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Oh golly gee, Sean Hannity had a grown-up reaction to Monday’s news about how the indictments and confessions are starting among his beloved Trumpers. KIDDING, OF COURSE. Hannity stuffed himself full of all the Trump-shaped buttplugs he owns (seven of them, ALLEGEDLY) and declared his monologue Monday evening “one of the most important I will ever deliver,” and if you watch this whole thing and you actually agree with Sean Hannity, you are hereafter required to wear a helmet at all times, for your own dumb protection.

Let’s take a lookie! Hell, if you want to watch the whole show (and why wouldn’t you?) you can park your tuchus in this post right here, because here’s a video!

Now we will liveblog the monologue, as if it were happening RIGHT NOW AS WE SPEAK:

0:00-1:00: We have a MAJOR CRISIS in America, because there is one justice system for the Clintons and a whole different for everybody else. This is just obviously true.

1:00: Hannity has INCONTROVERTIBLE EVIDENCE that Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton and Robert Mueller and Rod Rosenstein and Eric Holder all LITERALLY EMAILED ALL OUR URANIUM TO RUSSIA. And Obama knowed it! Instead of watching that, why not watch MSNBC’s Joy Reid completely destroying this made-up story on her show this weekend instead? All she had to do was ask a Washington Examiner idiot some fact-based questions, rapid-fire style:

ANY QUESTIONS, SEAN HANNITY?

2:30: The Paul Manafort indictment isn’t about Russia or the Trump campaign, therefore Robert Mueller doesn’t have any evidence of collusion. Don’t pay any attention to the OTHER news that came out Monday, about that kid George Papadopoulos, who worked on the Trump campaign and colluded with RUSSIA.

3:40: It is not fair that the grand jury was in Washington DC, because have you heard about the people who live there? Sean Hannity’s not saying they’re black, he’s just dogwhistling it for his viewers.

4:45: OK OK OK, George Papadopoulos lied to the FBI, but he was ONLY A 29-YEAR-OLD BABY AT THE TIME!

It’s just like how it wasn’t Donald Trump Jr.’s fault he colluded with the Russians, because he’s a VERY GOOD BOY, according to his father. A VERY GOOD 39-YEAR-OLD BOY.

Also Sean Hannity has never met George Papadopoulos, therefore he does not exist.

5:05: WHAT DID “PRESIDENT CLINTON” KNOW ABOUT THE URANIUM ONE SCANDAL?

No really, he called Hillary “President Clinton.” To be fair, one of his producers probably buzzed one of the buttplugs in his Hannity Hole, because he immediately corrected himself and said, “PRESIDENT CLINTON WANNABE!” It was a very good Fox News journalism moment.

5:05-THE LITERAL END OF TIME: Hannity spent most of the rest of his monologue talking about the fake news Uranium One “scandal.” It is such hilarious bullshit, and everyone knows it. This is why “FEW IN THE MEDIA WILL TOUCH THIS STORY,” as Hannity bitches. (See: Joy Reid video above.) Hannity also cried a bunch about the Steele Dossier, because he really cares who paid for the dossier, even though IT DOESN’T MATTER WHO PAID FOR THE FUCKING DOSSIER, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES. All that matters is if it’s true, and none of it has been debunked!

On Twitter, Igor Bobic from the Huffington Post collected screenshots of all the laws Hillary and Obama may have “broken”:

WHOA IF TRUE! LOCK HER UP!

10:50: Sean Hannity literally says Robert Mueller is conducting his Trump-Russia investigation to distract America from WATCHING SEAN HANNITY:

… [t]he issue of Robert Mueller, trying to change the narrative to distract from the REAL Russia collusion and massive cover-ups. Don’t think this is a coincidence! Last week right here on this program we had stunning revelation after stunning revelation day after day about Hillary Clinton, Uranium One, the fake news dossier, and that special counsel Mueller is CLEARLY complicit in the Uranium One scandal. Remember, he was the FBI director! The FBI informant! Had all the evidence of bribes and kickbacks and money laundering and he did nothing!

So now, they need to change the narrative after a very bad week and distract the country from their evidence and their involvement and possible collusion.

And by the way, Mr. Mueller. Who leaked the indictments to Fake News CNN? WAS IT YOU?

And then Sean Hannity broke his own dick off with his meat hands and ate it for his octogenarian viewers’ pleasure!

That’s about all the monologue we can handle, kids.

But it wasn’t just the monologue! Thanks to nice people on Twitter who watched Hannity instead of doing the normal thing and lazily watching Rachel Maddow while cooking dinner like a common Wonkette, we have highlights like this:

It was just a very good episode of the Sean Hannity TV program, and we feel sorry for whoever had to bleach his Fox News studio of poop stains afterward. That person deserves a RAISE.

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  • Royal Ugly Dude

    Hannity Shit His Pants

    Again?

    • ez

      Defective Butt Plugs.
      Conspiracy!

    • GoutMachine

      Still?

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      Ted Nugent’s legacy.

  • dslindc
    • kaydenpat

      I refuse to watch him. My limited brain cells don’t deserve the punishment.

      • Celtic_Gnome

        For quite a number of years, I have tried to live by the dictum that life was too short to waste on assholes. It’s served me in good stead.

  • Parakeetist

    OT: for no reason. I miss him.

    https://youtu.be/ST6Ln0SSc2s

    • Antonin Dvorak

      Ironically, the video for his song “Always Crashing” crashed.

  • beatbort

    They’re like hungry rats trapped inside a box without any air in it and only one morsel of food.

  • kareemachan

    Totally O/T, but I watched the cute Google Halloween blurb just now, and I have just one question: why is the ghost an Opisthoteuthis Adorabilis octopus?

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5e6a16ddc979c97e923691fddb44e458e6ada6565711caa91bc9b0f7102b1bb9.jpg

  • bbayliss

    There is this:
    Indictments under Nixon 69
    Indictments under Obama O
    Indictments under Clinton 2
    Since 1968 dems 20 yrs in office, 3 indictments 1 conviction
    Republicans 28 years in office, 120 indictments, 89 convictions

    • GoutMachine

      Scoreboard, bitches!

    • Ghenghis McCann

      ‘Math is hard.’

    • kaydenpat

      Republicans sure are crooked for a party which espouses family values and personal responsibility. Strange, huh?

      • Oblios_Cap

        Laws are hard to understand.

      • Marion in Savannah

        Pffftt… All that stuff is for Democrats. You being silly now.

        • kaydenpat

          Lol!! You’re so right about that.

      • BearGHAZI

        Well, CosaNostra family values, they have

    • You forgot the most Corrupt administration in history…

      Reagan: 138 investigations, indictments and convictions.
      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6efd0a6b81d4e183b5cd0c443b0ea836e4ebc2e4215cd2f5b683d5472e06e835.png

      • Marion in Savannah

        And seeing as he’s the ideal role model that they always strive to emulate, let us all hope that Trump can win bigly and surpass his number.

        • Celtic_Gnome

          Trump: Here, hold my beer.

    • SweetDeeKat

      This made me happy. I was trying to remember the number of Nixon indictments, as I expect the forthcoming purge will be much larger.

    • nominalize

      Don’t you get it!?!?! That’s just further proof of the conspiracy! The Democrats have the Justice Department sewn up in their web of deception!

      You know I’m being sarcastic because everything is spelled correctly, nothing is in all caps, the metaphors aren’t mixed, and there are no cutesy insult nicknames. But this is what the most in-the-tank of them desperately retort with.

      • bbayliss

        You’re too late. I posted it on Breitbart and have been deluged with variants of “that’s how corrupt the FBI and DOJ are under democraps” “Saul Alinsky, Soros, and Bergdahl.” “Fake News” and some of the worst spelling, grammar and syntax I’ve ever seen.
        If there is a swamp to be drained, they’re in it.

        • Bad Scooter

          There was a time when conservatives respected our military, but now being a legit war hero isn’t a good enough reason for them to give that person the benefit of the doubt. EVEN IF SAID WAR HERO IS AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN A BADASS PATRIOT.

          Mueller served in Vietnam with Second Platoon, H Company, 2nd Battalion, 4th Marines, 3rd Marine Division. In April 1969, he received an enemy gunshot wound in the thigh, recovered, and returned to lead his platoon until June 1969. For his service in and during the Vietnam War, his military decorations and awards include: the Bronze Star Medal with Combat “V”, Purple Heart Medal, two Navy and Marine Corps Commendation Medals with Combat “V”, Combat Action Ribbon, National Defense Service Medal, Vietnam Service Medal with three  3⁄16″ bronze stars, Republic of Vietnam Gallantry Cross, Republic of Vietnam Campaign Medal, and Parachutist Badge.

          He met his wife in high school and married her in ‘66. They have two daughters and three grandchildren. He was diagnosed with, treated for, and beat prostate cancer In 2001; that same year, the Senate voted unanimously to confirm GWB’s appointment to name him head of the FBI.
          He led the FBI until 2013. He did a bunch of other badass stuff, too.

          MUELLER IS A BADASS PATRIOT. He’s also a Republican, but his party would rather shit on him than assume he’s acting in good faith in his role as DOJ Special Counsel. They choose to do this because their manbaby God-King demands loyalty and they’d rather defend him than stand up to him. WTF, CONSERVATIVES?

          (sorry for the repeated use of caps-lock in above rant)

          • bbayliss

            Here’s what fox said about him before they decided he’s the devil.

            https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DNMR7U-VwAAKsqN.jpg

          • Bad Scooter

            and because they flashed those bullet points before they they told people to question Mueller’s credibility, i’ll bet they patted themselves on the back for being very “fair and balanced” (sigh)

  • elviouslyqueer

    Saaaaaay, y’all know who else was involved in the Uranium One Scandal?

    • Nounverb911
      • willi0000000

        and glowing compliments to you.

    • Crank Tango

      Jennifer Garner?

    • Martini Ambassador 🍸

      Meryl Streep?
      The Deep State?
      That little girl dressed like a fairy princess that just rang my doorbell?

