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This is supposed to be a post about how Kellyanne Conway and Steve Bannon are riding in on white horses to defend the honor of the raving dumpster fire in the White House, which has recently had its feelings hurt and its brain function called into question by Bob Corker, the GOP senator from Tennessee and the chair of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee. But why should we write about that when President Doy Doy Doy Doy Doy! is perfectly capable of defending himself?

YOU SEE WHAT HE DID THERE? (Besides how he’s baby-tweeting about Corker and hasn’t said word fucking one about how there are Americans dying in the California wildfires?) You might be thinking Trump woke up on the illiterate side of the bed this morning (much like the other mornings) but NO, YOU’RE WRONG! Trump did a clever made-up spelling of “little” and he put an apostrophe at the end for no reason! How creative! Bob Corker will surely think twice next time he thinks about exchanging zingers with the master!

Anyway, since we mentioned them, Kellyanne Conway and Steve Bannon are out there being mewling, authoritarian fuckheads about Corker’s comments, which included a tweet about how the White House is obviously an adult daycare with one client named Trump, followed up by a New York Times interview where he called Trump a liar, said every day in the White House is an exercise in making sure the baby is fed and has his rattle so he doesn’t accidentally nuke the moon, and that he’s worried Trump is actually going to fumblefuck us into World War III. (As to Trump’s suggestion that Corker “was made to sound a fool” because he didn’t know the interview was being recorded, LOLOLOLOLOL OK Trump, whatever you think your 80 IQ followers need to hear.)

Here’s Conway on “Fox & Friends,” authoritarian-splaining the things, via the Washington Post:

Host Brian Kilmeade teed it up nicely, saying, “What a demeaning tweet at the president.”

“Well it is, and world leaders see that,” Conway responded. “We’ve all worked with Senator Corker over the years. We thank him for his service, but I find tweets like this to be incredibly irresponsible.”

She added: “It adds to the insulting that the mainstream media and the president’s detractors — almost a year after this election, they still can’t accept the election results. It adds to their ability and their cover to speak about a president of the United States, the president of the United States, in ways that no president should be talked about.”

Oh for heaven’s sake, Conway, get a grip. People talk about him in ways no president has ever been talked about because he BEHAVES like no other president has ever behaved, by which we mean he takes a golden diarrhea shit on the sanctity of the office of the president of the United States each and every day he continues to occupy it. In other words, he started it. In other words, America is a counterpuncher, and when Trump punches America, America punches back. In other words, fuck you.

Conway, of course, thinks the media should be required to say nice things about Trump, and that when the media reports unkind things about him, that it’s “unpatriotic.” Kellyanne Conway doesn’t “America” very good, does she?

Now, Kellyanne Conway is a dick, but Steve Bannon, that guy who got fired from the White House and thinks he got a promotion because he’s a blogger now, is having a CONNIPTION. He was firing gin from all his pores when he went on the “Sean Hannity Trump Buttplug Hour,” where they may or may not play with Trump-shaped buttplugs (dunno, we don’t watch that shit), DEMANDING that Bob Corker RESIGN RIGHT NOW for the crime of NOT BEING NICE TO TRUMP, because Steve Bannon is a leaking anal fissure who doesn’t know or care that the Senate is part of a separate, coequal branch of government.

You need to watch Bannon’s face when he says all this, because it’s funny when that little pussy is angry:

“If Bob Corker had any honor or decency, he should resign immediately,” Bannon told host Sean Hannity on Fox News’ “Hannity” on Monday night. […]

Corker, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) and the rest of the “globalist clique on Capitol Hill has to go,” Bannon told Hannity.

Oh go suck a bag of dicks, Bannon, and when you’re done with that, you’re probably invited to suck Bob Corker’s dick too, assuming the polite senator would deign to let some dirty, gin-soaked blogger affix his chapped lips to his Down Theres. (Doubtful.)

Bannon also says he’s going to help primary EVERY REPUBLICAN SENATOR, except for Ted Cruz for some reason (Rebekah Mercer still has feelings for him). Maybe he’s worried Ted Cruz’s dad will assassinate him or something if he does, haw haw, that joke will never not be funny.

So who wins the contest for doing sick burns to Bob Corker? Meh, fuck ’em all.

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  • ManchuCandidate

    If Turtle is a globalist then I honestly don’t know what the fuck Himmler Bannon is talking about.

    • Anna Elizabeth

      “Globalist” is the Tin-hat word for anything they don’t like, like “Jewish Controlled”. It never made any sense, but the code signals the hate-filled and stupid as to what to feel.

      • GoutMachine

        I thought “globalist” = Joo?

        • TJ Barke

          Or Jooish pawn.

        • Anna Elizabeth

          Pretty much. They just expand it to include everything they don’t like, or to explain anyone that is “against” them.

        • Joe Beese

          Yep. We’re running this shit.

          • GoutMachine

            Well, can you get off yer duffs and give us all free kittens already?!

          • Werewolf

            Don’t forget-monthly meeting in the cemetery in Prague!

          • Celtic_Gnome

            Thank you for you service.

  • Anna Elizabeth

    So who wins the contest for doing sick burns to Bob Corker? Meh, fuck ’em all.

    Agreed and Endorsed, Evan.

  • kaydenpat

    Watching Republicans fight among themselves is so satisfying that I may have to lay in bed and smoke a cigarette (and I don’t even smoke).

  • Stulexington

    Trump supporters: Yay, Trumps in office, I don’t have to be careful what I’m saying and can be mean and liberals can’t do anything about it.

    Also Trump supporters: Why are these liberals being so mean all of a sudden, and not being careful what they say anymore?

    • Lascauxcaveman

      Lol: and guest starring Bob Corker as the ‘liberal.’

      • Stulexington

        Nah, they’re just confused why one of their own is saying what he wants about the God Emperor Preznut.

  • GoutMachine

    Funny how they didn’t seem too concerned with how the president was talked about when the black guy was president.

    • wide_stance_hubby

      Goddamn white of him, it was.

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      I’m pretty certain that the current occupier of the White House may have sent a Tweet or two disparaging the black president. Someone should look into that.

  • Bub, the cynical zombie
    • Snark Tank Full of Resistance

      Bannon has no honor or decency, and HE resigned….

      • Lascauxcaveman

        Iknowrite? Fair is fair, I mean c’mon.

    • If Corker had any honor or decency, he’d be a Democrat.

