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Hello! And welcome to your weekly jaunt through the dark and seedy and ultimately very depressing underbelly of the Manosphere. This week, I thought we’d take a look at some of the women who have decided to ally themselves with the men’s rights movement.

Now, women opposing feminism is nothing new. Hell, some of the loudest voices opposing women’s suffrage were those belonging to women. Of course, there was also Phyllis Schlafly, and every girl you knew in high school who “like, so much more of a GUY,” and not any of those bad things women are and wishes you could just be as cool and chill with rape jokes as she is.

These days, as with everything else, anti-feminism for women is becoming an identity. And, actually, a rather profitable one for many women on the internet. An easy way to make a ton of money on YouTube is to make a video about how you are a woman and NOT feminist. Because, unlike those nasty feminists, you like men, and said men never need to worry that you are not going to have shaved legs.

There’s even a ladies ONLY version of The Red Pill subreddit, in which “Red Pill Women” earnestly discuss how to be perfect, submissive, non-nagging wives or girlfriends to their partners, even when that kind of weirds their partners out because they did not actually grow up in the 1950s.

I’ve been a lurker. I have been on the path to red pill for awhile now. I had a conversation tonight with my husband where I told him I would like him to lead our family. He asked what I meant and I told him that I wanted him to have the final say in major decisions with our family. He said he tried to do that before and he was rejected by me. Technically that is true. In the lead up to my red pill desires, I would try to convince or persuade him that we should do what I want. A typical scenario would be, I want xyz. He would say no because of xyz. I would say but xyz. He would say fine I support you. I told him that’s not what I want anymore. If he were to say no, I want to follow. I told him I appreciate the way his mindset is and accept that he is the leader of our family. Not that I would follow blindly. But that I trust his decision. This ended up in an argument where he very specifically told me it is sickening that I think that way. He said “I am not your father and you need to act like a grown woman”. This seriously messes with me. Since I have been leaning this way for a few years now, I was quite alarmed to here him say this. Yet it provoked doubt in my mind of “do I really want this?” Years ago I was insistent on being a very strong woman. A force to be reckoned with. As I started to shed my “toughness” I thought everything would fall in line. Now I’m about to lose my husband over it and so confused.

Yeah, I think I’m Team “That Lady’s Husband.” Of course, the Red Pill women had a different take, suggesting that it was bad that she was even telling him to lead, because that was still telling him to do stuff, which is bad.

By having this discussion with him you are actively saying that you are the true leader but you will ALLOW him to take the lead now. You should just follow him and see what happens.

DUH, you can’t just go and tell your husband you’re going to be a Stepford wife. You need to go over to the Men’s Association and get roboticized on your own, so it’s less stress for him.

A fun new addition to the FeMRA scene are the “Lovely Ladies of Men’s Issues.” Three women who are currently making a pin-up calendar to raise attention to men’s issues by showing them their boobs. Not that I have any issue with boob-showing, mind you. Do what you want! Frankly, I’m just wondering who even buys calendars these days anyway.

Their Indie-go-go campaign for the video explains that while they don’t hate women (even though “Modern Medusa,” one of the producer/models of the calendar says “feminism is cancer” like she’s Milo or something), they just think that men are the real victims, and want to stand up for them, with boobs.

The first thing you need to understand is that we do not hate women. We believe in equality for both genders, and endorse the idea that helping men doesn’t take away support from women. This isn’t about hate, this is about love of all people. Except when it comes down to it, the greatest victims are those who are unable to have a voice, who are blamed for all the ills of the world. Men are expected to sacrifice themselves for the greater good, even if that means no one will be there for them when they are in need of help.

Men suffer at a greater rate than women in the western world, but you never hear about it.

Men don’t have a voice? I feel like they have a voice!

If you’re able to deal with listening to incredibly stilted speech patterns, they’ve got a video

The thing is, many of the issues they bring up are perfectly fine issues to bring up! They have an issue with circumcision — lots of people have reasonable and fair issues with circumcision. In the event that I had a child with a penis, I don’t think I’d do that. They note that men have higher suicide rates than women (though women are more likely to attempt suicide), and that men are four times more likely to get cancer than women, but the “majority of funding” goes to women who have cancer.

Though not mentioned in the video or elsewhere, it’s likely that this calendar will address other common MRA issues — like the lack of domestic violence shelters for men, that only men are eligible for the draft, or the fact that women are more likely to end up with full custody of children in divorce proceedings — supposedly because the family court system favors women. This, by the way, is some serious bullshit. Only 4% of child custody cases even make it to the family court system, and 91% of all custody decisions are made by parents themselves with no interference whatsoever.

The thing is, there’s no matriarchy enforcing circumcision. That’s not a thing! If you want to make circumcision illegal, I suggest writing to your elected representatives, the vast majority of whom are men. No women are out there keeping prostate cancer charities down, or opposing domestic violence shelters for men. There is no privilege we could relinquish that would decrease the male suicide rate.

No one is saying that men don’t have gender-specific problems. Of course they do. But the difference between these problems and those faced by women is that these issues are not caused by women, and are thus very unlikely to be fixed by women, which is rather evident given that the best thing these FeMRAs are able to come up with is a damned pin-up calendar.

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  • Eileen Besse

    As usual–FUCK THEM.

    • redarmyzombie

      I’ll pass…

      • Eileen Besse

        Hahahahahah!!!

  • TJ Barke

    These aholes think that not having power and authority over others is oppression.

  • The Wanderer

    I’ll just go back to watching “The Female Eunuch Meets Tarzan.”.

    • Doug Langley

      I saw that one! Bo Derek starred in it.

  • OrG

    People are stupid.

  • Michael R
    • CripesAmighty

      “I’m a DELICATE FLOWERRRR!”

      • Michael R

        Me too , but what do you think of Judy ?

        • CripesAmighty

          An underappreciated treasure. She still kills.

    • Robyn Pennacchia

      Judy is my hero!

  • therblig

    I’ve been a lurker. … Now I’m about to lose my husband over it and so confused. I am a fucking dumbass!

  • Dept. of Space Tacos
    • proudgrampa

      Poor baby…

    • Anna Elizabeth

      Awws with teh sadz eyes! “I can haz Frogurt?”

      xD

  • Relativicus

    Gun rights are enshrined in the constitution, yet the 2nd Amendment must be strenuously, loudly, and sometimes forcefully defended on an hourly basis. Alternatively, the wars for rights such as labor, gender, and civil — which truly were wars — are all said to have been won long ago so there’s no longer a need for unions, feminists, or policies like affirmative action and strong voting rights laws. Funny that.

    • willi0000000

      so . . . are you sick of winning yet?

  • Resistance Fighter Astraea

    All they could come up with to solve serious social issues was a pin-up calendar because it pays better.

    • therblig

      couldn’t they find 9 more like minded women? do they each pose for 4 months?

      • Ill-Advised

        They enjoy being poseurs.

  • proudgrampa

    What is WRONG with these wimminz?

  • Anna Elizabeth

    I buy calendars. I love the SI Swimsuit Calendar, I usually have one in my bathroom.

    I cannot *even* with the “Men in Charge” thing. That was Dad. Ruled the Home with a Fist of Iron. Unless it pissed off Mom. What a pussy he was, a little Don Knotts-looking twerp with a temper, trembling about Anything that displeased Mom.

    Oh well. To paraphrase Kipling, I am the Cat Who Walks By Herself, and all places are alike to me.

    • puredog

      Cats Going Their Own Way?

      • Anna Elizabeth

        xD Naw, I like dating and sex and am not hiding from life.

        I just know I’m unsuited to the traditional monogamous relations most people seem to expect, and I would prefer being alone to settling.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    They should call them colander girls instead of calendar girls, because they’re straining my patience and I can see right through them.

    • Anna Elizabeth

      *golf clap*

    • therblig

      and their arguments don’t hold water?

    • puredog

      This comment leaves me feeling drained.

    • SayItWithWookies

      They put the sieve in submissive.

    • Gayer Than Thou

      There are holes in your argument.

    • Ill-Advised

      These aren’t their salad days. The dressing doesn’t help.

  • eastcoastlib

    Have any of these people ever been in a real, long term relationship? Because shit changes. There are times when I’m taking the lead and there are other times when my lovely wife is in charge. Sometimes these changes in our power structure happen several times a day. There is no one really in charge. We share our joys and our sorrows, our triumphs and our failures. If I were to constantly tell her what to do, she would chop my nuts off and if she would constantly tell me what to do, I would resent it and childishly act out like a common Trumpian.

    • Teecha

      It’s almost as if you and your wife respect each other as human beings…

      • Marion in Savannah

        Oh, get serious. Who does that?

    • Blackest Noobs

      well my thing is who gives a fuck who is the leader, cuz, as you put it, have they ever been in a real long term relationship? this whole who should be the “commander” to me seems to be due to helluva lot of immaturity.

      im like really?!? if you are soooooooo concerned about who “wears the pants,” maybe you ought not have a relationship.

    • Fancy Meau-Faux

      Sounds like anarchy!!! You need a woman with a firm hand (and paddle, and cuffs) to put you in your place!

    • james crubb

      I’m guessing 99.999% ‘make men great agains’ are Abrahimic thus it is no real surprise, as in that Pyramid scheme man is on top and anything else is existentially offensive in that structure. I don’t see how real equality can be achieved until supernaturalism is cured, of course that will happen same time sky turns green.

  • Rachel Book Harlot

    What the fuck is wrong with these people?

  • redarmyzombie

    Man, I hate Jewish Nazis…

    • JustDon’tSayConfabulation

      What a coincidence! They hate themselves, too!

  • The only thing I suffer as a man is the normal sufferings of being a cog in the machinery of a consumer capitalist culture.

    And even then, I suffer far less than people who aren’t middle class white collar white men do in this economy.

    I’m fine, thanks. If I’m not fine, I’ll pop a Xanax and go shout profanties into the garage until I feel better. Maybe even see a therapist because I have health insurance unlike many others.

    Help the people in this world that actually need it.

    • Dept. of Space Tacos

      ahhhh, I miss xanax.

      • puredog

        I miss quaaludes. Who says the 80s were worthless?

        • Mary Theresa

          Good times.

    • Blackest Noobs

      i’m the one who likes all their pretty songs
      and i likes to sing along
      and I likes to shoot my gun ( at inanimate objects, eh, of course)
      -things i do when i’m mad

  • Dept. of Space Tacos
    • Anna Elizabeth

      Awws!

    • Marion in Savannah

      I am certainly NOT going to let my black cat Precious see that — it might give her all sorts of weird ideas.

      • Ill-Advised

        Neither of my black cats are allowed to see this. Although the Bombay is the one who will get Ideas.

  • Blackest Noobs

    didn’t bother hitting play because those ladies were anything but lovely.
    not because of their appearances, no, it’s because they’re stupid to support men’s rights…i mean what the fuck do they think we all been doing for the last 5000 years?
    Geez….

  • CripesAmighty

    Breaking, OT (but equally seedy)–the White House/backroom at Stinky’s Pool Hall government rolls on as Trump offers to cover all his co-conspirators’ legal bills: ‘Keep ya mouth shut an’ all ya lawyers bills go away, capiche?’ https://www.rawstory.com/2017/10/trump-promising-to-personally-pay-legal-bills-of-some-white-house-staffers-caught-up-in-investigations-report/

    • redarmyzombie

      Please Two-Scoops, we all know your check-bouncing habit…

    • Celtic_Gnome

      They’re looking into the legal and ethical aspects? That’d be a first for this administration.

  • Anna Elizabeth

    The one place I love when men take charge is in bed. It doesn’t happen as often as I expected. When a pretty one says “May I?’ and then takes charge, it makes for a marvelous time. :)

    Honestly, I seem to find myself the Leader, or the one whom is relied on for Strength quite often in everyday life. It’s delicious when a guy takes charge with sex.

    • Kiri the Unicorn

      Hear, hear!

      • Anna Elizabeth

        xD

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    Sounds like someone didn’t get enough love and encouragement from Dad, but was never hired to ride the pole.

  • Ellie

    I buy calendars every year. One for my purse, and one for the kitchen wall. Of course…mine usually have lighthouses on them. I love lighthouses, in all states of dress and undress.

    Child custody problems for men these days? I guess they’d have to tell it to someone who didn’t have a former SIL who didn’t want visitation set by the court, because he might have a party or a wedding to go to that weekend.

    • Anna Elizabeth

      ~hugs~ My older sister is still owed Child Support from an ex. The child is 24 years old now, they’ve never seen a dime since he was 2.

      • Marion in Savannah

        I don’t know if my mother ever saw a dime from my father. (I was introduced to him when I was 15…)

        • Anna Elizabeth

          ~hugs~

          • Marion in Savannah

            Actually, we finally did become friendly — this was, of course, a LONG time after he got over sending me subscriptions to “National Review.” (Yep, he was one of the ones with an “Impeach Earl Warren” bumper sticker. Thank heaven that he lived in LA and I lived in NYC!)

          • Anna Elizabeth

            Oh Jebus. Again, Good On Ya’.

      • Ellie

        Can always use hugs. The child is now grown, and does not know that conversation ever took place, so loves his father, in spite of the way he is. The rest of us will hates him forever, and call him names, although not in front of the child.

        • Anna Elizabeth

          ~hugs~ Good for you. I have little patience for the “Child Custody” arguments from these Worthies.

    • Eileen Besse

      OT–I buy cocker spaniel calendars for the kitchen, and get the free local bank calendars (with local doings dates) for the bathroom. I am be old.

    • Celtic_Gnome

      We buy a calendar every year. It doesn’t have any pictures on it. We use it to keep track of appointments for each of us so we don’t have any conflicts. It hangs on the back of the front door where we both have access to it.

      Should I draw boobies on it to make it trendy?

  • Marion in Savannah

    It can get even weirder and creepier in some “Christian” circles:

    Part the first: http://www.christiandomesticdiscipline.com/guidelines_for_wives.html
    and
    Part the second: http://www.christiandomesticdiscipline.com/how_to_discipline.html

    • redarmyzombie

      Nope, I’m not doing it. Not touching those links.

      THERE’S NOT ENOUGH BOOZE IN MY OFFICE, DAMMIT!!!

      • Marion in Savannah

        It’s just another one of those things that I file in the “Shit That Makes Me Feel Sane” drawer.

    • Ellie

      Reminds me of the old days, when I used to hang around on COMB at AOL. My two favorite boards were Hair and Submit!

    • Anna in PDX

      Oh god why did you post those and why did I read them

    • Anna Elizabeth

      “None of these passages teach that women are inferior in intellect, but rather that her feminine qualities preclude her being as well equipped for family leadership.”

      Fuck *that* noise, Motherfuckers. I will P.T. you Christian Men until your assholes squirt Clotted Creme!

  • Dept. of Space Tacos
    • BeachBum

      I definitely need moar fur in my life.

      • Marion in Savannah

        Careful — a kitten is the gateway drug to “one more cat and they’re gonna start calling me the crazy cat lady.”

    • Marion in Savannah

      Is very SQUEE.

    • Doug Langley

      It’s Nermal, the world’s cutest kitten!!

  • BloviateMe

    Mental illness has many an avenue to reveal itself.

    • BeachBum

      Gone down that cul de sac !

  • CripesAmighty

    This would almost seem to be of a piece with the Dana Loesch lunacy, except that these sad sacks don’t even seem to have the excuse of monetizing this nonsense into a sustainable racket.

  • Shanzgood
    • Anna Elizabeth

      Oh my. :) Thanx for posting that here.

      You know when I started wearing Booty shorts? Right after my sister took over caretaking Mom. I walked outside one morning to dump the trash, in Booty shorts. The construction guys started catcalling, from 200 meters away. “Hey Baby! What the Fuck? Aren’t you Cold?’

