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Donald Trump’s little lapdog in the House of Representatives, Devin Nunes, is still hard at work doing his own version of the Russia investigation, which involves doing his dumbfuck best to obstruct justice in the House Intel Committee’s actual Russia investigation, in service of his master Trump, the man he may or may not have wet dreams about every night.

CNN reports that Nunes is issuing subpoenas to Fusion GPS, the intelligence firm that commissioned former British spy Christopher Steele to do the investigative work that became the Steele Dossier, which alleges beaucoup collaboration between the Trump campaign and Russia to steal the election. It also alleges that Russian hookers peed on or around Donald Trump’s face a lot.

… [T]he move blindsided some committee members, multiple sources told CNN. And it has angered some on the committee who say that Nunes is still seeking to direct an investigation he was supposed to have no involvement in leading.

“He’s not in any way, shape or form working on the investigation,” said one Democratic committee member. “He’s sitting outside the investigation and pushing it in a political direction.”

Nunes is doing this, of course, because even though he said he was recusing himself from the investigation, he never really did, even though he had embarrassed his dead grandma and Jesus and all his J/O buddies thoroughly by acting as the errand boy for Donald Trump’s bullshit made-up Twitter claims that the Obama administration had done illegal “wire tapps” to him, and that they had properly “unmasked” Trump people, for nefarious political purposes. We will #NeverForget the week Nunes stopped fiddling with his weenus through his pants pockets long enough to order his Uber driver to pull over immediately, at which point he did a series of ninja moves and figure skater jumps (girlfriend got triple axels like Yamaguchi, y’all) all the way to the White House, so he could receive exclusive White House “intelligence” about said “wire tapps” and “unmaskings.” Armed with the information he received from the White House, he traversed the thousands of miles of hills, valleys, fjords and reporters’ microphones across the White House lawn, completing his perilous journey to the White House, so he could give the White House the “intelligence” he had just received from the White House, about the White House.

(God, what a fucking Trump whore. Even GOP Senator Richard Burr, chair of the Senate Intelligence Committee, says Nunes pulled that entire thing out of his ass.)

ANYWAY. Nunes has also been misbehaving in other ways, such as when he sent House staffers to the office of Christopher Steele’s lawyer in England, so they could … God, we don’t fucking know. Give Steele a swirlie? The point is that Nunes is very upset about the dossier, because it is full of #FakeNews (that actually hasn’t been debunked — in fact, a lot of it has been confirmed!) about the gelatinous hunk of orange badger shit America is currently being forced to tolerate as its “president.”

Chuck Grassley is leading a similar campaign of distraction in the Senate Judiciary Committee, making Fusion GPS the subject of the investigation instead of actually investigating Trump and Russia. Grassley, like Devin Nunes, is a very stupid man, though we’re pretty sure Grassley, unlike Devin Nunes (allegedly!) doesn’t have wet dreams about Donald Trump. (He has them about corn.) (Allegedly, we suppose.)

Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell, a member of the House Intel Committee, told Rachel Maddow Tuesday night (WARNING: link goes to a wingnut “news” site, whom we thank BIGLY for the embeddable video and transcription!) that Nunes’s fuckery runs the risk of his committee issuing a “flat-earth report” about Trump and Russia:

… [I]t is frustrating that you see unity on the Senate side with Senators Burr and Warner, and then disunity on our side.

And if we have a report on the Senate side with one set of findings and a bizarro report out of the House Republican side, I think that helps the Russians, you know, perpetuate their narrative that this was just something that was made up. It’s not true. And actually, in that chaos, they will thrive and be able to come at us again.

OH! Wouldn’t Russia and its puppet in the White House just love that? Wouldn’t it be just marvelous for Trump and his slutty GOP buttboys in the House of Representatives to be able to call that investigation the REAL ONE, while they shit on the Senate’s investigation and call it fake news?

Swalwell added that Devin Nunes tends to poop the bed regarding this investigation at very specific times:

… [A]ctually, there is a pattern here that as we make progress or the press makes progress on this story, that’s when this nonsense shows itself. But it’s the act that you would expect from Donald Trump’s legal team. Not from an independent investigation.

