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America’s Greatest Journalist, James O’Keefe, and his “Project Veritas” (Latin for “very tight underpants”) are back with another hard-hitting investigation of shocking liberal bias in the lamestream media, in which one of O’Keefe’s hidden-camera operatives catches a low-level twentysomething twit at the New York Times bragging about what an influential, connected guy he is. What! A low-level person in media with an inflated sense of his own importance? Stop the presses!

The typical O’Keefe method involves the undercover asshole manipulating someone into saying or doing something inflammatory, or inventing a wildly implausible scenario to show terrorists could bring Ebola virus into the USA by speedboat. This time out, though, O’Keefe actually does appear to have found a bona fide schmuck who works at the New York Times, one Nick Dudich, an “audience strategy editor” whose job is to place NYT-produced videos on various social media platforms like the Times Facebook page or YouTube channel.

The Project Very Tossed reporter catches Dudich talking trash about Donald Trump, going on a fair bit about his own politics, and outright making up a story about being James Comey’s godson. While Dudich is definitely happy to say he detests Donald Trump and fantasizes about using his position at the Times to somehow bring down the president, it’s worth noting that O’Keefe doesn’t offer a single example of Dudich actually slanting the news. How could he? Despite having a job title with “editor” in it, Dudich isn’t actually producing anything; he’s posting other people’s work to social media, at least until he gets shitcanned thanks to O’Keefe’s exposé.

Here’s the SHOCKING VIDEO that tears the lid off the biased New York Times, or at least finds one millennial dumbass who probably won’t be working there much longer. And yes, the title for the whole stupid project really is “American Pravda,” since obviously the New York Times gets its marching orders from either Moscow or the Deep State. Kind of hard to call it “government-controlled media” when the Republicans are in office.

We learn that before being hired to embed videos on social media, Dudich worked for both the Obama and Clinton campaigns, or at least he volunteered for them in some capacity, he says. He might be embellishing his role there, too, but O’Keefe treats him like he was a key operative — and now here he is, slanting the news!

Just recently out of direct politics, Dudich’s talents are now shaping, maybe even distorting, political coverage at the old Grey Lady.

Dudich mocks the idea of journalistic objectivity, and suggests “That’s why I’m here” — to somehow influence the news by picking videos that will go on Facebook. O’Keefe solemnly quotes the Times ethics handbook here:

Journalists have no place on the playing field of politics. Staff members are entitled to vote, but they must do nothing that might raise questions about their professional neutrality or that of The Times.

We also get a segment of Dudich talking about how he’d like to bring down Trump; conveniently, O’Keefe has edited out whatever question prompted Dudich to say any of this:

I’d target his businesses, his dumb fuck of a son, Donald Jr., and Eric…

Target that. Get people to boycott going to his hotels. Boycott… So a lot of the Trump brands, if you can ruin the Trump brand and you put pressure on his business and you start investigating his business and you start shutting it down, or they’re hacking or other things. He cares about his business more than he cares about being President. He would resign. Or he’d lash out and do something incredibly illegal, which he would have to.

This looks like one of those trademark O’Keefe selective edits. What was the question? Perhaps “If you were devising a campaign’s media strategy to do the most damage to Donald Trump, what would it look like?” We don’t have any idea what the context for that bit of video is, but O’Keefe is happy to let the viewer assume Dudich’s discussion of what he’d do, or might want to do, is a description of his actual job duties at the Times. O’Keefe long ago stopped releasing the unedited video he works from, so we’ll never know what the “reporter” asked Dudich. Pure speculation: Maybe she pretended to be recruiting him to do media for an anti-Trump PAC.

The Project Verdigris hidden camera also catches Dudich in a great big lie about being James Comey’s godson, after which he spins a tale about having belonged to Antifa at some point in the past, where he punched Nazis and KKK guys in the face for the FBI, at the direction of his godfather James Comey:

The video devotes several dramatic minutes to debunking the Comey story, including a hilarious sequence complete with exciting graphics of maps and an airplane, while O’Keefe intones,

We sent the journalist to scour church records where we believe Dudich had been baptized. We sent undercover journalists to California, New England, Washington DC, and to Dudich’s aunt’s house in North Carolina.

And yes, they even use a hidden camera while interviewing Dudich’s aunt and his father, because — no reason, really, but if you’re going to be undercover, then goddammit, you’re undercover. His dad says he’s never even met Comey and has no idea why Nick would make that up. The unnamed Veritas operative then confronts Dudich with his falsehood, and the lad admits he made that all up because “It’s a good story.”

Shame on him! Why, that’s almost as outrageous as James O’Keefe’s first media stunt, when he went on “Fox & Friends” all dressed up like a pimp from a ’70s blaxploitation movie, even though he wore a plain ol’ suit to his selectively edited meetings with ACORN affiliates.

The video ends with O’Keefe doing his Serious Face and worrying very sincerely about journalistic ethics:

But the fact remains that Nick Dudich lies. And he’s a gatekeeper at the New York Times. And that fact should be worrisome to the bosses at the “paper of record.”

Then — without a single example of Dudich’s politics actually showing up in his work — it’s time to hop on O’Keefe’s Flexible Flyer for a trip down the slippery slope:

If the Times can’t sniff out people like Nick Dudich, journalists with such questionable integrity and character, who else are they letting spread disinformation in their name? Or is this more systemic? Does the Times lack journalistic integrity altogether?

The Usual Suspects in the wingnuttosphere have been going wild about this shocking exposé of the deep anti-Trump bias in everything the New York Times does, and the Times has responded to the kerfuffle, noting Dudich was hired only in the spring of this year, and releasing a statement from spokesperson Danielle Rhoades Ha:

Based on what we’ve seen in the Project Veritas video, it appears that a recent hire in a junior position violated our ethical standards and misrepresented his role. In his role at The Times, he was responsible for posting already published video on other platforms and was never involved in the creation or editing of Times videos. We are reviewing the situation now.

Translation: This guy isn’t a reporter, he’s not making or editing videos, he exaggerated his importance, and has probably already been fired.

Then again, given his demonstrated skills of exaggeration and self-promotion, he might make a dandy addition to the staff of Project Veritas. Or perhaps Dudich will say he smelled a rat and was trolling O’Keefe’s “reporter” the whole time. Anything’s possible in a James O’Keefe joint.

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  • MynameisBlarney

    I swear, Oh Queef gets uglier every time I see him.

  • Joe Beese

    If they make a movie called Ebola Speedboat, I will watch it.

    • cheetojeebus

      There in development on Ebolanado, would that work?

    • La Cieca

      That’s actually the name of one of the contestants on this season’s RuPaul’s Drag Race.

    • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

      Featuring: Rex Cholera, Dr. Turboprop, Jackie Roid, and Paul Lynde as the Corpse.

  • JMP

    Wait, why would James O’Keefe go after a fellow right-wing propaganda outfit like the New York Times? They did more to elect the white supremacist monster than anyone who wasn’t James Comey!

  • Beanz&Berryz

    Why do these human sharts get any air time? It makes one almost miss the old days of 3 TV networks and 3 or 4 newspaper empires…

    • Three Finger Salute

      I miss Cronkite and I’m not even old enough to have seen him on TV.

      • Beanz&Berryz

        He was the quintessential adult in the room…

      • Shanzgood

        I’m enjoying Dan Rather’s commentaries. His writing style is a bit florid for my taste but I like what he says about the current goings on.

  • armed_bears

    Dead Andy Warhol: James O’Keefe, your 15 minutes is up.

  • jesuswasablack
  • Swampay

    American Pravda? So now you morons think the russkies are bad again? Could you just pick one story and stick with it?

    • Three Finger Salute

      No, it’s only bad because it’s from commie-era Russia. Fascist Russia is good. Communist Russia is bad.

      • Swampay

        Thanks for clearing that up for me.

  • Everrett Fanuelli
    • therblig

      zip codes? they’re meaningless!

  • Three Finger Salute

    Another argument for the elimination of the Internet. The Zombie Grey Lady is enough of a bothsiderist rag as it is. But the Internet has enabled any schmuck with a cell phone camera and a YouTube account to call themselves a “journalist” and post really, really fake news and have the rubes praise them for being heroic muckrakers.

    The fact that his stupid channel is called Project Veritas only adds to the Orwellian nature of all of this. It’s true because so-and-so believes it’s true. Not because, when held up for scrutiny and subjected to actual fact-checking, the evidence holds up. Figures these grifters all support the party that accepts creationism on faith and considers the scientific method some kind of Illuminati ritual that’s just lies from the pits of hell.

    The more I see of this and am reminded every day that a “reality” TV game-show host with a background in professional wrestling is the president of the United States, the more I’m convinced that we really are living in Sagan’s “demon-haunted world” — and that reasoned, intelligent people are in the vast, vast powerless minority.

    • Cock Blockula

      What cracks me up is that the rubes probably don’t even know what the word, veritas, means, or what language it’s from.

  • memzilla Ω

    And Comet Ping Pong gave us the Deep State (although for me personally, I prefer Thin Crust State)!

    • chazmanr

      You must be a New Yorker.

  • wide_stance_hubby

    Does Nick Dudich?

  • BearGHAZI

    POSTING, not even producing videos is a paying job? HIRE ME, NYT!!! I am Hillary Clinton’s personal murder secretary godson!!

  • Vincent Ricola

    I could go undercover at any business, school, HOA meeting, PTA meeting, ect and find one lying asshole. That’s not an accomplishment. Lying assholes are everywhere. I should go undercover and record James O’Keefe talking about all the goats he fucks when he’s not fake blowing the lid off a fake conspiracy.

    • Edith Prickly

      FAKE NEWS. O’Kweef fucks sheep, because all the goats are for Erick Erickson.

    • Three Finger Salute

      It’s only OK to be a lying asshole if you’re Republican. Trump lies out of his asshole every single day and nothing happens to him. But scientists find new information about the climate that requires them to revise their previous findings, and all of a sudden there’s “no consensus” and climate change is a hoax. Republicans believe in the infallibility of the original statement as absolute truth — see also, the Bible…

      Basically, you’re only a liar if you’re a Democrat and you admit you may have made an error or that you received new information that requires you to retract, modify or revise your previous statement. If you’re a Republican, you can literally declare the world to be a flat pancake that God flips over at night with his holy spatula, as long as you never, ever say that you were

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwkU8-d1gIk

    • chazmanr

      Yeah, but could you go into the White House and find someone who isn’t a lying asshole? Yeah, thought so!

      • Vincent Ricola

        Touché

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    O’Keefe and Hoft are locked in a life and death struggle for the title of Stupidest Man On The Internet.

    • doktorzoom

      No contest, Hoft is the winner. O’Keefe is a lying amoral shitheel, but he’s a clever lying amoral shitheel.

