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This morning, the phrase “rants about removing Trump” was trending on Twitter. And not for a fun reason like a bunch of people ranting about removing Trump. It is because Dead Breitbart got a big scoop on one of Roy Moore’s accusers, Deborah Wesson Gibson. Yes, the crack investigative team over there did a deep dive into one of his accusers Facebook pages to discover… that not only did she not like Donald Trump, but also that she did not plan on voting for Roy Moore in the upcoming election. In fact, she planned on voting for Doug Jones, the guy who didn’t even “date” her when she was 16!

WOAH IF TRUE.

Some of those postings by Deborah Wesson Gibson were critical of Moore while one was related to Moore’s Democratic opponent, Doug Jones.

One posting shows a picture of Gibson with Vice President Joe Biden and says that she did work for him in 2012. One older version of that image is still on her page while another more recent posting of that same image in response to a posting from Jones’s official campaign Facebook page was removed, but was captured by Breitbart News.

Reached by Breitbart News, Gibson said that she has no comment on the removals of her Facebook posts.

Other posts still active on her page repeatedly urge the immediate removal of President Donald Trump from office and show that Gibson “likes” far-left activist groups. She also pushed a petition drive to remove Steve Bannon from the National Security Council last February when Bannon was serving as the White House chief strategist.

Oh my, that is shocking! I mean, who among us would turn down the exciting opportunity to vote for the old dude that creeped on us when we were teenagers? I, for one, only wish I could track down every creep who cat-called me from his car when I was a middle-schooler and fiercely encourage them to run for office so that I might have the opportunity to help elect them. Because that is certainly who I want running things!

Clearly, this is all a vast conspiracy that goes right back to Joe Biden. Somehow.

Of course, the woman who made the most damning claims against Moore said she voted for Trump, but this other one here did not. In fact, according to Breitbart’s Joel Pollak, Gibson shouldn’t even be in the story, because she was 16 when she “dated” Moore, and how is it not normal for a 32-year-old man to date a 16-year-old girl? That is the most normal thing ever! So very natural! And acceptable!

It seems that Moore’s supporters cannot quite figure out whether this is a cruel and untrue conspiracy against Moore, orchestrated by the Washington Post, Joe Biden, random ladies who don’t like Donald Trump on Facebook, Barack Obama and probably our moms, or if it is the biggest nothingburger ever because God impregnated Mary when she was like 14 anyway, and 14-year-old girls weren’t even children in the ’70s. But they know for sure it is one of those two things.

Even Moore himself, appearing on Hannity, did not really seem to be able to definitively say that he did not try to get with teenagers in those days. He was, however, clear that if he did, he totally asked their moms if it was OK first.

To me, though–one of the more ridiculous aspects of this is that these people actually seem to think that any of us on the left think that something like child molestation would deter Republicans in Alabama from voting for Roy Moore. HA! We are not so naïve, Breitbart. After Trump, we have absolutely zero reason to believe that this would be something any of you would find unacceptable. That would just be silly.

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  • Jenny

    I probably would just vote against whoever the local child molestor supports too. But that’s just me doing votes with my vagina.

    • bubbuhh

      Apparently, most Alabama women can’t hear their vaginas or use their brains.

    • C4TWOMAN

      Also too scruples.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Reminds self to bring some window cleaner with him to the voting booth next time.

    • schmannity

      votes with my vagina.

      Video or GTFO

      • guppy06

        It was easier back when voting booths had those mechanical levers to pull. Nowadays the touchscreens make things trickier.

        • schmannity

          Curtains, also, too.

  • Christopher Story

    Is there something stronger than Everclear?

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      Well, I can give ya the pure-grain stuff. But you’ll go blind.

      • Christopher Story

        I’m thinking…

    • bubbuhh

      deep fried Mars bars.

    • SDGeoff3

      Vodka and Drano comes to mind.

      • Christopher Story

        Alas, I’m allergic to lye.

        • SDGeoff3

          Even better.

  • bubbuhh

    Only one wasn’t gonna vote him? Alabama people are so fucked up.

    • ltmcdies

      I think at least one doesn’t leave in Alabama any longer

      I wonder why that might be

    • ArgieBargie

      He is gonna fucking win no matter what. Moore and the rest the Alabama GOP know this, which is why he is never backing down.

      • OrG

        Even if they have to cheat.

  • wait! what?

    If only Lewis C.K. had asked permission from his victim’s moms…

  • guppy06

    show that Gibson “likes” far-left activist groups

    Girl Scouts of the United States?

    • SDGeoff3

      Who amongst us does not like The Thin Mint?

      • Msgr_MΩment

        I’m going to seek asylum in Samoa. The rest of y’all can Tagalong.

    • C4TWOMAN

      I read that as she’s probably open to left radical woo. Even leftists can fall for some weird shit.

      • guppy06

        Consider the author. Breitbart would accuse the local VFW of being a “far-left activist group” if only for the word “foreign.”

        • C4TWOMAN

          I was unsure whether that was Britefats or our writer’s commentary on it.
          *shrugs*

  • Christopher Story

    Yuck. They aren’t even denying the accusation, just excusing it for being so Good damned inconvenient for them and their “agenda.” Which is what, exactly? Blame everybody else for your sins? Yuck.

  • Robyn Ryan

    The pretzel logic of men trying to discredit women.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      Well, we all know it’s always the woman’s fault. We just need to figure out why…

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    Gee, imagine that. A woman who was pursued as a young girl by a far right conservative creeper grew up to be a liberal who wants nothing to do with the right. I think the real story here is the fact that every single one of them didn’t…

  • schmannity

    Definitely cannot trust anyone with radical liberal opposition to pedophilia.

  • Alice Peal

    GOP Grand Old Pedophiles

    • Daniel

      Grasping Obsequious Perverts

  • Daniel

    Remember: liberals will politicize any terrible event.

    • RobespierreHoo

      And 40 years is “too soon”.

  • (((Alt-Sedagive)))

    So one of the teenagers who dated Moore is now a liberal. That’s the breaking news that somehow justifies dismissing the whole Roy-Moore-is-a-pedophile-issue?

    The damage was done as soon as “conservatives” lined up not only to support Moore in the face of compelling evidence, but to support molestation of little girls in general.

    Even if comments were allowed on this site I would refuse to comment on this story – it’s just that dumb.

    • AmazingProfessionalCrastinator

      I don’t think she dated Moore, or even “dated” Moore. He perved on some teeny boppers, but didn’t actually succeed in his quest.

  • schmannity

    NAMGLA Northern Alabama Man Girl Love Association.

    • ArgieBargie

      NRAMGLA

  • ArgieBargie

    I love how the majority of Alabama Republicans are standing behind this shameless pedophile. But you see, when you proudly send a confessed serial sexual predator to the White House, sending and equally disgusting minion to the Senate becomes a lot easier to justify.

