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Did you hear that nutso thing about how the US State Department revoked the visa of a guy named Bill Browder, who is Vladimir Putin’s arch-nemesis, on the same day the Kremlin managed to get Browder on Interpol’s list of everybody that should be arrested if they try to cross a border? It’s almost like they’re trying to get Browder killed! (By Putin!)

But that’s not the only gross news related to Donald Trump and Russia and the sexual collusion they very likely share. Let us update you on all the latest Trump-Russia news, right here in this post!

Donald Trump Will ‘Pay’ $430,000 In Russia Legal Bills For His Underlings, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SURE

Know that thing about how Donald Trump says he will pay for a thing (contractors, donation to Gold Star family, etc.) and then he doesn’t do it? Is it because he’s poor, or because he just likes to write checks his ass doesn’t ever feel like cashing? Probably both.

Anyway, that is literally the only detail you need to know about this scoop from Axios. Trump says he’ll pay $430,000 in lawyer fees for people from his White House staff or campaign who aren’t Donald Trump or Donald Trump Jr., and those checks are definitely in the mail, because Trump is a bill-payer from way back.

Trey Gowdy Is A Dick Again

Look at these dumb quotes from Rep. Trey Gowdy, who is still investigating Benghazi in his heart and in his pants, but is also on the House Intelligence Committee that’s supposedly “investigating” ties between Trump and Russia:

“Congressional investigations unfortunately are usually overtly political investigations, where it is to one side’s advantage to drag things out” …

YES, TREY GOWDY. WE ARE AWARE.

“The notion that one side is playing the part of defense attorney and that the other side is just these white hat defenders of the truth is laughable.”

It’s more like the GOP — and ‘specially Gowdy’s pal Devin Nunes, the shitweasel who’s supposed to be “recused” from the Russia investigation, due to how he lives in a warm spot underneath Donald Trump’s left nut — is actually literally helping Trump obstruct justice in this investigation. They’re not mere “defense attorneys,” y’all. Give them a little more credit.

Gowdy says he is glad Robert Mueller is doing an apolitical investigation, we guess because that means Gowdy can continue being a Republican loser dick unwilling to exercise oversight over members of his own party, even if it endangers the republic.

Commenting on how the House Intel Committee will probably release two separate reports (one real one, from the Democrats, and one that’s just a list of drawings Devin Nunes has done of Donald Trump’s naked body, from the Republicans), Gowdy had this to say:

“Will our private conclusions be the same? Yes,” Mr. Gowdy said. “Will our public pronouncements be the same? No, of course not.”

“This is politics,” he added.

We’re going to take that to mean even the Republicans will agree about how guilty Trump and associates are, but they won’t say, because they are craven shitheels. We know that’s not what he means at all, but fuck Trey Gowdy with a gigantic pubic wig made out of Trey Gowdy’s bad hair. That’s what Wonkette always says.

Robert Mueller Finally Investigating THE DEMOCRATS! OK Not Really

Did you hear special counsel Bob Mueller is looking into the PODESTA GROUP? Holy shit, y’all! Is Mueller finally realizing this whole Trump-Russia conspiracy thing was invented by Hillary Clinton so she could use Russia to steal the election FROM HERSELF? (It wasn’t.) Is he going through Clinton campaign chair John Podesta’s dirty WikiLeaked emails and discovering a trail of SPIRIT COOKING that leads all the way to Hillary Clinton’s door in Chappaqua? Did he wake up and smell the #PizzaGate?

No, you dipshits.

But Mueller is looking at the Podesta Group, a DC lobbying firm run by John Podesta’s brother Tony. Mueller was led to look at the firm because of the investigation into Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort’s dirty Russian/Ukrainian money dealings, which included a PR campaign Manafort did for the European Centre for a Modern Ukraine (ECMU), which was funded by the Party Of Regions, a pro-Russian Ukrainian political party run by Putin’s goons. The Podesta Group, which is cooperating fully with Mueller, also did some work on that PR campaign. Reportedly, Mueller is looking into whether the firm violated the Foreign Agents Registration Act (FARA) in its work, which is fine with us. If they fucked up their paperwork or conveniently forgot to register as foreign agents, they should be called on it like a common Paul Manafort.

