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Good Monday morning, Wonketariat! Did somebody ruin your sportsball? Here’s some of the things we may be talking about today.

Over the weekend sportballers decided to get down on their knees in support of all the not-white people who routinely have their constitutional rights violated, and Trump called them sons of bitches because he’s a fat, unclassy fuck from Queens.

Shit is bad in Puerto Rico, y’all, and it’s only getting worse as people ignore all the suffering.

Not America is coming to aid all the Messicans struggling to find survivors, but people are still worried about aftershocks and unstable buildings.

Just to set the record straight, Steve Mnuchin went on teevee to let people know that he has thoughts about wasting shitloads of taxpayer money, and all the angry black sportsballers. Make sure your coffee cup is empty before reading this one. [‘Script]

Lindsey Graham and Bill Cassidy are rejiggering their zombie TrumpCare bill in an effort to drag Alaska, Arizona, and Kentucky to the table.

Trump will kick his plan for tax cuts for the super-rich into gear this week at a rally in Indiana, where those tax cuts will benefit tens of their citizens!

The Trumped-up trickle-down tax cuts will shrink tax brackets to three from seven, lower the corporate rates, and kill off state and local tax deductions, that way the rubble of small-town America will shine before it’s stripped and sold for scrap.

Trump indefinitely expanded his Muslim ban travel restrictions on Muslim majority countries to include more Not American freedom haters; now you can’t call it aMuslim ban.

Even after being called out, Tom Price was STILL flying over ‘Murica in fancy jets this past week — but now that he’s being investigated he’ll suffer in First Class with the peasants.

Pilots with close ties to terrorists are still flying the friendly skies despite multiple warnings from the FAA as far back as 2009. Happy trails to you! [Archive]

People are wondering if Prince Kushner pulled a Hill-ghazi when he started using a private email address to conduct government business. LOCK HIM UP!

Democrats are planning on making life a hell of a lot harder for Trump and Republicans by dumping millions into Nowhere, America’s elections for attorneys general.

Congressional staffers on both sides of the aisle are cashing in on their government access by buying and selling stocks that rise and fall with the legislation passing through their committees. The paper chase is real, ya’ll.

Someone inside Florida Governor Rick Scott’s office deleted voicemails from staff members attempting to report their concern for residents at a nursing home where 11 people died in the fallout of Hurricane Irma. There’s no joke here.

A New Orleans mayoral candidate is standing at attention after being accused of rubbing one out in the back of an Uber while on a Californication vacay.

The leader of the free world, German Chancellor Angela Merkel, has won a fourth term, despite the creep of ethno-nationalists.

Britain’s foppish former Prime Minister Tony Blair thinks all the Berniecrats are worse than Donald Trump for their flat-out opposition — unlike the Republicans who refused to work with The Black Guy, that was probably different.

Iraqi Kurds are hoping to gain their independence in a referendum being held today despite opposition from the the rest of the world that has been fucking over the Kurds for over a century.

Before Zuckerberg was bullshitting us about making Facebook great again, B. Barry Bamz had to set his ass straight.

Marching through the streets with bandanas and signs might be in vogue, but protesting has been become illegal in some states because it hurts the feefees of normal, Crom-fearing assholes.

Dame Peggington ponders whether or not Trump’s “bluntness” shall catalyze world peace amongst the unwashed, uncivilized savages and commoners. [Archive]

John McCain says Trump never bothered to apologize for calling him a loser-ass failure for being shot down and imprisoned for FIVE AND A HALF YEARS in Vietnam.

Dan Harmon hates his fans because they keep being misogynist shitheads who think it’s OK to troll the women who write for their favorite show.

And here’s your late night wrap-up! Stephen Colbert thinks the DPRK should stop stealing his thunderJimmy Kimmel unnecessarily censored some peopleSeth Meyers took A Closer Look at Sean Spicer lying about lyingChelsea Handler had some very lovely talky time with Randy “Iron Stache” Bryce, Bill Maher talked about Trump’s long con on flyover countryJohn Oliver explains why “MERGER MONDAY” should be making you shit bricks in terror.

And here’s your morning Nice Time! Baby Cougar!