      About an hour later, I realized I need milk. I need to walk past the construction site to go anywhere. I refuse to let them make me change my clothes.

    • BloviateMe

      Wow, didn’t see the ending coming. That gives me a sliver of hope for our race.

    • suziq

      So totally not what I was expecting! Nice!

    • bbayliss

      Wow worth reading for the ending.

      • Ill-Advised

        Sad. Now I have to read it!

    • BosGrl

      Wow!

    • Rachel Book Harlot

      Christ. Both horrifying and awesome at the same time. I’m so glad she was taken seriously.

      I have to wonder if many construction companies in my area have been mindful to explain that this type of shit won’t be tolerated because they are afraid of being sued or something. I have noticed that this seems to happen much less now in NYC. I live in NYC where there is always a lot of construction, and I’ve noticed that the workers take care not to say anything to the women who walk by. Not so far back, that was not the case. I would dread having to walk by them and would often cross the street. Not anymore, really. I’ll notice some might look at a woman after she walks by, but they’ll try not to let her notice.

      • Shanzgood

        I’ve worked in construction for 20 years, on jobsites for different companies and in different states, and I’ve never seen that kind of behavior. The only harassment I ever knew of happened to ME. From my boss and supposed mentor.

        • Rachel Book Harlot

          I’m so very sorry you had to endure that. That’s just awful. **hug**

          In regards to construction workers, here it was terrible. They may not have said something as vulgar as “i’d fuck you”, but they’d do the whole, “hey beautiful” or “smile” or something along those lines. There was always some dumb comment. Or if there wasn’t a comment, they would just stare at you as you walked by. Ugh. Awful.

        • Anna Elizabeth

          ~hugs~

      • Anna Elizabeth

        In my new, happier neighborhood, things are better. The place across the street has had roofers working for days. I see the guys look at me, but no catcalling.

        • Rachel Book Harlot

          It’s so weird that Shanzgood posted this article because I was just contemplating this very thing the other day! There is work going on in the building that I work in as well as on the route I usually take to pick up lunch, and I wondered if in our current climate these companies were being more careful.

          • Anna Elizabeth

            Yeah, I was quite frankly surprised as well, because I get catcalled by men in cars every day.

          • Rachel Book Harlot

            I’m so sorry, Anna. Ugh. I hate those type of assholes. I would call them pigs, but that would be an insult to pigs.

          • Anna Elizabeth

            :) Thank you. I do my best to ignore them.

            What is funny, the other day when that Gorgeous Brit approached me, I was super-pissed after getting Catcalled all day, and then on more “beep-beep’ of a horn to get my attention…but he was Smooth. :)

  • Aggle Wok

    The block quotes in these garbage person posts turn me into the blinking eyes gif, every damn time.

  • Dept. of Space Tacos
    • Anna Elizabeth

      Awws!

      • Dept. of Space Tacos
        • JustDon’tSayConfabulation

          Cujo?

        • Anna Elizabeth

          “Bitey”.

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            looks like a damn vampire bat, no?

          • Anna Elizabeth

            Yes kitteh does! xD

          • H0mer0

            “I call the big one Bitey!”

        • Ellie

          One son had a kitten that looked like that. He named it Black Sabbath. I thought it was too long a name for a little kitten – then it bit me and shredded the drapes…

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            so, average cat?

            ; p

          • Ellie

            Well…let’s just say she lived up to the image brought forth by her name. Not her fault; she was feral and just not able to be socialized by anyone who tried. She was very pretty and soft when she wasn’t in attack mode.

        • Rachel Book Harlot

          This little guy must be related to my baby. Same attitude and everything. :)

        • Kiri the Unicorn

          I KEEL YOU! RAWR!

        • Blackest Noobs

          Wolfy!

        • Marion in Savannah

          Sometimes it ain’t easy, you fierce little thing. Instead of yelling at them tell your staff what you would like to be called. If they’re worthy of serving you they’ll pay attention.

          (For realz — Mr. MinS and I have sometimes had cats for a week or so before they’d tell us their names. And that’s only their “family” name — See T. S. Eliot’s “The Naming of Cats.”)

          • Ill-Advised

            All the upfists! Just so. Our two rescues took three weeks to name, because it took one of them that long just to let us see him again.

            He’s over his issues with males and shoes, and occasionally is even comfortable around doors.

    • Ellie

      Love that. I must pass it on.

      • H0mer0

        Is your avatar Cookie Monster in a spaceship with a tractor beam trying to beam up all the trolls’ deliciousnesses?

        • Ellie

          It wasn’t, although that’s an interesting thought. It just made me smile to think of an alien and Cookie teaming up.

    • BeachBum

      I say ignorance can’t be all bad if it is bliss also and too.

    • Marion in Savannah

      Cats are often smarter than we are.

  • Aggle Wok

    I wonder how many of the “women” on the FeMRA boards are actually dudes, like all the ladies on that adultery dating site, Ashley Motherfuck or whatever it was called?

    • stumpknocker

      i bar tended for many years and after years of observation, i have come to believe men ain’t the only dogs out there.

  • ariel_gee_398

    I have a feeling that there is a less than kind corner of the MRA internet where assholes are saying very nasty things about these women who just want to be oppressed and show off their boobs. If you’re gonna flash your tits for a cause, I feel like it should at least be appreciated.

    • Edith Prickly

      Yes, sandwiched in between all the whining that they never get laid.

  • Edith Prickly

    Oh dear, my inner bitchy gay man wants to unleash all the shade on their grooming and fashion choices and my feminist self says I’d be stooping to their level. What to do?

  • Me not sure

    Don’t get a tattoo with you MRA boyfriend’s name in it. That might end badly. How
    about a nice Norwegian Blue? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d64752298105169cec296133a73a83248a4ab5f307ad5521c23a5a6ebe1dcb80.jpg

    • mondojohnson

      Beautiful plumage.

      • Me not sure

        Easy to care for.

      • JustDon’tSayConfabulation

        Where the hell is Notlob, anyway?

    • theCryptofishist

      I think you’re supposed to wait for him to tell you what tattoos to get where.

  • WiscoJoe

    So what does a “whataboutism”-themed calendar look like?

    Oct 31: Today is the anniversary of Nevada becoming a state but no one is even talking about it!!!!!

    • ManchuCandidate

      What happens in Nevada stays in Nevada.

      • Blackest Noobs

        well it’s not Oct 31. today. just saying.

    • BeachBum

      Good One ! A subtle attempt of humor by misstating the date, thus suggesting to us the need to buy this calendar. Clever. However I do not buy calendars directly as I get them from charities I donate to. When Oct 31 comes around, I will celebrate with Nevada’s Official State Food and Beverage !

      • WiscoJoe

        How can you complain about misstatements of dates when over 60% of men don’t even have access to calendars? Huhhhhhh????

        • BeachBum

          With extremely lots and mucho difficulty. A Sisyphean effort obviously!

  • Dept. of Space Tacos
  • Juan de Fuca
  • La Cieca

    hey just think that men are the real victims, and want to stand up for them, with boobs

    Or in the case of the women illustrated center and right, without boobs.

  • La Cieca

    Alternatively, these women may not be red, but they sure are pills.

  • Michael R

    Citing emergency powers, President Donald Trump signed an executive order late in the day on Friday that would allow retired military pilots to be recalled to active duty.

    https://www.salon.com/2017/10/20/trump-signs-executive-order-to-draft-retired-pilots-back-into-military-service/

    • Ryan Denniston

      WTF? What is the problem this solution intends to solve?

      • OrG

        Something to be outraged about that’s NOT russian collusion.

        • Stulexington

          with a side of saber rattling I imagine.

      • Ill-Advised

        You know perfectly well we need ten times MORE military, not just nukes, probably because he’s been told he can’t play with the nukes. So he’ll play with lives in other ways, instead.

    • Notreelyhelping

      Sounds like we’re in for some serious dog-wagging.

  • Stulexington

    Also too the family court inequality is caused by the patriarchy. When a woman embraces her gender assigned role she has the full and complete backing of the patriarchy and when a man fights against his he runs up against the forces that oppose women when they want to do literally anything besides homemaker, nurse, teacher or secretary.

    • Three Finger Salute

      The very concept of the nuclear heterosexual family with the father-figure as “boss” and breadwinner is also in and of itself caused by the (white) patriarchy. One of the things that Canada is having to face up to about the treatment of the children in the residential schools is that their practice of ripping kids from the tribe and placing them in foster care with “traditional” mother and father households was itself part of erasing their culture, where the children were raised communally and everyone had responsibility for bringing them up and teaching them their traditions.

      Hillary Clinton’s It Takes a Village was based on this concept: the tribe (or nation) as family. Engels even wrote an early treatise using this model as a metaphor for what was eventually called “communism,” and of course, praising it as superior. Conservatives and white patriarchal society demonized this as (what else) communism (most likely, without ever having heard of Engels’ text) and primitive, compared to the “civilized” model of the man working, the woman staying at home — and every family for themselves.

      Later on, this demonization got applied to LGBT families, which itself also ties into what you said about women’s and men’s gender roles where even in heterosexual households, “Mr. Mom” gets lambasted as a weak, “effeminate” male and the working mom gets vilified as an uncaring, ballbusting ice queen who can’t be bothered to stay home and nurture her children (and therefore, doesn’t deserve family leave to do so — unless it’s of the model where, “if you got family, you’re fired, now leave”). But LGBT families in particular were and still are viewed as invalid and even harmful to children (“they’re sexual predators who’ll turn the kids gay”). So too, co-parenting arrangements, poly relationships, even extended-family situations where, for example, someone is divorced or a widow(er), and raises the kids with a live-in sibling or other relative. To this day there are still people who hate the show Full House for no other reason than they see it as an early form of normalizing same-sex parenting.

      It all goes back to patriarchy. How rude!

  • Résistance Land Shark Ω
    • JustDon’tSayConfabulation

      STFU, Dave. How’s the weather in Obscurity?

    • BloviateMe

      I smell a sitcom in the making.

    • Marion in Savannah

      Poor Irony has been drinking herself to death since January. She started on bourbon, but now she’s chugging Everclear.

      • theCryptofishist

        Warn us when she starts on Sterno, so we can stage an intervention.

    • Edith Prickly

      David Clarke, meet a mirror.

      • Christopher Story

        Last time he did that, he tried to arrest his reflection, then shot it when it resisted.

    • Three Finger Salute

      Kapo Scout Leader with his Uncle Tom demerit badges sez wut?

    • Stulexington

      I mean look at that ridiculous cowboy hat that stylishly matches his shirt, so wacky looking.

  • Ryan Denniston

    Made it two minutes before I had to turn it off.

  • Ryan Denniston

    “They note that men have higher suicide
    rates than women (though women are more likely to attempt suicide), and
    that men are four times more likely to get cancer than women, but the
    “majority of funding” goes to women who have cancer.”

    Luckily, we now are prepared to deal with gender unfairness by defunding maternity care paid for in part my men as well as contraception coverage, because we all know the slut got pregnant entirely by her own choosing. Thanks Republicans!

    • theCryptofishist

      I’m really interested in this “majority of cancer funding goes to women” thing. Actually health care dollars? Research? Is breast cancer the only cancer funded? (Fuck you, Susan Komen.) Or breast and ovary? I have a feeling that if you tug at that remark hard enough, you find a whole lot of more complicated stuff underneath.

      • Marion in Savannah

        Gee, I’m sure that there’s no funding for lung cancer, or testicular cancer, or brain cancer, or esophageal cancer, or… I’m sure they get their statistics from Prof. Otto Yerass.

        • theCryptofishist

          I have never heard of the good professor before, but I feel that I have run into his work.

        • sarafina

          Isn’t PROSTATE cancer a thing? More than 2 men in my family have had it and been extensively treated.

      • H0mer0

        I hear ya. I think they pulled that statistic out of their bleached white anuses

    • Ms.Moon

      Aren’t men’s cancers usually linked to jobs though, traditionally male jobs like coal mining left them open to certain cancers. I think I read that somewhere. Also, non married men don’t have wives that make them go to doctors so men who are not married don’t go get checked up on the regular and by the time they experience issues due to cancer it is usually too late.

  • Dept. of Space Tacos
    • Anna Elizabeth

      LOL

    • theCryptofishist

      “pants”?

    • Marion in Savannah

      Mine aren’t so much into the TP, but let them get their paws on a roll of paper towels and it looks like a blizzard/pillow fight here.

    • Ms.MLG on Maui

      My little cat, Ivy, used to be obsessed with toilet paper. She never wanted the roll already in use, so she would open the bathroom cabinet, drag a roll out, and commence to fucking it up. I came home from work one day, and my dog, Milo, didn’t greet me at the door. I was like, WHAT THE HELL? Where’s my boy? I found him and Ivy in the bathroom. They had apparently managed to close themselves inside, and had torn a roll of toilet paper into a million pieces of Charmin confetti. They were draped in it, sitting in big piles of it, covered with it. It was everywhere. What do you do at that point but laugh your ass off?

      • Paganish

        Aww, memories :)

  • Marion in Savannah

    URK… I finally screwed (heh… I said screwed) up the courage to actually try to look at that video. Is it just me, or do they seem to be the flip side of the men’s incel crowd, but busy protesting about how hot they are and how men want to buy their calendar? (No, I did NOT make it to the end of the video — I think I lasted somewhere between 1½ and 2 minutes.)

    • Edith Prickly

      The gentleman in the baseball cap seemed rather confused about their mission. Or perhaps he was blinded by the contrast between their black swimsuits and melanin-deficient flesh. Pro-tip, ladies – go animal print or jewel tones next time.

      • BloviateMe

        Me-ow.

        Go on…

        • Edith Prickly

          Also, dyeing the long ends of your femullet lime green does not make it hip.

          • sarafina

            Or attractive.

      • La Cieca

        See, people laugh when you say “she has no gay friends,” but you see how handy it would be having a Prickly on your team.

        • Edith Prickly

          That is some super half-assed bombshell makeup (rather like her swimsuit…) Black Goth swimsuit = ruby red lips or go home. The nude lip look needs full-on Elizabeth Taylor in Cleopatra eye makeup to work, otherwise you look like you couldn’t be bothered.

  • Ms.MLG on Maui

    Assholery knows no gender.

    • BloviateMe

      True, men and women both have assholes, and ain’t afraid to use ’em.

      • Gayer Than Thou

        Hardly a day goes by that I don’t use mine.

    • Iam Reading

      ” you say you can’t live with what you’ve been through. Will ladies you can be an asshole too.”

      Frank Zappa

  • DesertedPictures

    In the few instances where they sort of have a point (the draft and abused men), they don’t have to start a new activist group: they can just become old school feminists…

    At least: when I learned about feminism it was always emphasisezed that men are also victims of a non-equal society (as men are not allowed to show emotions, be different (gay/feminised) and are expected to give up their lives in distress situations (not parents and children, but women and children).

    They pretend that feminists have nothing to say about these matters.. and that’s wrong. If you want to make the draft apply to both genders, you will find that feminists where fighting for that, before the term ‘mra’ even existed.

  • Dept. of Space Tacos
    • Shanzgood

      OMG I bought a nice can opener recently and STILL had to show three teenagers how to use it the other day.

      • Anna Elizabeth

        LOL

        • Shanzgood

          I’m not kidding! They were trying to open a can of pumpkin purée to make a pie and NONE of them could figure out how it worked!

          They also couldn’t figure out the instructions for how to make the pie. Didn’t properly measure a damn thing. This is what they ended up with. Even after baking IT WAS POURABLE.

          https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/25decde4ab7be5d11f42c5040d28ef90fa1d8d16a13dcedbd0da23ddd7ab4c46.jpg

          • David Chaillou

            Yummy.

          • Shanzgood

            When I came downstairs the next morning, someone had eaten half of it.

