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Yes, it’s real. No, we cannot make shit like this up. Yes, we feel like we’ve been granted a window into Donald Trump Jr.’s psychosexual issues, one we did not ask for. No, there is not enough bleach in the world to put directly on your eyeballs so you can un-see this.

Does Junior really think Daddy looks like that? Because last we checked Daddy looks like this:

Daddy looks like this:

Daddy looks like this:

Daddy looks like this:

STFU

Daddy looks like this:

 

Daddy looks like this:

Those are all what Daddy looks like.

Daddy does not look like this:

Goodbye, we are going to take a shower now.

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  • ltmcdies

    MY EYES….MY EYES……pass the brain bleach and WTF is wrong with Don Jr. Was he repeatedly dropped on his head as small child..

    • BreakingDeadMen

      No, it’s just the Trump DNA. If Trump ever had a smart baby, you’d know he was cuckolded.

      • Rocket Pony Ron

        If Barron’s smart he’ll wait till his ‘father’ is dead before he gets his DNA tested.

    • Blackest Noobs

      No, his father was an asshole and would repeatedly tell him he was a dumbfuck for trusting him, his own father.

      • theCryptofishist

        Don’t forget all the drinking during college.

  • Oneofthebobs

    Why does he have the Tesla logo on his chest?

  • ltmcdies

    Is Don J unaware that movie tanked…just FYI

    • Rocket Pony Ron

      One of several thousand things he’s unaware of.

  • Anna Elizabeth

    BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    The USA is collapsing at free-fall speed, but with stories like this we are reminded to enjoy the ride! It’s a Supersonic Toboggan Ride to Hell!

  • Fifth-and-a-Half Element
    • Rocket Pony Ron

      Only a third?

      • willi0000000

        ya gotta sleep sometime.

        • Rocket Pony Ron

          Sleep is for the weak. And the sleepy, I suppose.

  • BreakingDeadMen

    WTF is the beard about?

    • Anna Elizabeth

      xD Manly. Patriarchal. Ridiculous.

      • BreakingDeadMen

        Hey, now, some of us are bearded.

        • Anna Elizabeth

          I like beards on guys, no worries. This specific beard tho, is so hilariously awful it might break thru into an alternate universe.

          • BreakingDeadMen

            Yes, it is as awful as the wearer.

          • theCryptofishist

            Not the same one where Spock as a beard!

          • Anna Elizabeth

            True dat

    • BadKitty904

      I thought that was Melania’s job.

    • Daniel

      The beard is pubes.

    • ltmcdies

      It’s Odin, Odinson….Donnie was going for the Marvel/DC combo….

    • Shibusa

      Srsly. Nobody wants to see an obese, orange, incoherent 71 year old with an awful combover riding to the rescue. With or without the beard.

  • Blackest Noobs

    like how in the fuck does your imagination think of Trump having Henry Cavill’s body when Trump sitting down looks fat….like stop eating the KFC, get off the carbs, and i dunno run a mile or something.

    sure Trump is taller than me, but i could take him with just my fucking thumb….my thumb is stronger than the whole Trump

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Dka54jH9po

    • puredog

      I did enjoy The Presidio far more than it deserved.

    • Rocket Pony Ron

      Let him take wilds swings at you, backing up each time. After three he’ll be winded and you can just push him over.

      • Blackest Noobs

        how did you know my go to tactic. duck and weave, duck and weave, duck and weave, and then POW…right in the kisser.

        did that once to some jock in HS, laid him out cold….and after that no one, and i mean NO ONE ever fucked with me. every white boy in my school was like you do not tangle with me unless you wanna get knocked the fuck out.

  • BloviateMe

    It’s spelled Man of Steal, dipshit.

  • BadKitty904

    So, it’s inherited, then.

    • willi0000000

      nature . . . nurture . . . it could be both.

      • BadKitty904

        “Bad seed”…

  • Daniel Hooper

    I’m not sure what’s hurting Superman’s reputation worse; this or the DC cinematic universe.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Forget it, Donnie. He still likes Jared better.

    • BadKitty904

      And no, Donnie, Daddy’s not going to increase your inheritance, no matter how many times you publicly blow him.

      • Covfefe

        If they could cut out Tiffany. . . .

        • Rocket Pony Ron

          Maybe they already have?

    • BloviateMe

      That was my first thought, it’s like some weird inheritance fratricide.

  • therblig

    it’s like a ben garrison cartoon come to ghastly, unsettling life

  • BloviateMe

    Remember when this short-lived, but beautiful moment reared its head? Seems so long ago.

    https://m.popkey.co/a0d273/ga9xY.gif

    • Blackest Noobs

      just a precursor to all the incompetence to come….it just keeps plying on, incompetent move after incompetent move.

  • Daniel

    “Love me daddy”

    • Rocket Pony Ron

      ‘Which one are you again?’

      • Doug Langley

        “I’m your son!!!
        “Nope, doesn’t ring a bell.”

  • BadKitty904

    OT: On a cheerier note, because it’s Saturday –

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxyU4W8iyeI

  • Daniel

    How long until Eric posts a Swamp Thing version mistaking it for a compliment?

