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Morning Wonketariat! Here’s some of the things we may be talking about today.

Senate Republicans are flailing their arms and waving an incomplete report from the Joint Committee on Taxation that says the shrinking middle class will bigly win under the Trump/Ryan tax cuts (for the super rich.) Spoiler, it won’t!

Over in the House, Republicans are praying to the ghost of Ronald Reagan that they can cobble enough votes together by Thursday or Friday.

A moment of reckoning is coming for Republicans over their Trump/Ryan tax cuts (for the super rich) as the House and Senate continue to figure out just how many Ameros they’ll try to reward mega donors with for putting them in office.

Amid ALLEGATIONS that Alabama’s gay hatin’ Republican Senate candidate Roy Moore tried to hide his disco-era dick in young and teenage girls, Breitbart has the EXCLUSIVE story of how WaPo is clearly lying since one of the girls wasn’t bourgeois enough to have her own phone line.

Roy Moore did a fuck-the-press conference last night where he threatened to sue WaPo, blaming Mitch McConnell and his LIBERAL media lemmings for telling everyone about his ALLEGED kiddie diddling.

Two Navy SEALs are under investigation for killing a Green Beret after he tried to blow the whistle on their ALLEGED scheme of stealing money earmarked for Not American snitches.

The Bannonites are trying to drag their next damaged lamb, Darrell Scott, to the slaughterhouse of a congressional run so that they actually have someone to lead their (no joke) “black people plan.

Some Earth First science bozos are complaining about a global spike in carbon emissions, calling it a “giant leap backwards for human kind.” Geez, just get over it, and get yourself a fashionable cyberpunk respirator already.

Democrats are quietly roaming the halls of the UN attempting to strike their own agreements with Not America in an effort to thwart climate change.

Not American students are bailing on US schools, with 45% taking their colorful funny money to other parts of the world.

Former spy chiefs John Brennan and James Clapper were on teevee with Jake Tapper laughing off Trump’s criticisms of their Russian reports, calling it “a badge of honor” to be insulted by him, and stating that Trump is being “played” by Putin.

The investigation into former HHS secretary Tom Price’s fancy flights is sucking in more people like some sort of mysterious tropical triangle.

Trump says he’ll announce a trade deal on Wednesday, but he isn’t saying what the deal is — so it’s either a bunch of bullshit, or a Trumped-up TPP.

Trump met with Rodrigo Duterte and thanked him for showering him with golden praises and red carpets. The two (probably) talked about murdering journalists and critics in an effort to collectively “advance peace, to promote security.”

More than 300 people have been killed in Iran after an earthquake measuring 7.3; state officials are reporting almost 4,000 injured.

Wearing their best track suits and puffy vests, a bunch of Eurotrash neo-Nazis marched through Poland this weekend — clearly they’re unaware that actual Nazis tried to murder their grandparents almost 80 years ago.

A Vietnamese security firm is claiming that it has broken Apple’s new FaceID security feature with time, effort and a $150 3-D printed mask as nerds everywhere search for their shocked face.”

The NSA is going Roto-Rooter to look for moles and holes inside its lead-lined walls in an attempt to find out who the fuck is leaking secrets to evil black hat hackers.

Some US officials are raising red flags about a Chinese (42% state-owned) security camera manufacturer that has been dominating the big brother eye market. Insert your favorite William Gibson quote here. [Archive]

Hannity is going to WAR with Keurig for pulling its ads for his defense of Roy Moore, and calling on his brainwashed husks to #RageAgainstTheCoffeeMachine.

When she’s not busy being an asshole to everyone in DC, Omarosa says she does “everything” at Trump’s White House, but Crom only knows what the hell that actually means.

And here’s your late night wrap-up!

John Oliver brought back the Catheter Cowboy to look at the last year under Trump; Chelsea Handler had some talky time with Kentucky congressional hopeful Amy McGrathBill Maher was Checking In On Jared KushnerSNL can’t believe how Roy Moore gives more children in Alabama nightmares than Jeff Sessions and Mike Pence, and wondered what lessons the Democrats learned last Tuesday.

And here’s your morning Nice Time!
The critically endangered Columbia Basin pygmy rabbit (it’s North America’s super smol bunbun)!

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    • Mary Theresa

      Fake news!

    • Riley Whodat Venable

      Hey, this week is only about trying to look busy until Wednesday at 3:00 pm. Then head to your local for a couple of pints, and get home by 6:00 pm. A little TV, then start chopping about 10:00, knowing you can get a nap about 4:00 am. The turkey goes in at 6:00 AM, the ham can wait.

      • Beelzebubba

        It’s next week around these parts… where do you live? (So we can visit.)

        • Riley Whodat Venable

          Aw crap. Thanks, I get an extra week to work. And I was so looking forward to a daytime drunk on Wednesday.

          • Beelzebubba

            We were looking forward to two T-day feasts. Maybe I shoulda kept quiet until Wednesday nite.

          • Riley Whodat Venable

            We went to one in October with some Canadien friends. It was nice, if you like poutine (I do).

  • Nounverb911
    • Beelzebubba

      Funny how that post was timed, eh?

  • Nounverb911
  • Nounverb911
  • Beelzebubba

    At leat they’re not calling it a “black people solution.”

  • Beautiful Soup

    Silly Hannity-loving Keurig killers – good liberals don’t use Keurig because of all the plastic (I am a bad liberal).

    • Beelzebubba

      You can buy little paper filters and a re-usable cup. Less waste than a traditional drip machine, actually.

      • Beautiful Soup

        Yeah, I do have the reusable cup. I should try that again.

      • You DO have to make sure your coffee pod machine and the reusable plastic pods are compatible :/

        • Beelzebubba

          They are physically – Keurig’s attempt to disable generic pods was laughably easy to work around.

          • Shawn Renee Ernoehazy

            I bought the re-usable pod thing for the Kuerig where I completed my internship and now rent space for my practice. People seem to be so damn lazy about using it (dump it out, fill it up; it is not rocket science), the plastic cups from wherever keep being brought into the office. I don’t get it; since it seems the Kuereg produces a miniscule amount of coffee (or tea) from each pod.

      • kareemachan

        And Costco carries compostible Keurig-type cups.

        • Beautiful Soup

          Very cool! I haven’t seen those yet.

      • J. M. Tusks, Esq.

        I got the reusable filter and while my tree-hugging liberal side was satisfied with reducing the waste, my selfish, impatient millennial side hated cleaning the damn thing every time. So I just stopped using the keurig and now both sides are happy.

      • onedollarjuana

        French press. Better coffee and no waste. Just good grounds for your garden.

    • Baconzgood

      Good coffee drinkers don’t use them either, because they only make one tiny shitty cup of coffee at a time. I drink a whole pot of coffee by 10AM. I don’t have time to brew a cup every time.

    • J. M. Tusks, Esq.

      I hate that my office has a K-cup machine but I also hate paying for my two to three cups of coffee a day so I’m really goddamn conflicted. At the very least, I got a 8-oz thingy of half and half to keep in the fridge instead of using a little bit of one of those little creamer cups and throwing the rest away.

      • Baconzgood

        Buy a small coffee machine (8-10 cups) and put it in your cubicle. That way you can have good coffee and not even have to stand until you need to piss or get so wired out on caffeine they send you home. Worked for me when I had an office jerb.

      • Shawn Renee Ernoehazy

        Back up the train! You have to pay for coffee at work? Or is it more existential, in that you have no other options?

        • J. M. Tusks, Esq.

          It’s the only option for free coffee at work, otherwise I would have to pay for it somewhere else.

  • Nounverb911
    • grindstone

      oMG, I’m a middle school gurl! Moar exclamation points!!!!

    • coozledad

      That ain’t coffee.

    • bupkus231

      These fucking guys seem not to realize what a scamming self-promoting asshole that Evan Hafer of Black Rifle Coffee really is. All these stupid wingnuts see is some guy wrapping himself in the flag, and suddenly he’s the best thing since the mullet….

    • Viktor

      Nothing tastier than American coffee beans yall

    • rosenbomb

      “stay woke”

      Nothing like a Trumper appropriating black culture. It’s morning in America

    • george lastrapes

      So, do you brew it with Blackwater, then go off and do black ops at a black site? The coffee for soldiers-of-fortune and gamers alike?

    • cmd resistor

      Flavored with gunpowder?

    • george lastrapes

      Tongue-in-cheek? I think I might be detecting irony here, which would be on a frequency not within the RWNJ bandwidth. Or I might be mistaken, badly mistaken. All I have is instant coffee to clear my cobwebs.

  • OrG

    Hey lumpy, stupid and evil is no way to go through life son.

  • Baconzgood

    “Black people plan”? Does that sound too much like “final solution to the Jewish question”

      • Baconzgood

        I actually said to some customer this morning “OK. 3 and 5 is 8 and 2 bits is your change. See you later brother” (I term I have always used and so often I don’t realize I say it).

        He stared at me with venom and said “I’m NOT your brother”

        To which I said “what ever you say chum”.

        Like a Irish Catholic cracker don’t have the right to say “brother” or “chief” or “partner”.

        What am I stuck with then “buddy-boy”, “pal” or “skip”? I grew up in Homestead PA. If I called some one “Skipper”, white or black or Korean I’d get my ass kicked.

        • Daniel

          “Mate”?

          • Baconzgood

            Only it there is an “AAAARRRRR!!!!11!!1!!” proceeding it.

          • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

            “Sport-O”
            “Mack”
            “shithead”

          • Baconzgood

            Jockamo
            Mang
            Dude-man
            Cochise
            My man
            Billy Boy
            Ace
            Festus
            Etc. Etc.

          • Daniel

            Jockamo? Are they not men?

          • Riley Whodat Venable

            Jocksmo Fina Nay

          • Riley Whodat Venable

            “Dickweed”

          • Riley Whodat Venable

            Only if you are in the lou que at your local after a couple of pints.

          • Daniel

            Lou Que- what wolf?

          • Riley Whodat Venable

            No no no. Loup Garou

          • Daniel

            That’s “where wolf”.

            Who’s on first?

          • Riley Whodat Venable

            I only speak some Louisiana French. I can’t even spell in English.

            http://mythologian.net/loup-garou-rougarou-cajun-legend/

            It kind of like calling Mr. Night “Monsieur Chevalier”. So much Cajun French is phonetic translation that it is a mess.

        • Riley Whodat Venable

          Grew up in Louisiana. “Man” or “Brother” is the go to address to a stranger. In South Louisiana “Cher” or “Mon Frere ” also works.

          • Baconzgood

            I’m a big fan of “slick” with a pistol wink.

        • Rags
    • Riley Whodat Venable

      Why do I suspect that no Black or Brown people helped draw up the plan?

      Maybe if Bannon dressed up like Huggy Bear…

      • Baconzgood

        If I had 10K I’d pay him to go to the next Moore rally dressed like that. Bannon’s a whore, he’d do it.

  • ManchuCandidate

    Caffeine in the name of…

    But after a few days as the withdrawal sets in it will be Covfefe in the name of…

  • Nounverb911
  • memzilla Ω
    • coozledad

      It’s the Poland of the US.

    • Nounverb911

      We used to see Liz Smith all the time at this little ‘hole in the wall’ French restaurant we go to in Manhattan. Will miss her.

      • Beelzebubba

        Little spot on 60th St., right? One of the best things about NYC is all the “neigborhood gems”.

  • Mr. Blobfish
  • grindstone

    All of a sudden Keurig is a liberal thing? I love the thinking. BAD?? mUST bE LIBRUL!

    At least I can recognize that being fiscally conservative can have some good points, and that not all conservatives are automatically evil. But this is just elementary school bullshit.

    • ManchuCandidate

      The Truth is most of these shits haven’t evolved emotionally past nursery school and dully equate politics with sportsball.

    • coozledad

      They’re down to the magic 27% and they’re fucking apeshit.

      • Beelzebubba

        This, I think, is very true. As support for Il Douche and his Refucklican enablers dwindles, the remaining audience for Hannity and his bullshit gets more and more loony.
        Given that the Fucks Gnus business model is “tell ’em what they want to hear,” the propaganda that they broadcast necessarily gets crazier as well.

