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The answer to the question in our headline is, of course, ALL THE WAYS, at least if you are Donald Trump, an idiot GOP congressman, or a Fox News host. They believe this because the Robert Mueller investigation is bearing much fruit, like all sane observers who have been paying attention to Donald Trump for the past couple years knew it would. Where there’s that much smoke, there are bound to be CALIFORNIA-SIZED FIRES. (Sorry, California, we are hurting in our hearts for you.)

As for updates on the Mueller investigation, there are two. One is that Hope Hicks, Donald Trump’s closest adviser (who probably knows where a hell of a lot of bodies are buried), spent TWO WHOLE DAYS with Mueller’s team last week. We imagine they had a few things to talk about! We also imagine Hicks is not in the mood to go down with this ship, so she was probably quite cooperative. We don’t know if Mueller’s people talked to her about what happened just after the inauguration, when the FBI gave Hicks “defensive briefings” in the Situation Room to let her know one million Russians were emailing her trying to get to Trump, but we’re going to guess, yeah, Mueller’s people talked to her about that.

The second update about the Mueller investigation broke Monday morning, and it’s that prosecutors are zeroing in on what happened after former acting attorney general Sally Yates came to the White House to inform them Michael Flynn was a big liar whose dishonest statements to the FBI could open him up to Russian blackmail, and before Flynn was finally fired 18 days later.

If you’ll remember, just after charges were filed against disgraced literal actual foreign agent Flynn, Trump tweeted that he had fired Flynn for lying both to Vice President Mike Pence, and also to the FBI. And the world replied, “Excuse us? You knew he lied to the FBI way back then? And then you tried to make James Comey stop investigating Flynn? And then you fired James Comey because he wouldn’t stop investigating Trump and Russia? EXCUSE US?” What did Donald Trump know, and when did he know it? Bigger question: Did Trump actually direct Flynn to lie to the FBI? Inquiring minds would like to know!

So that’s all happening, and Robert Mueller’s investigation still exists, so obviously that means the screeching howler monkeys of the right are still screeching and howling. For instance, here is screeching howler monkey Hugh Hewitt, who says “Americans” won’t put up with Mueller investigating those 18 days before the Flynn firing, because “Americans” know “Obama” just set Trump up to fuck up with Flynn.

We think “Americans” are well aware that “Hugh Hewitt” is full of shit.

We mentioned this morning in our post about Maggie Haberman’s crazy Trump NYT profile that whack-ass Fox News lady Jeanine Pirro, who once interviewed for the deputy attorney general position, had gone on a bugfuck rant about the FBI and Robert Mueller on her show Saturday night. We could transcribe it for you, but we don’t feel like it. Suffice it to say Pirro was literally playing wingnut conspiracy bingo WITH HERSELF, throwing out every single unfounded allegation she could think of about how all the FBI was in the tank for Hillary Clinton, James Comey is a dick, and Robert Mueller is compromised because he has prosecutors on his team who aren’t shit-fer-brains right-wing Trump-licking conspiracy theorists like Jeanine Pirro, therefore they are BIASSSSSSSSS.

We included this video in our earlier piece, but you didn’t watch it then, so here it is again. It’s OK if you don’t watch it in this post either, because it’s just seven minutes of Fox News fuckery, and ain’t nobody got time for that shit.

If you actually want to know what Pirro has to say (you don’t), read this USA Today op-ed by some douchewhistle named James Robbins, which says the same shit because they’re all reading off the same script. Or look at Newt Gingrich whining about how Mueller is “corrupt,” even though five seconds ago Gingrich said Mueller was a “superb choice” for special counsel.

We noted Friday that the good news about all this Fox News/GOP fuckery is that Americans — the actual ones, not the ones Hugh Hewitt pulled out of his butt in that tweet above — aren’t buying it. Large majorities of Americans support the Mueller investigation, think Mueller will be fair, and believe Trump people at least did something wrong with Russia. And if/when Trump tries to Saturday Night Massacre Mueller, people will take to the fucking streets, and the public outrage will make Americans’ response to Nixon’s Saturday Night Massacre look like child’s play. And then we’ll get a new special counsel, and the Trump-Russia investigation will continue, whether these tiresome, unpatriotic fuckers like it or not.

SPOILER: They will not like it. They will keep howling like the screeching howler monkeys they are. It will be so fucking annoying to listen to. But ya know, sometimes you gotta let babies cry it out, so CRY, ASSHOLES, CRY!

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  • WotsAllThisThen

    “Hope Hicks? Don’t know her. She was just the pants steamer girl, a low level volunteer.”

  • elviouslyqueer

    Seven minutes? Hell, I can’t watch seven seconds of that video fuckery. I mean, Pirro’s hair alone is a travesty, and I’ve seen literal Barbie dolls that have more empathy and intelligence than this insane twat.

  • Dept. of Space Tacos
    • ManchuCandidate

      Ryan Zinke and Whitefish Power?

      • Dept. of Space Tacos

        Trump & Co. in general was my thought.

    • TJ Barke

      Self awareness is hard impossible completely infeasible.

    • Timothy Watson

      That’s a picture of Terry McAuliffe, right? I really don’t want to go to her Twitter feed and actually watch anything she posts.

