tweets.

    • Raan
    • TimResistit

      Well, that’s different.

    • Pax Americana Per Ars Smith

      Something something cats and dogs living together…

  • Bub, the cynical zombie

    Ross fits this template to a “T.”:

    “As a form of neurosis, race-conscious nationalism almost always ignores logic and knowledge: In the East European civil wars between 1918 and 1920 Jews were slaughtered for a variety of contradictory reasons, as capitalists and as communists, as friends of the Ukrainians, as Polonophiles, as pro-German-just as it suited the circumstances.”
    ― Erik von Kuehnelt-Leddihn, Leftism Revisited: from de Sade and Marx to Hitler and Pol Pot

  • Panika MCD
  • azeyote

    Ross sounds like Franken cheated on him – with a woman no less –

  • Msgr_MΩment

    I was expecting better poetry from Ross Vogon.

  • Lee Hillhouse

    I would like to be that man’s shrink. No, maybe it would be better to just send him to a shrink and then read his file.

    As a Texan I am not used to racists pretending to be intellects. Our racists are proud of their stupidity. They would be mighty suspicious of anyone referencing a French playwright.

    What a strange and awful man.

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      South Carolina racists also don’t reference French playwrights, and they’re vaguely aware that they no longer despise the Jews, but they aren’t quite sure why.

  • armed_bears
  • Tetman Callis

    Ah, the Clinton Machine. Of course they were behind the rise of Franken. The well-oiled Clinton Machine, hidden away in the basement of a pizza parlor PROBABLY IN YOUR OWN TOWN, AMERICA, YOU’D BETTER GO CHECK RIGHT AWAY, and capable of so much evil that even now, all of us FREEDOMS-LOVING PATRIOTS would be lamenting in our chains, crying tears OF BLOOD, YES, BLOOD, if we had not been saved from the CLINTON MACHINE OVERLORDS, the cackling Witch Hillery and the purring Serpent Bill, by the valiant intervention of our bestest friends ever, the Russian Liberation Army and their allies, the American Unregistered Foreign Agents. IT’S TRUE!! DON’T LET ANYONE TRY TO TELL YOU OTHERWISE!!! THWY ARR YOOR ENEMAS!!!!!!!!!!!1111

    • Raan

      I actually couldn’t tell if this was Poe or not until I looked at your comment history.

    • Master Contrail Program

      They say we can’t have basements here in Florida due to the high water table. So this seems like the perfect place to hide multiple Clinton lairs in.

      The question is: Are they connected to the FEMA tunnels?

    • Left Coast Tom

      The well-oiled Clinton Machine, hidden away in the basement of a pizza parlor PROBABLY IN YOUR OWN TOWN, AMERICA

      80% of the vote in my county went to Clinton, so we should get to house the Clinton Machine here.

      • Christopher Story

        Where are you!?! I want to go there. The rednecks around here in my little Podunk corner of Kansas are exhausting.

    • Panika MCD

      B+
      needz moar anti-Semitism in the form of parenthesis.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      If “The Clinton Machine” actually existed, we wouldn’t be hearing from the likes of Ross.

  • Spotts1701, Not Poisonous

    Speaking of people who don’t quite have all their bolts tightened…

    https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/942108192984698880

    • Parakeetist

      By having more votes.

      • BadKitty904

        By winning.

    • The Wanderer

      He’s a few sandwiches short of a picnic?

      • Younevercantell.

        A few nuggets short of a Happy Meal.

    • Left Coast Tom

      Shame on that wingnut Republican Secretary of State for cheating on behalf of Democrats.

      • Pax Americana Per Ars Smith

        He’s obviously a RINO, and should be primaried from the right!

    • Dept. of Space Tacos

      given the voter intimidation, gerrymandering, and voter eligibility fuckery – the right seems to be mad they didn’t cheat ENOUGH.

    • TimResistit

      His picture is the height of insecurity. And douchey-ness.

    • Victoria Ricola

      Pretty obvious that Bill Mitchell may be in rehab soon for allegedly fucking all the stuffed animals in his local Target store’s holiday aisle.

      • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

        Those throw pillows had it coming also too.

        • Pax Americana Per Ars Smith

          Not to mention the mannequins in the junior miss section.

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            He saved those for Roy

          • Pax Americana Per Ars Smith

            Sloppy seconds?

    • shivaskeeper

      It’s the only real expatiation. Between the gerrymandering, voter suppression, and other election day fuckery like closing polling places in minority neighborhoods it’s the only thing that can explain it.

      When you have done everything you can to cheat and rig the game in your favor and still lose the other side has to have cheated.

    • eggs ackly-wright

      He had Carnation Instant Bitch for breakfast.

