Wonkloves, after almost 10 months of the shitheel in chief, we need a break! To that end, we are going to take a trip to see all y’all who live in the below cities, and will take advantage of several hours of cell holes in the Rockies and eastern Oregon and maybe southern Oregon and maybe NoCal, and there will be at least two hours at a time where we DON’T LOOK AT PRESIDENT FUCKBUCKET AT ALL!
Put these dates on your Chatgram calendar, and refer back to this post (it’s right in the sidebar!) for extra details once we get around to learning them! (USUALLY it will be parks and potlucks, because you guys can really run up a bar tab! Anyway, check back!)
Boise! We will see you Tues., Oct. 17, 6-9 p.m., at Quinn’s Lounge and restaurant, 1005 South Vista, Boise.
Eugene, Oregon! We will grill you at Armitage Park, Thurs., Oct. 19, let us call it 5-8 p.m.!
Sacramento! Sat., Oct. 21, 4-9 p.m. at East Portal Park! Your comrade Laura got us an alcohol permit! Let’s use it!
Sonoma! Oh my dear ones. Obviously, you are going through terrible hurt right now, and we very much want to come so we can kiss you on your good, kind, terrible faces. The plan is still, at this point, Sunday afternoon, Oct. 22, at the Sonoma Town Square. Clearly, this may be canceled, whether because it is no longer there, or because it would just be rude to bring ourselves to a war zone and dance on the tables like a bunch of Paris Hiltons. If we do cancel, we may or may not find an alternative in the Bay Area. This one is up in the air, JUST LIKE YOUR DAMN LIVES RIGHT NOW. We love you. Please check in in the comments.
Avila Beach! Now that we are all sad, Avila Beach (Mon., Oct. 23, probably 5-7 p.m.) is up in the air too. The Port San Luis Harbor District does not take RV reservations, so we’re not quite sure where we’ll be (map of possibilites; if we have our druthers, we’ll be in “Woodyard” on the bluffs). But we certainly hope to arrive mid-day and find a spot. We will quick update this post (and post a new one) with where to find us. (We’ll be the RV with the Kitten With A Whip on the back.) There will only be a few of you (we think!), so it will be just mellow relaxoid time.
Santa Barbara! Tues., Oct. 24. Let’s call it “sunset” and “we don’t know where yet.”
Oct 25: Thousand Oaks! We’re not having a party here. It’s just in here to remind me what day I am where. Short term memory’s shot to shit.
New stop! ORANGE COUNTY! Thurs., Oct. 26, say 7-9, drinks and appetizers at Moreno’s in Orange. Look for us on the patio!
Oct 27: Los Angeles! Friday night! Don’t know where! Maybe a Griffith Park type place!
Oct 30: San Diego! Probably Chicano Park eh?
Nov 1: Big Bear! Do we have any Big Bear/Inland Empire peeps? Do you want to barbecue with us? Hooray!
UNKNOWN DATES AND CITIES!
Salt Lake City?
Lava Hot Springs?
Okay, we have now given you the most heads-up leadtime IN HISTORY, come see us, we love you bye.
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