  • The Wanderer

    Hmm. (examines the facial merkin from an aesthetic standpoint)

    The beard might actually work. Lord Dampnut (6,5)’s weak chin and increasingly pendulous wattles could stand a bit of the old camouflage. If nothing else, it’ll give us something else to laugh at.

    • Daniel

      The beard and ripped body also gives him a Greek-statuary look. I’d say Don Jr is going full Oedipal but I doubt there’s a riddle invented that’s simple enough for him to solve.

      • The Wanderer

        (Oedipus): “Hey, Josephus!”
        (Josephus): “Hey, motherfucker.”

      • 🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️

        Who’s buried in Grant’s Tomb?

  • Anna Elizabeth

    I’m still laughing at that pic. I’m in near-hysterics! OMG

  • Iam Reading

    Nice moobs you got there deferment Donnie

  • WomanInThePersistence

    Ugh. I would really like a day without so much Trump in it.

    • Parakeetist

      Amen

    • Amy!

      Trump, trump, trump, baked beans, trump, trump, trump, nuclear apocalypse, and trump. That’s only got a little Trump in it.

      • theCryptofishist

        Okay, you won my internet today.

      • WomanInThePersistence

        Have I mentioned recently how very much I like you?

        • Amy!

          *hug*

          Thank you! I seem to have needed that rather badly, as there seems to now be some minor saline leakage in the margins of the ocular scanning units. It’s all the more meaningful because I admire you enormously.

  • Sashineb

    Does he see the faces of investors in Toronto who lost large sums of money on Toronto Trump Tower, while Daddy made millions? Here is today’s front page story on the Toronto Star: https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2017/10/21/how-every-investor-lost-money-on-trump-tower-toronto-but-donald-trump-made-millions-anyway.html

    • Covfefe

      Oh, you Canadians are always complaining. You even complain you lost money on NAFTA.

    • Three Finger Salute

      “So what. It’s Canadian money, it’s fake anyway.” -Uday Trump

      “Says you, hoser. Enjoy another Republican recession while we have the fastest-growing economy in the G7. P.S. Tell Jeff he’s not sharing any of this weed revenue either.” -Justin Kal-El Trudeau

  • Ricky Gay

    Fake! First off, the tie is too short!!!!

    • theCryptofishist

      omg, did you see that someone wrote Dear Abby about tie length?

      • Jim QuinnX

        Glad someone else noticed. Reality has officially been voided.

      • Ricky Gay

        Ha!

  • TJ Barke

    Donnie’s less Superman and more Lex Luthor, if Lex was sleazy and incompetent.

    • Daniel

      And ashamed of his baldness.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Lex Luthor actually divested from LexCorp when he became President.

      • Rocket Pony Ron

        Of course. He’s a supervillain, not some sort of treasonous monster!

        • 🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️

          As I love to point out, Trump is literally more unethical than a comic book supervillain.

    • Doug Langley

      Fun fact: in the DC timeline, Lex really does become President.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    The T stands for TRAITOR.

    • Amy!

      Traitor-Man! Mean, Aggressive, Gross, Asshole!

  • anon_the_great

    UNPOSSIBLE

  • Panika MCD

    this is why we can’t have nice things today.

    and then the brain bleaching began.

  • janecita

    What the fuck is that thing? It looks like a horrible amalgam of Santa Claus and Superman! Stupid as hell!

  • Johnatx

    Howdy, all

    • WomanInThePersistence

      Hello to you!

    • theCryptofishist

      Hello. New around here?

      • Johnatx

        Nope. Just haven’t been on for about a week or so, been off having medical things done to me.

        • theCryptofishist

          Well, good to have you back. Even if I never noticed you before. Yr. Wonkette is large and I have to do other stuff, also, too, so who knows how many Wonkers in good standing I never see?

          • Johnatx

            Thanks

          • BreakingDeadMen

            My regards to Fat Freddy

          • Johnatx

            One thing found out a few years ago – His creator, Gilbert Shelton was born in Houston and graduated from UT here in Austin. I always liked his work. Especially Fat Freddy’s Cat and his various adventures.

          • BreakingDeadMen

            Wonder Warthog, too.

          • Johnatx

            Guess he and his wife live in Paris these days.

          • BreakingDeadMen

            Good living has its rewards.

          • 🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️

            My fave FFC comic:

            “Me out! Prowl now!”
            Speak to them in their own language and they still can’t understand you!

    • janecita

      Buenas tardes:-)

      • Johnatx

        Hablas espanol?

        • janecita

          Si, hablo Español perfectamente.

    • Covfefe

      If you had arrived two posts sooner, Johnatx, you would have learned that Wonkette style book for addressing a large group is “Howdy, all y’all.”

    • Rocket Pony Ron

      Bonjour! Welcome to the Internet’s most famous nasty vile little snark mob, recipe hub and mommyblog! Take your pants off and stay a while! Someone will be by shortly with canned clams, cedar cheese and those cakes we like.

    • Doug Langley

      Howdy. Hope you brought enough beer for everyone.

    • Ill-Advised

      Hello!

    • H0mer0

      my favorite comic book superhero Fat Freddy Scat!

  • lucidamente

    Say, you know what he looks like to Ivanka?

    • janecita

      A huge sack of incestuous money?