    Fuck these people.

  • L.W. Mason

    OMG I pity any female in Alabama(well, do anyway) when this psycho gets into orifice, Oh, I mean “office”. Open season. Good luck Alabama females. but remember, you voted for him.

    • Covfefe

      Now that you bring it up, they used to have this troublesome state trooper in the Upper Penninsula. They decided that to get rid of him they could send him to Lansing, as a state rep. Then they decided Lansing wasn’t far enough, so they sent him to Washington as a Congressman.

      Downside was, you get rid of a state trooper, four more show up in his place.

  • Blackest Noobs

    even if the girls were of consent age and in Alabama it’s 16 years old, why is almost no one in Alabama or the Republican party just appalled by the fact a 30 year old something man wanted to date 16 year olds…or better question, if you have a 16 year old daughter, you her father, a man, who knows man things and man thoughts, given all that, you’re OK with a 30something year old man dating your teenaged daughter?!?

    really?

    REALLY?!?!?!?!

    • C4TWOMAN

      Gotta marry them off you know, to get a start on making more white babies.
      /OBVIOUS SARCASM

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Half your age plus seven, asswipe.

      See, this is why having the shittiest education standards in the country is such a bad idea.

      • guppy06

        At my age it’d be half my age, plus seven, plus a considerable amount of alcohol.

        • Msgr_MΩment

          For you or for the “date”?

          /asking for a friend

          • mancityRed6

            yes

          • guppy06

            Oh, for me. My date would still be more than old enough to buy their own, but still…

      • Blackest Noobs

        seriously what dickhead came up with that….oooh if i apply fake-math to it makes it’s ok.
        i say ‘roid it up, and build up your forearms to Popeye levels, and then get the squeeze you want on your weener you so badly mistakenly think you need.

      • Blackest Noobs

        and another thing, doesn’t that say a LOT about a MAN who cannot get with a WOMAN who is closer to his age.

        it’s not about if the newer model is hotter…it’s about control.

        MEN…for the most part….only liking them “young.” yeah…it’s about control. Look at Moore….it is all about control for him and his past history proves it.

      • theCryptofishist

        He was told there would be no math.

    • Debbie the Unpaid Protester

      When my youngest daughter was 16, she worked at our local movie theater. She looked much older than 16, because she is very tall, and also model-pretty. One night she was chatted up by a customer (in his 30s), who eventually asked if she’d like to “hang out” sometime.
      to her credit, she told him it wouldn’t be a good idea because she was only 16. To his credit, he IMMEDIATELY backed off. He did not follow her home & ask my permission (if he had, I would have given him the names of some good therapists– seriously, that is so fucked up).

  • Covfefe

    If a 32-tear-Old asks the mom if it’s okay, and the mom say it is — no, it’s not treating the little girl like an article of commerce, it’s just the Christian way.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Were any goats exchanged?

  • schmannity

    She was also asking for it with that slutty Hello Kitty lunchbox.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Right when America is engaged in a xenophobic, anti-free-trade foreign policy, military-first diplomacy, on the verge of destroying its ability to function economically, and its head of state is being manipulated by a foreign kleptocrat, the party in power is engaged in a heated debate over how to excuse their candidate’s pedophilia. Yeah, everything’s fine.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Alabama: Second to last in everything

    • C4TWOMAN

      Who’s last? Florida?

      • OrG

        Mississippi, Oklahoma, West Virginia?

        • C4TWOMAN

          The entire South is full of strong contenders.

      • Proactive Cooperator

        Depends. Usually LA or MS. Although in a few years KS and OK may give them competition.

      • schmannity

        My college roommate was from Arkansas. He claimed the state motto was Thank God for Mississippi.

        • Proactive Cooperator

          Ha ! You win !

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Aka “winning”.

  • Meanie-meanie, tickle a person
    • guppy06

      “Lighten up” is up there with “don’t you know how to have fun?” and “can’t you take a joke?” as phrases that make me wince.

      • C4TWOMAN

        I took it to mean, “hey guys we should be having fun”. But given the subject of the article I winced a little too.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Okay, one of the accusers was politically against Moore, so she must be lying. But the other one, the one who voted for Trump?

    Nice own-goal, you guys.

  • OrG

    Ya know,by the time time I was in my 30s I was starting to like the moms more than the daughters.

  • folderol

    Gibson is an covert operative
    With Dems she can be quite cooperative
    Joe Biden has her tightly leashed
    It’s obvious, it’s clear to me
    She’d like to see Prez Trump impeached

    She should not be collaborative
    With those who are derogative
    Judge Roy doth practice what he preaches
    His problem is, as all can see
    That on him virgins hang like leeches

    Roy sees naught a thing corroborative
    And passing years are most exonerative
    “Ignore that lady,” he beseeches
    “There’s no temptation I won’t flee”,
    As he pulls his hand out from her breaches

  • Baconzgood

    When I was in my late 20s there was this summer intern who had a crush on me (she was like 17). I felt super creeped out being alone with her. She was uh…”agressive”. I was always weirded out on Mondays Wednesday and Fridays at work.

    And Roy Moore would have pursued a woman like that.

    • Poorly Behaved Pérsistanista

      Maybe not. I think he likes shy girls better because the power trip is more fulfilling than with a willing partner.

      • Shanzgood

        As a formerly very shy teenager, I can confirm this.

  • DerrickWildcat
  • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

    I can’t tell what’s worse – that they want to create a dystopian hellhole, or that they suck at even doing that.

    • C4TWOMAN

      Let’s hope they keep sucking. If we’re going to have proto-fasism, let it be incompetent.

      • Proactive Cooperator

        The Devil has been yelling at his lawyers to sue for breach of contract. “Not a single fukin’ thing happened on Day One.” He is PISSED this is taking so long.

  • bubbuhh

    OT Trump goes for cross dressing in Asia. Look at the size of his hips! Yuuuge!
    https://twitter.com/KeithOlbermann/status/929110414755090432

    • C4TWOMAN

      God, he’s trying and it’s still sad. I wonder how long an aid had to argue with him to convince him to try “something different”?

    • Proactive Cooperator

      He looks like he’s trying to shoplift ham hocks from the Piggly Wiggly.

    • Doug Langley

      He saw someone wear it in a Charlie Chan flick and thought it would be flattering?

    • An Outhouse for the résistance

      So was Putin. They must have called each other like high school girls.

    • schmannity

      Save it for his next trip to Miami; a little embroidery and he has a blue Guayabera.

    • Proactive Cooperator

      I would love to see him wear that to a VFW Hall.

    • Proactive Cooperator

      Its from Melania’s Viet Cong Winter Collection. Who knew Asian Communism had Haute Couture ?