  • bubbuhh

    What, no mention of the hot sweaty sex he had with Maggie Haberman?

  • Oblios_Cap

    I thought the dildo boat guy was in prison.

    • Marion in Savannah

      Oh, if only. But white RWNJ, so…

    • doktorzoom

      Nah, he only got probation for the attempted break-in at Mary Landrieu’s office

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    “Project Veritas” (Latin for “very tight underpants”)

    I thought it stood for “Please have sex with me,” but maybe that’s just my sick twisted mind at work.

    • TheGrandWazoo2

      Why not both…Please have sex with me in very tight underpants.

      • CindyinEncinitas

        In a speedboat.

  • Edith Prickly
    • bubbuhh

      Her fingers are longer than Trump’s

  • altleftjohn

    My godfather is George Soros and my wife’s name is Morgan Fairchild.

    • Paperless Tiger

      Where’s my check?

    • Vincent Ricola

      That’s the ticket!

  • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

    Well this proves it.

    ALL OF IT.

    • Proud Liberal

      This country has officially gone MAD?

    • chazmanr

      Now we just need to learn what “it” is.

      • MynameisBlarney

        “It” is the “Thing”.

        • chazmanr

          oh, now it’s clear.

          • MynameisBlarney

            Glad to help!

      • TheGrandWazoo2

        “It” is what “it” is.

        • Oblios_Cap

          it’s what “they” do.

      • Covfefe’s Evil Twin

        42?

        • CindyinEncinitas

          Ask Brad.

  • Phoenixdoglover

    False flag!!!!!11111!!

  • Erala Contratista

    Sorry, the pictures look like the same guy and what is with the yutz taking photos of his underchin???

  • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

    When you start from the premise that The New York Times is a den of leftists, there really is no tether to reality.

    • Three Finger Salute

      You didn’t get the memo? Trump smashed all the Overton Windows when he Made Kristallnacht Great Again. Any media outlet to the left of Julius Streicher is a communist propaganda rag now.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Streicher himself is suspect, because Joo-ishy name.

        • Three Finger Salute

          Jewish Nazis are useful idiots for the régime now anyway. Scumbag Steve Miller wants you to know VERY MUCH SO that he is in no way a “cosmopolitan globalist,” nosiree Bibi, he is not.

        • tomamitai

          Not anymore he isn’t! They hanged him and cremated his remains, then dumped the ashes in an undisclosed location. That’s back when liberals knew how to handle nazis.

    • Oblios_Cap

      I don’t know. They gots Douthat.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      Fun fact: The style section is written by Marxists who are just being ironic!

  • Royal Ugly Globalist Dude

    When I was twelve, I had the title of “Driveway Outreach Editor” at my local paper. Sometimes I let my biases interfere with my work. The cranky neighbor with the Reagan bumper sticker usually got his paper in the sprinklers or the gutter.

    • Three Finger Salute

      He really should have trickled down your back… pay.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsxJfcFVnpo

    • Timothy Watson

      Hidden video of you at work!
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNk4-Up1aws

    • tomamitai

      Did you ever throw the mid-week advertising inserts away? That’s what I did when I had the same “job”. Damned if I was going to insert that shit and then haul all that extra weight around for the same 2 cents a paper! At least on Sunday we got a whole nickel!

      • MrTusks

        My, how times have changed. My local paperboy is a 50-year-old woman hucking papers out her car window.

      • Bad Scooter

        i wish. the senior citizens that lived in the “garden apartment community” on my route gave me shit if I delivered the papers after school instead of before (even though I always beat the 4pm deadline clearly stated in their subscription agreement). they would have beat me up and stolen my tips if they opened a Wednesday paper and found their coupons missing!

  • Bill D. Burger

    [Then again, given his demonstrated skills of exaggeration and self-promotion, he might make a dandy addition to the staff of Project Veritas. Or perhaps Dudich will say he smelled a rat and was trolling O’Keefe’s “reporter” the whole time.]

    What do you say to an O’Queefe?

    http://66.media.tumblr.com/9c069f7e317568c0866d01bc08fcd2ee/tumblr_n9zc308Bjb1the679o1_400.gif

    • tomamitai

      Or perhaps Dudich will say he smelled a rat and was trolling O’Keefe’s “reporter” the whole time.

      That’s what one of the people in the ACORN videos said, and the fact that he called the cops right after, along with the unedited version of the video, got him $100,000 and an apology from O’Keefe.

  • Anna Elizabeth

    The problem is, of course – that no matter how stupid & obvious are the lies and confabulations by O’Keefe, Alex Jones, or indeed the POTUS-of-note, the nearly-braindead Hatefilled base that supports them will believe every word they utter, are immune to contradiction,and will ignore or shout-down any Fact Check by screaming about “Fake News!” or Deep State propaganda.

    • Three Finger Salute

      Even more frightening:

      They vote.

      • Anna Elizabeth

        They certainly do. Without Purity Ponies or extensive debate once their man is on the Ballot.

        • Three Finger Salute

          The tragic Achilles’ Heel of liberalism is that the purity ponies exist because we do allow for debate and don’t all operate in lockstep like the projectionist cons accuse us of doing. Liberal: Latin, libre, freedom — freethinkers. Same root as library — books, ideas, we do have “ideological diversity” and they don’t.

          Conservative: wanting to conserve tradition, the status quo, not progress forward, not make any change. Con- meaning with, and serv- meaning serfdom, servitude, rigid hierarchy and structure. They’re the monolithic cult of nonthinkers. They win because they’re laser focused on “the other guy is evil” and are basically a hive mind.

          Resistance is Feudal…

          • Anna Elizabeth

            Nicely put. :)

          • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

            Getting all of us lefties cooperating with each other makes cat herding look like child’s play.

            ETA: On the other hand, look at the republican’t majority congressional clusterfuck: Mean drunk cats.

          • CindyinEncinitas

            Stolen.

      • Ninja0980

        Yup, while too many on the other side don’t.

    • jesterpunk

      Its hard to fight against the Derp State.

      • Anna Elizabeth

        Indeed. I really have no idea what can penetrate the ivory skulls of these Slack-jawed Gastropods to inform them they are trading their freedoms and livelihoods to the super wealthy while they lap up Bullshit from Carnival Hucksters.

        • jesterpunk

          They scare their base and give them a convenient boogyman to blame for all of their problems. They dont have to have actual solutions to those issue just someone to point to and say “things would be better if these people didnt take everything from you”. And the idiots eat it up and go along with everything else.

        • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

          2×4?

          • Anna Elizabeth

            Sabot. Of votes.

      • Riley Whodat Venable

        You can’t fight it. You can get out of its way as it runs over the cliff.

    • OrdinaryJoe

      I’ve said it before. If we don’t get back into power soon, we will really need those Walmart FEMA camps when we do.

      • Anna Elizabeth

        I know what you mean.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      This is because they are cretinous insects who deserve to be enserfed.

      • Anna Elizabeth

        Agreed. I shed no tears for the willfully-stupid.

    • Ninja0980

      Indeed, you can’t fix stupid at all.

    • (((fka_donnie_d))), SOB

      Hatefilleds & Mccoys

      • Anna Elizabeth

        *golfclap*

  • bubbuhh
    • Snark Tank Full of Resistance

      The Lindsay Vonn ski goggles absolutely make this outfit work.

      • CindyinEncinitas

        I like the cheerful smile on the cane he doesn’t need.

  • Oblios_Cap

    the fact that O’Keefe and D’ Idiot are both still making a living without having to do any real work is proof that there is no God.

  • BigCSouthside

    I don’t understand how these fucks can even bitch about bias when they have a 24 hr channel that is blatantly propaganda

  • jesterpunk
  • Latverian Diplomat

    “Don’t dress like that unless you brought some hos.”
    — David Brooks reacts to James O’Keefe’s pimp outfit

    • WotsAllThisThen

      “They’re all in the church helicopter.” -Alex Jones

  • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

    Just saying, if you work in media and are too ignorant to know who James O’Keefe* is on sight by now, you’re too ignorant to work in media.

    *Or the like, three people who work for him.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      He cleverly disguised himself as Borat this time.

    • doktorzoom

      O’Keefe mostly stays off camera these days, the “reporter” is one of his Project Vermicelli staffers. We have no info on how she conned Dudich into talking her — certainly not by saying “Hi, I’m with Project DirtyGrass”

      • Paperless Tiger

        Was there cleavage involved?

      • Daniel

        “Dignitas?”
        “yyyyyes.”
        “WHAT?!”

        • Three Finger Salute

          Dignitas is an organization that helps people commit suicide.

          Veritas is an organization that helps people commit career suicide.

      • WotsAllThisThen

        If you’re part of Project Vermicelli, you have to use your noodle.

        • Daniel

          And if you are it’s a hell of a job trying to worm your way out again.

        • Snark Tank Full of Resistance

          Are you implying she offered “Penne for your thoughts?”

      • Snark Tank Full of Resistance

        I’ve got even money on “Hi, I’ll show you my tits if you talk about how important your job is at the Times!”

        • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

          Sounds like project vermin would be more fitting.

  • Crystalclear12

    So, they ruined this guy’s life because he lied to impress a girl?

    And O’Keefe’s basement dwelling followers don’t see this as setting a bad precedent?

    • MynameisBlarney

      Yes. And no.

    • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

      Not ruined. He’ll sell it in an interview. I was young and dumb and this child molester named Jim approached me…

    • JMP

      The whole point of the shit creeps like O’Keefe and Yiannopolous pull is to ruin the lives of random individuals; they run a two-minute hate on some lowly peon they deem guilty of thoughtcrime and send out their hordes of rabid brown-shirted deplorable followers to destroy the poor schmuck’s life all in order to make an example of them and try to intimidate anyone who dares have opinions that differ from those of the fascist racist far right from speaking out. They’ve been doing this for years now.

      • Three Finger Salute

        Lauren Duca nailed it in this article, where she talks about the doubly-dangerous threat of severe backlash targeting women who speak out and risk the ire of the venomous far-right — backlash that also comes from the kapo (kapa?) women who support the fascists.

        http://www.teenvogue.com/story/online-harassment-lauren-duca-thigh-high-politics

        She says she feels really bad for women who want to be writers and activists but abandon their hopes of doing so, because they know what happened to Zoë Quinn (and countless others) and have decided that they’d rather be silent than to let it happen to them too. She does what she can in her column and through her writing and activism to speak for those who can’t or are too afraid to, but at the same time she feels guilty about “speaking for them” i.e. putting words in their mouths because the climate is not conducive to them expressing their own voices. Especially more so if they’re WoC and/or LGBT.