      • therblig

        a leering piggybank with a tiny little bacon boner?

    • Daniel

      A blancmange with an erection?

      • Villago Delenda Est

        “The blancmanges mean to take Wimbledon!”

        • Rags

          Save us, Angus Podgorny!!!!

    • Covfefe
    • schmannity

      Another struggle in a life fraught with setbacks, roadblocks, and lack of opportunity?

    • Daniel

      The Establishment. She hates that. She’s punk as fuck.

  • azeyote

    the comic book is always better than the movie –

    • BreakingDeadMen

      It’s a higher art form

  • WomanInThePersistence
    • Courser_Resistance

      That song always creeped me right the fuck out and I was a little girl!

      • WomanInThePersistence

        That would be because it’s a creepy song.

        • H0mer0

          oh thank goodness other women feel that way. And I just thought it was cuz my dad could be kind of a dick.

          • WomanInThePersistence

            My father was an awful human being. And this is definitely a creepy song.

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      What the ever loving fuck?

      I hope the hell she’s singing about a “Sugar Daddy”

      • WomanInThePersistence

        Creepiest Broadway song ever.

  • Daniel

    Does anyone else want to see Trump try to grow a beard now?

    • WomanInThePersistence

      I would prefer not to see Trump at all, thank you very much.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Room temperature rictus grin, please.

    • janecita

      No.

    • ziggywiggy

      I want to say he already did and her name is Melania, except instead of making him appear straight she tries to make him appear human.

    • schmannity

      No, but I would like to see the sudden onset of a thick carpet of back hair.

  • Rags

    Another fake Time cover to hang next to the fake Renoir

    • therblig

      i guess we finally have an official portrait to hang in post offices.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Uday is fighting hard to be the main beneficiary of what is left of his grandfather’s fortune.

    • schmannity

      It’s a two-front war: torpedo your siblings and suck up to Papa Moron.

    • Toledo Window Box

      You just know those idiot kids are gonna tear each other apart over that money after the old orange fart dies.

      • Daniel

        It’ll be so funny when they find out there is none.

  • IdiokraticCulturalMarxist
    • Courser_Resistance

      Eeek!

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    Faster than speeding bullshit
    More powerful than a Little Rocket Man
    Able to steal billions in a single bound

    Yes, it’s Traitorman, strange visitor from another reality…

    • SeeTrain65

      … with powers and abilities no other mortal man would ever want or need!

      Traitorman, who can change the course of functioning governments, bend logic with his bald face alt-truths, and who, disguised as Dumm Fuck, illegitimate leader of a dysfunctional nation-state, fights never-ending battle against truth, justice and the American way!

  • janecita

    Melania would look a lot happier, if the orange menace actually looked like that.

  • CripesAmighty

    That his idiot spawn are into this is far less alarming than the fact that millions of self-described ‘adults’ view the world through this infantile lens.

  • Cogswell – In a Mirror, Darkly

    Now I’m going to have to gouge my eyes out and get a braille keyboard and monitor.

    • Courser_Resistance

      I’ve got this soul-crushing, horrifying despair I can share…

      “braille keyboard and monitor”. Keyboarding is no big deal, but monitors, now that’s something else. But I’ll bet someone is working on some kind of mild electrical stimulation thing for the fingertips, that could approximate braille. That’s a cool idea (I have no skills for executing a thing like this)

      • Cogswell – In a Mirror, Darkly

        My typing skills suck. I’m a hunt and peck train wreck in motion.

  • WiscoJoe

    Lex Luthor says whaaaaaaaat?

    • Three Finger Salute

      I thought Jared was Lex Luthor. Shave his head, and you’ve got that actor who played Zuckerberg in The Social Network.

      https://media.vanityfair.com/photos/59078b34d667a1083c46d2b7/master/pass/jared-kushner-tech-council.jpg

      • WiscoJoe

        For all it’s faults, Batman v Superman is damn prophetic. It captures 2016/2017 perfectly. Ratfucking, fake news, rise of fascism, Russian henchman, an insecure megalomaniac billionaire spreading chaos, a well-meaning female politician blown up by the political process, urine as foreshadowing.

        • Three Finger Salute

          I’m going to have to see that one. Not a fan of Batfleck in anything, but, I’ll pretend it’s Keaton instead.

          I’m not a fan of Gal Gadot being a Beebensraum Netanyahu superfan either, but I do like the premise of Wonder Woman being Princess “Diana” going to battle against scumbag men like Trump.

          • Toledo Window Box

            Horrible movie with a truly idiotic premise. It’s really Iron Man versus Superman, because Bruce Wayne has to build himself an “Iron Man” type suit to combat him.

          • Rocket Pony Ron

            Which in turn was lifted whole from ‘The Dark Knight Returns,’ though I don’t recall Frank Miller getting a writing credit for it.

          • Toledo Window Box

            I didn’t see the similarity.

          • Cogswell – In a Mirror, Darkly

            And green kryptonite.

            Fuckin’ pussy.

          • Cogswell – In a Mirror, Darkly

            Not a big fan of Affleck either but The Accountant was good.