  • Mystery_Poster

    Haha, here’s an article from our satirical magazine in Chattanooga (Corker is the former mayor).
    http://www.chattanoogabystander.com

  • Snark Tank Full of Resistance

    Bannon also says he’s going to help primary EVERY REPUBLICAN SENATOR, except for Ted Cruz for some reason (Rebekah Mercer still has feelings for him).

    I’m HOPING it’s because he knows Cruz is already dead meat here in the Republic. I have heard a LOT of purple folks talking up Beto O’Rourke and saying how much they dislike Cruz.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Plus he’d have the coolest name in the Senate.

      • Snark Tank Full of Resistance

        I do kinda wish they’d be a little less aggressive in their fundraising. I got TWO phone calls the day after I gave a donation asking if I could send them more money.

        • alwayspunkindrublic

          Just close your eyes and think of England. I mean, it’s Ted fucking Cruz we’re talking about.

    • Celtic_Gnome

      Considering how many people actively dislike Cruz, I’m convinced he won because of a weird run-off election in the middle of August when most people thought it was just too damned hot to go out and vote.

  • Bill D. Burger

    ot..but Moron Don must be so prous: Astros celebrate, weirdly, and honor the flag simultaneously…..with champagne, track marks and pee stains___ probably!
    ~snicker~

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8H7g918V6M

    • wide_stance_hubby

      No homoerotic anything there. Nothing. Nothing at all.

      • Bill D. Burger

        “Asstros Bukkake Bonanza”

        • wide_stance_hubby

          Edgy.

      • Lascauxcaveman

        HOLY SHIT, that is so gay!

        Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I’m totally rooting for the Astros now. I think we need much more simulated sports-guy bukkae on TV. In “Super-Mo,” as they call it these days.

    • deadjello

      They are going to regret that.

    • PubOption

      Wasn’t there something about the flag and ‘wearing apparel’?
      Also, too, the way Kellyanne went on, that guy has got dead soldiers wrapped around his butt.

  • Scooby

    Trump is so dumb he’s even run out of nicknames.

    • Snark Tank Full of Resistance

      I’m actually surprised he didn’t use “widdle’ “

      • Scooby

        He’s saving that for Paul Ryan

  • Bub, the cynical zombie
    • GoutMachine

      A liberal did something, therefore all liberal ideology is wrong! Q.E.D.

      • Stulexington

        Also too at least one woman is in some way involved, therefore it’s the fault of women/feminism.

        Hey, does that mean we can start blaming menanists for everything any man does anywhere ever?

        • GoutMachine

          No, IOKIYAM.

          • Villago Delenda Est

            Especially IOKIYAWCSM.

          • calliecallie

            Wealthy Caucasian Straight?

    • Anna Elizabeth

      I hate these assholes so very much. Maybe Fail-Safe had the right idea.

    • WotsAllThisThen

      What Trump did was totally different of course, because Trump never admitted he did anything wrong.

  • wide_stance_hubby

    I do not make a habit of watching video of these critters, but I think this is the first time I’ve seen a human emotion (FEAR!) on his face. I’m feeling a liddle better already.

  • memzilla Ω

    “If Bob Corker had any honor or decency, he should resign immediately,” Bannon [said].

    Honor? Decency? Bannon? In a more just world, there would have been a terawatt-sized lightning bolt unleashed from the hand of Zeus.

    • Finnibar87

      Troll Bannon doesn’t know what either actually is.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Proof there is no God: Bannon isn’t a smoking pile of flash cooked meat right now.

      • Werewolf

        Needs to be cooked thoroughly to avoid trichinosis.

    • AJ Milne

      (Laughs)

      If Bannon and the lying piece of Oval Office Offal he helped unleash had any honour or decency…

      … huh… Phone can’t even seem to finish typing that hypothetical…

      … some fundamental constant pushed too far there or somethin’, I figure.

  • WotsAllThisThen

    Those darn globalists think we live on a globe or something.

    • TJ Barke

      It’s like they think we should all unite together as a species in effort to live in a better world…

    • mackafritz

      Earth is flat don’t you know.

    • Joe Beese

      What part of “American Exceptionalism” don’t you understand?

  • Finnibar87

    That troll Bannon guy gets way too excited when he says the word ‘war’.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Donald’s widdle feelings have been hurt by mean old Bob Corker.

    What a fuckin’ snowflake.

  • mackafritz

    I’m sure no president has ever been talked about in this way ever.

  • Jgb979

    “Globalist clique”

    Dead Breitbarts production of west side story is one of the worst things I’ve ever seen.

    Globalist= Jew right?

    • WotsAllThisThen

      Breitbart Style Guide written in collaboration with Stormfront.

    • TJ Barke

      Or someone in their thrall.

      • Latverian Diplomat

        The Jews do have all the Quatloos, after all.

        • (((Alt-Sedagive)))

          ISWYDT

        • OddMan

          “Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever.”
          And bitcoins™.

    • Finnibar87

      They always mean the Jews.

      Yup, all the 17 million Jews on Earth is what done it.

    • P’jama Pahnts

      Wait, I thought I was a globalist. And where is my Soros check? Being a libtard is confusing.

      • Lascauxcaveman

        Yeah, I haven’t gotten my check either, and think I’ve figured it out why. Globalism is overstaffed and Soros is hoping some of us will quit, so he won’t have lay us off. :(

    • Querolous

      True. The audio doesn’t allow the (((echo))) to be heard.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    The media is really, the word, one of the greatest of all terms I’ve come up with, is ‘liddle’. I guess other people have used it perhaps over the years but I’ve never noticed it. And it’s a shame. And they really hurt the country. Because they take away the spirit of the country.

    • Next thing hes going to bang his phone on the counter a couple of times and the gibberish that comes out will be his next “new” word. If you think liddel and covfeefee is bad wait till “asnbuaigiansgnasobi” comes out

      • Werewolf

        Bqhatevwr.

  • Vincent Ricola

    That Bannon/Hannity shitshow video would’ve made much more sense if the camera panned back to show all the used meth foilies scattered under Hannity’s desk.

  • Finnibar87

    Okay, Wonkette.

    I watched the Bannon clip, and now I’ve a concussion.

    • (((Alt-Sedagive)))

      Try to stay awake!

      • Finnibar87

        His voice made me seize.

        • (((Alt-Sedagive)))

          I reach, brother.

    • wide_stance_hubby

      Sound off, though right? If not, keep your phone handy, you may need to make a 911 call.