        Count me in that category of girls who gave up. I’m not even black or gay. I just gave up on ever attempting to get into the armchair punditry or creative-expression field, because I know what abuse feels like on the home front — and don’t want to pursue the prospect of getting smacked down in the public sphere as well.

        You just don’t argue anymore.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZt7J0iaUD0

  • Paperless Tiger

    Fail. That guy is white.

  • Baconzgood

    “audience strategy editor”

    In my day we called them “go-fers” or “interns”.

    • Paperless Tiger

      Light Bulb Changer.

    • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

      We called them, “What’s that kid’s name again? The dumb one? Not the girl.”

    • Bad Scooter

      or “kid that gets on the line and interwebs our news-stuff,” the informal title the NYT olds gave him

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Meanwhile, over at FOX…

    /FFS

    • Resistance Fighter Callyson

      UM…I am trying to edit this to read “Meanwhile, over at FOX” first, but the comment box just keeps repeating /FFS. Dafuq?

      /FFS

      • Paperless Tiger

        Somehow, it seems appropriate.

        • gallbladder

          I’d go with it.

  • Michael R
    • CindyinEncinitas

      I didn’t know a Ken doll could bend like that.

  • OrdinaryJoe

    O’Queef is another moron.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    Why hasn’t Harvard crushed “Project Veritas” like a bug? What’s a huge endowment for if you can’t defend your own motto?

    • Three Finger Salute

      Because “Veritas” is a common Latin word that can’t really be trademarked. It’s not the same as a unique turn of phrase, say “Have It Your Way” or “Think Different.”

  • Villago Delenda Est

    O’Queef is bringing in the bucks of the gullible, which is all that matters. Just as it is with Osteen, with the Whitewater “scandal”, with chemtrails, etc.

    Marks to be fleeced.

    • MynameisBlarney

      What about Flouride in the tapwater and eavesdropping microwaves?

      • Villago Delenda Est

        In the endless list that “etc.” encompasses!

  • laineypc
    • Three Finger Salute

      So… when can we stop segregating them and just have Scouts? The boys and girls alike should have the opportunity to sell cookies.

      • MynameisBlarney

        As long as they still have cookies IDGAF what they call themselves.

      • House0fTheBlueLights

        Yeah, why should girls have a space where they don’t have to be better at the boys at fucking everything. Why not make girls compete with boys for leadership positions. How about make it Scouts and get rid of things “only girls” are interested in.

        tl:dr this is a terrible idea.

    • Covfefe

      Next do I have to let girls in my tree house?

    • Cock Blockula

      The scouting organization in my area was controlled by mormons and/or fundies, and was not a good fit for my atheist spawn. Do they allow atheists now?

      • CindyinEncinitas

        Around here we have a program that used to be called Indian Guides but now is called Pathfinders or something like that. It’s secular and the kids and a parent go camping once a month (except in the summer) in groups that used to be named after Indian tribes. I loved it because my son got to see how his dad behaves around other men, and see his dad as competent when he took care of him, and he modeled organizing, cooperating and having fun in a healthy environment for the kid. It felt so right compared to scouting where one guy takes all the kids and you don’t know what the hell that guy is teaching them.

        • Cock Blockula

          Believe me, I heard stories from other parents, especially women, who were bullied and shunted off by the troop leaders, simply for presenting ideas and suggestions. The program in your area sounds much more healthy than the only choice I had.

      • laineypc

        No, but that doesn’t stop us.

  • Bill D. Burger

    James O’Queef is in the same league with Dinesh D-criminal. Fuck him with a pitchfork. He’s an irrelevant media whore who should be ignored.

    http://www.bradblog.com/Images/JamesOKeefe_mugshot_OnlyCriminal.jpg

  • MynameisBlarney
    • Rocket Pony Ron

      Smart cat.

    • Riley Whodat Venable

      This is obviously photoshopped. No cream in the coffee? I call BS.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
    • Three Finger Salute

      Oh, this scared me. I thought it was a typo of “Barack.” I was like, PLEASE don’t let our beloved Barry Bamz have a nervous breakdown and go to the dark side…

  • Crystalclear12

    How do we keep losing to these idiots?!

    • MynameisBlarney

      Because they cheat like mad and they’re very fucking good at it.

    • OutOfOrbit

      smrt peeps donut vote?

      • WotsAllThisThen

        Dumb people outbreed us?

        • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

          Ding, ding, ding, we have a winner.

    • Resistance Fighter Callyson

      “We helped!”

      – non-voters

    • Persistent Demme

      Now THAT’S a question he should have asked at the Times!
      #fuckinNYT

  • Bub, the cynical zombie
    • MrTusks

      Okay I’m getting fed up with that adorable rabbit in a rain poncho being associated with assholes.

  • Daniel

    “We sent undercover journalists to California, New England, Washington DC, and to Dudich’s aunt’s house in North Carolina.”

    Why?

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      So they spent thousands of dollars…for that!??

      • Proud Liberal

        Never underestimate their stupidity.

        • Bub, the cynical zombie

          I keep thinking that isn’t possible. They keep proving me wrong.

      • OutOfOrbit

        if true, where do they get the fucking money to do that shit?

        • Bub, the cynical zombie

          Not George Soros, I’m pretty sure.

        • Riley Whodat Venable

          Sinclair, DeVos, Koch. The usual suspects. I’m surprised Bannon hasn’t hired him yet.

      • Covfefe

        In the public sector, and O’Keffe, economically, operates in the public sector, if you don’t exhaust your budget in the current fiscal year, it means you don’t need as much money, much less more money, in the next fiscal year.

    • WotsAllThisThen

      New England is lovely this time of year.

    • doktorzoom

      To find the Real Godfather. Marlon Brando.

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      Padding expense reports?

      • Riley Whodat Venable

        Look, how can you expect donations if you have a high bank balance. It’s not like he is the Reverend Bishop Dr. O’Keefe.

    • jesterpunk

      Tax write-offs for vacations?

    • gallbladder

      It’s all about being thorough…thorough fucking morons.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      Because Shurf Joe’s guys used up all the plane tickets to Hawaii?

    • CindyinEncinitas

      Pie. Obvs.

  • gallbladder

    Had it not been for O’Keefe recording this, I’d have thought that he and Dudich were the same person.

  • Daniel

    “Just recently out of direct politics, Dudich’s talents are now shaping, maybe even distorting, political coverage at the old Grey Lady.”

    That “maybe” is straining under the weight of all that he’s asking it to support.

  • DerrickWildcat

    He hasn’t learned anything and he isn’t getting any better at what he’s trying to do.

    • gallbladder

      Sounds familiar (see: well, you know who I’m talkin’ about.)

  • Joe Beese

    Having lost his job and then his wife, Harvey Weinstein is now adding his brother to complete the hat trick.

    … TMZ reports that Weinstein is, behind the scenes, accusing his brother and former business partner, Bob Weinstein, of leaking damaging internal documents within the Weinstein Company to the Times.

    … Bob Weinstein, who is the current head of Weinstein Co., responded to the rumors directly to TMZ:

    My brother Harvey is obviously a very sick man. I’ve urged him to seek immediate professional help because he is in dire need of it. His remorse and apologies to the victims of his abuse are hollow … he has proven himself to be a world class liar and now rather than seeking help he is looking to blame others. His assertion is categorically untrue from A to Z. I pray he gets the help that he needs and I believe that it is him behind all of these stories to distract from his own failure to get help.”

    http://www.vulture.com/2017/10/bob-weinstein-calls-brother-harvey-weinstein-a-sick-man.html

    • Joe Beese

      Of course, with 16 Weinstein Co. execs saying they knew, you think Bob might have known?

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        And helped from time to time.

    • OutOfOrbit

      harvey didnut get fired for whut he done, him got fired fir gettin caught OUT LOUD

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      With brothers like this, who needs friends?…

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        And who says he’s the only one that was doing it? I mean if your brother is a total sleaze don’t you know that early on, like in high school?

    • tomamitai

      What kind of punishment is it to get “fired” from a company he owns? Won’t he still collect some kind of money from it, even if it isn’t called a “paycheck”?

      • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

        Dividend checks?

      • CindyinEncinitas

        I guess he is removed from the board of directors and now has no decision-making authority.

  • Ms.MLG on Maui

    That pimp couldn’t get a 3rd grader to hand over lunch money.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    Jim Comey is my godfather, which is a pretty neat trick considering I’m 7 years older than him.

    • WotsAllThisThen

      Lordy I hope you brought the cannoli.

      • Daniel

        [checks pocket. Finds gun.]

        Shit. Shit. Shit.

        I did it the wrong way round.

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      Hah! Jim Comey is both of my aunts! So there. Thpitht!……

  • mancityRed6

    “whose job is to place NYT-produced videos on various social media platforms like the Times Facebook page or YouTube channel.”
    so he uploads some videos and…that’s it? what kind of degree do you need for this job?

    • WeaselPoo

      A Wide Degree of Latitude?

  • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

    Meh. Jim Comey is my grandmother.

    On both sides of the family.

    So there!

    • altleftjohn
    • tomamitai

      I’m related by marriage somehow to Andy Warhol, that and $20 gets me into the Warhol museum, parking not included.

      • SweetDeeKat

        I’m related to dead designer Halston. The stuffy old ones in my family were less proud when he died of AIDS.

      • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

        Family lore has it that I am distantly related to Abraham Lincoln. I figure it’s bullshit. I’m not going to go all Mormon and look up my family tree to find out, either.

      • CindyinEncinitas

        I’m supposedly descended from Shakespeare’s sister.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      I’m Brian and so is my wife!

  • Daniel

    So, again, as with Alex Jones, Milo Rastapopalous, Kellyanne Conway, Steve Bannon et al the point of this and all O’Keefe’s “investigations” is not to expose the truth, it’s to try and undermine the very idea that there might even be truth.

    If the Times can’t sniff out people like Nick Dudich, journalists with such questionable integrity and character, who else are they letting spread disinformation in their name? Or is this more systemic? Does the Times lack journalistic integrity altogether?

    There’s nothing definite here. The point is just to give wingnuts things to hang on to to support their own bias against the actual news, against reality itself. Muddy the waters, insist that there is no trustworthy source* and make everything a matter of opinion.

    *except O’Keefe and Trump, but it’s not actually that important that they trust them so much as they mistrust everyone else.

    • Three Finger Salute

      https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s–NYqZ3tfP–/r2dyhask2bzvxstkp6tr.jpg

      Yes, yes it is. It’s been replaced by faith, “Keyfabe,” and “augmented reality.”

      Wouldn’t you know that it was modern machines that reverted us back to superstition on steroids.