          • Three Finger Salute

            Yeah, I saw that one, but I’m troubled by this whole Hollywood trend of glorifying mental illness and autism as “mutant superpowers” though. “Rain Man as an X-Man” is basically the whole plot of the film. It’s a TV Trope that feeds into this “activism” movement which shares some eerie parallels with Scientology. There’s a lot of these “magical autism” titles been released lately (The Good Doctor, The Curious Case of the Dog in the Nighttime, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close) and also too ones with the stereotype of the “bipolar creative genius” (Love & Mercy, Touched With Fire, Silver Lining Playbook).

            It’s harmful, and it portrays it as a gift rather than a curse. Eventually we’re going to get to a point where there won’t be any scientific investment in a cure even for those who do want one. They’re trying to “Will & Grace” mental illness to a point where it’s viewed as “different” yet “normal,” rather than a horrible and tragic disease. As a mentally sick (manic-depressive and PTSD) person of above average IQ myself, I don’t like it — the portrayal or the disorder. Another reason I’m pissed with Batfleck. He went full Tom Cruise.

          • Ill-Advised

            I have to disagree. There’s a substantial community of us who value who we are as we are, despite the issues it causes us.

            The issue includes, and is not limited to, a society that already can’t come to grips with racial diversity and gender identity, too say nothing of neurodiversity.

            I’m aspie. The famed DSM-V claims we don’t even exist, and our problem are different than those of our autistic cousins.

            We need to be more visible before we can call society more equitable.

            I would prefer that it not be glamourized; there’s nothing glamorous about it.

            However badly the movies do it–and there was an excellent little piece on NPR on this maybe 3 weeks? ago–the movies are making some effort to portray both positive and negative aspects. They may indeed do it badly at times.

            But if it weren’t done at all, this conversation would be limited to people who think the cure for a social issue is to medicalize individuals.

            We need the conversation.

            Finally: No aspire I know thinks of themselves as mentally ill. It’s a neurological state that was very useful 10,000 years ago and may have been important in evolution.

      • Raan
      • H0mer0

        Jessie Eisenberg libelz!

    • BreakingDeadMen

      Some days he’s Luthor, some days he’s Bizarro

  • therblig
    • therblig

      rocket pony ron: thanks for the 45,000th upfist. and i thought my youth was misspent.

  • Rocket Pony Ron

    I used to think that Two Scoops’ lusting after his own daughter was the most awful dynamic we were going to witness from this epically dysfunctional family.

    I was SO wrong.

    • Anna Elizabeth

      xD

    • Khavrinen

      It’s Trump’s TRUE superpower: He can always get more awful.

  • Three Finger Salute
    • BreakingDeadMen

      And his mom ‘dated’ Ronnie Wood

      • Three Finger Salute

        Well, yeah, and also too Ted Kennedy. But that was during her wild days. Barbra Streisand almost became the first lady of Canada before Pierre met Maggie. Now Justin is like “Papa can you hear me? That American ‘elephant’ you were talking about… um… he’s an orange woolly mammoth on the rampage, just so you know…”

        • BreakingDeadMen

          Ronnie Wood is a plus, Ted Kennedy not so much.

          • Three Finger Salute

            She broke even, I guess. And eventually she came home, of course. Even warned us all about Dotard being unstable and needing professional help, perhaps he should even be pulled from the campaign because he’s clearly not fit for the job… but nobody listened, of course. I take it “Margaret” is her middle name or an adopted name, and her real name is “Cassandra”

          • BreakingDeadMen

            I hadn’t seen that. Good for her.

          • Three Finger Salute

            I can only imagine what the dinner table conversations in that family must be like. Mama must have taught her boy how to smile when you’re feeling blue… clearly, he’s a much better actor than they give him credit for.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnvLR5gHWGU

            Thought bubble: “Get… me… oot of here…”

          • Persistent Demme

            What a. Piece. Of shit. He is.

        • BreakingDeadMen

          Young Ron, looking dashing in his sweater:
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuK8SKa3o10

  • schmannity

    Trump in the black windbreaker looks like Jerry Lee Lewis back on the liquor.

  • TJ Barke

    OT, Success! Finally got the front fairing/headlight bracket off. Now I just need to wait for the new headlight brackets and bar end mirrors arrive.

    • Anna Elizabeth

      Nicely done! :)

  • BreakingDeadMen

    Untruth,
    Injustice
    and the Russian Way

  • thewalkindude

    Soooo…Trump was born outside the US and came here illegally?

    • Doug Langley

      Uh-oh! Better ask him for his green card!

    • Msgr_MΩment

      And strips in phonebooths?

  • Courser_Resistance

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKK!!!!!!

    Crying forever now. pls to pass the brain bleach.

  • Thorn Spike

    ANOTHER fake Time cover?

  • Doug Langley

    Kudos to the artist, it’s certainly a fine piece of work. Now, on the other hand, as to the gag factor …

    • Three Finger Salute

      Yup, Dotard is a piece of work all right…

  • Juan de Fuca

    When I first read the story about Donald smacking his son in the face in front of his college roommates, I thought to myself “What type of self-respecting, 20 yr old young man allows his dad to smack him in the face?” The same type of 20 yr old who grows up to be a 40 year old man who still looks at his father as though he’s a comic book hero. All because of money.

