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Morning Wonketariat! Here’s some of the things we may be talking about today, but first, here’s a baby elephant taking a dust bath!

The wildfires in LA are expected to get even worse today as hurricane force winds rip through Southern California. Seriously, the current tracking systems are being pushed passed their color-coded limits. Live updates here

While having an eight-hour chat about Trump-Russia stuff with the House Intelligence Committee, DJTJ cited attorney-client privilege when asked questions about his dad and the Russian lawyer lady — but it’s cool because even though neither he nor his dad are lawyers, there was a lawyer in the room THE WHOLE TIME.

Paul Manafort’s Russian oil bro Oleg Deripaska dropped his libel suit against the AP after a judge laughed him out of court.

A couple of Republicans on the House Judiciary Committee want to drag FBI Director Christopher Wray into the Trump-Russia investigation citing “unprecedented bias against President Trump” in comparison to how they treated Hillary Clinton’s malevolent maze of murderous mail.

K street lobbyists and corporate raiders are pressuring Congress to keep the alternative minimum tax that it was quietly slipped in the Senate’s version of the Trump/Ryan tax cuts (for the super rich) so that they can keep benefiting from additional loopholes. Here’s a brief ‘splainer on the AMT.

The door was tepidly opened on long stalled plans to remake housing lenders Fannie and Freddie after legislators agreed go on a few dates and see what happens.

Despite being warned, Jared Kushner was the loudest voice in Trump’s ear to move the Israeli embassy, and Prince Jared is sure that the Arabs and Palestinians will sit down for Middle East peace talks after they finish rioting.

But it wasn’t just Jared. Evangelical groups, like the Faith and Freedom Coalition, and Republican super-donors like Sheldon Adelson pressured Trump to move the Israeli embassy and bring Jesus back from the dead (again).

After another woman came forward with sexual harassment allegations, a wave of Senators are calling for Sen. Al Franken to resign. He’ll make an announcement today.

The House passed the “Concealed Carry Reciprocity Act” for all the closet gun fetishists; aside from potentially ignoring state laws, it lets Jeff Sessions decide about “bump stocks” and wags a finger at the Criminal Background Check System.

Some big name businesses are now pressuring legislators to protect the DREAM Act, and even IBM is marching DACA youths through the halls of Congress.

Senate Democrats sent REXXON a nastygram demanding that he clue the rest of us in to all the ways he’s screwing up the State Department — OR ELSE.

Back on election night, some dingus from ABC News called up the Trump campaign to tell them they were probably going to lose, but none of this has convinced us to give Corey Lewandowski any money for his book.

Texas Rep. Al Green’s attempt to impeach Donald Trump failed (again), but it did give us a hilariously awkward moment where the House Reading Clerk Susan Cole was forced to spell out “bitches” on the House floor.

UN Ambassador Nikki Haley was in the Situation Room and suggested that the US might skip the 2018 Winter Olympics because South Korea is not exactly safe, definitely not because Russia was banned by the IOC for getting all juiced up.

Hippies who co-own outdoor recreational equipment stores put down their bongs to scribble mean words about Trump’s decision to downsize Bears Ears and Grand Staircase-Escalante monuments in Utah, saying that Trump severely abused the purpose, spirit and intent of the Antiquities Act.

A federal appeals court has ruled that a Virginia man, who was forced to be photographed while masturbating in front of armed police AS A CHILD, was a clear violation of civil rights. Yes, that’s state-sanctioned pedo-porn.

As the AG of Oklahoma, Scott Pruitt blocked FOIA requests that would show just how bad a toxic waste site is because it would have been embarrassing for Sen. James Inhofe.

After being denied his homo-sex marriage license, David Ermold is running to replace Kim Davis, the bat-shit Christianist who hates homo-sex, as the Rowan County Clerk.

Once dubbed the “art-stealin’, gun-wieldin’ state Rep.,” by the Houston Chronicle, Texas state Senator Boris Miles can now add “awful sex monster” to his growing list of nicknames.

Hamas is urging Palestinians to take part in “days of rage” after Trump announced the relocation of the US embassy in Jerusalem.

In a rare display of logic and compassion, the Trump administration called for an immediate end to the Saudi blockade of Yemen for
“humanitarian reasons.”

Brexit talks cautiously lurched forward yesterday as British Prime Minister Theresa May prepares to discuss the Irish border post-Brexit; however Ireland’s Democratic Unionist Party (DUP), a hard-right Trump-esque faction, is threatening to pull its support from May for bowing to EU demands as a hard deadline looms. It’s a perfect storm of stupidity.

After more allegations of sexual misconduct surfaced, Garrison Keillor was fired by Minnesota Public Radio.

The National Enquirer is standing by it’s COO Dylan Howard despite allegations that he too is an awful sex monster.

In a SHOCKING turn of events, a survey of 800 start-up CE-bros in Silicon Valley has found they think sexual harassment allegations are exaggerated, and have no plans to deal with awful sexual monsters.

Cyber security firm Crowdstrike reports 66 percent of cyber attacks stem from stolen credentials or easily researchable backdoors. Consider this your regular reminder to change your passwords and never skip updates.

Facebook will now use the Weekly Standard to fact check for “false news,” that way your crazy aunt can safely rattle off talking points about Hillary’s high-flying automated Benghazi murder machines from Mars without wearing her tinfoil hat.

There’s growing concern about the repeal of net neutrality from a looming court case that could decide whether telecoms could be exempt from FTC regulations, effectively giving ISPs even more leeway to screw consumers.

“Operation Titty Twister” is a concentrated effort by right-wing extremist trolls to silence journalists on Twitter by mass reporting them under Twitter’s blanket anti-harassment policy.

James O’Keefe is claiming that he was a minor during Project Veritas younger and more vulnerable years in order to sidestep New York AG Eric Schneiderman’s move to revoke PJ’s charitable status. At least now he’s admitting he’s young and dumb.

After slurring his words towards the end of his announcement to move the US embassy in Israel, people are now hilariously wondering about Trump’s health. This is a man whose four basic (fast) food groups are fried chicken, pizza, diet cola and cheeseburgers.

NICE TIME! After a discussion about the results of the Atlanta mayoral race, a viewer sent a racist email to the local CBS affiliate calling one of the anchors a racist n-word, so the anchor read the email — ON AIR — and called the bigot out.