      • cmd resistor

        Oh, I saw a story about an interview Kellyanne did where she said SHE never uses the phrase “fake news.” Her issue is “incomplete” news where I guess they leave out the parts that are nice to Trump.

      • Rocket Pony Ron

        Don’t forget ‘truthiness.’ Stephen was being satirical; I doubt he imagined that it would become GOP policy.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      Sure. And if it weren’t for their many glaring journalistic flaws, Trump would be running a fake media empire on facebook.

    • WeaselPoo

      Rastapopalous? Tintin reference?

      • Daniel

        Yup.

  • Bub, the cynical zombie

    OT, but wtf is up with Melania’s outfit? Banker cosplay?

    https://twitter.com/jeneps/status/918172488353316864

    • gallbladder

      I hear is Carnaby Day at that WH (by invite only).

      • Bub, the cynical zombie

        Shit’s getting weird…er.

    • ariel_gee_398

      Look Justin, we match. Let’s play conjoined twins.

      • Three Finger Salute

        The brothers-from-another-mother from This is Us.

    • Marceline

      Forget it Dotard. You’re just the work meeting before he gets a chance to see the one he really loves. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/629cb4b9d7026448081757340c580cef25c898dca079b878463f33feb60419b5.jpg

      • Shanzgood

        Awww!

    • bubbuhh

      Trudeau on Trump: “Moron”

      • Snark Tank Full of Resistance

        Trudeau on Trump: “Fucking Moron”

        FTFY

        • Three Finger Salute

          Fuddle Duddlin’ Moron, eh!

        • tomamitai

          Trudeau on Trump:”Putain de crétin*”.

          FTFY

          *according to Google Translate

    • Joe Beese

      What does Trump think he’s communicating with his constant “I’m With Stupid” gestures?

      • leemoder

        “He farted.”

        • Joe Beese

          Maybe a poutine fart… that’s nasty.

          • Three Finger Salute

            Vladimir Poutine. Et Faux Fromage, de Presidente Pièce de Merde.

          • CindyinEncinitas

            That will leave a streak.

      • cmd resistor

        All of his gestures are inane.

      • Three Finger Salute

        Justin can’t wait until 2024 when he finally gets to give Dotard papa’s Salmon Arm Salute and not worry about getting nuked.

      • Rocket Pony Ron

        Justin: ‘For the last time, Mr President, I am NOT going to pull your finger.’

    • Marion in Savannah

      Wouldn’t the backs of those trousers get caught in her stilettos? She couldn’t find anyone to fix the length for her? Cripes.

      • cmd resistor

        She could have borrowed some of Trump’s scotch tape, at least.

        • Marion in Savannah

          Staples work in a pinch also too.

          • cmd resistor

            Yeah, those could have worked with that color of pants.

      • bubbuhh

        She’s wearing teh chauffeur’s pants.

        • Marion in Savannah

          And jacket. And tie. Is he wearing a dress?

          • Toomush_Inferesistance

            Just a smile….

          • bubbuhh

            Are his hips as wide as hers?

    • cmd resistor

      Was there a handshake duel?

    • OrdinaryJoe

      Looks like she is wearing one of Trump’s ties.

    • Oblios_Cap

      Trudeau on Trump: “I’m with stupid.”

      • Three Finger Salute

        He must wish he could pirouette behind Dotard like papa behind the queen. But the queen would take it in stride, whereas with Dotard, Canada would get nuked.

    • Shanzgood

      Trump is supposedly 6’2″. So is Trudeau.

      • Three Finger Salute

        Plus additional inches :)

        Did he challenge Justin to an I.Q. test? Our man in Ottawa has to be pretty frustrated, because Jedi mind tricks only work if the subject has a mind to play tricks on.

      • tomamitai

        Trump is supposedly 6’2″.

        Maybe, in shoes and measuring to the top of his comb-over. I heard he exaggerates his height so he can call himself “obese” instead of “morbidly obese”.

        • Shanzgood

          But Melanie is supposedly 5’11” and looks significantly shorter even in stilettos.

    • Rocket Pony Ron

      It doesn’t even fit. Pants too long, sleeves too short. Is she shopping at Donnie’s tailor?

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      Fucking moron is pointing. He has an impossible time being on camera without stupid theatrical gesturizing shit. If only somebody with a set of pruning shears…{{{redacted, etc. & etc.}}}

    • Dg Hacket

      Trudeau on trump: “he’s a moron!”

    • An Outhouse for the résistance

      She seems to have discovered pants suits.

    • CindyinEncinitas

      Her stylist is soooooo avant garde I can’t even…

  • jesterpunk

    So republicans will defund ACORN again?

  • an eye for a jedi

    Project SaladToss

  • Carpe Vagenda

    Yeah, the whole let the nephews drag the gray lady into the cyber future with asshole dudebros deploying video (which nobody wants to pay for) strategy is clearly a terrific substitute for copy editors.

  • laughingnome

    I interviewed O’Keefe’s parents and they denied he was their son.

    • Baconzgood

      If I was his goldfish id run away.

  • chascates

    Trump & Trudeau live meeting at White House. Trump just wants the nukes nice and shiny. “Total rehabilitation”.

    • bubbuhh

      Trump gonna ask Trudeau if he met any great pussies last night.

      • chascates

        Trudeau’s wife is there with them.

        • bubbuhh

          So?

        • Three Finger Salute

          Rumor has it: Justin hired some members of the women’s hockey league, to train Sophie in how to vote Donnie right in the penalty box if he tries to grab her by the fuddle-duddle.

          • Finnibar87

            She’s Canadian; she can wield a hockey stick.

          • chascates

            Hell, she can probably swing a canoe around!

          • Three Finger Salute

            Married to a Jedi, so… probably no slouch with a light saber either.

          • TJ Barke

            She’s got a stat perk: +5 hockey stick damage, and ignore 10% of enemy armor.

          • kbbaldwin2

            Nerd alert!

      • Three Finger Salute

        (Trudeau resists temptation to say he already met Trump in February)

    • Rocket Pony Ron

      So nukes get rehab and drug users don’t. Gotcha.

      • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

        Take it from a physics wonk: Nukes can be very high maintenance.

        • Three Finger Salute

          “Uranium is nuclear weapons, very bad things, OK?”

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl5Xb5XoGTU

          • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

            Nuclear weapons: Enriched uranium and plutonium for fission bombs, Lithium deuteride for the fuel for fusion bombs. Depleted uranium for various components of both, “tampers” for example. Small amounts of tritium and other elements that can be used to boost the yield of both kinds, etc. Stupid Moron, as usual does not know shit.

            Being the pedant, I wrote a brief that I posted to facekook outlining the absolute minimum that a President should know about how nukes work. I won’t bore you kind folks with that today.

          • AmazingProfessionalCrastinator

            I’d find that brief interesting.

      • Three Finger Salute

        Trudeau thinks to himself: (Please don’t tell him I’m legalizing pot… Please don’t tell him I’m legalizing pot…)

  • mancityRed6

    “We sent the journalist to scour church records where we believe Dudich had been baptized. We sent undercover journalists to California, New England, Washington DC, and to Dudich’s aunt’s house in North Carolina.”
    I wonder when the Mercers are going to start asking for receipts?

    • An Outhouse for the résistance

      I would have made a through search of the Greece, Croatia, and the entire Mediterranean region myself.

      • mancityRed6

        I know, right? Hawaii even

    • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

      “There’s a receipt here for ‘Fleshlight,’ is that a town in Oklahoma?”

  • MynameisBlarney
    • Finnibar87

      Hillary’s emails weren’t involved, now were they?

      See, emails matter most.

      • Persistent Demme

        Especially at the NYT.
        (Me, bitter? Naaaaah!)

      • HogeyeGrex

        Only Hillary’s, though. Not Jr’s. Or Bannon’s. Or Priebus’. Or… oh fuck it.

    • Notreelyhelping

      I thought it was in Nambia. Those damned Nambians!

      • WotsAllThisThen

        Exxon wants to mine unobtanium from Pandora, so we have to deal with the Nambians.

        • MynameisBlarney

          Isn’t there supposed to be another Avatar flick out at some point?
          Cameron better get it done before turmp gets us all killed.

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            And that lazy-ass George R.R Martin needs to finish A song of Ice and Fire (GOT’s for the non-readers.)

  • Brian Loudermilch

    What a Coincidence. One Fake Lying Media Douche bag interviewing
    another Fake Lying Media Douche bag.

    • gallbladder

      Truth! Wait a minute, maybe two wrongs do make a right…

      • Rocket Pony Ron

        Two wrongs make a right.
        Three rights make a left.

  • laughingnome

    Do you suffer from Dudich? Try Tinactin.

    • OutOfOrbit

      thats a itch i’d rather scratch

    • CindyinEncinitas

      Dude be itchin’? Sux.

  • Toomush_Inferesistance

    Dumb people gonna dumb – I know it’s a small news day when Wonkette stoops to O-Keefe…whew!…

  • chascates

    I always thought O’Keefe and Tucker Carlson would make such a nice couple.

  • Finnibar87

    Wet end O’Keefe.

  • OrdinaryJoe

    They could stymie O’Queef if the entire NYT staff stood up and started a flash mob saying: “Comey is my godfather.”

  • dirkmcquickly

    It’s no different from the “blockbuster” where they asked a CNN producer that worked on health and science related matters about the network’s news coverage. It would be like asking a sports producer at a local tv station about their crime reporting.

    • Finnibar87

      When the wet end O’Keefe gets an executive editor in his sekrit squirrel videos, then maybe.

      But most are too busy to talk to such a jerk.

  • chascates

    Presser ended. Trudeau’s wife is pretty and her face exuded warm emotion. Melania face exuded just a mask.

    • Finnibar87

      Creepy Girl has been hitting the botox again.

    • wide_stance_hubby

      I think that is also her O-face, because replicant.

      • tomamitai

        Replicant LIBELZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!

    • anon_the_great

      Melon does always look like she’s fresh off a yacht touring the seedier parts of Sao Palo on a dare.

    • Three Finger Salute

      Sophie is naturally beautiful. She’s also a naturally warm and kind-hearted person who genuinely loves her husband and cares about her children. Very intelligent lady too, who speaks three languages (English, French and Spanish) and advocates for women’s rights and mental health.

      Melania is a plastic mannequin who plagiarized Rick Astley in a speech.

      I rest my case.

    • Riley Whodat Venable

      I have some compassion for Melania. I doubt these duties are in the Pre-nup. I think she could win in court.

  • WotsAllThisThen

    But the fact remains that Nick Dudich lies. And he’s a gatekeeper at the New York Times. And that fact should be worrisome to his wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

    • Finnibar87

      He’s more like a door dude.