    • Rocket Pony Ron

      And not all that much money, either.

    • Manhattan123

      In Trump’s defense, have you seen or heard Don Jr.?

  • Manhattan123
    • BreakingDeadMen

      It’s Fredos all the way down.

    • Toledo Window Box

      I see Junior as more of a Sonny type, an ill-informed hothead. Clearly Ivanka is Michael. Eric seems to me to be the Fredo of the family.

      • Manhattan123

        I don’t know. A guy who would exchange emails with a woman claiming to have damaging information about Hillary from the Russian government seems like a Fredo.

        • Toledo Window Box

          Fredo would have been fearful to take the meeting. Sonny would march into it headfirst without thinking, as Junior did.

    • bluicebank
      • Gayer Than Thou

        Children of a Lesser Corn.

      • Creepoman

        Children of the Con.

    • Eileen Besse

      YES–THIS!!!!

  • Anna Elizabeth

    I break up everytin e I look at this ridiculous picture!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrgiGbX4m8g

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
  • Dudleydidwrong

    “T”?? No. Should be “S” for “Shithead.”

  • WiscoJoe

    Conspiracy theory: Marvel CEO Ike Perlmutter is using the Trumps to distract from that whole “Captain America is now a Nazi” debacle.

    Fellow comic book nerds know what I’m talking about. (Hail, Hydra.)

    • Three Finger Salute

      At least Captain Canuck is still a good guy.

  • Raan

    Hey, you know what else had a white haired, bearded Superman who didn’t stand for truth, justice, or the American way?

    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/97/Superman_at_earth_end.jpg/250px-Superman_at_earth_end.jpg

    Go fuck yourself Junior, you plagiarist piece of shit.

  • Doug Langley

    One of the chilliest scenes ever by the DC animation team:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hobP_7pPV4s

    • Rocket Pony Ron

      I hadn’t seen that before.

      Superheroes. Supervillains. And the very, very thin line that separates them.

      • Doug Langley

        It was on Justice League. Spoiler: this is actually a parallel universe Superman. The real Justice League had to go to that universe and clean up the mess.

    • Anna Elizabeth

      Excellent episode/s.

  • folderol
  • Jonny On Maui

    MY EYES!!!!!

    • bluicebank

      Hell, my soul.

    • Khavrinen

      “The goggles do nothing!”

  • Kiri the Unicorn
  • Aggle Wok

    What’s with the beard?

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Melanie? Or Ivanka?

  • Wonky Magoo

    He needs to be riding a unicorn, also.

  • (((fka_donnie_d))), SOB

    It seems that there will be a competitor to the business from “total recall” that _removes_ memories

    • Raan

      Ah, based, no doubt, on the little-known Philip K. Dick short story “We Can Forget It For You Wholesale”.

      • Eileen Besse

        YAY for that “reference”…. Lovely.

      • (((fka_donnie_d))), SOB

        Actually, my bad, it already exists, its called fox news.

  • bluicebank

    “No, there is not enough bleach in the world to put directly on your eyeballs so you can un-see this.”

    Thanks for ruining my Saturday. That picture is what my childhood Baptist church called an unforgivable sin. Now I have to get drunk. Or to paraphrase from W.C. Fields, the only thing Wonkette ever did for me is drive me to drink.

    • memzilla Ω

      You didn’t expect to walk, did you?

      • bluicebank

        Touche.

      • i always bike.

  • BMW

    Ignoring the Superman costume for a minute…

    What is with the fucking beard…?

    • bluicebank

      The Viking look.

      So apparently Donnie is Ragnarök, “The Doom of the Gods.”

      • TootsStansbury

        I was thinking Santa for some weird reason.

        • bluicebank

          Evil Santa, if that.

    • You should ice that burn

      45 as Thor

      • BMW

        Thor in Superman’s costume? Warner Brothers lawyers would just love that.

        • You should ice that burn

          I was just guessing Thor because of the giant T where Superman’s S would be. (leaving aside that T in this case would be followed by rump)

  • memzilla Ω

    FARA registration, anyone? Russia Today disinformatsiya, bus shelter, 23rd & Madison. Ed Schultz is a Kremlin troll.
    . https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/77b896ab968e99a1b9ef1ec6b8cdcc68f7ccbb51dcb6f60f9617b1a306e4ca6c.jpg
    .

  • BMW

    DailyKos/HuffPost headline (probably):
    “Trump Jr. Compares Father to Illegal Alien”

  • memzilla Ω
    • bluicebank

      I’ve yet to have the please of actually saying to a teenager, “Well, back in my day …”

      • Khavrinen

        I always like to say, “Back in the old days…” in my best cartoon old prospector voice.

      • Doug Langley

        Usually they catch me off guard. Example: the one whippersnapper who told me “Gee, I didn’t know William Shatner was in a TV show before T.J. Hooker . ..”

    • CripesAmighty

      The Zen Master of Teen Trolling:
      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c7K5F2GEQ0w

      • godgodgod i miss them all so FUCKING much.

        this was us less than a year ago.

    • H0mer0

      (my teenager agrees)

  • lowenufc

    I knew I should not have drank away most of my afternoon. That “cover” just put me over… the toilet bowl.

