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Nice job on the ‘investigation,’ guys

From the Daily Caller, a hard-hitting EXCLUSIVE investigative piece you hypocritical liberals may have overlooked in all the hubbub over the private-jet spending of Donald Trump’s cabinet. It turns out Obama administration officials flew on chartered and government planes, too! In fact (we hope you’re sitting down), Obama’s people blew through nearly a MILLION DOLLARS on such travel! SHOCKING!

Of course, you have to actually read the first paragraph to learn that it took six years for two secretaries of the Interior Department, Ken Salazar and his successor Sally Jewell, to run up a travel bill that fell short of equaling the over a million bucks Tom Price spent jetting around on charter and military planes between May and September of this year, and then had to resign because he was too grifty even for Donald Trump.

And that’s leaving aside the costs of other Trumpsters’ noncommercial travel: About $800,000 for Treasury’s Stephen Mnuchin to go all over the place. Ryan Zinke takes regular flights on Government Air and on charters, not just going home to Montana, but also hopping to Alaska to go to a steakhouse and regularly mixing fundraising with government business, which is a no-no. Veterans Affairs Secretary David Shulkin zipped off to Wimbledon, maybe to learn how Venus Williams can help rehabilitate wounded vets, yeah, that’s the ticket. All told, there are five active investigations into seven Trump cabinet members’ travel, and we still have eight days to go until the Trump administration even reaches the nine-month mark.

But if you look only at the Interior department, as the Daily Caller does, maybe you can claim the real money wasters were those spendthrifts Salazar and Jewel, because you have to look at the bigger context, which is that Obama was the worst, most wasteful president ever, what with his fancy human food for Valentine’s Day and photos of Kenyan elitist dogs sitting at a table laid out for a state dinner, where they no doubt ate gold-plated filets mignon, THE END.

[Daily Caller]

We don’t fly private. We DRIVE private, in the Wonkebago, to come see YOU! Kick in for gas, won’t you please?

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  • Oblios_Cap

    we still have eight days to go until the Trump administration even reaches the nine-month mark.

    Will Melon give birth to C’thulu at that time? Who will be eaten first?

    • Gayer Than Thou

      Barron, obviously. Never permit the older heir to survive.

    • Skeptical_thinker

      AOT,K, please. Pretty please! Pretty please with votes on top!!!1!!elevnty!!

  • Viktor

    The Golfer in Chief, Donald Trump, surely has out spent Obama in golf outings by now.

  • proudgrampa

    Oh, fercryinoutloud.

  • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

    Why has Hillary not responded to this?

    • GoutMachine

      I dunno, but when she does it’ll certainly be wrong and too late.

  • Oblios_Cap

    I’m not saying anything until I get Chris Cillizza’s take on this important story.

  • MynameisBlarney
  • Oneofthebobs

    Turnstile jumping moochers. Better get Rudy Guiliani on this immediately.

  • CafeenMan

    Thanks, Obama.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Fucker Carlson isn’t a one hundredth as clever as he imagines he is.

  • AnnieGetYerFun
    • Oblios_Cap

      I’m sure the White Supremacists really are that scared of the Black folks.

  • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

    Really reaching…

    • Rocket Pony Ron

      They must have arms like a gorilla by now.

  • Baconzgood

    Obama was just the worst…besides Clinton, and Carter, and LBJ, and Jack Kennedy, and Roosevelt.

    • Three Finger Salute

      And Abe Lincoln. He freed Obama. But he was a Republican. Many many fine people on all sides don’t know that.

      • Baconzgood

        How did he free Obama when Obama is Kenyan?

        • PubOption

          Some strange juju with the Mau Mau.

        • Three Finger Salute

          Obama’s time machine, of course! Duh! DON’T BELIEVE THE FAKE NEWS!

  • memzilla Ω

    I am more than willing to let these pumpkinseed-brained cockwattles to continue to use chartered aircraft, so long as I get to pick the destination.
    . https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/de15bfa88aea54b6a9ce2570c1b6a10e399fb77d0186b6532de7a46220100baf.jpg

    • Parakeetist

      Cockwattles

      I am using that.

