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Roy Moore seemed to suggest Friday to Sean Hannity that more accusers would come forward, you know, because Satan is obviously inveighing upon Alabama women to make up lies to stop God’s Christian Soldier Roy Moore from taking his rightful place in the United States Senate. The allegations from Beverly Young Nelson, which she read on the record in a press conference that finished minutes ago, are far more graphic than what Leigh Corfman says Moore did to her when she was 14 and he was 32, as if Corfman’s allegations weren’t bad enough. In Nelson’s case, what Moore allegedly did to her sounds like the textbook definition of attempted rape of a minor.

Here’s an excerpt from her statement about how she met Moore working after school at a restaurant at age 15:

Oh how nice, he signed her yearbook!

To a sweeter, more beautiful girl I could not say “Merry Christmas.” Christmas 1977. Love, Roy Moore D.A.

What a totally normal thing to write in a young girl’s high school yearbook, when you are an adult male aged 30 (by our calculations).

Intrepid reporters on Twitter have already started comparing the signature to other publicly available examples of Moore’s signature and lookie, it appears to be the same:

It gets way, way worse. According to Young, this happened a few weeks after he signed the yearbook, on a night her shift was over and her boyfriend was late picking her up. Here is the full presser, and below, more transcript:

It was a cold night, and I went outside to wait for my boyfriend to pick me up and drive me home. My boyfriend was late. And Mr. Moore exited the restaurant at the same time as I did. He noticed that my boyfriend was not there and he offered me a ride home. I trusted Mr. Moore because he was a district attorney. I thought that he was simply doing something nice by offering to drive me home. […]

Mr. Moore was wearing brown hush puppies on his feet. He drove a two-door car. … I got into his car, in the passenger seat, and he began driving. I thought he would get on the highway, but instead he drove to the back of the restaurant. I was not immediately alarmed, as there was an exit from the back of the restaurant to the street, and he could drive there to my house without getting on the highway.

However, instead of driving to the street, he stopped the car. He stopped the car and he parked his car in between the dumpster and the back of the restaurant where there were no lights. The area was dark and it was deserted. I was alarmed, and I immediately asked him what he was doing. Instead of answering my question, Mr. Moore reached over and began groping me and putting his hands on my breasts. I tried to open my car door to leave, but he reached over and he locked it so I could not get out.

Wait, did we miss the part where Moore called her mom to ask if he could molest her kid? Because he told Sean Hannity he always asked the moms’ permission before “dating” their daughters. Oh well, guess he forgot just this one time, allegedly.

Moving on:

I tried fighting him off while yelling at him to stop, but instead of stopping, he began squeezing my neck, attempting to force my head onto his crotch. I continued to struggle. I was determined that i was not going to allow him to force me to have sex with him. I was terrified. He was also trying to pull my shirt off. I thought that he was going to rape me. I was twisting and I was struggling and I was begging him to stop. I had tears running down my face.

At some point he gave up. And he then looked at me and he told me, he said, “You’re just a child,” and he said, “I am the district attorney of Etowah County, and if you tell anyone about this, no one will ever believe you.” He finally allowed me to open the door and I either fell out or he pushed me out. I was on the ground as he pulled out of the parking area behind the restaurant.

And Young says Moore left her there in the cold. The next day, she was covered in bruises. She said she didn’t tell anyone in the following days, because she was worried “Mr. Moore would do something to me or my family.”

As Nelson explained, she told her sister what happened a couple years later, told her husband before they got married, and told her mother many years later.

Oh by the way, Beverly Young Nelson is a member of Code Pink and gives all her extra dollars to George Soros, JUST KIDDING SHE AND HER HUSBAND ARE TRUMP SUPPORTERS, so go ahead and fuck right off with saying this is about politics.

Nelson wants to testify before the Senate Judiciary Committee under oath about what happened, and attorney Gloria Allred stated in the press conference that Nelson isn’t looking for a civil lawsuit or a criminal investigation, so go ahead and fuck right off with saying women are doing this for money.

In other news, more than 50 Alabama pastors have signed a letter in support of Roy Moore. You know, because they know WWJD, and it is “support people who allegedly bad-touch kids.”

And what’s happening over in the Moore camp?

All right, Kayla Moore.

So, Roy Moore mysteriously develops bone spurs in his dick and drops out by the end of the week, right?

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  • Tragic Typos

    He said “Merry Christmas”.

    Checkmate libtards.

  • Indiepalin

    Handwriting experts at a University of Phoenix think tank have identified the handwriting as belonging to the late Vince Foster.

    • Major_Major_Major

      Smuggled there by Seth Rich in B. Barry Bamz’s time machine.

  • proudgrampa

    Guess We Can Add ‘Attempted Child Rapist’ To Roy Moore’s List Of Qualifications (ALLEGEDLY)

    Yes. Yes we can!

  • laughingnome

    So much winning

  • Bright Bart

    that is very sad. what a horrible person.

  • Nounverb911
    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      I believe this is “having your cake and eating it too” – that way, if Moore wins they can either seat him (because who’s going to remember this promise?) or refuse to and let Strange take it again until another special election is called.

    • TimResistit

      Yeah, I’m not gonna count on that for some reason.

    • jowgajen

      They don’t even need to expel him, they can refuse to seat him. But I don’t think they would do it. Also, I don’t know what happens on the Alabama side of things after that, whether the governor would appoint a replacement or if they’d have to hold another election or what. It would be *ugly* either way.

  • OrG

    Nothing in the Constitution says an attempted rapist can’t be a Senator.

    • laughingnome

      What about the 10 Commandments?

      • Nounverb911

        SHARIA LAW!

    • Nounverb911

      Bible too,also.

      • No, the bible is clear. She had a boyfriend, so she was pledged to another man, but the sexual assault happened within city limits, so the solution is to stone her and Roy Moore to death for fornication.

        • P’jama Pahnts

          Wait, it’s attempted rape, so now he has to attempted marry her, right?
          Man, religion is confusing.

        • Button

          Nah, she got away, so there’s no crime, no foul as far as the Torah is concerned.

      • ScrwUStillaTexanLibrul

        Hey, actually, I think part of Genesis says if he rapes her, she has to marry him. I think it ups the price paid to her father, though. But I may be wrong on some details there. It could be Leviticus.
        So much for the “literal truth of every word of the Bible…”

        • BearLeft

          So much for the “good” in the “good book.”

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            Lots of rape, incest and other horrible shit.

    • WotsAllThisThen

      The Founding Fathers, in the spirit of compromise, allowed the rape of 3/5ths of a person.

  • calliecallie

    Bone spurs in the dick sounds painful. It could not happen to a more deserving guy.

    • Lefty Wright

      I think that is sort of like kidney stones. I’ve never had them, but they are supposedly extremely painful.

  • bupkus231

    This shit is just getting more disgusting every day. First it was Moore, then it was Alabama politicians, now it’s Alabama preachers and ( presumably ) Alabama voters.

    Instead of any sense of shame, all these people can do is “double down”…

  • P’jama Pahnts

    In other news, more than 50 Alabama pastors have signed a letter in support of Roy Moore

    of course they did https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/913f73ab4219b5b200e0790aa2b57f9c85fceed2fe79e57d8978648adf50b397.gif

    • Nounverb911

      Time to re-examine some churches tax exempt status again….

    • proudgrampa

      Yeah. That is astounding.

    • Ling Ling

      Need a grand jury to investigate these pastors. Much more concrete problem than a pizza parlor.

  • So, Roy Moore mysteriously develops bone spurs in his dick and drops out by the end of the week, right?

    No, he goes on to win 52% of the vote because this is America now and everything is fucking horrible.

    • Nounverb911

      “But, but, but he’s not a democrat….”
      https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/929191953945600001

      • Part of me really wishes sometimes that Hell existed.

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        The problem with this attempt to be – what? funny? politically incorrect? – is that the word “screw” has unequal meaning. So you think Democrats “screw” people because we support raising taxes on the rich, housing and feeding the poor and people of color, etc, but what you’re approving of is the literal attempted rape of children. OF CHILDREN. This Carroll person needs to be taken behind the barn and given some loving correction, and not with fucking votes.

        • Lefty Wright

          She must be a member of the Church of the Anti-Christ. That sect has seen an explosion in membership in the last 20 years.

      • SeeTrain65

        “Election By Catchphrase.”

        • HarryButtle

          It’s all they’ve got.

  • memzilla Ω

    You know where would be a good place for a memorial to the Ten Commandments? Tattooed onto Roy Moore’s dick with fire-ant ink.

    • The Wanderer

      I want to subscribe to your newsletter. Have many upvotes.

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        I’m going to upvote you. Will you see that Memzilla gets it?

    • “Thou shalt not” is all that would fit, but that would suffice.

  • Bebecca

    I can’t even imagine under what circumstance he signed her yearbook.

