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OH HEY WONKERS! It is late on Friday afternoon as we type you this and it took us one hundred hours to write that damn Elizabeth Warren post, so we are going to make this brief for “it’s our weekend too” purposes. This is your top ten post. That right there above is a dinosaur. OR IS IT WONKETTE TODDLER DONNA ROSE? Who can say!

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We shall now count down the top 10 stories of the week, chosen as usual by Beyoncé:

1. Donna Brazile Wrote A Thing. Oh. She did. And it was bad.

2. Sarah Huckabee Sanders THROUGH With Uppity Black Lady Reporters And Their So-Called ‘Questions.’ Shut up, white lady.

3. Robert Mueller Ready To Throw Somebody In Fucking JAIL, Y’ALL! The only kind of news we don’t mind coming back on a Friday night to write.

4. TELL US SOME HORSESHIT, SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS! A liveblog of the first White House press briefing after THE INDICTMENTS.

5. Oh No, Sean Hannity Shit His Pants. And it was GROSS. Hannity’s first show after THE INDICTMENTS.

6. Everybody In White House (Including Trump!) Hates Jared Kushner And His Stupid Shit-Mouthed Face. Gonna be funny when they start pretending they don’t know the president’s son-in-law!

7. Happy Birthday Ivanka LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Luv Robert Mueller. Hey it’s not our fault Ivanka’s birthday was the same day as THE INDICTMENTS.

8. Who Wore This Red Wedding Dress Best? Katy Tur Or Katy Tur? SPOILER it was Katy Tur.

9. Who Did Halloween The Worst? Megyn Kelly Or Megyn Kelly? SPOILER it was Megyn Kelly.

10. And finally, Bless This InfoWars Idiot’s Fucking Heart, As He Just Found Out Hitler NEVER DIED! SPOILER Hitler is actually still dead.

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  • Gayer Than Thou

    I certainly hope that the Wonkette baby was made to give up half her candy to the lazy kids who couldn’t be bothered to get their own candy so she could learn something about socialism. Also too, is she trick-or-treating in Beverly Hills?

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Half her candy to Antifa or GTFO.

    • FauxAntocles

      I think she should give all her candy to rich kids to learn about conservatism.

  • The Wanderer
  • proudgrampa

    I LOVE DONNASAUR!

    Love,

    proudgrampa

  • Bub, the cynical zombie
    • spangled

      all the intrigue at the DNC makes me miss Howard Dean. Dude really knew wtf he was doing.

      • CripesAmighty

        Howard is a sophisticated political technician. You’ll notice that the only time in living memory that the DNC wasn’t a hopeless clusterfuck of hackery was when Howard and the Deaniacs were running the show,

        • PubOption

          But he shouted at a rally.

        • Serai 1

          He would’ve made a kickass President if the electorate weren’t so FUCKING STUPID.

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  • Msgr_MΩment

    As DR’s Uncle Charlie would say,
    It’s always a good day for dinosaur news!
    Dinosaurs lived then to make us happy now.

  • Evan, great work on the Elizabeth Warren post. Well worth the eleventy hundred hours. Well done, as usual.

    Also, too, if Donna Rose showed up at my house as T-Rex, she’d get all the candy!

  • So the Donnasaur was rampaging through the neighborhood, getting candy… and what just happened to those that didn’t have any? Were they eaten?

  • Meanie-meanie, tickle a person

    OK, so: Veggiesaurus or Meatasaurus?

    No. Snickersaurus Wrecks! (After the sugar kicks in.)

  • BMW
  • Bub, the cynical zombie
    • The odds are pretty good he won’t be eating in any local small restaurants.

    • Left Coast Tom

      It’s a miracle, his bone spurs are healed!

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      On a lengthy trip to a part of the world he knows absolutely nothing about, including, no doubt, exactly where it is on the globe, eating food he’s unaccustomed to, and without his daughter-wife to “restrain” him LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL (sorry, give me a minute) . . . the odds that we’ll have more to worry about than bone spurs seem fairly high to me.

    • ken_kukec

      If he get’s captured there, no hero!

      • Kneeling Bozilingus

        And no ransom, also, too.

    • PubOption

      Did he have to spend the night in the Trump Tower Waikiki?

    • Serai 1

      Yeah, I’m not on board with that “patriotic duty” thing. Vietnam was a bad, filthy, dishonest war, and I’m certainly not going to blame anyone who didn’t want to go. And honestly, I’m surprised at people who do.

      • SeekingCovfefeBarbie

        What is annoying about trump is that he touts his fabricated excuse while trying to reap unearned rewards (fake purple heart, “personal Vietnam”) and exploiting military for publicity/political purposes (except when he is dissing gold star family members). It’s his hypocrisy and lies that gall.

        • Serai 1

          Oh yeah. He’s an insane shitheel and his bullshit about the military and all that is disgusting. But a lot better people than his contemptible ass used any excuse possible to get out of it, so his dodging the draft is not the most pressing of his faults, as far as I’m concerned.

  • Marion in Savannah

    Gotta watch out for those dinosaur costumes…

    http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2013/10/menace.html

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      I LOVE hyperboleandahalf! Her take on moving with dogs made me laugh so hard the neighbors grew alarmed. (The windows were closed at the time.)

      • grindstone

        Have there been any updates on her lately?

        • Good_Gawd_Yall

          I think she has a second book coming out?

      • Marion in Savannah

        I scared the cats by howling over that!

    • Doug Langley

      I once worked for a guy out of his house. He had the sweetest 3 yr old boy you could imagine. Loved dinosaurs, of course. One day he says “Let’s play dinosaur!” I had visions of him gnawing on my legs and shuddered. So I had what seemed a bright idea. I said “Okay, but we’ll play herbivore.” “What’s that?” “It’s an animal that only eats plants.” So sure enough he runs to the potted plastic plants, tears them out of the dirt and starts chewing them. “Grr! Grr!” Made a HORRIBLE mess.

    • Suttree

      That made me sheds tears the first time I read it. Too funny!

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    This is a picture of my grandson and his parents. His costume is clearly a BEAR but his father (my son) insists it is a LION. So we have agreed that it is bearly a lion, and now you may groan and throw crumpled napkins at your computer/iPad/smartphone.
    https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10105024141182720&set=a.853790020920.2456297.12918722&type=3

  • freakishlypersistent

    I actually want to bite a dinosaur, right on her cute little toes..the tail makes the costume though…

  • Shrieking Harpy

    Is that wee dinosaur holding a gun or a phaser?

