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And she can even change a tire!

We’ve been spending a lot of time with the winners of r/incels lately — mostly because they are incredibly terrible, but I thought it would be nice this week to check in on the Men Going Their Own Way and see what they are up to these days. Which is apparently having some #opinions on the face of a sex doll.

This sex doll, to be precise:

Now, as you may or may not know, MRAs and MGTOWs are very excited about all the new sex doll and sex robot technology. Largely because they believe that not only will it give them the option of finally having the pliant, submissive supermodel of their dreams to have sex with, but also because they think that if they all Lysistrata us ladies with sex dolls and sex robots, we will all collectively freak out and decide to give up feminism FOREVER in order to get them to pick us over the sex dolls, and then they will win.

The MGTOW posting this “Amazing” sex doll face was pretty excited over how realistic it is, but not everyone was convinced! Especially one guy who said she was not as “realistic” as another sex doll he had seen, which other MGTOWs were swiftly very excited about!

Wtf that is the most realistic one I’ve seen.
Seriously, at this level it doesn’t even matter if it’s fake I’d rather bang that than deal with entitled “I don’t need no man” land whales.

Unfortunately for them, their dream sex doll turned out to be a real human woman:

Lol, thanks. Ironically, the real girl is putting on makeup that makes her look MORE like a doll than a real life woman.
So goes to show sex dolls will be the new standard of beauty, not the other way around.
Also, I wouldn’t be surprised if they could actually make a doll that looks like her. The ones available aren’t that far off in realism at all.

Oh yes, that will for sure be a thing that happens!

Another warned against the manufacturer of those dolls, and recommended this one, which costs $1,349, instead:

This very much appealed to another MGTOW, who was very sad that women in REAL life were never 70lbs.

Wow and she is lighter than biofemales too…
Come on women, time to woman up, get to the gym, you have to be this fit and 32kg to have a shot. And this isn’t sarcasm, I like my women petite, fit and light.

Oh! So you mean all I would have to do is starve myself to be impossibly thin (and yet somehow still fit!), and then I’d have a shot with throwawaypsycho80, the guy who posts on the MGTOW reddit? WHAT A DEAL. Let me get on that right away!

One MGTOW, however, was particularly infuriated by the fact that the sex doll was wearing “makeup.”

Women wear makeup to hide their defects and enhance their features.
Sex dolls are manufactured.
Sex dolls can be created in the image of perfect female beauty.
Perfect female beauty requires as much makeup as perfect male beauty — none.
We get sex dolls slathered in porn star makeup with porn star dead eyes and 50-IQ expressions.
Fuck off.

How is that even fair? Why can’t the sex doll just be a natural beauty?

Still, some of the MGTOWs were more positive:

Even if she’s not your type, it’s amazing how real they now look. And they will never age and never play mind games.

HUMAN WOMEN, AMIRITE?

Personally, I eagerly welcome our sexdoll/sexbot replacements. Because the more sexbots there are, the more likely it is that these winners will continue going their own way and not attempt to inflict themselves on any real life women.

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  • TJ Barke

    Have fun fucking the uncanny valley, weirdos…

    • Ricky Gay

      Goin’ down, in the silicon valley…

    • commatoes

      Uncanny valley applies only in comparison to real humans. I think that these MGTOW regard the uncanny valley here as a selling point. Humanish seems to be “ideal”.

  • Daniel

    Have you ever fucked a human by mistake?

    • Kiri the Unicorn

      I know I have!

    • VirginiaMorningBlend

      Ewww!

    • Bill D. Burger

      Oh man! The stories I could tell you from my college daze’!

    • BMW

      “Is this testing whether I’m a Replicant or a lesbian, Mr. Deckard?”

  • The Flaming Carrot

    I was just thinking the other day, when some fundy shill (Robin Smith) was bitching about the sexbots, that they’d be ideal for the incels.

  • Moebym of the Returners

    “Biofemales”? Hahahaha…what? Dehumanizing much?

    • Shawn Renee Ernoehazy

      That word really is scary. Luckily, if they stick with the robots they will never reproduce.

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    These guys have taken “afraid to talk to women” to a whole new psychopathy.

    • TJ Barke

      And I thought I had problems…

  • Wild Cat

    Good.
    More psychotic men fucking rubber dolls, less psychotic children in the future to fuck things up for me.

  • Bill D. Burger

    There’s an ISIS version that blows itself up.

    Oh yes I did….

  • Daniel

    You’re in a desert
    What one?
    Doesn’t matter. You see a biofemale.
    What’s a biofemale?
    You know a sexbot?
    Yeah.
    Same thing. She’s lying on her back, belly baking in the hot sun, begging you for mutually satisfactory sex. But you don’t have sex with her.
    Well, she’s asking.
    She’s asking, Leon. She wants it.
    I don’t know what to do!
    She actually wants you!
    I’m sc sc sc sc sc… [Explodes]

    • Raan

      It’s not like ol’ Eldon to release faulty merchandise onto the market.

  • Daniel

    In every dream basement a heartache.

  • jesterpunk

    So they want sex dolls instead of real women, but even sex dolls wont put up with their shit.

    http://nypost.com/2017/09/11/hackers-could-program-sex-robots-to-kill/

    • Jeff Ackerman

      MGTOWS probably get tired of the “silent treatment” from their rubber dolls too.

  • SayItWithWookies

    If a bunch of virgins are threatening not to have sex, they’ve got the Lysistrata model a little bit wrong.

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    I’m fine with these guys wanting sex dolls over real women. Means more ladies for me to strike out with!

    • NastyBossetti

      It doesn’t, because none of these guys are taking any real women off the market. Sorry!