  • OddMan

    My God, Trump has accused Senator Corker of Pseudohypoaldosteronism.
    Accusing a Senator of lack of sodium control, the horror.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    Bannon: Like Hitler, but without the charisma.

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      Why are people so mean to poor ol’ Steve? He’s just a guy who grew up dreaming that one day he could be Martin Bormann.

    • Martini Ambassador 🍸

      And some weird skin disease that prohibits growing a really good upper-lip mustache. The perpetual 5 o’clock shadow thing he’s got going on is more homeless-bum-chic.

      • Finnibar87

        Hey psoiasis? Yeah.
        Attack Troll Bannon harder.

    • Latverian Diplomat

      Fat, lonely, bad complexion Hitler?

    • Finnibar87

      Now the REAL question we all need to ponder after lots of bong hits and an edible while in our dorm rooms:

      Knowing how fascist Steve Bannon is today, would you go back in time and smother him in his hive?

      • (((Alt-Sedagive)))

        I would most certainly torch his egg pod.

        Which sounds rather naughty. Ewww.

      • Toomush_Inferesistance

        As your lawyer, I believe the introduction of the concepts of time travel and hive mind render the use of the word Votes unnecessary in this context. And I’m stickin’ to it!….

  • Joe Beese

    The disparaging adjective should have been styled “Widdle”, obviously.

    He’s slipping.

  • Martini Ambassador 🍸

    I’m just gonna re-paste the sickest burn of all. And it has the extra benefit of being true.
    https://twitter.com/JohnDingell/status/915592421681061889

  • Bill D. Burger
    • Stulexington

      Emollient? Isn’t that for like nice skin or something?

      • Bill D. Burger

        Emoluments….eschmoluments! IOK,WYAR….amirite’?

      • I was hoping for self-imollation.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    So, a Republican like Corker will speak the truth, but only to swing his dick around on the way out the door (*).

    (*) Not a mixed metaphor if you’ve seen an old white guy’s idea of a dramatic exit.

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    OT: I got tickets to see Michelle Obama.
    ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
    Mrs Michelle Pixelz
    Mrs Michelle Pixelz
    Mrs Michelle Pixelz
    ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

  • Mr. Blobfish

    It adds to their ability and their cover to speak about a president of the United States, the president of the United States, in ways that no president should be talked about. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ec504aa1e64e7f5005f359efbcd65d1d29ee11fa47669d129411586d3385ce3f.jpg

  • Boojum

    Globalist = Jew

  • bullet2

    I think the spelling of little and its punctuation is the first question on the IQ test. Donald needs to steer clear of any more IQ challenges.

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))
  • Scooby

    What are the odds Trump really thinks Little is spelled that way?

    • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

      High enough I won’t place bet against.

  • Juan de Fuca

    Trump’s GOP is turning into a Musical Chairs type of game where people run around in a circle and stick a knife in each others back.

    • marxalot

      The Italian government?

      • House0fTheBlueLights

        lolsob

  • Timothy Watson

    I never imagined that we would have a President playing Oh, Snaps on Twitter or he/she would be so Godawful at it.

  • FlemmishSpy

    Whoa, guys. We have to lay off of lil’ Donnie because we’re at war! Once the war is over, then you can have at him.

    • Antonin Dvorak

      The War with Reality doesn’t count.

      • Ghenghis McCann

        We have always been at war with Eastasia Reality.

    • kaydenpat

      Trump’s sycophants surely know that the American people aren’t going to tolerate any fake wars by this fake President. He doesn’t have the goodwill that Bush had after 9/11.

      • Toomush_Inferesistance

        Wait until he bombs NK….

  • Joe Beese

    There are some headlines in the Trump Era that just perfectly capture the times we live in. “President Challenges Own Secretary of State to IQ Test” is certainly the kind of thing you wouldn’t see on the front page of newspapers in any other time, in any other place. No, this is the distinct privilege of living in the United States of America in 2017.

    http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a12813799/trump-tillerson-iq-test/

    • Finnibar87

      The Moron in Chief ends the contest early, declares his IQ is 400.

      • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

        Or he has Miss Lindsey tweet it a la yesterday’s golf score. (equally believable as IQ of 400).

    • kaydenpat

      This is what happens when you elect an idiot to the highest political office in your country. You end up with an egomaniac who can’t stop boasting about his nonexistent intelligence. Anyone hearing Trump speak or reading his tweets knows that Trump’s IQ is less than the average beagles — and that’s saying a lot.

      • GoutMachine

        Kind of like a sophomore high school boy bragging about all the sex he’s having.

        • Toomush_Inferesistance

          That girl was from Canada…

          • GoutMachine

            Yeah, a school from across town. You wouldn’t know her.

      • bupkus231

        Beagle libulzzz

    • Krombopulous Pichael

      PLEASE SOMEHOW LET THIS HAPPEN

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      One Toomush dollar to the first one to reach 100!….

  • Evoshandor

    So is it wrong of me to assume that on the Sean Hannity and Steve Bannon Butt Plug Hour, Hannity and Bannon are the butt plugs? That just seems logical to me.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    Liddle is an easy typo to make…look how close the W is to the L.

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      widdwe?

      • Krombopulous Pichael

        right? what? or i guess, lhat?

  • (((Alt-Sedagive)))

    At least we have the consolation of watching the leopards eat each other’s faces.

  • laughingnome

    Bannon’s got his dander up.

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    Liddle Babby Donnie never speaks ill of the current President of the United States.

  • ariel_gee_398

    It adds to their ability and their cover to speak about a president of the United States, the president of the United States, in ways that no president should be talked about.

    I must have missed the part where liberals started calling Trump the n-word.

    • Finnibar87

      Troll Bannon is opting to ignore all that racist Birther crap.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      Nincompoop? There you go.

    • jesterpunk

      What kind of asshole would spend 8 years questioning if the president was born in the US?

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Donald the dotard.

  • Jeffocaster in the West

    This one cracked me up this AM. The Wonkette approach to these articles is hilarious. Carry on my good Wonks, carry on!

    • laughingnome

      I love the Wonkette approach. I pretty much get all my news, except local, from the Wonkette.

      • House0fTheBlueLights

        Yup

      • nightmoth

        Same here. BBC and Wonkette.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        For one thing, they actually practice journalism, not journamalism, at yr Wonkette.