  • Dept. of Space Tacos

    continuing, Peppermint apparently:
    1) settles your stomach
    2) Can be applied directly to your head to help with headaches
    3) Increases oxygen to the brain
    4) Also putting water in it dilutes it, but doesn’t decrease potency. Isn’t that the definition of dilution?

    • Dept. of Space Tacos

      oh, somebody she knows used tea leaves to make two cavities DISAPPEAR!
      (I’m not sure tooth enamel works that way).

      “There’s some really good testimonials” – cause you have no fucking evidence.

    • Angela Ruzzo

      It doesn’t decrease potency because of the peppermint oil. Oil and water don’t mix, so the oil disperses throughout the water, but is not diluted. You have to use an emulsifier to create an emulsion to get oil and water to mix and dilute the oil. Cider vinegar, Epsom salts, honey and witch hazel are examples of emulsifiers.

    • An Outhouse for the résistance

      So peppermint patties are the new super food?

    • Shanzgood

      It won’t decrease the potency if you use it the same amout as you would have used without the water.

    • puredog

      Ground peppermint placed at the source of an ant incursion into your kitchen stops the little fuckers, also too.

  • Michael R

    Just so you know , Breitbart is not a racist site
    ( except when they are , which is always )
    Some comments from when they did a story on Harambe the gorilla )
    Comments on stories about Michelle Obama were much worse

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3504d4c0bbc192f4b6c4618f8589dd182e6dedff68a6bc472b39750e39aef098.jpg

    • schmannity

      Nice cross section of Trump supporters.

  • Doug Langley

    Okay everyone, it’s battle stations. I was just over on WaPo and one commenter referred to Trump as “The ManureChurning Candidate”.

    WELL?? Are we going to let them out-pun us?

    • TJ Barke

      Puns are for peasants.

    • Daniel

      Manchuria lies in part in Russia.

      These people are no threat, Doug.

    • C4TWOMAN

      I’m actually not very good at puns. I get lucky now and then, but its like striking lightening….

      • Doug Langley

        But you get a real charge out of it when it happens.

        • C4TWOMAN

          Positively ex-static.

          • Doug Langley

            I volt that the best comment yet.

          • theCryptofishist

            It has an extra layer of cat characteristics that adds a lot.

          • Ricky Gay

            I’m shocked!

        • Msgr_MΩment

          Hard to do if you don’t keep current.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      I got nothing. I present my bright blue butthole to the new winner of the internet.

    • Angela Ruzzo

      I was keeping a list of amusing names for Trump back in November of 2016, but the list got so long I stopped somewhere around April 2017.

      • Debbie the Unpaid Protester

        I did the same thing, and had to quit for the same reason. I think “Donne 2-scoops” is my hands-down favorite.

    • WIDTAP

      Sniff…Puns are the lowest form of wit.

      … but I am not saying that isn’t our level.

      • Angela Ruzzo

        Maybe. I laughed myself silly when I was watching a documentary on British history, and the historian showed legal documents from 1310 and 1311 in which a local man was named as “Roger Fuckebythenavel.” This is the earliest written example of the F-word. Was his name a pun, or a derogatory nickname? We know not. The historian said “If Roger actually tried to do it in the navel and someone told the world about it, the name could be 14th century revenge porn.” For some reason I found this hysterically funny.
        https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/oldest-f-word_us_55f65a3fe4b063ecbfa4b9d6

      • Ricky Gay

        How dare you?!
        I SAID GOOD DAY!!!

      • theCryptofishist

        People who say that about puns, have never seen people laugh when someone slips on a banana peel, spills whatever they were carrying, and splits their “pants.”

      • Sakonyachen

        Pshaw!!! Dick jokes are high art! We shan’t be found making puns like a mob of commoners!

    • schmannity

      Hitler?

    • OrG

      You should be punished for even suggesting that.

    • Ricky Gay

      And Judge Moore is merely a Candydate!
      Badump tschhh 🥁

  • Shibusa

    A better story would be: why would any of Moore’s teenaged victims vote for him?

    • Wonky Magoo

      Because DEMONCRATS

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Because Obama is a ni!CLANG!

      • Blanche de Shambles

        I believe he said “Obama is a-near.”

  • SayItWithWookies

    If only Moore had had the foresight to date liberal teenage girls exclusively when he was in his mid-thirties, he wouldn’t have this problem.

    • Me not sure

      If I had known then what I know now he could have had a go at my first wife.

  • An Outhouse for the résistance

    Reached by Breitbart News, Gibson said “Fuck you, I thought Breitbart was still dead”

  • bubbuhh

    Romney is often right. It’s too bad most of his brain is made of LDS-GOPee fruitcake. His dad wasn’t like that. He must’ve inherited the 1%er BS from his mother.https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/928999549376528385

    • Doug Langley

      I’ve seriously wondered if Mitt was adopted.

    • Royal Ugly Dude

      George Romney would have made a good president.

  • ariel_gee_398

    Breitbart is missing the even bigger scoop. According to Wikipedia, prior to 1992 the good judge was a democrat. It was the liberals what made him creep on girls.

    • bubbuhh

      Southern Democrats had all the best Nazis for the longest time, even after Nixon started dog-whistling them to come to their new home.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      I cannot BELIEVE this info has been weaponized yet…”see, it was a DEMOCRAT who molested those kids”. It can’t be long now.

  • Suttree

    Between this and SMOTI’s rando, I am surprised that these geniuses haven’t cracked the whereabouts of Amelia Earhart, who really kidnapped the Lindbergh babby, and the identity of the Haymarket bomber.

    • Edith Prickly

      Spoiler: it was all Hillary in her stolen TARDIS.

  • Bub, the cynical zombie
    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      Ah, yes. Time for the “abuse of power” method.

    • WotsAllThisThen

      Soon the whole world will learn that these women have private lives, are not perfect, and can be humiliated.

      That ought to clear up the accusations!

    • Edith Prickly

      Keep doubling down, you disgusting old lunatic. Alabama might not care but there are people all over the country watching your party twist itself into a pretzel to excuse your behaviour. One day you will have to reap what you sowed.

    • AmazingProfessionalCrastinator

      “…We fully expect the people of Alabama to see through this charade…,”

      We hope they will, too, and elect Doug Jones.

  • Daniel

    This is further illustration of the projection and cult mentality of the GOP.

    They rage and despair over liberals “politicizing” things like gun massacres, yet there is nothing that happens to them- the party of personal responsibility- that they won’t attribute to conspiracies by their political opponents to make them look bad.

    They will sooner drag the victims of sex crimes through the mud and repeatedly libel and slander them than concede one of their number might actually have done what he has hemmed and hawed about not having done.

    No one critical of them is to be trusted.
    No one is sincere, no one is honest, everyone has an ulterior motive, even when claiming child sexual assault.