          • Jonny On Maui

            I’m betting on the boy…

          • Shanzgood

            I asked. He said he didn’t. Unless he was super high and forgot.

          • Persistent Demme

            Probably tasted good!

          • Shanzgood

            It looked like diarrhea.

          • wavicles

            You mean drank half the punkin’ smoothie?

          • Shanzgood

            I have no idea. I seem to remember a ladle.

          • Jonny On Maui

            I remember teaching the spawn to cook. They were all “Why? You and mom cook.”

            “What’ll y’all do when we stop?”

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            I’m in my 50’s and still find things I don’t know how to do that my parents did, so I never had to learn. (the last was garden.)

          • Anna Elizabeth

            Kids. xD Hell, I’d still eat it.

          • Persistent Demme

            Baking is like chemistry.
            You have to be precise.
            Are they better at other kinds of cooking?

          • Shanzgood

            I wouldn’t know.

          • Ms.Moon

            I bake but I never measure anything when I am making bread except for the yeast. I usually do it by look/feel. I had a fundraiser at church today for Episcopal Charities we’re raising money for hurricane victims and I was just in a bread zone. I made five dozen rolls and several other loaves I felt like a bread fairy every time I turned around I had bread in my hands.

          • Persistent Demme

            Sounds wonderful!
            I love baking bread!
            It’s so therapeutic, and people LOVE the results.
            Have you ever seen kingarthurflour.com?
            Great site!

          • Ms.Moon

            It is so very relaxing. I made potato bread and everyone fell in love with it, the last time I made it I used Yukon golds and it gave the bread such a nice color. I wanted to bake fresh bread and everyone would smell it and buy it, and it worked. I had sold out of bread many times, but fortunately I was on a roll and the bread just kept coming. The hours flew by I am super tired but I am happy everyone was so happy to have hot, fresh homemade bread. I will do it again next year, bread is very forgiving and rewarding.

          • Persistent Demme

            And among breads, potato bread is a great one!
            Used to find it in NY, all the time.
            Here in CA, not so much.

            In the soft, white, delicious, bread category: this is one of my favorites.
            https://www.kingarthurflour.com/recipes/pani-popo-samoan-coconut-buns-recipe

          • Ms.Moon

            I made it because it is a great bread to make vegan, it remains light and fluffy even without butter. I made it with butter flavored vegetable shortening and it came out perfectly everyone was still raving about my bread at church today so hot bread will be at next harvest.

          • sarafina

            Did you NEVER bake cookies with them? It’s not hard to measure stuff, if someone cared enough to show them. But just saying, “The kitchen’s over there” is way below adequate preparation.

          • grindstone

            Judgy comment is judgy.

          • Shanzgood

            No, I don’t bake much and I’ve only had them do the chopping and slicing for dinner stuff. I figured they’d learned something in their cooking clssses at school but apparently not.

            I took shop.

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            Me too. I was the only girl in my class in Florida in the late 70’s

          • Just saying

            A pie with canned pumpkin? I do not even know you yet you are dead to me.

          • Shanzgood

            Hey, the kids decided that on their own.

          • Platos_Redhaired_Stepchild

            We seriously need to bring back home ec classes in school.

      • Iam Reading

        My kids can’t work a can opener either. But we don’t eat out of cans. So for them it’s more of an ignorance thing because they so far have not been exposed to the concept of food coming out of a can.

        It’s not an elitist foodie thing. It is because most if not all food cans are lined with a sealant that leaches endocrine disruptors. I’m trying to protect my girls’ ability to keep their bodies as free from pollutants as possible, at least until they’re old enough to make their own choices.

      • redblack

        when we were kids, my cousin thought he was going to starve when the power went out, because he had never seen a non-electric can opener.

        • Shanzgood

          Hahaha! I made brownies one day after school and freaked my dad out when he came home to find me elbows-deep in the batter.

          The directions said: Mix by hand.

  • Three Finger Salute

    Who’s “we”? Wow, how fucking oblivious and self-centered they are (as in white-centered). MRA and racism go together like PB&J. They don’t really care about women in Saudi Arabia or the Chibok girls except as an excuse to thump the drum for “white Enlightenment” and how civilized white people supposedly are. The one thing all these situations have in common is patriarchal oppression of women by men and by systems (in this case religions and tribal customs) designed to benefit men, just like “both sides do it” is applicable both to Harvey Weinstein (Democrat) and Donald Trump (Republican).

    As well as only a specific type of “macho” aggressive male at the helm of power, who also oppresses sensitive and caring men because said traits are demonized as feminine and “weak.” Whether that’s the ayatollah, the Boko Haram leader, the Saudi princes or the fucking president of the United States is irrelevant. Women and men are victimized not by feminism but by patriarchy. I can’t figure out whether to hate these kapos or feel pity for them, because on one hand they’re obviously naive and brainwashed and yet on another hand they’re intentionally trying to help out those same enemies of human rights involved in MRA and patriarchy.

    MRA, racism and homo/transphobia are also a perfect match (threesome?) and recipe for disaster. When did LGBT people finish getting rights such that they could call it a day, kick back and not have to worry anymore? How about never? There is so much wrong with this whole “movement” that entire volumes could be written about it. Not the least of which is the “capitalist free-market” system being perhaps the umbrella organization above all that is additionally inseparable from patriarchy and all those things, which obviously rewards those who “speak out” in defense of the status quo, while liberal and dissenting voices (like Wonkette) have to beg for beer money. The entrenched interests are on the right but they’re not in the right. Every single day this is something that we have to fight against. These women are aiding and abetting an enemy in multiple uniforms. They make me sick.

  • Juan de Fuca

    Their Indie-go-go campaign for the video explains that while they don’t hate women (even though “Modern Medusa,” one of the producer/models of the calendar says “feminism is cancer” like she’s Milo or something), they just think that men are the real victims, and want to stand up for them, with boobs.

    I’m kinda rusty on my Greek mythology but didn’t Medusa hate men?

    • La Cieca

      Medusa hated everybody. And that was true in Greek mythology as well.

    • BreakingDeadMen

      She probably only knows the Marvel Comics version

    • capnkrunch

      Yeah, talk about missing irony. Medusa was turned into a monster as punishment for being raped in Athena’s temple. Then, basically all the gods are like “fuck her” so they decide to help Perseus murder her. He goes on to be a famous hero while she gets murdered and remembered only as an evil monster.

      • Jonny On Maui

        I really don’t know why they hated her. Her glance made every male hard…

  • La Cieca
    • Ling Ling

      That video lifts my ponytail

    • theCryptofishist

      It’s a kind of hat, isn’t it? or is beard more appropriate here?

      • H0mer0

        Tillerson’s hair makes him look like he’s wearing a yarmulke.

    • Edith Prickly

      Pick up your Internet at the head table.

  • Panika MCD

    we could do something about the male suicide success rate because men are more likely to use a gun–but I don’t think these ladies are interested in fighting for sensible gun legislation.

    the cancer funding disproportionality thing doesn’t just affect prostate and testicular cancer research–it affects funding for most common cancers like skin cancer and colon cancer. this is why there was a blow up at the last CPRIT hearing because the board members were concerned that one of their mission planks–researching cancers significant to Texas (those which are disproportionately higher here)–didn’t have its own corresponding strategy, but was, rather, covered under “AOT,K”, but the staff couldn’t give them actual numbers on projects funded and dollars dedicated to such research.

    finally, the custody thing is fucking bizarre. I’ve sat through a couple of the hearings. every TX legislative session they find someone to file a bill at the last minute encouraging 50-50 custody. and every session the author ends up pulling the bill after the hearing and getting death threats. why do they pull their bills? because most of the testimony goes as follows, “after the bitch sued me to get me to take a paternity test and I found out that I was the father of the kid I was denying any connection to, I didn’t get custody on weekends and holidays and my mom’s really pissed that she doesn’t get to take care of her grandchild sometimes and they want me to pay child support and attend supervised visitation with the kid and HOW IS THAT EVEN FAIR?!”

    • h4rr4r

      That first thing. Men succeed at suicide more because of the method they choose.

      • theCryptofishist

        We aren’t even allowed to research that.

  • Daniel Hooper

    “Not that I have any issue with boob-showing, mind you. Do what you want! Frankly, I’m just wondering who even buys calendars these days anyway.”

    People who don’t have internet? Especially those kind of calendars…

    It’s interesting for me at work as a male(well, demigoddess wolfess with the guise of a human male, but I digress) working with a pair of females who are on polar opposite sides in terms of submissiveness. The older co-worker hates men and has loudly declared this on many occasions. Her favorite pastime at work is complaining loudly about her sons or quietly about me. She’ll browbeat me if my eyes linger on a cute woman a second longer than absolutely necessary, while also happily sharing how she’d be happy to get wrapped up in a male customers beard or get reverse pile driven by one.

    My other co-worker, much younger but still a bit older than me, still lives at home in her later 30’s. Same as me, but while my main reason for that is financial, for her I think it’s more out of emotional necessity. If something requires her to go more than a half hour from home, someone else MUST take her because the stress of going that distance is too much for her to handle. She’s absolutely terrified of the smallest changes at work and I I usually have to teach her/calm her down enough to show nothing’s really changed. Despite being several years my senior physically and experience wise, she’ll immediately run to me for the slightest bit of change(she once had a full blown panic attack when an update to the computer added, “a strange looking screen I’m afraid to do anything with.” It was a screensaver.)
    So yeah, too extreme one way or the other is no good. I, and I think most people would probably prefer that too. Those who don’t, well… be careful, is all I’m saying.

    • Panika MCD

      but you have to have the internet to find it…?

    • Persistent Demme

      Your gender digression is intriguing.
      Is this like Eddie Izzard who claimed he was a lesbian trapped in a man’s body?

      • H0mer0

        I thought I was a gay man trapped in a woman’s body (because of my penchant for potty humor and familiarity with Broadway Musicals) but realized the deal breaker was buttsechs and my aversion to it.

      • Daniel Hooper

        Sort of, I guess? I mean, in terms of sexual attraction the other person’s gender is really just a detail to consider on top of their other qualities. I think overall the persona of a muscle bound wolf demigoddess with the disguise of a human male fits me better overall. The female side says I’m gentle and welcoming, while pretty much everything else says I will absolutely destroy you should you cross me, and it’s only through my divine grace that the moronic masses aren’t stricken down by me for their daily transgressions.

        • Persistent Demme

          There’s a TV show here called “The Orville” (Star Trek-ish, but intentionally funny), that had an episode about a planet with no, (or very few), women.
          They blow things up all the time, and have first dates, (all male of course), that involve shooting things.
          Your masculine side would love it!

  • Jonny On Maui

    I know. Math and numbers, ick!

    But the numbers I really want to see are $ for cancer research vs. $ for bonerpill research.

    • Dept. of Space Tacos

      but the profit numbers would be REALLY interesting.

      (Nice day in Maui? I can only imagine how nice it is out your way).

      • Ms.MLG on Maui

        We are going to a succulent nursery today. I am more excited about this than is cool to admit.

        • Dept. of Space Tacos

          heh, why are you guys on seperate computers and not doing…uh…hawaii stuff!

          • Ms.MLG on Maui

            We are on our phones.

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            i don’t know how y’all do that…I’m talking to you on like a 32 inch screen. I’ve tried on my phone and can’t do it.

          • Jonny On Maui

            It’s an acquired taste…

          • Ms.MLG on Maui

            I have a lot of practice. I have only ever posted here from my phone.

          • BeachBum

            Me either. But I have the ole dog new tricks syndrome.

          • redblack

            the phone allows one to wonk anywhere there’s a signal. i’d like to see you lug a 32-inch monitor onto a beach.

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            beach? You mean those places with sun AND sand…ewwww.

            (True story, when gramma came to live with us, she apparently told mom, ‘I can’t wait to go to the beach.’ It’s the desert. Mom said, “Yeah, there’s 500 miles of beach.”)

          • Jonny On Maui

            Saturday morning coffee, waking up slow and easy. Enjoying the sunmist and rainbows.

            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bc70a309358c71fb2eb5c6bb6ae1855fe379d5e18b5cf59cf0fb4f6873f55840.jpg

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            meanwhile I drove though a desolate, but sunny, desert on the way home.

            Sigh.
            (our joke driving east was always, “we must be getting close, I seen green!”)

          • Rocket Pony Ron

            (looking out his window at the few brown leaves left on his trees)

            Damn you two to HELL!

        • h4rr4r

          Don’t eat babies!

          • Ms.MLG on Maui

            You know I can’t promise that!

        • Rocket Pony Ron

          I had to parse that twice. The first time I thought, just how juicy and flavourful can a nursery be?

          • Ms.MLG on Maui

            I’m hoping this nursery has reasonable prices and a good selection! That would be juicy enough for me.

          • wavicles

            It depends on what they’re feeding the babbys

    • Panika MCD

      there’s more in cancer research than in weinerboner pill research, but that’s because there are more cancers than there are causes for ED and because there is government funding at various levels. the government funding that went into weinerboner pill research was dedicated to blood pressure medication research.

    • h4rr4r

      Boner pills get very little research funding compared to cancer. People will pay way more for cancer treatment.

      Combined they both get less than the advertising budget.

  • BreakingDeadMen

    Imagine how sad your life is to be one of these women.

  • Iam Reading

    If these three entities were somehow completely representative of human females, I would be a MGTOW

    • Swampgas_Man

      Thank Zeus homosexuality is still an option.

      • Three Finger Salute

        For now. Tom Price’s wife wants to force gays to go their own way. Right into a concentration camp.

      • The Wanderer

        There are members of the present government who think that other countries’ laws mandating death for sexual inversion are a Good Thing, and worthy of imitation here.

        • redblack

          sounds kinda taliban-y, no?

          • The Wanderer

            Oh yeah. Also Uganda-y, and Zimbabwe-y.

  • Dept. of Space Tacos
  • Swampgas_Man
  • azeyote

    fuckin issues – every time –

    • h4rr4r

      What do you expect, it was the best Korn album.

      • azeyote

        lol

  • DesertedPictures

    I sat in a court case where a man was loudly complaining about not getting to see his son. (he had hit his (ex)girlfriend in front of his kid and was facing criminal charges).

    The judge said that he could imagine that was sad, and asked him what he had done to redeem himself. (child protective services had suggested a path for the man to get to see his children again. his ex-girfriend was in the court room (crying) because she wanted her kid to see his father. But no, he didn’t want to be treated ‘like a child’.

    You know what he had to do? First exange some post-cards with his son. Then some phone calls. After that: visits with supervision.

    The whole trial: he was constantly complaining about how unfair it was that he hadn’t seen his child in 12 months. But the fact was: if he had simply done as asked, he would have had weekend custody by then.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      And at that point did the judge tell him, in whatever phraseology is correct to maintain courtroom decorum to get bent? Because that’s what I would have done.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Men also have a higher rate of being busted with child pr0n, pulling out their junk on the subway, raping women and shooting large amounts of people at one time. What’s up with that?

    • Juan de Fuca
      • Anna Elizabeth

        Eww

        • Ms.MLG on Maui

          It IS Eww. Big time Eww. But memes like that aren’t created by people who are concerned with boys being assaulted and harassed by women. They are created by people who want to minimize girls being assaulted and harassed by men by pointing out that “both sides do it”. It’s all disgusting.

          • Anna Elizabeth

            Yes.

          • Ms.MLG on Maui

            Brooke Shields was featured nude in Playboy at the age of 10. No one was arrested!

          • Tiny kaiju

            It may also be designed to shame older women for displaying their sexual interests publicly.

          • Ms.MLG on Maui

            That’s probably part of it, too, but I can’t get on board with adults sexualizing 17 year olds. Being a fan of his, absolutely! Lusting over him at such an age was premature. Wait a year, ladies, then lust away!