WHOA. IF. TRUE.

Just kidding, that doesn’t surprise us one bit. It gives us a good barometer, though, for when the shit’s really about to hit the fan for Trump, whether because it’s Mueller Time, or because something amazing is about to hit the press. Just put a GoPro on Devin Nunes and watch for him to create a diversion by stripping off his panties on the White House lawn or strapping himself to Donald Trump’s leg or jerking off into the Reflecting Pool for one straight hour while lustily screaming “UNMASK ME, DONALD, UNMASK ME!”

Or something like that.

How can anyone know what “Liddle’ Devin” is going to do?

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  • Joe Beese
    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      He is the ne plus ultra of lickspittles. An asskisser extraordinaire with an almost prehensile tongue:

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8efc5448c4eb794571cb98575042130abcfb6681bd385eb02feadf6f60749919.jpg

    • BigCSouthside

      I wonder how many truckloads of his books are sitting in a warehouse owned by his publishers

      • wide_stance_hubby

        Gimme an ‘A’
        Gimme an ‘O’
        etc.

    • Snark Tank Full of Resistance

      So, while most Republicans are pushing the “Why hasn’t _______ denounced Harvey Weinstein yet?” lines, this dickwad is outright PRAISING a sexual predator just as bad as Weinstein.

      Makes perfect sense to me.

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      Ah, you have to love selective omission.
      Bill O’Reilly’s book sold 71,000 copies in its second week (making it #1). It sold 65,000 copies in week one.
      By contrast, Hillary Clinton’s book sold 300,000 copies in week one alone.

      • wide_stance_hubby

        He won’t be fooled by things like “math.”

        • FlownΩver

          Is there a Sexual Predators Book Club with titles by O’Reilly, Weinstein and Trump?

          There oughta.

      • Anna Elizabeth

        I used to be offended that Barnes &Noble had O’Reilly’s organized typing shelved with “History” books.

        But a couple of weeks ago while I was looking for books about the AWI and Seven Years War I actually started giggling over how much of that shit was stocked. Like 30 different copies of O’Reilly’s various “Killing..” opuses.

        “Killing Our Inventory” should be the title of his next regurgitation.

      • m3bosha

        And they didn’t mention that 64,000 of those books went to the Heritage Foundation in week one (for the very affordable price of free), followed by 70,000 to the Koch Bros in week two (again free).

    • Mr. Blobfish

      Wait. Don’t they hate the failing NYT?

  • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher
  • Villago Delenda Est

    Evan’s headline captured at least one of my feelings about this foul traitor Nunes.

  • armed_bears
    • FlownΩver

      Is this (please Crom) by any chance a competitive district? Could DCCC by any chance go full negative (with $$$$$) there with “Devin Nunes is selling out America”?

      • willi0000000

        most districts can be flipped with the application of sufficient money (it’s the republican’s way) . . . with less money and a good ground game it works too (once upon a time the Democrat’s way).

        with the amount of ammunition the republicans have left lying around it should be easy to flip nunes’ district with just that and about 49¢.

        • armed_bears

          That’s my opinion, too, but I am not sure it is the DNC’s…. But by forcing competition in every district, we’d also be reducing the amount of money they could spent in any one district….

  • Joe Beese

    Thanks for the update, Jared.

    In recent days, I spoke with a half dozen prominent Republicans and Trump advisers, and they all describe a White House in crisis as advisers struggle to contain a president who seems to be increasingly unfocused and consumed by dark moods. Trump’s ire is being fueled by his stalled legislative agenda and, to a surprising degree, by his decision last month to back the losing candidate Luther Strange in the Alabama Republican primary. “Alabama was a huge blow to his psyche,” a person close to Trump said. “He saw the cult of personality was broken.”

    https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/10/donald-trump-is-unraveling-white-house-advisers

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Donald will, of course, blame Yertle for that decision, as if Donald had no blame for following Yertle’s advice.