IN CONCLUSION!

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  • Gayer Than Thou

    What is a “Trey Gowdy,” and why do we have one?

  • Nounverb911

    “Trey Gowdy Is A Dick Again”
    When was Trey not a dick?

    • When he forgets to shave so he’s a Harry…

    • Msgr_MΩment

      When he’s a cunt?

    • Creepoman

      Can we fit that on a red hat? TGIADA!1!!

  • wide_stance_hubby

    “. . .usually overtly political. . .”

    Irony just crawled out onto the highway on two fingers and begged to be run over.

    • FukuiSanYesOta

      I read that and my job dropped. I mean, seriously. Get that man a mirror.

      • wide_stance_hubby

        I think a mirror would, as they say, finish him.

      • folderol

        he casts no reflection, unfortunately

        • Villago Delenda Est

          Precisely my own thought.

    • Nounverb911

      Road kill pizza is a delicacy in Trey’s part of South Carolina.

      • wide_stance_hubby

        It’s several layers of the food pyramid.

  • Anna Elizabeth, Diva

    “Trump says he’ll pay $430,000 in lawyer fees for people from his White House staff or campaign”

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0508a0c5a1795cc19ae34dab081d81dec09195bff986cca6295b05bff149fb0d.gif

    • folderol

      “Check is in the mail.”

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Melania has a story about Donald along those lines…

  • Eileen Besse

    SO shiny. And SO pointy. Eeewwww.

  • calliecallie

    Good Russia Post? GOOD RUSSIA POST?1!?! The only Good Russia Post is the one that gets Donald Trump impeached, convicted and out of our lives forever!!!!!!1!

    • Persistent Demme

      Please let this happen.
      Gotta say, my hopes are fading.
      I’m weary.

  • Speaking of drip… drip… drip…

    Every story I read is slowly convincing me that the communists had a good idea going when the decided to shoot all the capitalists.

    (With votes, blah blah blah…)

  • memzilla Ω

    I have Q-Tips covered in earwax sitting in the trashcan right now that have more sentience and are better looking than Trey Gowdy.

  • Daniel

    So, law maker Gowdy defines the word “defence” as the antonym of “truth”.

    Interesting.

  • folderol
    • Gayer Than Thou

      Honestly? Voldemort is better looking.

      • folderol

        Maybe it’s a beneficial mutation that he’s missing? Or two–Voldy was also more intelligent.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Also, Ralph Fiennes is a vastly superior thespian.

        • folderol

          I fail to see how his sexual orientation has anything to do with it!

          • Villago Delenda Est

            I hear he’s been known to perambulate his infant children!

          • weighmaster

            He is a known progenitor.

          • ahughes798

            And a flaming Homosapian.

          • laughingnome

            It was just a phase during sophomore year.

          • Anna Elizabeth, Diva

            xD

          • aureolaborealis

            He and his brother used to exacerbate each other … in front of their parents!

    • wide_stance_hubby

      “See that, son? That’s what happens when you pick your nose too much.”

  • Michael Smith

    In Mother Russia, Gowdy Treys you.

  • BearDeLaOursistance

    I’ll take “Doc reviews I’d do PRO BONO” for 5000 rubles, Alex.

    • Nounverb911

      Is Pro Bono related to Sunny “Ski Amongst the Tree Without a Helmet” Bono?

      • BearDeLaOursistance

        Only as much as Sonny Bono is related to Sunny von Bulow. And their sole commonality is living in the United States or its insulin areas.

        • Phried Ω

          The youngsters here have a lot of googling to do.

          • BearDeLaOursistance

            #OldzPrivilege

      • ahughes798

        I’m anti-Bono. The damn bell end.

  • ‘Drawings Devin Nunez did of Donald Trump’s naked body…’

    Jesus Christ Evan, that’s torture porn

  • Vincent Ricola

    Anyone who believes Donald’s $430,000 legal fee bribery offer is a idiot that deserves the eventual perjury charge. And Trey Gowdy always looks sweaty and it’s very gross.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Eric Trump really wanted to collude with the Russians, but he crazy-glued his hand to the desk and couldn’t get to the meeting.

    • FukuiSanYesOta

      Then, when they cut that piece of the desk out (it’s still glued to his hand), he couldn’t find his pants.