    • QHarp, Mujer malévola

      I hate giving the GOP any credit, but this graphic of their party platform is actually pretty good.

      • Rocket Pony Ron

        <golf clap>

    • Oblios_Cap

      The second circle isn’t all that bad, what with the Carnal Tower and Queen Cleopatra.

      • GoutMachine

        Pretty cozy position, what with being near the top and the nudity.

    • SeeTrain65

      BREAKING NEWS:

      Upon Hearing Trump’s Doings, Satan Digs New Bottom To Hell

  • Three Finger Salute

    How is this even a story? Oh, right, it’s wingnut land and it’s always a scandal when Obama did a Thing. Dijongate. Never forget all the mustard seeds who made the ultimate sacrifice in Dijongate.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      I heard the tyrant didn’t put Cheez-Wiz on his cheesesteak. In Philly, no less!

    • bubbuhh

      It a story cuz it sposed to make all teh Trump griftin okay CUZ BOTH SIDEZ DO IT!!!!

  • bubbuhh

    Iz there such a thing az regrifting? When can we expect the Trumpanzees to regrift all teh presentz they r giving themselves frum teh public walletz partz? Who will they regrift to anywayz?

    • Parakeetist

      We can has noo preznident, k thx yes?

  • Ricky Gay

    When the Daily Caller rings me (heavy breathing, sound of masturbation),
    I hang up!

    • Three Finger Salute

      Swanson packaged dinners must be even worse than canned clams. Which is kind of like Al Franken’s statement about how Ted Cruz is the member of the Senate he likes the most — and he really doesn’t like Ted Cruz.

      • Ricky Gay
        • jowgajen

          *No animals were harmed in the making of this frozen dinner.

          • Ricky Gay

            Ha!

        • Three Finger Salute

          That’s got to be a violation of the Geneva convention to even serve that in dog kennels.

        • MynameisBlarney

          Ah yes.

          Who doesn’t love meatcake swimming in watered down gravy?

          • Three Finger Salute

            So that’s why Tucker thinks he’s all that.

            He figures he’s a born and bred bread beefcake.

          • Rocket Pony Ron

            I think it’s drowning.

          • Skeptical_thinker

            I think it’s drowned.

            IFYPFY

        • PubOption

          Since Tucker Carlson was mentioned earlier, is that meatloaf a Swanson product?

    • GoutMachine

      But Ricky – it’s coming from inside the house!

  • Joshua Norton

    It appears that Trumpanzees are living in their own personal “Groundhog’s Day” where every day is sometime on October 2016 and they’re still running for election. They can’t seem to move beyond that.

    • Rocket Pony Ron

      I wish they hadn’t.

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    Not only that, but the Kenyan usurper also flew his dog on a private jet by himself!!!!!11!11!!*

    *nope, that was bullshit too, the RWNJs will lie about anything…

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      The truth is that Bo flew the plane himself. But you’ll never get THAT story from the MSM.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    If I hadn’t seen this over at YouTube News, I never would have believed it.

  • jowgajen

    Once again you are missing the critical news of the day, Wonkette.

    (No I didn’t reward this bullshit by clicking it. And the answer to the headline question is, “Why yes, she’s sending the message that she is a fucking model and you are not.”)

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8498c085de0bb5163be2ee072cb2bf57dc5f28ca3337e3fde957c8861ae75566.png

    • Parakeetist

      WTAF

    • TJ Barke
    • Three Finger Salute

      Inb4 the YouTube trolls say she looked manlier than Justin.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      Melania Trump bosses menswear like a rock.

    • Rocket Pony Ron

      Yes, that her taste in clothing hasn’t improved since she started wearing clothes at work.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      Yes, that idiots who care what she wears can be amused all day by a card that says “turn me over” on both sides.

    • SeeTrain65

      Yes.

      The message is “You fuckers at NBC will fall for anything.”