    • bubbuhh

      Ackshully he’s more uv an errand boy. He doesn’t choose content. he doesn’t edit content. He doesn’t even select where content goes. He uploads content. So, do eight year olds.

  • jesterpunk

    For O’Keefe’s next blockbuster he will interview the janitor at the washington post to see how Hillary killed Ben Ghazi with ping pong balls made out of pizza.

    • gallbladder

      Baked in unsecured ovens.

      • jesterpunk

        Powered by email.

      • Riley Whodat Venable

        And there’s no factory.

    • Baconzgood

      “I love it go with it”

  • george gonzalez

    Y’now James, if you’re trying to peddle some of this guy’s yammering as TRUE FACTS, then maybe you should forget about investigating him for saying REAL LIES. Kinda puts a damper on the former as being real TRUE FACTS.

  • OrG

    Did this guy (not o’dumbass) do anything illegal?
    If no, STFU. Next.

  • MamaBrown

    O’Keefe is the very definition of “rat faced little motherfucking asswipe”, isn’t he? One look at that scrawny pointy faced little bitch makes me queasy for the rest of the day.

    • Rocket Pony Ron

      I will NOT have you maligning something as adorable as a rat face, madam! https://media.treehugger.com/assets/images/2012/02/cute-rat.jpg.696x0_q70_crop-smart.jpg

    • MynameisBlarney

      Rats are cute.
      That pasty-faced bastard O Meef. Not so much.

    • marxalot

      As a blind guy once (accurately!) described my ex’s Worst Ex, he’s a Skinny Faced Weasel Boy.

    • Darlene Underdahl

      I feel the same way. I know ferret-faced people can’t help it but…

      • cmd resistor

        So the question is, do they automatically become assholes because of their faces, or are there ferret-faced people who aren’t jerks so you don’t notice the ferret-faced-ness?

        • Darlene Underdahl

          I’m not sure how they treat other men, but they dislike women with Linda Evans or Bo Derek strong jaws. They’re generally nasty from the start. Their problem is obvious.

    • Backpfeifengesicht is the word you’re looking for, I believe. And yes, rat libelz!!!11

  • Baconzgood

    This is why, like guns, you need to have a license to own a video camera and editing equipment.

  • Bulletin: Asshole finds another asshole and talks to him. Film at 11. Jeesh.

    • Joe Beese

      There’s no telling how deep this goes!

      • MynameisBlarney

        All the way to the small intestine?

        • gallbladder

          Sigmoid.

          • MynameisBlarney

            Sigmoid the Sea Monster?

          • gallbladder

            Sorry, no, “colon” was the answer we were looking for. But don’t worry: you get a home version of our game to enjoy with your family…thanks for playing!

          • MynameisBlarney

            DAMMIT!

      • laughingnome

        It’s alimentary

        • Shanzgood

          HAHAHAHA!

      • Baconzgood

        “So deep it puts her butt to sleep”
        -IceCube-

    • WeaselPoo

      What does Steven Hawking think, I wonder? He knows a lot about assholes, doesn’t he?

    • wide_stance_hubby

      Just a lot of useless fist pounding.

  • WeaselPoo

    Speaking of failed promotional journamalism Megyn Kelly’s $23 million salary is now being earned by tanking the lead in and following show’s ratings. Obviously the solution is to hire Bill O’Reilly to lead in and Sean Spicer to follow up.

    • wide_stance_hubby

      “We’re going to need some bigger tits.”

      • WeaselPoo

        ROFL

  • marxalot

    Who?

    • WeaselPoo

      And why? Also too.

  • Baconzgood

    I’m starting to suspect he’s partisan and maybe be a fibber.

    • gallbladder

      I wasn’t gonna say anything, but…

  • WotsAllThisThen

    If you think this interview with the NY Times “gatekeeper” is bad, wait until you see his undercover interview of the president of NBC.

    https://www.nbc.com/sites/nbcunbc/files/files/images/2015/4/25/140207_2722991_Cold_Opening_anvver_2.jpg

  • SayItWithWookies

    Lying to James O’Keefe should not be considered a fireable offense — first of all, Dudich might’ve figured whoever was interviewing him was an idiot and deserved a good round of bullshit. Second, O’Keefe and his gang of misbegotten felonious shit-doodles can go fuck themselves, and deserve to be lied to all the time.

  • Persistent Demme

    Think of all the RWNJs that will no longer read the NYT because of this!
    Thank you for your service, O’Keefe!

  • proudgrampa

    What?

  • HogeyeGrex

    since obviously the New York Times gets its marching orders from either Moscow or the Deep State. Kind of hard to call it “government-controlled media” when the Republicans are in office.

    Kind of hard to say “Moscow” too, cuz…

  • Daniel Hooper

    “What! A low-level person in media with an inflated sense of his own importance? Stop the presses!”

    So you’re saying O’Keefe found a mirror, then?

  • TJ Barke

    Manufactroversyghazigate!

  • Wild Cat

    Why is he not in prison for attempted rape and illegal wiretapping?

  • (((fka_donnie_d))), SOB

    “Project Veritas” (Latin for “very tight underpants ass”)

    fify yw

  • Joe Beese
    • MynameisBlarney

      He really is fucking clueless about every-fucking-thing.

    • TJ Barke

      It’s frankly disgusting that Donnie isn’t in prison.

    • TJ Barke

      It really is disgusting, Fox really should be taken off the air…

    • WotsAllThisThen

      In some countries, the government tells the press what to write, and also meddles in our elections.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      Hey, I think we should give Trump the benefit of the doubt here. It’s not like he’s ever said anything ridiculous before and then denied it later!

    • cmd resistor

      It’s frankly disgusting the way this asswipe is able to say whatever he wants to say.

    • MrTusks

      Technically, you’re writing it. Mr. President. You’re just mad that we remembered it and told other people you said it.

  • HogeyeGrex

    Journalists have no place on the playing field of politics.

    Ummmm. Doesn’t that little shitstain claim to be a journomalist hizzownself? I suppose he’d never dip into politics, though.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    Harvey Weinstein’s wife says she’s leaving him. What’s taking Melania so long to respond?

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      Maybe that outfit she wore at the Trudeau meeting today was meant to be a disguise? She was hoping to mingle with the crowd and slip away when Uncle Dotard wasn’t watching.

    • TakingAmes

      I’m taking that with a grain of salt, considering how open his little “secret” was. Surely she had heard the rumors.

  • If Okeefe spent his time under his own team’s covers he may have come across this little gem:

    FROM WAPO: “Former Alabama judge Roy Moore, a Republican candidate for U.S. Senate, once said publicly that he did not take a “regular salary” from the small charity he founded to promote Christian values because he did not want to be a financial burden.

    But privately, Moore had arranged to receive a salary of $180,000 a year for part-time work at the Foundation for Moral Law, internal charity documents show. He collected more than $1 million as president from 2007 to 2012, compensation that far surpassed what the group disclosed in its public tax filings most of those years.”

    Now that’s news I can use.

    • laughingnome

      It’s okay – he told Jesus and was forgiven.

    • WotsAllThisThen

      That’s not a “regular salary,” in fact its highly irregular. He holds a lien on one of their buildings as part of his compensation.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        when your salary for your part time job so exceeds the annual intake of the charity that they have to put up the buildings as collateral to guarantee your paycheck

    • Wild Cat

      If the D is going to lose, the citizens of his fine state certainly deserve every bit of JesusGrift Moore will fuck them over with.

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      Isn’t this from the bible Moore, you greedy, hypocritical pigfucker?

      Then Jesus said to His disciples, “Truly I tell you, it is difficult for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.” When the disciples heard this they were greatly astonished and asked, “Who then can be saved?”…

      • Snark Tank Full of Resistance

        “Belief” in God or the Bibble for the 1% is just for show, to fleece more from the “little people.”

      • bubbuhh

        You slips teh riches through teh eye one bill atta time.

        • Bad Scooter

          or use a money app and wire it through. i’m gonna invent an app that sends rich people’s munneyz to heaven* and tell them, “you CAN take it with you!” (*download is free; other charges may apply. heaven=my bank account.)

      • WotsAllThisThen

        See what happens when you don’t put something on a monument? He got that whole “no other gods before me” thing down, though.

    • TJ Barke

      IOKIYAR!

    • (((fka_donnie_d))), SOB

      Yes, as I mentioned it’s a little difficult for me to evaluate him as a figurehead for economic populism.

  • Riley Whodat Venable

    I liked O’Keefe’s stuff better when it included a sailboat cabin full of dildos. Oh, and how then Senator Mary Landrieu (D-LA) pressed charges. And he got convicted.

    In all seriousness O’Keefe has kept the money rolling on this grift for a while. Talent has to be respected.

  • Joe Beese
  • Three Finger Salute

    OT: back to the Trump-Trudeau press conference.

    Justin’s very smart. Look where Sophie is. NOT next to Dotard or his creepy little hands. Her husband is in close enough proximity to keep an eye on him. Ideally she’d be next to Justin, but this arrangement frames the meeting in such a way that the “first couple” still gets to take center stage. Which is probably standard protocol, but all the more important in Dotard’s self-focused world of wannabe celebrity.

    https://shawglobalnews.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/trumps-trudeaus-white-house.jpg?quality=70&strip=all&w=720&h=466&crop=1

    • WotsAllThisThen

      One of these leaders is happy with his job, the other quite clearly hates his life.

      • gallbladder

        One of them is also markedly more competent at his job.

        • Three Finger Salute

          He’s one of those Canadian schoolteachers Betsy DeVil really hates.

          • AmazingProfessionalCrastinator

            Upfist for DeVil.

      • Persistent Demme

        And the body language, and faces of the wives reflect that.

        • Lance Thrustwell

          Melania has a double dose of gloom. She started out Slavic, which puts the world-weary melancholia zap on your head from the start, and then the rich meal ticket she married had to go and become the most hated figure in American politics. All she wanted was to go to nice hotels and fuck the occasional poolboy.

          • Cat Cafe

            The only vaguely amusing thing about her is that tough-cookie Slavic undercurrent to her. If she’s working for Putin it would be no surprise.

          • Finnibar87

            Creepy Girl used to spend her time reading fashion magazines, doing Pilates, and being a moron’s ornament.

      • Cat Cafe

        He’s super pissed because Melania refused his order to wear one of her whore-dresses.

      • Three Finger Salute

        What I wouldn’t give to be a fly on a wall at their hotel when they’re laughing hysterically about him.

        “…and then, Soph — get this — he challenged me to an online I.Q. test, but Hadrien grabbed my phone thinking he was playing Words with Friends… and he beat him!”

        “HAHAHA! ‘Course he did! He’s our son! Doesn’t he know that?”