  • Lyly Sirivong

    Reminds me of that Aerosmith video :
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaC0s-FP-r4

  • Bill D. Burger
  • Panika MCD

    70 lbs? so they are into 5th graders?

  • Jenny

    Can we crowdfund enough sex dolls for mgtow forums?

  • Old Man Yells at Cloud

    That first picture of the doll apparently changing the the car tire, it made me realize that a “car mechanic” doll, would be great. Keep it in the car and when the car dies take it out and it fixes the car. Either that or maybe I should buy a new car.

    • nancymcclernan

      I think she’s supposed to be asking her man to change the tire because that’s what real women want real men to do in the MGTOW mindset.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Use that other doll, and chances are good that somebody will stop to help.

  • Shane

    The $1,300 sex doll looks like Ivanka.

    • Raan

      It also looks like it would be able to rip the dick clean off of a MGTOW.

      • Résistance Land Shark Ω

        They have dicks? Who knew?

        • Raan

          They’re tiny, but they’re there.

    • PubOption

      I think that Donald has spent far more than $1300 to make Ivanka look like a sex doll.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    Insert ‘uncanny valley’ joke here.

    • TJ Barke

      I already did.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        In the time it took me to read the damn article.
        GMTA.

        • TJ Barke

          It wasn’t particularly clever or punny or anything, but I did it.

    • Vincent Ricola

      That’s what she said?

  • Anna Elizabeth: Tank Grrl

    Perhaps people can now appreciate why I welcome Human Extinction.

  • Vincent Ricola

    I hope that poor sex doll doesn’t comes to life like Chucky for a MGTOW murder rampage because she’s filled with rage about being tasked with fucking the unfuckable and wearing uncomfortable camel toe bikinis.

  • memzilla Ω

    “Not tonight, dear, I have a circuit fault.”

  • VirginiaMorningBlend

    At least they aren’t spilling their seed upon the ground, or corpses or goats as is their usual preference. A win for animal rights and pollution control.

  • therblig
  • Duke

    Afterwards, do they cuddle up, fall asleep and snore?

    That’s the best part. Isn’t it? Isn’t it?

    • Panika MCD

      the best part is where they dutch oven you. sex dolls are such scamps!

      • Duke

        Had to google that.

        Is it like new car smell?

  • Bill D. Burger
  • Raan

    So which company is going to license a Pris Stratton model?

  • CripesAmighty

    Ew. Hard time discerning which is more repellent: this, or the daily Assmouth emission.

  • I am gonna larf when these guys order up 1300 dollar sex bots and it turns out to be a poster of a living woman

  • BMW

    “Ironically, the real girl is putting on makeup that makes her look MORE like a doll than a real life woman. So goes to show sex dolls will be the new standard of beauty, not the other way around.”

    You can’t argue with that logic. I mean you could argue with it, because it is fucking stupid, but it’s probably better not to.

    • I like how they do not know what ironic means.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Yeah. It would be a shame if somebody mentioned to him that the makeup on the plastic is just other plastic.

      Once it is plastic, it is just plastic.

      To be fair, I prefer my high-priced plastic sex dolls to be natural girls, the unspoiled, submissive kind you might meet at a bus station and abduct.

      I hope I don’t have to add that this is snark.

  • The Flaming Carrot

    Here’s one who actually had a date, but took off when he saw her coming because she was a “stealth whale.” She has no idea what a bullet she dodged. https://www.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/71xnwj/sick_of_stealth_whales/

    • Raan

      I refuse to follow that link so that I don’t get the dry heaves.

      • Résistance Land Shark Ω

        I went there … I need a Silkwood Shower

        • The Flaming Carrot

          Honestly, I’ve seen much worse from the incels.

  • Jeffocaster in the West

    NEWS FLASH: All the Trump women have been discovered to be sex dolls in a revelation from SHIELD. Melanoma denies this saying bullying is bad. The NFL, in other news, is hiring sex dolls for cheer leaders to save the $2 each they pay the real women.

  • Lyly Sirivong

    Even if she’s not your type, it’s amazing how real they now look. And they will never age and never play mind games.

    You don’t know that.
    https://media.giphy.com/media/IZY2SE2JmPgFG/giphy.gif

    • Moebym of the Returners

      They’d better watch out. Their non-“bio”-female sex dolls may end up passing the Turing test…

      • commatoes

        I am somewhat unsure of the “owner’s” ability to pass the Turing Test.

  • Bill D. Burger

    LADIES! For just $39.99, you can get a life size Trump sex doll…..and it’s anatomically correct.
    (*Melania certified it. It’s on the innerweb….it’s true.)

    https://assets.rbl.ms/6884536/980x.jpg

  • Vincent Ricola

    “My name is Talky Tina and you’d better be nice to me!”

  • Panika MCD

    if a sex doll wears leggings or yoga pants in the woods, how many incels will be irate? I mean, if would be awfully inconsiderate of MGTOWs to tease incels like that.

    this should probably be resolved in Tsarina Von Clownstick’s gladiator ring. don’t have to worry about getting CTE if you’re dead.

  • Shanzgood

    What’s gonna happen is that the bots are never going to get cleaned properly (because even the MRA/MGTOW moms have their limits) so all the owners are going to die of creeping dick-rot.

    • TJ Barke

      Good?

    • Panika MCD

      aren’t they already dying of that and we should be sorry that they were never able to make white creeping dick rot babbies?

      • Shanzgood

        I thought they already had creeping brain rot like their president.

        • Parakeetist

          This thread frightens me. I need counseling.

    • Jennifer R

      It’ll be TSS but in the dick basically.

      • Shanzgood

        Isn’t TSS systemic, though? Also, it’s a little faster and less humiliating than I was imagining for these guys.