And here’s your morning Nice Time! IT’S FIONA! Yeah, it’s an old one, but it’s still adorable!

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    • BadKitty904

      Well, we appreciate the effort, Dominic…

    • BigCSouthside

      Dogs are the best people

    • Msgr_MΩment

      “Ixnay on grabbing the chicks, dawg.” — A. Franken.

      • Darlene Underdahl

        I like Al better than Garrison, but in both cases we have clumsy nerds, not rapists. I don’t want Al to quit.

    • Darlene Underdahl

      Hmmm. Tucked tail. Protecting his privates from the chicks?

    • Oblios_Cap

      Man, those are some ugly ducklings!

  • BigCSouthside

    Im…a…starting to think Jared is terrible at everything.

    “Hey dad, you should fire the FBI Director”
    “Hey dad, you should ignore decades of foreign policy and unilaterally destroy peace talks”

    • Darlene Underdahl

      Trump is a flippant sociopath. He craves the love of his oldest daughter. He’ll do whatever Jared suggests. Bannon had that figured out right away, but Bannon lost.

      • BigCSouthside

        His thought process is “well he gets to bang Ivanka so he must be doing something right”

  • lucidamente

    Article sez “Borris” Miles. Is that even a name?

    • BadKitty904

      Da.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Some people call me Baurice
      Cause I speak of the Putinous of love.

  • MynameisBlarney
  • Crystalclear12

    I saw the really cute elephant at the top and now I’m afraid to read the rest.

    • BigCSouthside

      Everything is fine. Nothing bad is happening

      • Crystalclear12

        What are you taking?
        And please share.

      • MynameisBlarney

        Right.
        Nothing to see here, move along.

  • PubOption

    “Borris the Spider?”
    “Well, it seemed like he had eight hands.”

  • MynameisBlarney
    • Msgr_MΩment

      I missed Peru due to boner spurs.

      • MynameisBlarney

        I had a severe case affluenza.

    • Gayer Than Thou

      I would not be surprised if that picture is a still from an opening shot from the Men at Play series of, uh, “art” films. Which you should probably not Google at work unless you work in porn.

      • Gayer Than Thou

        I have no idea what the Men at Play series of films is – I’m only going on what my friends have told me.

  • BadKitty904

    Senate Democrats sent REXXON a nastygram demanding that he clue the rest of us in to all the ways he’s screwing up the State Department — OR ELSE.

    “Or ELSE” what? The Dems will “be concerned”? They’ll send him a sternly worded letter?

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Despite being warned, Jared Kushner was the loudest voice in Trump’s ear to move the Israeli embassy, and Prince Jared is sure that the Arabs and Palestinians will sit down for Middle East peace talks after they finish rioting.

    Who else thinks that Trump figured he could do this, then “bargain” the Palestinians into giving up concessions in return for our NOT moving the embassy to Jerusalem? That’s the level of smrt negotiators we have in charge, I think.

    • Nope, placating to donors and Jesus freaks to claim a “win”

      • BigCSouthside

        Yup. Gave all the death culters a big Jesus shaped chubby yesterday. They were thrilled on twitter

        • Shan

          I do not like that visual.

          • BigCSouthside

            Why do you hate our lord and savior?

    • RobKanC

      On the plus side, Jesus can finally make his return. Prepare for judgement day suckers.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        O frabjous rapturous day!
        Callooh! Callay!’

      • BigCSouthside

        Does it not strike right wingers as weird that they only REALLY care about the Jews in that they need them to usher in Armageddon?

        • Résistance Land Shark Ω

          What is so hilarious to me is that the big evangelical supporters for the Armageddon assume they’ll be “Christian” enough to get raptured. They might want to rethink their position …

          • BigCSouthside

            I’m a bit fuzzy on my Armageddon, but don’t only like 177000 people get called up?

          • Non-Threatening Ron

            Supposed to be something like that in there somewhere. But the Jehova’s Witnesses think that the 144,000 (not 177) wil all be JWs, so the rest of us can go hang.

          • Meccalopolis

            what is worse is the Likudniks who play along with their nonsense

        • Persistent Tennessee Rain

          Do you think they are thinking about the Jews when they are shoving their, “Merry Christmas” shit down their throats?

    • Rags

      Not me – 4-5 would never reverse a decision. No toxic narcissist would.

  • Juan de Fuca

    Apologies in advance for going O/T but the guy who got out of his car to rescue a rabbit from the fires in LA is my hero for today:

    In incredible footage of the rescue, the man races towards the animal but then appears visibly upset as it apparently raced towards the flames. California fire map reveals scale of devastation as infernos rip through state The man puts his hands on his head in despair and jumps up and down, but then tries to coax the rabbit back to safety. He gets dangerously close to the wildfire before dropping to his knees and scooping up the animal, holding it in his arms to calm it down. The man has been hailed a hero for stopping his car to save the animal in La Conchita, a small town just north of Los Angeles, on Wednesday.

    http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/07/hero-stops-car-rescue-rabbit-wildfires-california-7139608/

    • Non-Threatening Ron

      Small lives matter too. Well done, sir.

    • jodyleek

      If I can stop one heart from breaking,
      I shall not live in vain;
      If I can ease one life the aching,
      Or cool one pain,
      Or help one fainting robin
      Unto his nest again,
      I shall not live in vain.
      – Emily Dickinson

  • OneYieldRegular

    In a SHOCKING turn of events, a survey of 800 start-up CE-bros in Silicon Valley has found they think sexual harassment allegations are exaggerated, and have no plans to deal with awful sexual monsters.

    I’m obliged to share a train ride with a lot of these insufferable types every morning, and can testify that their cell phone conversations alone constitute sexual harassment of everybody else on the train.

    • grindstone

      Having been assigned to clients in Sil Valley multiple times, I can truly say I would rather be bunkered in Mankato, Minnesota, in January, in an unheated, poorly lit warehouse dealing with old guys who call me “little lady”. Any. day. of. the. week.

  • Oblios_Cap

    but it’s cool because even though neither he nor his dad are lawyers, there was a lawyer in the room THE WHOLE TIME.

    Who? That Russian one?

    • Alan

      Ayup.

    • BadKitty904

      You have to ask?