      • Platos_Redhaired_Stepchild

        This is a valid point…….. but Edward Cullen wasn’t 17. He was over a hundred years old. So were his siblings, right? So doesn’t that make him pretty damn creepy for chasing a teenage girl? Especially since it was because she smelled delicious?

    • WeaselPoo

      I’m sure airline peanut packets have something to do with it.

    • The Wanderer

      Testosterone.

      • Mr. Blobfish

        Could it be that simple?

    • Ms.MLG on Maui

      A lot of people pretend women being assholes is worse than men being assholes. Women are human beings, and some will act like assholes, because human beings are assholes sometimes. When people make up special bullshit stereotypical terms specifically for women being assholes (such as “Women eat their own”) they are saying it’s worse when a woman behaves badly, because she doesn’t have the right to behave badly, but men do, because boys will be boys. Anyone who cannot grasp the concept that women are simply human-not special, not exempt from horrible behavior and ideas-has not grasped the basic concept of equality. It isn’t worse when women do shitty things. Act like an asshole. Face the consequences of your behavior. That’s true for all of us, no matter our gender.

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        Ramen. Well said.

    • sarafina

      Do they want sympathy for that, too?

    • Mehmeisterjr

      The Ladies of Child Molesters Calendar. Featuring Anna Renee Duggar, Dottie Sandusky, Emanuelle Seignier….

      Please buy one. For the cause.

  • The Wanderer

    Think she’d be offended if I channeled my Inner Bastard and told her to choose a hair color and stick to it?

    • theCryptofishist

      No, no, she needs to be told what hair color she needs, by a red pill guy.

      • sarafina

        That hair is very unattractive, imo. I watched two minutes of that video, and have never before seen a less convincing performance.

  • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

    Men suffer at a greater rate than women in the western world, but you never hear about it.

    They are right. People don’t know about male hair loss. I suffer from it, many men in your family probably suffer in the same way.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0_8Y-wOwPI

    • h4rr4r

      I have been balding since 18, just cut it short and get on with your life. Not a real problem.

    • Three Finger Salute

      At the same time it’d be nice to cure baldness, I wish science could also too figure out a way to stop humans from developing body hair. An ugly holdover from our ape origins. I guess we’re cursed to keep it until Republicans acknowledge that evolution isn’t fake news?

      • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

        But where would our cooties live? Won’t you think of our cooties?

      • h4rr4r

        The baldness is not bad, the hair that wants to grow out on my ears that shit sucks!

        • Dept. of Space Tacos

          none in my ears, my nose on the other hand…

          Sigh.

          I also have a SINGLE hair that grows between my eyebrows. Not a unibrow, just ONE persistent show off.

          • h4rr4r

            Not in, that would be fine. On! As in out of the edge of the ear. Thick as beard hair, shit hurts to tweeze, but I do.

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            oh man, yeah, I can see that.

            Also, finally had to get my haircutting lady – an unofficial tia – to start doing my eyebrows.

            They were getting into crazy-ole-man territory. I turn 39 in 2 weeks.

          • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

            Good, good, I feel the male suffering within you.

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            I’m not enjoying this phase of my life – i finally understand this shirt:
            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f84819865151d5cdb80e7f718107c5f4357b121f2a96cb676aa439e0b9d6aae7.jpg

          • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

            This is good because only men poop.

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            we’re the only ones who fart too.

            Ayup.

          • Mehmeisterjr

            I’m doing more than my own part.

          • Mehmeisterjr

            MPTOW

          • Jonny On Maui

            I’d tell ya what you can look forward to but it should really be a surprise…

          • Mehmeisterjr

            You are not alone.

            Somewhere along the line, my eyebrows not only turned thin but what was left of them developed alarming Oskar Homolka tendencies. Straight up, straight down, pointing outward. Every place but where they ought to be.

            Stranger yet, every so often one single, thin, colorless hair suddenly grows bang out of the center of my otherwise hairless chest to the length of 18 inches or more. I never notice it until it snags on something.

            Fun fact: My father had the exact same experience.

            And yet, no group of virtually illiterate wannabe biker babes has ever made a calendar for me and my heartrending eyebrow tragedy.

            OPPRESSIONZ!!!1.,1.,11!1,1,1!1,

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            i was getting curvy ones that rebelled against their brothers and made me look like some kind of evil mastermind!

        • Three Finger Salute

          The hormonal kitty whiskers are especially a nuisance, at least for a lot of us of the female persuasion (AFAIK most cis and trans females both want to get rid of facial hair as much as possible). Laser ain’t cheap, but I’m too socially susceptible to criticism to say “fuck it, we’ll do it live” and be OK as Thomasina Selleck. P.C.O.S. is a bitch, and damn the Republicans for wanting to apply the Hyde Amendment to insurance coverage of birth control!

          • h4rr4r

            Anything permanent would be a blessing.

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            Amen.

      • Kiri the Unicorn

        Funny thing is, if you have enough body hair, it looks great!

        http://pixdaus.com/files/items/pics/7/64/173764_eacfea6b96f8864491e3cb959a3059d2_large.jpg

        • Three Finger Salute

          Yeah, but you’re a unicorn and I’m a girlperson. ‘Course you don’t mind having an all-over mane.

        • Rocket Pony Ron

          /me iz jealous poneh.

        • Dept. of Space Tacos

          gorgeous horse is gorgeous.

        • Up In Smoke O’hontas

          Now THAT’S my kind of stud! Plus, he’ll take my direction willingly once I get a bit in his mouth and climb on top.
          I’ll be in the stable.

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        That’s probably why I have a thing about wanting to shave all those unsightly hairy backs.

    • Bobathonic

      Dude I know says: Gawd only made so many perfect heads. The rest he covered with hair.

  • Blender_415

    Maybe it’s just me, but those posts read like they were written by the same guys that constantly complain in the usual red-pill threads. It’s Reddit; unless it’s verifiable via second/third sources, it’s not real.

  • Alan

    She’s confused. If they agreed on xyz they should be good.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      It’s like the only thing they ever talk about.

  • Three Finger Salute

    I buy calendars. Usually I get a Peanuts/Snoopy “Happiness is…” one every year.

    If I had my own spending cash (or at least an eBay gift card and a bank account to attach the stupid PayPal to), I’d buy this:

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/90a91411c3f712dc544e0bc6baf11ef832c1d469627fcc59ed1ca7ca3f382db4.jpg

    “Because it’s (almost) 2018…”

  • Flashman

    Men also have to deal with succubi. Let’s not forget that.

    • Rachel Book Harlot

      And mermaids. Never forget the mermaids.

      • Lance Thrustwell

        I heard them singing, once.

        • sarafina

          I thought men LIKED succubi and mermaids??!?!?!?!?

          • Kiri the Unicorn

            Both of which have bad intentions. They’ll walk right past a willing unicorn for some girl who’s gonna drown them or drain their souls or some damn thing. It doesn’t make any kind of sense.

          • Jamoche

            It’s the horn. Makes them feel inadequate.

          • Kiri the Unicorn

            Should I have a big sign that says “Submissive- Please Fuck Me”?

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            Too much if Homer is to be believed.

        • mailman27

          La-a la la la la la-a-a CRASH!!!11!

        • Werewolf

          I do not think they will sing to me.

      • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

        Two of my friends smashed their ships filed with MGTOWs into rocks because of Sirens.

        That never happens to feminists.

        • Anna Elizabeth

          “Uselessyes’ Odyssey”

        • Harbinger08

          Guess they weren’t really going their own way after all. Tricked, again.

  • Lance Thrustwell

    We just want a little tea and sympathy, that’s all.

    Oh, and dates. Those are nice.

    • Amy!
      • Rachel Book Harlot

        Ewww! I absolutely hate the taste of dates.

        • Amy!

          See? Feminism! It makes women hate dates!

          • Rachel Book Harlot

            This made me laugh out loud! :)

          • Anna Elizabeth

            And I as well. xD

        • Ms.MLG on Maui

          SAME. Dates, raisins..things like that..it’s the texture for me. Too…chewy and weird.

      • Just saying

        I like to stuff them with goat cheese and honey. mmmmmmm

      • mailman27

        W/cream cheese from the block.

    • Rocket Pony Ron

      Now I want date squares.

      • Rachel Book Harlot
        • Rocket Pony Ron

          How strange. They appear to be approximately one-quarter the size of PROPER Rice Krispies Squares.

          • BrianW

            They also need chocolate frosting on them.

          • Rachel Book Harlot

            Hmm, I don’t know. I can’t really tell from the photo. Perhaps you should send me a batch so that I could make a proper comparison… :)

        • Old Man Yells at Cloud

          With the orange color, at first I thought those were Trump flavored Rice Crispy squares, but upon closer look, they seem to be Macaroni and Cheese flavored. Now I can’t decide which would taste worse.

    • Jamoche

      Bacon-wrapped chorizo stuffed dates.

  • Dept. of Space Tacos

    So asshole neighbors got ANOTHER dog…it used to not really “get” why the other two were always barking, but it has apparently learned barking at fucking EVERYTHING is a good thing. Now there are three nuisances next door.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/48b05af8e133db193925ea153eaef8e43a059a58a1f728efadd08efca652709f.png

    • Shanzgood

      How close are they to your yard? You can get anti-barking devices that look like bird houses.

      • Dept. of Space Tacos

        we have one, never worked.

        • Shanzgood

          Damn.

    • Dogs learn barking from other dogs. Barking dog owners are assholes of the worst order. People do cruel things to barking dogs, when they should be doing those cruel things to barking dog owners.

    • redblack

      change your router’s SSID to “shut that fucking dog up.”

      • Up In Smoke O’hontas

        A friend as work just moved and set up her router’s SSID to “Totally not a serial killer.” She’s awesome like that.

    • HogeyeGrex

      Many places have laws against such things. Find out if your area does, and if it does, either send in an anonymous complaint to get animal control to come give a warning, or let them know you won’t deal with it anymore.

    • Old Man Yells at Cloud

      I don’t like Family Guy, but this one bit makes me laugh.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3SN3Bghkxw

  • gilderbeast

    Guuuuh…
    Open letter to That Lady: if you really need domination try some BDSM and leave it in the bedroom and don’t conflate your lust and fantasy with harmful social clichés

    • grindstone

      She should buy The Horrible Debi Pearl’s books….they are cover to cover on how to be properly submissive to your man, for jeezus. And if your man doesn’t pick up the mantle of leadership, it’s the wife’s fault. Fun times!!

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        There goes the sane part of safe sane and consensual.

    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      Yep, I thought that as well. But be safe sane and consensual. And read up on it, both of you.

      • Gayer Than Thou

        Seriously. It totally OK to sexualize your submission, if you know that’s what you are doing and you are being smart about it.

        • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

          Yes, I loved “screw the roses, give me the thorns”. as a reference book, even though they are a straight couple and I was looking more for woman on woman.

  • Augustus

    I won’t mock their appearance, though it would be easy to do so, but I will call them really fucking stupid, which is what they are

    • Harbinger08

      It would have been better if you hadn’t brought up appearances at all, instead of the “I’m not going to do this, but let me announce it so you know why I would if I did” thing.

  • Christopher Story

    If I may… My girlfriend had a similar conversation with me, about trusting me and following my lead. The biggest deal for me was when she made me head of household on our lease agreement when we renewed.
    It has nothing to do with being a certain kind of woman, or a specific ideology. I earned that faith and that trust through years of hard work and smart decisions that benefitted us and improved our situation. I never demanded it or expected it of her.
    In fact, in the beginning, I was the submissive one. She’s always had a fierce independent streak, and I admired her for that. She was fun and creative and original and I wanted to support and promote that. So we did what she wanted to do.
    Now, she wants to do what I want to do.

    • Ms.MLG on Maui

      Some people are natural leaders. Some people are not. Some people prefer to make important decisions independently. Some people prefer a little more input from those they trust. It’s when we gender these things that we end up with a problem.

      • Christopher Story

        I think that’s the point I was making. I’ve been enjoying my weekend recreation in chemical form so my thoughts aren’t entirely cogent

        • Ms.MLG on Maui

          You made your point just fine. I was expanding on it, not disagreeing. It’s perfectly fine for a couple to determine who is best at what, and put that plan into action so you have the strongest partnership possible.

          • Sometimes a gal or guy is just burned out and ok with someone elsr being the adult also

          • Jonny On Maui

            One of the bestest things about a good relationship is the ability to say, “I’m done adulting, carry on.” with complete confidence.

          • Wonky Magoo

            Also, if you find someone you still like being around, even when BOTH of you are burned out and done adulting? That’s a keeper.

    • Anna Elizabeth

      I think it’s great for any couple to live their own way and find whatever works for them. :)

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        Yep, as long as you are equals that’s all that matters.

    • Rebel Scum with permit

      I think there’s nothing the matter with thisas long as both people agree. My fiancé and I are getting ready to finally combine our households. I’m terrible with money, so I’ve asked him to make the financial decisions. He insists that we go over the books at least once a month so I understand his decisions. Also, that if he predeceases me, I don’t take all of our remaining funds and build a home for unwed cats.
      I’ve agreed to handle our social dealings, because I can smooth things over in situations where his first instinct is to verbally throttle someone. I’m also better at researching decisions for travel, big ticket purchases, etc.
      Traditional, I know, but it’s where our skills lie.

      • grindstone

        Good plan. Spouse is rabid about money and debt, so he takes the lead there. I make better stock picks, so we usually talk those out together, but he defers to me. I make all the vacation decisions and plans, because I’m a freaking PM and it’s what I do. We lean on each other equally.

        • James

          We can’t afford stocks. My wife is in charge of the household finances, because I stink with money. We don’t use credit. I mostly do the housework (except cooking because I can’t follow a two-instruction recipe).

          • grindstone

            Oh gosh, I didn’t mean to imply we have money just laying around. Spouse had to create his own retirement account when he went freelance. And we don’t use credit either, or rather, we use credit cards that we pay off every month as expenses incur. Credit cards can be such a trap.

      • mailman27

        What about us unwed cats?

        • Rebel Scum with permit

          I will still try to find you proper husbands or wives ( have been rereading all of the Outlander books- a lot of that went on)

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        So glad you guys are doing this! Smart move.

    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      That is called being a team. I and Mr H. do this, he generally comes up with the idea and I think about it and discuss feasibility with him and we go from there.

      • Christopher Story

        I guess that’s where my weirdness comes from. These people who treat the natural course of a relationship’s evolution as some deep, profound truth that nobody knew before they knew it. And then they have to go make a religious ideology out of their own ignorance.

        • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

          I salute you for respecting each other. And Every time they make something a religion, they fuck it up every time.

    • mailman27

      So, partners! It’s the only way it’ll work.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Three women who are currently making a pin-up calendar to raise attention to men’s issues by showing them their boobs

    And the funds will be donated to prostate cancer, right? Or something that would actually be useful for addressing male-specific issues?

    Yeah, didn’t think so…

    • Rachel Book Harlot

      It’ll be donated to the organization of I Gotta Pay My Rent.

      • SeeTrain65

        Or his new charity: “That Bail Money’s Gotta Come From Somewhere.”

  • Left Coast Tom

    Three women who are currently making a pin-up calendar to raise attention to men’s issues by showing them their boobs.

    Because it’s so hard to find boobs on the internet.

    • James

      A lot of boobs are in MRA groups.

      • HooverVilles

        Ding ding ding

  • Dept. of Space Tacos
    • Kiri the Unicorn

      And she only likes the top-shelf gin.

      • Peggy????

      • sw19footrub

        The Top Shelf Gin is the name of my new Kurt Weill alt-country band.

    • Rachel Book Harlot

      Like a proper lady.

    • Anna Elizabeth

      Awws

  • I call bs on the cancer claim. One of the first treated and ‘curable’ cancers? Prostate. That is why women started raising funds themselves because all the money was going to research traditionally man diseases

    • Aggle Wok

      And when it comes to drug trials, isn’t standard default human considered to be male?