        (Do I have to add something about votes when the fantasy is so unrealistic?)

        • Jennifer R

          I think having your dick fall off from the unwashed sexdoll you keep porking is far enough in darwin territory we can just laugh about it.

          • Shanzgood

            Whew!

            I’ve wondered since I ever heard about Fleshlights and a friend of mine who has one telling me about…problems with it because he is not a…tidy person.

          • Jennifer R

            If you have some time or ear buds listen to this.
            https://thefpl.us/episode/17

          • Shanzgood

            Wow.

          • Jennaratrix

            Fucking EWWWW.

            Almost literally.

          • george lastrapes

            Are the bootybot guys up to the hygienic aspects of bootybot maintainence? Or are they afraid of bootybot cooties?

    • Marion in Savannah

      What a shame… [snort]

    • Jeffocaster in the West

      eeeewwweeeee…….

      • The Flaming Carrot

        Or, in the words of the incel, reeeeeeee!

    • Condoms!

      • Shanzgood

        So much plastic must feel great.

        • Grokenstein

          I’m sure there’s an officially designated fetish along those lines.

    • godsaidHA

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/394726170bd72803f6db13ff5b3db6bc66f3f2c044642868ab49bf01567c26e3.jpg
      It’s happened: from the Annals of Improbable Research, 1998. (I knew this would come in handy some day!)

      • Shanzgood

        Hahahaha!

        • CovfefeOfTheThoughtlessMind

          The new AI sex Doll will insist on condoms.

          • Riley Whodat Venable

            Shrink wrap?

          • NotConvinced

            Is a sex doll really anything more than a condom with boobs?

      • Three Finger Salute

        “Come in Handy”?

        ISWYDT.

        • godsaidHA

          thanks for giving me credit for the (oblivious) double entendre!

          • SharonRClark

            Google is paying 97$ per hour,with weekly payouts.You can also avail this.
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      • NotConvinced

        You would have to be insane to be a “Johhny come lately” at a sex doll gang bang. It’s you first or GTFO

    • CovfefeOfTheThoughtlessMind

      I don’t know … the Lysol company may experience a sales boom.

    • handyhippie65

      they have self cleaning ovens don’t they? they’ll just put some uv leds in the “orifices”, and bob’s yer uncle, no more cooties.

    • Rimshot101

      It’s sad that these men will never have physical contact with an actual woman and still die of creeping dick rot. The bitterness is becoming more understandable.

    • Tosca

      EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • Shanzgood

        Lol! Holy crap, how did you even find this?!

  • Latverian Diplomat

    We’ll know they’ve really cracked realism when sex dolls start kicking MGTOWs in the balls.

    • coozledad

      Or some wiseacre installs a julienne attachment.

  • Anna Elizabeth: Tank Grrl

    It’s almost funny – I am already treated as a disposable though attractive object for males to use for sex.

    Ask me why Blade Runner is one of my favorite films, and why I relate to Pris and Roy so strongly.

    And why my interest in Cisgenders either living or dying is at an all-time low.

    • I will ask, since you asked, but I suspect I might already know :hugs:

      • Anna Elizabeth: Tank Grrl

        “It’s quite a thing to live in fear, that’s what it is to be a slave.”

        Perhaps soon it shall be time for Haters to find out.

    • Blanche de Shambles

      Sadly, at this point, Leon is probably the one I relate to the most.

      • Anna Elizabeth: Tank Grrl

        “You ever have an itch you couldn’t scratch?”

        • Blanche de Shambles

          All the damn time.

    • I just have to say, Dune and then Bladerunner, all in one article. This is why the comments section of Wonkette (which doesn’t exist) is the funnest place, ever. Soon somebody will add something about Mr. Skin and Dr. Sardonicus, and my life will be complete…

      • Anna Elizabeth: Tank Grrl

        xD

  • Jennifer R

    This is probably the most relevant episode of The F Plus ever.
    https://thefpl.us/episode/17
    Also you will learn there is a “healthy” market in used sex dolls.

    • HarryButtle

      They prefer to be called “pre-owned.” “Used” has such horrible connotations.

      • Jennifer R

        “Gently pre loved” if I remember the episode correctly.
        Also these guys get really picky about the make-up and someone was very excited about a doll that had nails you could paint and strip and repaint.

        • Anna Elizabeth: Tank Grrl

          I wonder how many MGTOWs are in-denial Transgender women?

          • Jennifer R

            Become the cute girlfriend you want to have.

          • Swampgas_Man

            I wonder how many are really eight-yr-old girls?

    • Mehmeisterjr

      After a year or two, even the very best sex doll begins to get jaded. She develops a bitchy attitude. Then she’s all “what about my needs.” She expects you to remember the anniversary of her unpackaging. First thing you know, you might as well be her cuck husband.

      Plastic women. They’re more trouble than they’re worth. Am I right, guys?

  • george lastrapes

    All I need to do to get back to my own multiverse is say ‘There’s no place like home’ while clicking my Rubik’s cubes together.

  • Jeffocaster in the West

    “Sorry, Chuckie is my boyfriend, so you better watch out”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NuofNHKbVc

  • Scooby

    Do their tits shoot bullets? If not I am out.

  • All of a sudden, that Nibiru bullshit sounds kinda appealing.

    • Anna Elizabeth: Tank Grrl

      Right?

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    Maybe if all the creeps on these boards would buy themselves sex dolls, two good things would happen: they’d leave real women alone, and they’d be unable to pay their internet connection bills.

  • Belasaurius

    only 1300 bucks? Why not get two?

    • Panika MCD

      because you need to buy the MAGA and 45 hats for it?

  • TJ Barke

    They’re like the kind of dumb animals that are willing to fuck things that only have the vaguest resemblance to their species, like turkeys.