    • Shan

      Holy crap. I wondered if that’s who he meant but then I thought “naw, nobody’s THAT stupid.”

      Silly me.

      • Alan

        Think again.

        • Shan

          How do these people get out of bed in the morning without hurting themselves?

          • Alan

            Oh I think they do hurt themselves every morning. Helps explain the brain damage. I suspect Jr gets out of bed with a trebuchet.

          • Opalescent Riddles

            I am enjoying this visual.

          • Opalescent Riddles

            They hurt themselves in bed before getting out.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Prince Jared is sure that the Arabs and Palestinians will sit down for Middle East peace talks after they finish rioting

    Well, he sure has been right about everything else so far.

    • cmd resistor

      They love him over there, right?

  • TimResistit

    OT – But, Yay!

    MSNBC Reverses CourseWelcome
    news. MSNBC had fired Sam Seder from his contributor role on the
    network after racist provocateur Mike Cernovich dug up and tendentiously
    misinterpreted a 2009 tweet to gin up a faux outrage campaign. After a
    significant backlash, MSNBC has now reversed course and offered Seder
    his gig bac

    • La forza del resistino

      Good. Hope they promote him to where he doesn’t have to share a coffee mug w/ Chris Matthews.

    • arglebargle

      Cool. I added my name to a petition to do just that a couple days ago. It’s good to feel you helped make a difference, no matter how small your contribution.

  • La forza del resistino

    Flush with his success in determining Israel’s capitol city, Donald will today declare the UK capitol as London.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      And declare Belfast the capital of Ireland.

      • Timothy Watson

        Trump did use to pal around with IRA terrorists.

    • Ghenghis McCann

      That would be London, Ontario?

    • Parakeetist

      Lmao

  • MynameisBlarney
    • From Russia with Love

      LOL, Netflix: Spend more time searching than actually watching.

  • Ghenghis McCann

    Slurs his speech? He’s been slurring his tweets for ages.

    • Opalescent Riddles

      And tweeting his slurs, also too.

  • BadKitty904

    OT: Nov. 8, 2016 – America’s new “Pearl Harbor Day”…

    Yesterday, November 8, 2016—a date which will live in infamy—the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by cyber forces of the Russian Federation.

    ~ No American politician, security advisor, or military officer whatsoever

    • La forza del resistino

      and Susan Sarandon asks, Who, me?

      • Darlene Underdahl

        I think she’s just getting dumb in her old age. I can say that.

        • The problem with politics is that they tend to contract as you age, from being a philosophy to being a bumper-sticker slogan. For many 70s era liberals and leftists, “the US is the cause of the world’s wickedness and anyone fighting the US are the good guys” was a good rule of thumb in Vietnam and in Nicaragua, but in the 21st century, it’s more than a little stupid.

      • From Russia with Love

        Susan who?

  • Oblios_Cap

    It’s a perfect storm of stupidity.

    So… we’re no longer exceptional? Thanks, Trump.

  • Bill D. Burger

    “Merry Christmas from The Donald ___ Making the Middle East the Holy Shit Lands!”

    https://twitter.com/EddieZipperer/status/938776908979896320

    • From Russia with Love

      Sorry, W already accomplished that.

    • Phoenixdoglover

      US Military Industrial Complex: “Is that a promise?”

  • Oblios_Cap

    The House passed the “Concealed Carry Reciprocity Act”

    Just when you think that the GOP can’t pass a law more horrible than the last one they passed, they go and prove you wrong.

    • Crystalclear12

      Hold.
      My.
      Beer.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      So…. reciprocity……That means that if you’re concealed carrying, you have to give the other people a gun to concealed carry?

      • Oblios_Cap

        Well, a polite society is a polite society. Because you’re scared shitless that some asshole will shoot you if they take offense at anything you say, do, or wear.

      • James

        That means every state must honour a concealed carry permit issued by another state. That means states must honour concealed carry from states that don’t require permits at all.

        It is effectively an Iron Highway from places like Kansas to every other state in the nation.

        • Shan

          So much for states’ rights.

    • La forza del resistino

      How is one to feel safe when you take the kiddos to Disneyland without packing.

    • Asterix

      I’m in the middle of writing to my AG to go after this. This is fucking bullshit.

  • Asterix

    You know it’s a bad day when you get not one but two adorable animals being adorable on Wonk.

    Junior’s claim of attorney client privilege was one of the funniest things I heard last night. This guy is dumber than a box of rocks.

    • Ghenghis McCann

      Cute animals and Junior. You’ve just defined the phrase ‘going from the sublime to the ridiculous’.

  • cmd resistor

    One of those Judiciary guys investigating FBI bias is Rep. Matt Pipsqueak Whippersnapper Gates (R-FL). He is joined by the infamous Louis Gohmert and some other jerk.

    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      A Trifecta of Derp.

      • cmd resistor

        They keep popping up doing stupid stuff together.

        • Résistance Land Shark Ω

          … and they plan it all at their sleepovers …

  • Me The People

    This move cannot be undone and it takes the US out of any real role in middle east peace negotiations in the future. Let’s see if Russia moves it’s embassy to Jerusalem now too – my guess is they’ll do nothing of the sort.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Republican super-donors like Sheldon Adelson pressured Trump to move the Israeli embassy and bring Jesus back from the dead (again).

    Isn’t Shellie a Jewish? Doesn’t he know that the evangelicals only want Jesus to come back is so that his type of people will be destroyed? And I’m always amazed that these God-botherers think that God wants or needs their help to make his plans come to fruition.

    • BigCSouthside

      All because they misread a book written by a dude hallucinating hundreds of years ago

      • cmd resistor

        A bunch of dudes.

        • BigCSouthside

          Yeah but they don’t know that. These are the same people who think Matt, Mark, Luke, and John are real people who lived with Jesus

    • ltmcdies

      yes, God does appear to be over reliant on earth born asshats

  • Fiona is my Spirit Animal.

  • WilbyToad

    MSNBC reverses decision to fire Sam Seder

    “I appreciate MSNBCs thoughtful reconsideration and willingness to understand the cynical motives of those who intentionally misrepresented my tweet for their own toxic, political purposes,” Seder said in a statement. “We are experiencing an important and long overdue moment of empowerment for the victims of sexual assault and of reckoning for their perpetrators. I’m proud that MSNBC and its staff have set a clear example of the need to get it right.”

    by Ryan Grim / THE INTERCEPT
    https://theintercept.com/2017/12/07/sam-seder-msnbc-reverses-decision-to-fire-contributor-sam-seder/

    FO, Cernovich.