        “I don’t think so. He’s got some kind of ‘advisor,’ I don’t even know who this guy is. Some drunk homeless guy with half a dozen shirts on, walking around the White House and mumbling incoherently about ‘cucks’. He thinks I’m Fidel Castro, Jr.”

        Sophie no like Donnie, and who can blame her.

        https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d4c4903fb5e75c4d47372a35bec174ff8aff023ffef36be0689dea58e61b027a.jpg

    • Finnibar87

      Creepy Girl is wearing pants so her nasty husband won’t grab her pussy in public.

      • CindyinEncinitas

        I agree. In fact, I am wondering if she’s wearing that outfit just to piss him off.

    • mancityRed6

      I don’t know if I’ll ever get over the shame of this administration

      • SDGeoff3

        For me, it may take detox and rehab.

      • Three Finger Salute

        “One day we’ll look back on this and it will all seem funny.”

        Bruce Springsteen, “Rosalita”

      • georgiaburning

        I’m waiting for the movie, Johnny Depp as Trump and Will Farrell as Pence

    • Finnibar87

      I bet Mrs. Trudeau has a collapsible hockey stick in her bag, just in case.

      • wide_stance_hubby

        Grab-activated intrauterine stun gun. That face is not kidding.

        • Three Finger Salute

          (Sophie puts Donnie’s cheese balls in a Vader vice grip)

          “I find your lack of respect for women disturbing.”

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            That’s it I can resist no longer, I must subscribe to your newsletter. You are gifted.

      • mancityRed6

        I thought that was Canadian law?

    • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

      And she’s out of grabbing range…Melanoma seems to employ a torso quarter turn with a head fake to prevent accidental grabbing.

    • TimResistit

      Trump’s thumb makes a rare appearance outside his asshole.

      • Three Finger Salute

        Picture JFK and Jackie meeting… I dunno… Boris Yeltsin and Lars’ “Real Doll”?

    • Anna Elizabeth

      And Sophie is beaming, while Melania looks to be in pain.

    • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

      When Trump poses for photos, he always looks like the world’s laziest hitchhiker.

      • bubbuhh

        He really wants to suck it.

        • Three Finger Salute

          Trebek: “President Trump, ‘Final Jeopardy!‘ category was simply, ‘describe yourself’. Let’s see what you put down… ‘RUDE’. Well, to my surprise, that is, actually a correct answer, as it perfectly describes your obnoxious, uncouth and abrasive personality! And you wagered? ‘SUCK IT, TRUDEAU’.”

          Trudeau: “Hey, that’s not very polite!”

          Trebek: “No, no… I believe I know exactly who this troll is, Prime Minister, as I’ve seen him many times before…”

          Trump (to Trudeau): “My mother was from Scotland too! But your mother is a — ”

          Connery (shows up out of nowhere): “Ye won’t be plagiarizin’ me, Trump! I hold the trademark on jokes about Trebek’s mother! But you leave bonny lass Maggie alone… yer no Tru Scotsman, not like the young Highlander here!”

          Trebek: “Wait — Trump isn’t Sean Connery in disguise?”

          Trump: “Sean Connery is a lying, dopey clown just like the President of Canada! If I’m no ‘Tru Scotsman,’ then what am I, huh, Justin?”

          Justin: “Tell him, Janey.”

          https://janeygodley.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/trumpcunt800x546-650×265.jpg

          Trebek: “Aaaaaaand… That’s all the time we have for Celebrity Jeopardy!: North American Edition. I’m Alex Trebek, and… I’m proud to be a Canadian.” (takes massive gulp of Molson)

      • Three Finger Salute

        “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to Uranus”

        • Anna Elizabeth

          *Golf Clap*

      • cmd resistor

        Why your mom tells you not to pick up hitchhikers.

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      Melania is looking around wondering where the catwalk is.

      • Three Finger Salute

        While Dotard is thinking, where all the pussy at. But Justin knows what to do if he tries anything. Replace Sophie for Kirk.

        https://i.imgflip.com/1olk7s.jpg

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      Look! There’s Stupid Moron again. This time it’s his thumb sticking out waiting for the garden shears. What a fuckjoke!

    • Anna Elizabeth

      Dampnut looks like he’s about to let a huge dog-fart. Maybe that’s what the thumb is ready for?

      • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

        Well, he’s doing it wrong, then.

        Figures.

      • puredog

        For some reason that put me in mind of a car I followed for literally hundreds of miles during a cross-country interstate drive a few years ago that bore the decal “SNODFART” on its rear window. Took me quite a while to figure out that it was a Stanford student/alum with a razor blade.

        • Anna Elizabeth

          xD That’s not bad.

    • Look at Handsome’s feet compared to the tiny tRump feet.
      Also, the Annie Hall look ain’t cutting it, Melanoma, plus you forgot to tie your goddamned tie.
      I ADORE the fact that Noma is stuck with the ugliest, stupidest date who only sees her as a place to put his dick occasionally.

      • Three Finger Salute

        I bet he has socks with a Trump pigface. Or Darth Cheeto.

    • Poorly Behaved Pérsistanista

      Not a fan of the untied tie on Melons. OK, while I’m going there, what’s with wearing a “man’s” suit, don’t wimmenz usually wear a pretty shirt with their suits?

      • Anna Elizabeth

        I had a girlfriend would do that, she’d wear a black suit and jacket, a sharp red tie, and a pretty dress blouse.

        She and I were the very definition of Butch-and-Femme Attract.

      • Three Finger Salute

        Melancholia keeps trying to Vulcan Mind Meld with Dotard, but there’s no mind to meld with. But she’s found her I.Q. test champion, and has already begun raiding his wardrobe.

        http://i.dailymail.co.uk/1/2017/07/05/17/wire-901399-1499272066-201_634x806.jpg

        You’ll know the morph into “Russian knockoff of better Canadian product” is complete when she shows up at official functions wearing “mismatched” Boris and Natasha socks. “In Soviet America, møøse ride Vladimir Poutine. No, realli!”

    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      Sophie looks so fresh and well, genuine, next to the former model’s artifice.

  • Bright Bart

    is James O ‘ Keefe a blind pimp?

    • Edith Prickly

      I don’t know about his vision, but he’s definitely a dumb ass.

  • Anna Elizabeth

    OT – That was awesome. The neighbors are chatty today, and the cutest woman in my building is dolled up for a job interview and wanted my fashion-approval. :) I showed her how to *step* in her heels, “stomp the catwalk” like a model, and the building maintenance lady and I are planning a little Shopping Girl’s Day Out for the next weekend after this. :)

    • TJ Barke

      Glad you seem to have found a friendlier habitation.

      • Anna Elizabeth

        Thanx TJ, it certainly is. No real issues yet at all. There are a couple of people that stare, but mostly people have been indifferent or friendly. :)

        • wide_stance_hubby

          That’s about as good as it gets in this world–good for you!

          • Anna Elizabeth

            :D Thank you, it is indeed. The woman with the interview was like “I was hoping to catch you before I left! How do i look? Check out my Wedge Heels!” so that made my day.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      Have you told them yet that you’re a Trump supporter?

      • Anna Elizabeth

        Negative.

  • Sentient AI From The Future

    I realize this is offtopic, but i just wanted to spread the idea a bit.

    Steve Mnuchin[spit] has done a lot of Hollywood stuff in the last few years. WHERE THE FUCK IS HIS STATEMENT ON WEINSTEIN?[spit]

    • Cat Cafe

      SO HAS BANNON. AND TRUMP. The fucking lies and hypocrisy shit-spewing from the far-right is just so sickening.

      • Finnibar87

        Hillary is in charge of Weinstein’s dick, you know.

        • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

          Sure seems like it. WTF?

      • Sentient AI From The Future

        well, to be fair, bannon[spit] and trump[spit] arent working in the world of Hollywoo that mnuchin[spit] is, but rather TV and fringey propaganda films. mnuchin[spit], OTOH, would have definitely been involved in the filmmaking culture even if he was mainly a money guy.

        and what i’m getting at is, these fucking nimrods like Cillizza[spit] are pointing to Weinstein’s[spit] supposed relationship with HC when he was just a donor, but mnuchin[spit] had arguably just as much reason, if not more, to be privy to some of the details, yet has been completely silent about the matter.

    • WotsAllThisThen

      For that matter, where is his statement on Trump’s confessions of sexual assault?

  • Edith Prickly

    James, you ignorant slut…

  • anon_the_great

    Yannow, if O’Keefe got some jaggoff Bro w/ a case of White Guy Entitlement shit canned for being an ass that’s not so bad…

    • Lance Thrustwell

      Collateral repair?

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    I take it the kid in the mailroom wasn’t available for an interview?

    • WotsAllThisThen

      The kid in the mail room was too honest. He was all like, “I work in the mailroom and it’s such an honor to be a part of this distinguished news organization. I would never do anything to sully their good name.” And Project Venereal was like, “Turn off the cameras. This sucks.”

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        Project venereal ! LOL.

    • CindyinEncinitas

      He was out getting Dudich a Starbucks.

      • SDGeoff3

        Nice day up there?

        • CindyinEncinitas

          Not terribly. Kinda hazy. You?

          • SDGeoff3

            It’s a tad cloudy, but nice. Waiting for some lovely pizza for lunch. Will you be able to do the Wonkette thing on the 30th?

          • CindyinEncinitas

            I’m so fucking psyched. I’m making Donna Rise a scarf

          • SDGeoff3

            Nice idea!

  • leslie

    the new york time is NOT the old grey lady, dude…it The Grey Lady….as its the calm reasonable paper that is not hysterical

    • bubbuhh

      Get off of you own lawn, duuuuude!

    • IdiokraticCulturalMarxist

      “All the veri that’s fit to toss.”

    • Elvis Causticfellow

      Even when it should be.

  • bubbuhh

    Ben Affleck Steps Into Weinstein Morass; Gets Sucked Down; Grabs Nearest Rack For Support
    Rose McGowan: Fuck off
    Shanice Brim: Yeah, Fuck Off
    Hilarie Burton: You cuntbungling HarveWhoor, Fuck Off Until You Can’t Fuck Any Further.
    Lindsay Lohan: Anybody Wanna Fuck?
    https://www.thedailybeast.com/ben-affleck-is-accused-of-groping-actress-hilarie-burton

    • TimResistit

      The Hollywood team of Affleck and Damon had a new project together and it seems it was protecting Weinstein.

      • Three Finger Salute

        bad Batfleck

      • Finnibar87

        I just saw this creepy as fuck video of Affleck forcing a young female showbiz reporter to sit on his lap. He literally holds her there, while she is clearly hating it.

        • Lance Thrustwell

          He’s a self-righteous prick.

          • wide_stance_hubby

            Which is news to no one.

        • MynameisBlarney

          Damn, never knew he was like that.
          What a douchebro.