      The GOP is destroying itself. The only question is if they can be removed from power before they destroy the country, or the the planet.

      • Impatient

        Are there any actual humans … sentient humans … in the Republican Party any more? Officials? Candidates? Voters? Dumbfucks fooled by dumb-assed games played on the Interwebs? I’m just stuck shaking my head now. I got nothing.

        • Ωbjectifier

          Never been to Arizona I take it.

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      Steiner!…..

    • GoutMachine
    • Covfefe

      Thoughts and prayers, Donald. Thoughts and prayers.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      What I don’t get is Bannon and his minions are going to primary all senators except Cruz. Hasn’t Cotton shown sufficient fealty to the boy king?

      • Is he up for re-election? Didn’t he just show up recently?

  • memzilla Ω

    Devin Nunes could pull a train with Twitler and Putin on Facebook Live in the middle of Red Square at high noon and there’d STILL be asshats who’d believe them, FFS.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      They’re called “Trumpanzees”.

      • weighmaster

        Chimp libulz

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        I like when they spell it trumPencezee

    • Impatient

      As more details come out about all the web-based games played by Russian descendants, my slight surprise at the extent and coordination gives way quickly … to the amazing fact that 60 million dumbass voters read and acted on that shit! All the other shitty tricks aside, this couldn’t have worked if people could actually reason.

      Imagine these blockheads, thinking … Clinton – Trump – what’s the difference? I can’t tell which one I like best. I’m having trouble deciding. Let’s see what the next tweet tells me.

      S.M.H!

      Full disclosure: I didn’t get my first microwave until more than a decade after they came on the market, and I just signed into Disqus for the first time about a month ago … clearly to torture unsuspecting Yr Wonketeers. I don’t have the slightest idea how to get onto Faceplant, or Twitler, or ……………

      So I’m feeling pretty fucking smart now!

  • ManchuCandidate

    The Russia probe is Nunes of Devin’s fucking business.

  • Toomush_Inferesistance

    Time for an Independent investigation of Devon…..

  • Scooby

    He’s basically going up against James Bond…and he’s Blofelds brain damaged cousin.

    • Courser_Resistance

      He’s such a stupid, simpering little bitch.

  • CO
    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      Takes Donnie a week to call the President of Mexico but has this mump on speed-dial. God help us.

    • Wild Cat

      Open Stalinism.

      Congratulations, USA.

    • ariel_gee_398

      Imagine being the kind of depraved fucker that actually wants to talk to Sean Hannity.

      • Bub, the cynical zombie

        Imagine if Sean Hannity was one of the few people who would actually take your calls.

      • Mr. Blobfish

        Hannity’s radio show is all slobbering, all the time. He still wants to see Madonna in jail for her blowing up the White House comment.

    • Vincent Ricola

      I sincerely hope these tapes leak during the impeachment trial/resignation under threat of arrest. I can’t even imagine the hilarity.

    • Candy Matson

      Hmmmm, I imagine they bitchily gossip until Sean reaches completion.

    • The Wanderer

      What does he call him?

      • CO

        Lumpy

      • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

        “My refractory period,” if he actually knew those words.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      I don’t find it surprising that Blockhead has never been implicated in any sexual harassment at Fox.

  • Mr. Blobfish
  • memzilla Ω
  • proudgrampa

    Nunes, I do not think that “recusal” means what you think it means…

  • Crystalclear12

    Mueller time.
    The champagne of investigations.

    • Eileen Besse

      “Bottled Beer” libelz!

  • Covfefe

    I believe we heretofore have agreed that Mr. Nunes, of California, was a USPerson involved with Gen. Flynn and the Turks, and Jesus knows who else, who was unmasked by Susan Rice, and secondly, that neither the public nor Mr. Nunes has seen the full Steele Dossier, which suggests that Mr. Nunes’ obsession with this stuff may be more personal than political.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      He’s gotta be up to his neck in rubles.