    • Parakeetist

      PREACH

    • Gayer Than Thou

      Great! Maybe next time study the matter before you fire someone.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      Whew! I was hoping MSNBC would come to its senses. A little good news for the day.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Guess it’s time to go to Jared, huh?
    ~snort~

    https://twitter.com/i24NEWS_EN/status/938487899695276034

    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      I up vote only for the story. This is a fucking disaster … unless you’re an asshat trying to make a case for a completely militarized state in the US …

  • (((Sedagive)))

    When the Antichrist comes you shall know him by his fake teeth, his fake tan and his ridiculous combover.

    Fearsome and repulsive shall be the Beast, and he shall reign with hellfire, and the planet shall burn, and everyone shall weep, and there will be a great wailing and gnashing of teeth, except for the dumbest and most racist amongst the people. For they shall rejoice at losing their healthcare, Social Security and tax deductions, for lo, they are too stupid to live.

    • ltmcdies

      The Book of Orange?

      • (((Sedagive)))

        Papadopoulos 3:17

      • Résistance Land Shark Ω

        The Book of Pedophilia 4:7

    • Parakeetist
    • Phoenixdoglover

      Brother Maynard libelz!

  • Bill D. Burger

    ~the world hold’s its collective breath___and waits~

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DQbGeOAUEAAVi4V.jpg

    • Oblios_Cap

      The possibilities are endless…

    • Phoenixdoglover

      Reminds me of a little Maine humor:

      Now, Fannie was a homely little girl. She got separated from her parents at the County Fair. She ran up to Officer Bixby and said, “Mr. Policeman, can you tell me where my Mummy and Daddy are?” Bixby replied, “I don’t know little girl. There are so many places where they can hide.”

    • janecita

      Just close your eyes and point to a spot on the globe, you know, like you do everyday.

    • La forza del resistino

      What is baggier, his suits or his puffy eyes

      • GuidedAccordingly

        Chin!

  • Bill D. Burger

    Hamas: “Thank you for your Christmas gift, Donald___you magnificent spawn of a dog.”

    https://twitter.com/PDChina/status/938704487119708160

    • MynameisBlarney

      Dog Spawn LIBULZ!

    • Cosmic Owl

      The moron Trump is just making the peace process toxic, no big whoop.

      • Bill D. Burger

        And giving Hamas new life! They must see this as a gift.

  • James

    Pearl Harbor was so important it’s not even mentioned on the White House Proclamation page.

    https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/presidential-actions/proclamations

  • Martini Ambassador 🍸
  • MynameisBlarney
    • ManchuCandidate

      It’s raining men hallelujah!
      -Metcalf’s inner DJ

    • janecita

      “Don’t touch me! You have Democratic/gay/communist/Muslim cooties! I said, Don’t Touch Me!”

    • FlemmishSpy

      All of us heteros go around making public declarations of our hetero-ness.

      • MynameisBlarney

        The more panicky sounding the declaration, the more convincing it is.

    • NastyBossetti

      This is about the state rep here in PA isn’t it? It was very brave of him to come out as heterosexual.

    • Gayer Than Thou

      I mean, someone is really concerned about how fragile his heterosexuality is. Also too, OF COURSE he’s trying to gin up his own #MeToo moment so he can paint Democrats as handsy pervs.

  • janecita

    The United States is finally admitting that we have no interest in a two state solution. We have been Israel’s bitch for decades, at least now we are honest about it. Poor Palestinians, they are royally fucked!

    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      And by the “United States” you certainly don’t mean the majority of the citizens …

      • janecita

        Actually, I do. The majority of Americans believe whatever the MSM, and our politicians Republicans and Democrats alike have been feeding us for decades, that Israel can do no wrong.

  • Elvis Causticfellow

    Nandi is so adorable she makes me choke up and then I start thinking of the elephants’ plight and then I want to start my day drinking.

  • Bill D. Burger
    • Phoenixdoglover

      Why?

      • MynameisBlarney

        Gives the extremists a reason to blow shit up?

      • Bill D. Burger

        It’s snark! I’m bein’ a snarker’…

        They’re ‘celebrating’ with riots and throwing Molotov cocktails.

    • Gayer Than Thou

      I think I’m good on Democratic hypocrisy, but let me know when the Republican hypocrisy marathon airs, and I’ll set my DVR.

      • Red Richmond

        There isn’t a DVR built that has enough storage space for that (shit) show.

  • Bright Bart

    Doesn’t declaring Jerusalem the Capitol of Israel bring the Apocalypse?
    Just curious, any occult biblical scholars out there?

    • BigCSouthside

      I think they have to rebuild the temple first

      • Timothy Watson

        Jared: “We give Israeli the Al-Aqsa mosque so they can tear it down and build a new temple and the Palestinians get a brand new Trump Hotel in Ramallah.”

      • Me not sure

        Just to destroy it.

      • Non-Threatening Ron

        And then stiff the contractors.

        • BigCSouthside

          They did shoddy work

      • grindstone

        A whole lotta fundies believe the Jerusalem IS the temple.

    • Asterix

      It’s part of a multi-step process, if I remember christian-fascist mythology correctly.

      • cmd resistor

        Man, I was raised in a pretty fundamentalist (Lutheran) church but we didn’t really do Armageddon or the rapture. My dad, who believed every word of the Bible was the inspired word of God, sort of blew off Revelations.

        • Lance Thrustwell

          That’s one of the most interesting books!

          • Me not sure

            …on LSD.

          • cmd resistor

            Yeah I always wanted to read it but we never studied it in Sunday School or anything.

        • Alexander Stallwitz

          The obession with the end time and Revelations is a Fundemental Evangelical thing. Catholics and most Protestants dont dwell on it or even believe its going to actually happen or if it does. Its God’s Will and no sense worrying about it. Whats more alarming is the Evangelicals believe they can jumpstart it by doing certain things like making Jerusalem the captial of Isarel. They also are the most political active too.

          • bupkus231

            “… the Evangelicals believe they can jumpstart it …”

            This is them “knowing the mind of God” – and attempting to influence Him….