    • Christopher Story

      This is some Bizzaro thinking:
      Getting out the vote and playing by the rules of the rigged system is cheating, but rigging the rules of the system to favor a specific outcome is fair play.

    • Dg Hacket

      Pretty obvious hes an idiot

  • Rick Hill

    Then again, those guys are the master race. Or mastersomething
    https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a24eoyZ_460s.jpg

    • Lance Thrustwell

      They like baiting us libtards, so I guess they’re master baiters?

      • David Chaillou

        “Une masse de pertubateurs envahit la salle et en un instant tous les bancs furent vidés.”

        Will the celebrated Dr Lance identify this?

  • nightmoth

    Question: I started to flag old Ross once he turned mean, but disqus warned me that he would see who flagged him, and I didn’t want a troll stalker. Do we still flag here?

    • BadKitty904

      I do, regularly. It’s the single greatest invention of the modern age.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      Is that a thing? I flag Lori’s friends all the time and I’ve never seen that.

      • therblig

        yes, but you’re blacklisted at all Maclaren and land rover dealerships now. enjoy driving a hyundai for the rest of your life.

        • Carpe Vagenda

          Believe me, anyone who knew me at all would be wildly amused at the the thought of me cold calling for a living.

    • shivaskeeper

      Only the Mods see who sent the flag in. I’m not even sure if he would know he was actually flagged at all. Until the Banhammer hit, of course.

    • Dept. of Space Tacos

      flag me, we’ll find out.

    • doktorzoom

      I’m pretty sure Disqus only tells site moderators who flagged a comment — than then, only if a comment was flagged by a single user — which can be useful if someone’s trying to stir up trouble by flagging everyone they dislike. If a comment gets multiple flags, no usernames show up in my moderation dashboard.

      • nightmoth

        Thanks, Dok. No more fear of flagging, then.

        • Somewhat Damaged Ron

          Dod you ask the question specifically so you could make this joke?

          • nightmoth

            No, but I enjoyed making it.

  • Zyxomma

    Welcome back, Doktor Zoom.

  • BadKitty904
    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      Dumb ass libel!

    • Martini Ambassador 🍸

      Donkeys are rightfully incensed to be associated with the likes of Ross.

    • SeekingCovfefeBarbie

      Great!

  • MAZS

    Looks like “Ross” is focused on the wrong Moliere play. He could actually be the lead character in the Misanthrope.

    • Dept. of Space Tacos

      misanthrope libelz!

      (but I like you all)

  • george lastrapes

    If Ross’ family tree got shaken, would a reason for his obsession fall out? Maybe one grandma was maiden-named Goebbels, and the other Goldberg. If you run into him, ask him for me? Then back up and run into him again. With votes, of course.

    • Panika MCD

      you think you can shake a tree that close to the ground without breaking it?

      • Raan

        Sure. Put one hand on either side and rub back and forth.

        Just jiggle it.

        • Panika MCD

          no. that sounds like sexual coercion.

      • george lastrapes

        Maybe ‘tree’ is the wrong term. Maybe a kudzu vine maps his geneology.

  • Martini Ambassador 🍸

    You haven’t met Ross’ super-hot wife because she lives in Canada. She’s a model, though.

  • At the crossroads, stay strong

    Oh, shit. Wonkette has done it to me again. Going 3:30 in the AM here in Mangaland, so I’m gonna make like Johnny and sign off . Fuck the Republitards and y’all have a marginally good day now. Oyasumi and all that. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2733e84553459e633bde4bb7957b0a3648565ae8f657157dc02781e838eb6885.jpg

    • Panika MCD

      might want to remove all references to “retard” from your vocabulary while you are asleep. thanks!

  • MasRioBravoHombre

    Mueller’s office has responded to the bleating of the Drumpflodytes, by describing the emails as “…part of the CRIMINAL process.” Note that they did not demand the emails as part of the INVESTIGATIVE process, but part of the CRIMINAL process.
    They’ll all be singing like birds. I refer everyone to an old James Taylor song: “I Will Not Lie for You”.

  • Travalanche

    Alright, time to take all this frustration with the world and channel it into D&D night.

    Should stop me from drinking for a few hours

    • wait! what?

      Don’t do the Panama campaign. There’s no experience points and all the gold you get you have to give to Baba Yaga.

      • Travalanche

        Baba Yaga can have my gold and xp when she pries it from my cold dead half-orc hands.

        • wait! what?

          The best part is Sarah Huckabee plays the Golem always enamored by her precious “The Donald. “

  • natoslug

    I AM NOT TOAD! I AM SLUG!1!!!!!11!!!111!!ELVENLEBENTY!!!!!!11!!!!11!

  • Carpe Vagenda
    • David Chaillou

      I’m guessing his men’s magazine venture failed and he’s blaming it on that (((media lobby))).