    • Whichever one gets people to cough up more candy, if the costume alone doesn’t do it.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      I kinda wondered the same thing.

    • eggs ackly-wright

      Or a remote? ala Being There.

      • Meanie-meanie, tickle a person

        Yeah, looks kinda phone-shaped, but too thick. Garage door opener?

      • Shrieking Harpy

        That kind of makes sense.

    • Lefty Wright

      She borrowed it from Roy Moore.

    • rebecca

      it’s a little video camera, but it’s a “phone” that goes in her purse with her “keys”

      • Paul

        Those keys to our hearts (and wallets)?

  • Christopher Story
    • Shrieking Harpy

      Welcome to the Republic of Gilead.

    • freakishlypersistent

      Jesus Christ, what the fuck happened to Wisconsin?

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      I wonder how our republican (naturally!) friend would feel about a law that forced him to use his body against his will for nine months? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh I’m so silly this morning, he’s a MAN. That could never happen!

      • Christopher Story

        Technically, that’s the private prison industrial complex.

    • Meanie-meanie, tickle a person

      One thing I never hear mentioned, for whatever reason, is that a high birth rate is essential to capitalism. At least the way it gets done around here. Keep the number of jobseekers higher than the number of jobs, and everybody’s happy. In the boardrooms.
      The coming Singularity, as preached by Kevin Drum, is gonna throw a damn big monkey into that wrench…

      • Serai 1

        Wait, there’s a fucking BLACK HOLE about to open up and swallow our solar system?? What the fuck? WHY AREN’T WE INFORMED OF THESE THINGS PEOPLE????

    • Villago Delenda Est

      The Commenting Rules for Radicals are stifling my creative ways to deal with this abomination of a human.

    • Doug Langley
      • H0mer0

        I remember that Woody Woodpecker could only win when he was being the dick

    • Lefty Wright

      Spending money on improving public schools or making college more affordable is too much trouble. Why should those laid off miners and factory workers have to go to federal job retraining programs when Trump promised them their old jobs were coming back? All they need to do is sit back in their trailers and wait.

    • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

      Might I mention that immigration can solve that problem?

  • freakishlypersistent

    Poor Richard Painter, and his Republican Paaarurty. He’s on Joy talking about how conservatives won’t vote for, or tolerate, Russian meddling in our elections, right after the panel was pointing out that even when flat out told about it, they chose to do nothing. All of them.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      I think one of the bigger surprises for me of the post-apocalypse (“election”) was finding out that Bush the Lesser had an ethics lawyer.

      • freakishlypersistent

        And a true Dotard hater, he’s disgusted by the whole thing. Richard, the Republican paaaaruty is up to their eyeballs in wingnut, religious, bigoted, hateful, ignorant zealots. It ain’t your Dad’s party, it ain’t even W’s, for fuck’s sake.

        • proudgrampa

          It’s Trump’s party. No ifs, ands or buts.

          • Biel_ze_Bubba

            ♪♫
            “It’s my party and I’ll lie if I want to…”
            ♪♫

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Yeah, the “party” he’s referring to is him and, like, two other people. Nicole Wallace and Rick Wilson maybe.

      • Truthiness2U

        Maybe too Evan McMillan, and Ana Navarro.

        • alwayspunkindrublic

          I think even Malcolm Nance said he was a Republican.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      Not to mention that now that it’s blatantly obvious that everything the Dems have been saying for a year now is proven they’re still shouting and sobbing about fake news. Um, yeah, Richard, honey, you keep believing that there are other people of ethical beliefs in your party. You’re such a minority now you could get a table for eight in a Manhattan restaurant and have five chairs left empty.

  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨
    • Shrieking Harpy

      And that is what cooperation looks like.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Go, Poland!

    • Suttree

      Why the LSU banner? Gawd those people are the worst! They went to the #133rd ranked university in the nation and they act like Turnip, who went to that school that people forget is an Ivy.

    • Blackest Noobs

      if only Democrats could be so constructive.
      well for one thing, we wouldn’t have a President Trump for goddamn sure.

    • That made my butthole clench.

  • Doug Langley

    Beware the Donnasaur!

    OT: I just got offered a second class at community college for spring. One more and I’m set. If I can’t find anything else, I have this to fall back on.

    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      Congrats!

  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨
    • The Wanderer

      Which should effectively erase any thought of GWB as the ‘smarter’ when compared to Trump.

    • Count Awesome

      If Trump were faced with the dilemma that King Solomon faced, Trump would just throw the baby in a wood chipper.

      • Doug Langley

        “See! I just cut the baby in two pieces – er, four – er, eight – well, whatever.”

        • Good_Gawd_Yall

          “And now it will regrow all the parts and there will be eight babies! Obama couldn’t do that. Weak. Sad.”

      • Ants In My Eyes Johnson

        “Now nobody gets a baby! Now get the hell out of here, I got important TV to watch.”

        • Beanz&Berryz

          And lots of tax cuts.

        • UnsaltedSinner

          And this pretzel is making me thirsty.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        “Whoever voted for me gets the baby.”

      • therblig

        “Hey, birth control is the bitch’s responsibility!” – DJT

    • Resistance Fighter Astraea

      What a bold, brave stance.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        I strongly recommend it to all Republicans.

    • From Russia with Love

      Takes one to know one.

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    Happy Civil War day everyone!

    • Count Awesome

      Shhh. It’s just a re-enactment. (Wink. Wink)

    • The Wanderer
      • Resistor Radio

        Rrawr!

        • The Wanderer

          As he’s a skunk, you can guess why he wears a kilt.

          • Kiri the Unicorn

            Wi’ nae trews!

          • Arolpin

            Is he a skunk or a Mac Nac Feagle?

    • Kiri the Unicorn

      Oh, yes, that’s happening today. I’ll get on it after I shower and put a couple things on Craigslist.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Yee-hah!
      Have we won yet? Do I have time to get a coffee and bagel?

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        I think the civil war is kinda like global thermonuclear war . . . the only way to win is not to play. Sadly, that ship sailed a long (but not long enough) time ago.

      • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

        Current body count at 142 million. The Grand Coolie Dam has been undermined, Cleveland has been taken over and renamed “Diversity Center”, and the coal mines are all on fire.