      • willi0000000

        the third one.

    • memzilla Ω

      Enrico Fermi?

    • GoutMachine

      Oppenheimer?

    • kaydenpat

      No.

    • WIDTAP

      Robert Oppenheimer?
      Richard Feynman?
      Enrico Fermi?

    • Major_Major_Major

      Silkwood? Streep?

    • Creepoman

      Russian pee hookers? Oh, you said Uranium.

    • WIDTAP

      The Tennessee Valley Authority?

    • WIDTAP

      Rep. Peter Visclosky? He is, after all, a Democrat and his name sounds vaguely Russian.

      https://www.nrc.gov/docs/ML1516/ML15168A230.pdf

    • Doug Langley

      Madame Curie?

    • laughingnome

      Harper Valley PTA

    • Donna Mueller

      Judge Judy?????

  • TJ Barke

    There seems to be a dangerous cognito hazardous meme on the loose. Trump is patient zero.

  • Nounverb911

    If you ask nice Sean, I’m sure that Mueller can find an excuse to indict you too, also.

    • Creepoman

      He is colluding with the Trumps who are colluding with the Russkies. As are pretty much every republican in the US.

    • kaydenpat

      Now wouldn’t that be grand?

  • ManchuCandidate

    Insanity Hannity.

  • OT: i have my balcony door open to cool down my cupcakes enough to frost, so it’s freezing in my apt and i’ve been baking for 2 and half hours.

    • BosGrl

      Frost always cools my cupcakes. That’s why I wear a padded bra in the winter.

      • Crank Tango

        Subscribe.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      I hope you made enough for the whole class.

      • Work potluck today, so somewhat

        • Mpeg

          I made my first attempt bakinghomemade “pop tarts” last night. Pre-chilled dough, rolled & cut (how was I to know what measurements poptarts are?**), add jam in some and cinna-sugar in others.
          Nothing burned; but they’re too damned flaky and puffy.
          ** There must’ve been a process determining the Pop®Tart® dimensions when they were created. Too small and you can’t get them from the toaster. Too narrow and they fall over *in* the toaster.. etc)

  • Martini Ambassador 🍸

    I mean, I guess people must still tune into The Lumpy Hour, because presumably Faux would cut a low-rated show, but is this the best they can come up with? You can smell the desperation and flop sweat all the way over on this side of the Atlantic.

  • OrG

    HAHA! lumpy has a sad. It’s gonna get worse.HAHA!

  • Cogswell – Overlord of Barsoom

    Again?

  • Cousin Itt un Mondialiste

    Hannity Hole

    Will never be the name of any garage/grunge/Courtney Love tribute band I have. EVER.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Blockhead

    • eggs ackly-wright

      His haircuts are only $8. Two bucks a side.

    • Elvis Causticfellow
      • eggs ackly-wright

        “New boots and panties.”

        • wide_stance_hubby

          still wearing their caps. . .

  • kaydenpat

    Lol!! I literally hate Hannity’s guts. So glad to see him melting down now when all the shoes have yet to drop. This is going to be fun.

    • cmd resistor

      I’ve hated him since he was a mere loudmouth on AM talk radio in Atlanta.

      • kaydenpat

        That must be way back since I’ve only known him as a host on Fox Noise.

        • cmd resistor

          I’d say the 90’s?

  • GoutMachine

    If Schadenfreude is taking pleasure at others’ misfortune, what’s the word for delighting in RWNJ pants-shitting?

    • MynameisBlarney

      Meta-Schadenfreude?

    • elviouslyqueer

      Shittenfreude?

    • Marion in Savannah

      Schadensantorum.

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      Being a decent human being?

  • Did someone carve Sean Hannity’s head out of a block of wood?
    http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/133/593/409.jpg

    • Ghenghis McCann

      Waste of good firewood.

      • Cousin Itt un Mondialiste

        3…2…1 and we have ignition!

    • Sashineb
      • cmd resistor

        Now wait a minute. I like Fred Flintstone and most gorillas are nicer and smarter than Sean H.

        • Sashineb

          Oh, sawwwwww-reeeee!!!!! :)

      • Daniel

        I also think he sees himself more as a noir-ish private eye/investigative reporter exposing corruption and the seedy underbelly of the modern world.

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      Is this a trick question?

    • Daniel

      Corned beef.

  • elviouslyqueer

    Judging from those screenshots, it looks like Sean is physically morphing into his own buttplug.

    • MynameisBlarney

      Well, considering how often his head is either up his own ass, or turmps, it was bound to happen.
      It’s Physics.
      And ya can’t argue with Physics.

      • elviouslyqueer

        Head goes in, poop comes out. You can’t explain it.

        • MynameisBlarney

          Never a miscommunication!

        • GoutMachine

          So he’s like the human centipede, but if it were the snake eating its own tail. Or something.

  • Gee, Your Hair Smells Horrific

    Don’t forget Rosie O’Donnell! She ties Hillary with Mueller and Mark Cuban!

  • Michael Smith

    Can Mueller find some way to indict Hannity?

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      If being an ignorant fucktard is illegal, Liddle’ Baby Donnie should get the ‘cuffs first.

  • Creepoman

    Treading pretty damn close to incitement – wait for one of his true-believers to take “justice” into their own hands.

    • MynameisBlarney

      I believe a few already have.

  • Persistent Tennessee Rain

    If 30 year old men are considered to be “kids,” why do we send 18 year olds off to war?

    • Michael Smith

      Poor 18 year olds are men. Rich 30 year olds are kids.

      • Oblios_Cap

        The rich ones have better health care, so they stay younger longer.

      • cmd resistor

        Poor 15 year olds can be men/thugs, if Blah.

  • MynameisBlarney
    • Doug Langley

      Now there’s the Peter Principle at work.

      • Daniel

        Never, you know who knows? Peter probably worked for my campaign, I can’t keep track of everyone there’s also believe me Dunning and Kruger, terrific terrific workers. I will tell you that.

    • GoutMachine

      Lil’ Papi sits funny. In the words of Superintendent Chalmers, the rod up Papadoloulos’ butt must have a rod up its butt.

    • Ghenghis McCann

      ‘I thought he was the doorman, otherwise I wouldn’t have tipped him.’

      • OneYieldRegular

        “He just Photoshop parachuted himself in there. We don’t know how.”

    • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

      “He was just a mammal that got into the building somehow.” — Sarah Huckabee.

      • Fun with Cthulhu

        Perfection.

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))
    • “He was a local special needs kid. His mom dressed him up in a suit, we let him sit at the big table and have his own notepad and pen, he was happy until nap time.”

  • P’jama Pahnts

    one of the most important (monologues) I will ever deliver

    consider me riveted.

  • memzilla Ω

    Mind you, I’m not wishing that Schmanitty’s head actually explodes on-air, I’m just saying that I’d probably wear out the pixels on the .gif of it happening.

    (how’s that for skating perilously close to Commenting Rules for Radicals, eh?)

  • bubbuhh

    Pretty sure Inannity shit hiz mouth

  • Sashineb
    • Marion in Savannah

      If I never have to look at that again it will be WAAAAYYY too soon.

      • Cousin Itt un Mondialiste

        Needs moar tongue, don’t you think?

        • Marion in Savannah

          EWWWWW!!!111!!!!

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      FAKE! Trump’s ass is much bigger. And Lyin’ Sean’s lips would be pressed much harder.

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    If not for Fox “News”, Sean Hannity would be pursuing an exciting career in the food service or retail merchandising business.

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    HE NEED SOME MILK!!!

  • MynameisBlarney

    Woooo haaa! Got them all in check!

    https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029774666

  • CutterTeam

    “The Manchurian Candidate” meets “The Theory of Everything” meets “The Human Centipede”.

  • Christopher Story

    I’m waiting for the Trump tweets that call on the American people to,
    “Call Shawn Hannity, SOMEBODY CALL SHAWN!!!”

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      “DO SOMETHING, SHAWN!”….

  • beingreleased

    Trump just released a new statement:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyapF1W71oY

  • Anna Rompage

    OMG, that’s nothing!

    Wait until the bombshell drops that Mueller is the guy who killed Vince Foster, Seth Rich and Abraham Lincoln, and that Comey was the Clinton’s personal muscle that made all those crimes go away, that the Clinton’s committed throughout the 4 decades in politics…

    • ariel_gee_398

      They were only lifelong Republicans to throw us off the scent. Hillary is one crafty bitch.

      • Anna Rompage

        RINOs!

    • BreakingDeadMen

      I will never forgive Mueller for the Bay of Pigs.

      • Marion in Savannah

        Gad — the Bowling Green Massacre will live forever in our memories. He’s got a lot to answer for.

  • CutterTeam

    And to think that Hillary accomplished all of this shit while in the grips of Alzheimer’s and dementia. Fucking amazing.

  • Everrett Fanuelli
  • Ghenghis McCann

    A slight correction about your monologue for you Sean; “one of the most important impotent I will ever deliver.”

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))
    • Oblios_Cap

      You know it’s real because trump used “passed”.

  • Proud Liberal

    They are creating their own facts in their own alternate reality. These people are fucking loony toons.

  • Scooby

    He forgot to mention Hillary’s many parking tickets.

  • armed_bears

    I am kinda interested to watch Hannity’s mug transform, Dorian Gray fashion, into Sam Clovis. Trump truly attracts the best people*.

    *with jowls

    • Wild Cat

      You can see right-wing ugliness infestation. Their souls are flatulent, so why not their flesh?
      He’s morphing into a Limbaugh opioid look.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    The timing sure is odd. Congress has known about this for years and did nothing. Now, all of a sudden, it’s a thing. Strange.

  • jesuswasablack
  • Bub, the cynical zombie

    Anal wart dressed in a suit says what now?

  • Me not sure

    There’s always shit in Hannity’s pants, if Hannity is wearing them.

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    Sorry Lyin’ Sean! Liddle’ Baby Donnie says the biggest story yesterday was NOT your monologue. It was Tony Podesta’s resignation.