      • jowgajen

        Which makes no sense. At all. From a biology standpoint.

      • Ellie

        Male and not old…which is why some drugs I take have to be pre-approved by the suits – they haven’t been tested on geriatric patients and we might not be able to swallow them.

    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      They obviously are a new brand of scammer.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      Thank you! My husband and I got into a huge fight about this when we were dating. He seemed to believe that only boob cancer got any attention, and told me that most men who get prostate cancer die from it. I made him Google the stats while were we arguing in the car. I will never let him live that doesn’t.

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      That whinging about medical dollars always cracks me up (bitterly), considering how long the American Heart Association’s version of outreach to women was a pamphlet telling us how to prevent our husbands’ heart attack, and how women were excluded from drug trials for ages because it was too hard for the poor widdle pharmaceutical researchers to factor in hormone fluctuations for drugs that would, when approved, be prescribed for people with hormone fluctuations.

  • The Librarian

    I could not make it through that whole video. Can any of them speak correctly, or back up claims with facts? No, they cannot. If these women care so much, and want to share their boobs, why are there incels complaining? So confusing.

    • $$$$$

    • Aggle Wok

      Well, if you listen to the incels, those chicks aren’t 10s, so they should die.

      • HooverVilles

        I don’t listen to them but I suspect that what you said has a probability approaching 1.

  • Dept. of Space Tacos
    • HooverVilles

      Funny.

      Like!!!! times 1,000,000^1,000,000

    • Carpe Vagenda

      Parker from Leverage kitty!

  • TootsStansbury

    Those ladies should have a band, they could call it ‘The Garbage Patch Dolls’.

  • Carpe Vagenda

    I don’t think a woman wrote that post. It’s a little too Penthouse letter.

    Tht said, Cathy Young and Camille Paglia want to have a word about that “these days” thing, ’cause they’ve been at it a while…

    • James

      I wonder how many of so-called “women red pillers” are actually women, and how many are actually really screwed up men who should probably be watched.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        You know, if we could hook up the red pillers pretending to be women with the red pillers pretending to want to have sex with woman, it would be a huge public service.

        • BreakingDeadMen

          A sub-Reddit Glory Hole

  • WeaselPoo

    #Me
    I was just out of college and trying to make my way as a photographer in NYC. It was all to common for aspiring actresses to offer me money to take their headshots or female artists to want their portfolios photographed like I was some kind object they could just buy!
    Other women would just strike up a conversation, ‘suggest’ we go on a date to some place of their choosing , string me along and then often DECIDE to have sex with me. I never realised how emasculating and oppressive their assertiveness was to my maleness. But now I realise all that sex I got then was just a scheme to oppress me now, decades later as 57 year old man that 18- 22 year old women don’t want to sex any more. And also the airline peanut packets were bigger back then, and easier to open.
    What’s up with that? Amirite?

    • James

      LOL. True story: I was listed on an Internet dating site. My wife was working with the site owner to try to root out Romance scammers.

      She locked onto my account because my Zip Code didn’t match my city (I’d moved a thousand miles and failed to fix the Zip Code).

      She engaged me in conversation to determine if I should be booted off the site.

      We are now married. Proof I am not a Romance scammer, as you are supposed to get money out of that, not a wife.

      • WeaselPoo

        Ha! Good story.
        I’ve had 3 marriage opportunities that just didn’t pan out…maybe for the best.
        While I thought I was the pursuer in a couple of relationships, I can safely say all of my experiences have been due to the women deeming me “sponge-worthy” (re: Elaine Benes). Treating such interactions as a privilege and not a biological right worked for me, and though nothing was permanent each liaison was amicable.

      • BreakingDeadMen

        I met my wife at a bar. I’m an Old Fashioned guy.

        • Arolpin

          I met my wife when she was the wing-women for her best friend when best friend went home with my roommate. I was supposed to be out with them, but bailed because I was building Ikea furniture (and cleaning my closets). I’m an old-fashioned lazy guy. :)

          • BreakingDeadMen

            Well done!

          • Persistent Demme

            Um…you had me at “building Ikea furniture.”

        • Robyn Ryan

          I met my husband in a gay bar in New Orleans.
          We married in a dive bar, the night the Saints won the Superbowl.

          • BreakingDeadMen

            Wow, what a great day!

        • sgt. jmk of the résistance

          I met my beloved at work, as nature intended.

        • cleos_mom

          I met mine at a fundraising hike for an animal shelter. He’d learned that bringing his Pekingese along was a good way to meet women.

        • Gayer Than Thou

          I met your wife at a bar too! What are the odds?

      • Rebel Scum with permit

        We met on the car talk dating site. (Long ago they had a dating site). I always thought that the people who called into the show were funny and smart, so I decided what the heck.

  • (((fka_donnie_d))), SOB

    Honest question from the – ahem – vagina-challenged. Is it appropriate to point out the fact that these ladies are far from “perfect 10s” in mra parlance without being lookist?

    • bubbuhh

      What? They all got 10 inches somewherez.

    • C4TWOMAN

      In the case of Sanders, it’s good old fashioned nepotism. Though admittedly feminism has made it easier for her to be appointed…as she’s probably the smartest of the Hucks and they can point to her and say ,”we do so have gender parity so there!”

      • (((fka_donnie_d))), SOB

        Well, I was referring specifically to the young ladies in the video, but point well taken

        • C4TWOMAN

          Ah. I can’t watch the video here.. at work.
          (Well, an out door market, but same difference)

      • cleos_mom

        Most likely; female-ish tokens are nothing new.

        In the 1980s there was an epidemic of female small business owners who would insist, during the inevitable Lifestyle Section interview, that “I’m not a ‘womens libber’ (simper and giggle optional).”

  • TootsStansbury

    Don’t take that red pill, it’s not knowledge and enlightenment or whatever nonsense it’s supposed to mean; it’s toxic, poisonous, snake oil. This Reddit shit is some kind of massive circle jerk.

  • BreakingDeadMen

    Livin’ on red pills, vitamin c and cocaine
    All a friend can say is it’s a fuckin’ shame

  • bubbuhh
    • sw19footrub

      Jenga dick is no laughing matter!

      • bubbuhh

        It’s teh little fingers on teh end that make teh difference.

    • grindstone

      Only one block??? Is he dickbidextrous?

    • SeeTrain65

      “I brought my … pencil!”

  • bubbuhh

    Huckabee Sanders look-alike contest

    • BreakingDeadMen

      Wow, that’s really hitting below the belt. I mean, they’re not traditionally attractive, but they look human.

      • bubbuhh

        They’re growin into teh role.

  • sw19footrub

    I don’t understand how any of this shit works. Red-Pilling is like aces can be high as well as low, unless one of you has the queen of diamonds, which can also be counteracted with the jack of clubs….

    • James

      Pinochle for morans?

      • Lambsendbeds

        Pinochle is the Jack of diamonds and the Queen of spades.

    • 52camellias

      And Gretzky for the save!

    • DirtyHippyLiberal

      I’d like to cash out now, please. I thought we were playing Badugi.

  • Robyn Ryan

    Dump all responsibility for everything on a man?
    They crumple like cheap toilet paper.

    • C4TWOMAN

      Now, now… let’s not swing the other way…

  • darnyoudarnyoutoheck

    Our household would rapidly devolve into a giant pile of entropy if went on a desision making strike.

    • Mahousu

      Hey, everything’s heading toward a giant pile of entropy anyway. You’d just be a little ahead of the game.

  • C4TWOMAN

    ““I am not your father and you need to act like a grown woman”
    He sounds AWESOME. Wonder if he’ll be available soon?

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Yep, he’ll be available in a holding cell near you. Or, better yet, far away from you.

      • C4TWOMAN

        Okay… maybe I misunderstood…
        I thought she was going red pill please take care of me, and he was no I want a relationship with an equal adult like a normal person…
        ????
        Did i get that wrong?

        • Theodore Rigley

          You got it right.

          • C4TWOMAN

            Thx. I am on a tiny phone today.. so anything was possible..

        • Mehmeisterjr

          No, except the way he put it indicates to me that he is just waiting for an opportunity to belt her one good when she fails to be sufficiently subservient.

        • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

          That was how I read it too?

    • Jesse

      When I was reading that I couldn’t help but envision a lonely, warped young incel typing in the hopes of getting women to want to be submissive. I bet half of FeMRA is troll-posted by men.

      • James

        Only half?

      • C4TWOMAN

        Not taking that bet. It’s bound to be troll ridden.
        But I also know this kinda woman exists. Years back, I was overhearing a customer asking a friend of mine for relationship advice and she said something like:
        “I was raised where the man is supposed to take care of you.”
        Of course I bit my tongue, but I was thinking, eww… why do you want to be treated like a child?

        • Jesse

          Makes no sense to me either, but I’ve been an atheist since I could contemplate such things, so that might have saved me from the brunt of it. Religion is to blame for a lot of this shit.

          • C4TWOMAN

            You’ve got something there. One of the communities I was in growing up was quite sneering about feminism but it never made sense to me. I thought being equal sounded perfectly reasonable. But the older women were all dismissive so I figured they knew something I didn’t and kept my mouth shut not wanting to stick out or look dumb.
            But as time went by I failed to be convinced and no rational explation was forthcoming.
            The fact that a large group of people outside of the community disagreed helped, but it wasn’t decisive. I was always a kid who ignored BS but was savvy enough to be quiet about it.
            Anyway, they weren’t bad people, just ignorant… and very involved with church.

          • HooverVilles

            Ding ding ding.

      • Vagenda and Pee-ara

        I was thinking the same thing.

        • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

          I was thinking IF, big if, she is real she needs counseling to work on that self esteem thing. He however sounds sane.(and she is topping from the bottom.)

      • HooverVilles

        Yeah. Who woulda thunk it?

    • CovfefeOfTheThoughtlessMind

      I’m thinking sooner rather than later.

      • cleos_mom

        But he’ll be broke.

        Many of the “traditional” women I’ve known have regarded men as the equivalent of a carny’s rubes.

  • Mehmeisterjr

    Well the MRA Ladeez Auxiliary is certainly free of oppressive feminazi grammar. Though, admittedly, their menz folk are even more oppressed. Its true! Their always so oppressed.

  • Theodore Rigley

    Just by chance I caught an old Twilight Zone episode last night where a lovelorn young man can’t get the object of his obsession to return his affections until he spikes her drink with a love potion that turns her into a cloyingly worshipful Stepford wife that converts his dream into living hell.

    • C4TWOMAN

      Oops what’s the name of that ep? I’ll hunt it down later…

      • La Cieca

        To hell with that, what the name of that love potion?

        • Mehmeisterjr

          In the case of these neo-Nazi babes, Love Potion 88.

          • SeeTrain65

            And in most cases, it’s mixed with Love Potion 14.

        • CovfefeOfTheThoughtlessMind

          It was Love Potion Number Nine.

        • Bill Diaz

          ‘Liquid Assets’.

          Have a great day!

      • Theodore Rigley

        It was episode 31 of season 1, called “The Chaser”.

        • C4TWOMAN

          Thx

        • mailman27

          Back when seasons had 30+ episodes. Damn!

    • HooverVilles

      Coinkydink! I recently saw that one too.

    • Quarterly_gules_et_or

      Harry Mudd, Star Trek, the late 60’s.

    • 52camellias

      Isn’t there a Buffy ep like that too? Except the love object is a robot.

      • looksquirrels

        It was a whole story arc, IIRC. And you’re right, the guy was of the MRA persuasion.

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        And a Futurama , Frye falls in love with Lucy Liu’s head in a jar.

    • DirtyHippyLiberal

      Well, obviously. Twilight Zone was brilliant.

      I had a brief (but not as brief as it should have been!) relationship once where in it was once screamed at me “YOU ARE NOT WHO I THOUGHT YOU WERE!” And so it’s my fault that you built an ideal that I do not meet? Yeah, fuck you, we’re done.

  • Vagenda and Pee-ara

    I can’t wait to read the comments on the calender about what gross skanks these bitches are, and when will Trump be giving them the supermodels they deserve.

  • Theodore Rigley

    I feel it is better to refrain from criticism based on superficial appearances; let’s attack instead the dumbfuckery that goes to the marrow.

    • Ellie

      They look like everyday women to me. It wouldn’t matter if they looked like (insert whoever is your perfect ideal woman) clones. What they are saying would remain the same.

  • Saxo the Grammarian

    So I was reading that long screed from the “red pill lay-deez” channel, and it crossed my mind that maybe a lot of these “lay-deez” were men impersonating women.

    • HooverVilles

      Surprise surprise surprise.

    • Gayer Than Thou

      I had the same thought.

  • Bless your hearts, ladies. The men you’re attempting to appeal to with this cheesecake material would call you “land whales” and say your bodies (and tattoos, and creatively dyed hair) are a perfect example of how feminism has ruined western civilization. Snap out of your Stepford Syndrome.

  • Viktor

    That calendar has the only boobs those men have ever seen. The guys themselves should be in the calendar, but who want’s to see 12 pictures of a guy wearing the same boxers for a week, covered in Cheetos dust, in a basement owned by mom, only illuminated from the glow of an out of date laptop?

    • Professor Fartsparkles

      And they will line up around the block just for a chance to shit on these three for not being perfect.

    • mailman27

      Hey I’m right here, dude! I can hear you!

    • Bill Diaz

      I bet the male MRA types have larger bra cup sizes in many cases than the women they oogle. It is hypocritical, disgusting and funny all at once the expectations they have of ‘perfection’, especially in contrast to their own glaring deficiency in physiology and psychology.

      Have a great dat!

  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

    Jews for Hitler!!!!!

    • The Librarian

      Surely, Stephen Miller is a member?

  • anon_the_great

    These ladies seem infinitely nicer than incels. Better boobs, less rapey.

  • NotALiar

    I fucking love that the people who created the Matrix and “red pill” are both trans women sisters.

    • DirtyHippyLiberal

      Little in life makes me happier than that fact. I am sure that Irony herself laughs her ass off over that.

  • natoslug

    Given past statements by incels/mgtows/red pills (I’m assuming they are all the same. Are they all the same? Slightly different shades of the same stupidity and ego?, Ah, fuck it — they’re not worth the effort to figure out if they need to be differentiated), I don’t see a calendar displaying women whose bodies do not match the incel RealDoll ideal selling all that well. Beside, will their mothers really let them hang said calendars in the basement? What if someone from bridge club sees it?

    • DirtyHippyLiberal

      I am so happy I only had to read down like two comments to find someone that said exactly my first thought:

      “I don’t see a calendar displaying women whose bodies do not match the incel RealDoll ideal selling all that well.”

      There is nothing wrong with those women at all and best of luck with their photo shoots and calendar production. However; the MRA/Incel/whatthefuckever commentary that I have seen indicates that these women’s bodies are exactly the one’s that MRAs actively hate on. Tattoos, more that a size 4, independent, sassy, maybe a bit “slutty”. It’s almost as though they are actual women; the MRA crowd will hate on them unmercifully. I’m sorry for them for that.

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        They if they are real (which I question if they are) don’t know their target audience at all. We should send them some of Robyn’s wonderful insights.

    • Sunhead

      Sorry…
      {incel}
      No self respecting man is going to buy a calendar with those fat pigs in it. I wouldn’t let them touch my car let alone my dick.
      {/incel}
      Sorry.
      If those ladies are not trolling then they are some seriously deluded individuals and should get their meds adjusted, up, down, different, whatever, but the need help to get over the self hate. As young and attractive as they are, they are the postcard of what the incels despise in women.

    • HooverVilles

      …I don’t see a calendar displaying women whose bodies do not match the incel RealDoll ideal selling all that well. …

      Hits nail on head!