    Trust no one outside the bubble.
    They’re political agents out to politicize everything.

    • Covfefe

      There you libtards go. Politicizing 40-year-Old sex crimes

    • Wonky Magoo

      They’re not a party (anymore?), they’re a gang. I’m serious.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Nah…gangs usually have some sort of structure and operating code.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      The world’s biggest cult

      • Count Awesome

        They’re dying for tax exempt status.

    • shivaskeeper

      It almost all comes back to projection.

      They see everything libtards do as “politicizing” whatever is happening because they politicize literally everything in their lives.

      No one critical can be trusted because they are critical of some many people and things and most of their criticism is not valid or honest. Hate for hate’s sake is not a valid reason, but it;s all they have.

      No one is sincere or honest because they are not sincere or honest. Everyone has an ulterior motive because they always have an ulterior motive or angle they are aiming for.

      Trusting someone outside the bubble is a good way to have the bubble break. That one is enforced by the powerful in the party. I think that one has less to do with projection and more to do with the powerful trying to hold on the power they have. Trusting someone outside the bubble might make you doubt those in the bubble with you.

      • OrG

        Sounds like a cult.

        • shivaskeeper

          The SBC fundies have become a death cult. They make up the GOP base. Ergo, the base is cult.

        • Nasty Girl Brianna

          Exactly. And notice the one almost universal feature of a cult?

          Young women are prey.

  • GreenGoldSharpie

    God, the right wing is so fucking gross at this point.

    • TJ Barke

      It always has been, as it’s primary core tenant is that it’s okay to exploit other people.

      • Christopher Story

        This

      • Msgr_MΩment

        And that the only good Darwinism is the social kind.

  • Count Awesome

    That harlot. Forgiving Moore and voting for him would be the Christian thing to do.

  • Msgr_MΩment
  • Bright Bart

    Well if there was pedophilia involved isn’t it hillary and her uranium encrusted pizza’s fault?

  • BloviateMe

    If you aren’t a Republican in Alabammy (reasons don’t matter), you hate America.

    Got it.

    • Count Awesome

      Says one of the Secessionist, Confederate States.

      • BloviateMe

        Heritage not hate though.

      • Daniel

        Soon to be Sessionist Confederate State.

    • Panika MCD

      I’m guessing it’s not okay with lots of Republicans in Bama. however, the question is whether they will stay home or vote for a not-Republican on E-Day.

    • lroom

      It’s not easy being a liberal in this festering swamp of repubs.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    This is the kind of hard-hitting investigative journalism I’d come to expect from the Weehawken Weekly Shopper.

    • Count Awesome

      Someone has to step in for the now defunct Weekly World News (Batboy Lives!).

      • schmannity

        Breitbart will soon report sightings of Breitbart with Elvis and aliens.

      • theCryptofishist

        Two-Headed Woman, also, too.

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      Weehawken Weekly Shopper LIBELZ!

    • Proactive Cooperator

      Needz moar pizza and cat fud coupons.

  • bubbuhh

    OT
    Trump screws up without his ghostdealers
    Countries agree on Pacific trade pact that excludes U.S.

    DA NANG, Vietnam- Top trade officials from the 11 remaining members of the Trans-Pacific Partnership have agreed on a bare-bones plan to bring the pact into force without the United States, according to a joint statement provided to POLITICO by the Chilean government.

    The move came one day after President Donald Trump sharply criticized large multilateral trade deals during his keynote speech at the annual APEC leaders summit here.

    https://www.politico.com/story/2017/11/10/pacific-region-trade-pact-excludes-us-244798

    • Covfefe

      Let’s walk through this. There is going to come a time when Donald goes, one way or ther other. We’re going to have to beg to get into that PAC pact. Won’t be able to insert all those anti-Labor, pro-pharmaceutical and other embarrassing provisions when we come begging.

      • Proactive Cooperator

        I blame 15 th century Europeans. And Columbus. Everybody wanted to trade with China. Like a dog that chases a bus, and then the bus stops.
        The dog thinks he caught a bus.

    • Panika MCD

      at least it’s in place and working so we can join it when we get all these criminals out of office.

      • theCryptofishist

        *crosses fingers*

    • Mr. Blobfish

      Dingos ate my treaty.

  • Bub, the cynical zombie
  • Me The People
    • Wonky Magoo

      I really wish they hadn’t written this. It’s not a “strong case,” but it IS important that we start believing victims who come forward. I will believe him until I hear otherwise.

      • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

        You can believe and have doubts.

      • BosGrl

        I agree. I read the original story and I do think this guy is telling what he believes is the truth. And if he was passed out, whether from being drunk or drugged, he shouldn’t have been touched.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      At this point, no one would surprise me. Having said that, the timing is suspect. Pick a real liberal icon and throw some mud out to distract from your Senate candidate. Isn’t jumping to defend someone regardless what we knock the repugs for?

  • WotsAllThisThen

    Makes sense if you look at it from their point of view. I mean Hannity is willing to level all kinds of bullshit accusations against people he won’t vote for.

    • TJ Barke

      That’s called projection.

      • LaChatSayWha

        And keeping his job. He does, after all, work for a company run by sexual predators. I’ve lost count, but after Roger “Red and Raw like Hamburger”, haven’t about 80% of Faux’s most prominent “talents” been proven rapists and molesters?

    • Panika MCD

      he also really likes defending sexual predators.

  • Panika MCD

    I like bars that don’t drop to the floor.

    • FukuiSanYesOta

      Or self-bury.

      • Shanzgood

        I’m gonna do that to save time when I die.

    • Covfefe

      Being a coastal elite, you prolly never danced the limbo, or gone to a GOP state convention where they do.

      • Panika MCD

        I’m in Texas. and while I haven’t been to the GOP state convention, I have friends who have and have been there* for a GOP precinct convention.

        *I was an election judge for the primary. the TDP had moved to having the precinct conventions at the county conventions after a delayed primary showed it actually worked better. the RPT did not decide to do that, but I told them about it and they were all, “I want!” I think they moved theirs later. their’s are just as boring as ours.

  • Saxo the Grammarian

    I’m sorry, I’m too mired in 2004 liberalism to make heads or tails of this. Did Zell Miller ever have that duel he wanted?

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Wasn’t it Tweety he challenged? I dunno mang…I might’ve rooted for Miller in that one.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    He’s pretty much Schrodinger’s Pedophile at this point. He didn’t da…I mean, molest young girls, but if he did, they were old enough, he asked their moms first, and it was normal in Alabama at the time. And Jesus.

    • BosGrl

      Always Jebus.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Because, reasons.

      • FukuiSanYesOta

        The savior cures all kid-touching. He’s cool like that.

        I’m pretty sure Jeezy Creezy wouldn’t be cool with it though.

        • alwayspunkindrublic

          Josh Duggar…PROOF!1!!