    • Speaking of superglue, it reminds me of a story someone told me of a fraternity they knew of, there was this dude who was the biggest homophobe and racist dick (how he got in no one knew). While was sleeping (passed out from all the alcohol) they superglued his hands to his junk…

      • Erala Contratista

        Yes, you have my upfist!

  • elviouslyqueer

    It just occurred to me. Trey Gowdy looks like the anorexic spawn of Matthew McConaughey and Dennis the Menace.

    • Or Mackaly Cullen if left Home Alone indefinitely.

    • GHERKINS du RESISTANCE!

      It’s not anorexia!

      It’s not his fault his twin brother The Banjo Kid From Deliverance always took all the possum nuggets!

  • TJ Barke

    Teapot Dome ain’t got nothin’ on this…

    • Eileen Besse

      THIS!!!!

  • Nounverb911

    Donnie will pay the $430K after someone contributes it to his foundation and he launders it through a failed casino somewhere.

    • Vincent Ricola

      It ain’t no fun unless the bribery money comes directly out of a children’s cancer charity fund.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    they should be called on it like a common Paul Manafort.

    Or a common Michael Flynn.

  • Scooby

    Over at Breitbart they are convinced that Mueller will indict Hillary.

    • Ling Ling

      They are convinced of many, many alternative endings.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Over at Breitbart they ignore shittons of documentary evidence that the Holocaust happened.

    • Nounverb911

      And the good news is that Breitbart is still dead.

      • Ling Ling

        They say there is no progress.

      • puredog

        In fact, he’s even deader than he was yesterday.

    • TJ Barke

      This is because they are dumb tools.

    • Daniel

      Because of course they are.

    • manndan

      Thank you for monitoring Breitbart so that we don’t have to.

  • laughingnome

    When are they all going to jail?

    • Vincent Ricola

      Not soon enough.

    • Rocket Pony Ron

      Nowhere near soon enough. If ever.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Trey Gowdy, king of flop sweat. Oh, yes we remember that little 11 hour idiocy from two years ago, Draco, you ignorant putz.

    • Covfefe

      Three-point Gowdyhead got flushed, royally

  • Scooby

    Wait until they find out Trump is paying in Zimbabwean Dollars.

    • You can be a trillionaire too!

    • Bill D. Burger

      Nigerian lottery tickets…..currency you can trust. All winners, guaranteed.

    • laughingnome

      Nambian dollars

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      you misspelled rubles…

    • wide_stance_hubby

      Casino chips.

      • Rocket Pony Ron

        ‘Great, I can cash these in at the Trump Taj M… oh, crap.’

    • elviouslyqueer

      Dear Honorable Scooby Sir,

      It is my distinctest pleasure to award you the sum of $434,000,000 Maldivian pesos drawn directly from my account at the First National Bank of Upper Volta. All I need for you to do is submit to me in triplicate your indelible proof of identity and your cheque will be forthcoming.

      Thanking you for your sincerest kindness and best wishes on your fortunosity.

      Donald J. Trump, second last living descendant of Prince Ouagadougou

      • Scooby

        Thanks! My social security number is 567-68-0515

        • harryr

          mine is Naught, naught, naught, naught, naught, naught,
          naught, naught, 3. Damn Roosevelt and C Montgomery Burns

      • amrak63

        Please to be making reply through fillingout of phorrm represented by my agent and fewcher wife once Melania gets old enough to be put out to pasture, Miss Tsukasa Hiiragi.

        https://i.imgur.com/0NQ5NYV.gif

    • MrTusks

      He will allow them to write “Trump” on one (1) item and sell it for whatever they can. Could be thousands! Very generous!

    • chicken thief

      What’s the difference when he’ll still renege.

    • Phried Ω

      Bring a few wheelbarrows.

    • Petunia Cat

      Nambian.

    • Rocket Pony Ron

      Weimar Republic marks.

    • Rags

      Wait – what about “Make Money Fast!” Now there’s a classic.

  • proudgrampa

    Gaaaah!

  • gene108

    Trump proposing to pay or even, god forbid, paying his underlings legal bills sets up a huge conflict of interest.