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  • Nounverb911
  • Nounverb911
  • Nounverb911
    • MrTusks

      Why the shit would any business venture still call itself “Titanic”?

      • Erala Contratista

        Makes sense when linked with trunmph.

      • miss_grundy

        Because it wants to go down in a big way?

  • Cousin Itt un Mondialiste

    Was the New Orleans mayoral candidate also wearing beads and flashed his man boobs? I hear that’s the thing down there.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Uhh Huhh! Fuck you Dotard Trump.

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DKkn6mpVYAA8oT2.jpg

  • Nounverb911
    • The Wanderer

      “Therefore I, Gregory, Pontifex maximus, anathematize Henry, styled King of the Romans and Emperor of the Germans, for his manifold blasphemies . . . “

    • bupkus231

      Rump IS our “national anathem”…

    • Candy Matson Y-28209

      Oh I’d love to hear him try to say that word. I’m sure it would sound very natural.

    • miss_grundy

      Okay! Now use it in a sentence:

      I anathematize Dotard!

  • BadKitty904
    • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

      All good points!

  • Oblios_Cap

    When will the dottering old fool in the WH say anything about those poor Americans down in Puerto Rico?

    • Weird Fishes

      “Who?”

  • Bill D. Burger

    Trump supporters respecting the flag.

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DKkmPTPVAAAz5n4.jpg

    • Oblios_Cap

      In all fairness, the on that looks like an “X” is the only one they really recognize.

      • Bill D. Burger

        Most hypocritical and ironic thing imaginable is when these Trumpanzees wave the Confederate flag and shout “USA” “USA” “USA” “USA”

        • YoBunnyBunny

          “C-S-A” fits just as nicely in their chant…

      • Candy Matson Y-28209

        Because they sign their name with an X

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      that pretty much tells me all I need to know about NASCAR

    • Candy Matson Y-28209

      Is this recent? I mean, are they still waving so loud and proud after Charlottesville? It’s gross no matter when, but it’s so much worse if people suddenly discovered their love of “heritage” after Charlottesville.

      • miss_grundy

        Oh, I am sure there are still people out there who have discovered their love of “heritage” after Cville. They are too damned stupid and unaware.

      • SeeTrain65

        “Is this recent?”

        THIS IS EVERY WEEK IN NASCAR.

        • Candy Matson Y-28209

          Ugh…I’m getting the impression that maybe the treason-tailgate is half the draw?

          • SeeTrain65

            Come for the crashes, stay for the Klan rallies.

          • Candy Matson Y-28209

            And hearing damage?

  • His lack of response to the Puerto Rico disaster should get him removed from office

    • Cousin Itt un Mondialiste

      Heckuva job, Donnie.

    • Shalimar

      One wonders if anyone on his staff will ever tell Trump that Puerto Rico is part of the United States. At least he didn’t put it on the immigration ban list.

      • miss_grundy

        But he was probably thinking about it…

    • Parakeetist

      We have to send the Navy. People are going to die.

      • Weird Fishes

        People are already dying. We also need to send the Corps of Engineers.

    • cmd resistor

      Odd, before Maria showed up to Puerto Rico, I had read that Trump had planned to visit PR at invitation of the governor. This was back when he was getting favorable press from his hurricane events and based on the damage from Irma, which, while definitely bad, was not as severe as what Maria did. Haven’t heard anything else about it. Actually, whether or not he shows up is not the question, but what support gets sent. I did see on TV this morning that the FEMA head was going there, and to the Virgin Islands.

      • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

        Theys illegals there.

  • Bill D. Burger
  • Nounverb911
    • Oblios_Cap

      Well, she really is the elected President.

      • Parakeetist

        AMEN

    • (((Alt-Sedagive)))

      No screaming. No screaming. YOU’RE SCREAMING!!!

    • BadKitty904

      And, for the time being, at least, American taxpayers and voters.

    • miss_grundy

      The Republicans would be trying hard to impeach her but she would be doing her job–even for the people who hated her.

  • Bill D. Burger
    • Oblios_Cap

      They seem nice.