    • Eileen Besse

      I can picture the leer….

  • jesterpunk

    So these pastors and anyone else who supports Roy Moore or Trump can go fuck themselves, they don’t get to claim they are the party of “family values” anymore.

  • Panika MCD

    how does admitting a guy who was twice your age sexually assaulted you when you were a teenager further transgender rights? I’m confuse.

    • marxalot

      Something something bathroom something wives and daughters?

      • Panika MCD

        we need two door car control? or we don’t need to protect our wives and daughters at all, but we do need to tell transgendered people where to pee? or we only need to protect our wives and daughters in the bathroom?

        oh, it’s like that guy said in the bathroom bill hearing: his employees with lady parts need a place to go cry after his business partner tries to rape them. got it. and transgender people make this somehow impossible. got it.

    • TimResistit

      Allred is a transgendered. Don’t you even read the real news?

      • Panika MCD

        even if she were, how would her representing someone in a sexual assault allegation have anything to do with where she pees?

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      With Moore, it’s his go-to deflection. All these people who are saying this stuff don’t like him because he is doing THE LAWD’S WORK and all these people are THE DEBBIL!

      • Panika MCD

        “the lord made me sexually assault those teenagers”? doesn’t that kind of excuse send you straight to hell without passing “go” or collecting 200 Jesus Bucks?

        • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

          Only if you don’t go back to the Almighty and say you did that stuff and the Big Guy waves his fingers and says “Naw, is cool.”

          • Panika MCD

            don’t???

          • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

            Yeah, I think tense trouble is in there somewhere. But man, just tell everyone Jesus or his pops let you off the hook for it and it’s just like a memory wipe for the evangelicals.

    • Rick Hill

      Squirrel! I say, I say, Squirrel!

  • Resistance Ftr PuckStopsHere

    I’m only surprised that he didn’t draw a picture of a penis in her yearbook as it appears to me to be roughly his speed. Fuck this guy …with (a lack of) votes!

  • At least Etowah County was a dry county, right Roy?

    I don’t want him to drop out, I want him to suffer during the campaign….. without votes.

  • OrG

    They couldn’t elect someone worse than sessions.
    Alabama-hold my beer.

    • Ulricii

      Watch. They will.

  • Daniel

    “What it’s really all about”

    Because to Republicans the categorical imperative is just for other people.

  • laughingnome

    How old was Kayla when Roy came calling?

    • Suttree

      15

      • Rick Hill

        Well, then. She’s above the legal age for raeping in Alabama.

      • Spinster-age in Bama.

      • insolenttomato

        My snark-meter may be broken, but . . . really? Ew. All the info I can find say she was 23 when they began a-courtin’. Any links, or are you just being hyperbolic (which literally everyone is, all the time)?

        • Suttree

          I was wrong. She was actually 16. Just look up any article at all about it.

  • UncleTravelingMatt

    On the other hand, her lawnmower is right where she left it.

  • Nounverb911

    Should change the headline from Party to Pastors
    https://twitter.com/BW_Jones/status/929387493614608390

    • laughingnome

      Monsters!

      • GoutMachine

        Now, now: Are they canned sex clams, or fresh sex clams? Don’t be so quick to judge.

        • Doug Langley

          And do they have bulging mussels and scalloped abs?

      • Latverian Diplomat

        Are you complaining about their canned response?

    • clubseal

      Oh thank Piss Christ I’ve never made a mistake in a headline like that. Although before my tenure we once had a classified ad for a home advertising a “huge dick for viewing and entertaining.”

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        That would be a selling point for some.

    • P’jama Pahnts

      Why? Is something misspelled? Looks about right to me.

  • calliecallie

    Alabama, you are hopeless. Even Florida is just watching this and shaking its head.

    • Eileen Besse

      Yes. Yes–we are.

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        Yes, we are no longer the most politically corrupt of the good ol’ boy states.

  • Daniel

    The future senator for Alabama, folks.

  • GoutMachine

    Jesus, what a monster. And it says all you need to know about the GOP that they’re sticking with him. To paraphrase Bill Maher from last Friday: “We [liberals] lock ours up. They elect them.”

    • proudgrampa

      It’s all about the Family Values, right?

  • Suttree

    This poor woman. She is going to be attacked and shat on for this. She is extremely brave!

    • GoutMachine

      Exactly. I’m sure she’s being burned in effigy over on Reddit and Breitbart.

    • UncleTravelingMatt

      They’ll show her why she didn’t come forward before.

      • TimResistit

        That the thing that enrages me when they complain they should have come forward sooner…while shitting all over them and their families and friends.

    • Daniel

      No, no. She’s doing this to get famous, and money like all those other sexual assault victims get.

      • GoutMachine

        Soros must have a money tree or a printing press. I mean, think of all the zillions he’s giving to those rich climate scientists and to women alleging assault!

      • J. M. Tusks, Esq.

        I thought making money for it made it all okay? Man, being a Republican is hard!

  • Daniel
  • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

    Hee hee *boner spurs in his dick*

    *chuckles*

  • SweetDeeKat

    Damn, Beverly Nelson, you are one brave lady to wade into this shitstorm. You are a hero.

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    He won’t drop out. He will be elected. I don’t live in al-Abama, but I do live in KY where we have our share of assholes. There was a story about a judge in a small country county dismissing a case against a man accused of LITERALLY fucking chickens and goats, saying, “Everybody’s had a chicken.” It was told to me by a lawyer who tried cases in that judge’s court. It was not a secret.

    • ScrwUStillaTexanLibrul

      I believe this. Literally.

    • clubseal

      KFC reportedly tried to have the story hidden, for fear of its 13 herbs and spices being found out.

    • Rebel Scum with permit

      But Eric Ericsson will tell you that you haven’t lived until you’ve tried goat.

  • Suttree

    I wonder what Hannity will be talking about tonight. Turnip’s super best friend blowjobs with Duterte?

  • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

    What adult, outside of teachers, asks to sign someone’s high school yearbook? I mean, the mere concept of even asking that sort of question causes my brain to slam on the brakes.

    • Courser_Resistance

      I don’t know, man. I could *maybe* make an argument that Moore was looking for a wife among the teens. Still mega-douchy but not unusual in some parts and in Not America. But the assaults don’t figure into that. Men who are looking for wives don’t assault the candidates. (Well, generally. They usually start that shit AFTER the wedding)

  • Daniel

    I bet y’all are going to feel pretty silly when you remember Jesus has already forgiven him.

    • OneYieldRegular

      Even Jesus is thinking, “Hmm, not this time. This one goes straight to hell.”

  • persistently_resistant_gayby

    Gross pervy fuck – when does he get sent to jail!

  • h4rr4r

    Trump supporters? After he said he did basically the same things to young women?

    Yeah, ancient robot saying fits here “does not compute”.

  • Michael Smith

    Oh these fucking people. How could they possibly think they could run this guy for Senate. They saw Trump get elected and figured, well shit I guess as long as we say the things he said, we can all following on down the tracks of the gravy train.

    I think they may have been right to an extent.. but not to this extent I don’t think. Not when you’re trying to rape teenage white girls in small town America. And these are the things that dilute the Trump brand even for his supporters.

    • ScrwUStillaTexanLibrul

      Actually, the establishment wanted Luther Strange. Wonder what they knew and when they knew it?

  • Gee, Your Hair Smells Horrific

    “SORRY LIBS, BUT THIS ONLY MAKES ME LIKE HIM MORE.”
    —Alabama Conservatives

  • Rags

    There is no scenario that works well except a Jones win.

  • TimResistit

    Exactly how many assaulted woman coming forward against a powerful man equal one assaulted man coming forward against a powerful man? Anyone? Mr. Spacey in the back, can you answer this?

    • ….Ex-mayor Ed Murray?

    • TimResistit

      It’s a trick question. Powerful men don’t assault, they ‘date’.

    • Incoming Ham

      There are a couple of high profile men who are scared to death that their actions are going to be exposed and they were serial predators.

  • P’jama Pahnts

    The AL article linked that talks about the 50 pastors is interesting. One pastor states that he(?) was never consulted and never gave permission to be on the list. The comments section is refreshing too (for reals).

  • Suttree

    Fox this second: Disney Legionnaire’s.

    • BosGrl

      Hey Fox, how about for once in your miserable existence you put yourself on the correct, moral, human side of something?

      Yeah, I know.

      • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

        It’s sexual harassment, so they are denying it.

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        One Wonker earlier called them foxtitutes.

  • arglebargle

    I’ve been led to believe the Hokey Pokey is what it’s all about.

    • TimResistit

      Not many people know this.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “People say this makes me a hypocrite, but I’ve always taken the Ten Commandments for Granite.”
    — Roy Moore

    • arglebargle

      Well he is dumb as a rock.