  • spangled

    how much do you want to bet that Nunes gets the equivalent of “Borked” by president Mike Pence in a few years? History really does repeat itself.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    Well, Liddle’ Devin’s dick isn’t going to rub itself.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
    • Canis Greyhame

      Here’s hoping that he frolics his way directly into a prison cell for his part in all of this.

  • goonemeritus

    Tampering with an investigation must be awesome.

  • MynameisBlarney

    Turmp just claimed NBC turned in their FCC license and swears he has proof.

    https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029699326

  • GoutMachine

    Nature vs. nurture question: Does being a Republican give you a punchable face, or does having a punchable face make you a Republican?

    Discuss.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      Yes.

      • MynameisBlarney

        I concur.

    • Ωbjectifier

      Some are born punchable, others have punchability thrust upon them.

    • maxneanderthal

      Which came first, punch or face, chicken or egg..?

    • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

      The thing I don’t get about punchable faces is why have none of the real capitalist folks like Koch Industries figured out how to monetize that? They could make a fortune selling punches to punchably punchworthy faces (and the Pay Per View event too) yet that has never been explored.

      I guess it must be that the money-hoarders like the Kochs respect peoples’ dignity too much to do something like that.

  • maxneanderthal

    You can only imagine the expression of utter, but unspoken, revulsion with which an expensive London lawyer will greet a just-got-his-passport staffer trying to threaten a disclosure out of them. Think of a passing crow shitting in your glass of Grand Cru at a Royal garden party, and you get the idea…

  • laughingnome

    You have to hand it to the Russians. They kopromatted an entire US political party somehow. Of course, the GOP, being the slime they are, are more than a little responsible for the treachery.

    • GoutMachine

      Yeah, that operation was probably one of the easiest ones the Rooskies have pulled off in decades.

      • jesterpunk

        Russia “Hey would you…”

        GOP “We would love to work for you if you help us win the election”

        Russia “umm ok, jinx?”

    • ariel_gee_398

      Yeah, being the party of granny starvers helped make them an attainable target for Russia.

      • Three Finger Salute

        They are party of Babuska starvers now.

    • Anna Rompage

      Just goes to show that if someone throws a little money at someone else, that person is likely to ditch even the few morals they actually might once have had…

      • ManchuCandidate

        Some guy with a mustache claimed capitalists would sell him the rope he would use to hang themselves. So yeah Lenin was right.

        • laughingnome

          Hitler?

        • MynameisBlarney

          Tom Selleck?

        • GoutMachine

          Mr. Moneybags from Monopoly?

        • maxneanderthal

          A monster of Beria’s calibre would have entire volumes of incendiary material on a numbskull like Trump within 24 hours of him declaring his candidacy. Who’d a thunk the FSB might still have this approach?

        • Three Finger Salute

          Lenin did OK for himself until he left Canada and met with a Second Amendment solution. So much for all that imagine a world in peace stuff.

        • arglebargle

          Groucho? Wasn’t he a Marxist?

    • DainBramage

      It does help (the Russians) that a sizable chunk of the GOP is mindbogglingly stupid.

      • GoutMachine

        Traitorous, also too.

    • MynameisBlarney

      One might say we may end up thanking roosha after the dust settles.
      But, right now, I say roosha can choke on it’s wodka and polonium cocktails.

    • Blanche de Shambles

      Yeah, kompromatting, like, half those Republican freaks is probably about as easy as shooting fish in a barrel or making Gen Xers depressed.

    • Didn’t really need kompromat, just money. That’s the only thing you need to get Republicans to do your bidding.

    • arundel

      It helps that the Rs are mostly dumb mean greedy hicks whose patriotism is all for hypocritical show. I mean they hate this country and many people in it, obviously.

  • Crystalclear12

    Devin, honey, what horrible thing did you do to make you this beholden?

    • laughingnome

      Did it involve animals? Which ones? Devin, come clean. No, don’t. Oh God.

      • The Wanderer

        He said that the schnauzer was of the age of consent, and they love each other very much.