  • Shalimar

    To point out the obvious, Price was flying in private planes for the same reason De Vos and Pruitt have massive security details: so no one among the vast majority of Americans who hate his guts will get the chance to talk to him.

  • Maclare 🌋
  • Nounverb911
    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Even Tom Brady is smart enough to realize that saying otherwise might just be an invitation for his offensive line to let him get crushed every time be drops back to pass.

      • Robbertjan Brandenburg

        That would be funny to see.

    • YoBunnyBunny

      That’s nice. But Tom Brady can still go fuck himself just cuz.

  • Bill D. Burger
    • Oblios_Cap

      Try picking fruit instead.

      • Weird Fishes

        Physically unqualified due to an inability to remain upright for more than a few minutes.

        • Marion in Savannah

          Well, then he can crawl on his hands and knees and pick strawberries.

    • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

      Axel Rose is looking ruff!

  • geoffalnutt

    Gad! On top of everything else – can you imagine if Trump was a racist, too?? s/

  • Nounverb911
  • Bill D. Burger
  • Left Coast Tom

    From the Jezebel link on the Californicating New Orleans mayoral candidate:

    Scurlock will be arraigned in Los Angeles Criminal Court on October 16,
    two days after the city’s primaries. If found guilty, he will be
    required to register as a sex offender in California.

    I thought New Orleans had plenty of its own opportunities for residents to get such convictions.

    • Oblios_Cap

      registered as a sex offender for spanking his monkey? That seems rather harsh.

    • mancityRed6

      and you get some cheap plastic necklaces for it, too

    • BadKitty904

      It does. PLENTY.

    • MrTusks

      I thought being a convicted pervert was a requirement for elected office in New Orleans?

      • Skeptical_thinker

        “I’ll win this election unless they find a dead girl or live boy in my bed”.

        Some LA pol.

    • miss_grundy

      Bourbon St. on almost any night of the week????

  • Oblios_Cap

    Dame Peggington ponders whether or not Trump’s “bluntness” shall catalyze world peace amongst the unwashed, uncivilized savages and commoners.

    I’m thinking “not”, even if Donnie is shouldering the White Man’s Burden by being an asshole to everybody else.

  • Bill D. Burger

    3.5 million American citizens in dire need of help, and Dotard Tweetler is obsessed with athletes kneeling during a game.

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DKkbuWmXkAYbcg-.jpg

  • (((Alt-Sedagive)))

    This week is going to be unbearable.

    Just like last week, but with more people in wheelchairs in DC begging their representatives not to kill them.

  • Nounverb911
    • Anna in PDX

      Ms Otis regrets that she’s unable to lunch today.
      It would be funny if he was dragged out of a state meal by the marshals.

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    Predisent Trump just got back from a fact finding mission in Puerto Rico. He came back empty handed because, of course, he wouldn’t recognize a fact if it bit him in his fat ass.

    • BadKitty904

      Emergency shipments of MAGA caps are en route…

  • Nounverb911
    • therblig

      the shit in his shorts that’s congealing

      • SeeTrain65

        New elections he’s planning on stealing

  • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

    Trump indefinitely expanded his Muslim ban travel restrictions on Muslim majority countries

    So we are not going to find out what the hell is going on?

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    Trump is going MRA with the travel bans. He’s banning Chad(s).

    • Nounverb911

      But not Jeremy?

      • The Wanderer

        I hear he’s also on the fence about banning Skip and Tad, as well.

    • therblig

      this is good news for betas

    • PubOption

      Leaving him hanging, indeed.

      • Marion in Savannah

        Iswydt…

  • Edith Prickly

    OT for Dok: Son of Prickly scored some free MLP merch yesterday

  • Bill D. Burger

    Dear Puerto Rico:

    I’ll keep tweeting against Americans & trying to Start a WAR with N. Korea while you try to find food, water & shelter.
    DJT, your Dotard n’ Thief

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DKkq0vXUQAATGS8.jpg

    • Candy Matson Y-28209

      Omg that’s the first I’ve seen of that damage…damn

  • Mpeg

    Ooooh, I’m liking this “archive” screen-shot mechanism for linking us to otherwise-unavailable scribblings. Good move wonknet! After all, Dameth Peggingtonshire should’nt bee subscriber-access only now that shes’ Princess of the Pulitzer for mercy’s sakes~

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  • Asterix

    Puerto Rico is a total disaster area; Republicans are on week 30-something of trying to kill us slowly with their “healthcare plans”; Kim and Trump are still in a pissing contest that could lead to war… And what is everyone talking about? Trump’s hissy-fit with the NFL.