    • bluicebank

      The rest of us have to catch up, though.

    • sorry. that was me yesterday and today SUCKED.

      but i’m now enjoying a little hair of the dog and finally get to see mr fuflans after 2 weeks.

  • TootsStansbury

    What? This is what a trumpling sees when it gazes upon its God Emperor. This is a peek at their terrible reality.

  • Panika MCD

    I’m now in the part of the hearings where I’m learning about the Coastal Spine feasibility studies being conducted. (don’t worry, I’ll be back to the immediate impacts stuff this week in Sen Fi and Sen State Aff.) but this is FASCINATING.

    0 Republicans have gotten indignant about the researchers being all “we have to account for sea level rise because it will rise” and being totally okay with ecosystem restoration.

    USACE (and, to a lesser degree, NOAA) may be our only chance to protect the environment until the Trumpster Fires are extinguished.

    • Bad Scooter

      Except didn’t Trump just nominate his pick to lead NOAA, and the guy “lacks any background in oceans, research, fisheries, and environmental satellites, which constitute a majority of NOAA’s programs and budget…” ???
      https://www.aip.org/fyi/2017/myers-nomination-head-noaa-stirs-controversy

      PS: thank you for sharing your notes on WTF happened in these hearings!

      • Panika MCD

        these are TX hearings so a change in the top administrator is unlikely to alter the regional plan. the main thing NOAA has asked is that they don’t build anything in San Luis Pass because it’s the last natural fish pass on the TX Coast. USACE is unlikely to budge on that one and all the feasibility studies show that putting anything there would only provide minimal front end flooding protection while create a whole lot of flooding on the back end. they think a mid-bay construction would be more helpful. and don’t tell the guys at the top, but they’re recommending a lot of ecosystem revitalization because it does a whole lot more with a whole lot less money. they’d basically make some temporary dams and levees from the natural materials they’ve dredged from the bayous and they would allow for the wetlands to recover before waring away naturally.

  • bbayliss

    That image does not comport with a seventy-one year old man who had to ride in a golf cart following all other leaders in a golf cart at the G-7.

  • jaspersdad
  • bluicebank
  • CripesAmighty

    Even their delusions are vulgar, tasteless and.tacky.

    • bluicebank

      And monochromatic.

  • bbayliss
  • Perkniticky

    Looks like Zeus… who groped a lot of women, just like Trump.

    • Billy Wigglestaff

      You fuck one swan and you’re a swan fucker.

  • WeaselPoo

    That boy just ain’t right!

    • bluicebank

      Donkey kicked him the head when he was a boy, is what happened.

  • Bad Scooter
    • H0mer0

      I thought that was Brian Jones for a second

  • (((Alt-Sedagive)))

    Even Superman wasn’t strong enough to take healthcare away from so many Americans, and he would have rescued the people of Puerto Rico like a bleeding heart pussy loser.

    Weak, sad.

  • pd1648

    We don’t need another hero. Really. But I guess Don Jr still does. He is a child. Sad.

    • H0mer0

      “Unhappy is the [lad] that needs a hero.”

  • Canis Greyhame

    Well shit, they just raised the bar for photoshopping pathetically fake Time Magazine covers. I bet this one appears on the walls of a Trump resort too, with dumbass Daddy Trump insisting it’s real.

    • Bad Scooter

      until someone calls him out on it being a fake; then he’ll be all “many of my people told me it was real.”

    • SDGeoff3

      It’s on Junior’s man cave wall.

      • sgt. jmk of the résistance

        Looks like it’s kept in Junior’s bedside table.

        • SDGeoff3

          Next to the lube, poppers and extra socks.

  • LucindathePook

    costume looks suspiciously like lizard skin

    • Bad Scooter

      tanning bed libelz!

    • SDGeoff3

      Quick. Call Alex Jones.

  • Jesse

    Just do it already donnie jr, daddy’s baby carrot can’t blow itself!

  • mailman27

    For a mini-moment there, I thought maybe it was an actual Time cover. It’s not like they stood up on their hind legs all that often in 2015-16-17.

  • persistently_resistant_gayby

    Oh god, all the Carbonara I ate just 2 minutes ago, came back up in full force after seeing that grotesque picture…

  • Doug Langley
  • Best comment?

    The uniform is keeping his giants tits from showing

  • Viktor

    His dad is a cross between Grizzly Adams and David Letterman?

  • Electriq

    It’s like some long forgotten god of ignorance and ineptitude was badly merged with a villain from a very minor comic book publisher.

    I’ll call him Take a Flying Fuck off of Trump Tower, Trumpmunch Man.

    • Keith Taylor

      Deservedly forgotten. Unfortunately it’ll be a long cool day in hell before anybody is able to forget Trump. Somehow I expect it won’t be for lack of trying.

  • Michael R
    • C4TWOMAN

      I really like what she’s done with her hair.

      • SeeTrain65

        And that skin treatment is working like a charm.

  • mimar

    OMG I love Evan so much!! Come to Vienna and marry me.

    • Shibusa

      Are you really in Vienna? We went this summer and loved it. Favorite restaurant: Die Metzgerei. Yum.