      • Latverian Diplomat

        “Who you calling igneous!”

        • He hopes to metamorphic himself

    • President in Exile Firefly

      Well played! Very gneiss!

    • “Love for shale…”

    • Daniel

      I think I read this quote over on Slate.

    • CalOldBlue

      What a piece of schist.

    • Kiri the Unicorn

      Arrest him for sexual basalt!

    • Doug Langley

      I think Moore is really stoned.

  • BigCSouthside

    How the fuck do these people get so far in life?

    Also OT: trump Jr was DM buddies with Wikileaks basically the entire campaign

    • BearGHAZI

      Dungeon Master?

  • Alternative Dog

    Seems to me the republican party couldn’t fill the ranks with more sick fucks if they actually went recruiting for them. What the hell is wrong with these people?

    • Blanche de Shambles

      They’re “The Republican Party”?

  • proudgrampa

    Just in: Wikileaks and DJTJr did correspondence. Looks like DJTJr acted on some requests.

    The hits just keep coming!

    Isn’t this fun, folks?

    • Resistance Fighter Callyson
      • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

        and offered Julian Assange to be Australia’s ambassador to the United States.

        https://imgflip.com/s/meme/Surprised-Koala.jpg

        • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

          That’d be a bit of a shock to the elected Australian government, wouldn’t it?

          • Good_Gawd_Yall

            Maybe that’s why IQ45 was so mad and screamy on the phone? Because he told them he wanted Assange to be their ambassador and they were all, “That’s not how any of this works”?

        • Nockular cavity

          How the fuck does that work?

    • TimResistit

      It does take help take the “EWWW!” out of the days news, yes.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      JA: Don Jr., where are those hookers Vlad promised me?
      DJTjr: Sorry man, they stopped at my place for a quick pee, and then my dad wouldn’t give them back…

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
    • Victoria Ricola

      Yeah. I can’t yet. This is all too horrible.

  • canes_pugnaces

    I just spoke to Hannity. Yup called him at the studio. He has this to say; “Yeah, and you know what kind of coffee machine she has? Guess, just guess. And D.A. Moore did call her mother who said, go ahead and rape her. It’s OK. She’s a kid. She likes being raped.”

    So fuck off libtards, Hannity said it was OK to grab ‘er by the pussy.

    • gallbladder

      Would not surprise me in the least.

  • Bill D. Burger

    https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/930166442036793344

    Well, she’s absolutely no wild eyed libuuuurrraaal’! Cons and Baggers and Alt Right Bannonites can’t attack her on that point. She and her husband supported Trump___a serial sexual abuser who brags about it. What the fuck is going on?
    I so admire her courage for coming forward. But _ bless your heart _ how could you support Trump! Cause’ Alabammy? Jeeeez’!

    https://media.giphy.com/media/zITkjWduhG5DW/giphy.gif

    • Daniel

      When the first reports came out last week they were also from a Trump supporter. The Bannonites claimed that’s exactly how Democrats would set it up to make their claims more convincing.

      There is no way to convince these people.

      • Bill D. Burger

        Alex Jones: “It’s a black flag operation run right out of Killary’s basement in Chapaqua.”

      • texcynical

        Only the true messiah would deny his divinity

    • Serai 1

      I have to wonder how a woman who went though what she went through could vote for a man who’s been accused of the same crime and who openly talks about violating us?

      • I’m guessing compartmentalization.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “You say child molester, we say ‘smooth operator’. It’s a cultural difference.”
    — Alabama Republicans

    • Timothy Watson

      Now I am totally humming that Sade song.

      • Me too.

        • Ricky Gay

          I’m playing “Is it a Crime?” and yelling hell yeah!

  • Courser_Resistance

    I doubt Moore’s massive sense of entitlement will permit him to drop out. And I’m not so sure that Jones can beat him eve now. Fingers and everything else crossed (ain’t got no $$ – still waiting on my Soros Bucks) Jones gets this one. A Dem in Alabama, who’d a thunk it?!

    • jesterpunk

      He has a 10 point lead in polls taken after this all came out.

      http://thehill.com/homenews/senate/360121-poll-moore-leads-jones-by-10-points

      • Courser_Resistance

        JFC

        • jesterpunk

          The party of “family values”.

    • canes_pugnaces

      My guess: He’s gone within the next two news cycles. Strange, or someone else, comes in. It’s Alabama.

      • Courser_Resistance

        If it happens, it happens. We need him in the Senate NOW. We can worry about next term later. Right now we need to stop the hemorrhaging.

    • disqus_lWwzrwNaw6

      You didn’t get your Soros money either? Must be those cuts in the US Postal Service. I’ve been waiting for mine for months. So cross.

      Given that what’s happening in Alabama reflects, among other things, a proxy war between Charles Koch and Robert Mercer, the two spoilt, demented billionaires in search of an apotheosis, it’s all too fascinating.

      My money is on Boss Koch, who owns most of the Cabinet, the entire Congressional majority—including Mitch McConnell—plus the Supreme Court majority, a growing percentage of the federal appellate bench, and most of the state legislatures and governorships in America, as well as Jonathan Karl, Joe Scarborough, and Fredreka Schouten: whereas Boss Mercer and his crazy daughter Rebekah only own Bannon, Breitbart, Cambridge Analytica, and a big chunk of mad old Donald.

      Boss Mercer, by the way, has to be fairly pissed that Steve Bannon has saddled him with two notorious pedophiles in a row—first Milo, now the creepy Judge Moore.

      • cmd resistor

        Soros had to use all his bucks this month to pay off those republican women to say mean things about Roy Moore.

  • Tragic Typos
    • BosGrl

      I’m just listening to this on MSNBC. He wanted Assange to be Ambassador to the US from *where*?

      Edit: From Australia, apparently. LOL.

      • Raan

        Ecuador, presumably.

      • jowgajen

        Australia, because reasons.

      • jesterpunk

        How does that even work? Trump doesnt get to pick Australia’s ambassador.

        • jowgajen

          It’s a fool’s game trying to choose which is the stupidest man in this particular scheme.

          • jesterpunk

            AOT,K?

          • Kryptonian Canis

            They guy who set the admin password for the putintrump.org website to “putintrump”?

        • BosGrl

          Junior doesn’t know that.

          • Good_Gawd_Yall

            IQ45 doesn’t either.

        • Kryptonian Canis

          Does Australia even like Julian Assange? They don’t seem to be in a rush to reclaim him from the Ecuadorian embassy.

      • OneYieldRegular

        Why not Ecuador? He was already in the embassy.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      what what what? wait what??

      • BosGrl

        Jr. did an email chain with Wikileaks promising, and apparently doing, some stuff Assange wanted.

        • GoutMachine

          Like anal?

          • Victoria Ricola

            Bless you.

          • Courser_Resistance

            BWAHAHAHA.

            Thanks, I needed that.

        • Good_Gawd_Yall

          WOOT WOOT

    • jesterpunk
  • Suttree

    Blightfart is reporting that she was 16 years old.

    • therblig

      so, it was just “attempted tomfoolery”?

    • Daniel

      And?

    • Nounverb911

      So NO means YES in Breitfart world?

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        Duh. We are talking scum of the earth.

    • clubseal

      How that affects whether or not attempted rape is OK is beyond me.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES HER AGE HAVE TO DO WITH IT??????grrrrhulksmashragegrrrrrrrangerbearbullshit *throws table, storms out*

    • Nockular cavity

      Breitbart? Ahem…
      .
      .
      .
      STOP RAPING PEOPLE!

      Thank you.

    • TimResistit

      WTF? So she should have drove? I can’t.

    • cmd resistor

      Yeah, she said she turned 16 in November 1977 The yearbook thing was the next month (thus, Merry Christmas) and this happened apparently a few weeks later. So, the creepy stuff pulling her hair while she was waitressing started when she was 15.

  • Alternative Dog

    Donate to Jones if you can. It would be incredibly meaningful on so many levels if he crushed Moore.

  • FlownΩver

    False flag! Whoever signed that yearbook used dashes between elements in the date. In the 2017 example it was forward slashes! Fake evidence! Liberal plot! Soros arglebargle!

    • For Alabamaians it’s not about “I don’t believe her,” it’s “It doesn’t matter.”

      • jesterpunk

        “At least he isnt a democrat”

        Actual comment from actual republicans in Alabama.

    • OneYieldRegular

      You may have a promising career as a Breitbart journalist!

  • P’jama Pahnts

    I’m guessing this is like counting dolphins. For every one that comes forward you can assume there are 10 more beneath the waves.

  • Sashineb
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  • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

    http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2017/11/53_pastors_sign_letter_of_supp.html#incart_most-read_

    Whoops, turns out at least one of those 50 pastors who supposedly wrote an open letter supporting Roy Moore says they didn’t hear about or sign on to any letter. Which means the whole thing might be fake.