    • Ghenghis McCann

      What happened to the cheeseburger emoji controversy? Does culture mean nothing to these people?

  • Joe Beese

    Aping Master’s all-caps-with-multiple-exclamation-points style:

    https://twitter.com/seanhannity/status/925378298305183744

  • BreakingDeadMen

    Out of all the Sean Hannitys in the world, he’s the Sean Hannityist.

  • Bub, the cynical zombie

    If Todd Starnes and Sean Hannity had a personality contest there wouldn’t be…oh, who the hell am I kidding. They’d just sit there drinking piss.

    • BreakingDeadMen

      When are the allegations against Starnes going to come out? SRSLY. Whatever that guy is into, it’s going to be creepy. I mean, I have zero evidence, I’m just looking at the guy and the word vomit he spews.

  • memzilla Ω

    I can’t decide if Schmannity’s show is the Candy Corn or the Circus Peanut of teevee shows.

    • Marion in Savannah

      It’s the lint covered hard candy lurking at the bottom of Grandma’s purse of teevee shows.

    • BreakingDeadMen

      It ain’t the Smarties.

    • cmd resistor

      I’ll go with the Circus Peanut. I will occasionally eat Candy Corn, but forget those Circuit Peanuts.

  • BadKitty904

    Now, squeal like a pig, Sean…

  • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

    When Hannity starts showing up in a rumpled suit, loose tie, and 3-day stubble we’ll know it’s serious business.

    • UncleTravelingMatt

      Ya know, I didn’t have to be in court yesterday; I had no appointments . . . I’m not going to apologize to you for my shaving habits.

    • eggs ackly-wright

      And soaking wet from walking in the rain. And gripping the edge of his desk.

  • TundraGrifter

    Thanks to the link supplied by Wonkette, we know from reading the detailed Washington Post article the Uranium Dumb deal involves approximately 2% of the potential US production capacity.

  • Edgar Allen Poe had three dead mothers by the time he was 20 years old…

    Just like Donald Trump Jr, Ivanka and Eric. 😉
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d0844844e46ee44902b8f83c38ddfb08a742b6c0b689ecc446d102fc4b25b7f1.png

  • UncleTravelingMatt

    If only the GOP knew someone with the power to appoint a special counsel, we could finally get to the bottom of the Clinton/DNC/ALL YOU LIBERAL LOSERS criminal syndicate.

  • Put On Your War Paint!

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RS-28_Sarmat

    “The RS-28 Sarmat is a Russian liquid-fueled, MIRV-equipped, super-heavy thermonuclear armed intercontinental ballistic missile in development by the Makeyev Rocket Design Bureau from 2009 intended to replace the previous R-36M missile. Its large payload of about 10 tonnes would allow for up to 10 heavy warheads or 15 lighter ones or up to 24 hypersonic glide vehicles Yu-71/Yu-74, or a combination of warheads and massive amounts of countermeasures designed to defeat anti-missile systems; it was heralded by the Russian military as a response to the U.S. Prompt Global Strike. It is suspected to have a Fractional Orbital Bombardment (FOBS) capability.”

    http://www.world-nuclear.org/information-library/nuclear-fuel-cycle/mining-of-uranium/in-situ-leach-mining-of-uranium.aspx

    In Situ Leach Mining of Uranium(Updated October 2017)
    Peroxide products can be dried at low temperatures to produce a product containing about 80% U3O8. However ammonium or sodium diuranate products must be dried at high temperatures to convert the product to 100% U3O8.

    Motherfucking Media and R apologists want to play games, do they? Do you have *any* idea how much U3O8 it takes to make bomb-capable U235? And that’s supposing Russia does not use Plutonium for the Primary, probably boosted by lithium deuteride and tritium.
    So, fuck the media, especially these subhuman animals at Fox.

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      Not only that, but during the Cold War Russia managed to get its hands on enough nuclear material to make over thirty thousand nuclear warheads, much of which they still retain. I really don’t think they need any more uranium for weapons purposes.

      • Put On Your War Paint!

        Exactly.

      • Ghenghis McCann

        Haven’t Intelligence Agencies been worried about the amount of weapons grade uranium that disappeared after the collapse of the Soviet Union?

        • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

          True, but their stockpile was absolutely massive: 40,000 nuclear warheads at its peak. They have reserves to draw on.

    • Cousin Itt un Mondialiste

      “The RS-28 Sarmat is a Russian liquid-fueled, MIRV-equipped, super-heavy thermonuclear armed intercontinental ballistic missile”

      Kim Jong-un has a hard-on.

      I might also.

      • Put On Your War Paint!

        If they orbit even one in FOBS mode, we are 5 minutes away from Armageddon.

        • Cousin Itt un Mondialiste

          It’s MAD, I tell you!

          • Put On Your War Paint!

            I believe these latest weapons are another thing we can “thank” Dubya for.

        • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

          Meh. Even if the North Koreans did somehow get their hands on a functional MIRV (which given the fact that their technical know-how is about 60 years behind the times, is not guaranteed), North Korea’s nukes are low-yield: ten megatons at most so far. Even detonating them all in Seoul wouldn’t destroy the downtown area.

          • Cousin Itt un Mondialiste

            But it might well throw the entire world into an economic meltdown even if we obliterated NK.

          • Put On Your War Paint!

            Not the DPRK, Russia. The RS-28 is FOBS capable. Fractional Orbiting Bombardment Systems are the Nightmare of escalation, they can come down in 5 minutes, virtually without warning.

          • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

            Well ok, but if Russia launches its nukes it’s game over no matter the delivery system. 5,000 nukes ends the world, whether by FOBS or carrier pigeon.

          • Put On Your War Paint!

            See, if they orbit FOBS, we almost have to launch. Dubya and his ilk have pushed us back to the worst days of the Cold War, or worse even than that.

            Short-dicked Rs will be the death of us all.

  • Crystalclear12

    With the right therapy and pharmaceuticals he. . . would still be an awful person but he would be more quiet about it.

  • WotsAllThisThen

    Hannity lists a lot of official looking statues on his screen. Too bad he didn’t to college, he could become a lawyer and apply for one of those federal prosecutor jobs.

  • Bub, the cynical zombie

    “Oh Mr. President!” *lick, kiss, slobber, drool* “Oh, I love you so much!” *gobble, munch, suck, swallow* “Oh sir!” sniffs, look thoughtful* “Sir…you had chili for lunch, didn’t you! It’s so TANGY back here!”

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8efc5448c4eb794571cb98575042130abcfb6681bd385eb02feadf6f60749919.jpg

  • MynameisBlarney

    It’s almost as if, after years, no, decades of running a mean-spirited false narrative about damn near every-fucking-thing under the damn sun. Splitting the country in half for money and helping rig elections, and one REALLY important one with the help of a country that is our enemy. And now that reality and karma are about to bring them all down in an ugly and massively epic shit-storm, they are literally shitting themselves in abject terror and are going to start turning on each other.

    And I’ll be pointing and laughing my fuckin’ ass off.

    • OutOfOrbit

      i wonder how their viewership is doing this week, and tRumpsterfires #s

      • Beanz&Berryz

        Sighing relief that they know where to put lettuce on a hamburger, and outraged that Hillary isn’t yet in jail for… reasons…

        • OutOfOrbit

          eventually, many of their viewers must realize they’ve been following a totally false narrative and change channels … eventually (many?)

          • Beanz&Berryz

            They’ve had that chance for a couple decades now… They’re just misunderstood patriots, seeking a pure America without all the icky people…

          • Humble (but pissed) Centrist

            They’re preparing for war…I suggest you do the same. I hate to sound like that, but it’s true. They’re just waiting for the rallying cry

          • Beanz&Berryz

            Nope. Not gonna play their war games. If “they” decide to come around murdering all the Librulz, they will… But they won’t, because at root, they are cowardly fucks who talk a game…

          • Humble (but pissed) Centrist

            I wouldn’t think that way…it’s not very strategic. You don’t go into the Alaskan wilderness without bear mace or a rifle. Besides…cowardice doesn’t equal inaction. Think about it, which is more cowardly; acting on their ridiculousness by unleashing an unrepentant war against a mostly pacifist people? Or doing nothing? Was it strength or cowardice when Booth shot Lincoln?

          • Beanz&Berryz

            So far, our society remains generally peaceful, and firearms in a home statistically create more danger than they prevent. Our security/police system remains generally apolitical. The one shooting a gun incurs the wrath of the American police system. Their fantasy of a civil war only works if both sides play, and if the police stay out of it (or choose a side). True, we do leave ourselves vulnerable to a Rwanda-style massacre, but that’s where I think that most all the Big Talking Tough Conservatives (1) lack the coordination to pull-off a nationwide slaughter (2) and lack the courage to stand up one by one against regular police response to murderous gun play.

            I think they are big-talking cowardly fucks who are generally not murderers, and are cowardly also too. I’m not going to arm-up to play their game, because a gun in my house is worse than no gun in my house.

          • Humble (but pissed) Centrist

            I feel ya. But I was just making sure that you’re aware that this “peace” that exists between the left and right is extremely fragile and can be destroyed with one simple political gambit…the firing of Mueller. That will not only send shockwaves, it will embolden the hardliners and descend us into yet further chaos.

          • Beanz&Berryz

            That’s very fair… I sometimes have my little alternative ragey outlet that get some here riled, and some at home also too… And maybe just as fantastic as the gun-humpers glee at shooting who they want. A peaceful west coast secession…Three states, step away. No shooting… (For example, what military action would Lincoln been able to take, politically, without the south firing on Ft. Sumpter…)

          • Humble (but pissed) Centrist

            I’m with you on the secession! I live in Oregon.

          • Beanz&Berryz

            Me too… A west coast economy would be somewhere in size between France, UK and Germany… Oregon doesn’t add much economically, but we connect the bigger dots

          • Humble (but pissed) Centrist

            Oregon’s economy sucks! Honestly, I only moved here to have a centralized base to explore the depths of the west coast. It is a beautiful place, you just can’t get a decent job here. It’s like the Alabama of the north lol…just without the ports of Mobile.

