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With all the silly kerfuffle over the last few weeks, of people coming out and saying they were “sexually assaulted” or “sexually harassed,” Ohio Supreme Court Judge Bill O’Neil has decided that it is now time for him to come out and take a brave stand for all the heterosexual men out there being cruelly demonized for their boners.

In a Facebook post on Friday, O’Neil — who is hoping to be Ohio’s Democratic candidate for governor — announced that he had sexed up “approximately 50 very attractive females” in the last 50 years, and hopes to get that out of the way so that we can all talk about the real issues, like marijuana decriminalization and the opioid epidemic.

LOOK. Let me be very clear here, Bill. I do not care if you are, indeed, a sex machine to all the chicks. I will not slut shame you. I don’t care if you are into romantic hayloft sex with Sen. Bob Taft or his gorgeous personal secretary, I will not kink shame you. Even if you’re into like, furries or quicksand or giant ladies stepping on you like you are a bug, or watching ladies sit on balloons. Go to that Eyes Wide Shut sex party, put on your sparkliest rhinoceros mask, and be well. As long as everyone is consenting, it’s cool. That is the key word here, consenting.

To take this reckoning that is happening and turn it into “Oh no! The women have declared war against our boners! We must stop them before it is too late and no one can ever have a boner again!” is myopic and demeaning. To suggest that consensual sexual experiences you have had, or that anyone has had, have anything to do with this discussion we are having about sexual harassment and sexual assault, is missing the point entirely.

You are a judge, Bill. As a judge, you should be aware of the differences between “sexual indiscretions from long ago” and “non-consensual sexual harassment or assault.” Some might even say it is part of your job. You will notice that no one here is getting in trouble for that key party they attended back in 1975, but rather for doing things to women (and men!) that they did not want. For abusing their power. For thinking that power entitled them to other people’s bodies.

Given all of your varied romantic encounters with women, I am surprised that you never learned that we are pretty good at multi-tasking. Not only can we bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan, we can simultaneously care deeply about the failings of our criminal justice system and not want anyone’s hands on our tits without an invite. Amazing how that works. I suppose it is just one of the many wonders of being a woman in this world.

Sexual harassment and sexual assault, despite what Judge O’Neil may think, are “real” issues. They are very real issues to those of us who have experienced them and to those of us who would prefer to not experience them in the future. May I note that Al Franken, himself, is not denying that. He is not denying Leann Tweeden’s experience or referring to this as a “sexual indiscretion from decades ago.” This is an important conversation we all need to be having. It is just as important as legalizing pot. In fact, I might even suggest that it is more important than legalizing pot.

If Judge O’Neil can’t see that, let’s hope there’s another Democratic candidate for Governor of Ohio who can.

[Cleveland.com | H/T @PommesPommes]

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  • Joe Beese

    Good use of the “this is not a war on your boner” tag.

  • DerrickWildcat

    That picture alone probably got him like 15 chicks.

    • Joe Beese

      His head looks like a pencil eraser.

      • DerrickWildcat

        He’s hiding his wrinkly ol’ neck.

      • Johnatx

        The obligatory “pencil eraser libelzz!”

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      Only because of the dog!

  • Michael R
  • Vagenda and Pee-ara

    “After another woman came forward accusing Jeffrey Tambor of sexual misconduct, both GLAAD and Transparent writer Our Lady J have provided statements in support of the alleged victims, and — either directly or by implication — against Tambor’s continued presence on the show. The claims against the actor are currently being investigated in house at Amazon Studios, where writers have already gotten to work on the show’s fifth season. But, according to the The Hollywood Reporter, creator Jill Soloway has asked for “the right amount of time to creatively write Maura out of the show, possibly with a death.”

    Jeffrey Tambor has given a statement admitting to “flaws,” but maintains he is “not a predator and the idea that someone might see me in that way is more distressing than I can express.””

    http://www.vulture.com/2017/11/glaad-transparent-writer-want-jeffrey-tambor-off-the-show.html

  • TundraGrifter

    He’s a complicated man…Well, actually, he is a simpleton.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      No one understands him but his peener

      • TundraGrifter

        Looking at his photo, his dog isn’t that into him.

  • Me not sure

    So, Senator Bob Taft was his first true love?… Maybe I read that wrong, but it doesn’t seem so.

  • Vagenda and Pee-ara

    I hope Senator Bob Taft was gentle with him.

    • TundraGrifter

      “Taft the Shaft?”

      • Historicat

        I can dig it.

        • TundraGrifter

          I think somebody would need a bookmark to find it.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    He does not seem firmly seated in reality.

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      I get the feeling this is more of a personal’s ad than anything else.

      • TundraGrifter

        Or a cry for help from the dark recesses of his shriveled soul.

  • So what is round on both ends and hi in the middle? Ohio Judge O’Neil’s dick?

  • TundraGrifter

    “I don’t care if you are into romantic hayloft sex…”

    Who isn’t? That’s where Lucy Ewing spent half her time on Dallas (the other half was posing coming out of the swimming pool).

  • Blender_415

    Sex on a sandy beach was a one-time learning experience when I was much younger and way more adventurous. Sex in quicksand? No. Way.

    p.s. O’Neill is totally out of touch with reality and really doesn’t need to be the Dem candidate for governor. He’s creepy as fuck.

  • Mr. Blobfish
    • TundraGrifter

      “Randy” looks like he would fit right into the Folsom Street Fair – skip the jeans and just wear the chaps.

  • CripesAmighty

    Sure hope there’s a decent (D) bench in Ohio cuz, NEXT!…thanksferstoppingby…

  • Ellie

    “I don’t care if you are into romantic hayloft sex…”

    I don’t either…but haylofts are itchy, scratchy places and to me, do not seem romantic at all. However, that may be colored by the fact that the hayloft I played in as a child, was right over a dairy barn, and it may be the memory of the effluvia, that I find unromantic.

  • Shieldmaidenwannabe

    I am so comforted that a State Supreme Court judge can’t understand the difference between assault/rape/molestation and concensensual sex with another adult. Arrogant and clueless tool.

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      someone check into his rulings on the issue stat

  • Ωbjectifier

    *swipes left*

    • (((fka_donnie_d))), SOB

      Indeed, all of human history, the microprocessor revolution, the development of the PDA, and the invention of the smartphone have been but delicious appetizers leading to the main course that is this comment

  • vivian

    Dude, just buy the red sports car already. Amplifying your sad mid-life crisis with social media is tedious for the rest of us.

  • Mr. Blobfish
  • Indiepalin

    They say this cat O’Neil is a bad muther-

    • TundraGrifter

      Shut your mouth!

      • Ωbjectifier

        Talkin’ ’bout Daft.

        • Daniel

          I dig it.

          • Ricky Gay

            He’s a complicated man and no one understands him but his “women”
            Chorus: LAUGHED!
            Right on.

  • Shieldmaidenwannabe

    Oh, I forgot so mention that the graphic is great!

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    He forgot to mention he calls it “sex” when you rub up against female strangers on the bus.

    • TundraGrifter

      “Frottage” isn’t a French hors d’oeuvre.

  • yyyaz

    This is what happens to political discourse when an actual sex criminal is installed as the country’s putative leader.