            Something, something, heinous sin

          • Alexander Stallwitz

            Exactly, it gets even worse when you read about Dominionism and Christian Reconstructionism (a big advocate of which is Roy ” The Pedo” Moore) the advocates of which actually believe they can make heaven on earth.

          • cmd resistor

            Yeah, that is all very creepy to me.

        • Notreelyhelping

          God was drunk when dictating Revelations. Hey, it was the weekend!

      • Non-Threatening Ron

        One version. It’s as bugfuck as you’d think: https://holyscience.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/end-times-timeline1.png

    • Non-Threatening Ron

      I think it’s part of the rather tortured timeline, but IIRC it doesn’t say that it’s the US president who declares it.

  • Gayer Than Thou

    I want a mystery series in which Nandi and Fiona solve various crimes in between enjoying their dirt baths and swimming. It would be girl-power-centric, and the villains would always learn a good lesson at the end. No one would ever really be in much danger, but there would be enough tension to make it interesting. Along the way, we’d learn about hippos and elephants and the other animals with which they share their ecosystems, but it would never be preachy. It would have a cheeky sense of humor that would be kid-appropriate but also funny for adults. I can’t tell you how desperately I want that right now.

    • Cosmic Owl

      It’s emergency time, after all.

      • Cosmic Owl

        People start thinking the old rules don’t apply.

        They wake up cranky and never recover.

        • Me not sure

          Define “wake up cranky”, cuz I think I just did.

          • Cosmic Owl

            Look at Lowenstein.

            (The words are lifted from to film ‘Body Heat’ BTW)

            It’s the heat.

    • Résistance Land Shark Ω
      • James

        I’m a fan of Emergency Guinea Pigs myself:

        Today, it's Pichu's birthday. Two years, a great #Piggie. Congratulations my baby!! #GuineaPigBirthday#GuineaPigs#Cobayos#CuiCui#WheekWheek#Cavys#Peluches!!🐹🎂🎉🎊 pic.twitter.com/GDmUxRjq8R— Pichu & Principe (@DonCuiCui_90) December 7, 2017

        • Lance Thrustwell

          They are cute. I have heard, also, that they are quite tasty.

          • James

            So it is said. I’ve never eaten mine.

            Neither have our cats. They use guinea pigs as body pillows to keep warm.

          • Shan

            That’s what they want you to think. In reality, the cats are just keeping them sedentary to fatten them up.

          • Edie

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          • From Russia with Love

            Go to a South American church. The last supper paintings have guinea pig on the table. Seriously.

    • Me not sure

      “Mr. Gayer Than Thou, there’s a Mr. Animal Planet on line one…”

    • Non-Threatening Ron

      I can see Dreamworks and Sony fighting to the death over this.

      • Gayer Than Thou

        I can see myself claiming my cut either way. Notice is given! I claim a copyright in this idea.

  • ManchuCandidate

    Roy Moore’s ears perked up when he heard about underaged political operatives, but then he saw O’Keefe’s pics and his interest went soft.

  • Tetman Callis

    Dipshit Junior is always a dipshit. And tautologies are always true. That’s all I got.

    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      I think dumbass junior has hit the highest dipshit level with this one.

      and REVOKE THEIR PASSPORTS!

    • Lance Thrustwell

      Tautologies are always true, because they are never false.

    • Meccalopolis

      tautology gonna taut

  • Doug Langley

    First day at warehouse job: people are nice, thank goodness, and work isn’t too hard. We just have handle packages of gift boxes, which weight practically nothing. Problem: couple weeks ago I sprained some muscles in my chest and thought I was over it, but all the activity brought it out with a vengeance and I was in some real pain. Fortunately, a good night’s sleep took care of it.

    The real problem: they play Christmas music in the warehouse all through the shift!

    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      earbuds are your friend. Good luck!

      • Shan

        That might not be safe in a warehouse setting.

        • Doug Langley

          I do need to hear the boss.

          • Non-Threatening Ron

            If you don’t respond he’ll make SURE you hear him!

          • James

            I prefer “An Atheist Album” by Shelley Segall myself.

          • Opalescent Riddles

            We got to move these refrigerators, we got to move these color TVs.

    • FlemmishSpy

      At least it ain’t Inghram, Rush, Hannity. I’ve suffered that shit at work.

    • MynameisBlarney

      I hate xmas music almost as much as I hate Jimmy Buffets “music”.

      • BigCSouthside

        If you want to see THE whitest, lamest crowd possible, go to a Buffet concert

        • MynameisBlarney

          Don’t have to.
          I live in the keys, home of the Parrot Heads.

        • Shan

          So many jorts and fanny packs, I bet.

          • DT

            I’ll defend any denim to the grave!

      • Shan

        I’m glad I’m not the only one. My ex played Buffet and Billy Joel so often that I’m almost triggered now when I hear their music. Oh, and Van Morrison.

        • MynameisBlarney

          GAH!

          I’m that way with The Doors too.
          Had a roommate that just KNEW he was the Morrison reincarnated.
          I still hate that fucker to this day.

          • Shan

            I like Tne Doors just fine. Different Morrison.

          • MynameisBlarney

            Yes.

          • Antonin Dvorak

            Van Morrison is the singer of “Brown-eyed Girl” and “Moondance”; not “Light My Fire” and “Riders of the Sky”.

          • MynameisBlarney

            I know.

          • bupkus231

            One of my college roommates was a “Who” fanatic. Took me almost 30 years to stop cringing whenever I heard the opening to “Baba O’Reilly”

          • Arolpin

            I was very into The Doors for about a year in high school. Then I had a moment of clarity and realized that it was the worst sort of navel-gazing art-school pretentious crap and haven’t been able to listen to more than about 20 seconds of most Doors songs before I have to change the station.

        • Arolpin

          I don’t hate Buffet (and actually like some of the songs on ‘You Had To Be There’, especially ‘God’s Own Drunk’) and can tolerate Van Morrison, but Billy Joel enrages me. He had one or two decent adult-contemporary songs, and if that’s your thing, fine, but don’t fucking turn him into a rock icon, or a rock anything. He sings pure schmaltz, it’s boring, and he’s kind of a dick. I’ve learned that people who like Billy Joel, really like him, and the only way to deal with it is to walk away.