            I would much rather live in California, but I just can’t get past the selfishness and arrogance of it all. Plus, I’m not really into paying twice what my car is worth just to register it ;-)

          • Beanz&Berryz

            In some ways, our Republic depends on that…

      • Humble (but pissed) Centrist

        They think that they’re the reason NFL viewership is down…except that their boycott is a redheaded stepchild to the previous boycott STARTED BY THE LIBERALS

    • Suttree

      I think I should set up a rotten fruit stand down 1211 6th Ave. I’d make bank!

  • Joe Beese

    Pretty uppity for a coffee boy.

    Former Donald Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski was the “high-ranking campaign official” former campaign adviser George Papadopoulos emailed about arranging a meeting between Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin, the Washington Post reported late Monday.

    http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/report-lewandowski-was-trump-official-papadopoulos-emailed-russia-trip

    • WotsAllThisThen

      Makes shoving a female reporter looks like small potatoes, doesn’t it.

      • I hope that pig-fucker ends up in jail for a really long time.

        • Bub, the cynical zombie

          Those poor, poor pigs. Rather be made into ham, chops and bacon myself.

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      All I want for Christmas is a Lewandoski indictment!

    • LesBontemps

      Given Trump’s longstanding relationship with Lewandowski, it is impossible Trump didn’t know about all the attempts and offers of collusion with Russia, and probably actively encouraged it if it meant getting dirty sexxxy Hillary emailz. So NO COLLUSION!!!11!!11!!, obvs, except for all the colluding going on.

  • Toomush_Inferesistance

    Hannity has shot his wad…..

    • The Wanderer

      Right out his ass.

      • UncleTravelingMatt

        That may have been Don, Jr.’s wad.

        • Cousin Itt un Mondialiste

          Santorum libel.

          • Humble (but pissed) Centrist

            Nice Latin

  • BigCSouthside

    He’s gonna fuckin self destruct when Donnie gets pinched.

    Thanks, whoever thought the fairness doctrine was a bad idea

  • The Wanderer

    Is it wrong of me to want to see Hannity suddenly collapse at his desk and end up curled in a fetal position, sucking at his thumb and weeping inconsolably as what’s left of his brain cells take advantage of his incapacitation and escape?

    • No. No, it’s not.

      • Ghenghis McCann

        Cruel, yes. But not wrong.

    • Ricky Gay

      My only concern is, what took you so long?

  • HooverVilles

    Evan: How in the world do you watch that bilge and keep your sanity? I couldn’t do that.
    Thanks and keep sane.
    >^o.o^<

  • Bub, the cynical zombie
  • IdRatherBeDancing

    Full on Howard Beale breakdown!!

    • eggs ackly-wright

      “But why me?”

      “Because you’re on TV, dummy.”

    • Ricky Gay

      I’m as mad as hell and I’m not going to take my meds anymore!!!!!

    • LiberalANDProud

      With Obama as the Great Ahmed Khan

      • IdRatherBeDancing

        lol. Yes! and Michelle as the Angela Davis inspired character. And Gretchen Carlson who returns to Fox as the Diana Christensen character who has him off’d on the air. haha

  • Lily412

    Faux News also has a hot take on campuses banning racist costumes. [Spolier: It makes them =( ]

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/10/31/universities-issue-guides-threats-and-counseling-for-offensive-halloween-costumes.html

    • Ghenghis McCann

      It’s lucky I was going to dress up as a rich white guy then.

  • TundraGrifter

    I’m not sure it’s really a good idea for anyone claiming to support President Trump to bring up 52 USC 30121.

  • Suttree

    Fuck, Hannity. Was the law illeageling jaywalking potentially broken too?

  • ImGoingBacon

    3:40: It is not fair that the grand jury was in Washington DC, because have you heard about the people who live there? Sean Hannity’s not saying they’re black, he’s just dogwhistling it for his viewers.
    Has he looked at recent demographics for DC? It’s not exactly Chocolate City anymore, more like Mocha light. I still get mad at Rush Slimeball’s characterization of Anacostia, back in the day.

  • Humble (but pissed) Centrist
    • MynameisBlarney

      Bravo!

      • Humble (but pissed) Centrist

        I didn’t use foul language, I didn’t make untruthful remarks, I didn’t instigate fights….all I’ve done is point out the utter stupidity of the garbage articles and subsequent comments from their zealots. I find it rather vindicating actually

        • cmd resistor

          How could they even figure out what you were doing if you used rational language and all?

          • Humble (but pissed) Centrist

            That’s probably why I got banned….they don’t recognize rationality so when they see it they get frightened and they can’t have that in the echo chamber!

        • Dept. of Space Tacos

          I got banned from Gateway Pundit on the day of C’ville – no threats, no bad language (IIRC).

          It’s a feeling of achievement, no?
          CONGRATS!

          • Humble (but pissed) Centrist

            Oui oui

        • DerrickWildcat

          Then try CNSNews.com (A Brent Bozell MRC thing) I post there and get called all kinds of names. I think the C stands for, Christian, but they don’t act very Christian. The added bonus is they all seem to be really dumb and are easy to zing.

    • OneYieldRegular

      Now you’re going to have to stay inside at recess and write your non-comment 100 times on the Breitbart board.

      • Humble (but pissed) Centrist

        Soros and BB are both irrelevant

        Soros and BB are both irrelevant

        Soros and BB are both irrelevant…..;-)

    • LiberalANDProud

      Timeout? Really?

      • Humble (but pissed) Centrist

        At first it said I was “banned” but after I sent an email to the moderator it was changed to “timeout”

        This is seriously the greatest thing that could’ve happened to me. I finally earned a badge with honor and distinction. Fuck those stupid medals they gave me in the Army…this is worth WAY more to me.

    • jaspersdad

      From someone who has been banned from breitbart several times. Good work!

    • CPUSA? The Communist Party of the USA is an oddball fringe of septagenarians who are pretty standard loyal Democrats these days except they really like Cuba. What is Dead Andy Breitbart accusing them of?

  • TundraGrifter

    Why did Sean Hannity leave Atlanta?

  • BigCSouthside

    When trump gets nailed, I want Hillary to Snapchat Sean Hannity while he’s on the show, and just say “this was all me, Sean. I did this” and then sit back and watch him have a heart attack on live tv

  • cmd resistor

    I was once making pies for the bake sale at my mom’s retirement community and she had Hannity on and I told her she had to turn him off because his bad vibes would ruin the pies (even from another room.) She did. Actually, even in the days she watched FOX, he wasn’t one of her faves.

    • nightmoth

      Thank god my 104 yr. old aunt has dementia because she’s stuck with a roomie who binge watches FOX. Auntie’s in her own world and doesn’t process the tv.

      • cmd resistor

        I’m not quite sure what made her give up FOX. I think the cable went while she was still in independent living. But when she went in a nursing home, while she loved to watch politics on TV, she didn’t watch FOX. Probably how she ended up voting for Hillary after years of voting republican. Thankfully, I never saw FOX on over there. Probaby some residents watched it in their rooms but it was never on in the common room.

      • nominalize

        I read that as your aunt got dementia from her FOX-binging roomie, and was like “Why are you thanking anybody for that?” It is a plausible cause, after all.

        • nightmoth

          HA! It would makes me nuts, but yeah, auntie was already there. In fact, that’s why they paired her with the FOX-fan, who’s 30 years younger than her—the woman’s tv habit had driven every prior roomie to request a room transfer. There are a lot of old FDR Democrats in that assisted living home and they couldn’t stand to hear O’Reilly yelling at them.

  • MynameisBlarney

    Dumbass ponders aloud on the teevee “Why didn’t the FBI warn turmp about Manafort?”

    http://crooksandliars.com/2017/10/lewandowski-it-was-fbis-job-vet-trumps

    • Ghenghis McCann

      Poor Trump. A naive innocent who didn’t realise that there were bad people out there, and trusted everyone.

      • MynameisBlarney

        Such a shame.
        Sad.

        • LesBontemps

          So unfair!

  • Mavenmaven

    When will they being back Ebola as a distraction?

    • GoutMachine

      Man, that really had it all, didn’t it? A vague threat based on nothing, scary blahs …

  • alpacapunchbowl

    Hannity looks like he has atrociously bad breath.

    • MynameisBlarney

      Well, consider how much orange ass he kisses daily…

      • alpacapunchbowl

        Rimjob libelz

        • MynameisBlarney

          SALAD TOSSER LIBULZ!

  • UncleTravelingMatt

    Probable cause is the burden of proof necessary to sustain an indictment or to cause a criminal defendant to be bound over for arraignment. That standard is whether it is more likely than not that a crime was committed and more likely than not that the defendant committed that crime.

    Potential cause is nothing.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Corey Lewandowski Points Finger At FBI: They Didn’t Warn Us About Paul Manafort https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/corey-lewandowski-paul-manafort_us_59f85f7fe4b0aec1467a9f50?ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009
    To be fair, the FBI didn’t warn them about Corey Lewandowski, either.

    • Ghenghis McCann

      FBI give finger to Lewandowski.

    • UncleTravelingMatt

      “Nobody told us the guy whose client list includes Savimbi, Mobuto, and Ferdinand Marcos was the least bit shady! Unfair!”

      They didn’t need the FBI. They could have just read his wikipedia entry.

      • cmd resistor

        Like it wasn’t on his resume! Shit like that got him his job.

      • Bad Scooter

        Corey can’t Google too good.

    • cmd resistor

      Who the WAPO reports is one of those unnamed supervisor types named in the Papadopoulos papers.

    • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

      Hey Corey, they kind of did. All of the intelligence community did, in fact, warn us Of Russian fuckery.

      • Boojum

        Yeah, just because Trump drowned them out with his elephant seal bellow of “FAKE NEWS” doesn’t mean they didn’t warn you.

    • kaydenpat

      Did Trump ask the FBI to vet Manafort?

  • Dept. of Space Tacos

    the most important monologue you’ll ever give, Sean?