  • Reximus

    Pirro was actually considered for deputy AG…imagine THAT shit-show, as she would be the one who would fire Mueller

    • BigCSouthside

      She’d also take Hillary out on the White House lawn and execute her

  • Joe Beese

    But NBC is raising a different, and more serious, possibility: that Trump also instructed Flynn to lie to the FBI about his conversation. That scenario would explain a lot. It would explain why Flynn took not one but two gigantic legal risks. It would explain why the White House took so long so fire him, why Trump asked James Comey to let Flynn off the hook and then fired him when he failed to promise to do so, and why Trump continued to signal his affection for Flynn even afterward.

    Flynn might have done both legally dubious things of his own volition. He is a pretty unstable character, after all. But it seems at least as likely that he felt empowered to take such obvious chances because the incoming president offered him cover.

    If this is what happened, the legal violation would not be ambiguous at all. Lying to the FBI is an obvious crime. Even the tortured rationales Trump’s defenders are making on his behalf — that he didn’t obstruct justice by firing Comey, and would also not be obstructing justice by shutting down Mueller’s investigation — would be irrelevant in the face of this action. (Obviously, they would just invent new rationales. But still.)

    http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/12/report-suggests-trump-told-michael-flynn-to-lie-to-the-fbi.html

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      It’s not a crime if the Precedent does it….

  • ManchuCandidate

    If the FBI guys were all in for Hilsbot then what the fuck about the royal rat fucking she got from Comey in Oct? That didn’t have to happen if the FBI was on Team Hilsbot… BTW great job Tony Dick. Rot in jail.

    Just more unhinged loser talk from unhinged losers.

  • Swampgas_Man

    Most “Americans”‘s reaction to Hugh Hewitt is, “Who the fuck is Hugh Hewitt?”

    • proudgrampa

      Every time proudgramma sees him on MSNBC, she goes, “Who the fuck is that guy?”

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    • Crystalclear12

      Ignorance is bliss.

    • schmannity

      Hugh S. Hole?

      • mappo

        Hugh Jasshole

  • Dept. of Space Tacos

    OT: They MUSt have hidden Trump’s phone – a terrorist attack in NYC and women on tv calling him to resign for being a sexual harasser and NADA on twitter?

    • Lascauxcaveman

      Maybe they hid his TV, too. Spare his fees.

  • BigCSouthside

    Id bet some Ameros Hope Hicksis going down with the ship, based on some of her previous comments on trump

    • Resistor Radio

      Isn’t she Old Money, though not like Trump, who’s father was in trade in Cheapside? Have a hard time believing old money gonna fall on the sword for him.

  • Iron Monkey

    Do you know who else pulled Americans out of his butt?

    • kilgoretrout

      Monty Clift?

    • Reximus

      King Kong?

    • proudgrampa

      Truman Capote?

    • RickyG

      God?

    • Daniel
    • Nockular cavity

      Ho Chi Minh?

    • Spurning Beer

      Richard Gere? No, wait.

    • The Wanderer

      Mr. Gay from South Park?
      No, wait, that was Paris Hilton, who barely qualifies as human.

      • Arolpin

        Do you mean Big Gay Al, Mr. Garrison, Mr. Slave, or someone else? (I watched ‘South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut’ for about the 134,267th time late Saturday night, because it took me back to a simpler time, when going to war with Canada over some swear words seemed like the craziest absurdities, rather than one of the least damaging things possible.

        • The Wanderer

          Mr. Slave.
          My mistake. (grovels apologetically)

    • GHERKINS du RESISTANCE!
  • TJ Barke

    I can’t decide if it’s more disturbing if they simply refuse to believe Trump’s a traitor, or if they’re fine with it…

    • OrG

      Six of one…

    • Edith Prickly

      The Fox News screechers know it’s true, but don’t care because #partybeforecountry

    • jesterpunk

      They know and don’t care because they want tax cuts for the super rich.

  • Joe Beese

    O/T: Latest scalp in Gropergate is Mario “Molto Mario” Batali.

    Tom Colicchio echoes my thoughts:

    https://twitter.com/tomcolicchio/status/940210287814332416

    • Daniel

      Who?

      • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

        I had to look him up and still wonder who he is.

    • Thiazin Red

      The descriptions are so skin crawly. Batali is pretty repulsive so just imagining him all pressed up on someone is really gross.

      Please don’t be a groper Tom, I like your food and it would suck to not be able to eat at your places.

      • Oblios_Cap

        “Iron Chef” takes on yet another meaning…

        • The Wanderer

          “We unveil – The Ingredient!”
          (fanfare)
          “Today’s theme is . . . ROADKILL!”

      • OneYieldRegular

        I use Tom Colicchio’s recipe every year at Thanksgiving, so I’m relieved that he appears to know to keep his hands where they belong: slathering gobs of herbed butter under and over the skin of a turkey.

        • Thiazin Red

          Under the skin is so key to making the meat flavorful.

  • Reximus

    What I cant understand is why anyone believes Flynn got fired for lying to Pence, when all this admin does is lie

    • Oblios_Cap

      They needed a reason that normal people might relate to.