    • (((fka_donnie_d))), SOB

      Yes, it is a fact that certain behavior which may or may not have been interpreted as goofing around in the past is now being preemptively, defensively, and aggressively redefined as assault. There is nothing wrong with that whatsoever.

      • marshlc

        I’m a sixty year old woman whose numbers put whatshisnames up there to shame, most of them from the seventies and early eighties. And, yes, a lot of behaviour that is now considered sexual assault was, at the time, not considered so, even by those it was performed against. I was there, I remember.

        So, if I hear about something that happened back in 1977 that is definitely not OK now, but wouldn’t have really raised any eyebrows then, I don’t get too excited.

        But – and here’s the point – we’ve been talking about this issue ever since the seventies. Many many women have come forward about behaviour that bothered, hurt, and traumatized them, where the men involved may have felt that they were being a little skeezy, at worst.

        Decent men went “Oh, shit, I didn’t realize. I won’t do that anymore” and stopped doing it. As the conversation continued, other behaviours may have come to light that they also, then, stopped – because they learned that they were hurtful, and being decent men, had no wish to be hurtful to the women they had sex with.

        These men are not the problem.

        Men who pretend that they didn’t know that women often felt harassed and fearful and assaulted, men who pretend they just didn’t notice any of the millions of TV shows, magazine and newspaper articles, lawsuits, hearings, firings, harassment seminars in the last fifty fucking years?

        Those men are the problem. If you did something that was not OK, don’t pretend you didn’t know it was not OK. Don’t pretend that this is sudden, and you had no idea.

        • (((fka_donnie_d))), SOB

          This. All of this.

        • (((fka_donnie_d))), SOB

          And, more to the point; if you attempt to normalize this shit by electing an asshole who doesn’t give even a microfuck, you will get pushback from everybody on everything. As well you should.

  • Rachel Book Harlot
    • OutOfOrbit

      i know i a idiot you donut have to torture me with maths!

  • Persistent Demme

    I’m tired and demoralized by this “who’s gonna get it next?” sexual harassment stuff.
    Wake me up when there’s an indictment.

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    let’s hope there’s another Democratic candidate for Governor of Ohio who can.

    A woman candidate

  • Juan de Fuca
  • Saxo the Grammarian

    So I googled “sex machine” and Bill O’Neill’s name and picture did *not* come up. It’s RIGGED, I tell you.

  • Republican Chicks were way different back in 1967…
    https://i.ytimg.com/vi/YLGjS_6KmjE/hqdefault.jpg

    No, not really

  • Kiri the Unicorn

    Please do not fuck in the hayloft. That’s my lunch, and if anypony ruts in it, it should be me.

    • Duke

      Dirt, sand, twigs, bugs…

      That outdoor stuff is best left to the non-humans.

      • Kiri the Unicorn

        That’s why I usually use the wash stall. The drain in the floor makes clean-up a breeze!

    • Indeniable Ron

      So THAT’S why it tastes off.

      • Kiri the Unicorn

        Er, sorry about that…

        *embarrassed*

        • Indeniable Ron

          Hey, I didn’t say it was BAD…

    • natoslug

      C’mon, everyone loves a nice crab dinner!

      • Ricky Gay

        Ewww

    • Shibusa

      ‘Make [sexytime in the] hay while the sun shines!”

  • Dept. of Space Tacos

    prof just brought this case up:

    (white) Pilot running brothels in Houston:

    Court records show investigators believe the women advertised online and paid Wallis $400 a week. He was accused in court records of recruiting five women at a time and having sex with them before putting them to work as prostitutes. If convicted in a jury trial, Wallis could have faced a maximum of 20 years in prison.

    The judge ordered Wallis to spend five years on deferred adjudication probation, pay $2,000 fine and perform 150 hours of community service — which he suggested he serve at a woman’s shelter.

    (If the pilot suggested comm. service at woman’s shelter, ew. If the judge suggested it – WTF judge?)

    http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/Former-United-pilot-admits-to-running-Houston-12360600.php

    • Wonky Magoo

      Maybe he could serve as a punching bag?

    • Doug Langley

      You know, I’ve had job interviews where I had to give samples of my work. Does that make me a . . . ?

  • Duke

    What was he thinking?

    No…

    Was he thinking?

  • James Thain

    I want to be ‘heterosexual’ for a day just to tell this guy not to speak up on my behalf…

    • ZangoCrudmonger

      I’ll lend you my card. Go crazy.

      Of course, I’ll need to hold yours, ahem, for collateral.

      • BloviateMe

        Oh dang, that’s a great idea, trading cards for a day. I’d like to borrow a gay card for a day to go clothes shopping, my wardrobe is beyond drab.

    • SeeTrain65

      There are enough of us in Ohio already saying it.

      But of course, the redneck pussy-grabbers are all shouting us down.

  • CountryClubJihadi

    Men who use the term “females” instead of “women” are a special breed of unfuckable.

    • Indeniable Ron

      Unless they’re talking about, you know, species other than human.

    • Dept. of Space Tacos

      it’s common everyday among military personnel.

      • ziggywiggy

        Do they also commonly call men “males” ? Is that part of the training, because that would make sense.

        • Dept. of Space Tacos

          yes, they do. Like cops and doctors, basically.

          • eggs ackly-wright

            My drill Sgt in basic said, “Listen up, mens.”

          • BloviateMe

            Huh. One of my TI’s preferred “listen up dirtbags.”

    • natoslug

      I figured he was talking about all of the livestock he fucked, not women.

      • Beanz&Berryz

        He’s an openly speciesist.

  • Saxo the Grammarian

    Btw, this national conversation about sexual assault and harassment may be sad-inducing and mad-inducing, but it is necessary and healthy. I am disappointed in Al Franken, bigly. He couldn’t resist the temptation to take liberties with his colleague. And that’s what women face every day. Every woman I know has experienced skeevy behavior on the part of colleagues, supervisors, teachers, pastors… you name it. I guess we have a long way to go to learn how to treat each other with respect.

  • Dept. of Space Tacos

    Yay!

    With the curve, I got a 100 on my last immigration law test!

    (And a “very good” on my essay. Those are tough with this prof.

    Yayyayayay

  • Resistor Radio

    I just wish he woulda said something like “hey, I’ve had a lot of sex in my life, and if my opposition wants to paint that as immoral they can go fuck themselves because all my sexing has been consensual.”

    Or said nothing at all.
    But I’m assuming that he was trying to get ahead of oppo.

    • Mike Steele

      We’re assuming he wanted to advertise, but was too cheap to go on match.com.
      (Edit to note that we did not add link – it came up automatically!)

  • President in Exile Firefly

    I have a shamefully low number of sex partners. Guess I can’t run for office.

    • BloviateMe

      One extended orgy can hoist you into the running.

      • President in Exile Firefly

        I’m listening…

        • Kiri the Unicorn

          *brushes mane, shines hooves, mixes up fresh J-Lube, picks stray bits of alfalfa from his teeth…*

          • BloviateMe

            I’d like to see that horn buffed up nice and shiny.

          • Kiri the Unicorn

            http://www.bluemaize.net/im/shoes/shoe-polisher-3.jpg

            The wall bracket had to be custom-made.