    • I was going to go get some donuts for the cause, but I guess the location email went into spam, because I’m just not sure where I’m supposed to show up, and I’d probably eat all the donuts while driving around trying to find “the action.”

  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨
    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      I’m sure it’s all an innocent coincidence. /s

    • Serai 1

      But hey, the anonymous internet has been the Best Thing For Humanity EVAH!!!

  • WomanInThePersistence

    My goodness, what interesting new friends we’ve had this week. So bots, Russians, or Bros?

    • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

      distinctions without difference.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      Why not AOT,K?

    • Johnatx

      Yes

    • Resistor Radio

      All the new traffic, did Wonkette get a mention from Alex Jones again?

      • WomanInThePersistence

        I’m happy to say that I don’t have the faintest idea.

    • Kiri the Unicorn

      Ninnies, cretins, and feebs!

      • WomanInThePersistence

        Oh my!

      • Rags

        Lyin’s and Triggers and Bores, Oh My!

    • From Russia with Love

      There is a difference?

  • Wuulf

    Claiming to be Shrub’s ethics lawyer doesn’t instill confidence in his opinion.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      But he’s still more credible than Tweety rewriting RFK as a civil rights icon.

  • Bub, the cynical zombie
    • Over/under on his currently busily spilling everything he knows to Mueller in return for leniency?

    • Kiri the Unicorn

      At a secure and undisclosed location?

    • schmannity

      The Kremlin?

    • Doug Langley

      Come ON, people! I’m waiting for the headlines to read “In(dicted) Like Flynn”

      • Suttree

        $20 on the New York Daily News having that on their front page.

        • H0mer0

          they should reward Doug (who rewards Wonkette) the royalties

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Camped out in his lawyer’s office?

    • Nasty Woman Persisted

      Signing a plea agreement to sing like Adele.

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    What’s everyone’s bet on who’s up next in Indictment Bingo? I got five bucks on Flynn, Jared, and IQ45 Jr.

    • Elvis Causticfellow

      In gambling, it’s important to distinguish wish from probability.

      • Resistor Radio

        I bet Flynn Jr gets nabbed before Sr. Does anyone have a list of “low-level” campain “volunteers” who were probably cut outs?

        • georgiaburning

          Mueller

        • Celtic_Gnome

          I hope Mueller isn’t going after the paid “volunteers” at Trump’s candidacy announcement in Trump Tower. A guy’s gotta eat, you know.

    • Resistor Radio

      I feel like they’re gonna hold off on Flynn for awhile. Being an ideological nut job, I don’t think he’ll flip. Maybe I’m A Dumb, but my guess is that these early ones are to apply pressure. It’s sort of a given that Flynn is going down, might as well let him twist in the wind awhile.

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        I agree – I don’t see Flynn flipping unless being A Total Idiot and Whackjob puts his son in legal jeopardy and Daddy has to rat out IQ45 to save him. But is it actually illegal to believe stupid things? Jr. might skate just on “he’s really too dumb to bother with” grounds.

        • From Russia with Love

          “Donald Trump, Jr., how do you plead?”
          “Moron, your honor.”
          “So be it, all charges are dropped.”

          • Celtic_Gnome

            Let’s hear it for Eric Trump: The Smart One!

      • Johnatx

        I agree. Flynn gives me a Gordon Liddy vibe. I think he’d rather burn than talk

    • Christopher Story

      I keep putting my money on Jared.

    • CripesAmighty

      For sheer satisfaction, I’m on Mini-Moron.

      • From Russia with Love

        Me too.

    • Vicki Lawrence’s Covfefe

      Think Eric will get jealous and turn himself in just to be noticed?

  • schmannity

    Jared Kushner? I think Ivanka knew him, maybe her doorman or driver. Never met him. What was that name, Jerry?

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      He was the guy they sent out for covfefe.

      • Khavrinen

        They work SO HARD at the White House, they need lots of the stuff, and lots of guys to go fetch it — who have no other connection to the administration whatsoever.

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    Liddle’ Baby Donnie and his Trumpkins are proof of our devolution, so DR becoming a dinosaur is consistent with the times we live in.

  • Beanz&Berryz

    Palm trees in Montana. In our lifetimes. Global warming is outta control people!

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      That ain’t Montana.

      • weejee

        West Virginia?

        • alwayspunkindrublic

          A country road?

          • Johnatx

            Take me home?

        • Serai 1

          Blue Ridge mountains!

          • PubOption

            Shenandoah River.

          • Serai 1

            *nods* Life is old there, you know.

    • Johnatx

      Maybe South Montana? That’s a state, right?

      • Beanz&Berryz

        It’s a big state.

      • Celtic_Gnome

        You’re thinking of North Montana. It hasn’t been called Canada in years.

  • Bub, the cynical zombie

    Excellent ‘splainer by the Rude Pundit. Money quote:

    Hillary Clinton didn’t rig anything. Even Donna Brazile said that today. She didn’t hack the vote during the primaries. She didn’t deliberately lose caucuses. What she did do was play politics, a filthy and dishonorable game. What she did do was expect the party that she had raised vast amounts of money for (for state and local races and party groups) to back her over the guy who all of a sudden decided he wanted to play and demanded that he be treated equal to the woman who spent her life working for the party.

    http://rudepundit.blogspot.ca/2017/11/goddamnit-just-knock-it-off-about-2016.html

    • Blackest Noobs

      yeah that is the shit that pisses me off..Bernie isn’t a Democrat. is still not a Democrat. like seriously wtf..guys comes in, never was a Democrat before, decides ok, this one time..i will run as a Democrat even though he is not one…like what in the holy fuck…and yet…she is the bad guy…everyone can go get fucked.

      and total disclaimer my guy was BIDEN..but once Hillz locked it up….i didn’t bitch and complain..she was MY CANDIDATE. i SAW THE BIGGER PICTURE.

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        I’m with you. I will never understand why people can’t fathom that REAL Dems might be put off by a person who has been a member of some other party his ENTIRE political life who suddenly decides, “Hey! I’m going to thrust myself into the Democrats’ nominating process!” And wasn’t his whole initial foray some idea of pushing Hillary to the left? Then all the starry-eyed goofballs got all “ooooh, Bernie, he’s so wonderful even the little birdies love him!” and he suddenly decided he not only COULD win the whole thing (he couldn’t have) but he DESERVED to win the whole thing.