    A lawyer, whose paycheck is based on Trump’s good will, may not advise their client, the underling, to say accept a plea bargain and flip on the higher ups in the White House criminal enterprise because it would not be in the best interest of the person paying the lawyer.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      yeah, I’m having a real hard time seeing how this could be remotely ethical or even legal

      • Catstro

        I’m sure there will be a lot of concern about it, that will result in fuck all actually being done to check his egregious behavior.

  • Everyone, give a big ‘Howdy’
    To melanin-challenged Trey Gowdy
    Playing ‘Piss Boy’ to Trump
    Required a old sump
    And the results were all sticky and cloudy

  • WomanInThePersistence

    Should any other PDXers be interested, our own lovely cynmac will be in town tomorrow, at about 5ish. Here. https://www.pdxpipeline.com/event/half-price-craft-beer-tuesdays-eastburn/2017-10-24/

    • puredog

      I can’t see where, in that link, you are referring to.

  • chazmanr

    The spiky blond hair has gone stringy and gray. He looks even more like Lurch from the Addam’s Family than ever.

    • An Outhouse for the résistance

      I think he’s going for the ‘Julian Assange’ look.

      • Petunia Cat

        Then he needs to grow it longer. And look vacuous not merely disoriented. #Nuance

      • amrak63

        You misspelled “AssMange”.

    • aureolaborealis

      I was thinking it was more, “Will let you bareback me for crystal meth.”

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    The notion that one side is playing the part of defense attorney and that the other side is just these white hat defenders of the truth is laughable

    Assholes are usually amused by things that aren’t actually funny, aren’t they?

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Trey Gowdy’s bad hair

    As long as we are going there…um, has he washed it at any time during this decade?

    • chicken thief

      Word has it that he uses the same used oil from a diesel semi that Ted Cruz uses to shampoo his gorgeous locks.

    • Erala Contratista

      Goes to Bannon’s hairdresser.

  • BigCSouthside

    Can someone lawsplain how the fuck it’s legal for trump to personally pay for the legal defense of his underlings, who would likely be witnesses against him?

    • weejee

      Bribery is legal if you can bribe the prosecutors and judges.

    • OrG

      Who said anything about legal.

    • Rags

      And $430 K? Where does that magic number come from???

      • Weird Fishes

        It is…oddly specific.

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    Donnie isn’t even paying for his own legal bills- the RNC and his campaign are. Anyone who thinks he would spend his own money on others is a fool

    • WotsAllThisThen

      He didn’t get where he is today by cleaning up his own messes.

    • OrG

      Prolly a lot of fools involved. So…

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Russia might, but if they try funneling money through Trump, it might wind up sticking to the Orange One’s pockets.

    • An Outhouse for the résistance

      A Russian oligarch is paying the bills by funnelling the cash through the RNC.

    • Courser_Resistance

      $430,000 is a piddling amount of money considering what DC attorneys’ billing rates are. That won’t cover even ONE person!

      It’s a laughably minuscule amount of money in the face of obstruction, collusion and treason charges.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
  • whitroth

    Evan, that headline is *so* screwed up. I mean…when was Gowdy ever *not* a dick?

  • MAYBE OT OR MAYBE NOT OT

    Did anybody else see The Guy Whose Beer Belly Looks Just Like Woody Harrelson?

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/158afaff56fb327807cfc11084cf0d7a4ed075a2ef1e62c3ab22c04f43474cbf.jpg

  • chicken thief

    In the mullet wearing part of the country he hails from, Trey is down right suave and debonier with his “trimmed it with garden shears” look.

    • wide_stance_hubby

      He’s had more failed “Looks” than Madonna.

    • Jesse

      “He’s got teeth maw! More than one of ’em!”

  • Blanche de Shambles

    Some folks’ll never eat a skunk

    But then again, some folks’ll

    Like Cletus,

    The slack-jawed yokel!

    https://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/gowdy-hippie.jpg

    • Jimh

      Some folks’ll never lose a toe…
      etc.
      etc.

      • Jesse

        He kinda looks like a lost toe…

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    Let’s not go Russian to collusions here.

    • Covfefe

      Crimea a river again?

      And quiet flows the Donald down the drain?

      • Mehmeisterjr

        And Noisy Blows The Donald.