          • Wonky Magoo

            He’ll be a senator in ten years.

          • FukuiSanYesOta

            When kid-diddling becomes a GOP plank.

            We’re getting close to that now.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            They’ll get Jerry Sandusky to write the official party platform position.

          • theCryptofishist

            It will involve knee pads, won’t it.

          • theCryptofishist

            “Suffer the little children”–PROOF!1!!

    • Nasty Girl Brianna

      Let he who has never molested a teenager cast the first stone.

    • janecita

      How was your gig last night?

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Turned out to be really fun, thx. Place was deserted when I got there to set up, but packed by the end. Very diverse crowds at this place. Check out the photo I posted earlier of the little girl that was there dancing.

        • Poorly Behaved Pérsistanista

          And stealing, the little rascal!

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            Yeah….I had to tackle her and wrestle the money from her hand. Hated to do it, but 5 bucks is 5 bucks.

          • BosGrl

            Pikachu made her do it.

        • janecita

          Adorable little thief:-)

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            She was beyond cute and bustin’ some serious toddler dance moves. I felt bad about having to use the taser on her.

          • janecita

            She deserved it though;-)

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            Shoulda seen her dance when that jolt of electricity hit her!

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      No, you don’t understand. The 14 Y.O. accuser is a lying liar who who made the whole thing up, along with the Godless liberals and the fake news, in order to attack a good and decent man because DemonRats hate Murica. The 16 Y.O. accuser though is telling the truth in the very same story, because in that backwards Hillbilly state 16 is technically legal for a man in his 30’s to prey upon and Roy Moore is an honorable gentleman who asked her mother’s permission first (prolly).

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Thanks for clearing that up…I was really going down the rabbit hole on this one.

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          • Sakonyachen

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      • Riley Whodat Venable

        Also too Moore said he remembered that the 16 year old was a good girl, and never drank on their dates.

  • TundraGrifter

    If I lived to be 150 years old, of course I wouldn’t vote for somebody who molested me as a teenager. DUH!

    • FukuiSanYesOta

      If I met the person who did it to me at seven I’d murder them. Seriously.

      That’s why I don’t look.

      • theCryptofishist

        My “me toos” aren’t that dramatic, but my little sister was raped at about six. (And the only reason I’m telling that story, is because she’s dead, and cannot herself. I have no idea if she would have joined this movement, but I think she would have. Yes, contradictions, I think you can refer to Whitman about that.)

  • Bub, the cynical zombie
    • Mavenmaven

      This is the kind of judge Rich Old Men want in power for obvious reasons.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      “A liberal court strikes down a Higdon conviction. Luther Strange fights to reinstate Higdon’s conviction to protect young children.”

      JFC, Strange accused Roy Moore of being a liberal? Apparently, the word ‘liberal’ means “anyone I disagree with or don’t like”

      • theCryptofishist

        We already knew he was not a subtle man… Except when he parses his young friends (girl, that is.)

  • Angela Ruzzo

    Apparently someone complained on Bill Maher last night that Steve Martin’s “King Tut” skit on SNL in 1978 was racist. I don’t see it myself. Steve created the character and song because the King Tut exhibit was being shown in the US at the time and was generating mass hysteria and very long lines at museums. Historical context is important.

    • TundraGrifter

      Just for the record here – One Friday night in Union Square (San Francisco) with my friends Lannie, Lisa and Tree I invented “The Tut” dance before Steve Martin. I also wore just one glove before Michael Jackson, but that’s another story.

      • Angela Ruzzo

        I think a lot of people used to do a similar dance. When I was 9 I had a Harem Girl costume for Halloween that my sister made me. I would do a kind of “Tut” dance in it. That was 1965, the year we studied World History in 4th grade. All the kids I knew did that corny thing with the bent arms when we wanted to pretend to be an Ancient Egyptian. I don’t know where we picked it up…someone must have started it somewhere. I THINK I saw it on an old Loonie Toons or Merrie Melodies cartoon.

        • TundraGrifter

          That night the King Tut exhibit was in town and I called it “The Tut.”

        • Grumpy Twat
          • Angela Ruzzo

            I’ve seen this! I have no idea where or when, except that it was long ago, but I remember it! Thanks for the memory!

          • Grumpy Twat

            You’re welcome.
            My grandparents saw them perform. That’s how I know about them.

    • Christopher Story

      Umm… No?

    • Carpe Vagenda

      Did they complain about it being racist or did someone drag out a strawman about SJWs saying it was racist? bc the circus of ‘respectful’ exoticism around that exhibit was way more offensive than writing a song making fun of it.

      • Angela Ruzzo

        I don’t know what the complaint was, I just heard about it from a friend who watched Bill Maher last night. I was startled…I remember watching that skit live in 1978 and I fell off my chair laughing. “He gave his life for tourism.” I still laugh.

      • Angela Ruzzo

        I present Walt Disney’s “Silly Symphonies – Egyptian Melodies.” It must be racist because the spider is black and he runs away at the end.
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1j7uhwDGsc

        • Carpe Vagenda

          During the period when the british were wholesale plundering the ancient world for souvenirs, mummies were literally used for feul.

          • theCryptofishist

            Or ground up for medicine.

    • Royal Ugly Dude

      I saw that exhibit when I was a wee ugly dude. I mostly remember the lines.

      • Angela Ruzzo

        I used to have the poster from the Chicago exhibit hanging on my wall. I thought it was stunning. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/97084d4bc91de1c5e1f1a4c4272d259d94c9d40ba4205fa271c4c14a504bd723.jpg

      • theCryptofishist

        I remember the lines, too. Also, it was interesting to go around the back of that mask and see what they never took pictures of.

      • Captain Kraut

        I saw that one in Hamburg as a kid. My mom was doing administrative work for an art charity back then, which was why I had quite an interesting talk with the museum’s director about the exhibition. He gave a me a popular archaeology book and told me to come back in 15 years after I’d finished my degree. I think I was 8 or nine.

  • Panika MCD

    OT – I still has a confuse.

    how is the Battle Flag of Norther Virginia more acceptable to the Austin Veterans’ Day Parade organizers than allowing the TCDP and TCRP to march in support of veterans? in the past we’ve lined up next to one another and had no problems between the two groups because: it’s about the vets.

    • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

      Twin Cities Donut Patrol?

      • Panika MCD

        Travis County Democratic Party
        Travis County Republican Party

        • theCryptofishist

          Woo-hoo! I was born in Travis County! (St. David’s.) REPRESENT!

          • Panika MCD

            I was born in North Star Borough.

          • theCryptofishist

            (I have no idea what you’re talking about. We left when I was three. Berkeley being mathier than UT.)

          • Panika MCD

            UT is plenty mathy now. probably not as mathy as MIT, but at least as mathy as Berzerkeley.