          • From Russia with Love

            Van Morrison has been writing some pretty good songs, off and on, since about 1965. And he plays half a dozen instruments. How can you hate Brown Eyed Girl?

        • keinsignal

          OK I gotta step in here and point out that Van Morrison recorded what is, hands-down, one of the greatest albums of all time. And what’s more, he did the whole thing in one studio session, one take, without benefit of sheet music or rehearsal – hell he didn’t even bother tuning his guitar…

          https://dangerousminds.net/comments/the_revenge_recordings_how_van_morrison_got_out_of_a_shitty_contract

          • Shan

            That may very well be true but I still can’t listen to his music without getting really irritated.

    • shivaskeeper

      Can’t help with the music, but stretch your muscles before and after work.

      • Opalescent Riddles

        And, for just a few days, take a normal dose of ibuprophen at the start of the shift, for its anti-inflammatory properties during the activity.

        Disclaimer: I am not doctor, this is not medical advice.

        • Tiffany de Houston

          Opalescent has some good advice. I’m a retired nurse but this is not medical advice either.

    • Timothy Watson

      I was a cashier at a gas station/restaurant/gift shop back when I was younger. Had to listen to Christmas music 8+ hours a day between Thanksgiving and New Years, drove me freaking crazy.

      • thewalkindude

        I worked on air in radio for 17 years…

      • Opalescent Riddles

        Do like I do: pretend that you’re the one making it happen. For example, when on a boat tossed by the waves, I actually pretend that by adjusting my stance, I’m making the boat pitch to and fro, and thus the seasickness subsides. So, when surrounded by smarmy schmalzy music, I pretend that I’m creating it. I may hum a bit, or if nobody’s within earshot sing a bit out loud. The bonus is, if the original lyrics slip my mind, I can make up my own; they are therapeutic but not necessarily “nice”, that I can tell you.

  • Bill D. Burger

    “Thoughts and prayers to the Holy Lands __ Merry Fucking Christmas”

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DQa8Wu1VoAAzzbX.jpg

  • cmd resistor

    Pretty full schedule for him today:
    Today’s Trump Schedule
    Thursday, December 7, 2017
    11:30 am || Meets with Republican Members of the Senate; Cabinet Room
    1:30 pm || Meets with RNC Chair Ronna Romney McDaniel
    2:15 pm || Signs a proclamation for National Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day
    3:00 pm || Meets with the congressional leadership
    4:00 pm || Meets with former Ambassador to the United Nations John Bolton
    7:30 pm || Hosts a Hanukkah reception; State Floor

    • Me not sure

      How does a Romney even work with this guy?

    • James

      Signs the proclamation for Pearl Harbor today? Other presidents managed to get that done before the actual day. (Our state governor issued a half-staff proclamation yesterday.)

      I guess those remembrances of WW2 vets got in the way of a round of golf.

    • janecita

      I hope that he screams “Merry Christmas,” really loud in the middle of the Hanukkah reception.

      • SeeTrainOffTheRails

        I’m betting he’ll say something like “Merry Jew Christmas.”

        You know … tactful.

        • janecita

          Of course, tact is his middle name.

          • James

            You misspelt “tacky.”

      • Gayer Than Thou

        A lot of people don’t know about Hanukkah, but it’s being talked about more and more. I’m making it bigger than ever.

        • janecita

          Ever since I hired Jared Hanukkah has become a tremendous brand.

      • BigCSouthside

        And his dentures fly out

      • Alexander Stallwitz

        Whats scary is that is very possible.

    • eyelashviper

      I thought he was meeting with the Warlocks and Zombies at 2? Are they gonna come to the Pearl Harbor proclamation and shout about rooting out and destroying the Yellow Peril?

    • Mr. Blobfish

      Nothing good ever happens when John Bolton is around. What’s up with him? New proposals for the private CIA?

  • ltmcdies
    • bupkus231

      As much as I dislike the current Israeli government, I would prefer to move Rump to the moons of Uranus….

  • SeeTrainOffTheRails

    A couple of Republicans on the House Judiciary Committee want to drag FBI Director Christopher Wray into the Trump-Russia investigation citing “unprecedented bias against President Trump” in comparison to how they treated Hillary Clinton’s malevolent maze of murderous mail.

    Oh, it’s just Gaetz, Gohmert and Biggs. The Three Little Pig-Fuckers.

  • Gayer Than Thou

    I’m baffled by the constant stream of “Trump has done X.” A) because Obama was History’s Worst Tyrant if he so much as issued a proclamation about Presidents Day, let alone an executive order about anything substantive, and B) because can a president really “do” so many things without either congressional or administrative agency action?

    • James

      IOKIYAR, Katie.

      • Shan

        James, stay off Dok’s new thread or you could end up with a migraine.

        • James

          Thanks. I’m about to go to bed anyway, as the sun is up. The sun and I don’t get along. (Long story.)

    • Edith Prickly

      Trumpkins don’t understand how the government works, so they think every time Trump tweets that he’s done something it’s real.

  • Bub, the cynical zombie

    I don’t usually post poetry when I’m sober, but given current events, I’m going to post this again. It seems more relevant by the day:

    W.B. Yeats
    “The Second Coming”

    Turning and turning in the widening gyre
    The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
    Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
    Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
    The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
    The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
    The best lack all conviction, while the worst
    Are full of passionate intensity.
    Surely some revelation is at hand;
    Surely the Second Coming is at hand.

    The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
    When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
    Troubles my sight: a waste of desert sand;
    A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
    A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
    Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
    Wind shadows of the indignant desert birds.

    The darkness drops again but now I know
    That twenty centuries of stony sleep
    Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
    And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
    Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

    • eyelashviper

      Always love this, and it sure does go to the heart of the matter.

  • Iron Monkey

    Lawyers for aluminum magnate Oleg Deripaska

    Aluminum is magnetic. Learn something new at Wonkette every day.

    • Doug Langley

      He must have graduated from a magnet school.

      • FlemmishSpy

        In a field like his, you can’t deny his attraction.

        • Gayer Than Thou

          I dunno. I feel a strong repulsion towards all of them.

          • FlemmishSpy

            Just conduct yourself so you don’t create a current of hostility.

          • Opalescent Riddles

            That’s polarization for you.

        • SeeTrainOffTheRails

          They are polar opposites.