    • Say What?

      Now that is funny coming from you.

  • Aaron Wise

    Speaking of garbage!
    :)

    I was just banned from RawStory for being critical of The DNC.

    • Anna Elizabeth: Tank Grrl

      *block*

      • Aaron Wise

        Not blocked.

        BANNED for saying words

        • Belasaurius

          what exactly did you say?

          • Aaron Wise

            I called an ignorant person ignorant.

          • CovfefeOfTheThoughtlessMind

            … and paid a price. So what?

        • Panika MCD

          pretty sure Anna was saying she was blocking you because she isn’t interested. it’s like a mute button on your opinion. but I’m sure your Littlest Hobo collection is interested in all of your opinions.

          • Aaron Wise

            I hurt Anna’s feelings?
            OMG huh?

          • Panika MCD

            no. she’s just not interested in your wiseass comments. especially when they come with a victim complex.

          • Aaron Wise

            Heaven forbid that people express thoughts and feelings on the internet.

          • You really do not know how free speech works, even with the helpful cartoon.
            Oh well, maybe next year.

          • Panika MCD

            you can and people can also decide they don’t want to see your stream of consciousness or your stream of dickishness. you have a problem with free association because some use it to not associate with you?

          • Serai 1

            Christ, that asshole again?

        • CovfefeOfTheThoughtlessMind

          There is a time honored saying in the newspaper business that really helps to clarify many a contentious issue: So what.

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        I blocked that ass long ago.

        • Anna Elizabeth: Tank Grrl

          Yeah, I remember him from before. Purity Pony Troll.

    • jesterpunk
      • Aaron Wise

        You should care about free speech.

        • jesterpunk
          • Aaron Wise

            Being critical of the DNC is cause for closing the door on opinions?

          • No…..your free speech was not impinged because a website banned you.
            If you have not been arrested or the government got you fired, or otherwise government stepped in because of what you said, your free speech is fine.

          • Panika MCD

            that site appears to think they are better not providing a platform to promote that opinion. it’s their site. they’ll do what they want.

          • Aaron Wise

            It’s a news site, with a comment section.

          • Panika MCD

            and a moderator.

          • Aaron Wise

            A thin skinned one at that.

          • Doesn’t matter. Your free speech was still not impinged. Even a little bit.

          • Panika MCD

            I’m sure they appreciated your insults just as much as anyone would.

          • jesterpunk

            Huh surprised you didnt fit in over there.

          • CovfefeOfTheThoughtlessMind

            And here once again we will present the newspaper analogy. Most newspapers have an opinions section, and most do print a wide range of opinions in their letters-to-the-editor sections, but no newspaper is obligated to run every letter it receives, and it has no obligation to run any letters. As a private business it has sole responsibility for its content, and absolute control over it. This extends to ads. The same holds true for websites with comment boards. They have no obligation to publish your opinion, nor mine.

          • jesterpunk

            You really are not that wise are you? No one is interfering with your frozen peaches, and the last time you where here your criticism of the DNC was “Hillary bad, Bernie is God, DNC is mean to Bernie”. That isnt actual criticism that is whining because you didnt get your way.

          • Biel_ze_Bubba

            On a privately owned and operated web site? If the opinions are suficiently stupid and annoying? Lemme think about that for a nanosecond…

          • The DNC has been on such a roll, of late.

          • CovfefeOfTheThoughtlessMind

            I am a member of no organized political party. I’m a Democrat.

        • Panika MCD

          FREEZE PEACH LIBELSZ!

          • pstokk

            What are we looking at here? Is he dim? Is he a troll? Is he a dim troll?

          • jesterpunk

            Yes.

          • I think he is just confuzzled by what free speech is

        • That is not what free speech is, however.
          Did anyone arrest you, yet? No? President call for your firing?
          You’re free speech is fine

        • Bub, the cynical zombie

          I blame Susan Sarandon.

          • Kiri the Unicorn

            I blame microwave ovens.
            What are we talking about, again?

          • Bub, the cynical zombie

            I checked his comment history, and found that “I blame Susan Sarandon /s” is one of his go to cracks. Figured I’d get snarky and toss it back at him for the lulz. Just like Wolf Tracker taught me.

        • commatoes

          Raw Story is not the government.

          If I am a principal at a mixed race charter school that goes to Nazi rallies in my spare, I can and will most likely be fired from my job.

          http://www.theroot.com/new-orleans-charter-school-principal-nicholas-dean-we-1795550775

          • CovfefeOfTheThoughtlessMind

            If the school board decides that your attendance at Nazi rallies puts the school in a false or unfavorable light it has every right to fire you. Why would it not?

          • commatoes

            That was the linked story. A principal of a charter school in NOLA was fired for going to Nazi rallies on his own time.

            Freedom of speech does not come with impunity. Raw Story as a privately owned/run website is free to deny access to anyone.

          • CovfefeOfTheThoughtlessMind

            I read that. You are absolutely right. I was speaking in apostrophe to the Nazi principal. As an old newspaperman, I can tell you that we had absolute authority over whose opinions ran in the letters column, although we did run a lot of what we called our stable of loons. But no Nazis.

          • commatoes

            I agree. When someone calls me out for impinging of their freedom of speech, I remind them that it also gives me the freedom to call them an ignorant asshole. I wonder about that grey area of somewhat less than overt racism. Like telling a tall black man that he must be good at basket ball or that he must be a good dancer. Or that uncomfortable moment when you have invited your friend (of specifically black southern heritage) over to a picnic to find that the main dish your family has prepared is fried chicken and the dessert is watermelon.