    I have some pocket lint here, I’ll trade ya.

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    Someday psychologists will name a derangement syndrome after Hannity. Hannityplex maybe?

    • Dept. of Space Tacos

      Inhannity?
      (shut up, I’m on coffee number two).

      • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

        No, no. I like yours better!

        • Dept. of Space Tacos

          y’all are such enablers.

          ; p

          Somebody’ll come along with an award winning one. Watch this space!

          • weighmaster

            I think you might have nailed it on this one.

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            heh, see just above.

          • weighmaster

            Yeah, that’s a good one.

      • eggs ackly-wright

        Inseanity.

        • Dept. of Space Tacos

          THERE IT IS!

          Okay, NOW we have a winner.

          • LiberalANDProud

            Inanity. Or is that the FOX Network syndrome?

          • Ill-Advised

            Need ‘m both.

  • laughingnome

    Without the Clintons where would Hannity and Limpballs be? Their entire careers are made by hating on them and whipping up the yokels to do likewise.

    • kaydenpat

      True. That’s why their attempt at diversion is so pathetic.

    • RAFREE

      Well, I for one am tuning into Hannity to watch his head explode after hearing Hillary’s Chicago interview yesterday. When asked what she was going to be dressed up as for Halloween, she replied “President.” with a playfully wicked expression in her eyes. She’s baiting them and I’m loving it!

      • Dept. of Space Tacos

        nice!
        No fucks left to give Hillary is even more awesome than candidate Hillary.

      • LiberalANDProud

        I want him to lose bowel control right on camera. YouTube GOLD!

    • nightmoth

      Ever since Newt “Slime” Gingrich taught the GOP to demonize the word “liberal” then any liberal will do. Put all the names in a hat and pull one out.

  • LesBontemps

    You cannot make me watch those fucking videos; I will NOT do it, even to lololol at Sean Hannity. So there.

  • Bigby

    But, but, but, I thought the Official Rethug Position™ was that Russia is NOT our enemy and Hitlery was the one that hated Putin and Russia, and was gonna restart the Cold War, or maybe even a Hot War, so we need to Vote Trump because he will bring us peace in our time with this perfectly normal fellow Nation of the World.

    So WHY exactly is it even a PROBLEM to sell (shitty, useless, Canadian) Uranium to this harmless, peaceful, friend of ours and other mankindses? Is cognitive dissonance THE disease of these assholes? Hiltlery is All Powerful and Weak, Sad!, with Dementia. Obama is weak, World Apology Tour, all powerful Jade Helm Dictator. Libtards are special triggered snowflakes who will behead all white parents in Merka next weekend. Fucking MORONS. Jeebus!

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      Cognitive dissonance requires being smart enough to recognize the contradiction.

      • weighmaster

        oblivious dissonance, maybe?

        • Ill-Advised

          Oblivious resonance?

    • kaydenpat

      There is no logic within Rightwing propaganda.

      • Covfefe

        There may not be any logic in Rightwing propaganda, but there is method. Donald’s base isn’t in to “logic” anyway.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      It’s not what you say, it’s how loudly you say it.

    • Persistent Demme

      I don’t think that “Warmonger Hitlery” was JUST the rethug position.

    • Gussie Jives

      Hey, Canadian uranium is the best uranium!

      …that we mine out of our only rectangular province from land taken from the indigenous peoples, but it’s still the best dammit! Take that, Kazakhstan!

    • Sakonyachen

      Are we still supposed to behead all the white people next weekend? I’m not certain I’m any good at that. Punching people is one thing, removing their head is a level of commitment I don’t possess. Does doing so make me violent, or a coward? I’m just gonna stay home and refrain from murdering in general. Seems like a good way to be against fascism.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Turn around the corner, things got real quiet real fast

    I walked into a Sean Hannity freak-out

    • LesBontemps

      In that case, things got real shouty real fast.

  • borninatrailer

    Desperation is a stinky colonge

    • Boojum

      Hannity smells like stupidity and failure.

  • Humble (but pissed) Centrist

    I would happily punch Hannity right in his face, if he wasn’t too much of a coward to accept a challenge from me. I know most of you are pacifists, but I’m not.

    • nightmoth

      I’ll happily be your second.

  • Serai 1
    • kaydenpat

      lol!! Poop it up, My Dog.

  • BMW

    You sure this is the hill you wanna die on, Sean?

  • IdiotsforPalin
  • clubseal

    We have a MAJOR CRISIS in America, because there is one justice system for the Clintons the rich and powerful and a whole different one for everybody else. This is just obviously true.
    Fixed.

    • DesertedPictures

      Three systems actually. A whole system for the rich and powerfull, a whole system for everyone else and a special system for the Clintons.

      The last one is like the system everyone get’s, only with the presumption of guilt, instead of innocence.

      • clubseal

        That third one sounds more like the system we use for Muslims.

  • AndyC316

    Jeez–what’s he gonna be like when he’s indicted for his role in all this??

    • Ducksworthy

      When the pull off the poorly constructed human mask?

      • AndyC316

        I like to think he’s very much human — that deep down inside is a scared, petty little man who is willing to burn the entire world down to prove to himself how powerful he is. Someone who would stand on the ash heap of our republic and say, “I was right, you should’ve believed me”. But that’s just me…

  • calliecallie

    You know how the FDA has standards for what you can label food, like if it is really “light” or “heart healthy” or whatnot? I believe the FCC needs to develop some standards for what networks can actually be labelled “news.” If the programmed content isn’t at least 85% factual news, it can’t be labelled as such.

    • bbayliss

      100% natural, organic news food.

    • nightmoth

      AGREE!!!—- Unfortunately, the FCC has become a joke.
      “In 1949, the Mayflower Doctrine, which had forbidden editorializing on the radio since 1941, was repealed.”
      “In 1981, the inauguration of Ronald Reagan as President of the United States accelerated an already ongoing shift in the FCC towards a decidedly more market-oriented stance. A number of regulations felt to be outdated were removed, most controversially the Fairness Doctrine in 1987.”
      I know that all the free speech purists on Wonkette disagree with me on this, but I think Alex Jones and all his ilk should be in jail. Outright lies pretending to be facts are just as damaging as hate speech, IMO, and hate speech is an imprisonable offense.

    • Gussie Jives

      A reinstatement of the Fairness Doctrine would be a godsend.

    • nominalize

      I see. So you can broadcast whatever, but there are “nutrition facts” for consumer awareness. Interesting.

      • Ill-Advised

        Food for thought.

  • nightmoth

    My hopes and prayers are that Hannity also gets pulled into the investigation by his dirty little loafers and ends up in jail where we don’t hear his smug lying pie hole ever again. Also: Evan deserves combat pay for listening to that.

  • codeslinger

    hannity really is that dumb, isn’t he?

    • nightmoth

      Dumb, or evil? I can’t decide.

      • dshwa

        They’re not mutually exclusive.

      • rocktonsam

        fucking moron applies here also, too

      • codeslinger

        devil fify

        • Meccalopolis

          dweevil

    • nominalize

      Desperate. You know how sometimes a cult follows a guy who says the world is ending on such-and-such date? And when it doesn’t, they invariably stick with the guy, who then says “oh it’s really for this-or-that date!” They’ve invested so much of their identity to the cult that they can’t back out without severe emotional pain, so they stick around and rationalize.

      At this point, conservative support for Trump, and conservatism in general, relies on the same mechanism. It emerges from the emotional maelstrom of wounded pride and sunk cost.

      • HooverVilles

        ^^^^EGGGG-SACTLY THIS!^^^^
        Hits the nail squarely on the head!

  • goonemeritus

    Why does the FBI continue its witch-hunt against Trump and totally ignore Adlai Stevenson II?

  • Panika MCD

    but if he has Trump brand butt plugs for each day of the week, what is he going to stick into his rectum tonight while they are all being ritually cleansed? a bottle of Trump vodka?

    • Robyn Ryan

      Kevin Spacey.

      • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

        Allegedly.

  • Gussie Jives

    It’s hilarious to the point of absurdity that all they have is “whataboutery” and not just any whataboutery, whataboutery about the person who lost the election. It’s pathetic how desperate they are.

    • DesertedPictures

      I thought ‘we’ made sure Clinton was not elected because she was the corrupt one. I would expect outrage now that Trump is found to be corrupt too.

      They listened to you (Hannity); and look what that got you.

      • Gussie Jives

        Nah, her “corruption” was that she was a woman and a Democrat. The last two decades have demonstrated that Republicans don’t actually care about governmental corruption.

    • Jgb979

      It’s only cause they’re SUUUPER DUPER fucked that they’re just trying to muddy the waters.

      If they had an actual defense they’d have trotted it out by now

      • Gussie Jives

        And yet, and yet… I still find myself thinking “wait, that’s not actually going to work with their audience? Surely this has to trigger some cognitive dissonance given Hillary Clinton is not actually President….”

        And then I remember how invested the average FOX viewer is in their own petty hatreds and realize they will find a way to compartmentalize anything.

        • Rachel Book Harlot

          They are a lost cause.

    • Relativicus

      And not just whataboutery about the person who lost the election, but whataboutery rooted almost exclusively in fantastical rage-gasms over nonsense.

      • Gussie Jives

        Bingo. Seriously, did any of these clowns even bother to look up what Uranium One does? Besides, if Russia’s above board (as they’ve been shrieking since the primaries), what do they care if uranium goes to it?

    • And yet, peestain is still president.

  • Jgb979

    There are 4 more sealed indictments between Manaforts and Papadopolus.

    Manaforts is “indictment B”

    All that hysteria and this is just the begending

    • Robyn Ryan

      Which means indictment A is of higher ranking criminals.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        Or someone more useful.

        Everyone who talked with Papadopolous must be wondering who else also plead guilty and has been wearing a wire.

  • DesertedPictures

    This is how these things start, isn’t it though. The e-mail server thing wasn’t a real issue. Other (republicans) used a similar system. Nothing was hacked. But talk about it long enough and becomes a ‘scandal’. Even the nuclear thing is called a ‘scandal’ now.