    • Nounverb911

      HELP WANTED
      Competent document forger, (last one now in jail).
      Apply Breitbart Information Services, LLC

    • BosGrl

      CTL-C, CTL V…

    • SweetDeeKat

      Holy shit, this is fuckery of Friday afternoon magnitude. WHAT WILL THIS WEEK BRING?

  • Nounverb911
    • jowgajen

      I was having trouble following, but I presume he has a step 5.5 where the Senate actually cares that Trump fired Mueller.

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      Awfully optimistic about how Republicans would react.

      And aren’t this guy’s predictions an existential kiss of death? Like, the universe will literally reorient itself to make him wrong?

    • SeeTrain65

      “Yes. This is definitely going to happen.”

      Welcome back to Wrongville, Bill.

    • FlemmishSpy

      7. Profit!!

    • Flashman

      7. House of Representatives votes Trump President for Life.

    • PersianOregano

      That may be the only thing that could save Comstock’s ass from the fired up NoVa electorate

    • Parakeetist

      I need a drink

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Ho. Lee. Fuckingshit.

  • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

    Moore’s camp is waving the bloody shirt again, screaming “WITCH HUNT!”

    • Latverian Diplomat

      “Yee haw, I loves me a good witch hunt!”

      “Naw, Jim-Bob, you gotta wrong…”

      “But you said witch hunt…”

      “We’re not using it that way this time…look, just stand in the back, hold up that Keurig full of buck shot, and keep quiet, OK?”

    • P’jama Pahnts

      Maybe in this case it actually is a witch

  • Bill D. Burger
  • UnsaltedSinner

    Guys who do this sort of stuff never do it just once, do they?

    • jowgajen

      I think there are instances where someone acts out of character. Let he who is without sin cast the first stone and all of that.

      This ain’t one of ’em, of course.

      • Raan

        This particular sin, or sin in general?

    • James Baskin

      There’s virtually never just one victim.

      • YoBunnyBunny

        Just like mice and roaches (pardon the analog).

    • Skeptical_thinker

      Nope.

    • LeighBowery’sLuxuryComedy

      Check this thread, tell me what you think:
      https://twitter.com/HoarseWisperer/status/930183967864696832

      • UnsaltedSinner

        That’s very much along the lines I was thinking when I read the first story about the 14-year-old. He had a method, a plan. The clear impression I got was that he had done it before.

  • Daniel Hooper

    “See; he’s an ATTEMPTED child molester! That means he didn’t do it! We don’t punish people for the thoughts in their head, right? Well, unless they’re colored or not straight.”

    -Average Roy Moore supporter

    • Raan

      I mean, it’s not like they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry.

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    So now it all makes sense about McTraitor earlier today telling him to drop out. He has to have known about this. Probably either through earlier oppo research for Luther Strange or he was tipped off. Shew, that’s a relief. For a few hours I thought the top of my head might fly off, being on the same side as the turtle-what’s-in-charge.

  • Bill D. Burger

    List of the hypocritical ‘men of Gawwwd’ who support Moore.
    What Would Jesus Do? ___ Why, grabem’ by the pussy, if they’re 14!

    It’s a clear demonstration of how base, how vile and how depraved modern Christianity can be. A pox on it.

    https://twitter.com/aldotcom/status/930171334088380416

    • Courser_Resistance

      Down below a Wonker has read somewhere that the list may be bogus. Apparently one pastor said he knew nothing about this.

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        But the “flock” will never check.

      • JustDon’tSayConfabulation

        Walking it back already, huh, pastor?

    • SeeTrain65

      … because if they stand in front of him, they’ll get felt up.

    • LeighBowery’sLuxuryComedy

      something something deceive even the very elect..

  • BearLeft

    What would Jesus rape?

    • Serai 1

      Roy Moore’s skull?

      • JustDon’tSayConfabulation

        uhhhh, with prayers?

        • Roadstergal

          I’ll bring the thoughts, if he’s covering the prayers.

  • theblackdog

    *shudder* What a goddamned creep.

  • _(Bros)_

    Hee hee *boner spurs in his dick**chuckles*

    • H0mer0

      apparently chimpanzees have a spur like protuberance on their Johnson (not that I know from personal experience, I was just told that…)

  • Nounverb911

    Bill, Bil, Bill, you ignorant slut….
    Panic much?
    https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/930195627132243968

    • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

      Name the holes.

    • SeeTrain65

      One day he’ll impale himself on all four of his “Ls.”

    • James Baskin

      Who the fuck is Bill Mitchell?

      • SeeTrain65

        “No one of consequence.”

        This works well with a great multitude of Trump fellators.

      • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

        The homeless man’s Sean Hannity.

        • YoBunnyBunny

          No, the stupid man’s Sean Ha—wait a minute… oh never mind. Sean Hannity is the stupid man’s Sean Hannity. As you were!

    • cmd resistor

      Who is this idiot and what doth he smoketh?

      • SeeTrain65

        What doth he smoketh?

        Metheth.

  • OT: United States Army lifts ban on cutters, mentally ill and drug abusers to meet recruiting goals.

    • GoutMachine

      Oh good! Give them guns, then when you discharge them for their terrible conduct, you can, like, not report it so they’ll go shoot up a fucking church!

  • Jgb979

    So um 30+ people have corroborated this so far….

    But Gloria Aldred whatabitchamirite?

    I guess we’ll have the answer to the question “would conservatives support a pedophile over a democrat?”

  • Aileen

    Here’s hoping for a big Luther Strange write-in push. Split the corrupt bigot vote.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      Split the corrupt, morally bankrupt Christian bigot vote

    • h4rr4r

      The lady he assaulted voted for Trump. Let that sink in. The only votes he will lose are from people he assaulted.

    • An Outhouse for the résistance

      Alabama? Write in? You kid.

  • Blanche Beecham

    I wanna say a little something about this “I axed their Mother first” before dating them horseshit.

    This self righteous Turd, Roy Moore, doesn’t see anything wrong with his actions – not now and not then. He is above the law, which has gotten his ass thrown off the State Supreme court and is evident in his gun swaggering stupidity. That all being said – everytime I hear “I axed their Mother” it is clearly his mind deflecting responsibility to the mom – I’d almost BET LEGAL TENDER that these young ladies had only their moms and were from mostly single parent families because he’s a predator, plain and simple.

    • h4rr4r

      He targeted the first one at family court.
      Alabama in the 70s and he asked their mothers not fathers? That means single mothers.

      • Blanche Beecham

        Exactly. I’ve been a “single mom” for a couple of years. My daughter is 15. I know what I’m talking about as a Mom.

      • P’jama Pahnts

        Holy shit, good very disturbing point

    • James Baskin

      I’m not buying that he asked their mothers.

      • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

        And even if he did, that doesn’t change the age of consent law by one day. Not to mention that of course their mothers felt reluctant to say no to a powerful local prosecutor that could make their lives a living hell if he so chose.

        • YoBunnyBunny

          Right… it’s not like an attempt to file statutory rape charges against a district attorney would have gone very far.

          • javadavis

            Could have gone right to lead poisoning.

      • cmd resistor

        Well he surely didn’t ask THIS woman’s mother. With the earlier ones (not the 14 year old, which he tried to pretend he didn’t remember), he acted like they were just normal “dates” and nothing bad happened and their mamas said it was ok.

        • An Outhouse for the résistance

          He married one of them! Was dating a teenager normal for him? No he says- but then his wife was 15 years younger! WTF! Obviously he’s a liar.

      • Blanche Beecham

        He doesn’t have to ax ’em. He can make up whatever truth he wants because Daddy or Uncle JoBob won’t beat the living shit out him.

    • Shan

      Well yeah. Also no angry daddy to come after him. That’s not even a Southern conservative thing. My Midwestern libtart dad would have gone crazy on him if I’d told him what the neighbor did to me at the same age as these girls.

      • lroom

        Having been a single mother I can say that I would have skinned him alive.

        • Shan

          And then what? As both a mom and a survivor of multiple incidents starting from the age of four, I completely understand the flaying impulse. But we can’t protect our kid/s when we’re in jail.

          • Roadstergal

            Yeah. Single mothers are pretty screwed by the system now, let alone then.

          • CovfefeOfTheThoughtlessMind

            I’m so sorry to hear about what you went through.

          • Shan

            Thanks. It’s done, now.

          • Blanche Beecham

            *Hugs* I am humbled by your strength.

          • Shan

            I don’t know if that’s what it is

          • lroom

            Your right about that. My meaning was that single mothers are not as helpless as a predator like this man may have thought.

          • Shan

            I know we’re not but we can’t just react the way we want to. We couldn’t do it as kids, either. And neither can our patents.

            Maybe some of that now, though.