  • Suttree

    I wish those tiny rabbits weren’t endangered. I want to act like a mother possum with them. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/03b3bee07e074213775336a01963f899ae1a772f9806846e78ac1b0414195c81.jpg

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Ugliest. Cat Picture. Ever.

      • Riley Whodat Venable

        Possumes are cute. We have one that lived just over our fence on a golf course. We got to see her raise 3 litters.
        BYW, don’t mess with a mother anything.

    • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

      Aww such cute kitties!

  • FlemmishSpy

    Why would an advertiser sign on to Hannity’s show if they risk the Keurig treatment should they pull the plug?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Keurig’s sales will probably go up as a result of this.

    • coozledad

      “Pulling the plug” on Hannity is a mental image I do not like.

    • Beautiful Soup

      I don’t know, it could be a great way to get thousands of wingnuts to buy your products and drop them off a building.

      • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

        “War is Peace; Freedom is Slavery; Ignorance is Strength*”

        And Boycotts are Profit.

        *Thomas Jefferson, Huckleberry Finn

  • beatbort

    Dear Sean Hannity,
    You are right. As a liberal, I am so outraged by the members of your audience destroying their coffee makers. The more they do it, the more outraged I become. Hell, if they each bought 100 Keurig coffee makers and then videotaped themselves destroying them, I would be so super extra totally outraged that my life would not be worth living. Could you please ask them to do that?
    Thanks man. You’re the best (douchebag) on TV.
    ALiberal

  • Nounverb911
  • coozledad

    In the white room with white people near white station
    white roof country, no black people, no Hispanics
    Silver health plan Sunbeam toaster Hellmann’s mayo
    Dawn light smiles on propane grill of my contentment

    I’ll break off my arm where the sun never shines
    Digging for for gold where the pinworms fend for themselves

    Dressed in chinos, pastel Izod at white station
    Platform docksides, restless waistband, fuck you Windows®
    I walked into black line forming at white station
    As I walked out, felt warm urine in my chinos…

    https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/929798246083497985

    • From Russia with Love
      • Riley Whodat Venable

        That Clapton dude is good, but he is no Jimi Hendrix.

        • From Russia with Love

          He’s no Jeff Beck or Jimmy Page either.

          • Riley Whodat Venable

            So true, but there is nothing that says Rock n’ Roll like a power trio. Even ZZ Top.

    • Beelzebubba

      “We only created stormtroopers so they could go after other people.”
      Sometimes you get the SS you deserve, not the SS you wanted.

    • Riley Whodat Venable

      Brilliant.

  • Gee, Your Hair Smells Horrific

    Jesus, does this mean I have to start drinking K cup coffee? Why don’t they protest Thai food for some reason.

    • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

      Because they don’t know what Thai food is.

      • From Russia with Love

        Empty gesture. If your coffee maker doesn’t have an Italian name on it like Lavazza, you may as well throw it away.

        • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

          My Mussolini makes the BEST cofeffe.

          • From Russia with Love

            It’s a great machine, but when you turn it off it just won’t Gestapo.

  • Jgb979

    Can’t we get them smashing more things they’ve already paid for? Like assault rifles?

    Come on cons! Trigger this liberal who GENUINELY hates watching you smash your personal property and wouldn’t be laughing his ass off I promise

  • Baconzgood

    In regards to this destroying this whole shitty coffee machine that makes gar-dook java thing I can only quote Austin Powers.

    “It’s a bit nutty’

  • BadKitty904

    With or without the DNC, our work is clearly cut out for us…

    Despite Recent Wins for Democrats, Gerrymanders Dim Hopes for 2018
    https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/12/us/politics/voting-gerrymander-virginia.html

    For Democrats, signs everywhere suddenly look rosy.

    They won smashing victories last week in Virginia and other states. With voters giving the Trump presidency and the Republican-led Congress dismal grades, and the Democratic grass roots re-energized, hope is widespread for a takeover of the House of Representatives and a strong run in the Senate in the 2018 midterm elections.

    But for all the optimism, the elections in Virginia last week vividly reflected why the reality might be a good deal harsher. While Democrats won the governorship by nearly nine percentage points and won a similar margin in total votes in legislative races, it appears likely, unless recounts reverse seats, that they will fall just short of taking control of the state’s heavily gerrymandered House of Delegates.

    And around the country, gerrymandering, refined to a high art, and increasingly restrictive voting laws have left many experts wary of assuming that the intensity of Democratic voters will translate into equally robust electoral gains.

  • OneYieldRegular

    Wait, people are smashing their own coffee makers to protest sponsorship withdrawal over fawning coverage of a child molester? Did I get this right?

    • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

      Yeah, why not?

    • Viktor

      Sean should have Bill O’Reilly on again to explain the coffee anger

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        “Killing Keurig”. At bookstores this Christmas.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      America, Anno Domini 2017: The year irony died.

    • Shan

      Well, Mary and Joseph didn’t drink coffee so why…

      I can’t even finish this.

      • Beelzebubba

        Don’t worry – the fundie fabulists will come up with something.

      • folderol

        They didn’t eat cheeseburgers, either.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      YES. They are fucking morans. All of them.

    • rosenbomb

      Well, the world wouldn’t have coffee without brown people. I’m surprised they haven’t tried “boycotting” all coffee yet

  • Nounverb911
  • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

    Ben Garrison’s new cartoon about North Korea is so boringly stupid, I won’t be posting it.

    • Beelzebubba

      Must be a day that ends in “day”.

    • Ghenghis McCann

      If only Garrison would do the same.

  • Beelzebubba

    Please don’t let that asshole Zincke find out that BLM is wasting gub’mint money on a bunch of useless bunnies. I’m sure there’s something under that dirt that could be stripped out for profit.

  • beingreleased

    Remember when Obama was criticized (shocking, I know) for supposedly giving himself too much credit for getting Bin Laden? I’m curious how all those people feel about Trump’s tweets saying “Dow Jones hit a new record. GIVE ME CREDIT”?

    Also too, can those people who think Trump has magically rescued the stock market point to when Trump was elected on this?
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f4975340024323321b4efa02bb2933079af17a87d901f580b4eddcda03791bc4.png

    • Msgr_MΩment

      I’m guessing that (a) it’s way towards the left, and (b) you’re holding it upside down.

    • Gee, Your Hair Smells Horrific

      Better get some dates on the other axis fast.

      • bupkus231

        The bottom was March, 2009. Looks like those divisions are annual. Both “flattenings” appear to be in the runup to elections ( 2011-2012, 2015-2016 ). You can see the Dow taking off again in November of each of those election years – but Rump is convinced that HIS election is what mattered.

  • Nounverb911

    DOnnie got such a warm welcome in Manila…

    https://twitter.com/RVAwonk/status/930069236671746049

  • Villago Delenda Est

    The wingnuts are destroying Keurigs they already have (Keurig has their money, the morans) to display how outraged they are that anyone would withdraw advertising from Pedophile lover Hannity.

    We KNOW they are deplorable. They don’t have to keep showing us how much they are.

    • Shan

      In the Twitter replies to James Woods, some were saying “you paid for that, get a refund by telling them it’s defective” because fraud is such a good idea.

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      It actually makes sense. It’s not the machines that are making them all the money. It’s the fact that only Keurig-brand pods work in the damn thing, so you’re stuck to Keurig for life. So it’s kind of a “not another damn cent” statement.

      Of course if they’re buying the machines in order to destroy them, that’s pretty stupid.

      • Latverian Diplomat

        “You’re welcome for that business model, world!”
        — Gilette

        • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

          “…and now we’d like to sue you for it because we own the patent.”

          -Apple

  • Michael R
  • Is this Keurig (sorry, never heard of em) thing part of a cunning plan to boost the economy by getting eedjuts to destroy stuff they already paid for? Cool. How do I go about withdrawing my ads which don’t exist anyway but reckon that won’t matter because playskool outrage.

    • Timothy Watson

      Unfortunately, that would be a broken window fallacy. Replacing something that was destroyed doesn’t cause economic growth.

  • Mary Theresa

    I don’t think Lumpy thought this thru. Potential advertisers are thinking wtf?

    • Nounverb911

      Lumpy thinking? Shirley you jest…

      • Mary Theresa

        My bad, they don’t both belong in the same sentence.

      • Resistor Radio

        Don’t call me Surely

  • Viktor

    I’m surprised the Alt Righters aren’t supporting Keurig, it sounds German.

    • Me not sure

      DEUTSCHLAND UBER CAFFEINATED! Blitzkeurig.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        Also too, Dominic? #RageAgainstTheCoffeeMachine is genius.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      Oh, it’s stupider than that. Have you ever noticed the caddy behind Trump in his oval office photos? He’s getting a little free publicity for his Trump-branded KCups.

  • Nounverb911
    • alwayspunkindrublic

      “14 year old niece, you say?!?”

      –Roy Moore

      • From Russia with Love

        Definitely not too soon.

  • laughingnome

    Remember when John Lennon told the truth about Christianity and the proto-wingnuts bought Beatle records to burn them. It’s like that.

    • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

      Unfortunately, the way things were going, someone eventually did crucify him.

      Dammit, why didn’t he defect to Montréal instead of returning to the country that had Second Commandment solutions?!?

  • Bill D. Burger

    Wife loves her Breville machine, and it does make great coffee, but I think I’ll buy a Kuerig just as a protest.

  • Left Coast Tom

    The NSA is going Roto-Rooter to look for moles and holes inside its lead-lined walls in an attempt to find out who the fuck is leaking secrets to evil black hat hackers.

    Of course, one possibility is that the evil black hats got the NSA’s hacking tools because the NSA tried to hack them and they found the malware, then hacked the NSA… Setting aside the point that, under the normal definitions of a black or white hat, the NSA would, itself, be a black hat. A white hat hacker is supposed to inform the vendor when they find exploits.

    To me this is the core problem:

    Some veteran intelligence officials believe a lopsided focus on offensive weapons and hacking tools has, for years, left American cyberdefense dangerously porous.

    “We have had a train wreck coming,” said Mike McConnell, the former N.S.A. director and national intelligence director. “We should have ratcheted up the defense parts significantly.”

  • Bill D. Burger
  • Riley Whodat Venable

    The most interesting news I heard this morning was that since we are leaving the TTP Japan has increased their tariff on US Beef from 27% to 50%.

  • puredog

    “Mitch McConnell and his LIBERAL media lemmings”? Nah, it’s got no beat; can’t fap to it.

  • Suttree

    We should really advise people not to set their Keurigs on fire either. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6e58ab883af970b9f85721ff794aa2f3b680a60883390ff82e98670c24dd1b67.jpg

  • Bill D. Burger
    • A Groucho Marxist

      Reported for nudity.

    • Riley Whodat Venable

      Molesting
      Adolescent
      Girls
      Again

  • Bill D. Burger

    Ouch! You’re hurting my delicate little hands!

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DOhI3M0XUAAfFRI.jpg

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      “And while his hands were being held, we hit him with the cattle prod!”

      • Bill D. Burger

        or___ “Oh my God! That was more than a fart.”

    • eyelashviper

      The first photos of this complicated activity showed the Dotard being simply perplexed as to how to participate. Definitely dementia, those few brain synapses just not working.

    • Daniel

      I said this earlier, but seriously- what the fuck is that expression? He looks like he’s in agony.

      • Shan

        He’s touching a brown person.

        • Daniel

          With their consent.

        • From Russia with Love

          Eek!

      • Mike Steele

        YOU try to stretch short arms and tiny hands across expansive belly; it’s no mean feat! He’ll need a few consecutive weekends of golf to recoup from the past 12 days of ‘work’ over the course of 1+ year.

    • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

      I really miss “Normal-Sized Hands Across North America.”

      http://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/trudeau-handshake.gif

      Trés Amigos, aka the “APEC Hotties.” BTW, despite the whining of the northern fake-news media about a “foolishly missed opportunity” when the other leaders started their meeting without them, Los Dos Amigos (sans Monsieur Obama, le sigh) Trudeau and Peña-Nieto are still hard at work Making North America Great Again — sans Presidente Pendejo, also también.

      You know what that means. “Justin and Enrique” got the band back together!

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8c6a13fc8108bbbfdae773de207f8bdcaca459d119a885df5c6522d80e4a7355.jpg

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Gropin’ H.W. Bush. http://time.com/5019182/george-hw-bush-groping-allegation/
    She was 16, damnit.