        • Serai 1

          I can understand it. Because too many people are too fucking lazy and want everything handed to them RIGHT NOW DAMMIT. They don’t want to work for it, because they’ve never HAD to work for it. They just want Grandpa to hand them their chocolate and ice cream and twelve ponies. They DON’T want to listen to Grandma who tells them to finish their chores and eat all their vegetables before they can have any candy.

        • PubOption

          Every good party must come to the aid of the man.

      • From Russia with Love

        Pragmatism? That’s just fucked up.

    • Serai 1

      I’d still like an explanation for WHY THE FUCK ANYONE WOULD RIG AN ELECTION TO LOSE IT.

  • Johnatx

    Still no massacres by antifa on my street. What’s wrong?

    • weejee

      They’re all having a brewski with Matt Druge?

    • Ghenghis McCann

      The Soros checks™ haven’t arrived?

    • UnsaltedSinner
    • Phoenixdoglover

      This was supposed to happen in “the town square”, but most towns don’t have a town square. I went to the Circle K. Close, right? But nobody knew anything about it, and they looked at me funny. So I went home.

    • CripesAmighty

      It’s dreary outside.

    • Dept. of Space Tacos

      bus broke down.

    • From Russia with Love

      It’s too cold for wearing Birkenstocks and having a revolution.

    • Paul

      Be fucking patient!!11!! We’ll get there. It’s taking longer because we keep having to re-sharpen the machetes. These fucking republican skulls are way thicker than we thought.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Anarchist antifa revolutionaries sleep late on Saturdays. Check back after brunch.

      • Khavrinen

        Plus, it turns out that anarchists aren’t super great at this “organization” shit. Who could have guessed?

  • Elvis Causticfellow

    Our guy in Virginia is going to fuck this up, isn’t he?

    • weejee

      Listens too much to the DNC.

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      Are we losing that one?

      • weejee

        Not yet, but the polls keep getting closer.

    • Michael R

      Virginia did not go to Trump

      • Blackest Noobs

        i know…they’re already calling the fucking election and we Virginians have yet to vote..geez you guys..it’s fucking Tuesday for Christ’s sake.

        and the polls have been a yo-yo. but a couple things i know. we voted for Hillary. 60% of Virginians disapprove of Trump, we voted for Barry twice.
        we are a purple state that is beginning to lean blue.

        but it depends where you’re in Va..if it hampton roads and newport blues…it’s definitely Eddie’s game.

        but Ralph gots RvA and NoVa pretty much locked up.

        so we will see on Tuesday….i would be kinda shocked if Ed wins. but then again Trump is President.

    • jesterpunk

      The stupid Donna Brazile book thing isn’t helping at all. Even with her walking back the bullshit claims.

      • Truthiness2U

        Greedy hack is helped by the purity ponies at the DFA who are going after Northam, and Gillespie is using that in an e-ad against Northam now.

        Fucking idiots, the lot of them. People in VA will suffer because of this, especially women, POC and the poor.

        • alwayspunkindrublic

          The ones who always lose out with these little “revolutions”.

        • jesterpunk

          But they can still be pure which is way more important. But they wont own their choices though, Zippy kept asking them to own their choices and they keep deflecting here.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        Pretty much on the anniversary of the Comey fuckup . . . is this going to be an annual thing now?

        • jesterpunk

          Depends, does someone else want to write a book trashing Hillary?

          • Resistance Fighter Astraea

            Easier to list who doesn’t.

        • Good_Gawd_Yall

          It’ll be kinda like Guy Fawkes day – eventually so much time will have passed no one alive will even remember who Hillary Clinton was, but they’ll still come out with new “evidence” against her. Eventually there will be street parties, with fireworks, and some red states will declare it a state holiday.

      • CripesAmighty

        You would think that these people would have access to a calendar, and the sense to SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR A GODDAMN WEEK. Jesus.

    • Nounverb911
      • spangled

        why TF is anyone asking for this racist’s opinion?

        • H0mer0

          I thought they were the party of “Fuck your feelings”? And now they are playing the “I feel so insulted and demeaned” card? Why is it always projection with these assholes?

      • Blackest Noobs

        And go fuck yourself George.

      • Michael R

        Sorry deplorable morons !

        ( Republicans are down to a single issue –
        Immigration / masked Racism )

        • NellCote71

          Masked? MASKED?

      • Beanz&Berryz

        Mostly nazis, fascists, and racist fucks. Who are not good people.

        • Me The People

          Yeah they’re voting Trump anyway – fuck them and their endlessly whining faces.

    • Resistance Fighter Astraea

      Did he do something stupid?

  • Kiri the Unicorn
  • weejee

    #11: Someone dicked the Alps

    NSFW (if workplace is especially anal, so to speak)

    • bbayliss

      But it’s cracked, split wide open, not good.

      • Serai 1

        Somebody wasn’t patient enough to let the wood cure. If that isn’t a perfect metaphor for a hard-on, I don’t know what is.

        • bbayliss

          Oh my, that’s spot on.

    • Serai 1

      That is brilliant. Now someone must install a huge wooden vulva on the mountain next to it. They can gaze at each other over the unbridgable gap for eternity. So romantic!

  • John Iwaniszek

    I knew it was her all along

  • Dept. of Space Tacos

    wow, if an alien admits to being or HIRING a prostitute in the last 10 years, you can be denied entry to the U.S..

    • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

      Stupid.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        This is what happens when you let fundie GOPtards introduce amendments.

      • Dept. of Space Tacos

        Even if its legal in your home country!

    • From Russia with Love

      What about pee hookers?

    • Jeff Ackerman

      You can’t have fun anymore…

    • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

      ET was a hooker?

    • But what if i just wanted someone to talk to?!?!?

      • Dept. of Space Tacos

        he said hiring, not sleeping with, soooooo.

    • jesterpunk

      But what if you where just walking along the Appalachian trail and happened to meet a prostitute along the way while you where Governor of North Carolina? Can she become a citizen?

      • Dept. of Space Tacos

        heh, citizens can’t be prevented from entering the country!

        • jesterpunk

          But can the prostitute? She was just on the Appalachian trail.

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            Not legally, no.

        • From Russia with Love

          Yet.

        • Serai 1

          Wait.

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            ??

          • Serai 1

            What, you think Twitler isn’t going to forbid entry to people he doesn’t like? I’d bet serious bucks he started working on that from the first week.

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            we talked about that here at Wonkette a little earlier this week and in class today.