    What set him off? Prince Jared being caught with a private email server? Mueller’s tightening noose? Trump’s butt-hurt over the USFL? Who the fuck knows. But everyone else is paying the price.

    • cmd resistor

      I also think he saw what a reaction he got for his son of a bitch remarks in Alabama and decided to keep it going. Distract and also get publicity for his base.

      • House0fTheBlueLights

        I really think this is it. It’s all about the ratings.

    • Darlene Underdahl

      A narcissist/sociopath/whatever with dementia setting in.

    • Werewolf

      Meanwhile, Mueller is still quietly working.

      • therblig

        i feel bad he and his staff only get to watch nfl highlight reels, but after they save this country, i imagine they’ll get to attend some games in person.

        • Maggielle

          I want to bake muffins or cookies for him and his staff, and I never bake anything. I, like, want to fuss over them, and I don’t even have a maternal instinct. I want to bring in dogs for them to pet, for comfort. But I’d better go give money for Puerto Rico instead.

  • mancityRed6

    well, fuck

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      I was just thinking the same thing.

      • From Russia with Love

        x3

  • Augustus

    Yo it’s seriously way past time this racist motherfucker sends some help down to Puerto Rico, those are American citizens seriously seriously suffering

    God DAMN it I’m so sick of that fat fuck and his whole crew of kleptocratic scumsuckers

  • Skeptical_thinker
  • Latverian Diplomat

    ♩ ♫ ♪
    Stepped onto a field
    Because it was game day
    Got down on my knees
    And I began to pray
    If we could only dump Trump
    Things might turn out OK
    National Anthem Dreaming
    On such a Sportsball day
    ♩ ♫ ♪

  • mancityRed6

    they opened with this song in ’97, at the Outhouse, in Lawrence.
    it’s been a little over a year for me. thanks to all of you for being there
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45SKH345NO8

  • SnarkON

    Some respectful conservative stranger on Facebook stormed onto my page this weekend, insisted I RESPECT THE FLAG, and then respectfully called me “babe” and “lesbo.”

    • Lance Thrustwell

      Sounds like a real charmer. So you got to use the phancy Phacebook ‘block’ features? I think I did that once a long time ago.

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      I know we’re supposed to #engage but I got rid of all those assholes from my FB page.

      • SnarkON

        Oh, I #engaged him. Then I reported his post to Facebook as hate speech, and, surprise of all surprises, they actually decided it violated their terms of service and took it down.

        • Martini Ambassador 🍸

          That is a surprise. I’m constantly calling out assholes, and I get the polite brush-off from the FB police.

          • SnarkON

            It may have helped that this guy also managed to work in an insult of Mark Zuckerberg in the same post.

        • Ghenghis McCann

          OK, what hold do you have over Zuckerberg?

        • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

          Yay! I keep reporting fake accounts and blocking assholes. There are always more though.

        • SeeTrain65

          That last part really IS a surprise.

      • Candy Matson Y-28209

        I just got rid of FB altogether

    • Caught Ya

      I am not shocked someone stormed onto your page, I am truly shocked people still have facebook pages.

      • SnarkON

        Sadly I get a lot of work that way. I am great at Facebook.

        • Maggielle

          Yeah, I get that. I’ve never Facebooked, and I know I’m missing opportunities, as well as adorable pix of babies and news about young people I know going to college or graduating, and even the dogs I know who have their own Facebook pages. But I don’t have kids and I don’t need it for income, so I continue to avoid it.

          But congrats on winning that squirmish!

  • Latverian Diplomat

    Do you think if someone told Trump that Puerto Rico means “rich port” he might get his fat ass down there?

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      Trump would think “rich port” refers to a wine. He don’t drink wine. Just whines.

      • From Russia with Love

        Wine fucks up his cocaine buzz.