  • Me not sure

    Will someone explain to me how destroying a coffee machine that you’ve already paid for qualifies as a boycott? I remember when John Lennon claimed that The Beatles were more popular than Jesus and people went out and bought albums just to burn them. Sales soared.

    • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

      Two words.

      Kaepernick jerseys.

    • eyelashviper

      Goper Logic, part of the degree from Trump U in Deep Derp.

    • puredog

      I think Keurig’s business model is come for the machine, stay for the overpriced coffee pods. So there’s that.

      • Any time I buy anything that uses refills I always go look at the refills before purchasing the base unit.

        We all know how that works – the razor is $2.50, the blades are $4.00 each.

        Or the ink jet printer has awesome specs and is only $125, but putting ink in it costs more than the machine.

        Always, always, always look at the cost of refills before buying the unit that uses them.

        • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

          King Gillette made his fortune telling people straight razors would kill you, so he could sell billions of blades.

      • Riley Whodat Venable

        And the hell with the environment. Micro plastic is good for everyone.

        • Yellerduck

          It’s what plants crave!

    • Somebody here or on Raw Story said they burned all their somebody’s jersey’s (which he claimed were valuable) and I asked the same thing.

      If you want to protest someone whose stuff you own then sell it. Don’t destroy your own shit.

      • JohnBull

        That would mean giving it or selling it to someone else. Conservatives don’t think about others.

        • In the case I’m talking about it was a fellow progressive. I think it was after his person made some disparaging remarks about the guys who kneel during the national anthem.

    • SomeBigRedDog

      The pods. The pods will get you every time.

  • Dept. of Space Tacos

    Good morning you damnable early birds!

    I haven’t had enough to coffee to locate and post a cute pet/coffee pic.

    > . <

  • “The sky above the White House was the color of a twitter feed, tuned to a dead democracy.”

    • Msgr_MΩment

      New Rethugcracy.

  • Bill D. Burger
    • Blanche Beecham

      That’s what I’m talking ’bout! Wait a minute, that isn’t a beer name.

      • MynameisBlarney

        It damn well should be, by goawd!

        • folderol

          Want to start a brewery?

          • MynameisBlarney

            Sure, why the fuck not, eh?

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        Well, Miller isn’t actually a beer, so….

  • tehbaddr

    “fans of the hardline Trump-supporting host reacted by smashing their Keurigs.”

    PC LOAD K-CUP. What the fuck does that mean?!!!1!!!!1111!!!!!!

  • Bill D. Burger
  • Bill D. Burger
    • Cosmic Owl

      Spit take alert!

    • “Sports Illustrated Pigs”

  • eyelashviper

    Cartoonists are just exhausted, fingers worn to the bone, trying to keep up with Trumplethinskin and Goper antics.

    http://www.caglecartoons.com/media/cartoons/139/2017/11/12/202810_600.jpg

  • memzilla Ω
    • Daniel

      There speaks someone who never watched the Mel Gibson film where he learnt What Women Want by listening into their thoughts and stalking them. I forget its name, but there is no way Mel Gibson would have lent his fine name to either of those first two things.

      • Dept. of Space Tacos

        it’s called What Women Want.

        You had it.

    • Poorly Behaved Pérsistanista

      Trim little cargo pockets, please, for verily it is true that an iPhone attached to my ass is not a good look.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Fucking Moron & Dotard: The Asia Trip

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DOhOALTX4AAAAiU.jpg

    • Cosmic Owl

      Trump the moron loves him some strong men.

    • Mavenmaven

      Trump is never happier than when in the company of murderers.

    • laughingnome

      Twilight of the clods

      • Daniel

        Twilight of the Idle.

  • Lazyjay

    https://www.kickinghorsecoffee.com/en

    great coffee and from the mythical
    Canada

  • Bill D. Burger
  • shivaskeeper

    RWNJ boycotts. Great stuff. Buy the product you are boycotting, even if you have to go out of your way to do it, then break it on video. To show how angry you are about the company. By going out to buy it first. So you can destroy it. After you bought it.

    I have to wonder if that is why they get so bent out of shape by boycotts from the left. I mean, if I was boycotting a product, I am not going to buy of use the product. Is it that the RWNJ’s think not buying any product I am boycotting is not playing fair somehow?

  • Carpe Vagenda

    Wow, really? Bannon is going to try to run Pastor Top Thugs for office? The guy with the fake doctorate who doesn’t pay his rent?

    Seriously. Awesome.

  • MynameisBlarney
  • Nounverb911
    • Cosmic Owl

      Woods also likes teenage girls.

      Geez, these guys are in deeep denial about their creepy as fuck factor.

      • folderol

        I don’t know that Woods has enough of a conscience to bother with denial.

        BTW, my Dad says he married a girl who lived down the street from our house in Federal Way, WA. Six degrees and all that.

    • Baconzgood

      This doesn’t surprise me. He always looked like a creep. But still I love his acting. But being a Ricky James fan I know how to separate an artist’s personal life from his body of work.

      • Does he actually “act”? Everything I’ve ever seen him in he just plays an asshole. Seems like he’s not any different in movies than he is in real life.

        • Daniel

          Well, he played a coked-up pimp/conman in Casino and… wait…

        • Baconzgood

          Salvador, True Believer, The Hard Way. All well acted. And I’m looking he’s a super stage actor.

          • Riley Whodat Venable

            Briscoe County Jr. 4ever.

        • folderol

          They’re gonna put me in the movies
          They’re gonna make a big star out of me
          We’ll make a film about a giant dickwad
          And all I gotta do is act naturally

      • Rags

        Dali was a wholesale forger also too

        • Erala Contratista

          And he stole his own stuff!
          Brilliant!

        • Patricio Lukas

          Dali’s paintings are super tacky and lame..

    • JohnBull

      Ooh, piece of pervy. Ooh, piece of pervy.

    • BigCSouthside

      Talk about people known for that shit for years

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Maybe a welding supplier who sells oxygen cylinders for oxyacetylene torches will pull their adds from Hannity. Wingnuts boycott oxygen!!

    • Suttree

      Or smash the bonnets off.

      • puredog

        Or throw their fuel tanks onto a bonfire.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    WTF?!? First, he played dress up with Putin and their blue shirts, now he’s playing dress up with Duterte? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/726cc4f05c787e309e6c768e39d76634dc85c87d4beed6b466f3bfd178d205df.jpg

    • laughingnome

      Donnie’s Crazy Asian Sleepover. It’s like the Hangover but the viewers are the ones who get sick.

    • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

      Mebbe when he goes to G7 in Montréal next year, he’ll cosplay as Jabba the Hutt. Co-starring Vlad Sidious as his pal, Poutine.

    • MynameisBlarney

      And they mocked Obama for doing the exact same fucking thing.

      • Latverian Diplomat

        IOKIYAR, as always.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      “Playing ‘dress up’ makes me feel like such a statesman!”
      — Alternate Universe Self-Aware Donald Trump

    • unagidon

      He looks like a bedspread thrown over a sofa.

    • Daniel

      “What’s this yellow liquid in here?”
      “Trust me, you’ll like it.”

    • Riley Whodat Venable

      Notice Melania took a break. No doubt for some Secret Service.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    Now that the Asia trip is over, I wonder what he’ll focus on fucking up.

  • Bill D. Burger

    The Master Race is with Hannity!

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DOhUCMGWsAAtJ8A.jpg

    • eyelashviper

      Along with”Hamilton”…that last one really worked.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      I would not want to be the tattoo artist in that town.

      • folderol

        But think of the huge canvas you’d have to work with! It’s like Sistine Chapel time!

        • Mr. Blobfish

          I was thinking more of the smell.

  • Jenny

    Tiny bunnies in danger! How are they not popping out of celebrity purses?!?! Where is Paris Hilton when you need her?!

  • JohnBull

    Anyone surprised by the party of the symbol-minded?

    • Suttree

      Anyone surprised by the party of the symbol simple-minded?
      -ftfy

  • Carpe Vagenda

    And this is how excited the young folks of the Philippines are about Trump and Duterte

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/040009453f5fb96788457816e959f4bce47b6dec710e5ccc62a3d550eec35c2f.png

    • Dept. of Space Tacos

      everybody, including Duerte himself, as asking themselves what they did to end up there.

      • Ghenghis McCann

        Duerte’s thinking ‘I wish it was arsenic in my glass, so I could end it now.’

        • Erala Contratista

          Too bad Dudetert, lie down with fleas, get up with more fleas.

    • wide_stance_hubby

      “OMG, he’s even uglier in person and the smell, who knew anyone could smell so bad. . .”

      • Daniel

        He smells like what I imagine the inside of a whale smells like. If the whale was a carcass that had been left out in the sun. And shat all over by scavenging seabirds.

    • He looks like he’s getting fatter. He must be a stress eater.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        He’s supposedly just under 350 now.

        • wide_stance_hubby

          tick, tick, tick. . .

        • Ghenghis McCann

          Pounds or kilogrammes?

        • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

          “Good job, Brownie” -William Howard Taft

      • kareemachan

        And look how long they had to make those slits in his shirt….

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      The expressions on the faces of the two women on the left and right speak volumes.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      He looks like a villain in a Shakespeare play.

    • eyelashviper

      Duterte is wondering if his goon squad is handy.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      Quelle horreur!

    • Riley Whodat Venable

      Is that Trump’s ballbag on the table?

    • Claire
    • miss_grundy

      I think that guayabera is too tight. He needs a bigger size.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Hey! Realtor.com just pulled their ads from Hannity’s show!

    He should immediately burn down his house and encourage his insHannitites’ to do the same.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    This just in: Sources confirm the Joint Committee on Taxation is, in fact, smoking something…

  • Dept. of Space Tacos
    • I don’t look like that because it’s Monday. I look like that because I haven’t showered for three weeks (or has it been 4?)…. can’t remember. What month is it again?

  • Mr. Blobfish

    It was red carpet like nobody, I think, has probably ever received. And that really is a sign of respect, perhaps for me a little, but really for our county. And I’m really proud of that.

    Fucking Moron

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      You’re too kind.

    • Beautiful Soup

      so nice of him to let us share a little of his glory.

    • puredog

      Though it’s a classic humblebrag, I noted that “perhaps for me a little” was STILL the first phrase I have ever heard from Trump’s lips that even sounded VAGUELY humble. (Of course, “he has so much to be humble about.”)

  • Nounverb911
  • Bill D. Burger
  • Bub, the cynical zombie

    I think I’ll have a big cup of Keurig coffee, brewed with copious amounts of Hannity tears…

    https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/930081590415327232

  • OrG

    Perhaps wingnuts could start “boycotting” Wonkette.

    • MynameisBlarney

      I say they boycott oxygen.

      • House0fTheBlueLights

        Or voting.

    • Poorly Behaved Pérsistanista

      Horror, that would be the death of DSFB!

      • OrG

        Nope first they donate to Wonkette and then burn their credit card or something.

        • Kiri the Unicorn

          No no, first they donate to Wonkette, and then they smash their computers.

    • They maybe need to boycott 32yo creeps “dating” 14yo girls…

  • Bill D. Burger
    • Carpe Vagenda

      I don’t know if everyone heard, but Hannity somehow managed to find a fake Carusone account abjectly apologizing and urging people to buy from Hannity’s advertisers and retweeted in the few hours before Twitter took it down.

  • MynameisBlarney
    • OrG

      Bitchin’ afro.

      • MynameisBlarney

        It really is.
        Also, too; think I’ll get a scrip to GQ.

      • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

        I know. That is awesome!

      • Riley Whodat Venable

        You damn skippy

      • ImGoingBacon

        I was hoping ‘fros would be back in style someday. I wonder if it’s reached terminal length?

    • Kiri the Unicorn

      Trump cultists buying every copy they can and burning them in 3…2…1…

    • BigCSouthside

      Failing GQ failing because they don’t know black people aren’t citizens. Disrespect flag and troops! Sad!
      -potential trump tweet

    • Marceline

      That citizen of the year didn’t bother to vote.

      • MynameisBlarney

        In this case, I don’t give a damn.

    • miss_grundy

      He’s got the cool 70s look down pat.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Realtor.com is pulling ads from Hannity. Will his fans burn their houses down?