    • NellCote71

      Or even that Trump cared that Flynn lied to Pence. I am sure Trump lies to Pence every day. I also believe that this clown car of an administration fails to grasp that lying to the FBI has consequences.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    here is screeching howler monkey Hugh Hewitt, who says “Americans” won’t put up with Mueller investigating those 18 days before the Flynn firing

    The same Americans who currently give Donald a whopping 32% approval rating?

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/120f61343da47eedcbbe83b0bb5b67d9300f0eb9a81db20658206386926c862b.jpg

    • BigCSouthside

      To them that 32% is America. The rest of us are socialist secret Muslim abortion doctors

  • WotsAllThisThen

    Hugh Hewitt has another brilliant treatise in the WaPo, wherein he posits that if we let people raid their retirement accounts, they can pay off their other debts. Seems he discovered the age old principle that if you liquidate your nest egg, you can have more money today. Then you can grow the economy by, I dunno, buying jet skis or something.

  • Cousin Itt un Mondialiste

    Dear Hugh,

    It will fly up their butts and out their mouth.

  • OrG

    Playing wingnut conspiracy bingo WITH HERSELF
    Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

  • kilgoretrout

    Hugh Hewitt, Eric Ericson… what;s up with the wingnuts and the name redundancy?

    • msanthropesmr

      Fucky Fucknutterson was taken

      • TJ Barke

        Damn Norwegians…

        • Daniel

          Bleedin’ vikings.

      • Anna Rompage

        What about Douchy McDoucheface?

      • GHERKINS du RESISTANCE!

        *Andy Lack pounds his fist into his hand and swears*

        “Who got him? FOX News I bet. DAMN THOSE MURDOCHS”

    • Daniel

      There is an outside chance that they really are all comic book villains.

    • mancityRed6

      when the parents are as dumb as they come, they have no imagination.
      this weekend I heard of a girl named 7, who is the seventh child of two people who have seven siblings.

      • Bobathonic

        Seinfeld did that – a baby named 7, for Mickey Mantle.

      • Cogswell – Overlord of Barsoom

        Wouldn’t that be 7 of 7? Resistance is futile.

      • Oblios_Cap

        Does she have strange magical powers?

        • mancityRed6

          that’s the first thing I thought of, but then I remembered it was seventh son of a seventh son.
          I wonder if voodoo is gender neutral?

          • Oblios_Cap

            Gender bias!

          • janecita

            Dude, do you also read the “Spook” books? I like them a lot, obviously they aren’t high quality literature, but they are fun. Long live the county!

          • mancityRed6

            no, but tell me more. I’m getting back into reading again.

          • janecita

            It’s YA lit, for when you are not in the mood for profound stuff.

            https://www.harpercollins.com/childrens/feature/lastapprentice

      • Nockular cavity

        Eleven libel!

        • Nockular cavity

          And Seven of Nine libel!

        • SpideySenser

          it’s six of one, half a dozen of the other.

    • Zonath

      We have Bernie Bernstein investigating this for the Washington Post.

      • Anna Rompage

        ZIONIST FAKE NEWS!

    • OrG

      Pete Peterson,Lars Larsen

      • Oblios_Cap

        Pete Peterson was a pretty nice fellow.

        • OrG

          We must be thinking of different Pete Petersons.

    • Edith Prickly

      They have trouble remembering a lot of words.

    • TakingAmes

      Not members of the much-vaunted creative class.

  • mancityRed6

    remember when W had a 28% approval rating and everyone in RWNJ land tried to play it off as fake news and that it was at least 30 something percent?
    sometimes I hate that I can remember things

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      When did you run out of booze? OH WAIT! I guess you won’t remember that either.

      • mancityRed6

        it helps to remember and to forget.

  • proudgrampa

    Hugh and Jeanine would make a cute couple. They should get together and go on a LOOONG honeymoon.

    • elviouslyqueer

      TO THE MOON, preferably.

      • BigCSouthside

        Of Saturn.

        • elviouslyqueer

          I would’ve said Uranus, but potato, potahtoe.

      • mancityRed6

        I’m thinking we really need to explore the Mariana Trench more.

        • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

          Not until you clean up that garbage patch.

          • mancityRed6

            don’t mock the libertarian paradise island!

      • Oblios_Cap

        How fortuitous! They can be participants in the Space Policy Directive #1!

    • Reximus

      at 120 mph

  • TJ Barke

    Common criminal Jeanine Pirro?

    • Blanche Beecham

      She is very shouty, like she’s insecure and has to yell.

      • jaspersdad

        Stop talking about Hannity like that.

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    Liddle’ Babby Donnie’s impeachment, The Video:
    https://youtu.be/U-mmbStFrAA?t=30

  • Dept. of Space Tacos

    sooooo, not to minimize this morning’s attack – but who wants to bet it was a DIRECT response to the Israeli embassy thing?

    • Anna Rompage

      Damn savages wont just lay down and let Israel take over all of the Palestinian lands…

    • jaspersdad

      I read this morning that Netanyahu requested that the EU follow the US example. Not one EU member agrees.

    • Maggielle

      Many many years ago I visited Israel. (It was 1968, as a matter of fact.) It was beautiful and everyone in the Middle East neighborhood was kind of exhausted from the war the year before.