  • marxalot

    I love a good in-fight. This is even better than putting ferrets down your pants for gambling purposes!

  • YouInDangerGirl!

    Steve Bannon is just another (self-)glorified blogger desperately in need of a better diet, a good moisturizer, and a new liver. I know, I know — we know this. A lot of folks do not, and those people certainly aren’t reading this. But some mornings, you just have to say something in order to move on with your day, right?

  • Joe Beese
    • GoutMachine

      Sadly, it shouldn’t be considered brave in the slightest.

    • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

      It will have to be a boy senator because when Hillary said he was unfit nobody listened.

    • wide_stance_hubby

      And “brokered” (as in a deal to squeal).

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    Corker could just say “I was joking. People were having fun. They cheered so loud!” Or he could say, “President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho is mentally ill.”

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      And his people would say: “Go ‘way! ‘Batin’!”….

    • He’s got what vegetative humans crave!

  • x111e7thst

    Usually “establishment globalist clique” means “die Juden”. Is the meaning expanding? has the senator converted?

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      Nah. Sekrit Jew. Obvs.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        He’s an unwitting useful idiot of the Cabal.

  • Joe Beese
  • Mr. Blobfish
    • GoutMachine

      That’s the most polite one you could have found, methinks.

    • Finnibar87

      Well, Obama doesn’t count, he won both the popular vote and the EC.

      Twice.

    • Juan de Fuca

      “Glenn Beck Is My Hero.”

      You don’t say!

    • Antonin Dvorak

      It appears that guy has somehow combined Ledger’s Joker with Gorshin’s alien from ST:TOS and reached a new low in delusion.

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      An fine photographic depiction of sheer intellectual and moral vacuity.

    • Ghenghis McCann

      He was ahead of the fashion trends. In 2017 everybody is wearing tshirts saying ‘Our Country Deserves Better’.

    • nightmoth

      Ah, yes—respecting the president. Good times.

    • bupkus231

      That woman with the sign “We’ve hit Barack Bottom” has to be part of a buttsex joke….

  • Joe Beese
    • Finnibar87

      Oh, and interviews with major news outlets are always recorded, in part for a transcript.

      • cmd resistor

        Has he ever listened to the ones they have of HIS interviews?

        • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

          Impossible, no one can listen to that gibberish.

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      There is definitely a fool here…but it isn’t Bob Corker.

  • Joe Beese
    • Mr. Blobfish

      Gotta get those tax cuts.

      • georgiaburning

        Gotta get that campaign cash

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      After the nuclear exchange, those sons of bitches had better stay in their bomb shelters as long as possible, because “Roast haunch of GOP Congresscritter” will be a favourite meal for the survivors.

      • Ricky Gay

        Fuck it, we’ll do it LIVE!

    • Oblios_Cap

      If the reporters all know that, why don’t the fuckers report it?

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        Because it’s all off the record.

    • Claire

      I have to admit, he does a pretty good stink-eye. Doesn’t make him any less loathesome, but I can extend the nod to him as a fellow practitioner of the art.

    • calliecallie

      Widespread Cowardice is the name of my new garage band.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    I like presidents that aren’t fucking morons.

    • Keep the first ladies out of this…

    • Martini Ambassador 🍸

      You know, I’d even take a mostly-non-malevolent moron like Dubbya over this dysfunctional trash fire. The bar is just that low.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    The mortician did a fine job of making Kellyanne appear lifelike for her TV appearance.

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      I can’t watch her any more. Don’t care what she said…

    • laughingnome

      A bit too decomposed for my taste.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      Okay, I laughed at that one.

    • jesuswasablack

      Sort of but she’s long dead and gone on the inside, this shot shows it best!
      http://cdn.liberalamerica.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/abc_gma_conway_170130a-800×430.jpg

      • Erala Contratista

        Those eyes!
        Good thing still have cataracts……

      • The upflip on that hair would make Marlo Thomas spin in her grave if she were dead.

      • aureolaborealis

        That is some hard living right there. Come combination of inner evil and widespread substance abuse.
        Jesus Sunburnt Christ with a parasol, She’s ONLY 50!!!!

  • Toomush_Inferesistance

    I dunno. I kind of watched the Bannon face and caught lots of “trying not to smile” gloaty instances. I interpreted it as “Can you see how I’m fucking with you here? My agenda is working. It’s working! Wow!” If /when it all comes crashing down, I hope that Bannon and Faux are linked together with welded chains….

  • laughingnome

    This whole donnybrook is a real corker, I tells ya!

  • marxalot

    Is Steve Bannon a horcrux? And if so, for what?

  • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

    Whenever I look at Steve Bannon, I wonder whether Thomas Nast had us Irish figured right after all. Because when we make em ugly, whisky-faced, and hateful, DAMN do we do it well.

    • laughingnome

      he may be Irish but he’s all Third Reich.

    • But then we have Orlando Bloom to make us look all sexy and elfy.

    • He puts the ‘potato’ in Irish.

  • jodyleek

    What the fuck does this “globalist” bullshit mean? We all live on the mother fucking globe, right? Or is this a dog-whistle for flat earthers?

    • (((Alt-Sedagive)))

      Joos.

      • jodyleek

        Oh, I know. But I bet the rubes who buy into and spout this nonsense have no freaking clue what exactly is meant by it.

        • (((Alt-Sedagive)))

          We must fight all those eggheads who think we live on a globe!

          The Earth is flat, and the master race knows it!

        • Villago Delenda Est

          Many of them do, and they have no problem with going there.

        • They know.

        • Claire

          You mean that “globalist” = “Jews”? Of course they know. That’s what they’re talking about.

    • laughingnome

      It’s about a biblical people – you know – them.

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      Long and short: they think it’s a huge plot by browns and Joos to move fast-reproducing Muslims into western society and drown it in a swarthy tide, for reasons that escape me because they make no sense.

      • jodyleek

        Muslims? I thought the Jews were involved. I haz a confuse.

        • laughingnome

          People of the look.

          • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

            Much better than my thought: not white enough, nonChristians

          • Marion in Savannah

            ISWYDT.

        • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

          Well, these are people that think gay liberals would ally with ISIS to take down Western Civilization. Everything is against them.

        • Villago Delenda Est

          Semites is Semites, even when they hate each other with the heat of 10,000 burning suns.

        • Mavenmaven

          Jews are behind the “Moslem invasion” too, just ask any Nazi.

      • laughingnome

        I almost drowned in swarthy tide once. Long story.