    • Blanche de Shambles

      First draft:

      “ROSS VACHON is an American Patriot who can trace his French ancestry to Lafayette and NOT A BRAND OF QUEBEC SNACK CAKES, GARY!”

    • Lord Jim

      There’s a whole magazine devoted to juicing?

      • Carpe Vagenda

        And it’s Wifi enabled.

    • Andrew Rheinheimer

      He mostly sounds like a compulsive liar, with heavy anti-Semitic posturing.

    • Andrew Rheinheimer

      Also, apparently full of himself:

      jou·is·sance
      ZHo͞oēˈsäns
      nounformal
      physical or intellectual pleasure, delight, or ecstasy.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        What is the sound of one hand fapping?

        • Andrew Rheinheimer

          Probably only takes him a few seconds before he isn’t very full, eh?

  • chascates

    Clearly, they aren’t making Jews like Jesus any more.

    • Lord Jim

      Thank G-d, right? That goniff was CRAY-CRAY.

    • BadKitty904

      I’d cue Kinky Friedman here, but his song is a bit ruff for public consumption…

  • Yeah, well, I was kissed by handsome boys starting in first grade! (Tommy, I still love you, and may still have one of your notes you passed to me in first grade, that said “Dear Eva, I love love love love love love love love love love love YOU1”)

    • BadKitty904

      Seventh grade, here. I liked it!

    • SisterArtemis

      Awwwww

  • Carpe Vagenda

    Alex Witt just showed footage of Bernie conceding on the tax bill. Apparently we’ve done all that we can do.

    • Miles Monroe

      Ain’t over ’til the fat lady sings; keep jamming the bastards’ phone lines, if for no other reason than to let them know what it’s going to cost them.

    • Dept. of Space Tacos

      wait, wut?

      Bernie FUCKING SANDERS, bernie?

      Fucking hypocrite.

  • SeekingCovfefeBarbie

    trump keeps claiming “No Collusion!” What are the chances he doesn’t actually know what it means?

    • Dept. of Space Tacos

      or, in the alternative, when someone explains it to him, he says , “Oh, THAT’S what it means? In that case, totally.”

    • Panika MCD

      next stop “Why is that even illegal?”

    • wait! what?

      Maybe he thinks it means intimacy with Melania.

    • BadKitty904

      Sides, my auto insurance covers that!

      • Doug Langley

        “No collusion! I missed that other car by a mile!”

    • Miles Monroe

      Zero, going out the door; dead solid lock it means there was.

  • Panika MCD

    OT –

    I understand “idiot + knife = ER visit”, but I cannot wrap my head around the physics of “injury via avocado pitting”.

    http://www.doctorgrabow.com/uploads/images/Avocadoinjury.jpg

    http://virallay.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/i-ate-the-pitless-avocado-thats-everywhere-and-heres-what-happened-2.jpg

    • Dept. of Space Tacos

      i have seen a method in which buries the knife with good force into the pit in order to easily remove it…if the finger was too close to the pit, well, let’s just say, I can TOTALLY see how it happened.

      • Panika MCD

        why are your fingers close to the pit?

        • Dept. of Space Tacos

          cause I’m grippinging the outside of the avocado to keep it from slipping, you know, trying to be “safe.”

          Look at the distance from the rind to where the pit is.

          • Panika MCD

            you cradle the avocado. you do not grip. you would bruise the flesh that way. gross.

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            I DON”T KNOW!

            I’m just offering an alternative explanation, grounded in my complete inability to 1) do anything useful in a kitchen and 2) avoid injurying myself.

            You’re talking to someone who managed cut himself on those things that hold paper in a file and then bled on copies of some evidence.

          • Panika MCD

            hey, I sliced off the tip of my pinky finger because someone asked me to halve a danish and toast it once. I have never cut myself pitting an avocado.

          • Beelzebubba

            Hacking at the pit in an avocado half would, if your aim was bad, put a slice into a fingertip or two. How the heck people slice into their palms is the real mystery – it must be during the initial cut. But that takes very little force. Maybe their mistake was buying unripe avocados?

          • Panika MCD

            it’s a hacking motion. not hacking the pit in half.

            I’m hearing that people in the service industry do it a lot when they have a lot of them to cut because chef’s knives are the only ones that won’t get ruined, but I doubt their chefs are going to purchase these monstrosities.

          • Beelzebubba

            “Hacking at the pit in an avocado half”
            Read slowly – LOL.

            I learned to hack into the pit about a quarter of an inch – just enough so that you can use the knife to give the pit a twist, and out it comes – hanging on the knife.

          • Panika MCD

            exactly. you don’t have to make sure it sinks in that far, but it doesn’t hurt either.

          • Doug Langley

            To be fair, paper cuts are common among those who juggle files. Three months of file clerk and my fingers were a mess.