            North Star Borough is where Fairbanks, AK is.

      • Mr. Blobfish

        That’s a vigilante group I can get behind.

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      Because someone in the parade organization has caught a bad case of “rock stupid”?

      • Panika MCD

        how many rocks make a stupid?

        • Covfefe

          If you work at it, you really don’t need more than one.

        • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

          13 small ones or 1 big one.

          • Panika MCD

            I thought it was a duck?

          • Proactive Cooperator

            So just like crawdads. Cool.

          • Royal Ugly Dude

            Ten rocks= one metric stupid

          • Proactive Cooperator

            Of course !

    • OrG

      Because fascism.

      • Panika MCD

        that doesn’t make sense.

  • btwbfdimho

    Meanwhileish, here’s how le brave ragazze italiane dealt with sexual harassment.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6dd4d6de07d561f604db604c3917ff317b593bce5bfc11faefa326ca81909240.png

    • janecita

      A little extreme if you ask me.

    • Christopher Story

      That’s the most spiteful fuck you I’ve ever heard of.

    • natoslug

      Wouldn’t cutting out his brain so that he’d quit thinking about her be a better solution?

      • theCryptofishist

        That wouldn’t be consentual.

        • natoslug

          Times were different then. Who’s to say that a little lobotomy was wrong?

    • proudgrampa

      That’s a kinda creepy story…

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Someone who was molested doesn’t want to vote for the asshole who violated her? SCOOP!!!

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cc1913b4a42e6d17b732af44fe4527b642bab68da54f4564f9e8d84fee977bc3.gif

    • Poorly Behaved Pérsistanista

      My first look was mid-gif and read, “Sake for fuck’s sake.”

      Can has some sake now!?

  • janecita

    O/T Trump believes Putin.

    The 29 most eye-popping lines from Donald Trump’s press gaggle in Vietnam – CNN
    https://apple.news/AD1ACdzZHSrK7LnwMxm8alA

    Btw, Fuck Chris Cillizza!

  • Count Awesome

    Seriously, has Alabama away with the elected dog catcher and replaced it with elected child molester?

    • FukuiSanYesOta

      From the quotes in the article yesterday, it seems like Alabama GOP are “Yeah, child molester, but NOT A DEMOCRAT”

      I kinda want to get off this ride now.

      • Count Awesome

        That’s what Moore’s accusers most definitely said too, also.

      • Anna Rompage

        How do they know?

        I mean aren’t all liberals child molesters in the eyes of the conservative fringe?

        Perhaps Roy is just a mole that was planted by the DNC to tarnish the reputation of the GOP…

        • FukuiSanYesOta

          It’s gay frogs all the way down! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

      • Panika MCD

        they couldn’t pull party rules out and read them to figure out how they could replace Moore with Luther Strange? that’s a new low.

        • Shanzgood

          I read that the ballots can’t be changed after X days before the primary so Strange would have to be a write-in.

          • Indeniable Ron

            They could put up a sign in each polling place:
            ‘The part of GOP pederasty apologist will be played by Luther Strange’

          • Panika MCD

            I don’t think it’s too late for him to launch a write in bid and he wouldn’t be the first US Senator to win that way.

          • Panika MCD

            also too: the party usually has a rule that allows the leadership to change it. we have it here.

      • TJ Barke
  • Carpe Vagenda

    I know when my kid was a high school sophomore I was always hoping she would meet a nice combat veteran with an advanced degree.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      It’s always reassuring when they hook up somewhere appropriate like a h.s. civics class that the older gentleman has so generously agreed to address, also too.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      all the girls want to date a guy old enough to drive and buy beer…

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        And get social security and AARP discounts.

  • Bub, the cynical zombie

    Putin: To Trump, through interpreter) “President Trump, I am trying to learn English. My instructor may give me words to use in a sentence, and I will practice my English with you. I hope you will help me in this endeavour.”

    “Of course, President Putin. I’ll be happy to help.”

    They converse through their interpreters for a few minutes. Then Putin’s English instructor passes him a note: “Use the word ‘dictate’ in a sentence.” Putin thinks for a moment, and then speaks to Trump in halting English:
    “Donald, how does my dictate?”

    • TJ Barke

      And Trump says: “It tates great”

      • Ωbjectifier

        Less filling!

  • btwbfdimho
  • Poorly Behaved Pérsistanista

    Just got an email from my wing-nut Congressman, Tom Garrett, ya know, the one who complained after the election that everywhere he went wimmen were “getting all up in his grill.”

    Excerpt:
    In lieu of our normal weekly newsletter, I thought we should share our commitment to our veterans this weekend by sharing the transcript of a recent speech I gave on Ten Virginia (Fifth Congressional District-Specific) Reasons to Stand During the National Anthem.

    Fuck this guy.

    • Panika MCD

      he didn’t even thank veterans for their service?

      • Poorly Behaved Pérsistanista

        I went back and skimmed the long, weird tale and he got around to it, in the last paragraph.

        • Paul

          Thanks for doing the dirty work for us.

  • Bright Bart

    Well you know what frank always says
    Echa un vistazo a este video en YouTube:

    http://youtu.be/_YmDcCpD1gc

  • natoslug

    If there’s grass on the field . . . you should be outside playing ball or taking a walk or reading a book or screaming at clouds, not creeping on little girls who could be your daughter.

  • anon_the_great

    Roy Moore “he totally asked their moms if it was OK first.”

    Of course he did. Right after reminding those Mums certain fines could go right the heck away…

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    Remember, it’s not just Moore. They all feel this way down in the deep Bible belt

    “Look, you wait ’til they get to be 20 years old, the only picking that’s going to take place is your pocket,” he said. “You got to marry these girls when they are about 15 or 16. They’ll pick your ducks. You need to check with mom and dad about that, of course.”

    *Phil Robertson, cultural hero to the RWNJs

    • Count Awesome

      Republican men really like their women young and stupid. I guess it “keeps them in line”.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        Conservative Fundamentalists, also too. Get ’em young before they’re old enough to form opinions about the world and start the brainwashing early.

        • Count Awesome

          Also too it helps if Daddy’s been brainwashing them from the start.

        • BoatOfVelociraptors

          People that like big guns, big trucks, big flags, and submissive women are a global force.

          • Dudleydidwrong

            You spelled “farce” wrong.

    • theCryptofishist

      “They’ll pick your ducks”–now there’s a colorful southern idiom that I no one to explain it’s meaning to me.

    • kaydenpat

      Creepy as hell. And shows a strong disrespect for women.

    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      JFC! Just when I thought I couldn’t despise them any more. But I always said he looked like a child molester.

  • anon_the_great

    If you will vote for a child molester you are not a Conservative

    • natoslug

      From what I’ve heard lately from conservatives, I would beg to differ.