  • TJ Barke

    These fucking people…

  • Baconzgood
    • Skeptical_thinker

      Walking to work this morning through the Boston Public Garden, I came across a squirrel smack in the middle of the paved walkway. It was still, sitting up and staring in my direction. As I approached, all I could think of was “None shall pass!”. As I got closer, it did nothing but stare. When I got within three feet, it looked up at me an scampered off.

      Not much of a security guard, after all.

      • Rocket Pony Ron

        Dealing with you was clearly above his pay grade.

        • Oblios_Cap

          He wasn’t nuts!

    • blaid droog

      And a fine looking squirrel it is.

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        Sssshh. Eric Erickson might get wind of this and give up on goats.

        • H0mer0

          He will once they eat his junk off*

          *H/T Bob Saget

    • Naytch
  • Mr. Blobfish

    This is the kind of hard-hitting investigative journalism I expect. From the Pleasantville Pennysaver.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      Pleasantville Pennysaver Libelz!

      They are much less biased since they went full color.

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    Keith Olbermann had a lovely rant about this, in which he totaled up all the trips everyone from Elaine Chao to Mnuchin to Price have taken, plus our paying for upgraded portapotties for the royal anus and bulletproof windows so he can watch a golf match, etc, and came up with over $1 billion. And that’s in less than eight months. If wingnuts want to claim that Obama did it too, they’re going to have to come up with some kind of new math that makes $1 million spent in 6 years by two people be greater than $1 billion spent in 8 months by an entire administration. Given that they’re willing to risk nuclear annihilation so they can get tax cuts for rich assholes, I’m pretty sure they’re up to this task.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    JFC, news, slow the fuck down! My head is spinning FFS!

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      IK,R? How will we survive four years of this? In the last nine months I feel like I’ve lived fifteen years.

    • Oblios_Cap

      And it’s only Thursday. The bunglecunt likes to do truly horrible things on Friday before heading to the golf course.

      • Mr. Blobfish

        Look out! Tomorrow is Friday the 13th.

        • TJ Barke

          We are so fucked…

          • Mr. Blobfish

            Boy howdy. How many firings will there be?

        • Skeptical_thinker

          So, Friday the 13th falls on a Friday this month?

          • Oblios_Cap

            Crazy, ain’t it?

          • SeeTrain65

            “You can’t explain it.”

    • Chief of Staff Kelly is remarkably unimpressive on his presser debut, so there’s that.

    • TJ Barke

      I was waiting and waiting after the prisoner story this morning and now when I check back there’s three new posts…

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “I just had a both-sides-do-it-gasm.”
    — Ghost of David Broder

    • laughingnome

      When he died St. Peter split him in half. One side went to hell, the other got in.

      • Three Finger Salute

        You can’t explain that.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    All told, there are five active investigations into seven Trump cabinet members’ travel, and we still have eight days to go until the Trump administration even reaches the nine-month mark.

    Does anyone have a data file on a shared drive that is keeping track of all of the investigations? I know I wouldn’t want to be the one who has to update the relational database FFS…or maybe I would if the overtime pay were sweet enough:

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-rmJ6NRK173E/VOgJFVecuoI/AAAAAAAAA6k/VI7m1nJLW7M/s1600/why%2Bi%2Bcan't%2Bkeep%2Bup%2Bwith%2Bcurrent%2Bevents.jpg

  • Scooby

    Yes, but Obama travel money came from not giving our troops the equipment they needed. These guys come out of welfare for moochers.

  • Mr. Blobfish
    • Resistance Fighter Callyson
      • SeeTrain65

        Seeing that causes early-onset libido cancer.

    • DainBramage

      The old, “I forgot how a zipper works” look.

    • Weird Fishes

      His eyes are too close together.

      • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

        It’s because of the interior vacuum. It’s sucking his features inward.

    • blaid droog

      Look at his canines, rising up. He must need blood.

    • SeeTrain65

      “Golden Grain Macaroni & Cheddar, not Kraft Mac and Cheese? WTF, Mom!”

  • OrG

    Obviously, they got nothin’.