          • Cat Angel
          • Shan

            That’s a different situation and I totally support the punching in immediate self defense.

    • cmd resistor

      I agree. And honestly that never occurred to me until I kept reading about the mama permission and wondered why he wasn’t asking the dads. What a slimeball.

  • Mr. White

    If this whole, ugly situation doesn’t illustrate the moral bankruptcy and ridiculous double standards of what’s considered “conservative” nowadays, I don’t know what will.

    • javadavis

      I have heard that before, recently. Where was it?
      All over, I think, countless headlines.

  • Flashman

    If I were Roy Moore, I would start my defense off with something like, OK, if you really went through all this, how could you watch the Access Hollywood tape and still be a Trump supporter? Huh?

    • h4rr4r

      If I were Roy Moore I would have dated ladies my own age and not tried to assault anyone.

      • javadavis

        I know Roy-Moore-like people, Roy-Moore-like people are not friends of mine and you, sir, are clearly not a Roy-Moore-like person.
        Be proud.

        • ChumpsForTrump

          That’s setting the bar awfully low!

          • javadavis

            The rest of h4rr4r’s comment raises the bar somewhat.

  • George
  • YoBunnyBunny

    So, I had dinner with Bro and sis-in-law Friday evening. The Hollywood sexual harassment subject inevitably came up.

    “You can’t say someone is pretty or they have a nice dress on without people screaming about harassment!” the sis-in-law was saying.

    Now take all those nice compliments and joshing around—all that “harmless” stuff— and put that in context with Roy Moore’s actions right here.

    Yeah, it certainly looks harmless, but that’s because predators rely on appearing harmless, friendly, even complimentary, when they’re “grooming” a potential victim. A harmless D.A. until he’s trying to rape a 15 year old kid in a dark alley.

    • Roadstergal

      I compliment someone’s dress or shirt or shoes all of the time without it being creepy, because it’s a genuine compliment about how I actually like that dress. Sometimes I ask where they got it so I can check the place out.

      I don’t talk about little girls being pretty because a: it’s creepy and b: it’s counterproductive. I want them to be smart or sassy or thoughtful or whatever form their particular badassery takes. Fuck ‘pretty.’

      • YoBunnyBunny

        I wouldn’t be surprised if restaurant management was aware that Moore was a dirty lil’ sleezebag. Wait staff, especially if mostly girls and women, are bound to do whispering campaigns about who the creepy customers are.

        • Roadstergal

          Good point.

      • ahughes798

        Your last paragraph kind of applies to these child beauty pageants. You know, the ones where they make 8 year olds look like 30 year old hookers? Paedo paradise. They should outlaw those things.

    • Whollyholeyholy

      You can’t jerk off to a woman cowering in the corner these days. Sheesh.

      • Ωbjectifier

        At least there are still potted plants.

    • Angela Ruzzo

      Jeeze, it’s all in how you say it. You can say “You look pretty today” but you can’t say “You look pretty today and I would like to eat you up.” You can say “That’s a nice dress” but you can’t say “That’s a nice dress because it really shows off your breasts/ass/legs.”

  • WiscoJoe

    “…I could not say “Merry Christmas.””

    Good thing Trump is president, because now Roy is allowed to say Merry Christmas to as many “sweet” “beautiful” underage girls as he likes, just as Mary and Joseph demanded!

  • BadKitty904

    Just when you think the current Republicans couldn’t possibly more contemptible…

    • persistently_resistant_gayby

      But as usual, and sadly true –

      IOKIYAR

      • BadKitty904

        It’s like they have a *knack* or something…

    • Ωbjectifier

      Once they hit rock bottom they start blasting.

      • YoBunnyBunny

        Rock bottom for the GOP is wayyyyyyyy UP THERE.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      I don’t remember thinking that…but yeah.

      • BadKitty904

        You were stunned, what with pinin’ for the fjords and all….

  • Saxo the Grammarian

    Roy Moore being a skeevy bastard doesn’t surprise me or even anger me all that much, but his supporters have me counting to ten, like, all the time. Moral lepers.

    • Whollyholeyholy

      I haven’t been counting to ten, and it has worn on me today.

    • CovfefeOfTheThoughtlessMind

      I prefer the phrase moral pygmies.

  • Edith Prickly

    EWWWErickson was trying the “transgenders are worse” defense on Twitter the other day. Nobody was buying it.

    • MasRioBravoHombre

      I’ll repeat: remember when cons were FLIPPING OUT over transgendered folks peeing where the hell they wanted to? “BECAUSE OF TEH PEDOPHILIA!!!! TEH PEDOPHILIA!!!!!!!” Now…pedophiles are A-OK as long as they’re not democrats.

      • Calli Arcale

        The fear of transgenders in the bathroom is, of course, immensely revealing. They do not believe anyone born male is safe to leave alone with a girl you care about* because *they* would not be safe to leave alone with a girl. They assume transwomen are perverts not because of any empirical data but because gaining private access to young girls is what they themselves are trying to do all the time.

        Also, they honestly don’t understand why anyone would want to be a woman, largely because they don’t really regard women as people, therefore they dismiss the idea that transwomen are legitimately changing genders.

        *Naturally, this does not apply to girls they don’t care about, and there seem to be quite a lot of those.

        • Roadstergal

          See: Huckabee fils, openly admitting that he would have perved on young girls if he saw an opportunity.

    • YoBunnyBunny

      Because ppl who can lead normal lives with proper access to medical treatment are just like child rapists???

      • Edith Prickly

        But they might pee in the same bathrooms as EWWick’s wimmenz! (Not even kidding, that’s basically what he said.) I told him I’d say “shame on you” but I know he doesn’t have any.

  • Flashman

    Looking forward to Moore using the “she wasn’t cute enough, have you seen her” defense, which seems to have worked for Trump.

  • MasRioBravoHombre

    I’m a child of the South, born in 1962 to a south Texas man and an Atchafalaya Basin, Louisiana woman. I know both states well, and i can tell you that the good old boys network has always winked and nodded at older, usually wealthier men abusing and sexually using impoverished, young girls.

  • SheltonTodd

    There once was a judge named Roy Moore
    Who upon the good Bible swore
    He liked to engage
    With girls underage
    As an adult in those days of yore

    Now the problem we have with Roy
    Is that his replies are quite coy
    Though it beggars belief
    We can say with relief
    At least he wasn’t caught with a boy

    • chimpevil

      Sorry can’t see any humor in any of this. Besides, you know very well that even if he did molest a boy, his thuggish and piggish supporters would find a way to rationalize it because they don’t give one shit about anything but politics and power.

      • Jena-Auerstedt

        Absolutely. Moore could admit to mass murder, cannibalism, and joining a bowling team, and the Hannitys of the world and his familiars would brush it aside with, “Well, at least he didn’t use a private e-mail server. And Obama and Bill Clinton admitted to or were caught doing bad stuff, too.” Etc. etc. etc.

  • BadKitty904
  • Paperless Tiger

    The Crotch Squeezer Party has yer government well in hand.

  • Shieldmaidenwannabe

    I have startled myself with what I yell at my television or computer.

  • Iam Reading

    How does somebody who is nearly a victim of rape by a powerful Republican then turn around and vote for a sexual predator for president? This is utterly baffling to me

    • bluicebank

      The power of propaganda/advertising is a lot more than most people realize.

      • Iam Reading

        you would think I would realize that. One of my degrees is in marketing.

    • King Beauregard

      She is simultaneously a victim of predators and an enabler of predators. I am sympathetic with regard to the former, and mostly angry about the latter.

      It’s like a mallard duck getting chummy with duck hunters because he believes they only shoot white ducks.

      • chimpevil

        Bullshit. Unless you’ve been in this position, you have no right to judge, and even if you have, you still have no right because everyone’s experience and reactions are different. You are way off base on this, King. Please give it up man.

        • King Beauregard

          Well SHIT, then nobody’s ever responsible for anything they’ve ever done, because we can’t ever have been through exactly the same experiences. I’m terribly sorry I vivisected your dog with a fork, but tragic past.

          By the way, YOU have no right to tell me I have no right to judge, because YOU haven’t been through what I’VE been through. See what a facile, empty argument that is?

          • chimpevil

            Yeah straw man argument and logical fallacy. I am certainly not excusing everybody’s behavior based on their experiences. But the fact that she was taken in by and presumably voted for a piece of crap doesn’t make her all that different from other intelligent people who were bamboozled. Why not have some empathy and at least try to have some understanding?

          • King Beauregard

            Because voting for Trump betrays an absence of anything I might deem a conscience.

            And yes, you ARE excusing her behavior because something bad happened to her in 1977. You don’t like it when I put it in unflattering terms, but that is exactly your argument.