          • SisterArtemis

            Try working in a bindery… My fingers were covered with tiny cuts all week. Ow.

          • Doug Langley

            Is that where they put the women for Romney?

          • SisterArtemis

            *thinks back 35 years*
            Why YES! now that you mention it!

          • Marion in Savannah

            Been there, done that, cut just about everything that paper can reach.

          • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

            I once sprained almost every tendon in my left foot by getting up to go to the bathroom after my foot fell asleep.

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            yeah, I laughed out loud. I am covered in tiny little scars – and not from cool things like hangliding and extreme extreme-ing…little stuff like bumping into…well, everything.

          • Younevercantell.

            IKR ? So I’m watching this movie of a macho ex/military guy take his shirt off and the female is all shocked of his scars and shit. So I think “that’s nothing, I got way more scars.” Not sexy ones though. Just from stupid jobs. Oh well.

      • natoslug

        How hard is it to carefully cut around the pit with a sharp and properly-sized knife like a sensible person? Or am I too beta to understand how a Manly Man cuts and pits an avocado?

        • Dept. of Space Tacos

          i am neither a manly man, nor deft with avocados. Just saying, when making guaca-mole, that’s how the TX mom did it.

          • Doug Langley

            I’m assuming she didn’t use peas.

          • natoslug

            Pro-tip: Canned clams work just as well as peas.

          • Miles Monroe

            ¡TÚ, MONSTRUO!

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            heavens no…she may be from the midwest, but she’s lived down along the border long enough.

          • Younevercantell.

            OT Always do what your mom said about cooking. If you don’t, she will know. And if you don’t, don’t lie. Take it like a man. Or woman.

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            i dont’ cook, it avoids multiple conundrums, including that one.

        • Panika MCD

          you do not cut around the pit.

          • natoslug

            I cut it in half, then cut the side with the pit in half again. That initial cut is to the pit, lengthwise.

          • Panika MCD

            no. cut in half. cradle avocado. hack into pit. turn knife like a handle.

          • natoslug

            Do I close my eyes for the first cut only, or for both the initial halving and the hacking?

          • Doug Langley

            Close your eyes for the entire procedure. It’s the safest way.

            – this message brought to you by the Society of Irresponsible People.

          • natoslug

            The biggest challenge is holding the chainsaw with one hand when you’ve got the avocado in the other.

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            that’s where you’ve gone wrong, chainsaws are only good for pitting cherries.

          • Younevercantell.

            Everything after the 3rd margarita.

          • You should ice that burn

            Ideally for the entire operation..er..project

      • Red Richmond

        Or, OR, you could take my approach to handling avocados and their pits, which is to take a nice, good, firm grip on the avocado and then ever so carefully, toss that fucker right in the compost pile where it belongs.

        https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f12299eaf255bce63edc2f7627aa855f44e98390cdef7ced6acbf7bb8ee79fab.jpg

    • natoslug

      I assume all of these injuries occur because the cutters are idiots who hold the avocado in one hand, the knife in the other, and blindly stab and slash at the avocado until they cut something.

      • Panika MCD

        why do people stab or slash? why?

        • natoslug

          They are intimidated by the avocado.

        • Raan

          Because they need to get the fuck out of the kitchen and let someone who knows what they’re doing take over.

      • Cogswell – Overlord of Barsoom

        Or they did not read the instructions on the operation and functionality their cutting board?

      • SeekingCovfefeBarbie

        They are the same people who cut a bagel in their hand.

        • natoslug

          I don’t cut bagels with my hand, but I have been known to cut the cheese in dangerous ways.

    • Lord Jim

      DAMN. Take it easy on the digits, girl.

    • Zyxomma

      The ex’s son cut deeply into the palm of his hand while cutting an avocado, and required surgery to avoid nerve damage. Ex couldn’t figure out how he cut his hand; I think son was high and not watching what he was doing.

    • Doug Langley

      Hey, avocados can be nasty if only wounded.

    • Younevercantell.

      Safety Rule No 337. Always be aware of slippery nuts when sharp objects involved.

      • Panika MCD

        you are buying the wrong avocados if the pit is that slippery.

    • 52camellias

      Use knife once to cut avocado in half, then — here’s the hard part — PUT DOWN THE KNIFE. Use a large spoon and scoop everything out, including the pit. Sure, you dirty two utensils that way, but I dislike bleeding while cooking.

      • Panika MCD

        that wastes some of the avocado.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        I did that exactly thing yesterday and still managed to hurt one of my hands while trying to twist the two half-avocados apart.

        I am absolutely convinced that I will eventually be crushed to death when a helicopter accidentally drops a grand piano on me unless there is some stupider and more absurd alternative that I haven’t thought of.