          • President in Exile Firefly

            Don’t saddle yourself with these kinds of obligations.

          • 🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️

            No need to rein yourself in. Get out there and stirrup some trouble!

      • Ricky Gay

        Tell me more about this hoist!

    • natoslug

      As a heterosexual white male who is fairly confident that I’ve only had consensual sex, I have no place in politics either.

  • Mike Steele

    Yo, Bill – can I call you Bill, or would you prefer ‘you self-absorbed asswipe’? There are likely several gals in your narrative who have gone on to have successful careers and fulfilling lives w/o you, and would have preferred not to be doxxed by an arrogant, insensitive, kissin’ (er, maybe?) and tellin’ (er,braggin?) douchebag. If this is the (D) for Ohio Gov, self-respecting stoners will head to CO or Canada to get a buzz on.

  • Vagenda and Pee-ara

    “It can be difficult to recall all the individual low points we’ve experienced so far in 2017. Like: remember when an about-to-be Congressman physically assaulted a reporter for having the temerity to ask him a question about health care policy?

    That lawmaker was Montana’s Greg Gianforte, and records made public on Friday show that shortly after body slamming the Guardian’s Ben Jacobs in May, he falsely told police that Jacobs had been the belligerent one.

    Sergeant Scott Secor of the Gallatin County sheriff’s office wrote that when he interviewed Gianforte in a parking lot in the aftermath of the assault, Gianforte said that Jacobs had “stuck a microphone in my face” and had been “interrogating in a very intensive way.” Gianforte told Secor, “I probably shouldn’t do it but I reached out for his phone … he grabbed my wrist, he spun, and we ended up on the floor … so he pulled me down on top of him.””

    Gianforte basically said “the liberal media made me do it.” These people are simply deranged.
    http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/11/congressman-who-assaulted-reporter-lied-to-police-about-it.html

    • Indeniable Ron

      It feels like a more innocent time, doesn’t it?

      • Resistor Radio

        Jeez, that was only this year? The women’s march feels like it was over a decade ago.

        • Indeniable Ron

          Now you know how WE feel.
          – dogs

  • Master of the Gothic Script

    I think he was actually bragging and trying to dress it up as staying ahead of any oppo research.

    • Juan de Fuca

      I think if they ever come up with an award for the absolute worst humble brag of the year on social media, they should it name it the Bill O’Neill Award.

  • gene108

    I don’t think he really wants to be governor and is using this as a way to kill his chances without seeming like a wuss and dropping out.

    • Spurning Beer

      Remember how Ohio went in the 2016 presidential election.

  • folderol

    As a heterosexual man, I would just like to brag confess that I have had sex with every real female that has written to Penthouse Forum in the entire history of the magazine. Yes, it was me they were all talking about. Unless they were talking about another woman, in which case I was undoubtedly there, watching.

  • TundraGrifter

    Worst craigslist M4W ever.

    • HogeyeGrex

      Still a better love story than Twilight.
      On the fence here.

      • Better written sex than 50 Shades.

        • Resistance Fighter Astraea

          I’d read 50 Shades before I’d read this guy’s self-published erotica.

          • I read 50 Shades when it was self-published Twilight fan fiction

          • Shanzgood

            I’m sorry for your loss.

          • I read two pages of the book and went “i’ve already read this…what the fuck?”

          • Resistance Fighter Astraea

            I’ve ready some bad fanfic, but I stay clear of the het.

          • Especially since this dude seems to think sexual harassment is merely a Penthouse Forum letter.

        • Indeniable Ron

          And some of us are still waiting for the Rifftrax version. You listening, Mike and Kevin and Bill?

  • TJ Barke
  • Mr. Blobfish

    He must be a hit with the laydeez down at the HOA.

  • CountryClubJihadi

    I assume the redhead he referenced can be easily identified in his social circle. Did she give permission to be outed as having fucked this guy?

    • Shanzgood

      I wondered about that, too.

    • ziggywiggy

      He also said where they worked.

  • anon_the_great

    50 very attractive females
    And 3 ugly ones

    That was more or less the motto for a chain of locally owned Seattle area strip clubs.

    • eggs ackly-wright

      Good old Roger Forbes.

    • Shanzgood

      Oh, shit. I remember them!

    • Master Contrail Program

      That’s just basic strip club ad copy. I’ve seen and heard the same line for clubs here in Tampa. Of course it had to originate from somewhere.

  • BloviateMe

    Need to apply guy math here, so 50/3=16.667.

    Rounding DOWN, 16 is the max number of women he’s done the dirty sexy funtime with.

    As you were.

    • Shanzgood

      Hey, I didn’t think one a year was unrealistic.

      • BloviateMe

        I find the guys that feel the need to brag about it aren’t necessarily honest.

        • Shanzgood

          Oh, yeah. My ex gave me one “number” but then totally slipped when he mentioned how many he told the doctor he was getting his STI testing from. He was off by 20 or so. Why, though? It’s so stupid.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      Virgin Bill

    • Querolous

      Rosie Fingers 48, Drunk #1 and Drunk #2. Adds up to 50.

  • Getting ahead of possible oppo research is a good idea. But this here was some serious execution fail.

    • Resistor Radio

      This is why you don’t let your candidate control their social media accounts without oversight.

      • theCryptofishist

        Hint, hint, White House.

  • SayItWithWookies

    That statement of his is really disqualifying. Not because he’s fucked a lot of women (yay him, whatever) or is being open about his sexual history in case someone uses it against him. But because, in this next fucking three years, the last thing we need is another goddamn politician who manages to make everything about him.

    I get the feeling that O’Neil’s courtroom has a lot of statements like “I sentence the defendant to two years’ probation — which is nothing compared to the time I had to blah blah blah blah…” There are other options, O’Neil — like if you didn’t do anything wrong and nobody’s accusing of doing anything wrong, you’re perfectly within your bounds to shut the fuck up.

  • Michael R
    • Resistor Radio

      Yeah – that line was FUCKED UP. Implies that dudes being named as harassers are just red-blooded normal guys.

    • Shanzgood

      OT: When I watched re-runs of that as a kid, I thought it was kinda wrong when she got a “boyfriend” on the show.

      • rosenbomb

        You were really in tune with things; she does seem like a queer character. I wonder if she helped any kids in the 70s ask themselves some questions.

        • Shanzgood

          I wasn’t, really. I had no clue about Siegfried and Roy until just a few years ago. Maybe my gaydar wasn’t ALWAYS defective, though.

      • BloviateMe

        I maintain Sam the butcher was a genius serial killer.

    • Resistance Fighter Astraea

      We so rarely hear their viewpoint.

      • Kiri the Unicorn

        Yeah, I can’t even imagine what their lives must be like…

        • Shibusa

          What with all their terrible “economic anxiety” and everything…

    • shivaskeeper

      I didn’t ask him to speak for me. Just saying.

    • He could saved himself a lot of time by simply saying “Boys will be boys (wink wink, nudge, nudge).”

  • OrG

    I used to know a guy who said shit like this. He was lying.

    • Just one?