  • Skeptical_thinker

    OT: it appears that the “antifa” are going to stage a violent revolution on November 4th. It says so on their website?

    http://www.catholic.org/news/national/story.php?id=76145

    • OrG

      Can’t wait

    • Resistance Fighter Callyson

      During GOTV weekend, when my group is going to be working for the VA legislative candidates?

      Fuck, if Antifa were as threatening as wingnuts like to think, it would plan these things better FFS.

      • Dylan Black

        Yeah right there with you, working in Richmond for the governor’s race and that is not the time for another march that doesn’t actually get us votes.

        I’m all for opposing facism but the planning on this one could be way better.

        • Resistance Fighter Callyson

          Virginia! One of my groups (Sister District) is holding a bake sale for Delegates Kathleen Murphy and Mike Mullin this Sunday, which we are hoping *will* be useful when it comes to generating votes. Thanks for being right there with us!

          • H0mer0

            [I always wanted a sister]

    • BosGrl

      I love the huge ad for the 20% off Christmas sale right under the headline.

      • GoutMachine

        The War on Christmas starts earlier every year.

        • Grumpy Twat

          It does in my head, now that the supermarkets are putting the Christmas chocolates out on display on August Bank Holiday!

          • H0mer0

            There are holidays in August? Why was I not informed of that?

          • Grumpy Twat

            We have them in the UK because the Tories haven’t found a way to take Bank Holidays away from bankers, yet.

      • Wart on christams.

        • BosGrl

          It’s like, “Get outraged! But first, we have a few bobbles you might like.”

      • Major_Major_Major

        Is that the one where the xmas balls are placed to look like boobs?

        • BosGrl

          Aren’t they all?

          • Major_Major_Major

            To be fair, I don’t spend a lot of time in enemy territory during the War on Christmas. I try more to provide logistical supporting order to provide for the projected higher levels of snark.

          • HogeyeGrex
          • BosGrl

            LOL

    • Oblios_Cap

      Obama has been accused of fostering racial divide. Clinton, is infamously unscrupulous and corrupt, and enjoys the support of George Soros. As for Soros, he appears to be the purse behind a number of radical, leftist organizations. Although no direct link has been found between Soros and ANTIFA, it has been widely suspected and inferred.

      I like the way the writer doesn’t use a pronoun for Clinton, so you can infer either Bill or Hillary.

    • Three Finger Salute

      Antifa is the Catholic Church? So Pope Francis is a commie after all!!!11!

      Alex Jones just had a derpgasm. Or maybe it was a burpgasm.

      https://i.ytimg.com/vi/VdjgjMoeQXI/maxresdefault.jpg

    • Oblios_Cap

      I must hang out with the wrong Catholics. None of the ones that I know are that batshit insane.

      • Weird Fishes

        At least in a fun way, that is.

      • An Outhouse for the résistance

        “They train members to disguise themselves” by wearing all black and placing bandanas over their faces?

        • H0mer0

          Disguise themselves as what? Why would anyone need training? Or do they make a “train” all black with the bandana over their faces?

      • Lascauxcaveman

        I made a comment somewhat to that effect over on their website. It’s being “moderated.”

    • therblig

      rwnj co-worker posts shit about the antifa revolution almost every day. he and his scumbag ilk are just itching to get those shootin’ irons out.

      • Skeptical_thinker

        You’ll put your eye out.

    • RMKH

      Funny, I looked at the Refuse Fascism website and didn’t see anything about violence or armed revolution. But maybe I missed the secret code words.

    • HogeyeGrex

      LOL:

      ANTIFA’s roots date back to the 1920’s when they clashed with Hitler’s Brown Shirts in Germany and Mussolini’s Black Shirts in Italy. Since then, the organization has been a fringe movement, with few members and no attention. The election of Donald Trump, which has polarized millions of Americans, has infused the organization with new life.

      Hmmmm. I wonder why could that be. There’s some sort of connection here, but I can’t quite put my finger on it.

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        No, no, they are FRINGE now, see?