    • Saxo the Grammarian

      Mrs. Grammarian and I honeymooned in Vienna and loved it! Oh, the music!

  • Me not sure

    The liddle’ red necktie doesn’t hang low enough.

  • OrdinaryJoe
  • Edith Prickly
  • Professor Fate

    What is amusing in a perverse way is that one of the comments is says “earn $100 a day” On the other hand maybe the know something.

  • Canis Greyhame

    Oh wait, now I get it. We’re stuck in the Bizzaro universe.

    • amrak63

      That am spelled “Bizarro”.

      • george lastrapes

        Multiverse theory says it is spelled every possible way. What looks like a spelling error bolsters the case for the multiverse.

      • Canis Greyhame

        Whoops, well in this universe we don’t fix our mistakes, we just throw FAKE-NEWS confetti and blame Hillary Clinton … the email server made me do it.

      • Old Man Yells at Cloud

        Its spelled “Bizzaro” in the Bizzaro universe which show just how Bizzaro it is or “how Bizarro it is” if we were in the normal universe which we aren’t.

  • Shrieking Harpy

    The boy’s not right. I mean, jeez, it’s one things to have his psychosexual issues, but it’s another thing to have to watch him play them out in a global context. But, come to think of it, Jr is just repeating his daddy’s own nasty habit of playing out his issues to an international (and unwilling) audience.

  • NotALiar

    Trump genuinely looks inbred.

    • Shibusa

      If he were any more inbred, he’d be a sandwich.

      • NotALiar

        Wow!

  • Paperless Tiger

    Shouldn’t that be a C on his chest? Asking for a Scot.

  • roberteye

    “Daddy please love me!”

  • Lyly Sirivong

    This is even better than that montage of Trump saving puppies.
    Jr, you’ve made my day (and it’s only just started!)

  • Jeffery Campbell

    Does anyone know how to get vomit off a keyboard? Asking for a friend.

  • Saxo the Grammarian

    If you want a vision of the future, imagine taking brain bleach and eye bleach forever.

  • Shibusa

    Russian pee hookers are Superdon’s Kryptonite.

    • wavicles

      Yep, I think it’s gonna be surprising, what’s on that tape.

      *He gets peed on and loves it. And that’s just for starters.*

  • William
  • William
  • no this doesn’t work. peestain doesn’t have a beard.

  • thepoliticalcat

    FINE, Evan. Go ahead and take your shower. I’m just gonna sit here and flame out my eyeballs with a BLOW FUCKING TORCH!!

    • Keith Taylor

      No! Don’t! It’s not worth it! You will be happy again! I’m probably older than you and I’ve seen awful things before. In fact I reckon this is almost funny in a desperately pathetic way.

  • eastcoastlib

    I cannot possibly have a good weekend now unless I stick a hammer drill in my ear and hollow out my memory.

    • No, you just need to do that thing J Lo talked about in Gigli, where the Asian assassins remove your eyes so quickly, that part of the brain gets ripped out, too, and you’re left with no memory of having seen anything.

      …Come to think of it, I seem to recall my review quoted that part and suggested it might have been nice had someone done that to me just before I left the theater. . .

  • Well, I have now lost my boner forever. THANKS FOR THAT!

  • Debbie the Unpaid Protester

    he’s hoping so hard to inherit all of Don Senior’s muneez…

    • wavicles

      fake

  • What’s with the beard? Is JR trying to tell us his daddy is ISIS?????

    • Keith Taylor

      Nope, Charlton Heston as Moses.

      • Trump fucks charlton heston’s beard??? WHAAAATTTT????

        • Stulexington

          Well Trump’s hair met Heston’s beard at a skin bar and sorta hit it off so the hair took the beard home and well you can figure out the rest.

          • wavicles

            It’s just hangin’ out there, hoping for another go.

  • Stulexington

    So is he a cross between Superman and Santa or Zeus? I has a confused.

    • Not sure but it is BEGGING for some Photoshop. A lot of it. Oh…the many possibilities.

      • wavicles

        see Rantsa, it’s da shit

    • wavicles

      “Yes, Many gods. Never has there been a so many gods-like person. A lot of people don’t know this. Some people know, a lot of people know. Many gods.”

    • Petunia Cat

      Excuse me, but please don’t take the name of SantaZeus in vain. 🎅🏿⚡️

  • CatDog
    • redblack

      lol

    • covfefesumgame0005

      Fat Clark Kent look &#128521

    • Not enough gynecomastia and belly flop – but a nice try

      • WIDTAP

        True, but you have to add points for getting the tie to the proper “hide his little shame” length.

  • Wee Mousie

    Love that the only reply to that remarkable post which we can see is a spammer.

  • Roadstergal

    I cannot stop barfing, and now he took my health coverage.

  • redblack

    i just noticed that trump doesn’t wear a wedding band.

    • sillyclucker

      It kept falling off his tiny fingers.

    • caesar

      Not many married people do!

    • Shibusa

      Maybe Hope Hicks doesn’t like him wearing a wedding band.

  • Jacob DiCiaula

    I was at the Benning school for boys (infantry basic training). Get a call from mom, they can’t make my graduation because dad hurt his back. She says dad feels awful they can’t come. I say it’s no nevermind and we”re square on account of their adopting and raising me.