        • looksquirrels

          Don’t forget the anvils

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
    • Zippy W Pinhead

      pretty bad when the Russians trust the US intelligence community more than our own president does

    • Gascoigne

      Uh huh, right. “..terrorists planning explosions in Kazan Cathedral…”
      Putin is SUCH a good ally, bless him.

  • Kryptonian Canis

    When the boss calls you twice in one week with concerns about your performance:
    https://twitter.com/SethAbramson/status/942444775545982976

    • TundraGrifter

      On a technicality – I don’t believe the President can fire the Special Counsel. He didn’t hire him. I believe the Assistant AG would have to be the one to do that.

      And the position is protected by law – I’ve read (or saw on TV, so it must be true) if Mr. Mueller was let go the decision can be appealed in court.

  • Bub, the cynical zombie
    • Zippy W Pinhead

      Renault: I’m shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here.

      Croupier: Your winnings, sir.

      http://www.ibtimes.com/political-capital/senator-bob-corker-said-he-hasnt-read-tax-bill-denies-changing-his-vote-exchange

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        Shorter Corker: We’ll have to pass the bill in order to find out what’s in it

        the irony burns…

        • theCryptofishist

          Shorter Corker: We’ll have to pass the bill in order to find out what’s in it for me.

          FIFY

          • Mehmeisterjr

            A place of infamy in all history?

    • Kryptonian Canis

      Yep, let’s hang that around Corker’s neck like an albatross, since he wants to be President some day.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      This still won’t help Jared.

  • TJ Barke

    New thread up.

    • SisterArtemis

      You are a very conscientious wonkers :)

      • Younevercantell.

        Who said you can’t herd cats !

        • Miles Monroe

          Be right there, soon as we determine the correct way to pit an avocado, because PRIORITIES.

  • amrak63

    Ross Vachon is a chick magnet and a sex god.

    And I am the Emperor of Japan. :P

    • Raan

      All hail Emperor Clobbersaurus!

    • eggs ackly-wright

      That’s very gargantuan of you.

    • Mysterious Masked Wrestler

      There’s a lot of controvery surrounding your upcoming resignation as Emperor. Some people argue it could damage the unity of the Japanese people to further humanize the emperor. What would you tell those people?

      …wait, Ross Vachon is not a sex god?

      • amrak63

        I would tell them, “Piss off! I’m too old for this shit any more, mofos!”

        • Mysterious Masked Wrestler

          *clears throat* Pissu offu. Imu too oludo foru thisu shitu anymoru, mofozu.
          *crow claps politely*

    • dshwa

      That’s so strange, because I am the Tsar of all Russians! What are the odds?

      • sgt. jmk of the résistance

        Pleased to meet you, Tsar… I’m Marie of Romania!

  • Relativicus

    Of all the Jewy Jews I’ve known, Jew Al Frankensteinberg L’Chaim is the Jewiest Jewy Jew who ever Jewed Jewily.

    • phoenix00

      Jewellry

    • Mehmeisterjr

      He’s a Tartuyfusosteinowitz

  • thegirlwiththekittentattoo

    “I go to their kids bar and barmitzvah…”
    “I celebrate my many (totally real) Joo friends’ childrens’ emergence into both adulthood and the legal profession”

    • Marion in Savannah

      So I guess the bar mitzvah had an open bar?

      • H0mer0

        NOW I get it!

      • Mehmeisterjr

        In case of trouble, better keep a bat behind the bar.

    • TundraGrifter

      We’re not prejudiced against Jews because one of our lawyers – HE’S A JEW!

      • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

        That’s pronounced “Joooooooooooooh”.

        • Grokenstein

          JEEEEEWWWWWWWW

  • amrak63

    …the guy had Thoughts on the deep connections between Jewish nerds and their insatiable desire for Aryan women.

    You know who else had thoughts on the deep connections between Jewish nerds and their insatiable desire for Aryan women?

    • From Russia with Love

      Snoop Doggy dog?

    • eggs ackly-wright

      Shiksa, rattle, and roll.

    • dshwa

      Julian assange?

    • theCryptofishist

      Jerry Lewis?

    • Grokenstein

      I was tempted to post an image from Jud Süss here, but couldn’t bring myself to do it. (I have a lot of Nazi propaganda films–Jud Süss, Triumph of the Will, Kolberg, and Goebell’s very own version of Titanic–next to my collection of Soviet propaganda cartoons and the more overtly jingoist US WWII garbage like the first Batman serial. They’re all on my “comedy/bad movies” shelf, far away from my Sergei Eisenstein films, Cheburashka and The Bridge on the River Kwai.)

      • doktorzoom

        Goebbels’ version of Titanic didn’t have cartoon mice or actual flying dolphins, though.