    • Resistor Radio

      “They were MODELS, I’m used to dating MODELS. They just throw themselves at me, all these sexy MODELS.”

    • BloviateMe

      I was merely exaggerating, not lying. You said you’d keep it on the down-low.

    • rosenbomb

      Reminds me of this guy I met in college whose number of sexual partners fluctuated throughout the semester. He once said it was over 20, then suddenly it was down closer to 12.

    • ZangoCrudmonger

      His trophy redheaded woman haunts him still as the one who didn’t come back for more. Such a singular characterization upon which to dwell.

  • (((fka_donnie_d))), SOB

    And, let’s all collectively get out our silver flatware and cut the shit. Anybody who’s held down a job for longer than 10 seconds knows the difference between taking criticism and being defensive. But somehow these assholes think that they are entitled to run the debate like their own personal little twitter feed. If you fucked up, own it and learn from it. Don’t try to minimize it or pretend it’s not a big deal.

  • WilbyToad

    Emails reveal Tony Perkins knew GOP lawmaker sexually assaulted teen — but kept it quiet

    by TOM BOGGIONI, RawStory
    https://www.rawstory.com/2017/11/emails-reveal-tony-perkins-knew-gop-lawmaker-sexually-assaulted-teen-but-kept-it-quiet/

    Tony Perkins. A name that can curdle milk in the fridge a week before expiration.

    • Michael R
      • Bill D. Burger

        And he’s on record as saying such events are punishment from Gawwd’ for homosexing’ and outside-of-marriage perverse behavior.
        Boom goes the dynamite!

        • Indeniable Ron

          ‘I’m not into assholes lying in My name either.’

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Proof there is no God: This asshat is not a pile of smoking meat.

    • Indeniable Ron

      Once again he demonstrates that ‘The Liar Tony Perkins’ is the perfect sobriquet for him.

      • Amy!

        Today on our show: Professional Liar and Moral Scold Tony Perkins, head of the Frequent Recidivists’ Council. Welcome, Tony! What lies are you telling today?

    • Tishalicious

      It’s a lovely Name. Shame that brilliant actor had to share it with this douchecanoe.

      • WilbyToad

        You’re absolutely correct. I was locked in gear.

    • Villago Delenda Est
  • ziggywiggy

    I read a comment on FB from a guy who was angry that someone had said people should sue this judge. He totally missed the point and started ranting that he was ugly and had fucked many women(I think he just wanted to brag) and that people wouldn’t say anything if a woman were to brag about her sexual history. I pointed out that it wasn’t about having sex with many people it was the fact that the judge had also given out the personal details of his partners including where they worked and no one really wanted to hear that shit.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    “…and then the murders began”, anyone?

  • Daniel

    Dear Whitehouse Forum,

    I never thought this would happen to me…

  • Uncle Mark

    Now that Mr Casanova has felt the need to beat his chest and tell us about his exploits of women playing “connect the liver spots” with him, watch some woman/women come forward with their own “Tales of Ewwwww” about this creep. We’ll find out that he’s either not as wholesome as he appears, or that one could boil a 3 minute egg in the time it takes him to make that “passionate hayloft lovin'”

    • amrak63

      Why not both?

  • Ωbjectifier

    Wilt Chamberlain is unimpressed.

  • Bill D. Burger

    “It ranged from a gorgeous blonde secretary to Senator Bob Taft (Senior) who was my first true love and we made passionate love in the hayloft….”

    Syntax and punctuation are everything, huh? Sounded like a well rounded sexual history there for a minute. Just wondered initially if he cleared the revelation with Taft? And then I read the end of the rambling sentence.

    • Shanzgood

      I thought he was coming out as wel!

      • Vagenda and Pee-ara

        I thought he was announcing the opening of his new antique shop “Bi Curios.”

        • theCryptofishist

          I’m going to have to grow some more arms, so I can upfist that enough.

    • ZangoCrudmonger

      Yes, he did fuck Senator Taft, his first true love.

      Let’s just leave it at that.

      • Bill D. Burger
        • ZangoCrudmonger

          Those are some serious pants. The man does wear a suit well, unlike some who may or not be named Donald.

        • Kiri the Unicorn

          The vest is what does it for me.

        • theCryptofishist

          I notice he’s placed himself in front of the festive dildos, so yes, a lot of fun.

          • ViveLaResistance!

            …in front of the festive Martian antennae.

            FIFY

    • armed_bears

      I mean this honestly and without snark: That sentence should be in every 6th grade grammar textbook: Useful, to the point and something they would read and immediately understand.

      Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning? Well, let’s add super sexxxy Ohio Democrats to the mix FTW!

    • BloviateMe

      I genuinely had to reread that sentence a couple times.

    • Mike Steele

      He obviously eats, shoots and leaves.

    • IdiokraticKulturKommissar

      Senator Taft could not be reached for comment.

    • Miles Monroe
  • johnnyknj

    Brings new meaning to “here comes da judge..”

    • Indeniable Ron

      Ew.

  • Indeniable Ron

    Woulda posted this sooner, but I’ve been busy splitting apart a download of The Shaggs’ ‘Philosophy of the World’ album. No, I do not know why. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENnAa7rqtBM

  • The Librarian

    Not only did the judge miss the point, but did anybody really need to hear the details of where he did the deeds and whom he had sex with? If I was one of those ladies I wouldn’t be thrilled to have my sex life exposed on Twitter.

  • Juan de Fuca

    “Progressive can’t stop you from humiliating yourself on Facebook but we can save you money when you bundle home and auto insurance.”

    • Nockular cavity

      He boned the Progressive chick at the battle of Gallipoli? That’s what I got out of his bro-story.

      • Juan de Fuca

        The day he became revered as Judge William Mustapha Ataderp.

  • BadKitty904

    Nice photo – “Ohio Supreme Court Judge Bill O’Neil and one of his bitches

    • Mike Steele

      Note doggy eye-roll:)

      • natoslug

        That’s her “is it in yet?” face.

  • Mavenmaven

    Poe’s law is truly dead, because the only way a human being in times past (like a year ago) could be understood to have written something like that was as satire. Ugh.

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      It’s quite the humble brag, isn’t it?

      • folderol

        Where was the humble?

  • Mavenmaven
  • Mike Steele

    You must not have been too memorable, Bill, as we haven’t noticed any of the ladies extolling the experience in public.

    • puredog

      If you’ve ever seen Bill eat a cheeseburger the way he used to do, you’d get it.

  • Swampay

    Cross posting – I wrote this on a friend’s FB thread about Al Franken.
    It’s important for all of us, mostly men, to consider our past actions and think about who we may have hurt. It’s important for us to recognize that the definitions and expectations we grew up with may be invalid, may be wrong. We have all made mistakes. We have all done stupid and hurtful things. We should apologize for some of those things and hope for forgiveness. We should expect pain when we recognize the hurt some of our actions may have caused. Some of us should expect legal ramifications if we are honest about our pasts. We should all be honest about our pasts.
    We are not all monsters. Well meaning people can do stupid and hurtful things. We should own up to our actions and bear the consequences. Many times the consequences will be between the parties involved. Worse cases will involve the law or the will of the voters.
    We should all, always, strive to reduce the pain we inflict on others. We should all, always, apologize and ask forgiveness for our mistakes. We should all continually update our understanding of the negative effects we may have on others and seek instead to have only positive effect.
    We will fail. All of us. We must continually seek to be better and to ask forgiveness for our failings.