          • Anna Elizabeth

            Seconded on both counts. Please let Chris Evans and James McAvoy really be as awesome as they appear in interviews.

    • wide_stance_hubby

      Scandals like these are fantastic for bringing fringers out of the shadows.

      I’m withholding judgement until Phoebe Price holds a presser.

  • TJ Barke

    Project veritable ass is a fucking sham.

  • TimResistit

    Why no woman has snatched up this man yet is a real puzzlement.

    • Finnibar87

      His nose. It’s big. And not in a good way.

      • laughingnome

        I think it might be his brain.

      • MynameisBlarney

        You know what they say about guys with big noses, right?

        Massive fucking boogers.

    • bubbuhh

      I suspect his constant attempts to upskirt his female acquaintances in the name of FREEDOM has a bit to do with it.

    • wide_stance_hubby

      Why no prison has snatched up this man yet is also a real puzzlement.

    • puredog

      “Snatched up” sounds far too good for him.

      • Ross Garner

        I would like a dollar for every woman who just walked past this douche and had to run home and have a hot shower i would be rich.

  • whitroth

    Gee, Mr. Journalist O’Kreep, I have a Major News Story for you: people who work for any newspaper actually have the right to hold their own political opinions! I mean, can you Imagine such a thing? It’s ANTI-TRUMP!

  • laughingnome

    I think O’Keefe is TLM

    • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

      They’ve never been seen together.

    • TJ Barke

      TLM is more mature.

      • MynameisBlarney

        And much funnier.

    • wide_stance_hubby

      I think he may be hosting plenty of TLM, IYKWIM.

      • MynameisBlarney
      • Anna Elizabeth

        I just saw on the Internet that O’Keefe is a total submissive Pillow Biter, he *begs* to bottom.

        • MynameisBlarney

          And he hasn’t denied it, soooo…

          • Anna Elizabeth

            Right?

        • Jack Takes A Knee

          Project Very Tease was unavailable for comment but did send this plaster cast of a bite mark found in O’Keefe’s pillow.

          • Anna Elizabeth

            Ewww xD

    • Anna Rompage

      Project Turgidass

      • wide_stance_hubby

        Project Buryitinmyass.

    • Jack Takes A Knee

      Needz Moar #Buttsex

    • WotsAllThisThen

      He has the dildos for it.

  • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

    It’s like everyone in the Republican party wants to be Tom Green.

    • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

      Is that the guy from Motel 6?

      • MynameisBlarney

        No, Tom Green is an annoying ass that had a show about him being an annoying ass.
        The Motel 6 guy is Tom Bodett. Who is on NPR game shows a LOT.

        • H0mer0

          wasn’t Tom Green once married to Drew Barrymore?

          • MynameisBlarney

            Briefly I think.

      • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

        That…is Tom Bodett.

  • Lance Thrustwell

    “Project Verdigris” made me lurst out baughing. Thanks Dok!

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    It’s a good thing O’Queef found “this asshole” because he can’t find his own with both hands.

    • MynameisBlarney

      With both hands AND a map!

  • Ninja0980

    Given his history of editing videos and having to pay lawsuits over several of them, why the fuck should anyone trust anything this guy says?

    • Three Finger Salute

      Covfefirmation bias.

  • Jack Takes A Knee

    I feel for this poor kid. I was once somebody myself. I was a key figure in digital media for the DNC during the Gore campaign.

    Okay, not really a key figure, but I did do a lot of work with their digital platform FreeDem.. Again, For Al Gore.

    Okay, so I never actually met Al Gore, but I did work for FreeDem, in media management.

    Okay, I didn’t actually work for FreeDem, I volunteered, where I oversaw digital media and grass roots outreach operations.

    Okay, I was a moderator for their old BBS service for about six months. But I was a stah! The biggest! So, my heart goes out to this poor kid. It’s your lie, kid, make it as big as you want.

    • whitroth

      Huh, big deal. I was webmaster for Brevard for Dean in ’04….

      • H0mer0

        I can name drop too. I was interviewing for an internship at Stanford and one of the fellow applicants noticed I was from GW and asked me what I thought of a particular “famous” neurosurgeon; I responded that he was a dick and she delightedly said “I’m so glad you said that! He’s my cousin and we hate him!”
        And then the murders began….

  • cheetojeebus

    I do hope Klaatu never hears about this ass or Gort is gonna fuck us up.

    • whitroth

      Paging Gort! Paging Gort! Klaatu and the rest of us need you!” BRAT that asses necktie….

  • Anna Rompage

    the amazing thing to me is that there’s people out there who give this clown money to do this shit…

    Then again, I suppose Donad Trimp is a millionaire or something, just going to prove that it’s easier to con someone out of their hard earned money, than it is to convince them they’ve been conned…

  • Toomush_Inferesistance

    Pimpy McPimpface Shoots the Breeze With Duckface McLiarliar….

  • WotsAllThisThen

    So when does he publish his expose on the WSJ editorial writers?

    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      Rupert Murdock owns WSJ, so probably off limits.

  • bbayliss

    Dumbass

  • Raan

    Okay, one, we don’t need to ruin the Trump brand, he’s doing that all on his own.

    Two, so this story is less “Corruption At New York Times” and more “Stopped Clock Right”?

    • doktorzoom

      At the end of the video, O’Keefe asks people working in media to be whistleblowers for Project Varicose, so my guess is that one of this kid’s coworkers who found him an insufferable prick may have ratted him out. Maybe.

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        That makes more sense than his article.

  • puredog

    “Danielle Rhoades Ha” is a great name.

  • Anna Rompage

    Milo Yankshisowndick
    Jimmy O’Queef
    Scott Baio

    Wow, the caliber of the people the GOP have in their corner is really blowing me over.

    Seriously, I’m feeling so overwhelmed by the amazingly irrelevant input of these folks, I might need to saunter over to the fainting couch, and have a little spritz of something…

  • bubbuhh

    This just in from Pence country
    Indiana dentist on why he kept 14-year-old daughter in a cage and molested her: ‘The Lord is good’

    “According to court documents, when executing the search warrant on the home, officers located a wooden cage containing a mattress and pan for the child to use to go to the restroom when she was kept there overnight. The cage was labeled with the child’s name,” said the Free Press.

    The girl was kept in the cage each night for the month of September. Friz told police his daughter had threatened to harm other members of the family and had to be confined.

    Deputies contacted the Department of Family and Children’s Services to assess the girl, who is developmentally impaired. In interviews, she revealed that not only was she routinely caged as punishment, she told investigators that her father “routinely touched her breasts.”

    https://www.rawstory.com/2017/10/indiana-dentist-on-why-he-kept-14-year-old-daughter-in-a-cage-and-molested-her-the-lord-is-good/

    • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

      Real family values… MMMMMM MMMMM yassss sirrrr eee REAL family values!

    • puredog

      I would be about as surprised as I was at the Weinstein Revelations to learn that the subject of that story was, in fact, the VP.

    • MynameisBlarney

      THE FUCK?

      • Grokenstein

        Sadly, this shouldn’t shock or even surprise you.

        • MynameisBlarney

          I don’t ever want to become that desensitized.

    • Anna Elizabeth

      Another Good Christian I see.

    • IdiokraticCulturalMarxist

      He was a fine, upstanding, godly man; a role model for the youth of Indiana and a real pillar of the community.

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        They always say that about serial killers too, wasn’t that what they said about John Wayne Gacey? (less the Indiana part.)

  • Anna Elizabeth

    Oh Hai, Project Veritas! I also too dabble in a bit of Latin, I learned mine from playing Warhammer 40000. So, I heartily invite Y’all to

    fututus et mori in igni with Votes.

  • Bub, the cynical zombie
    • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

      Time to go to the 25th.

    • Anna Elizabeth

      “Everyone Hates You, too” Dampnut the Unsteady.

    • Elvis Causticfellow

      What a coincidence! I hate everyone!

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      Well, duh!,,,,,

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      He hates everyone? Well, at least it’s mutual.

    • Ricky Gay

      I hope unraveling like a cable knit sweater that NOBODY keeps knitting and knitting…

    • Raan

      This reminds me of a Patton Oswalt bit, where he’s​ talking​ about how his wife texted him “I love you”, and he accidentally texted back “I hate”.

    • Canis Greyhame

      I hate to keep bringing it up, but he does still have access to the nuclear football, so he might just decide to murder all of humanity in a fit of rage.

  • MOG253

    Only the ignorant pay any attention to this DB. Get a REAL job.

    • Snark Tank Full of Resistance

      Alas, “ignorant” is beginning to describe more and more of the Dampnut base.

  • James Baskin

    Every time I see a photo of that dickwad in his ‘pimp’ getup, I can’t stop laughing. He looks every bit of eleventeen years old. And that look on his face. Like he heard a sound and can’t locate it.

    • whitroth

      And here I thought the look was “did anyone notice I farted while on the air?”

  • jesterpunk

    https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2017/10/the-day-eminems-middle-finger-became-presidential/542580/

    Eminem underscored the irony of his emergence as a moralizing political critic with the line, “Trump, when it comes to giving a shit, you’re as stingy as I am!” In fact, Eminem’s reputation for not giving a shit, his impulse to burn everything down—if only metaphorically—with his lyrics, and his explicit hostility to the notion of serving as a role model, lend a fraught wrinkle to his turn as an earnest denouncer of Trump’s depredations. If Eminem feels a need to object, if Eminem can easily seize the moral high ground from the president of the United States, and if it now falls to Eminem of all people to defend core civic values, what does that say about us?

    Good question. I do like some of his songs and he is pretty creative but how did this even happen?

    • Anna Elizabeth

      Agreed and endorsed.

    • TJ Barke

      Basically anyone has moral high ground on Donnie.

      • jesterpunk

        I know, its weird and it needs to stop. Please hurry up Mueller.

      • Raan

        And when he gets called out for being in a moral pit, his response is to dig the pit deeper.

        • Grokenstein

          “I’ll show YOU!!”
          (pit collapses)

          • Raan

            “I’ll teach them to disrespect the President!”
            (reaches outer core, melts)

    • Raan

      “Infinite” was a pretty good album.

  • Bub, the cynical zombie

    Tonight I will be working on another chapter of my personal quest for the Truth. I call it Project In Vino Veritas.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f835e705bc8ee3de33524d79e02faf6b0d23d6b221d5b06cbe725f28fe890307.jpg

    • Anna Elizabeth

      Seek and Ye shall Find, Bub.

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      I think that’s all the hours, there…

  • Candy Matson

    Applause, applause, for “project very tossed.” I like that one!

  • TJ Barke

    Isn’t the times privately owned?