        • Grokenstein

          You know, I love crappy movies, and I still haven’t been able to sit through even a clip of that poopsplatter.

  • Marion in Savannah

    With the obsession with “wet, slimy kisses” it’s almost like TLM found a new thing to fret over.

    • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

      Wet Slimy Kisses on Your Taint is more TLM’s style.

      • Begin Anew Day

        Don’t say it like it’s a bad thing.

        • H0mer0

          dogs give wet slimy kisses–but it’s all good!

  • amrak63

    Disqus seems to be suqqing qamel qoqqs again…oh right, this is a day which ends in the letter “y”.

  • susan_g

    That does it–I am not voting for Mick Jagger.

  • TundraGrifter

    If you can hear it then it isn’t a dog whistle.

  • phoenix00

    Ross Vachon fits into BOTH Robyn’s MRA post yesterday AND Dok Zoom’s DSFB post! Two for the price of one!

  • JD Mulvey

    Ross seems like he’s trying to break into the Russian troll farm business, but he’s just not very good at inventing memes.

  • geoffalnutt

    “…but they took too much! Now, if you rub it, you only get a change purse instead of luggage.

  • Dolmance

    Dickishness is not a state of mind. Dickishness is our God.

    • Maybe

      I believe it’s in the Repub platform.

      If not, it will be.

  • Belasaurius

    Wonder how “Ross” feels now that Moore lost

  • kareemachan

    Wow, this guy makes me want to pour a carafe of covfefe on him.

    With votes, of course.

    • JesusWasAHippie

      Covfefe … say it loud and there’s muuusic playing/
      Say it soft and it’s almost like praying/
      Covfefe … I’ll never stop saying Covfefeeeee!

      –Donald J. Trump

      • H0mer0

        (it also works for “vagina”)

        • JesusWasAHippie

          And “You dumbass.”

  • kareemachan

    Let me guess: This is the guy who a number of years ago kept telling us that Jon Stewart IS A JOOOO!!!!!11!

    BFD.

  • Maybe

    Posters like this guy never, ever, ever realize that they’re posts say more about them than about their targets.

  • Jennaratrix

    He seems nice.

  • george lastrapes

    Just had a hot flash. The name of our troll-du-jour is VACHON, French for cowherd (which purists pronounce ‘coward’). Could ‘COWHERD’ be a distant echo of ‘WOLF HUNTER’?

    • H0mer0

      Fetchez la vache!

      • kareemachan

        Ne cherchez la vache pas.

    • doktorzoom

      Nah, this guy is an OG troll going back a couple decades.

      • george lastrapes

        Could he be the AZ mugshot Ross? There could be a resemblance, or perhaps it’s only the same weasel genes that crop up from time to time.

  • theCryptofishist

    What gets me, consistently, about these shit-for-brainers, is that they aren’t paying attention. They come over here, all het up, to rub our liebrulz noses in our hypocrisy, but we aren’t all loudly making excuses for Franken. We’re torn. We’re working our way through complicated feelings. Seriously, he can engage us in a productive discussion, or even an actual argument, because he’s too blinded by his fantasy of what we are, to actually say anything responsive.
    Oh, the stupid. It burns.

  • H0mer0

    “Pretty Girls started kissing me in the 6th grade. I’ve always admired the good taste of women.”
    That choice of words reminds me too much of one John Barron.

    • Paperless Tiger

      He misspelled ‘kicking’.

      • Kateaux

        He does sound like he was the kind of 6th grade boy any 6th grade girl worth her salt would kick.

    • Unfortunately he didn’t get to the 6th grade until he was 17.

  • doktorzoom

    Son of a gun: Guy used to get essay-length stuff published at CounterPunch, including a 2003 piece in which he compared Joe Lieberman to — surprise! — Tartuffe.

    Also in 2003, he made some minor internet waves with a screed about the Iraq war, the perfidy of Roosevelt’s Treasury secretary Hans Morgenthau, and neocons titled “SEMITISM GONE WILD The Psychopathology Of Neo-Conservatism: A Clinical History.” Surprisingly, he has not claimed that a film adaptation is in the works.

    • RugzYaBurnt

      Boring derivative troll is boring; derivative. I sure don’t envy the stable-mucking part of your job, Doc!

      • ken_kukec

        An Augean task, if ever a one there was.

        • RugzYaBurnt

          Ahhhhhhhhh, Wonkers are such a cultured bunch! (As long as the subject is poop or masturbating with meat. ; )

          • Just like Tartuffe!

          • doktorzoom

            As they say in the Shire.

        • UpstateNYObserver

          With a bit of Sisyphus thrown in for good measure.

      • kareemachan

        And then the murders began….

    • mancityRed6

      that gets an “above and beyond” award

    • vivian

      These guys are gonna go craaaaazy when they find out Breitbart was Jewish.