      I’m glad I saw Jerusalem and the Galilee and the Negev and Ein Gedi, and even tiptoed through the Golan Heights (there were still mines there). Since then my heart keeps getting broken over and over. But I’m glad I saw it, because I’m afraid the whole region will be reduced to a plain of radioactive glass before I’m dead.

      I don’t even know how to conceptualize the whole thing. Jerusalem should be an independent, international city. And on and on and can I please send Netanyahu to the same isolated island with Trump et al., where they can enjoy a pleasant life, wanting for nothing except any contact whatsoever with the outside world, forever.

      • mfp, all 6s&7s&9s

        “But I’m glad I saw it, because I’m afraid the whole region will be reduced to a plain of radioactive glass before I’m dead”

        pffft…..the rest of the world should be so lucky

  • Crystalclear12

    The best evidence that Trump is going to be impeached?
    The rage display by the screeching howler monkeys.

    • Royal Ugly Dude

      Unfair! Some of them are howling screech monkeys.

      • Crystalclear12

        So sorry. How about:
        The rage display by poo flingers of every strip?

    • Carole

      They were by far the scariest things in the Wizard of Oz. Way scarier than the Wicked Witch of the West.

    • Shibusa

      Sadly, I don’t think the Republicans will impeach him, no matter what Mueller comes up with. They’re scared of The Base.

      • Crystalclear12

        Well, they are armed and stupid.

      • Lascauxcaveman

        The base? I suppose so. More to the point, the Kochs, the Mercers, et al prefer to keep Dolt45 right where he is, for now. That may change in the future, but we’ll see.

        • Shibusa

          That’s true. But the Kochs and Mercers don’t want to rattle the base before they get their tax cuts.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Hugh Hewitt, who says “Americans” won’t put up with Mueller investigating those 18 days

    I’m always amazed how the least human among us always seem to think they know what the rest of us are thinking.

  • Zonath

    About CNN, others painting the subway explosion as an ‘attempted terror attack’… How do we know this? Have the authorities already investigated the suspect’s motivations, and determined that the suspected bombing was being carried out for political or ideological reasons?

    Oh, the suspect was a brown guy? Nevermind then.

    • Dept. of Space Tacos

      well deblasio came out and said it – but also too – apparently he was wearing a wired vest, so I’m kinda okay with the characterization…but true, if it had been suicidal white dude…

      • kilgoretrout

        economically anxious

    • cmd resistor

      I’ve seen some sort of iffy references by official people about it seeming he did it for ISIS but they were particularly vague so no telling where they get this from. Usually if someone wants to do it for ISIS they tell you they did and at least what I read didn’t have anything that specific.

    • mfp, all 6s&7s&9s

      someone needs to explain to me how a guy in new york who detonates such a poorly-made bomb that it doesnt even kill HIM is more of a terrorist than an asshole shooting thousands of rounds and killing dozens of people out a hotel window in vegas…motives dont matter, people

  • OneYieldRegular

    “An Obama holdover” – whom Obama explicitly warned Trump he should not have on his team.

    • Thiazin Red

      I think he means Yates in that tweet, but hey double conspiracy! Obama tricked Trump into hiring Flynn who then conspired with Yates to get Trump to fire him and commit obstruction of justice!

      • NellCote71

        Yes. If only Obama had recommended Flynn highly to Trump, he never would have appointed him. Ergo, ipso facto, QED.

    • Jmom

      Didn’t Obama fire Flynn?

      • Juan de Fuca

        He did indeed. He fired him from his position at DIA and warned Trump about him. They’re lying their asses off, again. Trying to change the narrative because they know 30% of the population will probably fall for it.

      • Bad Tom

        Yup.

    • IdRatherBeDancing

      An Obama holdover who was glued to Dotard’s right arm and tiny hands during as a key advisor during the campaign.

  • Resistance Ftr PuckStopsHere

    I, for one, personally give no fucks about what the idiots say on Fox or what Hewitt sez on MSNBC (another nice hire, Lack; I hope there is a Family-Size bag of lightly-salted rat dicks in your Holiday stocking) but when you have the person whom President. Kennedy referred to when he was the Chief Executive as “the responsible officer of the government” saying the Federal law enforcement system is rotten to its core, then I worry. This is tacit to asserting that we are not in fact a nation of laws but rather a nation of men, which is, of course, a script flipped. However, just because the president* says it does not make it so (see: Nixon, RM) and I remain confident that in this case as in so many others in our history, truth will out and Mr. Trump will–as he so richly deserves, die in his sleep in his nice warm bed inside of a federal prison.

    • OrG

      Warm?
      Cold bed, green baloney sammiches.

  • Edith Prickly

    Wingnut tears make me happy.

    • kilgoretrout

      I’m thinking of starting a bottling business – Wingnut Tears. kinda like Evian.

      • Christopher Story

        It’s bottled using 100 percent renewable energy in biodegradable plastic bottles. And every bottle bought pays 10 cents to Planned Parenthood.

        • kilgoretrout

          Partner!

          • Christopher Story

            How do you start a GoFundMe?

          • kilgoretrout

            Don’t know – I’m at the level of GoFish

          • Christopher Story

            Lol!

      • GHERKINS du RESISTANCE!

        But please, don’t actually make anything from the excretions of wingnuts.