    • Cosmic Owl

      That’ll show those damn liberals! I’m homeless, IN YOUR FACES!

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        “How do you like me living behind your dumpster NOW, libtard!”

    • Carpe Vagenda

      That’s the weird part. Nature’s Bounty is pulling their ads too, and they have a lot more brands and marketing partners (as well as not costing $125 a pop).

    • puredog

      One can only hope.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Major advertisers. Lettem’ know you don’t like pedophile enablers like Hannity:

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DOfNL3BVAAA7Xeq.jpg

    • Dept. of Space Tacos

      GODDAMIT HULU!

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      We’re going wipe that smug, insipid smirk off your stupid face, Sean – one advertiser at a time.

      • wide_stance_hubby

        His photo, possibly retouched maybe you think says, ‘Oh, they did a nice job with him, didn’t they?’

        • Ghenghis McCann

          That would explain ‘Blink Health’ being one of his advertisers. His face looks as if it’s been lifted so many times the only movement it’s got left is blinking.

        • bupkus231

          Who? The slow class at undertaker’s school?

    • BosGrl

      My BIL always bought Shari’s Berries for me and the girls on Valentine’s Day, so even through my darkest days I always got a valentine :). This is the same guy, though, who watches Hannity. It hurts my brain. I can’t do anything about my Capital One car loan but I can call Liberty Mutual.

    • DrBigHead

      So, do you think all of his viewers will be smashing their S-Class Mercedes like they did with their Keurig machines?

    • William

      Ok I get Terminex and Nutrisystem, but is Alfa Romeo really going to lose contact with their base by dumping Shammity?

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      Um…just out of curiosity, what does “UNTUCKit” peddle?

      And I will smack anyone who says, “Shari’s Berries.”

      • Daniel

        ’90s fashions.

      • miss_grundy

        Isn’t that the guy who came up with the shirt that you don’t have to tuck into your pants? He has a men’s and women’s line of shirts.

        • Persistent Tennessee Rain

          Clearly, I need to refrain from watching RuPaul’s Drag Race.

    • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

      Damn, I’m typing this on an HP laptop right now, and I wouldn’t have the pleasant figure I have now without Nutrisystem. I’ll have no problem boycotting Mercedes Benz and Alfa Romeo, though.

  • eyelashviper
    • TJ Barke

      Stop being so lazy, artists! Russia isn’t communist anymore!

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “Sure all the ‘cool kids’ are pulling ads from my show, but I’ll always have Goldline, the Reverse Mortgage people, and the ‘free’ scooter from Medicare people!”
    — Sean Hannity

    “It’s not enough, Sean, believe me, it’s just not enough. [weeps]”
    — Glenn Beck

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”

  • AnnieGetYerFun

    Wait, the Oregon Zoo was the first to successfully breed…rabbits? I mean, they are rabbits, I thought you just had to have two of them within a mile of each other.

    • Cosmic Owl

      LOL

      Thanks to my grade 10 English teacher, I’ll never forget what ‘prolific’ means.

      She would always say ‘like bunnies’. And accepted as an answer on vocab quizzes, too.

  • Bill D. Burger
    • MynameisBlarney

      EEEEEEWWWWW!!!!

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      I like that. Moore please.

      • Shibusa

        A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
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    • Edith Prickly
    • William

      Hey Roy, when you’re done with the van put some gas in it this time. Love ya: T Nugent.

    • Blackest Noobs

      i just cannot understand how pretty much almost none of the Republicans are skeeved out by Roy Moore’s skeevy behavior…yeah yeah i know it’s an evangelical thing to get these women when they young and not so gosh darn willful, which right there is some fucked up shit, but regardless….dating 16 year old when you are a grown man is skeevy as fucked.

      hell growing up it happened in my church’s youth group where an older guy was pursued by a younger girl, like teenager young, and theirs was mostly innocent love but older guy should have known better….at one point the Pastor took them aside and discussed it with them…we were Baptist but nothing like them ‘Bama Baptists who seem to be A-OK with skeevy old guys dating their young daughters.

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        It’s a combination of knowing you’re bad at sex, so get ’em before they have grounds for comparison (on Moore’s part) and a reliable R vote for the craziest, dumbest, most regressive shit you can possibly dream up (on the R politicos’ part). That plus – think about what our national reptile party’s members mostly look like: aging, in many cases flabby ex-jock types, who probably secretly envy Roy for “deflowering virgins.” I find myself not at all surprised by their lack of morals, outrage over the outrageous, or interest in doing anything that would be cleansing or helpful in any way.

  • Poorly Behaved Pérsistanista

    I can haz pocket wabbit, pleez.

    • Ghenghis McCann

      Do you promise to kiss him and love him and squeeze him and hug him and call him George?

      • Poorly Behaved Pérsistanista

        Kiss, love, hug but easy on the squeezing … they’re wery wittle … and as they are Spanish speaking wabbits, I will call him Jorge.

  • BigCSouthside

    Dear Bob Mueller,

    Hey buddy. We miss you. Like 3 indictments this week would be great

    Sincerely,

    All of us

    • Riley Whodat Venable

      Hey, look, next week is soon enough. Let the arresting agents and bail bonds folks enjoy Thanksgiving.

  • Bill D. Burger
    • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

      I’LL WRITE IT! WE’LL DO IT LIE!

  • Dept. of Space Tacos

    I had a dream I got a 68 on a test.

    It wasn’t scary…just disturbing.

    That is all.

    • Teecha

      70%is a distinction.

      • Dept. of Space Tacos

        I’ve got below an A this semester…worst grade that I know of since I went back to college is an 85.

        Yes, I’m insane.

      • cmd resistor

        I remember a bar review lecturer teaching some subject of which I knew very little (I think commercial paper?) who said, your goal is to get a 70% (passing grade) on a commercial paper question if you get one. If you want to know more than that, take a course in it.

    • BosGrl

      Were you dressed at least?

      • Dept. of Space Tacos

        I got a 68! Who CARES if I had clothes on?

        ; p

        • Daniel

          …it could have been 69 depending…

          • Doug Langley

            A 69 in Health class would be good.

        • Cosmic Owl

          What was the subject?

          Not all 68s were created equal.

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            it was one of my two substantive law classes, but the dream didn’t specify. (I did not do as well on my Immigration Law test as I had hoped).

          • Querolous

            Do you know the difference between 69 and 96? At 96 69 is but a fond memory.

        • BosGrl

          Well, you know, dignity and everything!

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            pfffft, I shedded dignity too long ago. Too heavy, too cumbersome.

            ; p

    • eyelashviper

      Just so you know….those dreams never go away, but the ones where you forgot to wear shoes to class finally do.

      • Dutchman

        Unless you’re in Alabama in which case shoeless is the norm.

        • eyelashviper

          but Skoolin’ is a rarity…no need for shoes, brains, books, etc.

    • btwbfdimho

      For Roy Moore, a 68 is: “You suck me and I owe you one”.

      • Dept. of Space Tacos

        gah!

  • Bill D. Burger
  • BosGrl

    Drumpf having a love affair with a guy who advocates killing the mentally ill in the streets, along with his jealousy that he can’t do away with criticism of himself, and the rule of law here.

    • Cosmic Owl

      Trump loves a man in an ornate, covered with festooneries, uniform.

      • BosGrl

        Yes, and that whole governing through fear thing works for him, too.

      • Kiri the Unicorn

        Love for “festooneries”.

        • bupkus231

          Sounds like a mashup of “festering cartoons” – which describes both Rump and Duterte

      • BosGrl

        You know he wishes someone would let him wear a uniform covered in medals.

    • cmd resistor

      Who gives him a big fancy dinner.

  • Shibusa

    https://twitter.com/jonathanchait/status/930079893140004864
    I’m sending this because I like the twitter replies, especially the first one.

  • I awoke to use my Keuric while taking a knee for the anthem. And its only Monday…

    • BigCSouthside

      My Keurig was taking a knee this morning. It’s a patriot.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      The office I used to work at removed all the Keurig machine because they thought employees were stealing the cups and taking them home. They were replaced with some brand x machine with a different kind of cup. The machine broke down constantly and people wasted more time wandering floor to floor to find a machine that worked. The replacement machines came with a chicken soup, who’s main ingredients were chicken fat and salt. The Keurig machines were back in place in a round two weeks.

  • IdiokraticKulturKommissar
  • SomeBigRedDog

    I would chase the fuck out of those pygmy rabbits if they weren’t endangered as I have a strict rule against chasing the fuck out of endangered species. Watch out fat squirrel, pretty sure your not endangered.

  • William
    • Latverian Diplomat

      Gorilla libelz!

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      That’s insulting to gorillas, who are far more intelligent than Lumpy could ever hope to be.

      • William

        True, but Hannity like most Fox talking numbskulls does tend to fling poo at his audience. The fundamental difference of course is that his audience likes it.

    • bupkus231

      That pic of Fred Flintstone really oughta be one of a suppurating boil. Fred was a nice guy at heart….

  • Bub, the cynical zombie

    Trump nominates former drug company executive as HHS secretary, where he will be responsible for regulatory oversight of the pharmaceutical industry:

    https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/930087113764327424
    https://twitter.com/woody_tobias/status/930090485825331200

    • Ghenghis McCann

      There’s an old British saying ‘Poachers make the best gamekeepers’. Trump is testing it to destruction.

    • bbayliss

      “happy to announce the fox, in his new position as guardian of the hen house”

    • bupkus231

      So, the replacement for Price is someone more horrible?

      Are any Republican Senators gonna oppose Azar?

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    When’s the Stupid Meteor going to cause the next mass-extinction event?

    • It already landed in the White House

  • MynameisBlarney

    Yeah…so…
    There’s so much WTF goin’ on here, I don’t know what to ridicule harshly first.

    https://www.rawstory.com/2017/11/north-carolina-church-accused-of-kidnapping-children-with-help-from-a-county-clerk/

    • bbayliss

      We could mock her appearance, but that’s too easy so I’ll go with:
      “The church was previously accused of kidnapping a homosexual man and attempting to beat “the gay” out of him. They’re currently under investigation for bringing in hundreds of Brazilian worshipers and allegedly turning them into slaves. They also allegedly taught the church members how to commit unemployment fraud so that members could continue to give more money to the church.”

      • MynameisBlarney

        Oh, they sound really pleasant.

      • Claire

        I wish you hadn’t mentioned her appearance. I had to go look and now I can’t unsee it.

    • Kiri the Unicorn
      • MynameisBlarney

        It’s the only way to be sure.

  • Michael R

    When your See And Say lands on Alexander Hamilton

    ” The truth unquestionably is, that the only path to a subversion of the republican system of the Country is, by flattering the prejudices of the people, and exciting their jealousies and apprehensions, to throw affairs into confusion, and bring on civil commotion. Tired at length of anarchy, or want of government, they may take shelter in the arms of monarchy for repose and security.

    When a man unprincipled in private life desperate in his fortune, bold in his temper, possessed of considerable talents, having the advantage of military habits—despotic in his ordinary demeanour—known to have scoffed in private at the principles of liberty—when such a man is seen to mount the hobby horse of popularity—to join in the cry of danger to liberty—to take every opportunity of embarrassing the General Government & bringing it under suspicion—to flatter and fall in with all the non sense of the zealots of the day—It may justly be suspected that his object is to throw things into confusion that he may “ride the storm and direct the whirlwind.”

    • Kiri the Unicorn

      Hamilton was a prophet.

  • bbayliss

    Sessions testifies tomorrow. How long can he last?

    • Daniel

      Before what? Before he lies again or before he gets all indignant about having been called out for the lies he’s already told?

      • bbayliss

        AOT,K

    • William
      • Erala Contratista

        Mmmmmmhmmmmm😁

    • BosGrl

      I hope Al Franken gets a good night’s sleep.

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      He may just decide to eat up all the time by reciting his mother’s recipe for pan-fried catfish.

      • Jeffery Campbell

        Won’t take up much time: (1) batter in cornmeal (2) fry.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      “I ain’t never been to no Prussia!”
      — Jeff Sessions

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      Until he says, “fuck it. I quit. I’m gonna run for the Senate in Alabama, suckers!”…

    • WotsAllThisThen

      “Mr Chairman, please tell Senator Franken to stop asking such incriminating questions.”