    But it isn’t. It’s not a scandal. E-mails wheren’t a scandal. Benghazi was horrible, but not a scandal.

    • nominalize

      All right-wing scandals are non-scandals. But in the right-wing media ecosystem, the second they have something that makes them feel judgmental over their inferiors (i.e. everyone who isn’t them), they repeat it to each other throughout the ecosystem until “everyone” is talking about it. Then they badger the actual media: “Everyone is talking about this! Why aren’t you? Aren’t you fair and balanced?” A few of the media figure maybe there IS something finally and they get their Woodward-and-Bernstein outfit on. In some cases the owner/CEO leans on them because THEY believe it too. So then the real media asks “Is there something?!?! Hint hint. Here’s some Republicans to yell at you about it with canned talking points, against some Democrats who literally have never heard about this nonsense so they sound unprepared and shifty.”

      One day, I’d like to think the media would stop letting the right-wing media ecosystem play them like fiddles, but that day has yet to arrive.

      • Sakonyachen

        The first step is to hire people to follow the wingnut party lines so they already know what it is. Then you just speak the truth and provide facts and sources, followed by asking for their facts and sources.

  • exinkwretch

    And, during his next show, Sean will unveil his new line of nutritional supplements.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      Please don’t let him take off his shirt. Please don’t let him take off his shirt. Please don’t let him….

    • Wookie Monster

      And sell gold coins.

      • Boojum

        He should combine business and pleasure and sell gold butt plugs.

        • Sakonyachen

          Which one is business?

          • Boojum

            AOT, K?

  • Viktor

    Why is Newt still in America? Hasn’t his cheating ass and his older trophy wife been sent to the Vatican to annoy the Pope?

    • LiberalANDProud

      “Why is Newt still in America”

      Really? Wife in another country. ‘Nuff said.

      • Relativicus

        “Current” wife.

        • Boojum

          She has passed her “use by” date.

      • Boojum

        AN other country? Don’t you mean “all of them, Katie”other country?

  • LiberalANDProud

    “Sean Hannity literally says Robert Mueller
    is conducting his Trump-Russia investigation to distract America from
    WATCHING SEAN HANNITY”

    I’ll take self aggrandizing jackassery for $500, Alex.

  • Wookie Monster

    If Hillary were the president, you know Lumpy would be screaming that Niger was Benghazi 2.0.

    • DesertedPictures

      Assuming things would be as bad in Niger as they are under president Orange.

    • Relativicus

      It’s stuff like that that occasionally leads me to some short-term relief that Clinton lost. But then there’s all the other stuff.

      • Wookie Monster

        Im surprised they still haven’t tried to blame it on her. But I guess that would involve Fox admitting four American soldiers died on an ill-defined mission during Trump’s watch.

    • Meccalopolis

      of course, it probably wouldn’t have happened

    • Boojum

      A slight difference in spelling of Niger would undoubtedly slip out.

      • Wookie Monster

        I really think that’s the reason Trump hasn’t made a statement about it. His staff doesn’t trump hunk he could get through it without using the n-word.

        • nominalize

          lol

    • Sakonyachen

      My guess is that with a president who can find her own ass without a map, there wouldn’t have been the same debacle. But they would blame her for a hangnail in Fort Worth if they heard about one.

  • justjoseph

    This pile of GOP diversionary tactics just doesnt top growing, regardless of how obsurd and baseless…ignorant Trump voters just get whipped up into a lather nover this garbage.
    Talk radio was just this quietly offensive AM radio thing when it alo started with Limbaugh
    30 years ago with the doing away of the Fairness Doctrine. Now it drives our government.
    For all their vile machinations, the Trump administration still sees their Big Cheese at historically low approval ratings. Unfortunately, they will stll vote for this creepy con artist
    because “he’s not a Clinton”.

    • brucej

      because “he’s not a Lieberal”

      Had Bernie won the nomination they’d have been as unhinged or more, after all he is actually a commie Nazi demon from hell unamerican monster who wants to enslave us all socialist*

      *for an extremely mild definition of socialist indistinguishable from a Roosevelt/civil rights democrat/liberal republican circa 1969…

  • OneYieldRegular

    I cannot wait until the inevitable day when Sean Hannity is eaten alive by a mob of children, like at the end of “Suddenly Last Summer.”

  • LesBontemps

    “That Sean Hannity sure got a purty mouth.” — DJT

  • WY_cryptid
  • The Librarian

    Habitually Lying Hannity and his butt plugs need some serious help facing reality. I think the plugs have the best chance.

  • Robyn Ryan

    Totally detached from reality.

  • Poly_Ester

    The 2:30 “talking point” about the Manafort indictment is not about collusion but rather old news made it into a Chicago Tribune Letter to the Editor, this morning (unattributed). The Trib doesn’t usually stay up beyond its bed time, which is about 430 pm, noon on weekends.

    • Boojum

      Does it wear an onion in its belt?

  • Relativicus

    “President Clinton.” Snort. After all this time, even they can’t believe Trump won. Or maybe it’s just that they all spent so much time standing in front of the mirror practicing for the anticipated four years worth of fully unhinged Clinton Mania that they just can’t get “President Clinton”out of their heads?

    • Wookie Monster

      A lot of them really wish she had won. It’s much more fun to just attack her rather than trying to govern competently, with or without having to defend the reality TV buffoon on top of that.

      • Daniel

        It’s really clear that virtually the whole team in the White House wish she’d won too.

        • Roadstergal

          As do I, along with a majority of 2016 voters. It seems a pretty common sentiment – let’s make it so!

        • Wookie Monster

          There’s still a few like Zinke, who are holding on in the hopes of being able to cash in big time.

        • Boojum

          Including Trump, I believe.

      • grindstone

        They only know how to oppose, not how to progress or govern. (Stolen from someone on here.)

        • Wookie Monster

          They’re against nearly everything and for only one thing: massive tax cuts for the wealthy.

    • brucej

      They had 8 years of denial of their hitlery ragegasm to contend with.

    • Bad Scooter

      Hannity confused his words ‘cause The Donald was whispering in his ear too fast. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7b6511b726b940f09dd35ab0393f5757aea701920ef4a9195cedc7d79649e15a.jpg

  • Daniel

    So what exactly is it that they’ve settled on the Uranium One conspiracy actually being now?

    • Wookie Monster

      Someone gave a donation to the Clinton Foundation before she became SoS and then sold all his shares in Uranium One, a company that mined low-grade uranium ore that is useless for making weapons and can’t even be exported out of the country. Then, a Russian company bought Uranium One in a deal that had to be unanimously approved by nine people, none of whom were Hillary Clinton, therefore, Hillary sold all the uranium to Russia and should get the chair.

      • cmd resistor

        Yeah, sounds like you’ve got it.

      • brucej

        You left off “…sold all the uranium to Russia to fund the sekrit rocket base in the basement of Comet Pizza to take all the child sex slaves and gay frog juice to Mars“.

        • Sakonyachen

          I was wondering why there was no gay frog juice at my local 7-11.

      • Daniel

        I think you forgot to mention it was a Canadian company.

      • ryp

        You forgot that the FBI was investigating a bribery deal involving an executive with another subsidiary of the parent company over importing Russian uranium in to the United States (because we import more Russian uranium than we produce ourselves), and Mueller was in charge of the FBI at the time, so COLLUSION!

        • JoeChristmas

          To lose the election.

        • eastcoastlib

          Plus Mueller’s favorite movie is “The Big Lewbowski” and what did the Dude drink? Exactly! White Russians!! What more proof do you need sheeple!!!

      • Hemp Dogbane

        You left out the Malheur Wildlife Refuge connection being peddled by the Bundy nuts.

  • AnnieGetYerFun

    Back when I was growing up, being a crazy moron usually prevented you from being on the TV every single night. The times, kids, they are a’changin’.

    • WonderZimms

      Unless you were on public access.

      • brucej

        Hooo boy this. Our local access channel (now sadly dismantled by the cable company because the city can no longer afford to pay for it) once had a loon whose show was called ‘666 is money’ The proprietor of the channel still has their website and it’s a mindblowing 500-600 milliTimeCubes of crazee http://666ismoney.com

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        Whoops! Forgot about that. We didn’t have it.

    • TundraGrifter

      The Rev. Gene Scott proved you wrong. A friend of mine used to say he was on TV more than anybody else ever.

      • eastcoastlib

        I always thought that distinction belonged to that guy with the Jew Fro who paints those ugly pictures

        • TundraGrifter

          Bob Ross? Actually, he was and still is rather popular. You are the first person I’ve ever come across who didn’t like him.

      • JoeChristmas

        ZOMG, his daughter was even better. Surprised that pseudo criminal enterprise isn’t still going.

        • TundraGrifter

          Perhaps they got while the getting was good.

    • bbayliss

      These are the same people I used to walk away from, shaking my head and feeling sorry for them.

    • eastcoastlib

      I am sure the suits at CNN will issue an apology for hiring Lewindowski and letting him lie his face off nightly on their network. LOL, JK, they are probably negotiating with his agent to give him his own show when he gets out of prison

  • Lefty Wright

    You can cite all the laws you want, but you need to have evidence to convict someone. That is why even if you have clear video of a person shooting an unarmed person, audio recordings of the shooter saying he intends to kill that particular person, and sometimes several witnesses, news media says “alleged killer” until there is a conviction. Or in the case of a cop killing an unarmed black person, an acquittal.

  • cmd resistor

    Slightly OT, but, from CNN’s page:
    “Former Trump campaign manager: I don’t know if Papadopoulos emailed me”
    Corey Lewandowski, President Trump’s former campaign manager, said he’s not sure if he’s the high-ranking campaign official George Papadopoulos said he emailed about a request from Russia to meet Trump.
    NBC News’ Savannah Guthrie asked if he was the campaign figure
    “It’s a great question, Savannah, and I don’t know the answer,” he said. “You’re asking me to remember an email from April of 2016 … On any given day I would have received 1,000 emails.”