    • Grumpy Twat
  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    Slightly OT but this is a thing:
    I live 3 1/2 hours from my only child and his baby (the ones I went on the trip with earlier this week). I have no other family. My ties to where I live are strong, but centered mainly on friends and activities that I hate the thought of leaving.
    With all the scary talk about the potential for Dampnut to let the nukes fly, I’m strongly, and very seriously, considering putting my house on the market and moving to my son’s new hometown.
    Here are two of the considerations that go through my head, one pro-move, one anti: My home is less than one mile from an army depot that disposes of chemical weapons. I’m concerned that any kind of missile strike, nuclear or not, could literally kill me. OTOH, my closest friend is a single, childless woman with no family, who does have other friends but no one as close as the two of us are. I would feel as though I were abandoning her if I moved.
    What would y’all do?
    Help a Wonker out.

    • OutOfOrbit

      get your friend to move with you and live together

      • BosGrl

        I agree with this. Life is short. Live where you can see your grandchild every day. And take your friend with you.

        • OutOfOrbit

          also too with a my-own friend along, one’s less likely to get too…bothersome to the family

          • BosGrl

            Good point.

    • arglebargle

      You need to discuss it with her. You can’t make a decision concerning her without her being involved, especially if there is a possibility of it becoming more than a friendship.

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        Oh, no, nothing like that – we think of ourselves as sisters.

        • arglebargle

          Oh, gotcha. Never assume one’s gender. I thunk you were a crusty old white man like me. Still, I think you should discuss it with her. Who know’s, maybe she’s up for a change of scenery.

        • therblig

          ms. blig often introduces her best friend as her sister and has pretty much decided that when we finally leave jersey city, we’re going to use the joint purchasing power of our two families to buy a compound out in the country.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      First of all, call me a crazy optimist, but I don’t think that NK will try a first strike.
      And if Trump is crazy enough to attack, the first targets will be their missiles. Second, do you live in the West Coast? I’m assuming you do, but if not, remember, their missiles are still pretty short range.

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        No, I live in KY, but I am assuming that a nuclear war won’t be limited to us v. NK. I’m assuming the Middle East will be a flurry of nukes, India and Pakistan will unload on each other, and Russia will fire at Europe. Then no matter what happens, the planet will be finished.

        • HogeyeGrex

          At that point, I’d hardly worry about the military base being nearby.

        • Lascauxcaveman

          Being close to the grandkids is good reason to move. Nuclear paranoia? Not so much.

          • Lefty Wright

            Also, what is the age of the grandkid. If the kid is young, you will have many years to enjoy being close by. If the kid is 14 or 15, you may not see as much of them and in a very few years, the kid may be off to college. Then you may regret leaving your friends. But I would not let fear of war influence you.

        • BeachLoafer

          If anything escalates to the point that KY is a target, ain’t no point in getting out of your recliner, much less starting the car.

          As a lifelong resident of the northeast corridor, that’s pretty much been my philosophy anyway, on the assumption that I’d get about as far as the end of my street before it no longer mattered.

        • Rags

          Sadly, Trump’s fear mongering is affecting you. Don’t let his scare tactics determine your life choices.

        • Ants In My Eyes Johnson

          If they were set on targeting KY, it wouldn’t really matter where they hit. If they did hit the depot, the heat would likely incinerate the chemical weapons.
          The depot is a good target, but the depot in Colorado is also closer to the west coast, and would be easier to reach. Plus, if they can reach as far inland as Kentucky, they’d probably focus on getting that last little bit in, and aiming for DC anyway.
          In which case, we’d still be toast.

    • alpacapunchbowl

      I’d actually prefer to be at a ground zero, myself.
      3 1/2 hours is long way from grand-munchkins though. I don’t think my mum could handle not seeing my niece and nephew at least once a week.
      Have you spoken about this with your friend?

    • Candy Matson

      I’m with the “take her with you” crowd. In these awful times, is good folk have got to stick together!