    • SeeTrainOffTheRails

      Not American Aluminum, but that British stuff they call “Aluminium” is.

      • From Russia with Love

        It’s the extra i, see, like i r o n.

    • Opalescent Riddles

      Magnates: do they fucking work?

  • Gayer Than Thou

    BRB, need to update my Grindr profile to say “Easily Researchable Backdoor.”

  • WIDTAP
    • Cosmic Owl

      Trump doesn’t do friendships.

      • From Russia with Love

        Who wants to be friends with 300lbs of toxic waste?

      • TundraGrifter

        That is a very perceptive comment! Mark Shields made the same point a while ago – no one is DJT’s equal.

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    DJTJ can be credibly read as “idjit”

    • SeeTrainOffTheRails

      “Deejit.”

  • John Iwaniszek

    Hitler DID talk to Israel. He cooperated with out-migration of Jews and was perfectly happy to help populate the new homeland with German Jews.

    • TundraGrifter

      After he took al their money and other valuables, of course.

      • John Iwaniszek

        Of course. How else was he going to maintain his lifestyle. Other than collecting royalties on “My Struggle” and cheating little old ladies out of their savings intended to buy the People’s Car?

  • William

    THat’s right Libtards. Predisint Trump will protect us frum anuther pearl harbor, because he’s not soft on defence like Hillery wuz. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/63c96163dc3df5427b50a2c94109ccb62a3cbc9890809fe660bec44403c4e461.jpg

  • SomeBigRedDog

    No fair! My mom always yells at me when I “bathe” in dirt.

    • Non-Threatening Ron

      Your fault for not having the good sense to be born to an elephant!

  • SeeTrainOffTheRails

    The House passed the “Concealed Carry Reciprocity Act” for all the closet gun fetishists; aside from potentially ignoring state laws, it lets Jeff Sessions decide about “bump stocks” and wags a finger at the Criminal Background Check System.

    States Rights! Just not YOUR state.

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      “States rights” is SUCH a mutable term to Republicans. It is as elastic and, when necessary, casually discarded as all of their other “principles.”

      • From Russia with Love

        Particularly when states opt out of the marijuana prohibition.

    • Impatient

      If they bring their “reciprocity” to my fair(er) state of Maryland, that just may be the final push I need … To take my Ameros to another English speaking country … Like Australia or (most of) Canada. (And I actually do have a plausible path,)

  • Gayer Than Thou

    Disqus is doing two new things that I am really enjoying! When I go to upfist someone, it jumps to a different place on the page and when I click on the “one new comment” link, it just disappears! SO MUCH FUN! And also, somehow, a metaphor.

    • Marion in Savannah

      It’s been pulling that nonsense with me for weeks, if not months.

    • James Baskin

      Did you try turning your computer off and then back on?

      • He may have to reinstall Windows.

    • eyelashviper

      Itsa new video game, and you can win Powerball by clicking on the secret spot.

    • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

      It did that to me last week. I found that if I changed the “sort by” it would stop doing the jump to a different place thing. No idea about the disappearing link. I wonder if it’s related to the missing links I keep hearing about?

    • natoslug

      I find the jump is perfectly placed that half the time I end up downfisting people when I was about to upfist them. Disqus really wants us to work on our up and down fisting.

  • James Baskin

    “DJTJ cited attorney-client privilege when asked questions about his dad and the Russian lawyer lady”

    Dumb and Dumb Jr.

    • eyelashviper

      Quite an amazing feat of pretzel logic. Can I use it? I know a lawyer, actually quite a few and have exchanged words with them, so now all my utterings are privileged, right?

      • jesterpunk

        Turn on the tv there are always commercials for lawyers on.

        • Cornelius Fussbudget

          I wrote the word “lawyer” on a piece of paper and swallowed it. So, I’m good now, right?

          • jesterpunk

            Yep.

    • IdRatherBeDancing

      Poor Fredo.

  • Bigby

    “I like Harbors that weren’t bombed today” –Drumpf, probably

  • TundraGrifter

    “After another woman came forward with sexual harassment allegations, a wave of Senators are calling for Sen. Al Franken to resign. He’ll make an announcement today.”

    This makes me very sad. The Senators should have allowed the ethics investigation to go forward. There has to be an appropriate response other than capital punishment – otherwise, the alleged (and it remains alleged, because Sen. Franken says he didn’t do it) unwanted kissing is not the same as attempted or accomplished rape.

    • eyelashviper

      also too, would this group of Dems be calling for his resignation if the Governor of Minnesota was a GOPer and would appoint a GOP replacement…..????

      • Vagenda and Pee-ara

        Kristin Gillibrand thinks this will help her with women in the 2020 presidential election.

    • Tony Prost

      He should wait until the Alabama election. If Moore wins, he stays, if Moore loses, he resigns.

      • TundraGrifter

        I don’t agree with tying any one person’s situation to another’s. I understand your point – I simply can’t agree with it.

    • UnsaltedSinner

      I’m happy to tell you that Franken will not receive capital punishment. In fact, I haven’t seen any Democrats who are calling for his execution.

      • TundraGrifter

        At the risk of explaining the obvious, it was a metaphor. Being forced to resign is political execution – and that extreme punishment must be used judiciously if it is to be effective. We don’t put people in prison for jay walking.

        • UnsaltedSinner

          It was a silly metaphor.

          • TundraGrifter

            Nope – quite apt.

          • UnsaltedSinner

            Apt? You were saying that not being a US senator is just like being dead.

          • TundraGrifter

            To benefit folks such as yourself I guess I should have written “capitol punishment.”

          • UnsaltedSinner

            Yeah, that would have helped.

          • TundraGrifter

            Actually, I don’t think it would have.

      • Vagenda and Pee-ara

        Kristin Gillibrand thinks it will help her presidential campaign.

    • bbayliss

      “Democrats win moral victories, republicans win elections.”

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      I believe 5 out of 7 of his accusers were anonymous, and the other 2 are Trump supporters. I bet Roger Stone is laughing his ads off.

      • TundraGrifter

        It was a political assassination. I’m was sorry to see Anthony Weiner go down (although he did it to himself, of course) because he would stand up to the Regressives. There hasn’t been the investigation of scam gold sellers he mentioned several times. There should be.