  • amrak63
  • Villago Delenda Est

    Well, he got his 15 minutes of Internet fame.

    He’s happy now.

  • Belasaurius

    Here’s a nice pic of Franken’s accuser sexually assaulting a married man.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5a015fc441631e48e2b8afe8df13c2df1f726006e33c2e27768d042c589d401c.jpg

    • gene108

      I don’t think we need to down the road of using someone’s sexual history to “prove” she was asking for it or brought it on herself from prior conduct.

      • Belasaurius

        that’s not what I’m doing and you know it. I’m just waiting for the media crucifixtion to begin. Why is it OK for her to playfully grab ass without consequences?

        • Mike Steele

          It won’t. Her bio was eclectic enough that Franken could have challenged her from the jump. He didn’t. Roger Stone went low, and the (D)s, mercifully, went high.

        • Resistance Fighter Astraea

          Because we don’t have a statement from Robin Williams saying she assaulted him? I mean this isn’t rocket science.

          In the meantime, trivializing reports of sexual harassment and assault isn’t helping anyone including Al Franken. Fuck this shit.

          • puredog

            I’m waiting. If Robin doesn’t speak up in her defense, she’s probably guilty.
            /s

      • bbayliss

        Except that she’s now saying that she doesn’t think he should resign and doesn’t want to take part in an investigation.
        He WANTS an investigation, she doesn’t,
        maybe because there were witnesses to the “kiss’ who will refute her story?
        The military escort already has in a tweet.

        • Belasaurius

          careful bb, you’ll upset gene’s sense of outrageousness

          • bbayliss

            Who’s “gene”?

          • Belasaurius

            gene108, who threw Al under the bus immediately, see start of thread

        • GHERKINS du RESISTANCE!

          Oh shit. Ever since Roger Stone tweeted about this, I wondered if the Ratfucker Party would try to pull off a double-axle false-flag backflip ratfuck.

          It would strengthen Roy Moore’s position (and all the others* taking the Bitches Be Lyin™ defense) if an accuser of sexual abuse showed up, and was subsequently proven to have been lying about it.

          Ugh. I don’t doubt her story, but if her story does fall apart, I wouldn’t put it past those monsters to have thought this angle through. I know without a doubt they would use it as further “evidence” that nothing happened in all the other cases we have, now and forevermore.

          *Pussgrab J. Sexpig

      • Juan de Fuca

        Agreed and this is why people with their false moral equivalency arguments crack me up.

        • Belasaurius

          and that’s why people who judge without context crack me up

    • a) is that Robin Williams?
      b) even if you’re a shitty person (I’m not saying she necessarily is, but even if she were) you can still be sexually assaulted, and it’s still bad.

      • Belasaurius

        yes it is Robin Williams. I’m not saying she should be shamed or assaulted because she grabbed a guy’s ass. I’m pointing out a double standard that is apparently believed by Wonketeers in this thread. When the media starts crucifying her, things will be equal

        • ZangoCrudmonger

          There’s the rub. I run with strippers and there is routine ass and tit grabbing, but that’s our crowd, and we don’t randomly play grab-ass with strangers.

          Have to be able to read the room.

          • Belasaurius

            So you’re saying context counts, which is I agree with, but too many so called liberals and progressives are throwing Franken under the bus without context. I’m glad he’s calling for an investigation

          • Juan de Fuca

            Her context is that he bullied her and forcibly stuck his tongue down her throat during that USO tour. Her smacking a friend on the ass who obviously had no problem with it is a totally different thing. Nobody is throwing Al under the bus. He apologized, she accepted it and he agreed to an ethics investigation.

            I don’t see the double standard when it comes to what your picture shows and what she accused Franken of.

          • Belasaurius

            That’s her story, which is already being contradicted by others who were there. Also, how do we know Williams was friends with this lady? Also, bullshit no one is throwing Al under the bus, people started doing that the moment the story broke and if you don’t see that, then you’re as fucking blind as you think I am

          • Shanzgood

            There’s too much to unpack in the OP’s post and comments about “equality” but I think this is good. The two situations are NOT comparable, including the power dynamics having to do with gender and the fact that she wasn’t in the position to screw up Robin’s career he objected.

        • Resistance Fighter Astraea

          Dude come on, you post a photo without context and we’re supposed to be outraged or whatever? Who the fuck even knows what their relationship was?

  • Shanzgood

    I also wonder…at what point did he decide to keep track of how many? I mean, I know my “number” because it’s not that difficult. But after a certain point, I’d just go “eh, so what?”

    • Mike Steele

      We’re guessin’ he’s had the same headboard since junior high.

    • Juan de Fuca

      I’ve got a pet theory that this guy read a few harlequin romance novels and just ran with it.

      • Shanzgood

        I had sex in a deer blind about 20′ high…but I ain’t sayin who my partner was. That’d be rude.

        • folderol

          Was it Bill O’Neil? You can say.

          • Shanzgood

            Erm…it wasn’t. You’ve got 325,322,427 more guesses.

    • I have an educated guess for mine, specifically because I never actually did the “notch on the headboard” thing (and I drink a lot, also, too…)

    • Maybe

      I suspect he carves notches in his penis.

      • puredog

        “Ribbed for her pleasure.”

    • Blanche Beecham

      (Ahem, let me lady-splain to men folk that don’t get it in a condescending way that increases testosterone.)

      The penis is his best friend. The penis will lie – “You can have that, you are a sexual bomb sent to make ladies’ panties fall off.” [lies] Somewhere along the line, it isn’t enough for the penis to contribute to Penthouse forum letters. The penis becomes bored. The penis needs a sport and some significant way to gain clout, honor and awe from other mans.
      The number, the number – how much? How long? How big around? How many? Is it more than anyone else in the history of the world?
      It is really about having a score to compete with other males.

    • He did address that:

      He told the publication the number “50” could be incorrect since he “doesn’t keep count”.

      So he could just be telling a 45-women lie, which common among the kind of “locker-room talk” that O’Neill is indulging in for public consumption.

      • SeeTrain65

        He can count all the women he’s had in one hand.

        (PHRASING IS CRITICAL.)

        • Well there was his wicked orgy with Madame Palm and her
          five daughters….

    • 🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️

      I heard from an ex-lover about a friend of hers, whose mother told her if you can remember the names of all the partners you’ve had then you’re not promiscuous. After she filled the second notebook with names, she decided “to heck with it”.

      • Shan

        Lol! I remember their first AND last names and am still friendly with a few.

  • BadKitty904

    Michelle Obama Just Gave the Best Life Advice for the Trump Era
    https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/michelle-obama-life-advice-trump_us_5a0ef57ee4b045cf43710100?ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009

    If you’re like most humans, the current political climate has caused you some excess anxiety or tension. Recent research shows that the majority of Americans are stressed about the future of the nation and even relationships with loved ones are feeling the strain.

    Michelle Obama is here to offer some guidance on how to deal with it all ― and her advice is pretty spot on.