  • pgjack

    I read a lot of history. A whole lot of history. History of every major country in the world today and most of those that no longer exist. And guess what, men are responsible for damn near all the world’s ills. Not just the big stuff like Stalin and Hitler, but the little stuff like wanting everybody in America to walk around armed to the teeth and ready to draw down on their neighbor, or insisting that selling tobacco to kids is an okay thing – it took decades to get the men in charge of tobacco companies to stop selling the crap to kids. Who do you think runs the oil companies? Who ran the Exxon Valdez aground in Alaska? How many women do you know that want to kill rhinos in the false hope that consuming rhino horn will give them a hard on? But it should be remembered that a substantial percentage of men are not asinine fools and we are necessary for reproduction – although that might change in the near future – and my wife likes having me around to talk to and to discuss matters of importance to our family. Things go better when we work together. And I’m going to send another ten bucks your way right now because I really like this column.

  • Saxo the Grammarian

    OK, here’s a regrettable trend in classical music: the leading demographic for classical recordings is older men, and female musicians who dress up as trophy wives for album covers and concerts to cater to this demographic. This here is Anne Sophie-Mutter. She plays the fiddle with great sensitivity and expression. And she can rock a sleeveless evening gown like few in the business. But she is in her fifties and has had a long, distinguished career as a violin soloist. So why does she have to pose like this for an album cover??? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cdefd2f12fb824a76b6ca83ed22907fdd0538719f621db5e965b9569723d0032.jpg

    • Bitter Scribe

      For the same reason Katy Perry or Lady Gaga or Taylor Swift pose the way they do. Pop, classical or whatever, it’s the music business, and sex sells.

    • Unhappy Fingers

      Trend? I don’t think so.

      I bought a lot of classical LPs and CDs between the mid 70’s and the mid 90’s. My take on the cover you’ve pictured is that it’s nothing unusual. As the Bitter Scribe notes, “Sex sells.” The marketing types are trying to lure impulse buyers. We more serious types at least claim to not give a shit.

      I will note that the cover is for a DVD or Blu-ray, not an audio-only recording.

  • Maybe

    Red Pill women?

    We used to just call them Stepford Wives.

    Time for a remake of that movie.

    • Zyxomma

      Another? The last one stank.

      • cleos_mom

        There was one stinky remake and a sequel that would have been notbad except that they changed the entire premise: in the sequel they weren’t killed and robots substituted; they were victims of a drug/mind control scheme.

      • Maybe

        True, but this one could be a documentary.

  • 3FingerPete

    That is one nasty bruise on that lady’s leg.

  • looksquirrels

    Thank you for reading this excrement and summarizing–I like having the awareness without giving these assholes clicks. You’re sort of like Virgil for the circles of Incel.

  • Bitter Scribe

    In the event that I had a child with a penis, I don’t think I’d do that [circumcision].

    And he would grow up to love you even more for it. Trust me on this.

    That said, it gives me eyeball-roll sprain whenever some guy jumps into a thread about female “circumcision” (aka genital mutilation) with “what about male circumcision huh huh huh?” Give it a rest, fella. It may be more widespread, but it ain’t even close to being similar.

    • Dino

      It’s no different. It’s cutting off healthy tissue from an infant. I know how hard it is for some women to identify with men’s suffering because then they wouldn’t have an advantage and would have to share the victimhood women cling to.
      I don’t care one bit about female circumcision as long as insensitive women like you go spouting your callous opinions.

      • janecita

        It is absolutely different. Only a moron would believe that they are, in any way, similar.

        http://www.who.int/mediacentre/factsheets/fs241/en/

        http://pediatrics.aappublications.org/content/130/3/e756

        • Dino

          They are both the removal of healthy tissue from the genitals. Not all female circumcision results in the loss of the clitoris.
          I have little tolerance for women who are so self-absorbed with victimhood that their first response to objections to male genital mutilation is “IT’S WORSE FOR GIRLS!”

      • Bub, the cynical zombie

        It is completely different. Christ, you are an embarrassingly pathetic, whiny little asshole.

        • Dino

          Let’s chop off little girls’ hands and only the thumbs of little boys. Then the ladies can scream, “MEN ARE PRIVLEGED!”

          • Bub, the cynical zombie

            Well, I suppose you are right, after all. You’ve convinced me. There is no group of people in the history of the world as downtrodden and mistreated as white males.

          • Dino

            So we should keep mutilating boy’s gentailia because a small percentage of white men dominated others, including other white males?
            Good plan. Idiot. But I suspect that is the reason so few women see a problem with it. They feel we deserve to be tortured and mutilated as babies.

      • Bitter Scribe

        Pro tip: Look at my avatar, reread my second sentence and try to decide my gender.

        Pro tip 2: Right after you say women “cling to victimhood” is not the time to complain about someone else’s insensitivity.

  • AnnieGetYerFun

    Sigh. Well, they sound about as stupid as one might expect.

  • Beowoof14

    I didn’t see any boobs in that video, well except for the ones talking.

  • Cat Cafe

    Oh dear, they sound like the girls who ran off to join ISIS. So sad.

    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      Hopefully they are paid actresses.

  • Dino

    The vast majority of women’s problems aren’t caused by men either. Women have it made in this country.

    • sillyclucker

      And you, being a woman, would know this.

      • Dino

        You don’t have to be a chicken to recognize an egg.

        • Marion in Savannah

          And you don’t have to be a proctologist to recognize an asshole.

          • Alternative Dog

            LOL.

          • Dino

            Yes, because I won’t blindly accept that women are mistreated in this country.
            75% of the homeless are men. Well over 90% of those killed on the job are men. Around 80% of the job losses in the 2008 recession were men. Spending on men’s health issues is far lower than on women’s. When you see women not working during the weekdays they’re shopping, lunching or carrying a yoga mat. When you see a men not working during the weekdays they’re standing on a highway exit ramp begging for change or pushing a shopping cart with all their worly possessions in it. Yet I’m supposed to rally to the cause of the woman who makes 20 cents an hour less than a man after she takes off 5 years to play with the baby or takes a career that carries no risk of injury or death.
            It’s you who are the asshole, dismissing men’s problems because you can’t fathom showing any sympathy. I mean, don’t some of you women have sons?

          • shivaskeeper

            What is your career? What do you do where you risk injury and death every single day? What job do you do that is so very dangerous?

            If I am only supposed to respect those that risk their life, limbs,and eyesight at work every day, it would be helpful if I knew what it is you do, so I could know if I should respect you or not.

            Again, cite your sources for deaths on the job using the criteria I mentioned above:

          • Dino

            When i provide citations of women controlling a majority of the wealth you cry bullshit. It’s apparent that you are married to your victimhood and want to hold on to it tightly. Probably because I man won’t fo that to you.

          • shivaskeeper

            I didn’t cry bullshit. In point of fact I didn’t comment on that part at all. More arguments in bad faith, more moving goalposts, and a sad attempt at deflecting the conversation with the added bonus of refusing to answer a simple question.

            In addition to getting my gender wrong you have no idea of my status as a victim or not nor whether I cling to victim hood or not. Your last sentence is pure gibberish that I am unable to parse a meaning out of. I can only assume the chip on your shoulder fell off and hit your keyboard there. At least you added a new fallacy to your list.

            I’m using your stated rules here. If you have to risk life and limb to have a respectable job, I need to know what your job so I can determine if you are risking life and limb on a regular enough basis to be respected.

            Answer the question. What do you do that is so dangerous? What is your job that I, or we here in general, should respect you for doing it?

          • Dino

            Whether I am a school crossing guard or a fire jumper isn’t important. MEN have the most dangerous jobs. Deaths on the job are 9 out of 10 times MEN.
            I never asked for respect nor had any illusions I would change minds or be heard. The “women as victims” narrative is too powerful and trangentially, why we are suffering under a President Trump.

          • amrak63

            “The “women as victims” narrative is too powerful and trangentially, why we are suffering under a President Trump.”

            Feminism put Preznit Pussygrabber in the White House?

            https://i.imgur.com/G5ZVzcg.png

          • Dino

            The women who ran the DNC and the weak men in control of the party were so wedded to the idea of the first woman president and the belief that it was Hillary’s turn they totally ignored how unpopular she was and the polls that said just that. No one dare point that out or be accused of misogyny. As a result she lost to the most unpopular candidate EVER.

          • jesterpunk

            Oh its a Bernie Bro. Psst he lost the primaries and more people in both the primary and general election voted for Hillary. That would prove she was more popular.

          • Dino

            Congratulations. You helped elect Trump with your blind devotion to Hillary.

          • jesterpunk

            Hillary got 3 million more votes then Trump did and almost 3 million more then Bernie.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHS-K7OuLAc

          • shivaskeeper

            I asked what your job is. You do not get to claim MEN have to most dangerous jobs and should be respected for them if you are not doing one of those jobs. You do not get to claim that women should get no respect for their work or earn less for the same work because they are under represented in dangerous professions. You cane up with this idea in your comments. I was abiding by your rules. I cannot judge you unless I know you deserve to be called a MAN for doing one of those dangerous jobs. Unless you are just sitting back and standing on the backs of others and trying to claim glory that is not yours to claim, like you are accusing women of doing. You wouldn’t be claiming victim hood you aren’t entitled to would you? Because that would be kind of fucking stupid.

            You have already put forth the idea that women who volunteer to serve in the armed forces and go to war are somehow less than you because they didn’t have to fill out a selective service card even though your never bothered to serve. That somehow you filling out that card was more dangerous than anything they actually did. Which is also kind of fucking stupid.

            Unless your next reply is what you do for a living that is so dangerous, that I have to respect you for it, we’re done here. Answer the question so I can judge you by your own criteria.

          • Dino

            https://www.bls.gov/opub/mlr/cwc/fewer-women-than-men-die-of-work-related-injuries-data-show.pdf

            We were done long ago when I wouldn’t capitulate to your demands that I agree woman are victims of the bad men who are all sitting on easy chair while the ladies suffer and do all the work for less money.

          • shivaskeeper

            Another attempt at deflection and moving goal posts. We’re done.

          • Dino

            Yes, the BLS is no doubt controlled by the patriarchy and that’s why their data shows men hold the most dangerous occupations and maybe, just maybe they get paid more for that risk and die more often.

            SISTERHOOD IS POWERFUL!

        • Kinda do, actually. Chickens are the only animals able to recognize their own eggs in a basket of other eggs.
          The more you know

        • Bub, the cynical zombie

          Nor do you have to be a turd to recognize an asshole.

        • Panika MCD

          yeah, you’re spreading your little roach eggs all over the place.

        • sillyclucker

          True, but you do have to be one to know what it’s like to lay one.

    • Delu

      Let’s see now, rape, marital abuse, sexual harassment, workplace gender discrimination, forced “traditional role fulfillment”…

      Can’t remember anything else at them moment.

      Still the above are (mostly) caused by men and suffered by women.

      • Dino

        Women act like men have historically been sitting on the easy chair with our feet up on the ottoman while women suffered. No, we were dying in wars at a very young age, dying at work and providing for women who knew how to use their sociological position. 99.99% of men have been in the same boat as women throughout history.
        When you can show me a war memorial with women’s names on it or when the percentage of women killed on the job exceeds 3%, let me know.
        I don’t expect you to let go of the mantle of oppression despite the gains women have made. That mantle serves you very well which is why women live longer, control over half the wealth in this country, get well over half of the college degrees and where young women are often doing much better than young men in the major cities.

        • Alternative Dog

          No, we were dying in wars at a very young age

          Yeah, we all blame that evil cabal of women in charge of the military who were sending our young men off to die. If only all those female commanders in chief and all those women generals would have allowed other members of their gender to serve in combat or, even better, decided not to start wars in the first place, lots of young men’s lives would have been spared and men would finally have the equality they deserve.

          • Dino

            How convenient of an explanation. “The patriarchy kept me from dying in wars.” And actually, there were women who recently and historically supported wars. Do you not recall monarchies? Oh how sad that women were living lives of relative ease in the 70s being housewives. I’ll bet the 58,000 men, their lives cut short in their teens or 20s would have loved to keep house instead of, well, DYING in the Vietnam war.
            Millions of boys are strapped to a board with their arms and legs restrained while a doctor cuts off a good amount of their penis. If anyone dare touch a girl like that they go to prison. And who makes that decision? MOTHERS.
            If women are so tough and self-suficient, stop complaining about the patriarchy and do something.

          • Alternative Dog

            Now I understand why you are so upset. If only your mother hadn’t strapped you to a board, restrained your arms and legs, and forced that man to cut off your foreskin, you wouldn’t feel so weak and oppressed.

            Personally I blame it on the women who started the Abrahamic faith. Not only did those women invent that creepy Talmudic ritual wherein the man cuts off the little boys foreskin and actually sucks on the severed appendage, but they had the evil foresight to bar women from performing that ritual. With their clever manipulation, they have actually covered their tracks by blaming original sin on a woman and putting men in charge of all religious decisions for over three millennia.

          • Dino

            Women willingly perpetuated it. And judging by the comments here, women largely have no sympathy about it. Selfish creatures.

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            if the foreskin is a “good amount” of your penis, I think i see your problem.

          • janecita

            Teenie weenie?

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            ratios and percentages are a bastard!

          • Dino

            It’s around 50% of the most sexually reactive skin on the penis. About as large as a cellphone when adult.
            Thanks for the empathy. I think women should have their labia removed at birth to cut down on infections and that smell.

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            you don’t do biology do you?

          • Dino

            Do you? Or you might not resent that women have children and don’t have a penis.

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            Zing!

          • Panika MCD

            what’s your excuse for not dying in a war yet?

          • Christopher Story

            I’m not that traumatized by my circumcision.

          • janecita

            And your risk for penile cancer, HIV, and UTIs has largely decreased.

          • Christopher Story

            I’m starting to think this guy is trying to blame his mother for having a small penis

          • janecita

            I think that you might be on to something!

          • Dino

            Haha. Funny stuff. Do you sit down to pee?

          • Christopher Story

            When I’m too drunk to stand.

          • Dino

            And women blame men for their problems because they can’t find one to support them. Sound fair?

          • Dino

            I’m beginning to think you don’t even have one, bud. And if you do, your woman puts it in a cock cage.

          • Christopher Story

            Says the guy who can’t even show his face.

          • Dino

            Are you kidding? My opinions are akin to treason in this country. We’ve been so conditioned to parrot the line that women are somehow still mistreated is not tolerated in any quarters.

            I hope your woman lets you stand to pee.

          • Christopher Story

            Skank please, my Beautiful is so awesome, she’d hold my dick for me if I just asked her to. And you can quote her on that. That’s B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L with a capital “Bitch.”
            You wish you had a partner in life half as awesome I what I found. And I would wish that for you, except, I doubt you have the emotional maturity to be worth her time. And my proof of that claim is the fact that you’ve spent all this time still crying about your pee pee and how it isn’t respected enough. God damnit! Do something with your life that makes your penis worth respecting.

          • Michael Kinsella

            His mother had a small penis? No wonder he was so upset!

          • Dino

            That’s bullshit designed to support male genital mutilation. Countries that don’t routinely circumcise report no such statistics.

          • janecita

            I’m sorry to tell you, but the size of your penis has nothing to do with your circumcision. I’m a Health Educator, with a Masters on Public Health, and many years of experience, and I can assure you that all those facts are correct.

          • Dino

            If you have those credentials and still support circumcision, you are either ignorant of the facts or enjoy seeing men suffer for having penises.

            I’m gonna go with the latter.

          • Bub, the cynical zombie

            I freely admit, that after being exposed to your childishness, self-centredness and general assholishness, seeing you suffer would not disturb me in the slightest.

          • Dino

            Lady, first off, admit you’re a woman. Then we can talk about your victimhood fantasies.