    • John Thorstensen

      But, you are a true Scotsman!

  • Saxo the Grammarian

    Does her kitchen have granite counter tops? ‘Cause that’s kind of a deal-breaker.

    • BoatOfVelociraptors

      Stay Frosty.

  • Jack Takes A Knee

    Maybe ole Roy should just change his name to Humbert Humbert for brevity’s sake.

  • Mavenmaven

    Keeping in mind that all his defenders are the kinds of men normal parents would keep away from their children.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Okay, I hear ya,” Garmon said. “Hey, Don Lemon Squeeze-e, keep it easy.

    Trenton Garmon, attorney and friend of Roy Moore, age 7.

    • SeeTrain65

      “Oh, I see what’s going on here, Trenton … you think you’re good with people. … It all makes sense; the fake mateyness, the rapey arm-touching, the way you keep using my name in a way that makes me feel oddly violated as if you’d just dipped your cock in my drink.”

      “No offense, but in an television situation, you seem about as relaxed and friendly as a serial killer doing a police interview while still wearing his last victim’s skin.”
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6Hf0PtBmyo

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    I think we have the final piece of the puzzle: According to ariel_gee_398 below, as per Wikipedia, Moore was seeking office-and failing- as a Dem until 1992. New narrative: He DID molest that girl, but he was a DEMONCRAT PEDOPHILE!!1!!! Republican Roy Moore is innocent of all charges!

    • janecita

      He was a Democrat sinner, until he bathed in the blood of their Lord and savior, St. Ronnie of the Holy Alzheimer.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        St. Ron has the power to absolve all sin.

        • Indeniable Ron

          I thought that was Saint Gerald?

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            Just Nixon’s sins. Everyone else has to fend for themselves.

          • akita96th

            That was funny hahaha ..you get points for originality and wit.

        • Hiss

          Or at least forget it.

  • theCryptofishist

    “… because she was 16 when she “dated” Moore, and how is it not normal for a 32-year-old man to date a 16-year-old girl? That is the most normal thing ever! So very natural! And acceptable!”
    Ah, he’s going with the “half your age, minus 7” system of picking his dating pool.

    • SeeTrain65

      Using that system, the woman would be 19.

      THAT’S STILL CREEPY AF.

      • theCryptofishist

        Well, duh. Because it is creepy as fuck.

  • Carpe Vagenda

    Hey, speaking of bad wingnut lawyers…

    https://twitter.com/NonWhiteHat/status/929419109955244032

  • theCryptofishist

    I look forward to Breitbart’s insightful exploration of the eternal question: “Water–Wet or Dry?”

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Trick question. It’s dry until you add water.

  • (((fka_donnie_d))), SOB

    What will it say, to victims and women in general if this guy gets into office?

    The horror

    • Darrell Imaginarian

      They should be used to it by now. Unless they have amnesia or something. In which case, lucky for them.

    • Ms.MLG on Maui

      The same thing it said when Trump was elected.

      • (((fka_donnie_d))), SOB

        Maybe. I am not a victim. But, somehow I don’t recall Trump being accused of groping underage girls.

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        And Clarence Thomas put on the supreme court..

    • Sakonyachen

      Hollywood Liberals must pay for their crimes, Republicans can get a note from Jesus.

      • (((fka_donnie_d))), SOB

        Warren Jeffs on Line 1

  • Mysterious Masked Wrestler

    Today’s republicans have the lowest threshold for conspiracy ever. “The accusers didn’t even like the accused, years after the alleged events!”

    • Sakonyachen

      Lower than that, The accused is a Republican, False Flag!!! Deep state Benghazi!

  • Mehmeisterjr

    He Joseph-the-Carpentered them in the spirit of pure Christian witnessing and this is the thanks he gets?

    • H0mer0

      a much older Joseph marrying a young Mary is rather unsettling to begin with

  • Proactive Cooperator

    Perhaps one needs to look beyond a 6,000 year old patriarchal, authoritarian society that practiced blood sacrifice, slavery, females as property, revenge, wars of conversion, to find a morality and values that fit in todays world. Just saying.

    • akita96th

      Republicans are mentally deficient and morally bankrupt.

  • Indeniable Ron

    I wish, oh how I wish, that there were going to be far-reaching consequences for the right’s frantic defense of this odious waste of oxygen. Or consequences of ANY kind, really.

  • Fancy Meau-Faux
    • SDGeoff3

      Oh yeah. ^^^

  • Ellie

    “I, for one, only wish I could track down every creep who cat-called me from his car when I was a middle-schooler and fiercely encourage them to run for office so that I might have the opportunity to help elect them. Because that is certainly who I want running things!”

    Don’t we all? Is that not Everywoman’s dream in life?

    • Alan

      Ewww.

    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      Lately, it seems like that is what we have.

  • (((fka_donnie_d))), SOB
  • UnsaltedSinner

    You know, I’m pretty sure these women decided to make up stories about Roy Moore just so they could enjoy having a pack of Breitbrats rummaging through their lives in a desperate hunt for something embarrassing (something that didn’t involve creepy behaviour by Roy Moore, that is). What woman wouldn’t jump at such a chance?

  • CATMAN

    I saw a Moore supporter being interviewed on CNN in some BBQ joint who said that it was OK to vote for Moore because she was a Christian and believed in forgiveness. The perfect followup question, which was never asked, would be: In light of your Christian beliefs, would you forgive Bill and Hillary Clinton for whatever they have done?–it would have been great fun to watch

    • kaydenpat

      No of course she wouldn’t forgive the Clintons for murdering Vince Foster in a pizza joint in Benghazi with emails!!!!! They’re libs. Libs don’t deserve forgiveness.

    • akita96th

      That would have been a good gotcha question…But I think she would have been tossing a Benghazi out there and how awful she was killing all them persons…lol

      • Sakonyachen

        That still doesn’t escape the forgiveness question. If anything, it digs them in deeper. Which explains why CNN didn’t ask the follow up question, they don’t like digging deeper.

        • Bad Tom

          It might suggest CNN was committing journalism.

          • Sakonyachen

            They wouldn’t want to trigger the right with journalism after all. All that liberal truth seeking would melt their freeze peach.

    • TheFamilyThalamusPersists

      Cue the cognitive dissonance head explosion.

  • George

    I see your Harvey Weinstein, Kevin Spacey, and Louis CK and raise you this:
    https://washingtonmonthly.com/2017/11/11/roy-moore-and-the-evangelical-culture-of-child-sexual-abuse/

    Because this is exactly, perfectly predictable and so deeply insane.

    • Zyxomma
    • Rickyphoo

      Interestingly, “Dateline” did a piece on Warren Jeffs, the FLDS cult leader jailed for life for child molestation. The piece was based on his daughter Rachel’s book about her experiences in the cult, particularly how she was molested by her father from age 8 to when she finally put her foot down at 16. She was then “married ” off to another man with multiple wives. She finally escaped the cult in 2014 and is not married to a man who also escaped from the merry band of FLDS perverts.