  • Lyly Sirivong

    How can you be a judge if you don’t know the basic definition of words ?

    • Mike Steele

      Dunno…maybe ask Roy Moore?

    • bbayliss

      republican

    • Maybe you’re a like a really, really good ghost hunter?

    • Maybe

      I’m surprised you can be a Dem. It’s Repubs who “win” arguments by changing what words mean.

    • SeeTrain65

      Ohio GOP judges have built profitable careers on their stupidity.

      I hoped the ones on our side would have a bit better judgement. There goes that dream.

  • Zonath

    Dude says he wants to speak on behalf of all heterosexual males and then talks entirely about himself. Not all heterosexual males fucked Senator Bob Taft (Senior), Bill. We may like him as an individual, but it’s just not like that.

    • Nockular cavity

      Ah, but President Taft: that man was a whole lot of lovin’.

  • Nockular cavity

    Does he have a website where you can donate hot steaming cups of Shut The Fuck Up?

    • JustDon’tSayConfabulation

      With some Whipped Idiot on top?

  • Maybe

    Quantity above quality, huh?

    I wonder who has lower standards: him or his chicks? I’ll go with the chicks.

    • theCryptofishist

      They were drunk or coming off bad endings or completely imaginary. I’m sure that I’ve see that red head in a Progressive commercial, for instance.

  • Carpe Vagenda

    I think we’ve come to Glenn Greenwald’s #metoo moment

    https://mobile.twitter.com/JulianAssange/status/931532670928064518

    • That is just funny all over

    • Miss Dill

      That is freaking hilarious…I almost peed myself on a couple of them. I’m gonna have to sign up for the Twitter. I’d been resisting but I spend a lot of time on my computer reading funny tweets now. Thanks for posting. : )

  • Amy!

    I’ve cleaned up the punctuation of that long conjunction-spliced sentence in his announcement, adding commas and separating it into its obviously separate sentences.

    It ranged from a gorgeous personal secretary, to Senator Bob Taft (Senior), who was my first true love. [and] We made passionate love in the hayloft of her parents’ barn, in Gallipolis. [and] Ended with a drop dead gorgeous red head who was a senior advisor, to Peter Lewis at Progressive Insurance in Cleveland.

    • Mike Steele

      Valiant effort, though totally undeserved.

    • Blanche Beecham

      Dang it Amy! – I just posted a mockery of this.

  • Blanche Beecham

    I think it was brave to come out as Bisexual in that post, a little on the braggart side and probably a little name dropping prideful to say he made passionate love to Senator Bob Taft, Sr. in the barn loft belonging to Senator Taft’s secretary’s parents.

    You do you, Bill. Also your dog looks like he’s seen some real shit go down and you bore him/her.

  • amrak63
  • BloviateMe

    Anybody see that MSN article about gay and bisexual Hollywood legends? Interesting.

    Greta Garbo got around, bless her soul.

    • amrak63

      So she didn’t always want to be alone?

      • MsEdgyNation

        Famous misquote. “I never said, ‘I want to be alone.’ I only said, ‘I want to be left alone.’ There is all the difference.”

    • bbayliss

      Bessie Smith

    • puredog

      Marlene.

      • Daniel

        Who used to share a flat with Leni Riefenstahl.

        Who also got around a lot.

    • ConnieHinesDorothyProvine

      I imagine that the bigots want to boycott any movie starring any LGBT person. I once went through a list of LGBT celebrities, and concluded that the haters will have to boycott almost every famous movie.

  • Red Bird

    I think this guy just did us a favor of knowing who not to support for Democratic candidate for governor.
    Also, the dog looks like it can vouche for the judge’s abilities.

    • theCryptofishist

      Yes, that does look like canine nausea.

  • bbayliss

    “In my younger days I got “more ass than a toilet seat”, Boy did I bang the bitches, and they loved it! I nailed about a million of them and each one was more beautiful than the last. They were beggin’ me for it.
    My attitude toward these ho’s and my awesomeness has had no effect on any decisions I’ve returned, Can I be your Governor now?”

  • amrak63

    RE: Judge O’Neil’s comments.

    https://i.imgur.com/4bxO9j9.jpg

    • bbayliss

      It’s still early, but I suspect you’re right.

      • JustDon’tSayConfabulation

        Nope. Too early, and Twitler’s entry to the contest hasn’t been reviewed yet.

        • amrak63

          “Ivanka, hold Daddy’s beer.”

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    If Judge O’Neil can’t see that, let’s hope there’s another Democratic candidate for Governor of Ohio who can.

    There is.

    • Mike Steele

      Lady MS sez: Bingo! CFPB experience alone was enough, but (as a one-time contestant and first-round loser) consider his awesome Jeopardy! performance the clincher:) Learned the hard way that it’s much easier from a barstool…

  • Jacob DiCiaula

    Some poor campaign manager right now is in his candidate’s office saying “if you’re considering a social media post about sexing all the ladies, please let us opine first”

    • Shanzgood

      And maybe asking permission if the women he named? That was kind of creepy.

      • JustDon’tSayConfabulation

        Right? That’s just Doing It 101: Discretion.

    • Actually “some poor campaign manager” put in his resignation nitice stating that he wasn’t going to put up with this sexist bull.

  • Bananas Foster

    I feel like baking cakes for all the decent men in my life.

    • Royal Ugly Dude

      Those are the cakes we like.

    • Shanzgood

      I feel like a lot of decent men who have been reading this stuff recently and finally realizing how pervasive this shit is have been giving out cakes as well. Part of me feels like I shouldn’t have to feel grateful but part of me actually IS. That part is also…relieved? It’s complicated.

  • Ten bucks says he pulled this stunt because not all of them were consensual.

  • Relativicus

    Kasich doesn’t really need O’Neill for him to win, but he appreciates his support.

  • I wonder if that dog on his lap has felt the judicial boner.

    • mailman27

      #51

  • Beautiful Soup

    We all know that Bob Taft (Senior) died before this dude was born, right?

  • puredog

    I remember reading that and thinking, yeah, this guy is just trying to get out in front of the curve, but MAN does he have a tin ear (besides the stuff Robyn mentioned). That is, his gratuitously humblebrag descriptions of his “conquests” made my head hurt.

    • laineypc

      I feel sorry for the Onion.

  • Royal Ugly Dude

    Cool story, bro. Everyone knows Gallipolis is populated with sexy Gauls. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bb55953872662264aa49fc32af45dbe1e4bceb2eff391306e0217007b3f112e9.jpg

    • Royal Ugly Dude

      And another thing: Why do some states elect their supreme court justices? Elected judges don’t make better decisions, and the office seems to attract wierdos like Roy Moore.

      • TundraGrifter

        It’s a terrible idea. John Grisham wrote a novel about it – then on 60 Minutes you can see it happened in real life down in Mississippi.

        • laineypc

          Not sure it matters in Mississippi.

          • TundraGrifter

            Oh yes it does. Read the book and watch the 60 Minutes article. It matters a great deal.

  • motmelere

    So this judge! just wants to get out in front of anyone who might have remorse, shame or whatever raping pigs think make women ‘change their minds’ later. This. Does. Not. Happen.