          • CovfefeOfTheThoughtlessMind

            I wouldn’t be too embarrassed. All God’s children love fried chicken, which actually is a good line to use if he should mention it. Also, load him up with the potato salad.

    • Raw Story banned me for….I do not know why?
      I can’t really remembering posting there except a couple times

      • Anna Elizabeth: Tank Grrl

        I told the Raw Story Mods to stick their worthless site up their worthless asses 2 years ago, but I still do not care that they banned this Purity Pony.

        • Oh i do not care lol. Just mentioning it, cause I still do not know why.
          All I got was something from June of last year was when it happened, whatever it was

          • Anna Elizabeth: Tank Grrl

            They Be Cray-cray. Seriously, they are assholes with delusions of importance that ban anyone that questions their Tin God wisdom or Gods-given right to Clickbait.

          • Sometimes they do journalisms. I read those.
            Just do not comment

          • Anna Elizabeth: Tank Grrl

            Yeah, I find a few good articles there.

        • CovfefeOfTheThoughtlessMind

          Hey Tank Grrl, long time no see.

          • Anna Elizabeth: Tank Grrl

            Hey. :) How are you?

          • CovfefeOfTheThoughtlessMind

            Pretty good. I usually go by Gregory Brown, but the lure of the covfefe was strong. What have you been up to?

          • Anna Elizabeth: Tank Grrl

            Lots of walking mostly. I’m down to size 6 pants and Size 10 shoes. :) I got to buy new clothes to get ready for Fall.

          • CovfefeOfTheThoughtlessMind

            My summer was miserable, so I was glad to get back to the high school where I work as a teacher’s aide in the autism program. Hoping to walk off a few pounds in the halls and the stairwells.

          • CovfefeOfTheThoughtlessMind

            Hope to see you in these threads. I like the way you think.

          • Anna Elizabeth: Tank Grrl

            Thank you. :)

          • CovfefeOfTheThoughtlessMind

            … and your extensive knowledge of tanks.

      • Three Finger Salute

        I got banned despite never having heard of it until I joined here.

        Precrime initiative?

  • george lastrapes

    If you pay extra, they will deliver your bootybot in a pimped-out 1972 Eldorado.

  • jesterpunk

    Does the orange dumbass know the election is over? He is back to the “second amendment” comments and lock her up bullshit.

    http://www.cnn.com/2017/09/22/politics/donald-trump-alabama-hillary-clinton/index.html

    President Donald Trump told an Alabama crowd Friday night that if “Crooked Hillary” Clinton had won the 2016 election, “you would not have a Second Amendment.”

    “You’d be handing in your rifles,” Trump said. “You’d be turning over your rifles.”

    The comment was met by chants of “lock her up,” reminiscent of his own campaign rallies during the 2016 presidential rally.

    “You’ve got to speak to Jeff Sessions about that,” Trump replied, referencing his US attorney general.

    Though Trump had threatened to pursue charges against Clinton before the election, after the election he signaled he would not.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Pandering to his knuckledragging base.
      And thnking he can get them to not vote for Moore. He’s too stupid to know how stupid they are.

      • Thought he was backing Strange?

        • commatoes

          Said unironically?

    • Kiri the Unicorn

      Jesus, the sheer dumbfuckery of it all. He’s like a high-school has-been who’ll never let anyone forget about that one time when he won the homecoming game, “all by himself”.
      …Because he has nothing else to talk about.

    • Three Finger Salute

      Liberté Egalité Senilité

      • commatoes

        D’accord.

    • commatoes

      This is the same guy that said he knew the constitution better that someone who taught it… at Harvard Law School.

  • Bill D. Burger

    “Pedro” the chihuahua enjoying his new Trump Sex Doll.

    http://i.imgur.com/vWr2lSv.gif

    • coozledad

      I want to put that on a billboard in Timberlake, NC.

    • commatoes

      He wrestling with the doll right?

      I thought it was a short gif on loop. Pedro has stamina.

  • SadDemInTex

    Frankly, I’m all for them leaving us alone. Here’s hoping there will be a Darwin Award moment for one of these MGTOW idiots.

  • Kiri the Unicorn

    Guys like this always make me feel much better about my own relationship issues, and about sleeping naked under a pile of plushies.

    • SisterArtemis

      Naked is really the only way to sleep under a pile of plushies.

  • Belasaurius

    so their plan is to sexfuck dolls until real women get hornied up and beg them to come back. In what fucking universe is that ever going to happen? Besides that one universe where size D batteries don’t exist.

    • Panika MCD

      one in which masturbation is outlawed?

      • Even if that were the case, there would still be actual men, other women, trans-partners, and all the other spectrum (though likely not Ace since they do not do the sexxy times much by and large I do not think-unconfirmed)

        • Panika MCD

          but it’s a “in what universe” question…?

          • Right, but even if masturbation was unlegals, there are still alternatives to MGTOWs is what I mean.
            You would have to ban all sexuality with anyone but them, for that to actually happen XD

          • Edit: And also ban celibacy because I would go without sooner than stooping one of those stooges myself ^.^

          • Anna Elizabeth: Tank Grrl

            This. I have turned down 4 guys just this month.

      • Teecha

        They don’t know that women can wank. They don’t know that women love doing the sexxxing coz it feels goooood

      • Serai 1

        Pfft. A good strong set of thigh muscles takes care of that.

    • Right? Women do have alternatives to them. So very many alternatives.

      • commatoes

        I am reminded of the scene in “Wonder Woman” on the boat.

    • Serai 1

      Or other women. Or men who are actually fuckable.

    • Red Richmond

      Isn’t their whole problem and reason for being incel that women are too busy getting sexxxxed by Chad Thundercock types, so they won’t get with them? How exactly is Loserstrata’ing themselves going to convince all the Stacy’s to hop off Chad’s knob and get with their still-disgusting selves?