            These are laws passed by congress (and the one about preventing USCs from entering is in the constitution, I believe) – so not much he really could do. (I know, give him time).

          • Serai 1

            I’m fast losing any faith in our system of government. It only works if the people administering it WANT it to work. When enough of them don’t give a shit or are actively working against it, wave bye-bye to democracy.

    • Serai 1

      It’s bizarre the thing they ask on those questionnaires. Who the fuck would admit to that?

      • Dept. of Space Tacos

        I have a handout here with FOUR pages of these questions.

      • Dept. of Space Tacos

        well, if they catch you lying, that’s a big time violation and can/will prevent you from being admitted.

        • Serai 1

          Yeah, but unless you’ve been arrested for it or been stupid enough to post on social media about it, how the fuck would anyone find out?

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            in practice? Dunno, never done it. But shit just comes up. You know people are stupid.

    • WomanInThePersistence

      I will refrain from making a tasteless joke about Melania.

      • SisterArtemis

        You have no idea how much I appreciate that. I’m all for hammering people, but anything in the region of slut/whore shaming gets real old, real fast.

  • Michael R

    If this is a open thread , I saw one of these at the thrift store yesterday in burnt orange , a rare double wide !

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f92422a5a21247972decada2925684bdfec95757f741248de31e3b17bf02ce15.jpg

  • Kiri the Unicorn
    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      *CHOMP*

    • Good_Gawd_Yall
    • Dept. of Space Tacos

      I award you ALL the internetz!

      • Kiri the Unicorn

        I’ve got one already!

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    I haz a serious question: why would someone who presumably knows better (Donna Brazile) write such an inflammatory lie? Is she really that incapable of putting aside her obvious hatred for Hillary and trying to work for the good of the party she supposedly represents? Why, why, why must the Dems always insist on being the party of the circular firing squad?
    (apparently I haz 3 questions)

    • Jeff Ackerman

      Self interest over the good of the whole.

    • Me The People

      I think partly an attempt to intimidate and make anything less than fervent support for Bernie Fucking Sanders a crime in the Democratic Party going forward.

      • Bub, the cynical zombie

        Last time I checked, the self-aggrandizing little bastard was not a member of the Democratic party.

        • Me The People

          Yeah but somehow he is it’s destiny-bound rightful heir, and all who say otherwise are traitors.

        • jesterpunk

          But he gets to pick DNC leadership.

          • Bub, the cynical zombie

            He’s willing to give the orders to the circular firing squad, while being careful to remain well outside the circle.

          • bbayliss

            And supporting the second amendment.
            NO ONE has ever been a greater disappointment.

        • Rachel Book Harlot

          Has he even come forward to dispute Brazille’s assertions? Or to set the facts straight?

          • Resistance Fighter Astraea

            He is reportedly fundraising on the “rigged” primary.

          • Rachel Book Harlot

            What a piece of garbage he is.

    • jesterpunk

      She wants to sell her book.

    • Rachel Book Harlot

      $$$$$$$

    • Carpe Vagenda

      Well, she has a long professional relationship with Tad Devine from the time he replaced her on the Gore campaign bc incompetent. She basically owes her career since then to logrolling.

    • Rachel Book Harlot

      She’s done a lot of damage. Even though some outlets are now starting to set the record straight in some ways, others are not. Here was the front page of the NY Daily News on Friday:

      http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.3608219.1509706105!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/gallery_1200/hil-burned-bernie-november-3-2017.jpg

      • Cosmic Owl

        I cannot believe Brazile is so fucking tone deaf to what the fuck is going on right now in America.

        FFS, the very last thing we need is Brazile’s gift of deflection handed to the moron Trump on a silver platter.

    • Covfefe

      Editors

    • Cosmic Owl

      I sent Brazile a bunch of Tweets on this one; they were not mean spirited or troll like, either. I didn’t even use a swear!

      I simply pointed out how she has tossed yuuge bloody chunks of red meat to the stink boys at 4Chan and NaziBart, and might as well have delivered her gift of deflection to Trump on a silver platter, and how doing so damages the Resistance.

      I also said we online will be living with Brazile’s damage: instead of concetrating on fascism in America, and why Trump is a moron and unfit, we’ll end up arguing with dumb trolls who will never stop gleefully shouting how Hillary rigged the DNC, stole all the monies, ran a pedophile ring in DC, and how she pretty much killed Bernie (as if they care about Sanders).

      Now is not the time to play ‘let’s divide the opposition to Trump into pieces, so we’ll have no chance to rid ourselves of him anytime soon’.

      • Actually, it turns out that Clinton ran the pedophile ring out of the hidden room in the Great Pyramid. Of course she’s busted now that they’ve found it unless she made her escape in time and left no evidence.

        • Notreelyhelping

          I thought the hidden room was full of grain.

          • Khavrinen

            That’s what “they” want you to think.

        • Khavrinen

          I suspect Alex Jones will be able to “find” evidence there. As much evidence as he ever finds ( or his audience seems to need ), anyway.

  • spangled

    two teenage black girls just came and knocked on my door for Ralph Northam. the only good thing about Trump’s election is that I think it has motivated and PISSED OFF a lot of young women.

    ♫ i believe the children are our future…

    • Blackest Noobs

      i had a lady come to my door last Sunday in the rain….i was fuck no am i voting for Gillespie.

      • Cosmic Owl

        My message to all:

        Do not ever knock on my door if I am not expecting you. Srlsy. I might freak, get salty and there is the possibility I would give away all my moneys if it meant the person at my door goes away, stat.

        Introverts tend to panic when they don’t know who the fuck is bugging them THIS time.

        • WomanInThePersistence

          Please put a sign or something on your door so that people know that. I knocked on a lot of doors last fall to GOTV, and I can assure you that neither I, nor any of the other volunteers would want to cause anybody pain.

          • SisterArtemis

            A simple “We do not answer the door, feel free to leave pamphlets on the/in the/under the whatever” works great.

        • NastyBossetti

          Yeah, if I’m not expecting anyone, I let the dog bark until they go away. Here in PA, we have a constant barrage of energy suppliers trying to get us to switch to them, and I hate hate hate it.

        • PubOption

          The Mormons and Jehovah’s Witnesses must love you.

          • SDGeoff3

            If you answer the door naked, they do not come back. I can tell you my stories.
            And my gramma, who was Swedish, gave our familiy the gift of a lifetime whenever she’d go off on “those damned Je-witney Hovahs”.