        • Candy Matson Y-28209

          SNIFF

  • Nounverb911

    F&F just featured Jerry Rivers in PR… So far donnies only tweeted a picture of Pat Tillman.

    https://twitter.com/foxandfriends/status/912304560882032640

    • Stulexington

      once again it’s Geraldo Rivera who’s the voice of reason at Fox. Geraldo fucking Rivera, let that sink in.

      • mancityRed6

        *facepalm*

      • Jeffery Campbell

        It’s over. It’s all over. Please turn our the lights when you leave – should they still be on, that is.

      • Finnibar87

        He is PR, though.

        That’s why.

      • miss_grundy

        Ese comemierda?

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Is there some “Columbus Buried Treasure!!” tie-in on the island that he’s really after?

  • Persistent Tennessee Rain

    Remember when we all thought George W. Bush’s response to Katrina was awful and terrible and horrible and how it cost him a huge drop in his approval ratings? Ah, good times, people. Good times.

    • From Russia with Love

      Bush’s approval rating still had some room to drop.

  • Nounverb911
    • From Russia with Love

      An Aussie would be running across their backs…

      • stumpknocker

        from the smile on his face, he were’nt hearding.

      • Arolpin

        An Aussie would have already formed the sheep into lines, would have them marching in step,and would have brought you another pair of shoes in case you get sheep-shit on the pair you’re wearing. My poodle would be hiding among the sheep thinking if she just bounced a little more, the sheep would want to play chase!

        • HellhathnofuryDemme

          When I was in Australia, I told them that Aussie-Doodles were popular in California.
          Without exception, they thought that was hilarious!
          Lots of smarts, (maybe a little neurotic?) for one dog.

    • TheGrandWazoo2

      Wake up sheeple!

    • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

      Lol!

    • Martini Ambassador 🍸

      Looks to me like he’s enjoying learning on the job, anyway.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Sucks to be ewe.

      • Marion in Savannah

        I should have thought of that — now I’m feeling sheepish.

    • Rags

      Not sure wether I have seen that picture before.

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      From the look of shear enjoyment on his face, he doesn’t give a flock.

      • SeeTrain65

        Not as wooly a situation as it appears.

        (Damn, I need to step up my game.)

        • BarbaraPBradbury

          Google is paying 97$ per hour,with weekly payouts.You can also avail this.
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  • Bub, the cynical zombie

    Trump’s absolutely reprehensible inaction on Puerto Rico should be an impeachable offense. The first duty of a president is to LEAD.

    https://twitter.com/Stonekettle/status/912309474676940800

    • Lord Jim

      Former Shrub Chief Ethics Lawyer (stop laughing!) has said that we don’t need to wait on Mueller – we have enough to impeach Trump right now.

      • Zyxomma

        We may have enough, but the Republicans in Senate and House put party before country. They want their shitty bills signed into law.

  • Michael Smith

    Trump again shows his dependence on wedge politics – the politics of division. While other presidents, notably Nixon, relied heavily on the tactic, Trump is uniquely dependent because his entire appeal is “I’ll fight the liberal scum on behalf of the Real Americans.”

    His intended for his comments this weekend to force more and more players to kneel during the anthem on Sunday, and to have the former athletes and coaches on the pre-game morning shows almost uniformly supporting the players’ right to do so. Now his supporters are convinced more than ever that ESPN and other sports broadcasts are liberal fake news too.

    And this issue is a perfect one. Because when you point out to Trumpists that the players knelt as a response to Trump’s bluster, not because they necessarily had any other problems with the US, they say “Its the national anthem, which is about our country and our troops, not about our President. I never knelt during the anthem when Obama was in office, and I hated him.”

    Yeah but Obama never came out on Twitter and said something like “All those Americans who are spending the national anthem thinking to themselves ‘land of the free, yeah right, maybe once that commie Muslim is out of the White House’ are betraying the founders with your thoughts. True Americans support the anthem with their whole hearts!!!”

    If he had, you might have felt compelled to do something defiant too.

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      “Its the national anthem, which is about our country and our troops, not about our President. I never knelt during the anthem when Obama was in office, and I hated him.”