  • bubbuhh

    Them Xian Fundies – So Full Of Hateful Dick Joke Shit

    ‘More women are sexual predators than men’: South Carolina pastor blames ‘war on men’ to defend Roy Moore

    It’s teh wimmenz and teh homos!!! They takin all teh menz precious bodily fluidz, leavin them weak n banned frum teh mall.

    “Women are chasing young boys up and down the road, but we don’t hear about that because it’s not PC.”

    “The pedophiles will be here tomorrow. The men who dress like women will be here.”

    “The world wants to educate our children to be tolerant of homosexuals. The homosexuals can’t grow in number unless they recruit. How do they recruit? They sodomize. That’s the only way.”

    I wonder how he knows teh sodomy iz such a good recruitment tool.

    https://www.rawstory.com/2017/11/more-women-are-sexual-predators-than-men-south-carolina-pastor-blames-war-on-men-to-defend-roy-moore/

    • javadavis

      What makes him think that ‘the homosexuals’ want to grow in number? Projection!

    • I though the gamosexual recruiters used toaster ovens, like the credit card companies do.

    • ConnieHinesDorothyProvine

      For the record, I relish the thought of Kim Basinger using me as her sex toy.

    • miss_grundy

      I think that preacher is just pissed off that women didn’t chase him.

  • I must apologize Robyn. I see now that I didn’t need to create my post on this yesterday. I should have known you’d be on it, and express the point i wanted to make better than I could. 👍

  • Jenny

    “I’ve sexed up a lot of ladies, you know.”

    “Umm, thanks Grandpa. Does Grandma know?.”

    “She was there!”

    • Begin Anew Day

      (( ;>)

  • Jenny

    The 50 chicks isn’t that impressive. He is old. That’s what two chicks a year? My ex has him beat in spades and he isn’t even 40 yet!

    • Parakeetist

      Sry

  • Raan

    He looks like someone deflated Stephen King.

  • Manhattan123

    You see this cat O’Neill is a bad mother (Shut your mouth)
    But I’m talkin’ about O’Neill (Then we can dig it)
    He’s a complicated man but no one understands him but his woman (Bill O’Neil).

  • Parakeetist

    Nobody asked to hear his shit.

  • If he got to 50, his country club probably allows the ladies to wear blindfolds on Swap Night.

  • Heyzeus Ahchay

    I’m guessing he’s expecting a whole lot of “he fucked me against my will” stories to come out when his name goes on the ballot.

  • Empress of the Iguana People

    I saw that and alls I could think was dafuq? He was blithering on about how we all want to know people’s sex lives. No, laddy, I don’t give a damn about consensual boinking; its the assaults I have a problem with. If I don’t vote for you, it’ll be because you’re a prat, not because of the number of willing partners.

  • John Lo

    If it was all in fact “consensual,” then just that this idiot brought it up should concern anyone thinking of voting for a pinhead like this.
    Also, for all we know, there are 50 women who thought afterwards, “what was I thinking, fucking a nincompoop like this?”

  • rocktonsam

    Dog:That’s right ladies. I get to live with this asshole.

  • katkelly57

    The sex machine to all the chicks, will be getting the shaft come election day.

  • tinker12

    What. A. Dumbass.

  • ConnieHinesDorothyProvine

    This bozo forgot about syntax: he made it sound as if he bedded Bob Taft.

    Just a reminder, Bob Taft Sr. died in 1953, meaning that if in fact Neckless here got romantic with him, then there was some serious pedophilia going on!

    • tinker12

      That’s how I read it too. Damn shame this guy’s gonna lose because of this douchebag move because I know lots of folks in Ohio who’d love it if cannabis were legal there. Besides, a gentlemen doesn’t kiss/fuck and tell.

    • Beautiful Soup

      i had it backwards – i thought this guy was born in 53 and Taft had died 6 years earlier.

      • Daniel

        It sounds like Taft might have had it backwards also too.

        • Mehmeisterjr

          Whose participle was dangling into whom?

  • Lance Thrustwell

    I will not slut-shame. But I reserve the right to stud-shame! And this egotistical attention-starved braggadocious hyena is too ridiculous to be believed. May he lose the nomination, and may he never get laid again.

  • ken_kukec

    “… the dogs of war are calling ..”

    Hey, while you’re sampling the “Shaft” theme, Hizzoner’s sampling Mark Antony (the Shakespeare dude, not the Nurican salsa crooner).

    Wish I could tie those things into a cogent point, but that’s all I got.

  • ken_kukec

    Somebody tell this shlub a gentleman never kisses and tells.

    • mailman27

      First thing I thought. That former aide to Gov. Bqwetvr might want to keep herself to herself.

  • mailman27

    Perhaps not a judicious boner,

  • Mark Harper

    So this guy is either REALLY dumb and is nervous all the recent attacks on us manly men is because of prolific boners (really?) or he is worried about something much worse. Is he trying to get out ahead of OTHER versions of his love stories? Like, ones with less consenting partners than he is describing? I’m just asking. It’s pretty scary times when the “best case” scenario for a JUDGE is that he is REALLY dumb, and feels his many boners may be attacked. It’s either that, or he’s not so dumb, just much, much more dangerous.

  • covfefesumgame0005

    to be fair there ARE those who say all sex is rape, and yes news folks do tend to amplify and push that to sell papers or get clicks, so the 5 or 6 who say that seem way to noisy for their actual numbers. we have seen that trope play out over and over, some idiot says something stupidly inflammatory so they can get in the headlines, then some other doofus says the same kind of dumbassery so they can get the headlines, and over and over so all we see is this circle-jerk that the papers love so much of shouting morons and fools, then having some drunk or stoned jackass introducing a bill in congress to “solve” it all.

    I am reminded of the McMartin Pre-school PANIC PANIC PANIC of the 80’s. where NO molestation or “satanic” rituals or sacrificing of babies or even the mysterious basement (sound familiar?) was ever found but to this day STILL informs how our kids are cared for. so his statement may be premature, nevertheless it may become the standard to follow pretty soon…

  • I do hope that the lap cuddler isn’t one of the “attractive females.”

    • Beautiful Soup

      “dogs of war” could be a clue…

  • Jesse

    “If Judge O’Neil can’t see that, let’s hope there’s another Democratic candidate for Governor of Ohio who can.”

    Richard Cordray, anyone?

  • The KGB Ate Our Votes

    I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Okay. A lot.

  • Covfefe

    I see this as his Honor getting ahead of the story.

  • gshenaut

    I read O’Neill’s post as snark. However, my snark detector has been sulking a bit lately, complaining about overwork, so this may not be accurate.

    • chezmoi

      I’ve been ‘Poe’d twice in the last week, so I’ll just stay over here in the corner and work on my bottle of Cabernet franc.

  • dluch
  • So, If I know my Dickwad Math, the fact that this guy says he’s been with 50 women probably means there have actually been 5. Which is 5 more than I’d guess from someone who would write a statement like this, so, go him, I guess.

    Why do men do this? No one gives less of a shit about consensual sexual indiscretions. I’d be thrilled if I never had to hear about where any man’s penis has been again. We just need to know who the rapists are. Why is that so hard to understand?