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      Let’s just say high school was pretty traumatic time for Devin “The Swirly King” Nunes.
      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/84822e69e802975f0c0c68c12ee69451f386623f3d93800e4325400b2b63ce61.png

      • laughingnome

        His Russian goth/country hick period.

      • MynameisBlarney

        That was the mandatory haircut for guys back in the 80’s.

        • GoutMachine

          Not to mention the HAWT white turtleneck.

          • MynameisBlarney

            No, that was NOT a required garment back then.

        • Bub, the cynical zombie

          Yeah…I have to admit, he rocks that ‘do.

        • Marla

          Really? What was there to it? Walk into a Great Clips and say, “Give me the number two trailer trash circa 1985 mullet with the used motor oil for hair gel. And make sure it’s the oil from a rusted engine block that has been hanging from a tree limb.”

          ???

          • MynameisBlarney

            That’s pretty much it.

        • maxneanderthal

          The 80’s? (Checks mirror)- Oh…

        • Sakonyachen

          I was lucky enough that my hair wouldn’t do that. My barber counted 12 cowlicks. Once it reaches 10 or so inches they go away. Not a very flattering spike

      • “Yeah, it’s jizz. You have a problem with that, Mr. Photographer?”

        • Bub, the cynical zombie

          There’s Something About Devin

      • Marla

        It’s like John Mellencamp and a lamprey had a child.

      • Spurning Beer

        Business in front, party in back, and fronto-temporal dysfunction upstairs.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      Russian vineyards

    • Bobathonic

      You moonlight as a Russian pee hooker ONE TIME…

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    Poor Nunya! It must hurt to have someone’s hand so far up your ass that they can move your mouth.

    • Anna Elizabeth

      “Asshole…Nunes…Dessert topping”

  • JustPretendImNotHere

    Every once in a while, I say to myself “Self, this bunch of fucknutters are too damn stupid to have colluded with Russia on the election”. I then remind myself “Self, the reason we know all of this shit is because they are that damn stupid”.

    Can we have indictments already because my liver will not survive another year of Bobby M’s investigation? Which is the only one that really counts…

    • Covfefe

      Your liver will not survive another year of bottomless Bloody M’s.

      • JustPretendImNotHere

        I’m partial to a good red wine and Hendrick’s Mules, but the point stands.

    • Crystalclear12

      I know what you mean. I should’ve spent 2016 lining up a liver donor.

    • Impatient

      I just have to pretend that I’m not in the present … I guess cause I’m just too weak to take it anymore. So … in the near future, can we make sure that there is the most sweetest, meanest penalty for treason ever? I keep thinking a proper trial and then “death,” but we’re not supposed to think such things.

      So let’s go with defining “usual” punishment, without parole, as something like: breaking rocks on hot, humid days, with breaks standing on yer head in 4 inches of shit. Is that cool? I mean, if it drives these traitors insane, we can always give them meds and counseling, before it’s back to the shit hole.

      • Sakonyachen

        Aside from the shit, it sounds like GULAG!!!!

        Count me in.

    • eastcoastlib

      You’re asking the wrong question. Ask yourself are these people stupid enough to used by Putin? Are they evil enough to not care they’re being used by Putin?
      Yes and Yes.

    • I’m sitting in a bar as we speak waiting for my bike to get fixed.

  • TheGrandWazoo2
    • Christopher Story

      World’s on fire

  • DainBramage
    • CO

      Is that Ed Schultz?

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        yes, that whore sold out the minute the winds changed

        • CO

          Ha he was a Republican when I was growing up

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            Yup- sold out to play fake liberal on MSNBC when the money became better, then sold out again to be Putin’s mouthpiece.

            It always annoyed me when progressives would get excited about him during the MSNBC days. He was nothing more than our version of Lumpy- all bluster and bullshit and a reliable source of red meat for desperate liberals who were looking for a cheer leader.

            “Is George Bush the worstest president in the history of our country or in the history of the entire universe? Get out your phones!”

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            oh fuck me, I found and liked schultz during his liberal period.

            Fucker.