  • Toomush_Inferesistance

    I think I’m taking bets on when Hannity’s head will explode….

    • Jeffery Campbell

      Couldn’t happen sooner to a nicer fella.

    • bupkus231

      Implode – there’s a vacuum between those ears.

  • Bub, the cynical zombie

    I cringe in embarrassment whenever I see the stupid son of a bitch:
    https://twitter.com/PRESlDENTBANNON/status/929913039054401536

    • miss_grundy

      It’s probably the most exercise he has done for a while. (And, no, I do not count golf as exercise.)

    • Riley Whodat Venable

      That face just screams “No, no, I can’t drop a load in my diaper right now.

    • Erala Contratista

      Don’t be embarrassed.
      Disassociate!

  • btwbfdimho

    "This is Republican town, man. Moore could have killed Obama and we wouldn't care." https://t.co/urXbjIO2lH— Mark Follman (@markfollman) November 13, 2017

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      “Sure he murdered three people. And disemboweled the family dog. And set the orphanage on fire. But he’s still a Republican, and I support him.”

      • bupkus231

        That is entirely too true to be snark.

    • BigCSouthside

      This guy thinks that people who use their dicks legally but in a manner he finds icky should be criminals, and these fuckers are fine with it

      Of course they won’t care if he used his dick illegally cuz at least he isn’t one of them queers

    • Latverian Diplomat

      “Hey the rule is dead girl, live boy.”
      — Republican voters

    • Edith Prickly

      That’s it folks, keep showing the world what “Republican values” really mean…

    • Claire

      Jesus. Just let those assholes secede and have all the disgusting pieces of shit in office that they can possibly vote in without making the rest of us put up with their idiocy.

    • This will make life so comfy for Mitch and company.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Bannon is also trying to get da Jooz to join his lil’ Nazi Party. I’m sure they will stand side by side and chant “blood and soil” with the Bannon Bunch.

    • TJ Barke

      The people in Likud just might.

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      Hopefully, Sheldon Adelson will keep giving the Republicans tons of his sweet gambling money.

  • Vagenda and Pee-ara

    I can’t wait for keurig’s sales to explode. I’m sure this boycott will be just as successful as all the Disney boycotts.

    • SomeBigRedDog

      Keurigs are awful for lots of reasons unrelated to Hannity. Mostly the obnoxiously excessive packaging wasted for one damn cup of coffee.

  • mardam422

    Let’s see. No Keurig, because they hate people who defend pedophiles. No Starbucks, because they hate Christmas…somehow. Tea is for fags and foreigners. You can’t look tough drinking hot chocolate with marshmallows. Looks like morning is going to be awfully difficult for the deplorables going forward.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      Stocks in methamphetamine are soaring this morning.

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      They’ll just go back to buying the big cans of store-brand Folgers.

      • Vagenda and Pee-ara

        For some readon, thats what I picture Hannity’s viewers drinking, but probably it’s Sam’s Club coffee, bought in bulk.

        • Jeffery Campbell

          Oh, honey, no, Sam’s Club is to fancy. This is BJs/Costco crowd.

          • theblackdog

            Hannity viewers would never shop at Costco because their CEO believes in things like paying a decent wage and closing the store on holidays so their workers can have the day off. That’s some sort of coastal liberal elite conspiracy or something.

          • Jeffery Campbell

            Of course you are correct. I needs to brush up on “who’s an asshole CEO and who isn’t.” Although, I think it skews asshole.

          • bupkus231

            Ugh – skewed asshole sounds like a horrible ( and potentially messy ) condition

          • theblackdog

            Admittedly it’s a safe assumption that a CEO is an asshole until proven otherwise.

          • Erala Contratista

            Yes!!! Lurve Costco. Don’t go often, but each one reflects the local customer base, which is interesting on road trips.
            Sarongs and spicy boiled peanuts on Oahu!

          • Vagenda and Pee-ara

            Costco is pretty fancy! I think their typical customer has a household income of $90,000.

          • Jeffery Campbell

            Really? Oh God, I’m such a white snob.

          • Vagenda and Pee-ara

            I would never go to Costco, because I thought it sounded like Wal-Mart. They sell more fine wine (at very reasonable prices!) Than anyone in the country. Also great produce, meat, Tv’s, computers, high end jewelry, etc…

      • Mike Steele

        Just like the rest of us libtards on fixed incomes…although, it’s real Folgers, or GTFO. We use the savings to buy freshly-baked toasted garlic-bagels-to-die-for slathered with veggie spread from our family-run neighborhood shop.

      • Riley Whodat Venable

        Or Meth.

    • Master Contrail Program
      • Doug Langley

        Anyone else think that “Jolt Light” was the dumbest marketing decision since the Edsel?

        • Master Contrail Program

          I had no idea such a thing ever existed. Tbt, I haven’t seen Jolt Heavy in a quarter-century. Though I honestly can’t say I’ve looked for it either.

        • Riley Whodat Venable

          No, it was 5 Hour Energy.
          All the Sugar, Caffiene, and Taurine without the pesky fluid replacement.

        • Erala Contratista

          Coke Classic

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      Bud Light is still okay…

    • Skwerl the Taco Hunter
      • Royal Ugly Dude

        When I was writing my thesis, I would use water joe to make my coffee.

    • Erala Contratista

      Instant.
      Crappy cheap instant.
      With fake sugar and vanilla “creme”.

      Styrofoam cups.

  • Shibusa
  • SomeBigRedDog

    I’ve kind of always hated Keurig and the incredibly wasteful packaging of their pods and the fact that they managed to make a cup of coffee made at home cost about 4 times more than it should. They’re kind of everything that’s wrong with the world right now. I really hope liberals don’t all go out and buy a Keurig in response to this.

    • BosGrl

      You can buy pods that are earth friendly or reusable pods. When I make a traditional pot of coffee, I end up wasting most of it because I can’t stand when it sits more than a few minutes. So for me it ends up costing about the same. A lot of people don’t like it, though.

      • WotsAllThisThen

        I tried the refillable pods, and they’re more trouble than they’re worth. Pour-over coffee isn’t that difficult.

      • SomeBigRedDog

        Reusable would be cool I guess. “Earth friendly” pods still waste energy being made and recycling is literally the least we can do. I would rather people find ways not to create excessive waste in the first place rather than pat themselves on the back for recycling.

    • Edith Prickly

      I don’t like Keurigs either, but don’t tell the wingnuts. Every Keurig they smash is one that isn’t generating mountains of trash.

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      Old Toomush’s kids have a a Keurig, but they use the reusable cup and grind their own beans. That way, everybody gets the kind of coffee they want in the morning. Mrs. Toomush prefers her 5 cup Black & Deckers, which will wear out in a couple of years, but only cost $8. I like my stovetop cappucino maker, which cost $80, but was a gift, and will never wear out!…

    • MynameisBlarney

      My cousin has one of those, I thought it was neat, but kind of damn pain because it only brews one measly cup at a time.

      I like to be able to pour big-ass mugs of coffee.
      That pre-measured plastic shit….GAH.

    • BigCSouthside

      I’m in agreement. We have one that brews a full pot like a regular coffee maker, and stores it internally, then you just hit a little lever and fill your cup.

      It also makes awesome iced coffee

    • Dept. of Space Tacos

      I should make folks aware of a cheap and wonderful product (especially for single people) that does cuban coffee:
      I had one of these in florida – even the laziest bum can do it.

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d1b3b1eb785af296613844a6577381c1027853616407a7f996ae3921e0176713.jpg

      • Edith Prickly

        I tried using one of those but I didn’t like fussing around on the stovetop. I’ve settled on French press pots as my brewing method of choice. I have a thermal one so the coffee stays hot.

        • Dept. of Space Tacos

          nice – mom ditched her standard coffee pot and loves her french press.

          Good for work too – a TV anchor i knew used to do her coffee that way.

      • Dept. of Space Tacos

        I should add – NOTHING GETS WASTED!

        No filters, no nothing. Water in the bottom, coffee in the pot, rinse off, wash once in awhile. They’re also very cheap.

        • natoslug

          But is it right more than twice a day?

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            coffee is NEVER wrong.

        • Blackest Noobs

          they’re basically espresso maker without the fru fru foamed milk. wife has two of them, one for home, one for when she travels.

          however if you want the fru fru espresso maker, and especially if you live in a college town, head out to your local thrift stores, and you will find brand spanking new espresso makers for like $5….one that usually run about $100-200 ( which is actually cheap for one btw)

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            that’s kind of teh thing – I don’t need or want complicated. We had an espresso maker with the foam milk thing and all that crap and it was way too complicated.

          • Blackest Noobs

            it’s not really…but there is a process. though i think it’s pretty funny people will pay up to 8 bucks a coffee because they think it is sooooooo complicated.

            but i feel the same way about people paying a mechanic to change their brake pads on their car. certainly you need some tools ( and some you could get loaned out by auto parts store) and more importantly the time. On mechanic skill level it ranks right along with changing your oil…pretty fucking rudimentary and anyone who can follow directions, i.e. ANYONE AND EVERYONE, can do it.

      • bbayliss
        • Dept. of Space Tacos

          I like the way you think.

        • natoslug

          Your condom appears to have a hole in it.

      • puredog

        I’ve used the equivalent in stainless steel for years; I blew off the cheap aluminum ones because, you know, aluminum.

      • miss_grundy

        Did you buy yours at Sedano’s Supermarket????

        • Dept. of Space Tacos

          Publix – which is where that picture is from, oddly enough.

      • natoslug

        I have a pair of AeroPresses that I use. They’re probably no better than anything else, but I like the slightly more complex morning coffee ritual that I now have. Initially, they were for travel, but after my Saeco blew its gasket and snapped a couple of bolts, I switched to the presses and haven’t bothered going back.

  • Michael R

    The National Security Agency, the U.S.’s largest and most secretive intelligence agency, has been hacked, robbed, mocked, and deeply infiltrated by anonymous hackers, according to a new New York Times expose.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/99565713cb71e47b244042dfafb3635f4ee949e4cdfda94ca230012e33420479.jpg

    • MynameisBlarney

      WTF?

      Even I didn’t trust Kapersky.

    • WotsAllThisThen

      The same Kaspersky that paid Mike Flynn?

    • theblackdog

      Sheesh, it’s like do any of them remember that once they start working at a place like the NSA, they’re pretty much a target for espionage?

    • Mike Steele

      Until recently, Kaspersky was widely used in govt/military and other official operations. If they build it, we will buy…

  • Doug Langley
  • Tragic Typos

    This is completely OT but…

    If I send an email to a congress critter of whom I am not a constituent but which is material to a matter within the domain of a committee for which that congress critter is ranking member, will said email be read?

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      Probably not.

      • Dept. of Space Tacos

        could he work into the opening?

        “I am writing about x issue under consideration of the committee of which you are a member…”

      • Tragic Typos

        Any ideas then on how to make lefty minded members of a specific committee aware of my concerns if I don’t have a congress critter of my own on that committee?

        • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

          Phone call? They don’t screen those as closely as e-mail.

          • Tragic Typos

            The subject matter is too complex for a phone call, unfortunately.

        • Dept. of Space Tacos

          write directly to the commitee?

          • Tragic Typos

            If I write to the committee won’t the GOPers on the committee receive it?

          • Toomush_Inferesistance

            And your point is?…

          • Tragic Typos

            Does it go to the whole committee or does it just go to the majority?

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            i can ONLY speculate, but I’m guessing it either goes in a “public comment” file (likely), or gets copied and distributed (much less likely).

            But I don’t know dick about it, so, grain of salt.

    • Shibusa

      You can always use an address in that person’s district!

    • cmd resistor

      I do it occasionally on the off chance someone is at least keeping a tally as to which way the wind blows. And sometimes to thank people for a good thing (those are almost always to people who are NOT my reps). I wrote Grassley several times about the Merrick Garland thing, just because.

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      If it’s a matter with national consequences, you can e-mail whoever you want, and their staff will at least take notice…

  • Bub, the cynical zombie

    The protesters in Manila showed considerable style and elan:

    https://twitter.com/rcaIDonaldTrump/status/929943370188967936

    • Ghenghis McCann

      They’ve set a high standard to beat for wherever he goes next. Can we arrange some sort of knock-out competition?