    • HazooToo

      Invite her to be your roommate so you can both survive the coming war. You can split the bills and get a nicer place together. You have someone to yell for if something bad happens. And best of all, you get to LIVE with your BEST FRIEND. That is the best deal I can imagine, and I have had that experience and I want it back like nobody’s business.

  • blaid droog

    That’s a great picture. Love the middle finger.

  • ManchuCandidate

    The crime is really governing while black.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      The crime was impeaching Nixon.

      • arglebargle

        and saying maybe Raygun wasn’t all that.

        • OutOfOrbit

          Reagan was the sharp end of the wedge that has split us so far apart

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance

            About the only sharpness Ol’ Ronnie could claim during his administration.

          • Err, the majority of democratic leadership shares Ronnie’s vision.

    • OutOfOrbit

      black [Democrat] was the poison combination

      • Villago Delenda Est

        As if anyone blah could ever get the GOP nomination.

        • OutOfOrbit

          i know me get weird thinks in brain sometimes

        • Candy Matson

          if only Ben Carson hadn’t been so stabbity in his misspent youth, loitering around the popeyes organization looking for trouble.

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      Plus he refused to use his time machine to kill Hitler. Uppity!

  • armed_bears

    I do believe, however, the Daily Caller staff is just too bare-ass dumb to be hypocritical. They’s doin’ journaminalism.

    • Weird Fishes

      “journaminimalism” There, fixed it.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Journamalism.

      • Rebel Scum with permit

        Journawhataboutism

        • Candy Matson

          Journacilizzism?

          • Heyzeus Ahchay

            Jernajizzm.

          • SeeTrain65

            Journaljism.

    • SeeTrain65

      Journalisminess: Writing stories that feel true to you, but are not true at all.

  • SweetDeeKat

    Math is hard.

  • chimpevil

    Nothing in the DC “report” shows that Salazar and Jewell’s trips were unjustified, as compared to at least three of Zinke’s, which were purely for fundraisers. Even if it were a given that the former trips were not kosher, that says nothing about the latter’s. I guess the people who are all about personal responsibility (LOL) never heard the axiom that two wrongs don’t make a right. Fucking amoral hypocrites.

  • Mr. Blobfish
    • H0mer0

      study hard, Robert!
      (I can’t finish the snark–he looks so innocent and inquisitive as a “Little Rascal” )

  • Rebel Scum with permit

    Anyone remember Trumps campaign speeches about how he was so rich he didn’t have to grift, and couldn’t be corrupted, unlike those greedy, grasping Clinton’s?

    • SDGeoff3

      He never hid a thing. His BS was out in the open from day one for all to see.

      • Candy Matson

        I’m still amazed that he didn’t whip out his dick on that primary debate stage.

        • SDGeoff3

          On accounta he was lying about that too. See what I mean?

        • Serolf Divad

          With those tiny little hands? I don’t think so.

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    The “investigation” was done by The Daily Caller News Foundation, which, undoubtedly, needs an investigation of its own.

    • Heyzeus Ahchay

      The investigation into the investigation should be quick: It probably was done by Tucker Carlson’s wife while she was repairing her foundation in the ladies’ room while he was ordering dessert at their favorite restaurant.

  • An Outhouse for the résistance

    The best thing Obama did was be. on. vacation. all. the. time. Even if it cost the taxpayers eleventy bazillion dollars, at least he wasn’t destroying America by constantly issuing executive orders.

    • bbayliss

      And the golf! don’t forget the golf!!!!1111!!!!!!

  • Candy Matson

    Yeah, I’m not so sure that Price was too grifty for Trump. I think Trump just likes the best grifters, he likes grifters that don’t get caught, okay?

    • MrTusks

      Price was wasting money that Trump could have wasted on himself. That was the real problem.

      • BreakingDeadMen

        I strongly suspect that when all of the details come out about the private flights it will turn out that the Trump Organization is getting kickbacks from all of it.

      • Serolf Divad

        I’m pretty sure the problem was that Price flew to Europe instead of Mar A Lago.

