Wonkloves, after almost 10 months of the shitheel in chief, we need a break! To that end, we are going to take a trip to see all y’all who live in the below cities, and will take advantage of several hours of cell holes in the Rockies and eastern Oregon and maybe southern Oregon and maybe NoCal, and there will be at least two hours at a time where we DON’T LOOK AT PRESIDENT FUCKBUCKET AT ALL!
Put these dates on your Chatgram calendar, and refer back to this post (it’s right in the sidebar!) for extra details once we get around to learning them! (USUALLY it will be parks and potlucks, because you guys can really run up a bar tab! Anyway, check back!)
Boise! We saw you Tues., Oct. 17, 6-9 p.m., at Quinn’s Lounge and restaurant, 1005 South Vista, Boise.
Eugene, Oregon! CHANGE OF VENUE! We bought you pizzas at WHIRLED PIES 199 W. Eighth Ave., Thurs., Oct. 19, let us call it 5-8 p.m.!
Sacramento! Sat., Oct. 21, 4-9 p.m. potluck at East Portal Park! Your comrade Laura got us an alcohol permit! We used it!
Sonoma, my loves, we were on for Sunday, Oct. 22, pot luck, 3 to 6 p.m., at the town plaza. We brought you IMPEACH hats and kisses.
The Wonkebago was in Avila Beach Oct. 23, 5 to 7, at Woodyard pullout, our favorite, YAY!
Santa Barbara, Oct. 24, 5-7 p.m. at Leadbetter Beach.
Oct. 26, Orange County, at Moreno’s in Orange, from 7 to 9!
Los Angeles, you found parking, Oct. 27, at the Red Lion Tavern in Silverlake, where an old man once offered me so much cocaine!
San Diego, Chicano Park, you were up Monday, Oct. 30, potluck from 5 to 8!
And Big Bear area (actually Sugarloaf), you’re up at 5-8 p.m., Nov. 1, at our dear friend Riss’s private home; this address self-destructed!
Las Vegas, you were ready Sat., Nov. 4, at Lorenzi Park, 3343 W Washington Ave, Las Vegas, NV 89107! 3-6 p.m. pot luck!
Salt Lake City, coming to ya Thurs., Nov. 9! Salt Lake Pizza and Pasta aka Fiddler’s Elbow, 6 p.m. to ???!
Pocatello, we will be in you Fri., Nov. 10! Portneuf Valley Brewing, 615 S 1st Ave, 6-8 p.m.
Helena, Montana, how’s Sat., Nov. 11 sound to all y’all? It sounds mighty fine to us! Lucky bastards, getting a Saturday night. Let’s meet up at the Windbag Saloon, say at 5 p.m.!
Okay, we have now given you the most heads-up leadtime IN HISTORY, come see us, we love you bye.
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