          • chimpevil

            That is classic begging the question. I am not excusing her from anything, just saying I see no value in judging her for a stupid decision that who knows what psychological damage it emanated from. The fact that you are openly judging this woman deflects from the obvious courage she displayed in coming forward with something so painful, exposing herself from attacks from the right and left alike. Maybe she’s trying to redeem herself for her bad decisions, you ever think of that?

          • King Beauregard

            So, excusing her behavior, but you’re wordy about it. Understood.

          • chimpevil

            So, judging her behavior, you are being petty , pithy and mean. Got it.

    • Mike

      Alabama…weird shit happens down there, pretty sure its something in the water

      • Jena-Auerstedt

        Are you channeling Vinny Gambini?

    • Nasty Girl Brianna

      They don’t call it a Deep Red state for nuthin’.

    • Gigglesnort

      The far right types are conditioned to think of Democrats as baby-killers (because legal abortion is ok with them). So, vote for the sexual predator or baby killer? Hard choice, but they aren’t choosing the baby killer.

      • Iam Reading

        Dayum

  • Angela Ruzzo

    This is all making me wish I could go public about the elected county official who was my boss and who sexually harassed me in 1978, the one who went on to become a State Senator. However, everyone I told about it at the time is now dead, and I am too old to deal with the media fallout.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      Well, I don’t blame you if you don’t want the hassle. But if you do decide to, you’ll have lots of support here!

      • Angela Ruzzo

        Thanks, but I retired 3 years ago on disability, and I have a nice, quiet life now. I want to keep it that way. However, if other women came forward, I would speak out. Nobody ever has, but I’m quite sure I wasn’t the only woman he did this to. He was inappropriate, not threatening in any way, but still inappropriate. The sad little man was very unattractive and had the sex appeal of a plucked chicken…I can’t imagine anyone responded positively.

        • Molon Labe

          You could always write him a letter just to remind his behavior hasn’t been forgotten or forgiven. In the current climate sexual misconduct allegations, such a note might be unsettling.

          • Spurning Beer

            A note to his wife, maybe.

  • Olav_Pompatus

    He wasn’t trying to date her, so no Mom-okay needed. After all, he never said he’d ask Mom’s permission for rape.

  • Poorly Behaved Pérsistanista

    Moore’s campaign manager says he is innocent. Dude, were you there? No? Then shut the fuck up.

    • Beelzebubba

      As innocent as Putin. I’m sure of it.

      • Jena-Auerstedt

        Yeah, the carrot-in-chief said Putin denied any meddling in the election, and that’s good enough for the carrot. And I guess for me, too, because we all know that presidents never tell lies.

  • 5mile_:)

    Nah, she got away, so there’s no crime, no foul as far as the Torah is concerned.

  • Bitter Scribe

    A real gentleman.

  • Given that it takes a live boy or a dead girl, I wonder if anyone will be digging up his garden.

    • Parakeetist

      Or checking out his computer

      • Ants In My Eyes Johnson

        Roy Moore’s browser history has got to be a fucking nightmare.

  • amrak63

    Hey, Saint Judge Roy, I gotcha a sweet schoolgirl date right here!

    You REALLY deserve her!

    https://i.imgur.com/8nTZpQr.jpg

  • Parakeetist
  • King Beauregard

    Dammit woman, no it is not right what happened to you, but neither is it right of you to support men like Trump just because he didn’t target you specifically.

    • chimpevil

      I’ll admit I don’t understand the psychology of any of this because thankfully I’ve never been subjected to this shit, but I don’t blame any of these women one iota for their actions. They are victims in the truest sense of the word, and the so-called men who do this demon shit are lower than maggots who should have theirs balls cut off, if they have any, and stuffed in their pusillanimous mouths, Drumpf included.

      • amrak63

        (with votes, of course) ;)

      • King Beauregard

        I am by no means saying that she deserved what happened to her because of her voting choices years later. But I am saying that a vote for Trump was beyond question a vote for a man who sexually assaults women and encourages others to do the same, and she was fine throwing in her support. I am assuming she has enough intelligence and agency to be responsible for her choices.

        • Beelzebubba

          She probably gets her “news” from Faux.
          I’m really not sure how much slack to cut Fox victims: they presumably tune in of their own volition.

  • bluicebank

    “In other news, more than 50 Alabama pastors have signed a letter in support of Roy Moore.”

    Pretty sure they’re misinterpreting “suffer the little children” phrase.

    • Roadstergal

      Pretty sure they misinterpreted the whole “Suffer the little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me” phrase.

      • amrak63

        Pretty sure Jesus isn’t going to be too happy with them.

        • Indeniable Ron

          Fukkin’ A, man.
          – JC

  • pgjack

    50 Alabama pastors signed a letter in support of this child molester???? WTF is wrong with these people? They’re supposed to be representing a merciful and compassionate god. I wonder how many of them have dipped their wicks in underage parishioners? Somebody needs to do some looking into Alabama clergymen.

    • amrak63

      Matthew 18:6, NRSV:

      “If any of you put a stumbling block before one of these little ones who believe in me, it would be better for you if a great millstone were fastened around your neck and you were drowned in the depth of the sea.”

      Uh, pastors? Maybe you should revoke that letter?

      • Spurning Beer

        Oops, you beat me to the punch. I went with the full thees-and-thous.

        • Indeniable Ron

          Which does work better since they’re all KJVOnly hypocrites.

          • amrak63

            I don’t understand the KJV Only people.

            Do they think the people of the Bible spoke and wrote Early 17th-Century English?

          • Indeniable Ron

            As a matter of fact, many do. Amazing, innit?

    • amrak63

      And outside of Alabama, too.

    • Ants In My Eyes Johnson

      The only new thing here is them openly supporting a child molester.

      The church has had serious problems with its men helping themselves to the girls, then covering for them when somebody gets suspicious, since probably forever.

  • An Outhouse for the résistance

    She said no so he threw her out – no harm, no foul.

  • Put On Your War Paint!

    Gods but I Hate Republicans and Christians and Damn *any* whom would defend this creature.

  • twinkie223

    The New 10 Commandments
    by Andrea Helm

    1. Thou shall keep thy grimy hands and comments of a sexual nature to thyself, especially in a work environment.
    2. Ditto for thine dick.
    3. Thou shall not send unsolicited dick pics to a female who has not expressed an interest in receiving it.
    4. Thou shall not solicit females who are under the legal age of consent, or unable to give consent due to alcohol consumption or other impairments.
    5. Thou shall not surreptitiously give any female any substance that might render her impaired for the purpose of having sex with her while she is unconscious or otherwise unable to give consent.
    6. Blowjobs are not a birthright.
    7. Molest not thy sisters, cousins, aunts, or nieces, or any female friends of said relatives.
    8. Remember “No” means “Ew what the fuck get off me perv.”
    9. We may forgive, but we will never forget.
    10. If thou are in any way confused, refer thyself back to #6.

    • Indeniable Ron

      Now THIS I would like to see carved in granite and displayed on the courthouse steps.

  • Spurning Beer

    Matthew 8:3-6
    And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven. Whosoever therefore shall humble himself as this little child, the same is greatest in the kingdom of heaven. And whoso shall receive one such little child in my name receiveth me. But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.

    I invite Alabama clergy and laypeople to reflect upon this passage of fucking scripture.

    • bewareofme

      Aww hell that’s that New Testament Hippie shit. They only like the Old Testament smiting and murdering shit.

      • ahughes798

        You know, when god was cool with incest, child molestation, and slavery. The “good ‘ol days” they’re pining for.

    • Jena-Auerstedt

      No, no, Moore said she wasn’t offended — they were just playing a game where she had to keep grabbing his hands to keep him from fondling her female parts.

  • Beelzebubba

    “Who would Jesus vote for?” asks nobody on the “religious” right.

  • CovfefeOfTheThoughtlessMind

    “Roy Moore seemed to suggest Friday to Sean Hannity that more accusers would come forward, you know, because Satan is obviously inveighing upon Alabama women to make up lies to stop God’s Christian Soldier Roy Moore from taking his rightful place in the United States Senate.”
    Evan, I think the sentence should read:
    “Roy Moore seemed to suggest Friday to Sean Hannity that more accusers would come forward, you know, because Satan is obviously inveigling Alabama women into making up lies to stop God’s Christian Soldier Roy Moore from taking his rightful place in the United States Senate.”

    Inveigh means to rage against, while inveigle means to persuade by means of lies and flattery.

    • Beelzebubba

      I use both, actually.

  • CovfefeOfTheThoughtlessMind

    ““You’re just a child,” … so, old Roy DID know the difference between a woman and a child.

    • Heyzeus Ahchay

      “You’re just a child. A sweet, loveable, rapeable child, an innocent, sweet, molestable child, a screaming, crying, fighting child and I can’t get your top off, or your hands down my pants. You’re just a child, and I can’t be caught doing this, so I’m kicking you out of my car and getting the hell out of here before my friends on the police force realize I had my ass kicked by a little girl.” — somebody, somewhere, maybe, allegedly, probably not in Alabama a long time ago.