    • CripesAmighty

      Yay! You go, girls (we’ve so hopelessly fucked it, it’s gonna take the kids to pull our collective ass out of the fire).

      • No, we have not collectively fucked it. VA stays blue.
        That is what is going to happen.

    • Covfefe

      When they’re going door to door, be sure to offer a drink of water. They need it.

  • paxpax

    I luvs me that stylin’ trick-or-treat bag of DR

  • Carpe Vagenda

    Why is that trash Krystal Ball on Joy?

    • Rachel Book Harlot

      This is why sometimes I have a tough time watching Joy’s show. Love her, but I hate that she gives these idiots a platform. I know she’s great at decimating their talking points, but I just don’t want to listen to their idiocy.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        I wonder if NBCU doesn’t force her to have certain people on. I know she ghosted Josh Barro.

      • Courser_Resistance

        I tried really hard to watch AM Joy, but I just can’t do it. The LAST fucking thing I want to do on a Saturday/Sunday morning is think about politics.

        • SisterArtemis

          Since Saturdays are my Tuesday, I do take in the AMJoy show, but hold off till I get off work, and watch it on the website complete with snack, Wonkette, and copious dope-smoking.

          Among the other advantages mentioned above, it means I can skip over segments that irritate or bore me, and replay bits of the conversation that fascinate me, or that I didn’t quite follow the first time around. And I find evenings are an easier time to digest the info, and process the anger.

          • SisterArtemis

            Also too, SATURDAY MORNING IS TIME FOR CAR TALK AND WAIT WAIT DON’T TELL ME!!! (playing in the background as I write, from my local NPR affiliate, KLCC)

          • NastyBossetti

            I thought you said, “till I get TO work,” and watch with copious dope-smoking, and I wanted to know what your job is and how do I get into the field. But now I see you wait until after work.

          • SisterArtemis

            lol, I am a tattoo artist, and one our very few drug policies is “don’t show up to work drunk, high or hungover.” Used to be we weren’t supposed to bring pot in our bags either, but now that it’s legal here, that rule has (rightfully) fallen by the wayside.

          • NastyBossetti

            Oh, I am severely unqualified for that type of work anyway. I have the art skills of a child who has just learned how to hold a crayon.

    • Krystal Ball….
      ya know, her parents wanted her to be a stripper. They are very disappointed in the path she has chosen.

    • Marion in Savannah

      Who?

  • Me The People

    Donna’s outfit put me in mind of this video:

    https://youtu.be/e4467CI4y0M

    • nightmoth

      I love what I can hear of those lyrics, so I’m going to look them up.

  • UnsaltedSinner

    Pity you won’t understand the lyrics, but the pictures should give you an idea.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AfAVgNPHb0

  • Dept. of Space Tacos

    You’ll be glad to know that an alien who unlawfully votes can be barred from coming into the U.S., more or less, permanently. (there can be a waiver).

    • Skwerl the Taco Hunter

      Space aliens can lawfully vote.

      • Dept. of Space Tacos

        Lizard people too.

  • Poly_Ester

    OT, but is Hawaii the first foreign country in Asia that Trump has visited.

    • WomanInThePersistence

      Well played. Very well played.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      But how could he get there? Isn’t it in the middle of an ocean? A huge ocean?

      • Nockular cavity

        It is an island that is SURROUNDED by WATER!

        • Beanz&Berryz

          Water all around!?

          • Some of it is just blue ink.

          • SDGeoff3

            All over the damn place!!

        • Khavrinen

          Most people don’t know that!

        • CindyinEncinitas

          Someone should tell him.

      • If you look at any map, it’s right next to Alaska so most people get there via dog sleds.

    • nightmoth

      It must be foreign since Obama was born there.

      • Isn’t Hawaii just a big city in Kenya?

      • Poly_Ester

        Its a Kenyan Protectorate.

    • Kateaux

      It’d be lovely if we could just keep Trump from coming back into the country at the end of his trip. I mean, who could possibly represent a greater threat to national security than Prednisent Pussy Grabber? C’mon, CBP folks, do your jobs!

      • Some people are afraid he’ll go to a non-extradition country and not come back.

        I pray for that to happen.

        • SDGeoff3

          But those places do not have teh golfs, I’d imagine.

          • CindyinEncinitas

            They do but you have to keep the ball on the fairways because there’s cobras in the tall stuff.

          • SDGeoff3

            I always hated golf anyway. There’s another reason. What’s up?

          • CindyinEncinitas

            It was supposed to rain… ha. I’m going to take stuff to my son in rehab. Then visit with the friends in town for Omar’s memorial.

          • SDGeoff3

            We’re having a nice day here. I went to work for a while and now we’re home eating soup. I hope you have a peaceful and warm afternoon. Drop me an email when you can. We’re gonna do lunch!!

    • CindyinEncinitas

      I wish every person he met there spoke to him in Hawaiian and they had translators following them around fucking with teh demented cheeto.

  • nightmoth

    We’ve probably all had quite enough of the Donna Brazile and Elizabeth Warren threads BUT—I want to say that the ONE THING Democrats need to learn from Republicans is this—when you vote, vote for the person with the “D” after their name. I’ve had any number of Republicans tell me that they “just vote for the R.” I know that Democrats tend to be more thoughtful about issues and informed about candidates but could they TRY to be sheeple and just vote for the fucking “D” until this country is out of shit creek?

    • No, because “conscience” and “integrity” and other bullshit lies some people tell themselves.

      • TBH, I sorta like that bit

        • I would too if I believed them. I personally believe that a person’s integrity is the most important thing they have.

          Right wingers believe it has no value and then make it so.

          Other people have varying degrees. Mine, for example, is wanting at times but mostly intact.

          • I do believe it. I look at the candidates and vote for the one that has the integrity, or the most of it, as it aligns to what is important to me. I know, that is actual work and all.

            The problem with liberals is that they demand their leaders to be perfect.
            Humans are never, ever, perfect.
            We do dumb things! All of us! Frequently! That is a thing that is true!
            While we’re waiting for perfect to happen, the GOP has systematically wrecked the federal government and removed protections for the poor, workers, immigrants and the environment. Hope they are happy, but I think this latest pout is so they feel better for being so stupid. Sort of like… seeeee????? I was justified in my stupid because rigged ha!
            They do not know it yet, but it is also a dumb.