        • amrak63

          What a czar-ry lot of punsters we are.

          I’m Stalin in the hope I can think of a better one.

        • ahughes798

          A chip off the old bloc!

    • chicken thief

      Just Putin the thought out there is all…

  • Flashman

    With looks like that, Gowdy’s STD, condom and birth control worries must be minimal.

    • Phried Ω

      I suspect a botched forceps delivery.

    • I’d almost think he was the kid from Deliverance, except he hasn’t shown any musical talent.

    • LesBontemps

      I demand an investigation into what happened to Trey Gowdy’s head! And also too did Hillary do it?

      • Mehmeisterjr

        If I encountered somebody reeling around on the street who looked this unkempt and clearly deranged, I would assume that he was some poor, luckless soul with a tragic Flakka problem who doesn’t have a comb to his name.

        Knowing that he is an actual currently seated member of Congress does little or nothing to change my initial reaction.

      • Shibusa
        • amrak63

          Conehead libelz! MEBS! MEBS!

    • chicken thief

      Goats can get pregnant?!

      ~ Trey Gowdy

      • Weird Fishes

        As a goat enthusiast I demand that you retract that remark

        • ahughes798

          And it’s “pragnet” or “pragnant” or “pregunt.”

  • Mehmeisterjr

    Все хорошие исследователи похожи. Каждый дерьмовый следователь дерьмовый по-своему. – Лев Толстой, Анна Говденина

  • LesBontemps

    “The notion that one side is playing the part of defense attorney and that the other side is just these white hat defenders of the truth is laughable.”

    Particularly since even defense attorneys owe a duty of candor and truthfulness to the tribunal, unlike congressional representatives’ duty to the public, apparently, according to Trey Gowdy.

  • An Outhouse for the résistance

    Tony Podesta? The guy with the kiddie porn hanging on his walls? This is one step away from #PizzaGate. Hillary is finally going to jail. She can share a cell with Anthony Weiner.

  • Crystalclear12

    That Podesta Group angle could work. If the Republicans think that this is ANY way connected to HRC they’ll shoot themselves in the rush to shoot her.

    Clinton derangement syndrome for the win.

  • William
    • Sophia

      Ha!

  • Scott1960

    Trey Gowdy is NOT a pubic wig. I have it from reliable sources that he is actually a man-sized pile of semi-sentient fungus wearing a human skin ‘harvested’ from a homeless guy back in 1978.

  • Jimh

    I am sending Devin Nunes a Christmas card, addressed to:
    “A warm spot underneath Donald Trump’s left nut, Washington D.C.”

    • Major_Major_Major

      It is a decidedly small place to inhabit, but given DC prices, it probably costs a small fortune.*

      *Paid by a Moscow based PAC

    • phoenix00

      A very tiny spot.

  • William
    • Jimh

      Dad joke:
      “You’ve got a point there, Trey… but if you wear a hat, no one will notice.”

      • Eileen Besse

        OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG–and shiny….

  • James Baskin

    He’s a dick again? I must have been asleep when he wasn’t a dick.

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      There’s probably not much time to be a dick when he’s moulting.

  • Mavenmaven

    Of course, they will never allow investigation of Nigerghazi.

    • SDGeoff3

      They certainly won’t allow it on a teleprompter screen in front of Trump. No, they won’t.

  • JAKvirginia

    Trey, honey? What’s that on your face? Is that a… [muffled laughter] …beard? Let’s waft poetic, shall we?

    How do I beard thee?
    Let me count the hairs.

    Oh, me, oh, my. *snicker*

    • “My Very First Beard” from Mattel!

    • Jeffery Campbell

      See other definitions for “beard” for something more apropos here.

  • RMKH

    “Trey Gowdy is a dick still…”

    FIFY

  • BrendaKay

    Oh my! It’s been a long while since I used “dipshit”. Such a lovely, poetic word. hee hee

  • MoeLarryAndJesus

    I have despised Trey Gowdy ever since he played the sodomy banjo in “Deliverance.”

    • manndan

      The banjo player had a better haircut.

    • amrak63

      “Sodomy Banjo” would be a great name for a cowpunk band.