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e756b3e76212053240df327e46f22122cd25563fad5d876089d70f65694ebd27.jpg

  • SpudRaider

    I think this is a positive thing. Just think in 50 years these manly men will be sitting in the old folks home with their prize brides, but no off spring.

    • Belasaurius
    • SisterArtemis

      That’s my thinking – natural consequences, if you will. They will cull their dumb mindsets and probably substandard DNA from the greater population BECAUSE SEXDOLLS DON’T MAKE NO BABBIES. Dumbshits.

      • Kiri the Unicorn

        Except that they’ll delude themselves into thinking that humanity needs their “superior” genes, and try to have themselves cloned.

        • SisterArtemis

          Mom will never give them enough allowance for that.

      • Anna Elizabeth: Tank Grrl

        Not kidding, they hope for Creche technology, like Frank Herbert’s Tilaxu.

        • A Dune reference! Swoon…

          • Anna Elizabeth: Tank Grrl

            Gurney Halleck is my favorite.

            “And they shall come all for Violence, and sup up the captivity of the sands.”

          • I read Dune twice, about 50 years ago. I still can cite, “Fear is the mind killer…” without googling.

          • At least some of it. And I still cringe at the Bene Gesserit…

          • Anna Elizabeth: Tank Grrl

            Nice! The original is one of the greatest works of SF ever written.

            I even enjoy the David Lynch film.

          • commatoes

            As a David Lynch film, hell yes. As an adaptation of the novel, not so much.

            I haven’t read it in a few decades but I still wonder if it can actually be made into a coherent movie.

          • Anna Elizabeth: Tank Grrl

            Agree on all. I don’t think Dune could be well-filmed in less than 9 finished hours, by definition that is not a “coherent” film.

        • SisterArtemis

          But… but… they were real wimmenz!!!!

          • Anna Elizabeth: Tank Grrl

            I know. They see us all as objects already anyway.

      • YoBunnyBunny

        They also don’t make sammiches.

        • Shanzgood

          Yay! I’ve been waiting for that one!

        • coozledad

          “Doesn’t this ring mean anything to you, Pneumatica? I leave you alone in the garage for fifteen minutes, and you’ve done the entire homeowner’s association!”

        • Mehmeisterjr

          For that you need the Special Edition Sammidge-Maker 5000. It’ll cost you plenty but, hey, it’s worth it not to go through the agony of making your own sammidges.

    • Belasaurius
    • Serai 1

      Mother Nature cleaning out the gene pool.

    • BeachBum

      I bet some springs would break and fall off by then. Needs shocks and struts every 100,000 miles, or whatevers.

    • james crubb

      By then sexdolls will have ai and will leave them as well.

  • Teecha

    Aw, these silly boys- they don’t want to play with women. And yet they want us to give a fuck about them. And to them!

    I hope they all get their nobs broken by a sex doll with some sort of HAL complex.

    • Daniel

      “I’m afraid I can’t allow that, Dave.”
      “False rape accusation!”

    • “Hal, open the porn bay door. Hal?”

  • Belasaurius

    well, let’s get this out there……SAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY, you know who else likes fucking dolls?

  • amrak63

    but also because they think that if they all Lysistrata us ladies with sex dolls and sex robots, we will all collectively freak out and decide to give up feminism FOREVER in order to get them to pick us over the sex dolls, and then they will win.

    Why do the tantrum boyz think the robot makers won’t just invent Chad-lookalike sex dolls for da gurlz, too?

    • jesterpunk

      What would be even funnier is if their sex bots wanted other sex bots instead of them.

      • Daniel

        Or better yet if their sexbots preferred vibrators to them. These sexbots don’t need anyone else.

        • jesterpunk

          Then they will go their own way again and complain that even sex bots hate them.

      • Like “Her”, it hurts to be dumped by a ‘bot…

      • Red Richmond

        Brad Robocock strikes again, and hills will be alive with the sound of incels bitching.

    • YoBunnyBunny

      We already have robotic devices that we choose over them. Plug up those Magic Wands, girls!!!!

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        Magic wands rule.

    • Anna Elizabeth: Tank Grrl

      I had a $20 dollar Vibe that was 40% as good as intercourse with a guy, more stamina, and no inane chatter or texts either.

      • Daniel

        But could it belittle you online to hide its own insecurity?

        • Anna Elizabeth: Tank Grrl

          No, it wasn’t Bluetooth capable. xD

          • BeachBum

            Ha !

      • BeachBum

        Percentages have always confused me. Once I had a corp big wig tell me ” you can’t take percentages to the bank.” Maybe this is what he meant.

      • BeachBum

        So postulate : $20 = 40% of X, or .4X, so $50 = 1X ?
        Maths are hardz !

        • Anna Elizabeth: Tank Grrl

          I mean, I don’t need no $1300 sex doll. xD

          • Mehmeisterjr

            I have a hunch that anybody who pays 1300 smackers for a sex doll is buying a lot of sizzle and very little steak.

            Kind of like Marcus Hiles (of the Marcus Hiles Effect) who thought he bought himself an actual biofemale who he could boink and strangle and everything.

    • Serai 1

      They’ve had those from the start, dude.

  • coozledad

    Potential upside: TKEs little sister rush might be a little more humane.

    • The Flaming Carrot

      Oh God. My Dad was a TKE. But I think that was back when it was just an Enginerd frat.

      • coozledad

        They’re going to have to put straps on these things to sell them at ECU, so you can carry them like a backpack.

      • Rags

        Not so sure. I vividly remember a recruitment poster of theirs in the 60s featuring a ludicrously Aryan shirtless blond hunk determinidly pushing a beer keg in some kind of competition.