  • WotsAllThisThen

    Keurig coffee pods are horrible and they’re all headed to the Pacific Garbage Patch. I successfully lobbied to get rid of the one in our office. Fewer people using them, for whatever reason, is a good thing.

    Of course, Hannity’s fans, are clueless as ever. Shhhhh… don’t tell them:

    “Liberals are offended by this video of a Keurig being thrown off of a building. Please retweet to offend a Liberal.#BoycottKeurig”

    • Dept. of Space Tacos

      huh, pointless destruction – yeah, not so much offended as disgusted by the stupidity of it.

      Normally one grows out of that kind of thing by H.S. graduation.

  • janecita

    #RageAgainstTheCoffeeMachine, made me LOL.

  • Jeffery Campbell

    I don’t think it qualifies as “nice time” if those bunnies are super endangered and there are only a few of those precious cute bunnies left. Sad.

  • Bub, the cynical zombie

    Warning. Reading this may result in a rage stroke:
    https://twitter.com/yashar/status/929803481631940609

    • Erala Contratista

      Nah.
      Too little, too late and since when is Harve a character witness?

  • Pilotshark

    so after everyone busted they`er Keurig’s, they all got into their cars, trucks and when for coffee at Starbucks in the holiday red cups.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      The holiday cups aren’t red this year, just ugly…

      • NotReallyHere

        Yes, they look like someone scribbled random Christmas themed crap on them.

        • Latverian Diplomat

          I don’t usually pass judgement on such things, but people of taste that I know are appalled…

    • Edith Prickly

      And made the barista write “Trump” on the cup, because #triggering

  • Alexander Stallwitz

    Speaking of boycotts, so did the NFL boycott accomplish anything or even make a difference?

    • Latverian Diplomat

      Ratings are down a little, but they’ve been trending down for several years anyway…

      • Master Contrail Program

        Yep. Hard to say how much is anthem protests, CTE blowback or cord-cutting/streaming services. Of course the knuckle-draggers will claim it’s the first one.

        • Erala Contratista

          How about expensive tickets, concessions, plus oversaturation, plus the whole tired gladiator/thug trope, plus so many owners being dicks, plus incessant demands for ever newer publicly funded stadia, etc….

          • Carpe Vagenda

            and Chris Christie kept showing up in the owner’s box of random not-Jersey teams.

          • Master Contrail Program

            Well, there’s that too. Though it doesn’t seem to be affecting the other big 4 leagues as much. Of course their business models are slightly different too given 16 games vs 82 or 162.

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      Vikings are doing great!….

      • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

        Agreed.

    • William

      Actually I read this morning that NFL audience numbers went up. https://thinkprogress.org/nfl-boycott-backfires-90df7d22a6ce/

  • bubbuhh

    Kid diddling is still a crime in Not Alabama. Even the back country teuchters of Scotland be agin it. I don’t think Senate sensitivity training would be enough to cure Roy Moore’s taste for young kid. Nor, will any training cure him of fraud via phony foundations.

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      Hey, he was just “wife-training” potential mates. He dropped her when she obviously wasn’t wife material. Kids these days don’t listen to their elders!…

  • bubbuhh

    If Keurig boycotts radio and teevee shows watched by Trumpkins, who would be stoopit enuff to use their product?

    • Latverian Diplomat

      Office managers shopping for the break room?

      From what I’ve heard they have a lock on that niche, at least…

      • bubbuhh

        I guess these office managers don’t drink coffee or, mebbe, they get a bit of a kickback from Keurig.

        • Latverian Diplomat

          Getting people to use a shared drip coffee machine correctly and cleanly is a bit of a PITA in some offices, at least…

          • ahughes798

            I used to work for a coffee company that rented out coffee machines. Filter Fresh, out of Canuckistan. The machines were big and sat on the counter top. They were basically big automatic coffee presses. I believe they made superior coffee to Keurig, but that’s what they had to switch over to, so the yuppie morons could have their (burnt coffee)Starbucks. I was the lead technician, so when I installed a machine, I’d have to draft an office worker to taste the coffee, because I don’t drink coffee.

          • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

            America ruins everything n Canada.

            Including Canada, at least from 2006-2015.

          • ahughes798

            Filter Fresh is still going, I think. Because of them, I went on the only business trip I’ve ever gone on, to Montreal. What a fantastic city! Our host took us to the Hard Rock on Catherine St. on a Saturday night, and the differences between the Americans and Montreal residents was stunning. The Americans were dressed like slobs, of course, but the Montreal folks had a definite European flair. And the old, old architecture. I immediately fell in love. J’ai passé un merveilleux moment dans cette belle ville.

  • Dept. of Space Tacos

    OT: I think Gitmo should be repurposed for the people who keep sending the same spam emails.

    I WASN’T INTERESTED IN YOUR WEBINAR THE FIRST FOURTEEN TIMES YOU EMAILED ME ABOUT IT.

    ahem, sorry about the yelling.

    • You know what they say… Fifteenth time is the charm!

    • SomeBigRedDog

      I get these weirdly over-familiar emails from a staffing agency every week. Like spam that seems genuinely interested in how my weekend was. I’ve been tempted to reply with a wordy rundown of what I did with my weekend but that would just encourage them I think.

      • Dept. of Space Tacos

        I suspect they’re just looking for the Credit Card information.

        ; p

    • Master Contrail Program

      20 Nos and a Yes is still Yes.

    • puredog

      No “unsubscribe” option?

      • Dept. of Space Tacos

        You have a point. I used to do it, but it’s frankly wasted time an effort. They sometimes keep emailing you anyway, if they even have an unsubscribe option.

        Also, my computer whiz buddy told me once, it just lets them know someone is on the other end of that email address.

        But I should attempt it anyway.

        (Pretty sure the state and realtor association where I had my license sold my info, just, SO MANY times).

        • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

          Sometimes, I think the “unsubscribe option” either sends you to a phishing site or at the very least confirms that your email addy is valid so that they can keep using (and selling) your email addy.

          • Phoenixdoglover

            ^^^this

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            exactly.

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      Yeah. I must have fifteen hundred or so filters on my Google mail and that’s on top of their normal spam detection shit.

  • IdiotsforPalin

    Here’s hoping Ford pulls their ads from Hannity

  • Panika MCD

    Omarosa must be Chief Sitter. that is about all that the White House does nowadays.

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      Or Cheap Shitter. That works, too.

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    Sure, Keurig pulled their ads from Hannity’s show. The real question is, will Trump pull his dick out of Hannity’s mouth?

    • Raan

      Not as long as Sean keeps sucking.

      • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

        It IS his special talent.

        • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

          The only way for Sean to stop sucking would be for a magician to turn him into a vacuum cleaner.

          • Doug Langley

            So, have his name legally changed to Hoover?

          • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

            Hoover Hannity? Okay.

        • ahughes798

          He could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch – Old Southren insult(?).

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      no

    • James Baskin

      I don’t think it’s in his mouth. Just sayin.

    • Alan

      I suspect it’s mutual oral gratification.

      • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

        Consenting adults and all.

  • Oblios_Cap
    • vivian

      Gross Ole Pedos if you ask me.

  • NotReallyHere
  • IdiotsforPalin
    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      That’s gotta be from one of those websites with a sign generator, right?

      Another thing: “Assembly of God”. WTF? So God is kit-built? Like Ikea or something? That would explain God having a loose screw, I suppose.

      • Riley Whodat Venable

        There are Ass. of God churches all over the South.

        • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

          So, all that effort and they never finish building that ass.

          Sad.

          • Edith Prickly

            Satan stole all the Allan keys.

        • Erala Contratista

          I noticed many of them are across the highway from xxxxxxxxx porn shops.
          Coincidence?

          • ahughes798

            I think not!

      • Edith Prickly

        For years there was a storefront church a couple of blocks from my house called Intimacy with the Father. I am not joking.

        • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

          Oy vey.

        • guppy06

          Do they still carry Ivanka’s product line?

  • Doug Langley

    A little good news for a change. Problem: human are meat eaters, but billions of people have strained production to limit. Also environmental concerns. The solution:

    http://www.aljazeera.com/blogs/europe/2017/11/meat-future-dutch-scientist-creates-beef-laboratory-171113071042227.html

    • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

      Damn, I was hoping to eat the rich.

      • Doug Langley

        Well, those beef labs will need a source of protein to grow the stuff, so . . .

  • natoslug

    To all the Polish Nazis: May you be treated as kindly by current society as my family members who made the mistake of staying behind in Poland were by the real Nazis. Seriously, fuck you.

    • Put On Your War Paint!

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/154adc7e45b39b237918098765f02f0effd2f5d35bdb71a495fe575501f6ef1f.jpg

      One of my favorite images from WW2 was a Hurricane I of the RAF Polish Wing with the legend inscribed on it’s nose “We Do Not Beg For Freedom, We Fight For Freedom”. I can’t find that one, so here are Spitfire IXs of the Polish Wing.

      • Meccalopolis

        Remember Blackhawk?

        • Put On Your War Paint!

          I do, it was one of my favorite Comic Books in the 80s.

          “When Men of Iron strike with Fear, Brave Hearts Hold Freedom Dear, We;re the Black-hawks!” “HAWK-AAA!”

          For anyone whom does not know, “Blackhawk” were DC comics heroes, an Allied Commando/Aviation unit drawn for many occupied countries, with one American. The leader “Blackhawk” and his wingman Stanislaus were from Poland, and Blackhawk was known as such because of his black-painted Night Fighter plane at the opening of the war.

          https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/959938d91bdd0126b31878d6302cdd86a4dd3d5d185f1ce42cc0fa967d7362b6.jpg

          This is the cover of one issue I owned. The Blackhawks even appeared a few times in JLU cartoons, most memorably in “New Frontier” when the USAF are hard-pressed in combat, they get cover from some F-90s rolling in for a gun pass. “HAWKAAA!”

      • ahughes798

        Spitfires are Mr. 798’s favourite WWll aero-plane. Mine is the P-51 Mustang. Anyway, one year for Christmas, I bought him the altimeter from a Spitfire from the Volo Auto Museum, and he nearly pooped himself with glee!

        • Put On Your War Paint!

          Oh wow! :D

          I love both of those, but my fave is the F4U Corsair. I have model kits of the P-51 and Corsair.

          • ahughes798

            Mr. 798 is a modeler, too. He mostly does tanks and Space stuff. He built me a P-39(?)Lightning. It was awesome! Then the cats chewed the propellers off.

          • Put On Your War Paint!

            Awws. I mostly do tanks and SF kits, some planes and warships too.

          • ahughes798

            Oh yeah…he does war boats, too. I like to piss him off by calling them “boats,” LOL!

          • Put On Your War Paint!

            LOL I have Submarines and Surface ships, but I wont mind if you call them War Boats.

          • ahughes798

            He’s into the surface ships. I don’t think he’s done a submarine, but he literally dozens and dozens of model kits he hasn’t even started on yet.

          • Put On Your War Paint!

            I have even more than that!

          • ahughes798

            Did I miss something? Why were those comments deleted? Was there a hidden forbidden that I didn’t see?

  • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

    I have a Keurig, sitting lonely on the shelf, unused.

    It has a built-in clock that keeps time fucking poorly that it pisses me off. It loses about thirty seconds a day! That is unacceptable!

    I am an anal-retentive obsessive-compulsive horophile. I make my own digital clocks that sync their time from multiple GPS satellites. I have several “Atomic” clocks and wear a watch with “Atomic” time. I know it’s weird. Bite me.

    I use a size-2 Melitta coffee filter thingy and grind my own coffee. My simple plastic Melitta filter cone thingy does not have a built-in clock that I have to worry about. And the coffee is infinitely better than any of the varieties available for the Keurig.

    Anybody who wants to pay the shipping can have my perfectly good Keurig with the abominable built-in clock.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      The coffee and the clock both don’t want you to have seconds?

    • Dept. of Space Tacos

      maybe you could explain why my $20 Timex alarm clock only flashes a light and doens’t fucking ALARM.

      Taking it back tomorrow.

      • Doug Langley

        It’s a basic principle of capitalism. “Oh – you wanted a product that worked? Well, you’ll have to spend twice as much!”

      • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

        It sounds (or not) broked. Does that help?