    • Strepsi

      I even hated his cameo in The Philosopher’s Stone!

      http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llnuelZoF11qiucd5o1_500.gif

    • Jeffery Campbell

      All the stars for “sodomy banjo.” I’m dying.

  • Paperless Tiger

    It’s fascinating to me how a public official like Gowdy can just casually admit to misfeasance of office like that without the slightest worry of having to answer for it. This country is in real trouble.

    • Toledo Window Box

      We just saw the Republicans steal a Supreme Court seat in broad daylight, and elect an imbecile who colluded with our enemy to steal the election.

      Yes – we are in REAL TROUBLE.

  • Bad Scooter

    i wonder if Trey has now hit every item on the list of “scandals” the shitposters wrote that made legislative history via TheDonald subreddit forum?

    so far the committee made sure to waste time on “investigations” of:
    – Clinton Foundation ties to pay-for-players (are they revisiting the uranium thing)?
    – Susan Rice “unmasking” names of people w/ ties to Russia
    – Lynch obstruction on the tarmac in connection w/ why no one Locked!Her!Up!
    – FISA warrant in Trump’s butt (Tower, whatevs)
    – Hillz paid Fusion GPS and peehookers for a spy dossier that made Donny look bad

    has he appeased the Pepe crowd yet or are there more? i can’t bear to check. https://www.wired.com/story/republican-staffer-the-donald-resolution/

  • BJW

    Donnie is going to pay his people’s legal fees ahhahahahaha! The RNC is paying for his legal fees. So chance Donnie pays for OTHERS?? In the negative percentages you all. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      Yeah, I pictured the entire White House staff falling about, laughing themselves sick, at that one.

  • BreakingDeadMen

    Again? Surely you are not suggestion there is a time when he wasn’t?

  • Strepsi

    Jesus, this guy always looks like he put his skin-suit on wrong.

  • Rocket Pony Ron

    Hey, Bob, can you PLEASE hurry up? I hear the B-52s are in the air again and the safeties are off.

    • amrak63
      • Toledo Window Box

        Hardly. Putin is thrilled. The U.S. is coming apart at the seams, the world hates us, our elections are a joke, Trump is destroying everything.

        This couldn’t possibly have gone better, from his perspective.

        • AJ Milne

          I’d say I think it’s more:

          He’s probably _delighted_ Trump is turning the US into a pariah state, allowing him a huge window to extend his own influence. Downright _amazed_, very probably. As are a lot of people. While we generally figured Trump was slow fucking freight, incredibly naive, easily manipulated, and would make a muck of US alliances, I doubt _anyone_ expected this much concentrated suckage. Add to this US voters becoming even _more_ jaded about their system, the US becoming far less tenable as any kind of exemplar of democracy can be held up to _anyone_ (Trump’s attacks on the fourth estate, alone, are worth their weight in gold to autocratic assholes like Putin), I figure he figures he got pretty good value for his ruble, here…

          … buuut, I bet he’d probably still very much _also_ like to see the Magnitsky Act (or Acts, now) go away.

          Be interesting to see how he tries to make Canada and Estonia suffer for this.

          Hint hint, other nations: a little company, there, would be nice. There is power in a union.

        • Daniel

          Well, there could have been cake.

          • RumAddled

            not the cakes we like, though

          • Daniel

            You don’t go to war with the cakes you’d like…

          • sarafina

            I do.

      • Delu

        Trump has always been pro Trump.

        Fuck everything else.

  • Bad Scooter

    “fuck Trey Gowdy with a gigantic pubic wig made out of Trey Gowdy’s bad hair”
    … atop a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray.

    • Trump’s Potemkin Village

      Well, at least it’s not made out of Rand Paul’s pubic curls.

      • Bad Scooter

        i pictured it before i could consciously stop the mental image. off to scrub with brain bleach.

        • Trump’s Potemkin Village

          Tee-hee-hee. You’re welcome! I just love when people do the same thing to me ; )

  • Boy Gowdy has that “I can’t even tell how stupid my hair is,” look that Trump made infamous.

  • anomie

    Husband thinks Trump really will pay those $430K in legal fees to keep his underlings from talking too much.