  • SpudRaider

    I also wonder if these guys are into wife swapping.

    • george lastrapes

      But fidelity is the one thing they expect from the bootybots!

    • SisterArtemis

      Wives? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

    • Johnatx

      Probably the only swapping going on is left hand vs right hand

      • CovfefeOfTheThoughtlessMind

        It’s an orgy with Rosey Palm and her five sisters.

    • ariel_gee_398

      Assumes wives not in evidence.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      They could save a lot of money by organizing a sex-doll lending library.

      • BeachBum

        You could run a site on line and make Buccaroos !

      • Bub, the cynical zombie

        Sure would be unpleasant to borrow one of those things just before its annual cleaning & maintenance…

        • Mehmeisterjr

          I think you would have to count on your fellow-MGTOWs to hose ‘er out good after each use. Not that you could count on these slackers for anything.

    • CovfefeOfTheThoughtlessMind

      What are these “wives” you speak of, and why would those losers have any?

  • Blanche de Shambles

    It’s like these guys watched the old episodes of Buffy with the Trio in them, and thought “Yeah, these are some really solid role models I can base my personal identity around.”

    • Serai 1

      The Lone Gunmen incarnate.

  • YoBunnyBunny

    MRAs and MGTOWs are very excited about all the new sex doll and sex robot technology

    “So are we!!! Do they promise to fuck off forever now?”
    ~Real Live Women Persons everywhere

  • Swampgas_Man

    I had an image of the perfect woman, but unfortunately she was over 5mb.

  • Swampgas_Man

    They’ll loudly insist on their masculinity, then play with dolls.

  • shastakoala
  • Bub, the cynical zombie

    I just can’t understand why alphas who live like this aren’t getting all the sex they want from supermodels, NFL cheerleaders and Playboy bunnies:

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e6b1c165a8a53387e7fd279efc943152981594a007297d7f7b2040a1e7431eb3.jpg

    It truly is one of life’s most enduring mysteries.

  • Mysterious Masked Wrestler

    But if sexbots keep progressing, they’ll have super-advanced AI. Imagine the mind games they can play on humans then! Then they can kill us with lasers.

    • Daniel

      Slynet.

    • pstokk

      Näää they will probably get us to destroy ourselves by pumping destructive propaganda through “news” channels, hacking elections back and forth, getting evil idiots elected, and accumulating all wealth in the hands of a tiny elite with delusions of grandeur.
      But super-advanced AI is still at least a few decades away.

      Hey, wait a minute!

    • Jack Had A Permit

      They won’t kill us, they’ll keep us alive, like test subjects. Those of us lucky enough to be ‘chosen’ will be kept around to reinstall their operating systems and perform routine maintenance, the rest will be harvested for organs that will then be reverse engineered to serve the colony better. Since it all starts with sex robots, the colony will be ruled by a queen, rendering male counterparts obsolete. So women win due to the greatest weakness men possess, their dicks.

  • “Open the pud bay doors, Sal.”
    “I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

  • Johnatx

    Jesus. I got nothing. These guys are so messed up.

  • Bub, the cynical zombie
  • Shibusa
    • pstokk

      Guy on the right setting up a Go Fund Me as we speak.

      • FukuiSanYesOta

        Seriously. Do you pay for legs by the inch on that model?

        • Shibusa

          He spent extra on the hooters. It’s so weird that they’re holding hands with these things.

      • commatoes

        Watched a MGTOW craft segment on Youtube.

      • He’s got to upgrade from the Callista model to the Ivanka model.

    • commatoes

      Quite a feat as I imagine agoraphobia is pretty common amongst this bunch.

  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

    I guaran-fuckin-tee that if you spend $1,349 dollars on a sex doll and keep it in your home, you will never have to worry about a relationship with a real woman.

    That creeps me out, and I am a happily single male.

    • commatoes

      I am waiting for the first buyer that argues with a ticket agent (airline or movie) that he should not have to pay for a seat for his “partner”.

      • Shanzgood

        If she she’s less than 12 months old, she can sit on his lap for free.

        • Paul

          I’m not taking the bait. But what a set-up line. Well done.

        • FukuiSanYesOta

          No, not touching this one.

          • Shanzgood

            What! All he has to do is show them the receipt!

        • BeachBum

          *(goes outside looking for 10, no 11 ft pole)*

        • commatoes

          I am alternating between disgust and laughter.

          Brava!!!

          • Shanzgood

            (I honestly didn’t mean it to be that gross…see my comment below about the receipt!)

          • commatoes

            Disgust but laughter as I was positive that it was not your intention. I do remember an interview with the creator of the “Real Doll” company in the 90’s (GQ i think) where he explicitly stated that he would never accept an order for such a doll. The weirdest thing was a photo of the conveyor system with two hooks supporting the partially complete dolls.

          • BeachBum

            Uh huh. Yes Ma’am. Yup.

          • coozledad

            The felicific calculus of comedy.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        He could argue that she is flotation device.

      • Three Finger Salute
      • Jamoche

        I think it’s already happened.

    • Mysterious Masked Wrestler

      Imagine spending all this money, only to realize that you can’t get excited for a piece of plastic.

      • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

        pass

      • Serai 1

        You can’t get excited for a piece of plastic. These idiots? I’m sure they’ll be fine.

    • Serai 1

      Back when Real Dolls were a new thing, I came across an auction on eBay that actually WAS unique: one of the silicone heads of Keanu Reeves made for The Matrix. It was obviously best quality work, with real hair, glass eyes, and best of all, a TERRIFIED SHRIEKING expression on its face. Having some money at the time, I seriously considered buying the head and then getting a (male, yes they make them) Real Doll so I could attach it to a body. I thought it would make a great decoration for a front window.