        • jodyleek

          Drowning in a swarthy tied…
          Sounds delightful. Conjures up the idea of Javier Bardem and 500 thread count sheets.
          BRB

          • Marion in Savannah

            Twas brillig and the borogove did gyre and gimble in the wabe…

          • weighmaster

            Slithy toves…

          • aureolaborealis

            *
            Twas brillig and the slithy toves,
            Did gyre and gimble in the wabe,
            All mimsy were the borogoves,
            And the mome raths outgrabe.

        • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

          Go on…

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        This is actually my goal. Am I a globalist?

    • Lance Thrustwell

      They wanna go back to the time when every country was utterly distinct, monocultural, and independent of all ties and obligations to other nations.

      You know – never.

    • It’s a dogwhistle for “Jews”, an updated version of “Rootless Cosmopolitans”.

    • Mavenmaven

      Antisemitic code words from the USSR. Cosmopolitan globalists are those whose loyalties are to something above the national state. So, Jews (and Catholics) would have “allegiances” beyond the state, as opposed to the Real 100% Americans.

  • Bill D. Burger

    As tenuous as it is, the gauze-like barrier between us and complete chaos and insanity (I know, seems like there is none.) may soon be gone.

    https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/917721985114927104

    • Villago Delenda Est

      We are wandering into VERY dangerous waters here. Kelly is the firewall in the White House to stop idiotic orders from being issued.

      What will happen is that Mattis and the Joint Chiefs will be put in a position (to some extent they already have been) that they will have to accept or dismiss idiotic orders from Prezident Poopypants.

      This is tantamount to a coup d’etat. All to save the world from a very preventable nuclear war.

      • PersianOregano

        It is my fondest hope that Tillerson, Mattis et al. actually have drafted a copy of whatever the 25th amendment requires for a temporary removal of Trump should nuclear war seem imminent. Though I wonder how hard it would be to garner the necessary signatures from enough Cabinet members on short notice.

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      Chief of Staff to Donald Trump. The toughest job you’ll ever love loathe.

    • Looks like voting for Cthulhu was the lesser evil. What the ftghn?

      • BreakingDeadMen

        Trump can’t even do Chaos with elan

  • jesuswasablack

    Host Brian Kilmeade teed it up nicely, saying, “What a demeaning tweet”

    “Well it is, and world leaders see that,” Conway responded”

    I’m glad to see that Smellyanne has finally come to her senses regarding her bosses tweets!
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DJ7Lod9WAAArC5J.jpg

    • Oblios_Cap

      That’s some World-Class stupidity, there.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Donald sees “World-Class stupidity” as yoogely great.

        • bupkus231

          Hey, it’s “World-Class”! What more could you want?

  • Maybe Trump meant to call Corker ‘Liddell’, like Alice. This would make Trump the Mad Hatter, apologies to the late, great Tom Petty.

  • bupkus231

    “Liddle’ Bob Corker”

    Someone here posted earlier that when Corker was being considered for Rump’s VP or SoS, Rump vetoed him because he was “too short” ( Corker is reportedly 5′ 7″ ).

    WTF is wrong with this asshole that someone’s height means anything at all? Did Rump think he was putting together a basketball team to challenge the Globetrotters ( I was gonna say the NBA, but Spud Webb was only 5′ 7″ ( and he won the 1986 NBA slam dunk contest ) – and Muggsy Bogues even shorter )?

    • Bill D. Burger

      I would say that Corker dodged a bullet there. And by all credible accounts Trump wanted Corker in the running for SoS and was furious when Corker announced he wasn’t interested.

    • laughingnome

      It’s that dominance thing Trump has. He wants a Sec. State that towers over and bullies other diplomats.

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        But still isn’t as tall as him.

      • Moar Wordz

        Hold still while I dominate with illegal monies

    • KBadger

      I guess little Jeffy Beauregard Sessions got a waiver on the height thing.

    • Arolpin

      Muggsy was 5′ 3″, but Spud could dunk. Spud first dunked when he was 5′ 3″, by the time he was in junior college he was 5′ 5″ and could dunk with authority. Sports Illustrated had a little 1 or 2 paragraph bit about him after Midland College won the Junior College National Championship Then he finished at NC State and went to the NBA where he won ’86 Slam Dunk Contest. I was a big Spud Webb fan since he was at Midland College.

    • At least he doesn’t have an ass the size of a small island.

      Oh I’m sorry! Was that my outside voice?

  • Oblios_Cap

    He was firing gin from all his pores

    Now that’s a visual!

  • Ricky Gay

    “firing gin from all pores” – LOVE!

    • (((Alt-Sedagive)))

      Agreed: lovely turn of phrase.

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    Wait, didn’t Corker also have his aides record the interview as well?

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      Yup. I’m sure he’s perfectly comfortable with everything he said, too.

  • WotsAllThisThen

    The problem with this whole “adult day care” model of governing is that the monster child has the power to send all the adults into the cornfield.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Billy Mumy is laughing his ass off right now.

      • Old Man Yells at Cloud

        That’s because the movie he took his Roly-poly fish head to was a comedy.

    • bullet2

      10 upvotes for twilight zone reference—brilliant.

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      Or like Prince Joffrey, who’d listen for about 5 seconds before getting bored and going off to kill something defenseless.

      • And brought done by an old woman.

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      Didn’t Twilight Zone once do an episode on this administration?… something about a kid everybody had to be nice to?…

      • LifelongLurker

        Has no friends: check. Watches a lot of TV: check. Cartoonish vision of the world: check. Destroys everything in the end: …?

        • Maggielle

          First, the cornfield.

      • Bright Bart

        ya. i saw that. the kid was omnipotent. if he didnt like you he made you into a doll?

        • Maggielle

          Jack in the box. I had nightmares. Jack in the box = clown for me.

          • Morrigan in Oregon

            ackkk PTSD trigger!! It was the one where the ventriloquist was revealed to be a small man operating the dummy of a tall handsome man to whom our heroine was romantically attracted.
            As you see, I am still affected by it, all these years ago.

  • The Librarian

    Mr. Bannon, you raging idiot! I don’t remember the GOP being nice to Prez Obama. None of them were being told or forced to resign. And really, KaC(a)? World leaders see Trump tweeting baby tantrums every day. Nobody has shot himself in the bone spurs more than Trump.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      When they whine about “Political Correctness” it’s all projection of their own rigid authoritarian world view.