    • TundraGrifter

      You rang?

      • Candy Matson

        Is that you, Sarah Palin?

  • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

    LOOK OVER THERE says Daily Caller, FOR IT IS A SQUIRREL! A MEELLION DOLLAR SQUIRREL!! GO GO GO!!!

    And you’ll do it, wingnuts, you’ll chase that scammy ginned-up motherfucker dessicated rat carcass with “SQUIRL” hastily written on it in sharpie, until you fall over dead, just because they said to. “See both sides do it” you’ll probably wheeze out as your last words.

    By the way, you probably can’t see this, but you don’t actually have morals or values. Just weaponized outrage, crafted into a virus that you’ll spread through your filthy wingnut social media. You’re not exactly the self-reflective introspective type, are you?

    Also, why not enjoy your nice upcoming deelicious tax cuts that totally ARE tasty pudding cups with “tax cuts” written on them in sharpie! Remember how YOU’RE THE SMART ONES just like your wingnut media tells you. YOU GOTS IT ALL FIGGERD OUT!

  • TundraGrifter

    The Daily Caller “News Foundation?” Whiskey Tango Foxtwat? They can’t make a go of it in the marketplace of ideas so they now want to appear to be a non-profit on purpose?

    • Carpe Vagenda

      Oh, that’s the whole thing. Tucker’s mom’s friends use it as a tax dodge, and he doesn’t have to pay his writers.

  • Zyxomma

    Lock. Them. Up. AOT, K. It feels like I spend every day waiting for Mueller, but I’m glad to let him take his sweet time, because I’m sure they’re uncovering more filth every hour of every day.

  • mancityRed6

    these people really need to be punished. $1 million over 6 years? I just can’t even.
    how’s about we make them work in government again, say another 4-8 years? and the ringleader will have to come back, to. I’m not gonna let Obama off the hook.
    aww, heck, another 4-8 years for everyone.

  • Nasty Girl Brianna

    And and and OBAMA WENT GOLFING!!!

    • phoenix00

      ONCE!!!!!!!11

  • I think Trump has a point about fairness in the media.
    We should outlaw all sources funded by political billionaires.
    Your move, Daily Faller.

  • BreakingDeadMen

    Daily Caller: where truth goes to die

    • SeeTrain65

      And incompetent “reporters” are propped up by billionaires.

  • Moar Wordz

    ” Hopped on a plane to Alaska to go to a steakhouse. ” That must be one hell of a steak. Imagine what their deep-fried onion blooming thing must be like.
    The right wing alt -media tries so hard that they overplay their hand. In Spades.

    • Claim Jumper? That’s authentic gold miner cuisine.

      • Moar Wordz

        I’m just really craving steak…

      • Moar Wordz

        Beautiful, my friend. That was beautiful.

      • kareemachan

        Probably the AK Bush Co….

    • javadavis

      ISWYDT

      • Moar Wordz

        What’s that mean ?😐

        • javadavis

          I See What You Did There.

          • Moar Wordz

            HA.
            Duuuuuuuuuuuh….you should see me trying to figure out anagrams.

          • javadavis

            Ha ha – no worries.

      • Moar Wordz

        Isn’t it ” You keep what you kill ? “

        • javadavis

          I heard it was ‘you eat what you shoot’ but that could be a regional thing.

  • SeeTrain65

    Great. That’s about 1/73rd of what Trump’s already spent on his golf outings. And he hasn’t been in a year yet.
    http://trumpgolfcount.com/

  • Hazel Blumberg

    Remember how trump was never going to leave the White House to play golf because he’d be working, endlessly working? And yet he spends almost every weekend on vacation, at one of “his” properties (does he really own them, or is he just heavily mortgaged to them?), and we pay for it. And for his spawn to travel all over the place. And for his Cabinet and other slobs he’s appointed to fly all over the place for the fun of it. And they’ve racked up a fortune since January. I say, let’s NOT pay our taxes until these b@st@rds reimburse us.

  • I and here I am, Munchin on economy class snacks. Bullshit!

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