    • Roadstergal

      “I don’t know – do they have a copy?”

      • UnsaltedSinner

        If they don’t, surely the Russians can find one for them?

    • SisterArtemis

      OT but every time Corey Lanwhateverski is mentioned, I see Corey Feldman’s face in my mind.

    • Rachel Book Harlot

      This is delicious.

    • eastcoastlib

      He’s definitely the “high ranking campaign official” mentioned in the unsealed indictment. Wapo was able to confirm as much by cross checking emails that were leaked to them earlier with the dates and times of the emails in the indictment.

    • Debbie the Unpaid Protester

      well, I certainly buy *that*

  • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

    Hannity has an extreme case of CDS.

    Mandatory treatments are Haldol, Thorazine, Electro-shock Therapy, and 2×4 Therapy. Ball gag, straitjacket, and diapers are usually required.

    • Daniel

      I believe this treatment is referred to in the Pence household as “Mother’s little helper”.

      • Boojum

        Also known as “foreplay”.

    • Notreelyhelping

      But don’t use the butt plug and the EST at the same time. Safety first.

      • Nigel R. Toppinglift, III

        Of course. But that’s already spelled out on a label on the EST machine…

  • brucej

    So Manatee believes in unequal justice in america…does this mean he’s gonna take a knee??

    • Mantaee libelz.

    • Boojum

      Two knees, in front of Trump.

      • brucej

        ohgod I just pictured that enormous gut draped over the back of hannity’s head, wobbling back and forth.. AIEEE GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!!! https://i.imgur.com/U6SuIrv.gif

  • Manhattan123

    And remember, he is the smart one on Fox prime time.

  • Claire

    I wish more people would look at shit like this and realize that right-wingers literally just make things up to accuse liberals of, so maybe we should do less hand-wringing about “giving them ammunition” and “playing into their narrative” and just get shit done.

    • bbayliss

      Quit acknowledging propositions that are absurd on their face, dismiss them and move on.

      • Sakonyachen

        I vote that everyone from a moderate Republican to a Space Age Communist use the phrase, “With all due respect, Horseshit!”, and go back to talking about reality.

    • nominalize

      ding ding ding. When you start with the well-founded assumption that conservative talking points are manipulative and abusive behavior triggers, rather than honest propositions, it becomes a lot easier to understand what conservatives mean.

  • chazmanr

    “none of it has been debunked!”
    I pee what you did there!

  • UnsaltedSinner
  • William

    So Bill Oreilly is on a farm in upstate chasing rabbits, Roger Ailes is using a stepladder to pick potatoes and Megan *gag* Kelly is seeking asylum and pretending to be a journalist who is suddenly shocked and surprised that the fair and balanced network is a cesspool of deviants and perverts. Nice to see a stalwart keeping the Fox traditions alive. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6bca3141fa22bac34a4fceb8a7615159a3cdde60917304bb430ad17e179e0597.jpg

    • JoeChristmas

      Hillary colluded to lose the election.

  • William

    Now and then I like to smile and remember an actual great journalist. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a328553b99b141777b4295a13fb2f4f8bb296c92c746f61a9681c36e21aa8dad.png

  • sosuume
    • Nigel R. Toppinglift, III

      Youthful hijynx!

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    Nothing worse than lumpy diarrhea

    • bbayliss

      I’m not so sure about that, have you ever vomited while you’re having lumpy diarrhea, and had to decide whether you’d rather have shit or vomit on the floor?

      • TundraGrifter

        That’s what waste baskets are for.

        • bbayliss

          I have never shat in a waste basket.
          I might put that on my bucket list.

          • TundraGrifter

            No, the waste basket is to rolf into.

          • bbayliss

            I know!!!

          • Erala Contratista

            While comfortably seated.

    • bbayliss

      Oh my god I’m an idiot…I just got the lumpy diarrhea joke, geez I’m thick.

  • doggiedaddy

    He’s just mad no fat fuck assaulted him and
    thus the reasons for all those dildos.
    His heros:
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/wp-ag/wp-content/uploads/sites/72/2015/08/TrumpRudy1.gif

    Now can I pleeeezzze watch JOY on a legit station?

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    Hannity shit his pants? Again?

  • greyXstar

    What a dingus.

    • TundraGrifter

      Dexter or Turbo? I can’t decide.

  • TundraGrifter

    Mention ‘Sean Hannity’ to Stanford Coins & Bullion and get a free guidebook.

    Yup, that’s Stanford as in Stanford Financial Group, or Allen Stanford, the Texas billionaire who is apparently on the lam after being charged Tuesday in connection with a multi-billion-dollar fraud.

    “Stanford Coins & Bullion, a member of the Stanford Financial Group, their name as good as gold,” Hannity intones on advertisements that regularly run on his radio show.
    “I couldn’t believe it when I heard the advertisement,” said Michael Levine, a regular Hannity listener from Westchester County, New York.

    He called the radio station on Tuesday to inform them Stanford had been implicated in what the SEC termed “massive, ongoing” fraud. “They told me they had no idea what I was talking about,” Levine told the Huffington Post.

    Hannity spokesman Hosea Belcher did not return a call for comment.

    Stanford Coin & Bullion “is just a telemarketer boiler room-type of company that calls during dinner and tries to fleece you,” said Jon Nadler, a senior analyst at gold firm Kitco.com.

    The SEC charged Stanford, who is the first American to be knighted by the government of Antigua, for fraud Tuesday. The Texas native has spent millions in the Caribbean island, erecting sports facilities and other community facilities. He is charged with allegedly trying to bilk 50,000 clients out of $8 billion through a scheme involving high-interest-rate CDs.

    • Erala Contratista

      Plus he claims he is one of The Stanfords!

      Neat trick. The Stanfords had one son who died quite young.

    • Rocket Pony Ron

      Sounds like exactly the sort of company Sean would want advertising on his show.
      I wonder how much of that $8 billion was his?

      • TundraGrifter

        Then there’s Off-the-Mark Levin, who continued to shill for Goldline after it paid a $1,000,000 fine for deceptive sales practices. Suckers would call in to buy gold bullion coins and be steered into “collectible” Swiss francs. Gold hit a peak at over $1,800/oz. With the mark-up, etc., those suckers will probably stand a chance of getting back what they paid when gold next hits $2,000/oz. or so…

        • Mehmeisterjr

          Trump is working on it.

  • Meccalopolis

    he looks like a bossy kindergartener

    • Sakonyachen

      The kind that the other kids ignore.

  • Johnny Appleseed

    Fox is still on? Why?

    Fox, a station for liars, by liars and about liars. Good to see that’s not changed.

    • JoeChristmas

      The Sexual Harassment Network must go on!

    • Jim QuinnX

      In related news, viewership and ad revenue is down at Faux News. Their viewers are dying faster than they can be replaced.

    • Pisto75666

      There has to be something on to soothe and entertain the little right wingers, and public television is supposedly Socialist so…..

  • An Outhouse for the résistance

    Unhinged.

    • Rocket Pony Ron

      Like a loose pile of doors.

  • William
    • lilith

      And don’t forget NASTY!

  • azeyote

    Joy Reid is a bad ass – if she has kids i bet they don’t get away with shit –

  • reelreeler
  • Bright Bart

    why do we not have alex jones/hannity crossover? like when the jetsons meet the flintstones.

    • ryp

      Crisis of Infinite Derp.

  • ryp

    Sean Hannity is proof that if you want to get rich from appealing to stupid people, it actually helps to be stupid yourself.

  • puredog

    “Stop, children, what’s that smell
    Everybody round him’s
    Goin’ to hell. . . .”

  • wait! what?

    Uranium one sounds like half a football score from Khasiksstan.

  • CATMAN

    Thanks, Evan, for doing what few of us would do without being extremely drunk, watching a whole Hannity show without losing our dinner

    • Sakonyachen

      Did I read too fast? I don’t remember him claiming he didn’t lose his dinner.

  • Buzz1313

    Sean Hannity is an ass! Also, when is MSNBC going to retire that blabby Matthews guy and give Joy Reid Hardball?

    • Sakonyachen

      He was the first reason I started to watch MSNBC less. Being a liberal version of Bill O’Rielly does not excuse one from acting like an adult on a news station. Bill O’Rielly was not on a news station, so that rule didn’t apply.

  • Guest Liberal
  • Nigel R. Toppinglift, III

    “Hannity has INCONTROVERTIBLE EVIDENCE…”

    OK, Sean-boy. Let’s see it. No no, wait: We’ll send the FBI over, so you can hand it over to them, personally…

  • topjob66t

    Well I got 8 seconds in and had to bail. I tried but he makes me ill. Joy shredded that lady nicely though. I can watch her all the time doing news stuff.

  • All That’s Left

    In every very picture of Sean it appears that he’s either yelling, or about to yell, “Wilma!!” at the top of his lungs because he can’t find his Water Buffalo hat, and he and Barney are going to be late getting to the lodge meeting. Later he’s taking everybody to BrontoBurger for a snack…

    What a maroon!

    • amrak63

      Fred Flintstone libelz!

  • ExecutorElassus

    Colorful Local Cuisine Corner: in China and around Southeast Asia, you can buy fermented tofu in various forms, one of which is literally called “stink tofu” in Chinese. They are not kidding: because I enjoyed some of the deep-fried version on a trip to China, I bought a jar of the regular stuff from the local Chinese grocery.
    It is eye-wateringly vile, a pasty gray-green color, swimming in briny mucous. The first bite is a real struggle, but the second morsel is horrifyingly not that bad, and so you find yourself eating it, to your own great and continuing dismay. The smell fills a room in seconds, and is one of the worst smells I have ever smelled.
    That smell now comes to mind whenever I see Hannity’s stupid face.

    • Erala Contratista

      Did it come out ok in the end?

      • Lambsendbeds

        ISWYDT.

    • phoenix00

      Don’t remind me, I grew up swimming in that.

  • whitroth

    Wait, a President Hillary wannabee? Is that someone dressed up with a Hillary mask and the Presidential Seal (wrf! wrf!) on her chest?