  • Mavenmaven

    With Trump using physical attributes as pejoratives again, we can all agree that he was lying when he denied making fun of the reporter with the disability.

    • cmd resistor

      For someone who is obsessed about how other people look, he shouldn’t be, considering how he looks.

  • Daniel

    Remind me, Kellyanne- what was your husband doing in the nineties and what was your boss doing for the eight years of the Obama administration? Were either of them saying terrible things about the President?

    • jodyleek

      Hypocrisy – Republicans’ favorite fragrance.

      • HipHopCracy is their favorite dance music.

    • Edith Prickly

      Doesn’t count, because blowjobs and black guy.

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    “…had any honor or decency…” Republicans? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH!

  • theblackdog

    It’s nice and all that people are liking Corker for smack talking the orange one, but he’s still a racist ad running piece of garbage.

    • YoBunnyBunny

      All these suddenly aggrieved Republicans got me like…

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c7a114338d0948910cb694af3593b6575ffc38978cdc8a35a97b0e2f7c981331.gif

      Bare minimum but this shit would have been appreciated BEFORE Trump managed to wriggle his dirty ass into the White House (or even the GOP presidential nomination slot).

    • Mystery_Poster

      The enemy of my enemy is my friend…

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        The enemy of my enemy is someone who I would currently sit next to at a party.

    • Hemp Dogbane

      Special! I would pee on him if he were on fire. One week only!

  • Bill D. Burger
  • Bill D. Burger
    • Beanz&Berryz

      But what is that really?!

      • Maggielle

        I need to know.

      • C4TWOMAN

        Got kicked in the nads and its a super cooling thing to stop inflammation?
        IDK

    • Moar Wordz

      I can’t unsee that. Did he have an astro-turf burn ? It must’ve been pretty bad to get hosed down by the medic w/ spray gun of – something like Solarcaine.

  • Nockular cavity

    “the globalist clique.” C’mon, Bannon, you’re this close to saying “Zionist-occupied government” on the TV. Might as well let your swastika fly free at this point.

    • BreakingDeadMen

      Breitbart, Breitbart Uber Alles

      • aureolaborealis

        Sounds like a great time for the Dead Kennedys!

        https://youtu.be/eIqESwzCGg4

        • BreakingDeadMen

          NAZI PUNKS FUCK OFF was my soundtrack for Charlottesville

    • C4TWOMAN

      I caught that. Is this really the time to indulge in Nazi dogwhistles?

      • Roadstergal

        For Bannon, it’s always time to indulge in Nazi dogwhistles.

    • Terpsichord

      In a just world, Bannon would already have his head on a pike.

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        Ramen.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    …in ways that no president should be talked about.

    Reminds me, has he handed over his long-form birth certificate yet?

    • Weird Fishes

      Didn’t you get them? They were stapled to his tax returns.

      • Latverian Diplomat

        Must be in my inbox, under his medical records.

  • BreakingDeadMen

    The more you cry, the less we care

  • Lyly Sirivong

    “If Donald Trump had any honor or decency, he should resign immediately”

    FIFY.

    • Roadstergal

      If Donald Trump had any honor or decency, he wouldn’t be Donald Trump.

      • HooverVilles

        Ding ding ding

  • An Outhouse for the résistance

    How does anyone try to defend Two Scoops’ actions with a straight face? He tweets out menacing lies and utter bullshit and no one is allowed to question it? What is wrong with these people?

    • Duke

      They want to be him.

  • azeyote

    all that’s left is for someone to stick a “kick me” sign on trumps back –

    • WotsAllThisThen

      There’s room back there for many signs.

  • Edith Prickly

    Sort of related – Charlie Pierce drops some sick burns on Gollum-faced rage-goblin Stephen Miller

    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      You silver-tongued devil, Charlie, “Gollum-faced rage goblin Stephen Miller.” That’s a phrase of pure (accurate) beauty.

  • A perfect illustration of the difference between the rest of the GOP (who twiddle their thumbs and stare at their shoes) and Corker.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ade3a04bb47436ac23cf0ef6d56795a225529c68da51587602a94c266e47c9f2.jpg
    (Not that Corker isn’t an asshole still)

  • Edith Prickly

    More Charlie Pierce – NO SOUP FOR CORKER just because he’s finding “principles” now…

    • Zyxomma

      That was beautiful.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      completely agree- other than call out the boy king for being the WATB that he is, Corker hasn’t done jack shit to make this country better- he’s no different than the rest of those useless fuckwits

  • Rebel Scum with permit

    Maybe this is slightly off topic, but the Trump voters I’m still speaking with say they voted for him because “he’s not politically correct” and he “tells it like it is”. I don’t see how this has made America any better.

  • Roadstergal

    “Besides how he’s baby-tweeting about Corker and hasn’t said word fucking one about how there are Americans dying in the California wildfires?”

    I live right across the bay from the wildfires. Every day I am breathing in fragments of people’s lives – homes, photographs, clothing, all ash. Obama or Clinton would be here, making a statement, making sure people are cared for – after coming back from Puerto Rico, of course, and dealing with the greater devastation there.

    Fuck that petty orange-headed narcissistic shitwit.

    • Meccalopolis

      Ugh.. That’s horrible. Sorry, man

    • Zyxomma

      My cousin let us know his wife and daughters got out of there just in time. They live in Berkeley. I’m sorry you’re breathing all that horror.

    • I live right across the bay from the wildfires.

      The Santa Rosa Bay?

      NoCal sure has changed since I was there!

      • Maggielle

        Smokewise, Roadstergal is getting some of the heaviest shit outside of the immediate fire zone.

        • Roadstergal

          I consider the Golden Gate to be part of the Bay. :p I’m on the SF side.

          This was sunrise on my run to work yesterday. (Yes, I’m a hippie, I run or bike to work if I’m not on the scooter.)

          https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b69775d07a562adf8ae8f89c46cf1306be8c34c51b2ff9393840e6fb7f2d2326.jpg

          • Morrigan in Oregon

            I see your hair is burnin’
            Hills are filled with fire
            If they say I never loved you
            You know they are a liar
            Drivin’ down your freeways
            Midnite alleys roam . . .

            J. Morrison

        • Yeah I live near forests and we had a fire 60 miles away blow smoke our way. Smelled like a campfire outside. Closed my windows that night. Ugh.