      Of course they would say this, and they way be correct, in that very narrow sense. Because their patriotism is incincere, faux patriotism. It is all about symbols, and pageantry, and cheap sentiment dressed up in red, white and blue raiments. Of flag pins, “God, guns and country.” Of Fourth of July parades where all they can think about is the pile of BBQ and ice cold Bud Light waiting at home. Many of them react to things like this like they have been stung on the dick by a hornet because, deep down, they KNOW they are phonies. And no one gets as indignant at being caught in a lie as someone who knows he has been lying.

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        Ramen.

      • foreign agitator Captain Kraut

        It’s not even patriotism they’re oh so proudly displaying.

        A Frenchman put it best (and they should know something about it, having invented the modern nation-state):

        “Patriotism is love for your own; nationalism is hatred for the other”.
        I see little love for their countrymen among the deplorables.

    • It’s kind of funny. They go to church and kneel before their idols in reverence, yet this same level of reverence is now seen as somehow disrespectful. I guess one can follow them into church and yell at them for disrespecting their gods by kneeling at them instead of remaining standing….

      • Alexander Stallwitz

        Whats sad is Obama was more Christlike than a lot of the Christians who criticzed him.

    • Alexander Stallwitz

      Trump is only goign to get worse at waving the Bloody shirt during the Cultural Wars. Hes goign to double and triple down on enflaming the culture wars. I guess President Bonespurs finally found a war he wants to fight in.

  • Martini Ambassador 🍸

    Baby cougar? Fake news. Everybody knows cougars are, like over 40, insatiable and female. Or at least some incels are hanging out in bars and hoping that’s the case.

    • mancityRed6

      I was 33 dating my last ex who was 4 years older than me. those dirty thirties, tho.
      I bought her a Cougar brand golf bag.

    • rocktonsam

      Meow, kitties like to scratch…

  • Nounverb911
  • Bub, the cynical zombie

    Boom goes the dynamite! Donnie isn’t the only one who’s old tweets can come back and bite him in the ass.

    https://twitter.com/skullpuppy11/status/912164015467528192

    • Oblios_Cap

      Why is Walsh not in jail for not paying his child support?

      • therblig

        maybe his kids said, “keep the money, just stay the fuck away from us”

        • Maggielle

          Excellent point. I hadn’t thought about that. You are smart.

    • Ghenghis McCann

      ‘Don’t do as I do; do as I say.’

    • Nockular cavity

      I got your musket right here, deadbeat.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      The hilarous thing is that now he says instead of football he’s going to be watching Turner Classic Movies, starring Cenk’s former on-air partner Ben Mankiewicz.

    • BeatnikBob

      Grabbing his musket? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

      • SeeTrain65

        I’m sure he often grabs his musket. And only needs two fingers.

  • Anna in PDX

    Awww those cougar babies! ❤️❤️

    • Marion in Savannah

      Apparently all kittens are messy eaters!

      • Courser_Resistance

        Puppies insist in laying their their food and then spend the next hour or so licking it off each other.

  • Snark Tank Full of Resistance

    Nothing on the breaking story that Javanka are using a private email server to do White House business? I’m disappointed, Dominic!

    http://www.politico.com/story/2017/09/24/jared-kushner-private-email-white-house-243071

    • Oblios_Cap

      What?! Treason!

    • guest1331now

      Oops — methinks you missed Dom’s LOCK HIM UP!

      • Snark Tank Full of Resistance

        Oh, DUH. Looked THREE TIMES and still missed it. Mea culpa, Dom!

  • mancityRed6

    this is me, right now, and still. from 13 years ago
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqNloBixMWQ

  • Nockular cavity

    Shut the fuck up Tony Blair.

    • Me not sure

      How is that war monger still a thing?