        • Vagenda and Pee-ara

          I didn’t care about Weiner, because I thought he was guilty, and ditto with John Conyers, but I think Franken is innocent. I think he took one dumb joke photo, and it royally bit him on the ass, with Roger Stone’s help.

  • The Librarian

    Operation Titty Twister. Figures trolls would use a juvenile prank name for their fraud.

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      I remember when the Internet was new, and I had such high hopes for it.

      • phoenix00

        And here we are trading dick jokes on this non-commenting mommyblog. Sad.

    • Don’t be there from dusk til dawn…..

  • Elvis Causticfellow

    Oh, boy! If we click the Amazon link, will Wonkette get a cut?
    https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/938756989542457344

    • eyelashviper

      The chapter on the Trail of Tears is a real fave of the Dotard:

      http://williamlkatz.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/JacksonIndians.jpg

      • Technically, I believe that depicts the Seminole Wars, and not the Trail of Tears.

    • Donna Mueller

      how would you know, stooooopid-did someone take the time to teach your dyslexic ass to read?????????????????????

      • Elvis Causticfellow

        It has pictures. He likes books with lots of pictures.

    • UnsaltedSinner

      Was it written in crayon?

    • TundraGrifter

      Sure Old Hickory gave his word he’d leave the Cherokee alone and then broke his promise. For fans of The Trumpster Fire this is just being practical.

    • Poly_Ester

      Kilmeade writes at a 5th-grade level, so it makes sense that Trumpkins would enjoy it, moving his lips while reading and even reading the very best passages out loud.

    • PRESIDENT IS NOT ALLOWED TO COMMERCIAL ENDORSE!!!!!

  • UnsaltedSinner
    • TundraGrifter

      Plus, it’s very hard to get a Big Gulp at 11/7.

    • keinsignal

      See the deal is that in Europe they start the week on Monday, not Sunday like we do. So, makes perfect sense.

  • DensityDestiny

    I knew things were bad when Dominic gave us nice time *before* the agenda and after too.

  • Bitter Scribe

    Regarding the Olympics, Lindsey Vonn said she’ll be representing the U.S. but not Trump, and all but told Trump not to bother ever inviting her to the White House.

    I swear, if she gets any more awesome she will ascend directly into Heaven.

  • keinsignal

    So regarding Trump’s attack of drymouth yesterday, I heard somebody say that the problem (over and above his dentures trying desperately to escape his lying mouth) was that he refused to have water available during his speech lest he get teased again for Rubio-esque hydration-related behavior.

    With this in mind, I’d like to propose that we all start making fun of the way he breathes.

  • disqus_lWwzrwNaw6

    Of course Republicans are rushing through as many crazy gun laws as they can: they want their base locked and loaded in time for next year’s mid-terms.

    After all, just this last week a small town newspaper editor from Alabama noted quietly that no small town paper in Alabama would dare to endorse Doug Jones, or they’d get a window full of bullet holes: and it’s well known, though not widely reported, that one of the reasons Roy Moore can count on winning next Tuesday is because there’s a persuasive process of Republican voter intimidation underway in black precincts in the state, the precincts likeliest to turn out for a Democrat, which includes the implicit threat of violence (these people would just as soon shoot up an actual voter as a newspaper office).

    Meanwhile, we’ve got three percent of the population owning own almost half of all the guns in the country, with an average of 17 guns apiece (which could come in mighty handy if you wanted to gun down some deer AND your neighbors, plus a theater full of movie goers, and a couple of classrooms full of kiddies at the local elementary school).

    These guys, these “collectors,” all-American Second Amendment stalwarts that they are, will be mighty useful in taking the Republican voter intimidation model national next November: hence, making it easier for them to carry guns across state lines is just foresight on the part of Congressional Republicans.

  • Angela Ruzzo

    If I was Al Franken, I’d say “I’ll resign when Donald Trump and Roy Moore resign for exactly the same reason.”

    • Jeffery Campbell

      You know what? This is a great, great idea. Democrats are doing the right thing and once again the Republicans just shit all over us.

      • Angela Ruzzo

        I’m dead serious…that is really what I would do, even though I bet all the political advisors and lawyers would tell me not to. It would be a kind of declaration of war. I am sick of pussy-footing (no pun intended).

  • TundraGrifter

    “Once dubbed the “art-stealin’, gun-wieldin’ state Rep.,” by the Houston Chronicle, Texas state Senator Boris Miles can now add “awful sex monster” to his growing list of nicknames.”

    Because you just can’t have too many paintings of dogs playing poker.

  • greyXstar

    The Weekly Standard. Thanks for sticking up for your users, Zuck. You’re doing a helluva job!

    Ughh.

    • Scrofula

      These people haven’t heard of the AP? The few stories the wingnuts mention with any basis in reality still come from the AP wires, just warped and stripped of context.

      FFS, even FB execs don’t understand the difference between reporting and opinion.

      • greyXstar

        Oh they know. They don’t care.

  • Ha ha ha, the DUP would have a conniption if they saw you describing them as belonging to IRELAND. They are of course die-in-a-ditch “Ulster is British, fuck off you southern leprechaun” types.

  • Boscoe

    “In a rare display of logic and compassion, the Trump administration called for an immediate end to the Saudi blockade of Yemen for
    “humanitarian reasons.”

    Riiiight. Lemme guess, that proclamation came out minutes after Saudi Arabia criticized Drumph’s Jerusalem speech…

  • A federal appeals court has ruled that a Virginia man, who was forced to be photographed while masturbating in front of armed police AS A CHILD, was a clear violation of civil rights. Yes, that’s state-sanctioned pedo-porn.

    No. This is rape. It is not porn or a joke or any of the rest of it. They raped this young man at fucking gun point.

    • phoenix00

      Also violation of the 5th Amendment, but eh who’s counting?

  • Elizabeth Hillcrest

    Did I miss something? What happened to late-night roundup? I used to come back here at the end of the day to know which bits to watch, har.

  • Sarah Smith

    OT: It’s snowing in Houston! It’s snowing! It’s snowing!

  • phoenix00

    A federal appeals court has ruled that a Virginia man, who was forced to be photographed while masturbating in front of armed police AS A CHILD, was a clear violation of civil rights. Yes, that’s state-sanctioned pedo-porn.

    We all know an Alabama would-be senator is very up for this. VERY. UP.

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