    • TundraGrifter

      The air is thick with smoke and it smells like the inside of a Webber bbq. It’s just terrible what happened to those poor folks across the Bay. I’m sure they can count on as much Federal aid as the forgotten citizens of PR or the USVI. The good news this is California.

  • Gigglesnort

    A Trump surrogate dissing a Trump critic for “irresponsible tweets” is really kind of an amazing thing .. how that was made to come out with a straight face I don’t know.

    • Yellerduck

      The Botox helps. And the sociopathy.

    • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

      You really can’t call Bannon’s face “straight” can you?

      “It’s smooth like the moon, with a little extra herpes”

    • HooverVilles

      Sigh!

  • Paperless Tiger

    You can’t spell oxymoron without moron.

    • TundraGrifter

      The oxymoron will always be Boss “I wasn’t wrong; I was misinformed” BlunderRush.

  • Notreelyhelping

    Do you take a deep breath before opening the Internet each morning, afraid to see what the Asshole in Chief has done overnight? Has he nuked Namibia? Has he taunted a Senator by insisting nobody has lunch with him because he’s stinky? Has he imprisoned Girl Scouts for shorting him a cookie?

    Do you feel transitory moments or overwhelming fear or crimson rage or depression so deep it hurts to even shift the blankets around?

    You’re not alone:

    https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-enormous-emotional-toll-of-trumpism

    • Zyxomma

      Thanks. Shared.

    • clairence

      tl,dr. but it’s good to know it’s not just a few of us on the left.

    • Every day is a new game of Russian-aided roulette

      Why Trump no play Video Poker???!?!?

  • Blackest Noobs

    i dunno what y’all complaining about President Twitter not tweeting about Cali burning fires..in his mind, they don’t matter because they didn’t vote for him, so you know, very presidential of him….he is SOOOOOOOO honoring the office.

    • Maggielle

      Yeah, to the extent he’s thought about it at all, he’s probably feeling schadenfreude. Meanwhile, has he said anything at all yet about the troops killed in Niger? I should google it. I have been mostly focusing on fire news.

      • Red Bird

        Do you really want him on TV mispronouncing the name of that country?

        • Maggielle

          Not really. But he could say “sorry about our dead guys in Africa”.

          • Red Bird

            I see your point.

  • Jim QuinnX
  • President Trump says New York Times tricked Bob Corker into recorded interview

    You know who else was tripped up by MAGNETIC recording tape?
    https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6ZsYo47itL14tfdC/giphy.gif

  • calliecallie

    Corker? I hardly know her!

  • BMW

    I can’t wait for this to happen:

    *footage of Obama playing golf plays*

    Kellyanne: President Obama was wasting time playing golf while the counteies problems remain unaddressed.

    *footage of Trump playing golf plays*

    Kellyanne: President Trump is working hard to fix America’s problems, and if he plays golf that is his business.

    *footage of Trump and Bill Clinton playing golf together plays*

    Kellyanne: I cannot…does not compute…ERROR ERROR…golf game…running benghazi.exe…will not load…error.

    *shorts out like a computer out-smarted by Capt. Kirk*

  • Red Bird

    OT, I have gas and I’m at the office. What to do?

    • Maggielle

      Is there anyone at the office that you hate?

      • Red Bird

        Not really. But holding it in has created a very uncomfortable pressure on my bladder.

        • JustDon’tSayKneel(OrNeil)

          “Holding it in”? Is that a thing people do?

          • Red Bird

            It is if you were raised properly. Releasing gas is a controlled action not spontaneous.

          • Teto85

            Yah, but today was Taco Tuesday at lunch and around the corner and down the block is the best taco truck in San Francisco. I wish HRC had won, that way we’d have taco truck on every corner and not have to walk down the hill to one. It’s the walking back up that’s a pita.

    • YayConspiracy

      Let it go! Let it go! Let it go!

    • DainBramage

      Take a ride in the elevator.

      • Red Bird

        Just did that! Went to the basement.

    • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

      Go into your boss’ office and complain about all the pressure you’re under, here at the orofice. When he says “Wait…did you say orofice?” then you let the farts all out, and say “Thank you sir! That did it! You always have the best solutions.”

    • Jimh

      Fart walk for the win. Crop dust the accounting department. Unless you work in the accounting department.

      • Red Bird

        I did a run on the elevator and let loose on the basement. I think I’m good for the rest of the day.
        Just as a public service to the Wonkette, limit how much sugar free soda you drink. The sugar substitute makes you gassy.

        • JustDon’tSayKneel(OrNeil)

          And also fools your liver into doing the same stuff it does when there’s lots of sugar.

          • Red Bird

            Better living through science. /s

        • Mildred Broxon

          And That’s Not All. Enough said.

  • YayConspiracy

    Kellyann Conway, Steve Bannon: the goon squad has come to town.

    • TundraGrifter

      Insane Klown Posse 2.0.

      • capnkrunch

        Kinsane Klown Kposse (the first and third K’s are silent).

      • SeeTrain65

        To work for an Inside Klown Presidency.

  • TundraGrifter

    Four brave Green Berets were killed in the line of duty in Africa. President Trump is busy Tweeting about NFL players and a senator in his own party.

    • Maybe

      And ordering Pence to waste about a quarter of a million dollars of taxpayers money so he could fake indignation and walk out of an NFL game.

      Though that was ironic. Here Pence is all outraged when NFL player go down on their knees, but Pence flies home and does the same thing for Trump.

      • Cat Cafe

        For Putin, probably. Trump doesn’t have the brains to think that whole thing up.

        • Maybe

          I think that’s exactly the amount of brains Trump has, though brains may not be the right term. He has a real skill for inventing and exaggerating any subject at all in a way that riles up his base and divides the country.

          That seems to be his only skill.

          I bet Putin is enjoying it, though. He wants divisiveness in Western nations.

          (Also, he doesn’t need Pence on his knees when he has Trump there.)

        • HooverVilles

          Trump is lucky if he has two firing neurons in his brain.

  • SayItWithWookies

    “The globalist clique?” Geeze, Nazi terminology is getting even more ridiculous as it evolves. It’s like the Cultural Revolution meets Starship Troopers or some shit. Plus there has to be some special irony award for getting your xenophobia from Germany.

    • JustDon’tSayKneel(OrNeil)

      The Iron Cross-feed?

  • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

    Steve Bannon is right! If Bob Corker suddenly came down with a case of “honor and decency” he might just spread it to others in the GOP!