        • Dept. of Space Tacos

          indeed. It confirms my expert diagnosis.

          lol.
          : )

      • Yellerduck

        Maybe the clock is working. Have you tried hearing anything else? Just doing a little troubleshooting here.

        • Dept. of Space Tacos

          Indeed, I do hear other things.

    • Phoenixdoglover

      Does anybody know what time it is?

      • Tragic Typos

        Does anybody really care?

        • Phoenixdoglover

          If so, I can’t imagine why,

          • Tragic Typos

            We’ve all got time enough to rage-smash our Keurig machines and show 14 year-olds our tighty-whities.

            (I’ll be honest, I don’t remember all the lyrics to that song. But I think that’s how it goes.)

          • Phoenixdoglover

            Close enough!

      • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

        The current time is: Now.

        • Serai 1

          I once saw a digital watch in a store labeled “ZEN WATCH”. It only flashed NOW over and over. Wish I’d bought it.

      • DrBigHead

        Does anybody really care?

        ( OOPS. I didn’t see that someone beat me to it)

        • ahughes798

          About time? No, I can’t imagine why.

      • guppy06

        http://maia.usno.navy.mil/

        (Short answer: “No, but we’ll know what time it is now in a few weeks.”)

    • Yellerduck

      When my father died, I inherited his Rolex. It loses about 5 minutes a day and requires an annual cleaning at ~$400.00 a pop. It’s in a box now. Nice memory piece, terrible time piece.

    • vivian

      “I know it’s weird. Bite me.” should really be Wonkette’s sub-subhead.

    • guppy06

      It has a built-in clock that keeps time fucking poorly that it pisses me off. It loses about thirty seconds a day!

      Wow. Do you remember to wind it up?

      • keinsignal

        It’s self-winding, you just have to remember to pick up the coffee maker and shake it a couple times a day.

    • ahughes798

      My dad was a gadget guy, and as soon as those clocks came out that synced to the atomic clock were available, he bought a cheap plastic one. It recently gave up the ghost…it had to have been at least 20 years old.

  • Rick Hill

    Just so Roy doesn’t grab all the attention, Seagal’ hand on a 16 year old actresses’ breast, the girl he offered the lead role to but she didn’t want the “audition” so she only played a bit role.
    https://static.deathandtaxesmag.com/uploads/2017/10/Screen-Shot-2017-10-24-at-11.26.09-AM-1508858871-compressed.png

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      It’s just a karafefe move…..

    • Dept. of Space Tacos

      that picture is just…ugh…

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      Shamefully, I admit that I was a Seagal fan years ago. Thankfully, I got better.

      • Rick Hill

        He made it easy to stop being a fan, which was quite decent of him

      • Put On Your War Paint!

        I enjoyed “Hard to Kill”, but he wore out his welcome with me quickly.

        When I learned he had dissed the late Great Bruce Lee, I knew than that death is final because if it were not, Sifu would have returned from the grave to punch this fat Motherfucker’s head down so far between his shoulders that he’d have to consume nutrition-by-enema.

  • Rags

    Hmm – 45% of the schools reported an average 7 % drop in enrollment of foreign students.

    • Doug Langley

      Just what we needed. Yet another excuse for schools to cut instructors’ pay.

      • Rags

        Yeah, it’s not good, but I was kinda pointing out that the blurb above says that enrollment was down 45%.

  • folderol

    I could do a song parody of Rebel Yell, where she cries “Moore, Moore, Moore!”, but the lyrics would end up being appalling.

  • Put On Your War Paint!

    I was in my bath, considering how to exact Vengeance on these animals like Roy Moore, when I had an epiphany – they are not Human, Moore and his ilk and the kind that defend and support them do not feel fear or pain as humans do.

    So, how do we fight back? They hate anything we do that brings us pleasure. So, we must enjoy ourselves, Sex, Beauty, video games, books, movies, all the things that are beyond their understanding.

    And we may still wait for the day we can take more direct action against these things.

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      I figure the best way to fight back is to have fun and enjoy your life while at the same time championing such things as equality, love, empathy, liberty and stuff like that, in addition to what you mentioned. You know, “liberal” stuff. After all, it seems like those nitwits are totally against such things.

      Those nitwits seem so miserable and can only gain happiness when everyone else is miserable too. Fuck that noise!

      • Put On Your War Paint!

        Yes.

        I have been reading about the Cold War Soviet military. I spent my teenage years preparing to kill Soviet soldiers for a living. What I should have known – based on the example of my father – was that my true enemies were right in front of me the entire time.

        Perhaps these Subhuman rich men and Rs should consider that for themselves. I had no fear or compunction about facing the Soviet Guards Shock Army. How much then do you suppose I hold towards my true enemy?

        • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

          Yes. Very good point.

  • Edith Prickly

    OT but amusing: RW snowflakes offended that The Simpsons’ made fun of Objectivism (as though there is any other sensible reaction to it…)

  • Kiri the Unicorn
  • Carpe Vagenda

    Dammit. I knew there was more. I hoped I was wrong.

    https://twitter.com/lucia_graves/status/930095255810138113

    • James Baskin

      You gotta figure there wouldn’t be just one.

    • So many high schools to choose from around then…

  • ahughes798

    Poor little buns. I hope they successfully recover.

  • ‘Keuric’ noun
    Olde German word meaning
    “Conservatives are trigger-fingered snowflakes” or there abouts.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      Synonym: WeinerlichArschZitzeBabys

  • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

    This will explode some winger heads.

    https://twitter.com/CNN/status/930100205009203200

    • Put On Your War Paint!

      Good. I do admire Kap, I think he sacrificed his career for something greater.

      If humanity should last long enough for history of these days to be written, he will be remembered as a Good, Honorable man.

      • Damian L

        I agree but I doubt that sacrificing his career was part of the plan.

        • Put On Your War Paint!

          No, I know. He’s paying the price, I hope he finds some satisfaction in what he has achieved as he gets older.

          • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

            At least he’ll still have a brain to remember it.

          • Put On Your War Paint!

            Yes indeed. Poor guys.

      • Persistent Demme

        He’s on the right side of history.

        • Put On Your War Paint!

          For certain.

    • Edith Prickly

      Here comes #BoycottGQ – which means winguts will head out en masse and buy all the copies so they can film themselves setting their own hair on fire when they try to burn them.

      • YoBunnyBunny

        I’m cool with that… but I do think burnt wingnut smoke is hazardous to anywho who inhales the fumes.

        • Edith Prickly

          Yup. Worse than burning tires.

    • YoBunnyBunny

      He definitely won the “Mr. Woke 2017” competition, in my book at least.

    • Alan

      So the morons will boycott a magazine they don’t read just like the coffeemaker they’ve never used?

      • YoBunnyBunny

        SUCCESS!!!!1!!!

        They probably read it… then put it back on the shelf at the supermarket.

    • SeeTrain65

      Trump Supporters Nationwide Buy Copies Of Latest GQ Magazine, Smash Them On Concrete, Realize Too Late Magazines Don’t Break Apart When You Throw Them On Concrete

      Nah. The headline would be bigger than the story.

  • calliecallie

    What part of “fuck like rabbits” do those endangered pygmy bunnies not get?

    Also too they are cute AF and I hope they multiply quickly.

  • susan_g

    Not just Keurig but many other companies are pulling their ads from Hannity’s show. Smashing that coffee maker is just not enough. In order to avoid any exposure to librul-lovin’ advertisements, Hannity supporters should trash their televisions, too.

    • SeeTrain65

      Visio, Samsung, LG, etc. … GET ON THIS.

  • Bub, the cynical zombie
    • gallbladder

      Just like when all those fucking idiots bought every bottle of French wine they could lay their hands on and poured them down the sewers in an attempt to boycott France’s objection to the Iraq war. Yeah, that REALLY put all those commie vineyards in a bind!

      • YoBunnyBunny

        “That’s not how boycotts work.”
        ~Rosa Park’s ghost

    • Serai 1

      No, actually. What is that in the lower picture?

      • Bub, the cynical zombie

        A smashed Keurig

      • GHERKINS du RESISTANCE!

        You can see under one of the corners of a shard, there’s a tattered shred of their faded dignity.

    • Jeff Ackerman

      Such manly plaid pants, the stripes on the slip ons really accent the outfit, the socks are to die for.

  • Carpe Vagenda
    • Alan

      Wow. Bet they’re both American anyway.

    • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

      Ivanka speaks Mandarin… and her father is orange. A match made in hell…

    • Edith Prickly

      CRICKET FIELDS??? Nooooooo…

      • ImGoingBacon

        Forget 3 hours of football. 3 days of cricket!! Imagine the tail-gate parties.

      • AJ Milne

        S’pose a cricket field on every corner wasn’t real plausible. No room with or without the taco trucks already there.

        Cricket with tacos between innings is a platform with some strengths, tho’.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        I _know_. And a language used in global commerce in the current millennium. It’s evil.

      • TundraGrifter

        Many years ago on a beach in St. Thomas we played “cricket” with a palm frond stalk for a bat and tennis ball. It was fun.

    • JohnBull

      Or we could pay taxes like responsible people so EVERY kid at a public school could have the chance to learn a foreign language, like generations before. Or do you “libertarians” too goddamn selfish to consider paying shit forward?

      • ahughes798

        Yes.

    • TundraGrifter

      Geez – I missed Edison being great the first time! This is New Jersey, right? What’s the Edison town motto? “Hey – At least we’re not Bayonne!”

  • TundraGrifter

    I just destroyed a $125 Keurig coffee machine!

    And if our boss ever finds out who did it…

    • YoBunnyBunny

      If everybody else who is not yet caffeinated finds out…

    • Rebel Scum with permit

      I hate to think about going out and buying one. They are expensive, they need distilled water in our hard water area, and they don’t make good coffee.

      • Erala Contratista

        Aside from that, what’s the problem?

  • Impatient

    Concerning revival of fascism in Poland, I’d looked up WW2’s broad impact on humanity. While estimated total fatalities vary widely, the upshot is that about THREE PERCENT of the earth’s population in 1940 was dead by about 1945.

    Does making 3 out of 100 live people into corpses not get your goat? Then look at percent fatalities by country.

    The blitzkrieg? Battle of Britain? English heroism? German losses? Chickenshit.

    The Russians? Ah, now we’re talking.

    But The Poles … Now THEY took almost inconceivable losses, holocaust or no. SEVENTEEN PERCENT of Poles alive in 1940 became corpses. Imagine 1 out of every 6 people you meet today … being killed.

    FORGET HISTORY? WE ARE DOOMED … PERIOD.

    • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

      I hate Polish Nazis…

      • ahughes798

        They’re much, much worse than Illinois Nazis.

      • Impatient

        I think Nazi sympathizers in the Baltics did more than their share of the Nazi/holocaust dirty work, too. It’s like there’s no end to this dark history.

    • Alan

      If you want a real shock look at what happened to the Jewish populations of places like Poland or Hungary.

      • Impatient

        I knew I was finessing this point, to just bring up the stunning overall fatality percentages in eastern Europe. It would, of course, be important to look at the impact if the Holocaust and ‘war actions’ separately, I guess. But I’m perhaps too old and tired to keep pushing myself to see more and more of the horrible facts. Weren’t Polish Jews hauled off to the Baltic states too? Is Hungary in the same range?

    • AJ Milne

      For serious, a Pole going Nazi is pretty much Stockholm Syndrome at its zenith…

      … we may have to rename it Warsaw Syndrome.

  • guppy06

    Not American students are bailing on US schools, with 45% taking their colorful funny money to other parts of the world.

    It’s 45% of schools reporting a reduction in enrollments from abroad, for a total reduction of 7% fewer students.

    • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

      CAN’T STOP WINNING! MAKE AMERICA WHITE AND IGNANT AGIN!!!!11!

    • toughsister

      That 7% can make the difference between thriving and being on the road to bankruptcy.

  • 🍁 Girl Guide Salute 🖖🏻

    Speaking of raging against machines, I have an idea. Why don’t we see if Black & Decker is against Trump’s tax cut, and convince GOP defenders to boycott Black & Decker by drowning their toasters in a bathtub?

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      While the toasters are plugged-in, yes?

      • ahughes798

        Oui!

    • toughsister

      Only if they plug them in first and then get in the tub.

  • Royal Ugly Dude

    Right-wingers should invest in their own brand of single-use coffee pods, the KKK-cup.