          • Kiri the Unicorn

            If you were a unicorn, you would not be so troubled about your penis. Very unfortunate.

          • amrak63

            Then I presume this woman did not perform it.

            https://i.imgur.com/GMMdOqd.jpg

          • Anna Elizabeth, Diva
          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            god she’s so gorgeous.

          • Anna Elizabeth, Diva
        • 99.99% of men have been in the same boat as women throughout history.
          So you are a feminist. Welcome!

        • janecita

          Wars started by, wait, other men!!!

        • Christopher Story

          Those statistics you sight aren’t signs of male oppression, just women getting their fair share. And those statistics only include a generation or two. You entirely disregard the last several millennia of human history.

          • theCryptofishist

            And that bit about controlling the wealth, sounds completely bogus.

          • Christopher Story

            My girl makes more than half the wealth in our relationship, and she still chooses to make me responsible for all our monies. I’m so oppressed!

          • Dino

            That explains your attitude.

          • Christopher Story

            Mirthful contentedness? Sure does. And the sex this morning was amazing! I’m so oppressed I can’t even see my chains. Oh if only I would open my eyes! She’s just using me for security and companionship!

          • Dino

            If you should happen to get divorced she will be able to leave you high and dry, unlike men who are forced to give a woman support and half of everything.

          • Bub, the cynical zombie
          • Dino

            Not really. I’m gay so don’t have to deal with female bullshit.

          • Dino

            http://www.businessinsider.com/women-now-control-more-than-half-of-us-personal-wealth-2015-4

            It’s hard for you to believe because we’ve conditioned everyone to see women as victims. They’re not.

          • Dino

            Sorry, I made no claim about milennia. Even then, women didn’t suffer and worse than men.

            I just love “White Knights.” Psst, it won’t help you get laid.

          • Christopher Story

            Nope, but my sexy nerd brain gets me laid just fine. Oh, and my beer bourbon pork spare ribs. I put a rack of those on and I’m almost guaranteed sex that night. Though, in her defense, they are delicious.

          • amrak63

            Not that you would have any practical experience in that…

          • Dino

            That’s like me saying feminists are ugly and can’t get a man.

            Not very becoming of an argument.

          • amrak63

            What makes you think you deserve my “A” material?

          • Dino

            You likely don’t have any.

          • amrak63

            And you do?

          • Dino

            I’m just warming up with you.

          • amrak63

            I’ll believe that when I see it.

            Meanwhile, I actually have a life, which I need to tend to, so if you want to claim this as a cheap, hollow, pathetic victory–the only kind you’ll ever know–you just go right ahead.

        • Panika MCD

          here’s a list of women on the Vietnam Veterans Memorial:
          http://thewall-usa.com/women.asp

          here’s a woman listed on the British WWI memorial:
          http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-devon-39077622

          then there’s all the women commemorated in Norse sagas.

          now if you could quit bulling shit out of your ass and flinging it all over the place, that would be nice because cleaning that up puts others at risk for infection. THANKS!

        • Bub, the cynical zombie

          Women “control more than half the wealth in this country.”

          Where the FUCK did you get THAT statistic from?!? Unbelievable.

          • janecita

            His ass?

          • Dino

            It’s true. See below.

          • Bub, the cynical zombie

            A quick glance at the current “Forbes 400” list shows that approximately 1 in 5 of the top 100 wealthiest Americans are women. The twelve wealthiest are all men. The percentage remains fairly consistent the further down the list you go.In fact, Bill Gates ALONE is twice as rich as the two wealthiest women on the list combined. I have no idea what the hell kind of voodoo math Business Insider used to come up with that statistic, but it does not pass the smell test.

            It is bullshit.

          • Dino

            Maybe if a woman had created Microsoft she’d be as rich as Bill Gates. But so many were content to be supported by a man.

          • Bub, the cynical zombie

            That is a non sequitur.

          • Dino

            Hard to admit that women control over half the wealth, isn’t it? Maybe you can discuss it with the girls over lunch tomorrow while most men are working or trying to find work.

          • Bub, the cynical zombie

            I am not even REMOTELY convinced by that article. If women control over half the wealth, how is it that most of the wealthiest individuals in the world are MEN? In sports and entertainment, for example, the vast majority of the highest earners are men. Who are these women who supposedly “control 51% of the wealth?” In what field do they work? Because I every field I can think of, most of the people taking home the big bucks are men.

            Btw, you fucking idiot, stop drawing parallels between male and female circumcision. Male circumcision involves the removal of a piece of skin. When they start severing the head of a male infant’s dick, we can talk. Until then, the comparison is FUCKING LUDICROUS. So go fuck yourself.

            And for the record, I am not circumcised myself, nor do I agree with the practice.

          • Dino

            Whine, cry and stamp your feet all you want. It won’t change the facts.
            Over half the wealth in America is held by WOMEN.
            Male genital mutilation is just as bad IF NOT WORSE than female genital mutilation because we tolerate the former and prosecute the latter.
            Go fuck YOURself, useless woman posing as a man. Of course you aren’t circumcised. There’s laws against that.

          • Male mutilation is allowed because religions freedom, sparky. Guess which side that falls upon?

          • Iam Reading

            It’s also true that no one willingly ever had sex with you unless they were paid

          • Dino

            I’m gay so can get sex without begging or paying for it.

          • rofl, you ain’t gay neither.
            You think that is a shield to use on liberals. It isn’t ^^ When our own are assholes, we are even WORSE to them

        • shivaskeeper

          You want a war memorial? Go to JBLM, ask the provost where the 3-2 memorial is, or look for it where it has been moved to in Memorial Park. There are a more than a few female names on it..

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            you and your bloody facts and history.

          • shivaskeeper

            I knew some of those people before their names were carved in the granite.

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            goddammit. I’m sorry. Stuck my foot in my mouth again.
            (I’ll go sit in the corner now).

          • shivaskeeper

            You did not stick your foot in your mouth and you own no apology. I know for a fact the names are there.

          • Dino

            So few as to be insignificant.

          • shivaskeeper

            And you served where?

          • therblig

            anywhere there’s a video game about.

          • Dino

            There’s a better chance that had served since I registered with Selective Service or I wouldn’t get to vote or get student loans. Women, on the other hand, don’t have to agree to die for their country in order to get the right to vote. All they have to do is bitch and whine about how bad they have it.

          • shivaskeeper

            Women just volunteer for it. Which is more than you have done.

          • Dino

            Yes, for the freebies with none of the risks. And still, they didn’t have to register in order to get the right to vote.

            You can’t change facts, sister.

          • shivaskeeper

            Are you going to answer any of the questions I have asked you with anything resembling an honest answer?

            Once again attempting to shit on an entire demographic who volunteered to do what you wouldn’t do. That is not a winning argument. Also I’ll be sure to let the women assigned to primary combat positions that I served with know they weren’t risking anything at all.

          • Dino

            Oh my, it looks like I was wrong again. 0.004% of Americans who died in WW2 were women. We men should be eternally grateful.

          • (women were not /allowed/ to combat in WWII on the American side so that any died at all proves they did it because of courage not because they were forced to, as were the men. So there is that!)

          • Iam Reading

            And you can’t change being you. Although I would recommend it. There’s a quick way to stop being you and I recommend you take that out

          • Iam Reading

            And put up with assholes like you. For that they should receive free education, free healthcare, and a guaranteed retirement for life.

          • shivaskeeper

            Also that was not your claim. Your claim was there are no women named on war memorials. Argument in bad faith and moving goal posts. Care to try again? Maybe with an honest argument this time?

            Also you will need to cite your statistics for 3% killed at work. and you might want to break that down by industry and ratio of male/female in each industry with a note on how long and when each industry was tracked. There is no point in comparing working high steel from the 1920’s to the 1940’s with a one year study of metropolitan bus drivers from 2007. This would would be so I can know you did at least some cursory work and not just making up your facts and figures, or more likely cherry picking them so you can move the goal again.

          • Dino

            0.0134% of those killed in Vietnam were women. I stand corrected HAHAHAHA

            When someone starts asking for citations or splitting hairs, I know they’ve just lost the ability to surrender to the facts. Typical feminist behavior.

          • shivaskeeper

            When someone comes in with an extraordinary claim, someone else asking for cites is not splitting hairs. It’s how a logical argument works. Letting you make up your own facts and just accepting them is not how a logical argument works.

            You do stand corrected since your claim was women’s names aren’t on war memorials. But now you claim is you were only slightly wrong. Or as you stated earlier you were wrong, but they were only an anomaly. I’m sure that is a comfort to their families that you think they were statistical anomalies, so there is nothing to grieve about their deaths.

            However I notice you are focused on Vietnam since that was the last draft Army we fought with, and yes women don;t register for selective service although they have been trying to change that for some time to either make it so they do have to register or no one does.

            What about the more recent wars? Or do they not fit into your cherry picked data set? You know, the ones with the all volunteer military that has expanded the jobs women can hold to include what were seen as traditionally male only combat arms jobs?

            So we have moving goalposts again, cherry picking data sets again, and arguing form bad faith again. Even your fallacies are repetitive.

          • Dino

            There’s no moving goal posts, just a woman who clings to victimhood despite the fact that a )women control over half the wealth in this country and b) very few women have died in America’s wars.
            Enjoy your female privilege. While you can.

          • Iam Reading

            If you weren’t such a raging asshole, maybe people would like you, and maybe you could actually get a girlfriend. Nah, not going to happen.

          • ery few women have died in America’s wars.
            There you go again. You mean as American Soldiers, right?
            Because that there is some serious bullshit.

          • jesterpunk
          • Iam Reading

            Yes, no Vietnamese civilian women were killed in the Vietnam War. Holy dipshit Batman

          • Dino

            I was speaking of Americans and the American military. But you knew that.

          • jesterpunk

            Wait so asking for a source for your bullshit you pulled out of your ass means you won?

            https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E6Kh3ayh1LA

          • Dino

            The Bureau of Labor Statistics isn’t a bullshit source.

          • jesterpunk
          • HUH.
            http://fortune.com/2016/08/08/female-billionaires-entrepreneurs/
            And huh again
            https://www.oxfam.org/en/pressroom/pressreleases/2017-01-16/just-8-men-own-same-wealth-half-world
            And huh some more
            https://www.census.gov/topics/income-poverty/wealth.html
            (several links to choose from there! It’s a plethora!)
            Looks like the BLS might not be a bullshit source but your misquoting of them sure as hell is!

          • Asking for citations is feminism? That’s because we are logical and educated, you know.
            You should try it. Only hurts a little

          • Iam Reading

            It’s too bad your mom’s John wasn’t wearing a condom

          • Moving goal posts right here!
            SHOW ME THE MONUMENT!!!
            Here.
            BUT….NOT ENOUGH ON IT!!!!!

        • Anna Elizabeth, Diva

          Whiny, Boring. *block*

        • Iam Reading

          The fact that you exist and are currently breathing means that women are oppressed. Your very presence on this Earth is an affront to females and anybody who claims the mantle of humanity.

          • Dino

            Because I disagree with you? Because I don’t see women as victims?

          • Because you see oppression and go but I am the real victim! It is called being a dick for brains. Which you are. Or, in your case, a dickless for brains.

      • Panika MCD

        you forgot the high maternal mortality rate.

        • Dino

          Yeah, that a) isn’t true and b) isn’t the fault of men. But I’m sure if there was a way for women to foist childbirth on men so they could get more free time, they’d do it.

          • Iam Reading

            I guess I should be sad that your mom didn’t love you and that you have to pay for sex in order to have somebody touch you willingly. But I’m really not sad. You truly deserve all the shunning and ostracization you receive

          • Dino

            I don’t pay for sex. Nor am I shunned or ostracized.

          • You have never been laid in your entire life. Ever.

          • A: It is true and
            B: It is the fault of men.
            Thanks for playing!

          • Panika MCD

            a) it is true and even Republican elected officials are on board with this one and b) if you don’t know how women get pregnant, you really need to not talk anymore. ever. but I’m sure that since you never have ever looked anything up in your entire life, you will continue to be an ignorant fuck.

          • HooverVilles

            Dang, I missed seeing that comment before it was bamished. Please, do tell me what was said about women having babies.
            Thanks!

          • Panika MCD

            that men were at no fault for the high maternal mortality rate as they did not have babbies.

          • HooverVilles

            Unbelievable!
            Some people really empty shells of a human being.

    • Panika MCD

      you are the cause of everyone’s problems. it’s not men. it’s just you.

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        Troll- slayer supreme!

    • Christopher Story

      And the vast majority of Men’s problems aren’t caused by Women. The difference is, I’m right and you’re bullshit.

    • The Wanderer

      Wow, where to start.

    • WomanInThePersistence

      You are a very silly person.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Are you the Dino in Taken by T-Rex
      /asking for a friend

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        LOL, I never knew that was a thing, and I’m a big reader. Just another educational service provided here.

    • Iam Reading

      You are you the weakest or the dumbest troll I’ve ever seen on the site. And that is truly saying something

      • jesterpunk

        Its bad when TLM is more entertaining.

      • Why not both? Dino is both weak AND dumb.
        He knows it, hence why he is here to thrill people with his psuedo intellect.
        And it for sure is a his. A very tiny, insignificant, never been laid his.

  • Lissen ‘ere, lovely ladies.

    Firstly – you are. Not sure why these screwballs are your chosen wheelhouse.

    Secondly – the aforementioned screwballs desire sixteen year olds with the body of a thirteen year old with double-Ds. You are not in their chosen wheelhouse.

    Read, well, read any book, and get a hobby not involving a fifty-seven year old with the brain of a terrified eleven year old.

  • lovelydestruction

    Ugh couldn’t watch that

  • Gayer Than Thou

    “I am not your father and you need to act like a grown woman”.

    Uhm, yeah.

  • Rickyphoo

    My wife and I have been together married for 20 years mainly because we are a team. Sometimes, I lead, sometimes she does, (more often then not), because we both have things that we are better at the the other person and we recognize this.

    I didnt marry until I was 50, so over the years, I went out with a few women like those in the article and the relationship never went anywhere. I was always and finally found, a partner.

  • cleos_mom

    I buy calendars.

    I have been a feminist since approximately 1960.

    I do hope this offends nobody, especially that horrific first confession.

    • Rohirim36

      I get a calendar from my wife every Christmas. It’s of old (generally from the ’30s – ’50s) covers from Michigan State football gameday program covers. It satisfies my history nerd, MSU alum and football fan itch.

      So we’re both complete embarrassments is what I’m saying.

    • chortlingdingo

      I, too, am a calendar person. I love them, and clocks. Just all time-keeping things, really. I usually have 2-3 calendars in my home every year.

      • theCryptofishist

        I buy the page a day birds and the page a day art. For the office, halfway through the year, I flip them and then give away as many as I can, reserving the best for my entertainment and edumacation. I need a lot of nice images to get through the day.

        • chortlingdingo

          Oooh, those sound like nice ones!

          • theCryptofishist

            They are.

      • ahughes798

        I like old kitchen clocks! I like the art deco ones the best, but they have gotten so pricey I can only afford to look at them. I get wildlife calendars and native plant calendars, and at least one person gives us a cat calendar every year.

    • janecita

      I buy the Greenpeace calendar every year. I like having a calendar in the house.

  • SeeTrain65

    Years ago I was insistent on being a very strong woman. A force to be reckoned with. As I started to shed my “toughness” I thought everything would fall in line. Now I’m about to lose my husband over it and so confused.

    This is what’s known as a “net win.” You’re gaining something here — FREEDOM. The only thing you’re losing is a 350-pound lump of rotten pork.

    TAKE. THE. FUCKING. WIN.

    • Rohirim36

      You talking to him or her? He wanted her to be more independent, right?

      • SeeTrain65

        Yeah, I obviously didn’t read this closely enough.