        Pretty sure you’ll find toxic levels of lead in them or something.

  • Christopher Story

    You can tell how much it hurts by how loud they scream

  • Thiazin Red

    Americans don’t want that time investigated, they want Congress to investigate Benghazi emails damn it!

    And also Planned Parenthood. Sure the debunked videos they used as “evidence” were made by a known fraudster, and multiple investigations found nothing, there must be something there!

  • Nockular cavity

    2017 FoxNews & Trumpsters have gotten one up on George Orwell. They’ve got the “Ignorance is strength” down pat, and the “War is peace,” and certainly “Freedom is slavery.” But NOW they’re demonstrating that “Treason is patriotism!” Didn’t think of that, now, didja, Mr. Orwell?

    • Thiazin Red

      Hillary and Obama can take turns being Emmanuel Goldstein/Snowball.

      • kilgoretrout

        Two minutes hate has gone on for way too long

      • Christopher Story

        Janine Pirro can be O’Brien. Oh wait… O’Brien started out likable.

      • The Wanderer

        (Eccles): “Oh, it’s good to be alive! In 1985!”

      • Nockular cavity

        And Soros.

  • Anne Of Green Bagels

    what are they afraid of if they’re so certain that he’s such a great president and everything is fake news?

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      That the Kochs, the Mercers, and Adelson will shut off the tap.

  • jesterpunk

    Why does Hewitt have a job with MSNBC anyway?

    • OrG

      Both Sides!

    • Thiazin Red

      Affirmative action for people with jacked up faces?

      • conlakappa

        The busted need jobs too!

    • IdRatherBeDancing

      Good question. Hewitt blocked me on Twitter — lol.

      • Snork Maiden

        Congrats

    • Christopher Story

      They ran out of room at Fox News.

    • Shibusa

      Remember when Trump called Hewitt a “third-rate radio announcer”? It was after Trump came off looking like he’d done his foreign policy prep with Sarah Palin during a HH interview. Good times.

      • Thiazin Red

        If its the one I’m thinking of, Hewitt was trying so damn hard to just get Trump to repeat sane-ish sounding words back to him.

    • Reximus

      not pervy enough for Fux? nah

    • SeeTrainOffTheRails

      Andy Lack has a fetish for bespectacled morons?

  • Oblios_Cap
    • jesterpunk

      Of course they did.

    • Thiazin Red

      Sure then they can say, see we sent a child and he didn’t rape them on video so the allegations must be fake.

      • jesterpunk

        And if he did they would say she deserved it for the way she dressed.

      • Spurning Beer

        But he did get her phone number.

    • Christopher Story

      Human sacrifice

      • Shibusa

        Doesn’t Leviticus say God frowns on child sacrifice?

        • Christopher Story

          You also shouldn’t be an asshole to foreigners and the indigent. They have a selective devotion to the book.

        • little miss high and mighty

          Actually, there is a human sacrifice in Judges- the Jeptha story, w believe

          • everstar

            Yup, Jephthah’s daughter. I’ll never completely understand why that girl went back to her father’s house instead of using her virginity-bemoaning hike to run away. I first heard that story when I was about eleven or twelve and I eyed my dad askance for a couple of weeks. (“Hey, Dad, any rash promises you want to tell me about?”)

          • little miss high and mighty

            Like Iphigenea or Anne Frank- its always the girls that get the role of sacrificial offering.
            We’re going to run out of good girls at this rate.

    • Carole

      Don’t worry; I’m sure he’ll ask her mother’s permission.

    • janecita

      Am I the only one that wants to bitch slap her ignorant, brainwashing parents?

      • conlakappa

        Or at least report them to Child and Protective Services.

    • Cosmic Owl

      It was so they could be like ‘see? SEE?! Molester Moore dodn’t molest that one little girl, so all those bitches are LIARS! And, and so are all women who accuse R men of sexual abuse! They only tell the truth about DEM men!’

    • Notreelyhelping

      “Come back and see me in a couple years, when you’re all full growed.”

      • Roadstergal

        “Not any more than a couple, now, mind.”

    • Non-Threatening Ron
  • Carole

    Pro tip: 32% does not equal “the majority of Americans.” See, this is why we need the Common Core.

    • Christopher Story

      Godless Commie!!!1! Why do u hate freedom!?!2

      • Carole

        Because there’s a “dumb” in it?

    • jesterpunk

      But something something states rights for education. (Completely ignoring common core was written by the states with parents, teachers, administrators and local and state politicians.)

      • Carole

        Something something charter schools don’t like it.

        • jesterpunk

          I bet Ben Ghazi was behind this.

          • Oblios_Cap

            THAT MONSTER!

          • SisterArtemis

            probably a canned-clam eater…

          • Lascauxcaveman

            #NotAllMonsters !

          • SisterArtemis

            #ClamCeption

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      You’re wrong, because the actual, unspoken part is majority of [Real] Americans, defined as “people who agree with Donald Trump”. Black people, brown people, women people, LGBTQ people, immigrant people, Jew people, Muslim people, Democrat people, and anyone who disagrees with Drumpf on any small thing do not count.

      • Carole

        Oh, no wonder Roy Moore wants to repeal all the Amendments after the Bill of Rights.