      • JMP

        Anyone who has a conscience or integrity will fucking vote for the Democrat, always. If someone tells themselves that they’re voting Green out of conscience, they’re not, in fact they’re doing something horrible to feed their own sense of smug self-righteousness.

        • I was just going to let all that be the implication without saying it. :)

        • Courser_Resistance

          My voting hierarchy:

          Dem
          (Not a Nutjob)
          Person of Color
          Woman

          I felt I needed to add the parenthetical implied bit. There have been a few fringe-y Dems over the years that I could not support.

    • SisterArtemis

      I’d say this rule applies in descending importance the farther down the ticket you go. I’m a big “VOTE DEM, GODDAMMIT! YES EVERY TIME!” person when it comes to the Prez and our DC reps in Congress, slightly less rabid about Gubernatorial elections (but still pretty staunchly Dem; the last GOP gov I backed was Dan Evans in the mid 1970s), and from there down my devotion to voting a straight-D ticket lessens. Not that the GOP or any other parties, or coalitions built around independents have proffered up anyone worth voting for. But if they did, I’d atleast consider it.

      But at the top, nope, we need the strength that can come from strong networks built through party affiliations. And we better get our fucking act together where DC is concerned, or we’re going to have 8 years of Trump and/or company.

  • Paperless Tiger

    Trump is crazy. This is a guy who made his fortune laundering money for the mob and got caught. He ‘got off’ with the biggest fine for it ever. At that point, most crooks would take their money and crawl under a rock, thankful that they didn’t end up in prison, but not Trump. No, he ran for president! Now he’s rubbing our noses in his ill gotten gains while taunting us, like, “Nyah, nyah I’m a criminal and there’s nothing you can do about it.” Crazy.

    • I’m not too well-adjusted to admit I hope something really bad happens to him and hopefully it’s painful and lasts a long time.

      • SeekingCovfefeBarbie

        I hope something bad happens to him, too, with the exception that I hope it is a health or home-grown something and doesn’t involve any foreign agents because that would start a whole bunch of shit we don’t need.

        • And if it’s home-grown it needs to be clear cut what it was and none of this JFK/knobby bush bullshit.

    • Teaches us a lesson. From now on, money laundering should carry with it jail time and an inability to be president.

      • Or being a Trump or Bush. No Presidenting for you!!!

    • Manhattan123

      These people really are too much. Paul Manafort was the same. He was making, literally, tens of millions of dollars a year with the Russians; a little money laundering here, a little thuggish dictator lobbying work there, and instead of just coasting on the money, flying under the radar, he gets involved with the Trump campaign. Suddenly the FBI takes notice.

      Was $75 million not enough? He had to have more?

      Now he could, hopefully, spend the rest of his life behind bars. (Next to Trump if there is any justice).

      • The FBI were already looking at him before the Trump campaign. But I think your point still stands.

        I think what happens is complacency and finding what they’ve done already was so easy they just assume they can keep going and either won’t get caught or that nobody even cares enough to do anything about it.

        And when people get sucked into money there is no amount that is ever enough.

        • Phried Ω

          complacencyarrogance
          FIFY

  • eyelashviper

    It sure makes me feel so warm and fuzzy that the Dotard is on a 12 day trip to spread good will to Asia, and represent all that is so good about our nation…bigly so
    If we thought that G.H.W. Bush puking at the dinner table was embarrassing, just wait for it.

    https://image.cagle.com/202366/1155/202366.png

    • It couldn’t have been any later than Fifth Grade that I realized calling people stupid names like, “Pocahontas” was immature for my age and in every other way imaginable.

      It’s unimaginable that anyone takes this person seriously.

    • SisterArtemis

      His whole schtick about “don’t need no State Department cuz all we need is ME” scrap… Christ on a Dinosaur, the guy really doesn’t understand what the state department does, or why it needs, you know, staff. I can hardly wait for the fallout…

      • Give him a break – he still hasn’t figured out what a President is supposed to do.

        • Marion in Savannah

          It would appear that his learning curve is a vertical line.

    • Khavrinen

      And Faux & Friends is the wind beneath his wings.

    • C4TWOMAN

      I’m just hoping he doesn’t come back.

    • thewalkindude

      Bush the Elder on Trtump-

      “I don’t like him. I don’t know much about him, but I know he’s a blowhard. And I’m not too excited about him being a leader.”

      • kareemachan

        …he said as he groped a woman reporter.

  • Maybe I’m a bad wonketter but I still have no idea who Donna Brazile is. I know she wrote something and sort of what it’s about and I haven’t cared enough to figure out who she is, what she wrote exactly or why I should even care.

    Am I going to hell?

    • Serai 1

      She used to run the DNC.

      • Oh. But not any more, right?

        • Serai 1

          No, not anymore.

    • Anna in PDX

      You are only a bad wonketeer if you don’t know who Donna Rose is.

      • Then I’m a bad wonketter. :(

        Is that a George Michael song?

        • Anna in PDX

          (She’s the dinosaur)

          • I only got as far as Donna and then skipped down to make my comment and then got stuck here. :)

          • We’ve needed a glossary of wonkisms for a very long time now. We keep talkin about it but it never actually gets done.

          • SisterArtemis

            I thought Dominic was supposed to be in charge of this?

    • NastyBossetti

      No need to worry about going to hell. We’re already there! Or haven’t you heard that Donald Trump is president?

      • Fuck….

        There’s going to be a recount, yes?

        • NastyBossetti

          *begins quietly sobbing*

          • *SLAP!* Snap out of it!

            /Airplane

          • NastyBossetti

            I needed that.

          • SisterArtemis

            I was talking with a customer about the whole this-last-year’s-shitshow situation, and we quietly admitted to each other we still get choked up and sobby when we think too long and deep about it. *sigh*

          • NastyBossetti

            I’m surprised at how traumatic it has been for me, honestly.

          • SisterArtemis

            I’ve been thinking about it a lot over the last almost-year (I’m thinking I’ll be wearing mourning garb on the 9th). I always get a bit depressed when the GOP secure the WH, but this was definitely different, and much more intense. Lately, I’ve been thinking about how much I wanted to keep heading down the path that Obama and his administration staked out, to keep building on what they secured. And I’ve been thinking about how much of that is embodied – literally – in the physical security of people: the right not to get shot because you’re Walking while Black; the right to have a say in your own reproductive life; the right to eat, to health care, to basic securities that ensure life; the right to love and marry who you will without fear of being killed or maimed; on and on, many of the priorities of the center left and progressives are all about our actual, physical security.