    • mailman27

      If this guy were a friend of mine and said this kind of shit, esp. in mixed company, I would be staring at the floor and thinking”…dude, you have really got to shut the fuck up…” And this is the leading candidate for Ohio gov.?? We can’t do better than this??? FFS

    • H0mer0

      That’s as disgusting as reading Bob Packwood’s diary. Nobody but himself wanted to read it.

  • miss_grundy

    Jeez, there are some real winners in Ohio!

    • SeeTrain65

      By Trump’s definition, yes.

  • Weird Fishes

    I’m just going to wish everyone a peaceful weekend, and leave this…here. 😊

    https://www.instagram.com/p/Bbpvggqhuq9/

  • BJW

    OMG. If he wins the Democratic nomination here, HE WILL LOSE. Why can’t the Ohio Democratic Party find a GOOD candidate?

  • Sy Colepath

    I’m sure Betty Sutton gets it.

  • CountryClubJihadi

    Now that his campaign manager has resigned, he can add one more name to the people he’s fucked – himself.

  • Maclare’s Castle o’ Crap 🏰

    Quicksand?

  • Robyn Ryan

    Forcing men to be accountable to women as equals.
    Martyrdom. Castration.
    Hurt fee-fees!
    Ratify the ERA. Then we’ll talk.
    As equals.

  • BelmontPublicLibrary

    Inflatable very attractive females don’t count, judge.

    • puredog

      Ewes.

      • chezmoi

        That’s the plural of ew?

  • SeeTrain65

    If Judge O’Neil can’t see that, let’s hope there’s another Democratic candidate for Governor of Ohio who can.

    Richard Cordray. But he can’t win, either. Not in this newly-emerging Nazi hellhole.

    When they said “The South shall rise again,” I didn’t think they meant moving Northward.

    Too bad, because until this came out, he seemed much more sane than any of the nutjob baggers on the Ohio Supreme Court.

    • anomie

      My son, who is a freshman at Oberlin, has met all the gubernatorial candidates and decided to work on Nan Whaley’s campaign.

      He was heavily involved in campaigns (local and national) here in his home state of NC – in fact, he was a youth fellow for Hillary last fall – so even though he’s young, it’s not his first rodeo. So I pretty much trust his instincts.

      • SeeTrain65

        Being an Oberlin student makes him about 30 times smarter than me. And that’s a conservative estimate. It’s probably more like 40 or 50 times smarter. I know this for fact. You have to be smart to get into Oberlin. My Kenyon-grad brother also knows this.

        Re: Nan Whaley: He picked a good one. And I know she’s good because the GOP is already doing all they can to submarine her campaign.

        If it’s Nan, Connie Pillich, Jen Brunner or Cordray, I’ll be fine with it. We have a good crop of candidates. How our electorate could prefer someone like DeWine, Husted or Renacci is beyond my comprehension.

        It also doesn’t help I’m an eternal pessimist … until election day. Then I become more optimistic … until we lose.

        • anomie

          You’re awfully nice to say those things. :) I especially appreciate your assessment of Whaley – I’d told my son I was going to send money to her campaign but now I feel even better about it.

  • Maybe

    Of course he’s a sex machine. He’s a dildo.

  • Petunia Cat

    Robyn, “that key party you attended in 1975”. ROFLAO! 😂😂😂 Which we are in danger of being told about but this type of aggressively insecure het man. 🙄

    This guy is an idiot. Not just in the “I find him a loathsome therefore he’s an idiot” way. In the regular way too. Anybody who doesn’t grasp what’s going on with all the sexual harassment and assault by powerful men being exposed is clearly not even reading any magazine articles. This is a guy so dumb, and he’s a fucking judge? That if for some reason he was given the assignment ‘go and read the top 10 articles from the last five years in the weightier monthlies (Atlantic, Harpers, New York Times magazine etc.) about rural poverty, and write a synopsis’ he could not do it. He wouldn’t know to use other search terms like “the changing face of work”, “Rust Belt”, or “job retraining”. And he certainly wouldn’t be able to draw conclusions from the articles because it would be about something he himself never personally experienced. He doesn’t know how to learn. Either that or when it’s about women he just shuts it all out. 👂🏼👈🏼

  • Moar Wordz

    He is A SEX MACHINE w/that poodle in his lap of unsurpassed virility and charm. WE know it, the poodle knows it, and who ever held the Camera knows it, ( I’m guessing Ms #50 of the Luckiest Gals In The World. )
    He gave a number that’s suspicious, exactly fiddy , Bill ?
    A new LGITW every year -like trading in a car !!!!!!!
    YES. A newer, shinier car every year.

  • UnsaltedSinner
  • Beelzebubba

    At first I couldn’t decide if that was brilliant snark or mind-bending stupidity. The gratuitous “drop-dead gorgeous” details makes me lean to the former.

    • chezmoi

      Ew, he really had specifics in the post? I didn’t see that. Another wave of nausea passes.

  • At the crossroads, stay strong

    “In a Facebook post on Friday, O’Neil — who is hoping to be Ohio’s Democratic candidate for governor…” Obviously he’s misspelled Republican.

  • AuntyMaude

    Senator Bob Taft was his first true love is how I read it. Also it happened at her (his?) parents house, not her/his parent’s house but parents barn. What is a parents barn? I bet it’s square with a gray roof and loose hinges.

  • Fucking idiot. I have zero interest in this jerk’s sexual “conquests,” real or imagined.

    And take it from a member of the legal profession: nobody and I mean nobody, wants to hear what a stud muffin one of their state Supreme Court justices is. You know, Dirk Digler, the concept of “judicial restraint” also applies outside the Courtroom.

  • AnnieGetYerFun

    Since he feels compelled to pretty much out the poor women who had sex with Judge No-Neck, I guess I might as well post a photo of that drop dead gorgeous red head. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5f0b4796a952692af9e9078e6c8f31ca3903628e10023308e43d14bc9a1c6da3.jpg

  • Bluesmank

    Dear Men –

    If, anywhere in any sentence you are writing, has a phrase ‘it’s time to speak up on behalf of all heterosexual males’, put down the keyboard and back away.

    Quickly.

  • Regret

    It is interesting that both his examples were women he had power over. He really doesn’t understand the relation between power and consent, does he?

    • chezmoi

      I am not sure what makes a drop-dead gorgeous redhead from Cleveland powerless. Would it be that she’s from Cleveland, or do you assume that drop-dead meant that she was unconscious at the time?

      Tacky as he and his statement are, I didn’t get the impression that there was no consent.

  • Okay, Ohio Democrats, he should you who he is. He is a DOLT! Now, get someone else who isn’t a DOLT!

    • Thoth

      well, it is Ohio……

    • chezmoi

      IIRC, there were several other Dems in the running, so he would not be missed.

  • BeatnikBob

    Get UP!
    (Git on up!)
    Get UP!
    (Git on up!)
    Stay on the scene
    (Git on up!)
    Like a Sex Machine!
    (Git on up!)

  • chezmoi

    What is it with dogs looking like their owners?

  • RugzYaBurnt

    Oh damn. The pairing of this post with that picture is so good, you should be acknowledged as some kind of interwebs sommelier.

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