  • Juan de Fuca

    Why am I not surprised that Hugh Hewitt, a demagogue trying to brand his bullshit as intellectual thought, is saying that a guy who lost the popular vote to Hillary and has a 30% approval rating now represents the majority of Americans?

    Spoiler alert, Hugh – Obama fired Flynn and personally warned Trump not to hire him. Literally told him he was a bad seed.

    I’ll give ya an ‘E’ for effort at attempting to change the narrative, though.

    • Cosmic Owl

      Hewitt is now all in for the moron Trump.

      He is Trump Turnt™.

      • Juan de Fuca

        Remember when he asked Trump that one decent question during the primary? And how Trump scolded him in public, and Hugh has been trying to get back on his good side ever since?

        Trump literally took whatever self-respect Hewitt had left in him at that moment. It’s sad to see that happen to a grown person.

        • Pisto75666

          Even sadder still when someone sees it happen and says “that’s not gonna happen to ME”, and then it happens to them.

        • SKruetheratbassedarDs

          Yep, In a rare moment of actual clarity, Hewitt exposed the mango man’s complete ignorance of the Nuclear triad . . . .

        • Cat Angel
          • Juan de Fuca

            *checks link*
            Oh, Jesus Christ on a jet ski, that actually is a real Tweet. I feel ashamed by being a little surprised.

      • jodyleek

        You spelled Taint wrong.

    • cmd resistor

      Well, that Obama advice was part of his devious and diabolical plan to trick Trump into not doing it. Also, too, Hugh Hewitt is a supreme pompous ass.

      • mardam422

        Jack Crabb: General, you go down there.
        General Custer: You’re advising me to go into the Coulee?
        Jack Crabb: Yes sir.
        General Custer: There are no Indians there, I suppose.
        Jack Crabb: I didn’t say that. There are thousands of Indians down there. And when they get done with you, there won’t be nothing left but a greasy spot. This ain’t the Washite River, General, and them ain’t helpless women and children waiting for you. They’re Cheyenne brave, and Sioux. You go down there, General, if you’ve got the nerve.
        General Custer: Still trying to outsmart me, aren’t you, mule-skinner. You want me to think that you don’t want me to go down there, but the subtle truth is you really *don’t* want me to go down there!

        • mfp, all 6s&7s&9s

          i had him right where i wanted him

          • mardam422

            One of my favorite movies of all time.

          • mfp, all 6s&7s&9s

            absolutely

    • Andrew Rheinheimer

      Have you noticed that despite what we believe, we still use the term bad apples or bad seeds, which is a backhanded call back to Eugenics?

      It’s really off-putting once you realise we are casually saying stuff acceptable in society today that is part of a disproven, disgusting ‘genetic’ movement.

      • harryr

        Does “bad apple” not refer to the saying “one bad apple can spoil the whole barrel” – i.e. unless you root out bad behaviour vry quickly, it willo spread through the group.

        • Andrew Rheinheimer

          Nah, you are right; I used bad apple incorrectly for falling far from the tree instead of the barrel one.

          I done goofed on that one. Also I’m really dizzy and out of sorts today, so fun fun.

      • Juan de Fuca

        I never realized the term originated with the eugenic movement. Then again, Volkswagen got it’s start, in part, from the Nazi’s (IIRC) and I really don’t have a problem with Volkswagen because context?

        • Andrew Rheinheimer

          It was more a commentary on how bizarre it is that we still use things like these statements in society today and some (dumb) people think we somehow weren’t racist until a black man became president.

          Also, I doubt Volkswagen was the reasoning or thoughts of Nazis, rather than just literally a brand; because while the auto company can distance itself, bad seed heavily implies you got criminality or other not actually genetic traits from parents.

        • IdRatherBeDancing

          I’m a Hugo Boss suit whore — I love them. No one ever accused the German officers of being shabbily attired.

  • Bureaucrap

    Dear Ms Hicks: I am a Nigerian Prince. Several years ago, my father, the King of Nigeria, left me oil reserves of $450 million dollars. However, I need to meet your boss, Donald Trump, so he can send just $5000 dollars to me to pay legal fees. Please have a Russian translator available for our meeting. Sincerely, Totally Legitimate Nigerian Prince.

  • susan_g

    “The Literal Devil”

    Well, he IS really into the details.

  • Thorn Spike

    I don’t think “fly” means what Baby Huey thinks it means.

  • (((fka_donnie_d))), SOB

    After that fucking election, these assholes need to be banned from using the term “majority” for the foreseeable future.

    • Spurning Beer

      We could make an exception for “age of majority.”

      • Non-Threatening Ron

        As long as we don’t let them change it to 12.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    That flag background for Judge Jeanine: She’s clearly hiding something or overcompensating. Is it a dead hooker or a live rentboy?

  • Mr. Blobfish

    They know Trump is dead in the water.

  • fawkedifiknow

    A United States military lifer who reaches the rank of General, and who is willing to commit treason (Flynn, I’m staring at you, you prick), is also more than willing to throw a bloated glob of pig meat like Trump under the bus, to save his own ass. No question about it, or even asked.

  • William

    OT. I was listening to MSNBC, and nearly Elvis-ed my radio when Meagan Kelly feigned outrage and disgust at Cheeto- Mc-shithead as the sexual assaults he committed are once again surfacing. The White House promptly denied the sexual assaults that Trump admitted to.