      • proudgrampa

        Who knew?

        “Funny, he doesn’t LOOK Jewish.”

        • (((Aron)))

          He wasn’t a Jew. Merely Jew-ish!

          • Jay Hansen

            More ‘ish’ than ‘Jew’.

    • CovfefeOfTheThoughtlessMind

      I suspect that he is projecting and actually is a crypto-Tartuffe.

    • Saxo the Grammarian

      Interesting, but I can think of better ways of spending a Sunday.

    • harryeagar

      The last living man to have fretted about Hans (actually, Henry) Morgenthau. I’m going to guess that Ross Vachon is some kind of German, although Welsh seems also a possibility

    • sarafina

      But Ross says he works in the entertainment industry!! What do you mean, no movie has been green lighted yet!?!?!?!1/!!/1?11??

  • mancityRed6

    “I go to their kids bar and barmitzvah”
    I don’t like going to a kids bar.
    they cut me off after two capri suns.

  • OrdinaryJoe

    Does he know that Jesus did NOT speak Latin?

  • Husband Of Mrs God

    Tartuffe is the Devil and Tarjuffe is his evil twin.

  • OrdinaryJoe

    Tartuffe? I don’t think it means what he thinks it means.

  • glennisw

    “Judge Moore is coasting into the Senate as we speak.”

    How’s that working out for you?

  • Iam Reading

    When I read things like this I come to the conclusion that I will absolutely welcome either our alien or our robot overlords, or both.

  • Also I work in the entertainment business, have done so since 1987, own my own home

    This right here is a line they like to repeat a lot. I own my own home!!!!
    As soon as they type it my gut always tells me they are lying so very much

    • CovfefeOfTheThoughtlessMind

      For me, the whole babe magnet claim is the tell.

      • Beelzebubba

        Yep… that one always reeks of bullshit. And ‘Ross” must have really had the hots for that black chick who rejected him.

  • SeeTrainOffTheRails

    “I learned about Tartuffe in my lit class in high school and, damn it, I’m gonna use it! … And I learned about poisonous toads from my friends after lit class! Lesson learned: Be careful what you lick!”

  • Grokenstein

    More than half my clients are Jewish

    Hah! Not quite as awful as Mrs. Moore’s MAH TURNEY’S A JOO reference, but the sentiment is identical.

  • tehbaddr

    Al must have layed some serious pipe into the girlfriend/fiance/woman who puts up with him of “Ross”

  • sarafina

    I’m very sad over the Franken situation, but I’m happy to remember I blocked Ross Vachon when I first read his insane rantings.

  • Begin Anew Day

    By Crom’s hairy left nut!

    Again with the Jews? You stupid fucks have dozens of cults to pick from to unload on. UFO CULTS, Big Foot cults, Anti vaccine cults, flat earthers, Cthulhuists, neo Mansonists, reformed Confederacy; you have a gigantic smorgasbord of cults, each one replete with stupidity and even some real evil.

    But NOOOOOOOOO! You gotta go with your grandpa’s bigotry of choice, anti-semitism.

    So old school. So stupid.

    Just fuck right off.

    • unionthuggery

      Our Illuminati meetings have degraded into drunken arguments about how no one ever blames us for anything anymore.

    • kareemachan

      Hey, what did Cthulhu ever do to you?

      • Begin Anew Day

        Nothing. As I understand it that is a good thing.

      • unionthuggery

        ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!

    • cleos_mom

      Anti-semitism is the little black dress, or baked potato of toxic ideologies. You can “dress it up or down” and it never quite goes out of style.

      • Ross Vachon

        The hunt for anti-Semites is a hunt for Pockets of Resistance to the New World Order like Nazis going house to house.

  • m3bosha

    There is nothing like telling a group of strangers “pretty girls have started kissing me since the 6th grade” to make you sound totes believable. No really. I’m sure your antisemitic ass has been getting more tail than anyone ever. Bigly.

    • Ross Vachon

      Being Jewish and handsome I got the best of both worlds. When ya got it ya got it. we

  • Obviously this info means it’s time 500 “Dems in Disarray” articles, right? 🙄

    https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/first-read/amp/democrats-hold-biggest-lead-congressional-preference-2008-n830436

  • unionthuggery

    I dunno, I think moving away from the Latin Mass has made it easier for wacky evangelicals to pick off new immigrants easier. There’s a certain effectiveness in a global, uniform, service.

    If all of the Catholic services are in English, and there’s one enterprising, bilingual, prosperity gospel death cultist in the neighborhood, it’s not going to end so well for the local parish.

    • UpstateNYObserver

      I kind of agree. The removal of the latin mass actually made them listen to words from the scriptures. That was hard. The evangelical con artist just make shit up as they go – pretty much the same difference. In the age old metaphor of Christianity these are the sheep and they can’t wait to get shorn.