      These people are seriously sick motherfuckers.

      • George

        And they, or people who are terrified enough of them to consistently pander, run nearly everything in over 30 states…and the federal government.

  • SeeTrain65

    Ranting about removing Trump from office? I mean, who does that?

    (I can think of at least 65 million people off the top of my head.)

    • SDGeoff3

      Not to mention immediate company. What are we, chopped liver? Anyway? Huh?

      • Johnnymoreno

        Yes but, pate foie gras chopped liver.

        • SDGeoff3

          Only the best.

    • Alan

      Not a rant. Logical argument.

      • akita96th

        Everytime I think about Trump. I get a case of the fuk fits.

    • kaydenpat

      I do it all the dang time.

      • SeeTrain65

        That’s what I get for not putting “Snark quotes” around that.

        • kaydenpat

          Lol!!

    • Sakonyachen

      As much as it would please me to see Trump shamed by the truth(Pence destroying all semblance of the first amendment aside), I would probably prefer to enjoy the misery he causes the GOP the longer he is in office.

  • Lefty Wright

    So Moore states that he always asked the mom if it was OK to date her daughter. That alone should be disqualifying. When you are a 32 year old man, any woman you are dating should be old enough to not need her mother’s permission. If they do, someone has some serious problems.

    • Bebecca

      He’s lying. If he actually asked a parent it would be the father, the head of the household.

      • BrianW

        I would suspect that the young girls he creeped on didn’t have fathers in their lives. That’s basic Predator 101 class level stuff.

        • PersianOregano

          which is why you troll for them outside of custody hearings

          • Bad Tom

            As an assistant DA, because nothing says Harmless like a District Attorney in a Courthouse when you are in trouble.

          • BrianW

            Yep.

        • Meccalopolis

          very good point and about as far as I want to delve into this pedo’s psychopathy

      • blaid droog

        He didn’t dare. Any decent father would have kicked him in the nuts. Repeatedly.

    • ContextIsKey

      Asking a girls parents for permission to date is actually a thing among evangelicals. If he got permission and the girl was only 14 he was in the clear, by evangelical standards. Cultural differences are interesting, right?

  • Alan

    Every fucking thing is an Illuminati plot. Same as Mueller is on a witch hunt because his neighbor’s plumber’s ex-wife’s college boyfriend’s roommate went to a speech once. Tiring.

  • kaydenpat

    I thought it was transgender women using public restrooms who posed the greatest danger ever to our children.

    • Turns out, it was Republicans.

      • Sakonyachen

        Are we certain that Republicans aren’t all transgender women?

        It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

      • LeighBowery’sLuxuryComedy

        Always has been.

  • Ray in VT

    Whoa. The lady accusing the guy of improprieties wasn’t going to vote for him? Who would have thought?

    • CATMAN

      Actually, far more children are molested in churches than in public restrooms, so if you want to keep your children safe, keep them out of churches

  • MAZS

    I really thought even Alabamans might draw the line on sexual assault between adults and 14 year olds………unless, of course, it is their sister.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    These people are deranged. They need to be confined to a padded cell for the safety of themselves and others.

  • Jesse

    I see his point, after all groping him against his will is a sure fire way to earn Joel Pollack’s vote. Isn’t it the same for everyone?

  • President in Exile Firefly

    Ah, the old “these charges are scurrilous, but would be acceptable behavior if true” defense.

  • ken_kukec

    So for Roy, the 16-year-old was his “middle-aged” girlfriend?

  • 3FingerPete

    How did you find this article among all the Breitbart articles praising Steve Bannon?

  • blaid droog

    I should have moved to alabammy when I was in my late 20s. All those young boys that were constantly throwing themselves at me back then would have been legal fucks.

  • Carrie

    Google is paying 97$ per hour,with weekly payouts.You can also avail this.
    On tuesday I got a brand new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $11752 this last four weeks..with-out any doubt it’s the most-comfortable job I have ever done .. It Sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
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    • Sakonyachen

      I didn’t know Roy Moore molested Google in a Range Rover. That’s fascinating, “Carrie”.

      • Last Hussar

        What is the scam there? Is it downloading virus?

        • Sakonyachen

          Hard to say. These deep state types are always leaving a false flag.

  • thaneb

    Gibson “pushed a petition drive to remove Steve Bannon from the NSC”. Stop the presses! So, McMaster and Trump agreed with Gibson since they actually DID remove Bannon?

  • norcalOG

    She shook his nerves and she rattled his brain
    Thoughts of her drove Roy insane
    She broke his will, but what a thrill
    Goodness gracious, great balls ON fire!

  • JackLinks

    Short list of Republican child molestors, not up-to-date but it’s a list anyway!

    https://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389×1709387

  • SineDie
    • George

      At this point, THIS Doug Jones is less scary and should be able to beat him. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c60b9dda7688c46845c4aa7620823c84aaeea85969ab48249f9f05c81f2ddb71.jpg

      • SineDie

        Resistance means we believe we can win. We all surprised ourselves on November 7. We won. Could we ask for a better Republican candidate?

        I don’t think many people have looked at the law in Alabama around Roy Moore, so Wonkers take note.

        Leigh Corfman’s allegations under Alabama law amount to inducement of a minor under 16 into a home to propose or engage in sexual conduct. The statute is that specific.

        What about the statute of Limitations? Usually a big bummer. Not this time, though. Alabama considers that conduct so rotten, there is no Statute of Limitations.

        Why aren’t people asking whether Alabama investigates child molestation cases unless the alleged perp is an evangelical Republican poltician?

        That’s the answer to the state auditor who compared Moore to Joseph.

      • ConnieHinesDorothyProvine

        Among the people whom I’d vote for before voting for a reich-wing talibangelical:

        Cthulhu
        Chernabog
        Norman Bates
        Darth Vader
        Jack Torrance
        Gozer

        • George

          That’s just silly. Two of those things aren’t even real!

  • TundraGrifter
  • norcalOG

    When Roy asked if she’d like to go his place and handle his 12 Gauge, little did she know he would be the one doing the shooting.

  • ConnieHinesDorothyProvine

    Breitbart: the website for the mentally incompetent

    • They wish! Maybe someday they’ll achieve such lofty standards.

  • Gayer Than Thou

    Totally late to the party on this, as usual, but this whole “it’s just politically motivated” thing has me all “well, duh!” It seems quite plausible that a woman who had been molested by a guy when she was a teenager might want to put it all behind her – because she doesn’t want to be called a liar and slut all across the land – but change her mind when he runs for the United States Senate. Among other things, it’s not her fault he’s running for the Senate with skeletons in his closet.

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