  • Candy Matson Y-28209

    Wait a minute, isn’t Rand’s deal that he won’t vote for anything, ever, that could possibly help his constituents? Not sure how 4% will help…

  • Bub, the cynical zombie

    Had to post this. Good for Dale Jr. – especially because he had to know what kind of reaction he’d get:

    https://twitter.com/DaleJr/status/912284220067893248

    • guest1331now

      #notallrednecks

  • guest1331now

    https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2017/09/kneeling-for-life-and-liberty-is-patriotic/540942/?google_editors_picks=true

    Not overall a great essay by C.F. (weak conclusion) but it has some good lines:

    A person can salute the American flag with tears of affection in his eyes; if he deprives others of life, liberty, or the pursuit of happiness, he is still a bad American.

    Trump adopts the posture of honoring the rectangular cloth bearing red, white, and blue, then denigrates the self-evident truths and principles behind it.

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      The worthless sack of shit thinks he’s a fucking “patriot” because some servant pins a flag pin to his lapel in the morning.

      • Lord Jim

        Donnie, as a narcissist, is no more capable of affection for a flag than he is for anything else that is not Donald J. Trump. Way back when he was in South Palm Beach, he put up a flagpole that was taller than allowed by local ordinance and they sent him a letter. So he goes in front of the teevee news cameras and spins a tale about this poor, simple, patriotic Queens guy opposing the rich, liberal, Murika-hating elites of SPB. “Patriotism” is just another schtick to rouse the rabble, and the rabble is too far advanced in Dunning-Kruger to realize it.

  • chortlingdingo

    Do you think that Trump even knows that Puerto Ricans are American citizens?

    • Candy Matson Y-28209

      Not a chance

    • Unpossible! They’re not white and speak Spanish! It’s just another way for Messicans to sneak across the border! (/Trump)

    • Randy Riddle

      He still has bad memories of those gang fights between the Sharks and the Jets.

      • chortlingdingo

        To be fair, they were both traumatizing and stylish.

      • miss_grundy

        How would he remember, the fight happened in Upper Manhattan.

      • phoenix00

        Who wants to mess with Dustin Byfuglien? I sure as hell don’t.

    • alpacapunchbowl

      Nope. He also loses his fucking shit when he’s asked to dial one for English.

      • chortlingdingo

        Oh that wouldn’t surprise me in the least.

    • george lastrapes

      They all swam there from Mexico,right?

  • Invidosa

    Makes me think of when my baby cats were tiny kittens!! Soooo many hearts for Chinook, the baby kitties, and that WONDERFUL woman!!

  • NotALiar

    Shut the fuck up Tony B. No one is worse than Doland Trump.

    • WeaselPoo

      Dotard Trump

  • puredog

    It’s disheartening that WaPo thinks “TRUMP FAILS TO APOLOGIZE” constitutes “news.”

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Also, too, DOG BITES MAN!

  • nightmoth

    Guys, I don’t mean to scare the piss out of you or anything, but the breaking news on BBC is “North Korea Says U.S. Has Made a Declaration of War—N.K. has right to shoot down U.S, military planes.”

    • miss_grundy

      Just looked at the BBC news site and it is the breaking news headline. JC on a piece of toast, can we throw this clown out now?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      NK can say that all it wants to, but the US has not declared war on them. They sound like Louise Mensch spouting off about the “Marshal of the Supreme Court.”

      • nightmoth

        But if Rump sees that headline, will HE think we’re at war?

        • george lastrapes

          One can only hope Gen. Kelly has Strumpet’s blinders firmly in place.

          • nightmoth

            I’ll send the good general some duct tape.

      • george lastrapes

        Technically, a state of war it is- with a cease-fire. The kind of volatility which the Pussychopath finds intoxicating.

    • bbayliss

      Except we’re still at war with N.K.

      • phoenix00

        Eastasia

  • george lastrapes

    A worrisome thought: the Mnuchins took a USGov jet to go to Fort Knox to make sure the gold was still there- something the Treasury Secretary has to do- and take a peek at the eclipse since they just happened to be there (hey, wouldn’t you?)- were they, were they so excited by all that gold that they THEY just say it you cringing prude DID IT, made the beast with two backs, boomped ooglies WHAT ABOUT THE SECURITY CAMS……there, I said it.

    • Courser_Resistance

      Maybe they think conceiving during the eclipse would be lucky? They’re stupid enough to believe that.

      • george lastrapes

        She might give birth to the Golden Calf.