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            He’s good at what he does- but about as honest as the Sham Wow guy

          • Dept. of Space Tacos

            luckily I haven’t listened to him in…what 10 years?

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            I started ignoring him when it became apparent his afternoon slot on MSNBC was nothing more than blatant cheerleading and a transparent job of telling liberals whatever they wanted to hear. I’ve caught the RT routine once or twice in hotel rooms and it’s the same shit- just a new paymaster

          • CO

            Didn’t earn the nickname Turncoat Eddie for nothing

    • GoutMachine

      Yeah, but does anyone actually pay attention to taxi TVs? My first instinct – before fastening my seat belt – is to mute that shit.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        very first thing…

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      RT has been around for quite some time- it also shows up in hotel cable packages a lot

  • Crystalclear12

    Little advice, Devin, nobody likes a clingy whore.

  • Anna Elizabeth

    And what could possibly look moar innocent that the actions of Nunes,Dampnut,Flynn, Et al?

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    Defending Trump, Matt Schlapp says the officials on Puerto Rico failed in their response to Maria.

    The infrastructure on the island was destroyed you ignorant fuck!

    • OneYieldRegular

      He needs to be Schlapped upside the haid.

      • Steely_Fan

        Yes, this!!! Every time this asshole shows up on the electric teevee machine I hit mute & turn away, just like I do when the gelatinous hunk of orange badger shit America is currently being forced to tolerate as its “president.” comes on. All the upfists to Evan for that one, also too.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      Local government is bad- except when it’s a GOP local government. It’s the Puerto Rican’s fault that they got clobbered by a cat 5 hurricane. It’s also their fault that their economy is held hostage by the maritime act making it impossible to balance the books and that despite being US citizens, they get no representation to fix it.

    • Donna Mueller

      yeah-they failed to lift the island and move it out of the storms way. SMH

  • Anna Rompage

    Damn, Devin Nunes is like Darrel Isil’s significantly mentally challenged little red headed step brother or something…

  • This is completely OT, but it’s got me really hating right now. The Texas asshole who left his 3 year-old developmentally-delayed adopted daughter outside in the middle of the night killed his daughter, is out on bail, and he and the little girl’s “mother” are no longer cooperating with authorities. Is he not a flight risk? Of course maybe LE is smart and expects he’ll lead them to her body.

    • mancityRed6

      that story is just filled with WTF. why was she up, let along why was she drinking milk at 3 AM? and “Imma send out out by a tree, by an alley, in the middle of the night as punishment”?

      • You should ice that burn

        No shit, that’s what I thought, who compels their kids to do anything at 3 AM?

        • H0mer0

          psychodad*, dass who.

          *some of us have our versions with or without alcohol.

          • You should ice that burn

            That’s messed up. Mine was an old school corporal punishment type, but not psycho in my estimation. If you have kids you should endeavor to break the chain.

          • H0mer0

            I think mine was a special mix of bipolar, old world beliefs and narcissistic personality disorder and could hold forth on some butthurt (usually towards my mom) for hours while we were a captive audience. I saw a lot of my own vulnerability in my children and found that corporal punishment was a form of bullying so I couldn’t and wouldn’t use that parenting technique on my children. There is an author, Becky Bailey who wrote “Easy to Love, Difficult to Discipline” and emphasized the usual good intentions of a child.

        • Rocket Pony Ron

          Besides go back to sleep?

          • You should ice that burn

            Right??

      • He made sure to mention to cops that coyotes frequent the area. And he was dutifully fullfilling laundry obligations before calling 911.
        Still….he DID attend church, so my guess is a space ship took her.

  • Dept. of Space Tacos

    fuck, been working on project for the actual paid job since 5 am. Fuck it sucked!

    • You should ice that burn

      If it was fun they’d call in some kids to do it for nothing..

  • jaspersdad

    From Juanita Jean, originally Josh Marshall at TPM.

    Trump’s Razor:

    The principle is this – “ascertain the stupidest possible scenario that can be reconciled with the available facts”; in other words, when Trump or his brood do or say something, the stupidest scenario that explains the statement is the true one.