  • Run2Live

    Romancing by the dumpster. The dude really knows how to charm the young ladies.

    • Invisible Bunyip

      “Courting” he calls it.

  • ken_kukec

    That’s disgusting — I mean, wearing brown hush-puppies? What kinda sick, twisted bastard does that?

    • Indeniable Ron

      Me. But then, I was 15 at the time and needed the toe room.

      • ken_kukec

        … er, present company excluded!

        • Indeniable Ron

          It’s okay. It was a different, simpler time. Plus they came in suede. SUEDE.

          • ken_kukec

            Well, that’s different then. Hell, even Elvis wore suede shoes!

          • blaid droog

            Only blue ones.

    • Alan

      Hey! I had hush puppies 50 years ago.

      • blaid droog

        I went for the weejuns. Though I thought it was a gyp, they didn’t come with the pennies.

  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨
    • kaydenpat

      That wouldn’t be good. Jones needs the win. Trump is looking for a way to put something over Justice who can work on firing Mueller. He’s furious that Sessions recused hijself from overseeing Mueller’s investigation.

    • Jena-Auerstedt

      Didn’t I just see the two of them on Saturday Night Live? Sure *looked* like them

  • ken_kukec

    “Wait, did we miss the part where Moore called her mom to ask if he could molest her kid?”

    That’s just for “good” girls, from “good families.” Roy Moore obviously adheres to the Mungo Jerry school of courtship (“If her daddy’s rich, taker her out for a meal/if her daddy’s poor, just do what you feel”).

    • Rebecca Johnson

      Can’t believe you know that song.

      • sarafina

        EVERYBODY knows that song.

  • ken_kukec

    “… SHE AND HER HUSBAND ARE TRUMP SUPPORTERS …”

    Guess now we’ll get to see some of that vaunted TRUMP LOYALTY for his supporters.

    • HooverVilles

      Wonder what their support will really be?

  • Jena-Auerstedt

    The campaign slogan in in Moore’s race will soon be: “Vote for the child molester. It’s important.”

    Because unless he wins, the Republicans can’t guarantee they’ll be able to borrow $1,500 billion dollars (that’s how much it is) to give a tax break averaging $725,000 to the richest 150,000 families in this country.

    • just_jim

      To be clear, they don’t care about most of those 150,000. It’s the top 500-5,000 that matter to them. If they could screw the other 145,000 and give the money to their favorites they would.

  • Vagenda and Pee-ara

    So how do you get sexually assaulted by a creepy Republican when you were a teenager, and grow up to support Donald Trump for president?

    Not that I don’t believe her, because I definitely do, I just don’t understand how you grow up to support a pussy grabber, after that trauma.

    • Ala fuckin bama.

      • Vagenda and Pee-ara

        I feel like I’m on crazy pills.

        • No really, that is what it is. You go with the flow, keep your head down, behave, be good, don’t make waves…..
          HUH. Sounds like a lifetime of abuse don’t it?
          Ala fuckin bama.

          • Persistent Tennessee Rain

            Okay, true confession time. As a victim of sexual assault and acquaintance rape, I defended Bill Clinton. It wasn’t until these recent “episodes” of sexual assault came to light that I realized Clinton is most likely guilty as charged. We, as a liberal community, cannot continue to point the finger at Weinstein, Spacey, Woods, Trump and others without seriously looking at Bill Clinton.

          • george lastrapes

            Now you know the old rule. Their guy does it, he’s a festering exemplar of squalid depravity. Our guy does it, he’s a lovable scamp.

          • blaid droog

            You got one upvote. I’d give you ten if I could. I don’t know which one I detest the most. They both sucked bankster dick and swallowed the gravy.

          • bbayliss

            Wait a minute. Bill Clinton had an affair with a consenting adult.
            He used his position and charisma to seduce a young woman. It was wrong then, it’s wrong now and I’ll never forgive him for what he did to the people who should have meant the most to him.
            He was not running for office last cycle and probably never will again.

          • I’m a survivor. The thing I remember being mad at about Bill Clinton the fact that he could not keep his dick in his pants while he was the leader of the free world. It wasn’t till later that I got pissed off that he couldn’t keep his dick in his pants PERIOD. As disgusting as that horn dog is, attacking 14-year-old girls is a quantum leap worse.

          • bbayliss

            First, I’m terribly sorry for the nightmare you’ve been through.
            But what’s the real difference between terrible, and horrible?
            My wife was abducted and suffered through watching her attacker deciding whether to murder her or not.
            We have a daughter, and I live in fear of what she might someday face.

          • Rebecca Johnson

            Bill Clinton is accused of sexually harassing Paula Jones, raping Juanita Broderick, and groping Kathleen Willey. He admitted to having two affairs, one with a 22-year-old White House intern.

          • bbayliss

            You’re right of course, I was thinking only of the impeachment.
            I’m no fan of Bill Clinton and would not endeavor to diminish any of his predatory behavior.

          • sarafina

            Oh For Fuck’s Sake. Exactly what public office does Bill Clinton currently hold? Bill got hauled before Congress, impeached for a blow job, then left office. If there had been any (other) credible cases they would have come out then.

          • kareemachan

            Gee, you’re so trustworthy

          • Persistent Tennessee Rain

            Fuck you

      • blaid droog

        In Birmingham they love the governor.

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      Compartmentalization is a strange beast.

    • Alan

      Alabama.

    • Toledo Window Box

      It’s frankly pathetic that any person in this country was not able to see, prior to election day, that electing Trump would be a catastrophic error.

      • Vagenda and Pee-ara

        Never underestimate the stupidity of the American people.

        • blaid droog

          I never have. ray gun, bush, bush, trump. Fuck it, ima gonna throw in clinton too. Motherfucker had me fooled. Maybe it was the Fleetwood Mac that sucked me in.

          • Vagenda and Pee-ara

            I unrepentently love Bill Clinton.

          • Rebecca Johnson

            You’re no different than the Roy Moore supporters.

          • Vagenda and Pee-ara

            Right, because consensual affairs with ADULT women is EXACTLY the same thing as trying to rape teenagers.

          • Rebecca Johnson

            Roy Moore has been accused of an attempted rape and groping a minor. Bill Clinton has been accused of rape, groping a woman and sexual harassment. Aside from the ages of the supposed victims involved, WHICH IS A BIG DEAL, the situation is the same.

          • Vagenda and Pee-ara

            Clinton has been accused of rape by one woman who is batshit crazy, which is a fact that you conveniently, and consistently, ignore. That’s slightly different than the multiple women who’ve accused Trump and Moore of assaulting them against their will.

            I guess the fact that Clinton’s alleged victims showed up to support DONALD TRUMP during his debate with HILLARY Clinton, means they’re totally credible, and totally non-partisan. Why wouldn’t the victims of sexual assault show up to support a man who is on RECORD as saying he assaults women against their will, and had TWENTY FIVE credible witnesses show up and say “yep, he definitely grabbed my pussy against my will.”

          • blaid droog

            Misspelled unrepentantly.

    • Rebecca Johnson

      It’s Alabama. Probably everyone in her social circle supports Trump. Besides, they all know all those allegations against Trump are Fake News!

      … how many feminists and leftists do you know who supported Bill Clinton. And continue to support him? Like look no further than the writers on this site. It’s like that, but for Trump.

      • Vagenda and Pee-ara

        Bill Clinton had two consensual adult affairs. That hardly makes him Donald Trump or Roy Moore. Paula Jones was on the GOP’S PAYROLL for a decade, and Juanita Broderick is a loon that even Ken Starr didn’t believe.

        • Rebecca Johnson

          So Clinton’s numerous accusers were all lying or it was consensual, nothing to see here, but you believe the accusations made against somebody you already dislike.

          • sarafina

            Why, yes!!!!!!

          • Rebecca Johnson

            So you’re prejudiced.

          • Vagenda and Pee-ara

            Which of Clinton’s “numerous” accusers are you talking about? The one who got paid hundreds of thousands by the GOP (and got hundreds of thousands more in plastic surgery on their dime), or the one who claims the Clinton’s killed her husband and cat?

            Monica Lewinsky wrote an op-ed in WaPo when Roger Ailes died, where she talked about what a disgusting POS ROGER AILES was for exploiting her. Guess who she didn’t say was a POS? If uou gueesed Bill Clinton, youre correct.

            It’s almost like stupid, RWNJs don’t know the difference between sexual assault (Donald Trump), raping kids (Roy Moore), and having consensual extra marital affairs (Bill Clinton). I bet you don’t believe the TWENTY FIVE sluts who say Donald Trump assaulted them, do you?