    • cmd resistor

      She did apparently have 3 of the Trump accusers on her show this morning.

      • William

        To me she will forever be tainted by the crap she spewed on Fox as she spent years supporting the right wing agenda. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/47be34fb27d20b699fb2d8219310e50b25936967850b8cac0a01306d5a0ed28e.png

        • cmd resistor

          Oh she’s no saint or anything great. But at least it gave those women another opportunity to speak. Although someone else probably would have done a better interview with them.

          • Non-Threatening Ron

            Like a houseplant. Or a cardboard box of decorative plastic ducks.

          • cmd resistor

            Yeah, I suppose the only advantage is that they at least got to talk so if they were prepared with something to say, that would at least make it on the air in spite of the dumbness of any questions.

        • ((( Augustus )))

          bad people can do good things sometimes, even for the wrong reasons or by accident

  • little miss high and mighty

    But, but, what if
    Mueller turns in a less-than desired-ass whuppin?
    What if he holds back his best punches?
    What if there are missteps, intended or not?
    To whom would we then turn?

    • Rebel Scum with permit

      He will do his job, because that’s what he does.
      What’s more likely is that the most incriminating information in his report is buried
      He’s fired before that information can see the light of day
      Congress chooses to do nothing with the information
      All we can do is respond at the ballot box
      But what if the elections are rigged?
      But what if? But what if ? But what if?
      I’m not sure how that helps. All we can do is attempt to excercise our rights as citizens

      • little miss high and mighty

        then we should exercize our mob connection priledges and hold Mueller’s feet to the fire.
        He disappoiunts us and -wow there’s anoter 2 terms of serious idigestion and sleepless depression for us all.
        SSure hope Ol Bob comes through for us on this one.

    • Roadstergal

      Mueller is an old-school conservative, the kind who doesn’t put tax cuts before all else. He’ll do his job.

    • Non-Threatening Ron

      There is one thing you should learn
      When there is no-one else to turn to
      Call… for Super Chicken!
      https://i.ytimg.com/vi/xki4tWcsSK0/hqdefault.jpg

    • puredog

      I really recommend (again) Jeffrey Toobin’s take on the Russia investigation in last week’s New Yorker.

    • IdRatherBeDancing

      What is its a big old nothing like Y2K. Hahaha. It won’t be. These are bad people.

    • Tetman Callis

      Mueller was a USMC rifle platoon leader in the Vietnam War (and was shot and wounded while doing that job). That line on his CV can be read as “not a man to be trifled with.”

  • rosenbomb

    Methinks Jeanine didn’t think about the optics around the government “cleansing” anything…

    • Non-Threatening Ron

      Methinks she did.

  • William
    • Kooolest G

      yes but which one had the largest inauguration crowd ever….. period!!

  • Kryptonian Canis

    For an organization that was in the tank for Hillary Clinton, they certainly didn’t do a very good job helping to get her elected.

  • truthseeker

    Hewie Blewitt is a supreme douche nozzle. It gripes me that MSNBC gives this shitweasel a forum. He wants the Mueller team investigated because “horrors,” one of the team members wrote some anti-Rump shit. Well, that guy was fired, so where’s the beef?

    • Rebel Scum with permit

      It’s called grasping at straws.

      • Me not sure

        I thought that was Hewitt’s euphemism for masturbation.

        • Lorindel Ó Loingsigh

          I’m wondering when Hugh Hewitt will be caught up in the scandal. I have no doubt that he has coupled sexual harassment with threatening potential accusers with loss of livelihood.

    • Roadstergal

      “They removed someone who evidenced bias! So the team is hopelessly biased!”

      Shitferbrains.

    • IdRatherBeDancing

      Ya, but it’s early Saturday morning. Some of us have not left the dance club yet by the time he comes on.

  • William
  • Miles Monroe

    Hey Hugh, know who else didn’t fly with “the majority of Americans”?

    • TundraGrifter

      Hitler. This time I just know it’s got to be Hitler.

      • puredog

        PRO TIP: It’s always Hitler.

        • C4TWOMAN

          Except when it’s Stalin.

          • puredog

            Well, that’s only when the bots are invading.

        • TundraGrifter

          Hitler, Marilyn Monroe or 1939.

    • Iron Monkey

      Orville Wright?

      • TundraGrifter

        Actually, the guy who tried to invent the airplane right before the Wright Bros.

        • WotsAllThisThen

          Curtiss had lots of funding but not a lot of… whatever it is the Wright Brothers had. A working airplane.

          • And the French had airplanes long before both Curtis and Wright, but they couldn’t control them and didn’t have the flying techniques the Wrights worked out by trial and error, which are still being used to fly airplanes today.

        • Gustave Whitehead?

        • themidniteskulker

          John Montgomery?

    • dshwa

      That neurosurgeon they hauled off that plane?

    • BearDeLaOursistance

      Mohamed Atta?

    • phoenix00

      Air Canada? Even though they’re trying to change that?

  • C4TWOMAN

    Pirro :the dossier bought and paid for by the Clinton’s.
    ?????????
    That is one hella accusation. I suppose that’s why “opinion” keeps scrolling on the bottom of the screen….