  • Perkniticky

    Ohh, poor little millennial. He got had! Seriously though, this is incredibly mean. Is this kid ever going to be able to live this down? And does O’Keefe think he is some PC justice warrior for punching so far down? Everyone involved looks so pathetic. Weak. Sad!

  • Mavenmaven

    No doubt that as a result of this important and well done expose, Trump’s desire to revoke licenses of all opposition news sites is legitimate and the first amendment should be abolished.

    • whitroth

      That would be GREAT! Then they can also make the old official plank of the TX Reptilian Party, to make the US a Christian ™ nation reality!

    • Raan

      Great​. So then am I to assume it’s torches and pitchforks at dawn?

      • Mavenmaven

        Under the Trump regime, it is T&P 24/7

  • John McLaughlin

    Is this how James makes his money?

    • In a manner of speaking. He is given money to “go find something” and barring his finding something, he makes it up.

    • kareemachan

      He’s taken dipshittery to a whole new level.

  • (((fka_donnie_d))), SOB

    really tight underwear

    A sufferer from migraines went to a famous headache spe­cialist. The doctor examined him thoroughly before saying, “I’m afraid
    your case is unusually difficult. There is one way, and only one, that
    I could give you some relief.”

    “ What is it, doc? Anything, I swear it.”

    “ Don’t be too quick to say that until you hear the remedy. It is,”
    the doctor paused dramatically, “castration.”

    Well, this changed the man’s mind pretty quickly, and he decided
    to try to live with the headaches or find another cure. But as months
    dragged on and the headaches got worse, he changed his mind at last.

    The operation proceeded without a hitch. The patient was soon able
    to resume his normal routine, his headaches gone but his spirits very
    low.

    One day as he was passing a large department store, it occurred
    to him that maybe some new clothes would cheer him up. No sooner
    had he entered the men’s department than an elderly salesman came
    over and took his arm. “ You want some new clothes to make you feel
    better, don’t you?” he asked.

    The patient was amazed. “ How do you know that?”

    “ How do I know? I’ve been selling men’s clothing for thirty-five
    years is how I know! How do I know just by looking at you that your
    shirt size is 32/16?”

    “That’s right!”

    “ And your size in a sportcoat is 38 short, am I right?”

    “ You are! Gee, that’s amazing.”

    “ And you always wear jockey shorts, 34 waist.”

    “ No, afraid not. I wear size 30 jockey shorts.”

    “ Size 30?” said the old man. “ Why, a man your size wearing
    jockey shorts that tight, don’t they give you migraine headaches?”

  • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

    Ask the next fucking gullible Trumpshart you come across whether they read the NYT.

    There’s a reason bullshit like this works on them. It’s because they won’t venture outside their bubble.

    O’Keefe literally knows they don’t know a real leader from an orange turd between two slices of bread. So he knows they surely aren’t going to know anything about what’s in the NYT other than what Hannity tells them.

  • (((fka_donnie_d))), SOB

    Lil’ Jimmy O’Keefe lecturing anybody a-tall about journalistic ethics is like Lorena Bobbit recording an infomercial about penis health.

  • TootsStansbury

    Thanks, Wonkette. I’ve been bummed out, this made me laugh.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    The Times has a Facebook page? Remind me not to click on that.

  • NotALiar

    I have a mole inside Project Vespa. I’ve found SHOCKING amounts of journalistic malpractice. I’ll thinking of renting out Madison Square Garden for the video release. Or maybe a VFW hall.

  • What is the over under of this dudebeing planted there by queefer?

  • Ellie

    “This guy isn’t a reporter, he’s not making or editing videos, he exaggerated his importance, and has probably already been fired.”
    Well, goshamighty, he sounds like he’d be perfect to work for Jimmy’s organization. He should offer the guy a job!
    And, although I was considering not renewing my NYT subscription, I have decided I will keep on keeping on.

  • Sean Jungian

    They went to an online editor? Wasn’t anyone available in the mailroom?

    Ha ha ha, I slay myself.

    • Dept. of Space Tacos

      unpaid intern libelz!

  • TundraGrifter

    I think the NYT has lost a step. When a guy showed up wearing an Osama Been Forgotten mask, they should have known something was up.

  • TundraGrifter

    Nick Dudich has a future with the Trump Administration’s Press Office.

  • doktorzoom

    Derpai Noticed Me!

    https://twitter.com/Project_Veritas/status/918169600407224320

    I can only assume that since that’s their only niggle, they think the rest of it was accurate. And I will of course address their question tomorrow, you betcha.

    • Candy Matson

      You’ve finally made it! You’re a star! Morgan Fairchild must be so proud! :)

    • Delu

      Did that link show the proof that they claim?

      I’m leaning towards “it didn’t”.

      • doktorzoom

        just wait’ll tomorrow morning, Dok said bourbonishly.

    • Dept. of Space Tacos

      i really do hate being this guy, but you have a typo. You have Dopnald, unless that was intention.

      Oh, it was intentional. Okay then.
      ; )

      • doktorzoom

        Oh, no, it was definitely a typo. I take arguments seriously, typing, less so. And fixed. Thanks!

    • Heyzeus Ahchay

      I’m sure Mister Veritas is busy in the “editing room” right now, cutting and splicing little pieces of videotape that will just show you what’s what tomorrow, Mister! I’m guessing it will sound Max Headroom when reassembled and “broadcast” on all the major networks, or maybe just the one nutwork.

  • JAKvirginia

    Jimmy O.? If the highest person you get to “out” at the NYT is some low level flunkie, then your “investigative journalism” sucks. Just FYI.

  • H0mer0

    it WAS a good story. It sounded like it needed a little editing work and some more elements to lend it plausibility; congratulations O’Queef, you’ve cost someone else their job. But hey, he’s white, he’s cute, he’ll be okay.

    • kareemachan

      CUTE?! Blech.

      • H0mer0

        Dudich, Not Queefy!
        (I’m old enough that youth has an intrinsic cuteness.)

  • drspittle

    And yes, the title for the whole stupid project really is “American Pravda,” since obviously the New York Times gets its marching orders from either Moscow or the Deep State.

    I vote for Moscow.

  • Kooolest G

    I’d like to see what the undercover project veritas reporter looked like, cause in my experience dipshit 20 something guys will pretty much say anything in order to get a hot girl to sleep with them, including pretending that they’re comey’s godson and that they’re undercover FBI agents living a life of mystery and danger. because that’s much more likely to get you laid than telling a hot girl that your job is to upload videos to some old grey lady’s Facebook page

  • Zyxomma

    Blecchhhh. O’Keefe. Even mentioning his name makes my skin crawl. No, I won’t watch the video and you can’t make me!

  • Delu

    The Trumpians have always been better at targeting PEOPLE over anything else. It’s practically a red flag for them where they will just drop everything else including the initial premise to do so.

    How do you “show” that a person’s WORK is biased? Attack the person and show (or try to) show that the person is BIASED (which accomplishes virtually nothing since technically everyone is biased to at least some degree), but not a single bit of that person’s work that you claim is biased.

    Because somehow showing that the person is biased (which everyone is) is “proof” enough.

    This is like the umpteenth thousanth time we’ve seen this. It works well on Trumpian scum who don’t do logic good so they keep using it.

    • Lefty Wright

      That’s exactly what the GOP, Russia, and some Bernie Bros used against Clinton when the DNC/Podesta emails were leaked. Some staff members at the DNC did not like Bernie. But these emails came after months of the Sanders campaign claiming the DNC rigged the primaries and were overtly acting to defeat Bernie. I think that any group that thinks they are being unfairly attacked by another group will tend to dislike the other group. Yet despite these allegations, no one could ever point to any actual activities the DNC engaged in that favored Clinton. But the inference was that since some of them disliked Bernie, the entire organization was actively sabotaging his primary run.

      • kareemachan

        But, but, but…. BENGHAZI!!!!1!

  • Lefty Wright

    That’s the problem with talking to anyone tied to O’Keefe. Even if you know at the beginning of the scam interview what’s going on and try to troll them, you have no idea how any recordings may be edited. If you end with “you idiot. I know who you are, you are the slime bucket who twists and edits videos.” That part will never hit the final product.

    Even if you do a straight interview and say “I don’t think we should use lies and fabrications to attack Trump”, they may leave out the “I don’t think” part. By not releasing the full recording, you can’t prove anything. Neither can O’Keefe, but he has millions of people that believe everything he publishes.

    And of course, you run into the low level person who likes to boast about how essential they are to the operation. Apparently like Dudich, who really would be a good candidate to work at Project Veritas, since it looks like he is as full of shit as O’Keefe.

    • kareemachan

      I give him the benefit of the doubt. He was probably on something or another….

  • Johnnymoreno

    Shouldn’t they have focused on things that this guy said, that they could corroborate — instead of underlining the fact that he was a fabulist, butt-blabber?
    He actually showed her his knuckle scars from smiting all those Nazis….

  • Or, it was a female reporter, and he was just trying to get laid.

  • Heyzeus Ahchay

    “A low-level person in media with an inflated sense of his own importance? Stop the presses!”

    It’s not surprising that a low-level person in media was the only person who would speak to a low-level person impersonating someone in the media.

    • kareemachan

      Well, I think we all realized this was a dig at jamie….

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    O’Queef is wasting his time – and some wingnut’s money, which is a good thing – generating weak sauce for Trumpanzees. Nobody with an ounce of brains is going to pay attention to his antics, unless they find it entertaining.
    Actually, the entertainment value for liberals probably exceeds any value he has for the wingnuts.

  • rightleft

    A gatekeeper? Hahaha! The kid lives in a fantasy world. If they’d just shit canned the whole ‘investigation’ after finding out their guy was embellishing his importance, I could see that but trying to turn a non-story into some cloak and dagger thing to save face means I wouldn’t be surprised if this kid commits suicide.

  • The Librarian

    This would have been funnier if the NYT dude was just stringing O’Keefe along, but Dudich seems kinda pathetic. O’Keefe doesn’t rate even that amount of compassion. What A Idiot.

  • Viktor

    James O’Keefe, the guy who one time locked a woman in a barn at his parents home in NJ? The same guy involved with dido gate? The one arrested for trespassing ? What a tool

    • kareemachan

      And let us never forget his furry handcuffs….

  • kareemachan

    Can’t somebody find another job for jimmie to do? Hosing down abattoirs comes to mind…

  • Trump’s Potemkin Village

    “Project Veritas” (Latin for “very tight underpants”)”

    Oh? And here I thought that phrase translated to “Lying My Ass Off.”

  • sgt. jmk of the résistance

    Well, no wonder the Times couldn’t “sniff out” this kid. With O’Keefe in the vicinity, their nostrils were too full of the stench of bullshit to differentiate.

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