    • Indeniable Ron

      <golf clap>

  • Indeniable Ron

    The house mate ADORES buns. Think the zoo would let us establish a breeding colony in our house?

    • ahughes798

      I want to get a bun, too. But we have 7, soon to be 6 :-( cats.

      • Indeniable Ron

        They can co-exist. She had two cats AND a bunny at one point, and they would get along fine. Now and again one of the cats would chase the bunny, only to be seen a moment later being chased BY the bunny.

        • ahughes798

          After Tennessee shuffles on over to the Rainbow Bridge, I think I may get a kitten and a bun, so they can grow up together. I’ve heard that the big rabbits, like the Flemish Giants, can actually be aggressive towards cats and dogs.

        • bbayliss

          Had the same experience, when the bunny died our cat mourned her for a long, long time.

  • VirginiaMorningBlend

    Poland, I want you to sit down and think about something for a while. If white is so great, why are tanning booths and bronzer worshiped in America? And no matter what you do you will never be as glow in the dark white as Estonia. Please go back to being nice people!
    Sincerely,
    a disgusted Polish American

    • Carpe Vagenda

      It has crossed my mind to wonder how many of those disaffected Poles were also nostalgic Ukrainians.

    • toughsister

      Communist Poland was a dark, grim place. Post-Communist, newly-re-Catholicizied Poland is also a dark, grim place, but with Starbucks and McDonalds.

    • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

      Tans and bronzer do not mean that those whipepo are not straight up racist.
      In the late 20th century, tanning used to be an indicator that the person with a tan had enough leisure time to pursue a tan. In the early 20th century, a tan indicated that the person toiled in the sun, hence the sunbonnets and parasols used to protect “the complexion”.
      Now, in the 21st century, in many circles, a tan is seen as foolishness as skin cancer is no joke.
      But, bronzer, used judiciously, can be pretty. See the contouring video from last night’s open thread.

      • VirginiaMorningBlend

        I subscribed to Sailor J. right after watching it.

        • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

          Me too.

  • Rebel Scum with permit

    All the economically anxious smashing minimum $125.00 coffee machines. Trympanistas can’t be suffering that much

    • YoBunnyBunny

      That’s funny… but ew.

  • JohnBull

    Hey Hannity smashers,
    Jeep and Apple Computers advertise on Rachel Maddow’s show. Go and smash those, and stay home during Black Friday at Costco. Chances are Obama’s used some of that stuff.

    • bbayliss

      Their homes and cars have betrayed them.
      They may want to mete out justice.

    • toughsister

      Hey, right-wingtards! Buy the Jeep and the iMac and pay cash but don’t forget the sledgehammer at Lowe’s. They have some at really good prices.

    • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

      It’s along the lines of “Papa” John’s major wealth loss after he insulted his customers who do support the NFL. $70M gone in one day. Bahahahahahaha.

  • And true to form, right wingers pass up no opportunity to show everyone that they’re emotionally retarded:

    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-41972267

    This quote in particular: “Liberals are offended by this video of a Keurig being thrown off of a
    building. Please retweet to offend a Liberal” one user posted.

    No one is “offended” by your immature ass destroying your own shit. I actually think it’s funny. Go ahead and take a golf club to some of your other stuff while you’re at it. You’re not putting enough effort into “offending” me.

    • AJ Milne

      No no. Tell ’em we’re terribly upset. Heartbroken, even…

      … and Hannity viewers, ya know what would really piss off liberals? Buy like _another_ _six_ and trash those, too.

      (#TotallyDontHoldKeurigShares)

    • Courser_Resistance

      Exactly! As long as they’re destroying their own shit, it’s hysterical!!! My ex-boyfriend LOVED destroying old tube TVs.

      • ahughes798

        A friend and I threw a couch off a 2nd floor balcony once. We really enjoyed it!

    • theformervole

      I’m upset! They wasted an excellent opportunity to use a trebuchet! Stupid wingers can’t do anything right.

    • Brian Loudermilch

      Too Bad Nobody told them that the REAL way to Piss Off Liberals
      is to exercise the 2nd Amendment by Shooting Themselves in the Head.

      • toughsister

        If right-wing retards want to use their fucking Second Amendment to shoot themselves in the head, I’ll happily buy them the bullets.

  • SadDemInTex

    I thought Jared did everything in the WH…Omarosa sounds like a “loser”.🤣

    • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

      Omarosa is not admired in the black community. Neither is “Uncle Ben” Carson. They are frauds and sell-outs. That Trump thinks that he has made inroads to the black voters with these tokens is a(nother) joke.

  • YoBunnyBunny

    Re Not American Students not coming to America no more…

    Before wingnuts get all gleeful thinking that means more space for lily white American students: Colleges love international students because they typically pay full-tuition sticker price. When international student populations drop, the CFOs at colleges start getting a little antsy. Not that the wingnuts would care but not all colleges/universities are east coast liberal elite schools. Some of them are in their beloved “Fly Over Red States”.

    Also related to tuition, a lot of international students find the sticker price at American schools to be nothing short of highway robbery, especially if they’re already in a market with evil socialized post-secondary colleges/universities. My grad school is trying to compete in the European market, and lets just say or $50K price tag for a one-year program is not appealing to the EU base. This is why we need to get on top of reigning tuition costs–something about competition, I guess.

    • Courser_Resistance

      Also too, not all international students go to big name four year universities. Loads of them start at community colleges. Their parents aren’t stupid, they know how to find value for their money.

      • YoBunnyBunny

        Exactly. I’ve noticed that the undergraduate transcripts from a lot of our international students are indeed from small community colleges.

      • ahughes798

        Yep, there were a lot of international students at the CC I went to. It was delightful! I learned more from them than from a few of the classes I was taking. Looking at you, Sociology class!

    • aureolaborealis

      At my university: International student tuition > out-of-state tuition >> “full” tuition.

    • toughsister

      Don’t worry. Soon, if the criminals in Congress have their way, there won’t be graduate schools anymore in the U. S. A. once tuition waivers are taxed as income.

    • Zyxomma

      When I lived in Houston (1975) a Persian man wanted me to marry him so he could pay in-state tuition at U of H, then divorce so he could go home to Iraq and marry his cousin, to whom he’d been betrothed for most of his life. I declined.

  • TundraGrifter

    “Coffee is for closers!”

  • Courser_Resistance

    Awwww, wee bun-buns! May they have the same success with repopulating as our Black-Footed Ferrets (they are thriving at last count).

    #RageAgainsttheCoffeeMachine makes me want to LOL forever. I don’t imagine Maw-Maw and Bubba are big consumers of pricey coffee.

    • guppy06

      However, the pygmy bun population would be best served by never meeting the black-footed ferrets.

      • ahughes798

        I don’t think their territories over-lap. Whew!!!

  • The Wanderer

    OhdeargodsofKawaii!

    (swoons at the widdle bun)

  • Khavrinen

    “Eurotrash neo-Nazis marched through Poland this weekend — clearly they’re unaware that actual Nazis tried to murder their grandparents”

    Maybe this is something for their grandparents to be mentioning to them? You know, along with administering a few appropriate dope-slaps up-side their heads?

  • LeighBowery’sLuxuryComedy

    Check it out – I originally read ‘Former spy chiefs John BRANNON’.

    I think I have mixed feelings about him as a spy. Like, I could totally see it, but then again..

  • toughsister

    It seems that the Bill of Rights has run its course and needs to be retired. The First Amendment serves mostly to enrich obscenely televangelists and other assorted superstition peddlers, not to mention fucking over democracy with the fucking Citizens United ruling. The Second Amendment serves mostly to mass-murder innocents. The Third Amendment is about as useful as a bicycle is to a fish. It’s been ages since no police force gives a flying fuck about the Fourth Amendment. Pleading the Fifth Amendment is tantamount to pleading guilty. As for the other five, please don’t make me laugh: Sixth Amendment? speedy trial? Ha ha ha ha! Seventh? Trial by jury for anything above twenty bucks? Are you kidding? Eighth Amendment? Ahem… is the death penalty not cruel or unusual? Ninth amendment? Vague as hell. Tenth Amendment? Yeah! States’ Rights. Isn’t that what the Southern Traitors invoked in order to secede and start a war that cost 600 000 lives? The Bill of Rights has turned into a Bill of Wrongs, and we’re all suffering because generations of assholes have turned it to a combination of a giant joke and a tool for tyranny and exploitation.

    • Petunia Cat

      Wait a sec, the third amendment? I have zero idea what that is. And I’m not embarrassed. Because who ever ever talks about the third amendment? I’m sure when I look it up it’s going to be something unbelievably pedestrian. It might even be something about farming, or bears.

      • ahughes798

        The Second Amendment is the only one that matters now, so no need to know any of the others.

  • Proactive Cooperator

    1 So will the liberal media lemmings follow McConnell over a cliff ? Will it be on tee vee?
    2 We can’t be in the TPP. Instead we will have Trump’s deal on trade, capital and labor with China and all the Asian countries ? How about if we just change the T to Trump Pacific Partnership ?
    3 So college here is becoming more expensive relative to the rest of the world. I’m sure that wont affect who gets the best jobs in the 21st century.
    4. As I am a personal energy efficient person (not lazy!) I have never seen the point in making coffee 6 times for 6 cups when you can make it just once.
    5 I have always considered the Polish Resistance to be true heroes. And then live under Soviet control. This I don’t understand at all.

    • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

      #4 – As a recycling person for decades now, who tries hard to not add the maximum to the landfills, I don’t see the point in creating that much plastic that cannot be recycled (too small) for convenience sake.
      #5 – The Dutch Resistance was the most efficient and only 700 Dutch Jews were sent to the camps. The Poles lost untold millions because they did not effectively fight the Nazis. Almost all of the Polish Jews were executed because the Poles helped the Nazis create the ghettos and starve and torture the Jews. Does that help you understand better?

    • cleos_mom

      I’ve calculated the price per pound for those pods. $20 a pound is the cheapest I’ve found.

      It was just curiosity — I’ve been a heavy coffee drinker since I was 12 and having to make a separate cup each time would drive me insane.

  • capnkrunch
  • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

    Darrel Scott, a black Trumpanzee with a “black people’s plan” for urban revitalization. Like the hipster Millennials moving into urban areas aren’t providing enough “revitalization”.
    Fuck. That. Noize. Snitches get stitches.

    • ahughes798

      Gentrification has been going on for decades, at least in Chicago. There weren’t any hipsters or millenials then. When I moved to Chicago in the late ’70’s, my band mates and I moved to the Western and Fullerton area, which was largely Latino, therefore considered by some a “bad” neighborhood. I don’t know that we revitalised the area, as we were as piss poor as our neighbors. Yes, there was gang activity. We never had any problems though, and our neighbors were wonderful. The neighborhood directly east of there, Bucktown, was also a “bad” neighborhood. You should see it now! Same story in Wicker Park, which was also a bad neighborhood at that time.

      We weren’t trying to kick anyone out, in fact, the building was an empty boarded up theatre, and we lived in the huge apartment upstairs. But when you’re poor, you move to wherever you can afford to. Hipsters generally aren’t poor, it costs money to be hip. I don’t want to broad-brush all the Millenials either, because I know quite a few who are poor, not hip, just regular folks. They can’t afford to live anywhere, except with their parents.

  • An Outhouse for the résistance

    Cute little bunnies need to stop playing with matches and burning down their habitat.

  • Zyxomma

    Those pygmy bunnies are TOO adorable. Squeeeeee!

  • Little bit of Trump, little bit of Pence, little bit of Ryan…..

  • Moar Wordz

    The Nazis torched, murdered, tortured, infiltrated, groomed snitches, made a giant Jewish ghetto where families were packed into ever smaller rooms, dead children lined the streets, starving people were so hungry they grabbed packages of food and ate them, paper and all (they were called Chompers ) deported hundreds of thousands of Jews to ” work camps, ” then utterly flattened an entire city in Poland. Whose name eludes me. I am drunk.

  • Shawn Renee Ernoehazy

    We don’t have cable, and I generally don’t watch TV anymore, so I love the links to the late night shows! I had to share John Oliver and Chelsea Handler tonight, both were great.
    Thanks for watching all the TV, Dominic! I appreciate the work you do for the roundup as well.

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