    • Elendira

      Who cares you paid for it ?!
      The only thing that matters is nothing in it has been disproven

      • Keith Taylor

        That matters, all right! And I believe a few things in it have even been confirmed. Besides, the Steele Dossier may not be conclusive in itself, but it was compiled by a genuine long-time pro using contacts in Russia that he possesses as few others do. It appears to be “raw intel” as the jargon has it, meaning it is essentially high-level gossip from people thoroughly in the know, but … it also aligns with info the American intelligence community gained from other sources, which make it appear more substantial than just raw intel. It isn’t “all that the Mueller investigation has,” excuse me, correction, “all that the crooked dirty cop Mueller investigation has,” as the howler monkeys keep shrieking.
        And it would appear that his team keeps gathering more.

    • Aunt PithyPat

      Hi Mitch! Hi Paul!

      Oh wait. Is that Mitch and Paul? Or Hugh and Steve?

    • Hiss

      Those mouths look quite Presidential.

  • Lorindel Ó Loingsigh

    I’ve heard that they’re even hurling their own howler monkey shit in their own faces and taking humble brag selfies.

  • Michael Smith

    Mueller Biggest Hitler Since Hillary

  • WotsAllThisThen

    It’s only fair. After all, Republicans didn’t let anyone investigate Hillary after making disparaging comments about her, right?

  • BMW

    Unfortunately for Hewitt, who is a lawyer and should know this, “sketchy” and “sketchily” are not legal terms the courts recognize.

    • Not to mention trying to piece together what happened is not sketchy but rather what investigators actually do for a living

  • GHERKINS du RESISTANCE!

    Someone’s got the distinctive accent of a denizen from Coke Fiend Island.

    • Kooolest G

      from what I hear, 119 mph in a 65 zone feels fucking amazing on coke

  • YoBunnyBunny

    Bitch, ’bout to go to jail!!!! Maybe all her “sources” in the FBI are also letting her know that Mueller might be looking into Comey Letter fuckery she was involved with October 2016? Only explanation for this screaming banshee routine cranked to 20…

    https://twitter.com/SethAbramson/status/940318228731105280

    • Marc Berrenson

      Excellent call!
      I was thinking exactly this when the Cheeto “brain” trust began howling monkey libel of Mr. M. Of course no mention of the crazierthanshit asshole in N.Y. and his contacts with anti Hillary folks in the FBI. I don’t think The Cheeto even cares about hypocrisy anymore. But, nothing new there.

      Hugh Hewitt has annoyed me since I first saw him on MSNBC. I think they gave him his own show, early morning, in the hope that some of his brain dead viewers might just leave their TV’s on, and catch the regular MSNBC programming.

      HuHew considers himself an intellectual, telling us about his law degree and his professorship. Yet, I can’t believe any law student would agree to quietly eat the HuHew pie offered up in this tweet about Mueller. “Thank you, sir, may I have another.”

      What were his parents thinking, naming him Hugh. They must have known that he was destined for the public spotlight. I mean HuHew is the guy that sat behind you in high school with his finger up his nose, waiting for the teacher to avert his/her attention so that he could wipe it off on the back of your chair. He’s the guy most easily spotted in the class picture flashing a lipless rictus attempted smile. (He can’t smile. It’s sort of a controlled grimace). There’s some perversion there. Maybe we should ask Trump about it?

  • Bangkok Taxi

    Just wait till her dentures let go. Yeehaw!!! Pass the Polygrip !!!

  • BrendaKay

    Oh my. So many opportunities to ignore Judge Jeanine! I will take all of them, Katie!

  • tehbaddr

    I tried to get an image of Howler Monkeys in heat. They are hard to find, but this get’s the point across.
    http://i1-news.softpedia-static.com/images/news2/21-Things-About-Old-World-Monkeys-and-their-Sexuality-3.jpg

    • Marc Berrenson

      Great image of the Mueller Howler Monkeys, only which is the front and which is the back?

      • tehbaddr

        Umm, yeah, if nobody else has said it, you can go right ahead and fuck on off. Then when you’re done, go ahead and fuck on off again!

        • Marc Berrenson

          Read your posts. Please, if just for yourself, see a doctor.

  • JAFischer

    The people who squalled for both Obama and Clinton to be arrested and locked up, who were fine with numerous investigations of Clinton, are now whining because their heroes are under investigation.

    The people who pissed and moaned about a Democrat in the White House, who demanded he be impeached every other day, now accuse us of being just like them.

    A century or more from now, historians will fight over how things got this way.

  • TundraGrifter

    Rachel Maddow had an hour-long special on the Steele Dossier that I found most interesting. I learned a great deal about that document.

  • JCfromNC

    OT, but I switched from Radio Classics on SiriusXM the other Saturday morning to MSNBC, only to find out they’ve given Hugh Fucking Hewitt his own morning talk show there. WTF, Lack? Are you trying to turn your network into Fox Lite?

    • Nenatopia

      Seems like lots of newses are trying to be Fox Lite. My local public radio station has taken a real turn for the douche in this regard in the last year.

    • Akat

      Now that Siriusxm is giving Steve bannon another platform, we are cancelling our subscription.

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