    • BeachBum

      Doing it on cold, hard metal worth thousands of dollars. Been there, done that, no Big. Does the bed of a pickup truck count ?

      • george lastrapes

        Not if you’re the Mnuchins- unless it’s a bespoke Rolls-Royce pickemup with chinchilla-lined bed. Solid-gold trim would be nice, but best not to one-up the Strumpet. Could the Mnuchins have gone to Fort Knox to case the joint? Is the PeeResident planning a caper?

  • Zyxomma

    The cougars are adorable. That is all.

    • wait! what?

      Q. How do you rehab a cougar?

      A. Get her to date people her own age.

  • Lord Jim

    “I think what the president is saying is that the owners should have a
    rule that players should have to stand in respect for the national
    anthem,” Mnuchin said Sunday on ABC’s “This Week.” “This isn’t about
    Democrats, it’s not about Republicans, it’s not about race, it’s not
    about free speech. They can do free speech on their own time. That this
    is about respect for the military and first responders in the country.”

    1) Not standing during the national drinking song has no bearing on ones regard for soldiers or emergency personnel. Note even because Steve Mnunchkin says so.

    2) Why don’t you take your own advice, Steve, and shut the fuck up about this whole arglebargle while you’re on the job. kthxbye.

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      Sure, they can propose such a rule. But since players are unionized, they would have to collectively bargain that. Good luck.

  • Walter Wellstone

    Well, North Korea now considers Cheeto Pendejo’s words as a declaration of war. Good job, asshole.

    • Lord Jim

      Where the fuck are SecDef Mattis and JCS Chairman McMaster? What the fuck are they doing to pull us back from the brink? Notice I did not ask about SECRETARY OF STATE Tillerson, because, whoever expected anything from that waste of human flesh?

      • Monty Market

        The generals are off somewhere plotting their own 7 Days in May.

        • Pax Americana Per Ars Smith

          Can we do 7 days in October instead?

      • dshwa

        Hiding the nuclear football, i hope.

      • phoenix00

        Do you want to go wake Rexxon from his nap? I don’t want to wake Rexxon from his nap…..

  • Lord Jim

    May I just say, it’s not patriotic to litmus test other people’s patriotism?

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

    • What if other people sold out the country to a foreign power for money and profit?

      • SDGeoff3

        Then they are not patriots and do not get fruit cup.

  • Résistance Land Shark Ω

    I noticed the video mentions that cougars “can take down any animal they encounter.”

    Does that include Donnie and the Dipshits?

    • I’ll be nice and skip the obvious jokes…for now.

      • Well I’ll go there. I am heading for 69 and my FWB is 54. I’m so ashamed NOT. lol ; )

    • BeachBum

      Yup. The vid didn’t mention after 2 glasses of wine.

  • TakingAmes

    Kittehs!

  • Boscoe

    Wait… “some people” are complaining about Pickle Rick and Rickmancing the Stone? Those are two of the best episodes of the entire series. The fuck is wrong with “people”?

  • Occupied Territory of Kavefish

    Rather than worrying about Trump egging Jong-Un on vis-à-vis Nookular War, imma watch the Addams Family dance to the Ramones, instead.

    https://vimeo.com/131936997

  • andyshelt

    Trump tweets his disgust at another uppity black man taking the knee.

    ‘Get that son of a b– off the field right now, out. He’s fired. He’s fired!’ ”

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a70f489ad1097707b9d1425fd7df35d89ea4fd7bcc1d1d363799ef8e79e65822.jpg

  • whitroth

    Tony Blair, Tony Blair, where have I heard that name? Oh, that’s where, from the recent report that decided that the UK might want to consider charging him with crimes for his hookup with W for a hot time in Iraq…..

  • BeachBum

    After well over 100+ years, I am glad that Mnuchin has declared why we play the national anthem before sports events. How he did that during the 19th C is a mystery to me. Maybe he is a vampire.

  • Fuck you tony blair. I might not agree with some bro code but you aint even part of the fam.

  • phoenix00

    How long before Chinook starts hitting on younger guys?

  • Maureen

    Peggy Noonan is deranged. She truly thinks it’s 1983, and “Morning in America”. Retire already.

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