    • Raan

      So, in accordance with Trump’s Razor, I have to assume that Nunes’ subpoena explains what he said that the reporters would “find out”.

      • jaspersdad

        You’re over thinking it. Yes is the correct answer.

  • Kgprophet

    I don’t know why you refer to Nunes as a dick. He is aware of the pineal codes and has every right to issues subpenuses.

  • Dept. of Space Tacos

    watching chance on hulu…am I going ot regret watching chance?

    can’t believe Laurie was willing ot be a doc again.

    • JustDon’tSayKneel(OrNeil)

      I’d rather he was Prince George again, myself.

  • eastcoastlib

    Just so I have this correct.

    Colluding with Russia = Patriotic American

    Knelling during National Anthem = Traitor

    • Christopher Story

      “Real Americans (TM)” get it.

    • phoenix00

      Tiki torches while yelling ‘Sieg Heil’ = fine people

  • Donna Mueller

    devin….when all this blows up, you’re going to jail for a long time.

    • sarafina

      That’s my thought and prayer! (Give my regards to Robert, I’m a fan.)

  • mancityRed6

    the comments on the wingnut site. they’re all I expected them to be.
    one of them even said the investigation is old enough to be a toddler.
    but since I’m sure they believe Clinton did Benghazi with her own two hands, then those investigations didn’t go on long enough

    • Lefty Wright

      Yeah, except the one serious investigation just started with Mueller’s appointment in mid May. Figuring at least two weeks to get even rudimentary staff, offices, and equipment, we are looking at only a little over four months of investigation time. None of which Mueller has been wasting. It would not be surprising to see an indictment or two by winter. It may take another year or two to get Trump, but once the first domino falls, the heat will be on Trump and he will not be able to stand it.

      • WannabeTraveler

        Indictments for Christmas!!! That would make a great Christmas present for Americans. :-)

      • Strepsi

        GOD I hope you’re right I am sick of this circus

  • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

    Guessing that Devin is angling for a method to get some folks’ testimony immunized, protecting them from prosecution. Probably hold his own shadow hearings to do it, and allow certain folks to skate much like in Iran-Contra.

    • Lefty Wright

      Which should get him a big, old, fat obstruction of justice charge. Going it alone on a totally misguided effort to shield possible criminal activity through grants of immunity should end up with him going to jail for a while, assuming Trump does not pardon him. And of course, if Trump does pardon him, and the Democrats get control of at least one side of congress, he can no longer use the fifth amendment to refuse answering questions under oath. So Trump may refuse a pardon.

  • anomie

    Ultimately, I don’t get what’s in this for Devin Nunes. ??? He’s going to a lot of trouble, for…. what again??

    • Ricardo Santos

      Remember that Trump pays loyalty, the hair dresser is in his administration and also he had his bodyguard as well. Little nothing Nunez probably believes rubbing shoulders with Trump will pay off. Secondly, it might be that Nuniz is in deep shit involved in the Russian investigation.

      • Rickyphoo

        I’m going to go with the second one.

    • Billy Wigglestaff

      Bought and paid for Russian agent.

  • TundraGrifter

    Apparently Mr. Nunes has his own definition of “recusing himself.” Perhaps he thinks its pulling a Harvey Weinstein.

  • Relativicus

    Are there any theories as to why Trump spelled it “liddle”? Besides him being dumb, I mean. Some reference I’m missing maybe?

    • Ricardo Santos

      He is proving he has the yugest vocabulary and the bestest words. He already has used “Little Marcos”, so he has to be different with “Liddle”. Heard the explanation on the ‘Last Word’ with Lawrence O’donnell

      • anomie

        I also think he might be making fun of Corker’s TN accent.

    • WannabeTraveler

      He just likes to make up words and phrases. This past week he claimed to have made up the word ‘fake’. He is the most incompetent human being ….. sad.

  • Paperless Tiger

    Nunes is working for Trump, and he’s working way too hard. This thing must really have the big guy spooked.

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