    And he’s so *obviously* wrong. There’s at least four justice systems: one for the rich, one for blacks and ethnics, one for cops, and, oh, yes, one for the rest of us….

  • Last Hussar

    Typical lies from Wonkette. I can’t imagine any such thing as a good Hannity episode.

  • Johnnymoreno

    I’m pretty sure that Hannity would be arrested in Texas for his seven Trump shaped butt plugs. You’re only allowed six Trump shaped butt plugs in Texas because butt plugs are a type of dildo, well aren’t they?

    • Lorindel Ó Loingsigh

      And everyone knows that gluttony and overindulgence on the sabbath are a horrible and blasphemous. Pretty sure he’s going to hell for that.

  • RSSAA

    because he immediately corrected himself and said, “PRESIDENT CLINTON WANNABE!”

    Technically, it should be “President-Wannabe Clinton” or “Wannabee President Clinton”. Wannabe Journalist Hannity can’t even get corrections right. John Cleese said it best:

    Ode to Sean Hannity
    by John Cleese

    Aping urbanity
    Oozing with vanity
    Plump as a manatee
    Faking humanity
    Journalistic calamity
    Intellectual inanity
    Fox Noise insanity
    You’re a profanity
    Hannity

    Wednesday 8 October 2008

    • Ducksworthy

      I wish John had kept the line about “head like a butt plug” in there but. admittedly, the rhyme was somewhat stilted.

  • Grokenstein

    Sean-Sean seems to have lost his smug smirk for some reason.

  • Lorindel Ó Loingsigh

    “FUCK YOU!!!!! I am DAMNED tired of being on the cleaning crew schedule on Hannity’s studio days!”

  • Napacab

    Russians or Hannity? Who puts out the most dangerous bull shit that threatens American democracy?

    • Rocket Pony Ron

      I was unaware that there was a difference.

      • Ducksworthy

        Yes! Because Sean’s real name is Ivan and all talking points are originate in Kremlin.

      • Napacab

        Different networks, same bs for the believers.

    • phoenix00

      AOT,K

      It’s a neverending loop of stupid.

  • Monty Market

    well, numbnuts beat Rachel Maddow in the ratings for the 9 PM slot last nite — apparently she wasn’t on.

    • Rocket Pony Ron

      And it was still probably REALLY close.

  • Hannity admits with his mouth that Hillary is our real president

  • Rocket Pony Ron

    Poor Sean. It must be heart-rending to watch your meal ticket just plain ol’ up and die like this.

  • Prophet Hannity is to Trump what Mohammed is to Allah i.e. Muslim goD.

  • Kgprophet

    Not only Hillary, Comey, Mueller, and Rosenstein involved with the uranium deal. Also too: Obama, George Soros, John Podesta, Oprah, Jimmy Kimmel, my dog Spike, O.J. Simpson, Monica Lewinsky, and the entire NFL player’s association.

    • codeslinger

      and a partridge in an alleged, super secret pee pee tape tree!

      • Toledo Window Box

        And a partridge in a pee tape.

        Great new ending to “the 12 days of Christmas”.

    • phoenix00

      You forgot Anthony Weiner. And the FIIIIIVVVVEEE GOOOOOOLDEEEEENNNN RIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGS!!

  • Wee Mousie

    Funny you should print that, but I’ve never seen Sean Hannity when he didn’t look like he was smuggling a load in his shorts.

  • folderol

    This must be a fun game for all these pundits. Not an ounce of scruples could be squeezed from a dozen of them.

  • Hawthorne

    Geez. I could only stand to watch about 1:30 of Hannity. Yucky.

  • willi0000000

    i’m probably not the first to say it but . . . she really is a Joy.

  • RoniOh

    If you embed Sean Hannity’s program via youtube it goes to his viewer count, ie you’re helping him. His viewer count goes toward his internet ratings which in turn helps enable him. His youtube view count does not register whether you despise Hannity or not – it just registers that you’re watching. Please stop enabling fuckwits by linking to their deranged shit. If you click and watch this cadaver taint, you’re part of the problem.

  • SineDie

    What’s this I hear about Ukrainian One?

    –Rosanne Roseanadana

    • lurch394

      Why Uranium One? Aren’t there more uraniums in the world? Oh, never mind.–Emily Litella

      • SineDie

        Incredible to realize that this Uranium One story (I still don’t understand it) was reported by the NYT in 2015.

  • Celtic_Gnome

    Everytime I hear Uranium One, I think of Rogue One.

    Kudos, Fox, for hammering the Star Wars reference into the public consciousness.

    • lawrence090469

      So now you are telling me Hillary sold all the khyber crystals to Director Krennic? Oh, goddamnit! I suppose the tunnels under Comet Pizza AND Wall Mart lead to Jabba’s palace? And the FEMA trains take you to the spice mines of Kessel? I just can’t anymore.

  • Hannity’s voice is music to my ears… His poop, nuggets of pure gold.

  • Zyxomma
  • nick kelly

    This uranium thing seems to appeal to folks who don’t understand that all developed non- nuclear weapons countries, but who have power reactors, (Canada, Japan, South Korea etc.) as well as nuclear weapon countries (UK, France etc.) trade uranium all the time.
    The latter also trade it for electric power reactors.

    The Russia deal was not about weapons. They already have enough plutonium bombs (4000) to destroy the US many times.

    No one except maybe NK fools around with Hiroshima (uranium) antiques.

    • redblack

      there’s also the fact that weapons-grade uranium has to be highly enriched, but energy-grade uranium doesn’t. and you can’t make bombs with energy-grade uranium.

  • javadavis

    A caveat to quibble with you, sir – the “Uranium One scandal” may be hilarious bullshit but not everyone knows it. To me, that makes it bullshit but not really hilarious. Too many people believe this stuff. In our neighborhood, the same folks who actually, IRL, say “Hillary lied, people died” will go ahead and spout the “scandal” as if it is actual fact. I haven’t heard it yet, but I haven’t left the house, yet. Give it some time, I’ll hear it on the street.

    • TRW

      who gave you the lobotomy?

    • Brian

      As Roger Ailes said “the truth is what people believe.” If you can make them believe something, ipso facto, it becomes the truth in their sinister world.

  • redblack

    apologies if someone said this downthread, but holy fuck!

    “Hannity has INCONTROVERTIBLE EVIDENCE that Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton and Robert Mueller and Rod Rosenstein and Eric Holder all LITERALLY EMAILED ALL OUR URANIUM TO RUSSIA. And Obama knowed it!”

    the uranium was in the emails! the sheer nefarious genius!

    i smell a pulitzer for wonkette…

    • Vacuous Virgina

      Or his boy, Sherman 😆😆😆

  • Axomamma

    I see Hannity mentions 18 USC 1924 (“Whoever, being an officer, employee, contractor, or consultant of the United States, and, by virtue of his office, employment, position, or contract, becomes possessed of documents or materials containing classified information of the United States, knowingly removes such documents or materials without authority and with the intent to retain such documents or materials at an unauthorized location shall be fined under this title or imprisoned for not more than one year, or both.”)

    “The outgoing White House also became concerned about the Trump team’s handling of classified information. After learning that highly sensitive documents from a secure room at the transition’s Washington headquarters were being copied and removed from the facility, Obama’s national security team decided to only allow the transition officials to view some information at the White House, including documents on the government’s contingency plans for crises.”

    Just shocking, innit?

    https://apnews.com/b109774705594ae887a86b337c444e6b/Trump-transition-raised-flags-about-Flynn-Russia-contacts

  • SeeTrain65

    I used to wonder what happened to a particular chunk of cement a contractor once chiseled out of our driveway.

    It’s now hosting “Hannity.”

  • TRW

    Even…take that gerbil you jammed up your ass and replace with a raccoon.

  • motmelere

    A stage tech at Fox could get a raise, but everyone knows that an increase of minimum wages is pure evil.

  • harryeagar

    The boy is angling for an Emmy, A shoo-in, I’d say

  • Ducksworthy

    Sean Hannity is a doo-doo head.

  • FasterThanLite

    Hannity is closer to a sitcom than the news. You’d probably be better informed watching the Simpsons once a week.

  • Major Lee Pissed ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    To be fair, one of his producers probably buzzed one of the buttplugs in his Hannity Hole.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7e0b3a7e1a8ae42c7eadf2fccd2429bea0f9fb5bde7f2096cb71d025e42a5fb7.gif

  • smitallica

    So their story is:
    The indictment of three (so far) members of the Trump campaign has NOTHING to do with the Trump campaign.

    • Brian

      The guilty plea entered by George Popadopolus is most certainly about the campaign. It is his activities in and for the campaign that is central to this investigation–thus far.

  • Debmcd

    Is it me or does Hannity’s head keep getting bigger with each Mueller revelation. Pretty soon if you don’t have a wide screen television, you won’t be able to fit his entire fat head onto your screens at home. Sad.

  • Mart

    Just a reminder from The Nuclear Regulatory Commission, “no uranium produced at either (Uranium 1) facility may be exported.” That this is never discussed should amaze me, but it doesn’t…
    .

    • Brian

      I question the veracity of that. I assume it to be a lie until you provide the citation. But remember this is about the approval of the sale of equity in a Canadian company with US operations.

      • Mart

        https://www.nrc.gov/docs/ML1033/ML103300018.pdf – What, you do not know how to Google? Don’t ever call me a liar you dirty $%*%$(%

      • Mart

        Bottom of the fourth paragraph from the linked document below, “Neither Uranium One nor ARMZ holds an NRC export license, so no uranium produced at either facility may be exported.”

  • harryeagar

    Why is Jeff Sessions protecting Clinton?

    • Brian

      Right! If there is all this evidence of a crime, well what are the waiting for. Laughable.

  • Rockndots

    Remember what you said you lying piece of shit. The law matters.

  • Rockndots

    how does that bastard sleep at night… oh tons of money as a pillow.

  • SDGeoff3

    He appears to be acquiring a case of Trump’s puffy face blues.

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