          • kareemachan

            Gee, I don’t hear from those “sluts”

            Why is that?

          • Rebecca Johnson

            What does it matter than one of Clinton’s accusers had plastic surgery? That’s a sexist thing to say. Do you know who else paid Paula Jones thousands of dollars? Bill Clinton, in a lawsuit settlement. No, I don’t support Donald Trump, I voted for Hillary, but why should I give Bill Clinton a special benefit of the doubt that I wouldn’t give Moore or Weinstein or Trump?

          • Vagenda and Pee-ara

            It matters because her plastic surgery was paid for by Republicans. The same Republicans who were paying her over $100,000 a year in the 1990s. If someone paid me $100,000 a year over the course of a decade, and paid for my plastic surgery bills, I’d be perfectly willing to say that you raped me.

            What’s your theory on why Paula Jones showed up during the debates to support Donald Trump? Because he’s such a feminist icon?

        • sarafina

          I’m annoyed that Bill Clinton pissed away a chance to do more good for the American people for a blow job, but I think the Rs were fanatical about trying to destroy him. And Ken Starr should be voted to be unemployed and homeless.

          • Vagenda and Pee-ara

            I loved that tbey couldnt get rid of him, because the American public loved him, AND Newt Gingrich was exposed as a collosal hypocrite.

            Guess who has nothing but good things to say about Bill these days? Ken Starr.

          • sarafina

            Ah yes, Ken Starr. Making football playing rapists safe from prosecution at Baylor University. Wonder where he’ll protect the next bunch of perverts?

  • Manhattan123

    The New Yorker is reporting Moore was banned from a local mall for targeting teen girls there. Because, you know, what 32-year-old guy doesn’t go cruising at the Urban Outfitter for some teen friends.

    https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/locals-were-troubled-by-roy-moores-interactions-with-teen-girls-at-the-gadsden-mall

    • Resistance Ftr PuckStopsHere

      A must-read.

    • Toledo Window Box

      Could have happened to ANY red-blooded American pervert.

  • Dropping out? That’s for hippies.

    Nice work, but it only proves…

    Roy Moore is the most qualified candidate for the job.

    Rape. Murder. Arson. And rape.
    https://youtu.be/bigZ1fmwD-Q

    He likes rape

  • Gosala

    I couldn’t read this. It is too gross. And the sad part, the fundegelucals will see nothing wrong because it is patriarchy before morals

    https://www.salon.com/2017/11/13/dont-expect-alabama-republicans-to-turn-against-roy-moore/

    Defeating Moore is going to be more about turning out decent Democrats and independents than turning Republicans against him.

    Fuck this country.

    • mailman27

      If we didn’t have children and grandchildren here, my wife and I would have fled our country months ago. We don’t sit easy here. And I love my fucking country.

    • blaid droog

      Fuck this country. That would be on my license plate, if I could shave it down to seven letters.

  • Weird Fishes

    Every day there’s been a new allegation that’s done nothing towards making him even remotely less repugnant.

    Today’s Rapey Creepy revelations aren’t helping matters. Sink this sackashit already.

  • Ricardo Santos

    Weird that “grab them by the pussy”, about 13 women accusing Trump or “since I was the owner of the Miss Universe, I would walk in while the young contestants were dressing), and a woman (when she was 13) accusing him of rape were not “Triggers” for her not to vote for Trump. Alabama Stockholm Syndrome.

    • sarafina

      You know, it’s easy to dump on the woman. She’s making a painful statement that may cause her future public discrimination, but you all (dickheads on C&L) want to focus on her politics. People go to church and choose political parties for many reasons – not everybody in church or a party is a true believer on everything. She made a statement, and you are condemning her. Jerk.

      • Ricardo Santos

        Next time you address me, do it with ethical standing. Calling me a Jerk while being incompetent in your reading/ comprehension skill serves no purpose. I did not attack the woman but questioned her voting for Trump for president under the above circumstance of being a serial sexual abuser. At this precise moment, everyone is saying, except for Republican morons, if you vote for Moore you are legitimizing or voting for a pedophile. Also, learn what “triggers” are. I respect these women for their fortitude because Republicans don’t give a shit to Republican corruption and they have always attacked the victims.

        • sarafina

          “Alabama Stockholm Syndrome.” or “Weird that “grab them by the pussy … were not “Triggers” ” ARE attacks. Let me educate you. Many men are abusers. Like pedophiles, one cannot tell just by looking at them. Ms. Beverly probably believed she was safe from Trump because there was little chance she’d meet him in person.

          Check your writing ability. I don’t see anything about “respect” in your original comment.

          • Ricardo Santos

            Please, I will ask you again, do not address my comments without learning reading and comprehension. You are a useless individual when it comes down to presenting your arguments, you have the tendency to try and belittle others, and are wasting my time. You do have the rights like everybody else to question or rebut, but you have no ability to debate intellectually, so I am requesting it. Furthermore you are speculating what could be in Beverly’s head. I only questioned her motives. Again learn what “triggers” are.

  • sweet freedom
    • blaid droog

      So, Candy is his current victim and she’s locked in his van?

  • Moar Wordz

    What a horrific experience. Class A creep D.A.
    Kudos to Beverly Young Nelson for having the courage to share publicly in a statement to the media.
    ” D.A attempts rape on 14 year old restaurant worker, she fights him off vehemently , enduring multiple painful bruises all over her body, sucessfully flees from car onto asphalt and is left there as he peels away. ”
    Yeah, he’s a real peach.

  • akryan

    TBF, it looks like the letter of support from 50 pastors may be a fake that Moore’s wife just straight made up to show that he’s still God’s chosen senator. She posted the “letter” in an online post and some of the pastors contacted about it, said they didn’t know anything about it. Of course, whether they wrote it or not, now that it’s out there, any of them that don’t deny it may just have well have written the letter.

  • mailman27

    I hope that he stays in the race so that
    1. He loses. OR
    2.He wins, and gets the boot for being a kiddie diddler; leaving a spreading stain on the Repukelamotherfucking Party that takes a decade to remove.

    • blaid droog

      A decade is not nearly long enough. Teh twelfth of never would be better.

    • BouncyFlyer

      But we’ll instead get 3) He wins in a landslide, he’s seated, and everyone who dared to accuse this “man of Gawd” of anything but the best and most gentlemently of behavior will suddenly be “accidented” and “suicided” in most “mysterious” circumstances. That shit works for Putin all the time.

    • kareemachan

      But Alabamans *like* pedophiles….

  • Meatus

    If Moore is a god fearing man, I hope he’s scared shitless right now.

  • blaid droog

    It would be funnier if ol roy developed hisself some peyronies disease and his urologist told him the old dick would have to be cut off.

  • motmelere

    What is the boiling point of blood? I hit that half way through this. If this raper were to preside over his own case, he would admit evidence that argues ‘the ho is a disgruntled antifa lesbo’ or ‘the child didn’t struggle enough’. I wish there was a hell to be the polestar of this creep’s compass.

  • freakishlypersistent

    Trump bragged on tape that he grabs women “by the pussy” and molests them, and creeps in to teenage pageant girls dressing rooms. This woman, and her husband. voted for him.

    • renegade500

      Yeah, I don’t get that. She was molested, I am sure it was a traumatic event for her, and yet she apparently supported a man who molested other women. That just doesn’t add up for me!

    • Ducksworthy

      Most white Alabamians suffer from Stockholm syndrome and, lets face it, are so guilty and fearful of the ghost of Nat Turner that they will vote for Beelzebub himself if he promises to keep them safe from the people they hate. (Who, as the old testament Gawd and logic has taught, must hate them as much as they hate the Other.)

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  • ExecutorElassus

    He won’t drop out. He will win the election, and then — finally — the Senate will have the balls to invoke Article 1, §5 of the US Constitution and expel him from the Senate.

    And then the Governor will appoint Luther Fucking Strange again.

    fuuuuuuck.

  • persistently_resistant_gayby

    Hello all – tomorrow is a significant day down undah.

    Tomorrow, we’ll see if the country we live in, chooses to treat all of its citizens in equal dignity under the law.

    It’s a supposed to be a rainy day in Melbourne tomorrow – but I hope for a moment, a rainbow will break free from the darkness…

  • James Baskin
  • Teto85

    Ewww. I wish someone had bobbitized him.

  • Jeremy Grunloh

    The thing that is pissing me off is the fact the Beverly Young Nelson voted for
    Trump *AFTER* the 12 women, meaning that she didn’t believe *THEM*, yet
    she expects *US* to believe her. And *WE* do… proving that empathy is
    the deciding-line between a liberal and conservative.

  • HooverVilles

    In other news, more than 50 Alabama pastors have signed a letter in support of Roy Moore. You know, because they know WWJD, and it is “support people who allegedly bad-touch kids.”

    Unless, unless they are democrats!

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