      • unionthuggery

        Isn’t that true of all Western religions and most Eastern ones though? Some people want religion. I just feel like (based purely on anecdotal life experiences, and voter demographics) the country is better off with more catholics than evangelicals. Especially, since most American Catholics differ with church dogma on issues like family planning. And hobby lobby evangelicals are worse about those issues even.

        • UpstateNYObserver

          Generally speaking I’d give that a qualified maybe. The RCC at least has centralized leadership and standardized dogma and liturgy – most evangelicals make it up as the mood moves them, that mood mostly being who can I hate today. The one area that the RCC has been able to real damage is health care and reproductive services. Say buh-bye to family planning and abortion services whenever they take over a local hospital.

    • LucindathePook

      Yeah, I actually liked the Latin Mass, and followed it just fine. Helped when I took high school Latin, And I sometimes recite parts of it, and old Latin hymns, when I try to fall asleep. Way better than Catholic English hymns.

      • unionthuggery

        I took Latin in highschool and college. I was never officially a Catholic, but the cathedral on campus did the Latin mass, so I would go for the practice.

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  • Nigel R. Toppinglift, III

    “Also I work in the entertainment business, have done so since 1987, own my own home.”

    Ladies….

    • (((Aron)))

      Apparently it is true. Look him up on IMDB.

      • Ross Vachon

        Acting credits. Didn’t pursue it. Wrote-Produced Trailers Trailers, Teasers (:30 and :60 second TV spots for movies. For Disney, ramount, everyone. This was in the boom of studio marketing budgets, trailer company CEOs were buying homes in Tuscany, mega-yachts. I made a lot, but, he’ll I was only useful to douchebags, with a few exceptions. But, fyi IMDB doesn’t list trailer, teaser, one-sheet credits. It’s fucking marketing, why SHOULD they? But, now after 30 years in the biz’ I’m producing my own Feature Length Documentary on the big story of the American Indian Casinos. Chris Arnold (look him up on IMDB) will direct and UCLA Theater Professor Hanay Geigomah a Kiowa from Oklahoma and recognized American Indian Scholar will supervise. Working title: RIDING THE NEON BUFFALO, budgeted at $2 mil, Sundance contributed the first $100K. It’s a wild story of unfulfilled promise, wild times, the good the bad, and the wildly lugubrious. Look for it, wonkettes!

    • Ross Vachon

      If you’re calling them “ladies” you’re likely whipping it out like Harvey, Toback, Ratner, Halperin, Louis C.K.

    • Ross Vachon

      Franken isn’t just really Jewish. He’s too Jewish according I don’t know what you mean CC and. That’s why he never would have been able to win. And, that’s before we knew he was a perv. We’

  • James Baskin

    Smart, rich, good-looking, suave, man o’ the world. And then some.

    • Ross Vachon

      Now, you’re catching on.

  • (((Aron)))

    Vachon stalked me for weeks.

    Glad he has finally gotten his comeuppance.

    • Ross Vachon

      LOL. I merely countered your pervert apologies for an hour.

  • SKruetheratbassedarDs

    Could “Ross Vachon” be the French cousin of John Baron or John Miller? Hmmmm . . . .

  • chazmanr

    I think “Ross” is actually Dennis Miller.

    • Ross Vachon

      Actually, I composed. a witty, stylish and evocative hit emailpiece on Dennis Miller for Counterpunch in 2003. “THE LAST REFUGE OF GOOFY”. Even got a fan letter from Norman Mailer.

  • blaid droog

    Shoving your head up your own ass is really hard work.

    • Ross Vachon

      You oughta know

  • I thought a “Jewish slimy thing” was a gefilte fish. But what do I know.

    • Ross Vachon

      Leeann Tweedon was the one who referenced Franken’s “wet and sllmy lips”. An anti-Semite fer sure!

  • Ross Vachon

    And, I’m Jewish, how ’bout that? We saw And, I experienced real anti-Semitism in prep school, was kept off a football team because of it, how ’bout that? The reason I was so relentless about Franken is that your entire post was dominated by Franken loving misogynists. Talk about fuckin’ trolls! Everytime a woman came on to decry Franken for what he had done an army of loser guys came on to shut her down. You probably call Rose McGowan an anti-Semite because she calls Harvey Weinstein a “pig monster”. Makes me wonder if this is a Jewish site or a feminist site.

  • Ross Vachon

    Marty Kelly, “a real PhD” From where, Rutgers? “Rhetoric and Composition​” Holy fuck, he’s a rhetoritician, the John Ciardi of Wonkette! Luv the Boise connection, too. Next stop, Swaziland! Used to date an Idaho girl. She was black. Had a PhD in Ravishing

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