            Which is why, I think, this video really hit me hard (in a good sobby way) when Nancy LeTourneau posted it on one of her early-October daily wrap ups. “Got this feeling in my body” indeed. So much hope, so much energy. (She posted it because of the moves at the 3:10 mark, connecting it to the kneeling protests of the NFL and other teams)
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiCXnEWiXSw

          • Zyxomma

            Thanks, Sister A, but I just can’t listen to autotuned shit that passes for music in the second decade of the 21st century. I skipped to the 3 minute mark so I could watch what you were talking about, and that was great.

            I’ve submitted it for posting on the Pantsuit Nation FB page; now it’s up to the admins.

          • SisterArtemis

            Justin Timberlake is definitely not everyone’s dance groove. ;)

          • calliecallie

            Ninjas with onion belts around here someplace.

            I remember watching that last fall, and how hopeful I felt. What a shame that I feel like I’ve lost that feeling.

            We should confront every Trump rally or nazi gathering with super hip music and dancing protesters. “Can’t stop this feeling!”

          • C4TWOMAN

            It’s given me anxiety issues, and like allergies, I don’t have those.
            It took me a while to realize my excessive Internet usage is self medication.

    • C4TWOMAN

      Only if you really want to.

    • Hack pundit #243

  • SisterArtemis

    I’m going to try to work “Yours in Dinosaurs” in everywhere I can.

    • You just missed an opportunity.

      Yours in Dinosaurs,

      – CafeenMan

      • As we say in the shire, yours in dinosaurs

        • kareemachan

          I’m hearing this in a Richard Kiley voice.

        • Jon Sussex

          Huh. I always thought it was “your sin, dinosaurs.”

  • eggs ackly-wright

    Thank goodness DR didn’t dress up as a thesaurus.

  • Manhattan123

    The dinosaur has a pink pocketbook? I don’t believe that’s historically accurate.

    • Marion in Savannah

      The problem is that all the dinosaur pink pocketbooks were made out of very delicate Nauga leather, which disintegrated over time. Hence no historical record.

      • TundraGrifter

        Save the Nauga!

        • Mehmeisterjr

          But first save the formaldas. And then the leatherettes.

          • TundraGrifter

            Personally, I’m still working on the chocolate mousse.

          • Teto85

            As the Mrs would say, “I canna sa’e the chocolate mousse, it’s toooo delishious.”

      • kareemachan

        Poor lil’ naugas…..

    • NastyBossetti

      I was going to post something funny about Dinosaurs the tv show, but then this picture came up, and it really took the wind out of my sails:
      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5b70ff2e60b0c26d48d472ccbaf61639abcec0adb8e2edb39057f1b876b44f52.jpg

  • Phried Ω

    I’m such a sucker for little kids in costumes. Here, take all the candy.

    • “Socialmalism!”

      Trumpspawn#2

  • TundraGrifter

    Cute photo! Why the garage door opener?

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    Evan, you made a Dad Joke. You are turning into Dok.

  • clairence

    I gotta just pop in here and say I took one quick glance at that first picture and wondered why the dino was holding a gun. In fact, a T-Rex with a gun would be quite terrifying. But alas, I mis-see’d it.

  • Résistance Land Shark Ω

    I have decided to wish for untreatable UTIs upon mine enemies. That is all.

    • SisterArtemis

      This seems reasonable and has the advantage of being non-lethal, which is good for us anti-capital punishment folks.

    • Catstro

      Untreatable taint itch that occasionally improves to the point that they think “oh whew, I think this is finally clearing up”, then bam! Right back to where it started.

  • Debbie the Unpaid Protester

    That is an awesome costume, Missy!

  • thepoliticalcat

    Donnasaur? OK. I’d rather be in a dinosaur than Christ anyway.

  • GOOD NEWS/BAD NEWS

    Incredibly a new species of orangutan has been discovered in a remote section of Sumata.

    https://www.nst.com.my/news/nation/2017/11/298903/most-endangered-great-ape-new-species-orangutan-found

    Naturally, this being a world infested by the parasitic, all consuming Homo sapiens it’s critically endangered and will probably be extinct soon so we can all have another bowl of Ramen noodles, coffee grayed with Coffee Mate, or one of Papa John’s shitty pizzas.

    • Zyxomma

      I don’t ingest any of the above food-like substances, but I’m guessing the common denominator is plantation palm oil, no?

      • Yep. Borneo and Sumatra were actually doing pretty nice things for their dwindling orangutans until the huge, foreign-owned palm oil plantations took over everything.

        These days the friendly farmers greet any orang they come across with machetes and, God help us, making female orangutans into prostitutes for the farm workers.

        Yay mankind!

    • Hopefully it’s a better find then the species of orangutan that’s be discovered in the White House. That one keeps throwing his poo everywhere.

  • kareemachan

    1. I make my own ramen.
    2. Coffee Mate? Gagamaggot.
    3. See #2.

  • BosGrl

    The pink purse, though. That just about killed me. :)

    • Edith Prickly

      The girl can accessorize.

  • Stranded Devonian Lungfish

    Evan, *please* write a children’s book entitled It Is a Donnasaur!, with many pix from Trix, and sell it on wonkette.

  • But her (edited) e-mails…

    https://www.salon.com/2017/11/03/the-dncs-emails-werent-only-hacked-they-were-edited-report/

    I guess those people who were self-righteously lecturing about “skepticism” (even after it involves people being indicted) should have taken their own advice, eh?

  • Zyxomma

    Donnasaurus Regina!

  • calliecallie

    A Donnasaur with a handbag. For candy, I’m assuming. Very classy.

  • eddi_the_Bad_Hombre

    Dino Grrl.

  • JCfromNC

    I feel sure Donna Rose has been raised much too well for this to be the outcome of a dinosaur costume, but I leave this tale here as a cautionary one for others:
    http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2013/10/menace.html

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  • SeeTrain65

    “Dinosaurs lived then to make us happy now.” – Charlie Pierce

  • capnkrunch

    Yours in Christ dinosaurs Raptor Jesus,

    FTFY

  • DensityDestiny

    Just saw this. That purse makes the ensemble, girl!

  • Teto85

    Is that a mobile phone in her left hand in the first two photos? Dayum, she is massively cute.

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