    Get out of there with those disgusting positive attributes, Bob, before you infect any others! We can’t afford to lose another heartless shitmonster to honor or decency, let alone just a mild case of conscience going around!

  • Electric Ukulele Land

    I’m a bit miffed that you told me to watch Bannon. Could not make it through the clip. Pulling out the whole “time of war” tired trope would be disconcerting if it weren’t so disingenuous. I long for the day when the indictments come down. I’m sure we’ll hear nothing but squealing about the “deep state” and the like, but at least we’ll be tangibly closer to the end of this pathetic chapter of our history.

    • Cat Cafe

      Probably some squealing about “following orders,” since all their other shit is straight out of the Goebbels playbook anyway

  • SnowBomber

    I hate these people so much. I didn’t realize it was possible to hate this many people I don’t know, so much, but I do. Ugh.

    • Rocket Pony Ron

      They do make it awfully easy to hate them, don ‘t they?

  • Swampay

    It’s in the Constitution, eejits!! Only the President is allowed to talk shit about other elected officials. Get a brian, morans

  • Maybe

    Nowadays the first commandment of the GOPers is hypocrisy. Corker’s tweets are not only true, they’re not nearly as childish, bullying, insulting and rude as those Tweet has been farting out for a couple of years now.

  • President in Exile Firefly

    Who you calling Liddle’?

  • Manhattan123

    KellyAnne Conway: “…their cover to speak about a president of the United States, the president of the United States, in ways that no president should be talked about.”

    Seriously? After the way these fucknozzles spoke about President Obama for eight years?

    Did she actually have a straight face when she said it? (Granted, how could you tell?)

  • Deborah Ujevich

    Huh. I’m assuming that telling a president that you’ll do everything in your power to make sure he’s a one term president, and that you’ll obstruct any of his efforts at meaningful legislation, that’s cool? Also, relentless haranguing of a president about his birth certificate, I guess that’s good, too. Heck, good thing no white supremacists showed up outside the White House to arrest a president & try him for treason…oh yeah, that happened. But no, no one should be a meany face to Trump.

    • David Hollenshead

      Our Führer Trump’s Birther Bull$hit:
      “Kenyan, Marxist, Muslim” == The N Word.

      But no one can insult Führer Trump, or he will have a Twitter Fit, and then some of his Brownshirts will harass and threaten violence over the perceived insult…..

    • HooverVilles

      -SACTLY!

  • The Wanderer

    I daily thank every deity in my rolodex that we don’t have lese majeste laws in this country.

    Yet, of course.

  • capnkrunch

    Maybe he’s worried Ted Cruz’s dad will assassinate him or something if he does, haw haw, that joke will never not be funny.

    Ted “The Zodiac Killer” Cruz could do it himself. Another timeless joke.

  • CATMAN

    Steve Bannon talking about decency is like Harvey Weinstein talking about respect for women–both a big fucking non sequiter

  • Last Hussar

    Sad thing is there are enough people out there who will buy this. Its all entrenched interests and deep state, thats why they hate trump.

  • Last Hussar

    A dukedom is lead by a duke.
    A kingdom is lead by a king.
    Trump leads a country…

    • Lefty Wright

      A condom?

    • whitroth

      Isn’t that

      A train stops at a train station
      A bus stops at a bus station
      Workstation… or (as a writer I know refers to him) the Orange Shitgibbon’s desk….

      • Last Hussar

        Donny wouldn’t recognise work if it bit him on the bollocks.

  • whitroth

    Whatever happened to the case with the DC Bar, about Conway, and whether she should be disbarred?

    And we *know* Bannon wants to be the Real Goebbals….

  • Bitter Scribe

    Did these people live in a cocoon from 2008 to 2016? Did they not hear the outrageous shit their side was saying every single week about Obama? Did they not hear that South Carolina pustule yell at him that he was a liar during a congressional address?

    If there’s anything I hate worse than a shitbag who plays dirty, it’s a shitbag who plays dirty and then whines.

    • TakingAmes

      It’s simple. They’re not following the unwritten-but-set-in-stone rule of IT’S OKAY IF A REPUBLICAN DOES IT.

      • David Hollenshead

        Like their closeted gay sex ???

    • Rasilom

      Every single day. FIFY

      • Moar Wordz

        Not sure how I missed this, but what does ” Fify, ” signify ? First 50 days of President’s office, or the Vaseline and Saran wrap fake vagina used in Prison ?

        • Rasilom

          It means fixed it for you. They said shit about her every single day. Was not inteneded as an insult. More snark. But they did talk shit abour her every day. not just once or twice a week. No worries Moar Wordz. You be one of the awsome peeps! Love ya friend!

        • Moar Wordz

          Awww. Thanks Rasilom 😊

  • 3FingerPete

    A competent president would have used “widdle”.

    • laineypc

      Can’t even manage a good insult.

    • LesSavvy

      I also would have accepted “lil’.”

    • SeeTrain65

      And still come away looking like the child.

  • 3FingerPete

    Dear Kellyann –

    If there is a scheduling conflict victims of a mass shooting come before honoring a quarterback; particularly if accommodating both will cost taxpayers an extra $100K. Stay an extra night in Las Vegas or Los Angeles. Were the Pences really going to fly all the way back to DC and then fly to LA the next day had the Colts game not been on the schedule? Some pigs can’t be painted, Kellyanne.

    Regards,
    Biggles

  • Sakonyachen

    “And so fucked was the Trump Administration, that the common Wonketteer could side with the like of Bob Corker in the face of a common enema. What? I meant enema!”

    ~Samuel Clemens

  • laineypc

    You’re goddamn right I don’t accept the election results. I disparage the election results with every terrible word I can think of, and then borrow and plagiarize with those I can’t. If the election results were a physical entity I would vomit and shit upon them simulta neously and in a projectile manner. Even without Russian help, his supporters would still have voted for him. Because this country is in the shitter. I truly fear for my kids’ futures.

    • Toledo Window Box

      Even with Russia stealing secrets from his opponent, and Comey swaying at least 5 points, Trump STILL lost by 3 million votes.

  • Celtic_Gnome

    If it weren’t for being bankrolled by the Mercers, I’d be willing to believe that Bannon’s a Democratic plant designed to destroy the Republican party from the inside.

  • Molon Labe

    Is Bob Corker still under FBI investigation?

  • psychobroad

    “Gin soaked” adds just the touch of debauchery that so defines Bannon.

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