    • azeyote

      well maybe if he can pay it out of his foundation that’s really other peoples money, but when the second $430K comes due – and it will – they’ll be on their own –

  • angryspittle

    Gowdy Doody wouldn’t make a good stool sample……

    • But maybe a good mime’s puppet’s name, maybe one for a late night political satire show since Trey looks like he has someones hand stuck up his ass at all times.

    • Trump’s Potemkin Village

      Thanks for reminding me. I keep forgetting to do my FIT test. Tomorrow morning…first thing.

  • Posonby Britt

    Is it required to be a greasy pale lipless larvae creepy looking like a bus station flasher pervert to be a Republican politician or is it my imagination and Trent “Fishface” Gowdy? But what about the pocky red faced broken veined jowly badly shaved old lechers? Hmm.

  • HarpyLibtart

    Why does Trey Gowdy always look like he just saw someone drop his favorite meth-pipe?

    • SisterArtemis

      He is one of the weirder looking congress-critters

      • Trump’s Potemkin Village

        It’s that pointed head, slack jaw, glazed eyes and the Abominable Snowman hairstyle, I think.

  • Trey Gowdy does not look well. He should see a doctor post haste.

    • Ooh! Latin. Latin is hard. Is it post haste or post mortum that we should use in this case? I forget.

  • I dunno. $430,000.00 sounds like a suspicious number. Why not $450,000 or $400,000? Consider the rate that Mar-a-Lago charges federal employees to stay there? It is $546 per night. But federal employees are limited to $186.00 per night unless they cannot find a place and then they are allowed to spend 300% of that rate or $546 per night. Coincidence?

    So, if I were an investigative reporter with nothing better to do, I might start scratching around for that 430,000 figure. It didn’t just get pulled out of a number crunching spreadsheet, it matches something. It’s a scam. The Ol’ Pussy Grabber is gonna be making money off of it somehow.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      It’s probably the balance in some GOP campaign slush fund or other – or maybe a Drumpf “charity” full of OPM.

      • Only the IRS and some soon to be dead accountant knows for sure.

    • SisterArtemis

      HEY MAANNNNNN!
      WHAT IF IT WAS $420,000???
      DUDE!

      • Good point! Well, I was hoping you wouldn’t bring up that particular argument. That’s where my argument falls to its knees…

    • sarafina

      I saw someplace $430,000 was the amount of Trump’s campaign funds that have already been spent to defend jr and jared, and maybe some others.

      • So, they “work” at the WH, so they’ll be getting the cash… from the RNC and his re-election committee. Just another scam.

  • phoenix00

    Wait, so if Trump is “willing” to cover lawyer fees, is that an acknowledgement that Russia is A Thing, and that there Is An Investigation at all, and it’s not all fake news?

  • President in Exile Firefly

    Saaaaay, you know who else launched an investigation for purely political reasons?

    • (((Aron)))

      Was it Satan?

      I’ll bet it was Satan!

      • Princess Erika the Radiant

        SATIN IS REAL!

        oopsie

        SATAN IS REAL!

        • LeighBowery’sLuxuryComedy

          No, you had it right the first time.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      besides Devin Nunes this morning?

  • TundraGrifter

    Does he cut his hair with a WeedWhacker?

    • SeeTrain65

      And combs it with the Garden Weasel.

    • Jeffery Campbell

      If so, it’s the only “whacking” that he is participating in.

  • Xylem

    Amazing that trout-faced Trey “Gaudy” passes for human.

    • Trump’s Potemkin Village

      Trouty Gouty?

      • sarafina

        Boy Gowdy!!

    • RugzYaBurnt

      Straight outta Innsmouth!

  • susan_g

    Just last night I saw a guy who was sporting Trey’s new hairdo. He was pulling on the door handles of parked cars, trying to find one that was unlocked.

  • Trump’s Potemkin Village

    I’m just shocked that a CINO (Christian In Name Only) could be a dick….AGAIN.

  • Trump’s Potemkin Village

    That bro needs to give up on trying to grow a beard. Ain’t gonna happen. No way. No how.

  • Maybe

    So Gowdy’s definition of politics is that it is always partisan and dishonest?

    That says more about him than it says about politics, which is only usually partisan and dishonest.

  • Truly Madly Derply

    He looks like Squilliam Fancyson’s older, meaner, less attractive brother-the Lyle Menendez of Congress.

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