  • Rohirim36

    I’m putting a whole lot of money on the bet that at least a third of the Redditors on the Red Pill Women sub are dudes desperately trying to validate their opinions with fake women.

    A lot like their dating lives, actually

  • Quay

    This is just like white people complaining that they’re the REAL victims of discrimination & that it’s actually minorities who have it made. Men have been in charge for so long that they don’t even realize it & they recognize any challenge to their privilege as unwarranted & unfair.

  • RugzYaBurnt

    *Looks around MRA chick’s adult daycare of a bedroom*: Yeah, can’t imagine why this chick is looking for a father instead of a partner!

    Oh, and sweetie: maybe if you were nicer to your fellow ladies, some of them would take pity on you and tell you that dye job has got to go.

    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      Or made some gay friends, they rock when it comes to helping you look your best.

  • DrV57

    “My Red Pill Desires” sounds like the name of a terrible porno.

    • Marion in Savannah

      “My Red Pill Desires, Fulfilled Behind the Green Door.” Look — it’s Christmas colors!

      • theCryptofishist

        Are you declaring War? On Christmas?

        • Marion in Savannah

          You go to war with the pornos you have, not with the pornos you wish you had.

        • DrV57

          Veteran of the War on Christmas Colors.

      • ahughes798

        You’re making babby jesus cry.

  • JD Mulvey

    I’m skeptical that this is really a thing.

    • Mysterious Masked Wrestler

      it’s a thing. A lot of insecure women are eager buy 100% into their boyfriend/husband’s world. There was an article in the New Yorker about some white supremacist who was married to a Jewish woman, and she participated in his fucking podcast that had “shoa” in the title.

      • ahughes798

        I have a Jewish friend whose husband collects Nazibilia. She finally made him put it away. My sister’s ex collected Nazibilia, too. He has a really cool looking radio made in the late 30’s. Cool until you see the swastika at the bottom, that is. Judging by my small sample, Alt-right leanings affect more people than I previously thought it did. It’s disheartening.

      • JD Mulvey

        I guess our bar for what counts as a “real thing” is pretty low at this point: three people at the beach in North Carolina plus one Jewish lady in New York.

        Sounds like a movement!

  • Riley Whodat Venable

    Thank you.

  • Riley Whodat Venable

    So these Women want to be Power Bottoms? And they think that is new?

  • RangerJay

    Phyllis Schlafly is still dead.

    I never tire of repeating that.

    • cessnadriver

      St. Ronnie wanted to put her on the Supreme Court.

  • Platos_Redhaired_Stepchild

    Does anyone suspect that “Red Pill Women” are actually just 99% Red Pill Men fantasizing about women actually buying their brand of horse dookey?

    • 100%.
      It is like Ashley Madison, but for poor lozers

  • therblig

    just stopped by to see the troll. yeah, boring bullshit blocked, as usual.

    • WomanInThePersistence

      Very silly, that person is. Also too, it’s tedious.

  • AdmNaismith

    It’s about the woman who was told she was being bossy in her submission.

    >sigh<…where to even start?

    Sounds like she married a pretty decent guy, and maybe just needs to step away from the computer.

    • WomanInThePersistence

      ???

    • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

      It’s not the computer. She also needs a better set of friends, or friends at all.

  • Ω cynmac’s reclaiming her time

    Hey PNW Wonketters! I’m in Portland finally, despite Frontier doing every thing in their power to prevent me. I’ll be here until 10/28 visiting the kid. Hit me up at cynmac zero seven at gmail dot com if you want to participate in a meet-up. Header – Wonkette Drinkee. The emails to nail done where and when are going out now.

    • WomanInThePersistence

      Welcome to my town!

  • Dino

    As a liberal, I know that we wouldn’t disparage, shame or blame an entire group of people for the actions of a few. It’s just not acceptable. But the recent Me Too campaign and comments around it make the case that all men should take responsibility and feel bad about what are outlier actions by men that are quite wrong.
    Do we ask all Islamics to all take responsibility for Islamic terrorism? No, because the vast majority of Islamics don’t commit acts of terrorism.
    Do we ask all African-Americans to take responsibility for crimes in their communities? No, because the vast majority of blacks are not criminals.
    But we have no problem blaming all men for the actions of a very small fraction.
    See anything wrong with that picture?

    • bopeep

      You have failed to provide a single coherent argument or shred of evidence that #Metoo does any of the things you claim. So your entire post is a strawman and can thus be completely disregarded. How does having a twitter feed where women post their personal stories and experiences of harassment blame all men? How does it “shame, disparage or blame” anyone but the men who did the harassing? If you feel indicted in any way by the stories on #MeToo, then that’s on you. I suggest you may have a guilty conscience. Or maybe you forget that sometimes, it’s not about you at all. Maybe try not to so self-involved?

      • Bub, the cynical zombie

        Bingo. He either has a guilty conscience, or he is seeking someone to blame for his own failings. No secure, intelligent person would post the sort of pathetic, whining crap he has been spewing all over this thread.

        • I like the shifting goal posts best myself

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            As trolls do.

    • jesterpunk
      • HazooToo

        YAY, YOU USED IT!

        • jesterpunk

          Oh you where the one who made that. Thank you for that gif, its fun to use for idiots like this.

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            Yes, thanks, I am waiting for just the right argument, as well.

      • JAKvirginia

        MY CAR!!?!!?!!

    • 1. #MeToo does not do any of those things.
      2. Sexual harassment and assault is not “an outlier”. It is the norm because we exist in a patriarchy.
      3. All men are not being “blamed”. They are being asked to acknowledge that society is flawed in favor of them and to support changing this.

    • Dino, dear, you are not a liberal, even a little bit. Why you frontin? I mean, lies make baby jesus cry and obvious lies just make us howl in laughter.

      • Bad Scooter

        he thinks he’s not lying if he admits it in his user name (Dem In Name Only).

        • Naw, he’s said quite a few things that make me very convinced he never was a dem even in name only. Unless he means Dixiecrat, which is what we now call Republicans

          • jesterpunk

            He might be a Bernie Bro.

          • Nope, they have their own special sauce.
            This guy has “Guns, Gods and freedombs” all the hell over himself.

          • jesterpunk

            Its gotten kind of hard to tell the difference between Bernie Bros, Trump bots and Russian bots lately. They all are really similar.

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            For a good reason, they grow them on the same troll farm.

          • They all got their own flavor, you have to wait a couple posts for it to come out.
            The Bots always go to income and always within 2-3 posts. Then if you still disagree, call you a shill, neolib, etc etc. They always use one of those words. They think they are magic.
            The russian bots slip up around post 4 or so, and generally it is an innocuous syntax error because Russian syntax is utterly different than English. They are the most sneaky however, because they like to play most sides. They also don’t generally devolve into instant I R RIGHT AND U R LOZER.
            The Trumb dorks almost always slip right into that last bit when brought up with any actual information or told they are not correct. Even gently. And they will double down on their truthiness even if not called out on anything. Plus, they generally think the worst thing someone can do is be gay and or a woman and use those as insults.
            This one started calling everyone a pretend man feminist woman like fast. Ergo, I am convinced it is a Trumpkin

          • jesterpunk

            Reading back over his comments with that you are most likely right, also he is using “women” as an insult. Thanks for pointing out the differences.

          • I should make a flow chart XD Is it calling people “women” as if that is an insult?
            Yes
            Probable right winger. Possibly fully alt-right.

          • jesterpunk

            Send it to Robyn or Dok maybe they will include that in next weekends shitty men thread or the DSFB thread.

          • sounds suspiciously like work :/
            Should mention: Bros also like to pick on the wiminz, but instead of using “womanly” as an insult, they usually rely on the ol’ wiminz can’t logic thing. It is closely related.
            Heh, right there could be a branch of the chart XD

          • WomanInThePersistence

            Us women do get so easily confused.

          • HooverVilles

            Thanks!

          • Bad Scooter

            i believe you, just pointing out what might be his justification for frontin.

          • Oh I figured that XD That is why I charged him with frontin’.

      • HooverVilles

        Ding!

    • Bad Scooter

      The MeToo campaign is not blaming all men nor asking all men to take responsibility for the other men that violate women.

      Muslims denounce acts of Islamic terrorism and black people take stands against criminals in their communities.

      The MeToo stories may inspire men to call out other men and stop harrassing behavior when they witness it, or when they hear comments that make light of sexual assault or blame the victims, to challenge the speaker.

      • He knows. He is a troll pretending to be liberal and using “liberal words against them!” because these red pill morans think that is a thing that actually works.

        • Bad Scooter

          well, I’m all for engaging in civil debate with him on the subject. unless it’s a bot, then i’ll feel like a total libtard.

          • Prolly shoulda mentioned, the entire point of “using liberal words against them” is to be taken seriously in debate and get a liberal to accede to a point. ANY point.
            They have youtube videos on how to change your girl friend’s thinking and everything.
            If you cannot get them to accede to a poitn (again, any point) then the fall backs are to claim the stats are on their side, misquote random stats out of context, and call you names. See below with Shiva.
            However, you might have better success and are a better person than I, for I just wanna point, laugh, and call the BS for what it is ^^

          • Bad Scooter

            fair enough. i didn’t see his other posts.

          • They are predictable little bundles of joyless sap ^.^ But so am I, so fair is fair.

        • HooverVilles

          Gee, didn’t someone have a best word for situations like this. Oh yes, SAD!

    • Liquid Tomato

      Saying “as a liberal” doesn’t actually give you any liberal credibility.

      • Mysterious Masked Wrestler

        Bonus point for “islamics”, though.

        • (((Aron)))

          I particularly enjoyed that part.

    • doktorzoom

      As a liberal, I always start my comments “As a liberal…” so people will recognize I’m not a pathetic third-rate troll. Also, Bye-bye, pathetic, third-rate troll.

      — Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

      • HooverVilles

        Dang, I missed what this so-called liberal said before banishment.

        • doktorzoom

          Happily, there will be a Dear Shitferbrains next week. This dipwad made the quota in a single visit.

          • HooverVilles

            Thanks!
            I have an odly peculiar feeling about this one. Don’t know why, I just do.
            If those comments do show up, I will look forward to reading them.

        • Oblios_Cap

          As a liberal, that perturbs me…

          • HooverVilles

            Funny!

      • Kiri the Unicorn

        “This one example left up for further mockery purposes.”

        It’s so sweet of you to think of us, Dok!

        • WomanInThePersistence

          He spoils us.

      • Zyxomma

        Thanks. I missed it; I was watching Masterpiece (Poldark and The Collection) and then had to wash my dinner dishes.

      • I feel like in addition to starting sentences with “as a liberal…”, calling Muslim people “Islamics” is totally something that actual liberals constantly do.

        • WomanInThePersistence

          Personally, as a liberal, I blame all men for sexual assault.

      • SeeTrain65

        Great. Now you can knock off the lost boy above. ; )

      • ahughes798

        But was it done lovingly, Doc? Heh.

      • Bad Scooter
    • JMP

      No one is blaming all men for the actions of a few, liar, that is complete bullshit.

      • Panika MCD

        if you scroll down, you will notice that our visitor has indicated that he does not know how babbies are made. it’s a special troll.

        • (((Aron)))

          HOW IS BABBY FORMED???

    • Maybe

      Me Too is just women saying they’ve been assaulted or sexually harrassed by men. They are stating a fact.

      They are not saying that all men assault women, but they do want to point out that it is a very common experience and not much spoken of.

      When I was a college student I was once in the stacks in the library and grabbed from behind by a man who fondled my breast before turning and running away. I am not asking you to take responsibility for that unless you are the man who did it, but I’m also not going to be silenced because my statement makes you uncomfortable and kinda pissy.

    • Freida Peeple

      um actually right-wing media does in fact demand that all african-americans apologize for the actions of those few

    • Dept. of Space Tacos

      yeah, no. Logic fail.

    • HarpyLibtart

      If you’ve never sexually assaulted anyone, then it’s not directed at you – maybe take a minute to consider that, even though you are in possession of a phallus, the vast majority of things aren’t actually about you?
      Besides, if you’ve never assaulted anyone, you should have no problem with those who do being called out – like my grandma used to say ‘only hit dogs holler’.

    • (((Aron)))

      Concern troll is very concerned!

  • WomanInThePersistence

    As a liberal, I generally ignore idiots. I’m nice like that.

  • Freida Peeple

    Dana Loesch names all her guns. The ones that blow up in her face she calls “DADDY”

  • im lost

    Feminists think its ok for more men to die of prostate cancer but only receive 20% of cancer funding research

    • WomanInThePersistence

      Umm….no.

    • You are lost, here, let me help you find your way.
      Prostate cancer was one of the first cancers ever considered curable (no cancer is ever curable, so you know). Because it received almost all the funding for research. Which mildly belies your little blurb. To this day, if you catch it early, it is “99% of men with the most common types of prostate cancer overall will survive more than five years after diagnosis. For the more than 90% of men whose prostate cancer is localized to the prostate or just nearby, the prognosis is even better.”

      To the point where women took it upon themselves to fund raise for breast cancer awareness because it was being ignored utterly! And still do!
      So there is that!

      • Let us compare that with breast cancer, shall we?
        “The average 5-year survival rate for people with breast cancer is 90%. The average 10-year survival rate is 83%.”
        HUH!
        Weird, that. Looks like you were either misinformed, willfully or otherwise, or are just flat out lying.
        So which is it?

        • Fun, let us toss genetics into it as well!
          Cervical Cancer:
          For white women, the 5-year survival rates are 69%, and for black women, the 5-year survival rate is 57%.
          Uterine:
          The 5-year survival rate for women with uterine cancer is 82%. The 5-year survival rates for white and black women with the disease are 84% and 62% respectively.
          Looks like flat out lying takes it since I found all that in a minute!

    • HazooToo
      • ahughes798

        At least it is clean. Since it’s unmanly to wipe down there, you know. I was about to put some food in my mouth and I scrolled down and this pic said “Hello!!!!”……it’s teh Wonkette diet again!

      • Rex Thorne

        In Trump’s mouth?

    • SeeTrain65

      You’re lost all right.

      Return of Kings is that way. BYE.

    • Dept. of Space Tacos

      [citation needed]

      • [he made it up out of whole cloth. Only when you count in foundation dollars that are specific to a given cause and come from the public sector is this even remotely true and even then….]

  • WomanInThePersistence

    I prefer not to have this persons non-comment be the first thing that appears.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Huh.

    That’s all I gots.

  • BullDyke Odell

    ok, but they found three chicks better than anything wonkette has going on. also, where is madonna.

  • James Baskin

    I don’t know the specific percentages, but I do know that there are female Republicans. So this shouldn’t come as a surprise. Yet it does.

  • Trump’s Potemkin Village

    What do you think the MRAs say to one another about women who champion anti-feminism? I’m betting it’s not very flattering; they see it as something that’s “owed them” and they pick apart the women’s bodies/looks.

  • The Flaming Carrot
  • The-Timbuktutu

    I. Can’t. Even. Today.

  • Rita D. Lipshutz

    as it happens they are wrong about circumcision from a public health point of view. not surprised though that people so achingly ignorant about everything else would also be ignorant about medical science.

    • Rita D. Lipshutz

      don’t believe me though, believe those geniuses. i’m just a silly veteran infectious disease nurse.

      • (((Aron)))

        Because why would we want to make it easier to clean what could potentially be a massive vector for diseases, right?

        RIGHT???

        (I am very pro-circumcision-rights, in case that didn’t come through.)

    • Lily412

      I’m actually on the “anti” side of the debate. I don’t think people should make permanent changes to others’ bodies when one could also teach their child how to wash thoroughly instead. I also don’t like when people pierce babies’ ears. Basically, it’s a consent issue to me.

  • #teamuncircumcised

  • Lily412

    I was like that in high school. I didn’t know any better. Now I do.

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