    My dad still texts on the date of my graduation from basic and my first trial (as an atrorney). I see a post like this and am reminded I was adopted by amazing people and am very lucky.

  • leemoder

    So nobody has told DJ that Superman is, like, an immigrant?

    Oh, and fuck you DJ.

    • Old Man Yells at Cloud

      Not just an immigrant, but an undocumented one!
      Superman is truly an illegal alien.

      • Keith Taylor

        And like quite a few undocumented immigrants who are REAL and thus have an advantage over him … Superman does a lot of good things for his adopted country.

  • anomie

    You know, if Trump grew a beard like that it would cover his wattles. So.. there’s that.

  • SadDemInTex
    • Who doesn’t love Radium?

      Nobody. Good for what ails you.

      • Boscoe

        Whatever doesn’t kill you gives you super powers. Probably.

        • ez

          Just ask Marie Curie or any of those lucky ducks who had jobs painting radium on watch dials.

  • JAKvirginia

    Um… this isn’t DonnieJr’s fantasy daddy. It’s Melania’s.

  • freakishlypersistent

    Delusional and obnoxious are now way to go thorough life, son of pig-eyed dotard.

  • phoenix00

    Can Time Magazine sue for libelz?

  • sillyclucker

    Sorry, Jr. Even that won’t make daddy love you.

  • Delu

    Come on now, we all know that the strange life form grows only on his head, not under his chin….

    • Marion in Savannah

      Maybe it had its claws trimmed and slipped?

    • VirginiaMorningBlend

      It devided. Simple cell critters can do that.

      • ahughes798

        A beard made of Planaria. Noice!

  • Delu

    Kind of reminds me though, they mocked the left for referring to Obama as “their Messiah” (which of course the left didn’t, the term was coined by the right), and now we see that maybe worship complex might really be a thing with the right.

    They always project their shit too, so…

    • Paperless Tiger

      Why would godless liberals have a Messiah? They never get their story straight.

      • Marion in Savannah

        Well, they just couldn’t spell Mahdi, so they did the best they could.

  • Gayer Than Thou

    Ironically, Donny Jr. has done what all those youth ministers and troop leaders and my parents could not do: cured me of the filthy habit of onanism.

  • Subliberal

    Hole. Eee. Shit.

    • wryawry

      Ass. Hole. Ewww. Shit.

  • SeeTrain65

    Daddy does not look like this:

    Except in every single one of Ben Garrison’s fever dream cartoons.

  • David

    If you’ve seen GoftheG 2, Trump Jr is like Quill when he was a kid carrying around a pic of The Hof and pretending that was his daddy….then it turns out his father is Ego the Planet…

  • So, Daddy looks like this, basically…

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e4cda88f70f9968fb8805cda849249f828d1f9b60fd8a81cc1a98f45fbc439d1.jpg

    ETA: I love how the first comment on Jr.’s post is blatant spam. So appropriate.

  • rEVOLutionist

    Dammit, those pix starting turning into kittens before I could see them all.

  • norcalOG

    Junior’s probably happy because Trump hasn’t grabbed his pussy.

  • (((fka_donnie_d))), SOB

    The real problem is these people don’t know any better than to go on facebook and conduct themselves as something other than 13-year-olds.

  • Crow T Racoon

    what is he like 12? Its not working don jr-He only loves Ivanka. It doesn’t matter how many pictures you color Daddy doesn’t love you.

  • bopeep

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: President Diaper-Shits (name courtesy Wonkette) is just waiting for a chance to fuck over his his kids. He is a narcissist (and maybe a sociopath?) and they may think they love you, or try to, but only as long as it’s not inconvenient and costs them nothing. I was raised by one; I know their nature well.

    • ahughes798

      I’d say Donnie Two Scoops is definitely a sociopath. Sorry you had it rough, bopeep.

  • bopeep

    There IS a way to cleanse your eyeballs of almost anything. Baby kittens! I will go to Youtube and it will save me.

  • JCfromNC

    I hate to say it, but maybe Drumpf should grow a full beard, just to cover up that giant fuckin’ wattle under his chin. It actually improves his face, a little.

    You know, Abe Lincoln had a beard. And he was a Republican. Not many people know those things, but I do. So there’s president(*) for doing that sort of thing.

    (*)Yes, that was deliberate.

  • Petunia Cat

    Why the fuck does he have a beard? And why is it such a shitty beard? Is it supposed to be his toupee just slid down and stuck to his chin? 🤔 Stupid fucking Trump people can’t even brag right.
    Only bearded emoji -> 🎅🏿

  • Shalimar

    If “S” stands for Superman, why does Supertrump have a “T” on his uniform? Also, too, when has Trump ever had a beard? Is that to cover up all the extra chins?

  • Oblios_Cap

    Donnie’s such a fucking moron that he has to wear his name on his shirt so that he can remember who he is?

  • bookish

    Why? $$$$$$.

  • whitroth

    If that’s his daddy, does anyone know where we put the kryptonite, er, sorry, the bullshitonite?

  • Shane

    It’s funny how the same trumpanzees that whine about “fake news” only like pictures of their hero if they’re photoshopped.

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