Attention all Wonketteers in the vicinity of Boise, or indeed the entire Twin Falls to Baker City, Oregon corridor! Your 2017 Wonkette Beach Bum World Tour kicks off TONIGHT in the City of Trees, although there is a decided lack of beach in Boise. The festivities for barflies will be from 6 to 9 at Quinn’s Restaurant and Lounge, located at 1005 S. Vista Avenue in Boise. Plenty of parking in back and on side streets — please leave the front lot for takeout customers.
Who: Yr Editrix, Yr Shypixel, Yr Wonkette Toddler, Yr Doktor Zoom will host. You will show up for drinks and fine conversation, and also there will be food! if the weather stays nice, the patio may be open, but that’s up to the proprietors!
Why: Because we love you.
How To Say “Boise”: Sounds like Boy-See, not like boyzee. Now you can blend in with the locals!
Be there, wear your Wonkette swag, and if you have no Wonkette swag, we will probably sell you some, because you have no sales resistance and Wonkette Tot Donna Rose looks adorbs in her snazzy “IMPEACH” hat:
NEXT STOP! Eugene, Oregon! CHANGE OF VENUE! Rain’s expected, so we will buy you pizzas at WHIRLED PIES 199 W. Eighth Ave., Thurs., Oct. 19, let us call it 5-8 p.m.!
Stops after that: Yes, there will be many!