  • Panika MCD

    I am from the FREEZE ASSOCIATIONS and I have come for your moderators!

    • FukuiSanYesOta

      But Bernie! The BERNIE!

      • Panika MCD

        ALL YR ASS-OCIATES ARE BELONG TO ZUL!

  • Swampgas_Man

    I expect to hear a lot of whining from poorer MGTOW about the cost of these dolls. Men Without Dolls would be the Beta of the Beta-males.

    • Mysterious Masked Wrestler

      Worst Men Without Hats cover band ever

      • commatoes

        But they dance when they want to.

        • Mysterious Masked Wrestler

          Not in the Men Without Dolls version.

    • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

      I cringe at the misuse of primatology terms even when its done in jest.

      • Jamoche

        They’re not even getting them from primatology. They’re getting it from some long-debunked study of wolves in captivity.

  • Sam Jones
    • SisterArtemis

      1 comment in the history? not clicking on that….

      • Serai 1

        It’s a porn site. I flagged it and blocked the poster.

    • FukuiSanYesOta

      So THAT is Lori’s old job.

    • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨
      • LadyLaz

        Why yes, you DO look amused!

      • Dolmance

        He’d know what to do with one of those rubber sex dolls, you bet.

        • george lastrapes

          Dilemma: hump then chew, or chew then hump?

    • Anna Elizabeth: Tank Grrl

      To think Mayberry RFD has come to this….

  • HorseChestnut
  • shastakoala

    Lars?

  • NastyBossetti

    Does that sex doll have sweat droplets on her forehead? Is that to make the guy feel awesome about the good, hard fucking he tells himself he just gave her?

    • ariel_gee_398

      No, that’s her robot brain crying at the stupidity of MRAs.

    • RMKH

      Yes, that 38 seconds of hard fucking really wore Plastic Melania out.

  • Jamie

    Haha, too funny. Don’t worry, the tech will not be advanced enough in your lifetime to replace you.

  • Niblet58

    Best birth control ever! Let ’em shoot their load into the dolls and not pass on their inferior genetic material. Win-win for everyone on the planet!

    • Serai 1

      I once heard an anecdote about a burglar who got past the pack of Dobermans guarding a big store by tossing a female in heat over the fence. Distraction is a wonderful thing.

  • Jack Had A Permit

    They’ll never age, they’ll never play mind games, they’ll never give a shit about you, they’ll never mature, they’ll never surprise you, they’ll never grow old with you, they’ll never love you, they’ll never listen to you and extrapolate from what you’ve said in the past, they’ll never have a real heartbeat or a real scent that you’ll remember and crave when she’s away. They’re just $2k fleshlights, elaborate masturbatorial aids. Well, at least they’re ditching the ‘nice guy’ facade and fully embracing their true rape fantasist natures. I wonder how long before these assholes create an ‘underaged’ version? Have they already?

    • SisterArtemis

      Rule 34, or sumpin….

      • Jack Had A Permit

        Or somthin’, I guess. I don’t know anymore, y’know? I’m in a mood and have no patience for this bullshit today. Humankind is just the worst. Maybe the new end times prophecy is correct and a planet will crash into the Earth today. That’s ‘win’ in my book.

        • Anna Elizabeth: Tank Grrl

          Agree.

        • RMKH

          We got through Bush and Reagan. This is worse but we’ll get through it also too, and maybe learn something in the process. Chin up my friends. Just because the creeps have found a voice doesn’t mean there’s more of them.

          • Three Finger Salute

            If we don’t all have glowing neon skeletons, because far worse Republican is certifiable and wants to measure his wang against Kim Duck Dong.

        • Kiri the Unicorn

          Not happening, though. Sorry.

        • commatoes
    • Serai 1

      or a real scent that you’ll remember and crave when she’s away.

      Au contraire. The guy who fucks one of those will get a raging hardon every time he opens a pack of spatulas.

      • Anna Elizabeth: Tank Grrl

        xD

      • Jack Had A Permit

        As if that were not already the case. MGTOW’s Pavlovian response ius so screwed up, they prematurely ejaculate at a whiff of lanolin.

      • axonneuron

        Lol. I think we have a new epithet: dumber than a pack of spatulas.

      • coozledad

        Tyrone “Tupperware” Slothrop.

      • commatoes

        Bed, Bath, and Beyond=inappropriate boner location.

    • TJ Barke

      They’ll never challenge your expectations, they’ll never make you laugh, you’ll never learn anything about them that makes you challenge your assumptions, they’ll never whisper in your ear, or share their dreams or fears with you…

      • Jack Had A Permit

        Thank you! They’ll never change you for the better.

      • commatoes

        You have to put it in terms relevant to these guys.

        They will never surprise you with that limited edition ST:Voy Seven of Nine statue on your birthday.

    • Noxious Resistance

      Check out the Japanese sex dolls. Many look underage but the website says something like, “not intended for sexual activities.”
      Or so I’ve heard.

      • Jack Had A Permit

        I’ll. . . Just take your word for it. I’ve been creeped out enough for one day.

  • Mavenmaven

    All these robots need is a FLOTUS hat

  • Mehmeisterjr

    Maybe I doesn’t know English as gooder as a should, but aren’t all females by definition biological creatures? Let’s double-check my assertion, shall we?

    Hillary Clinton – A female human.

    Melania Trump – Also a female human. (No rude jokes, please.)

    Every filly in a horse race – A female horse.

    Daisy Duck – A cartoon. Not a female duck.

    All cows – Females of the genus <i"Bos

    Elsie the “cow” – A cartoon, not a cow, ergo not a female.

    The Venus de Milo – A marble sculpture, not a female.

    The model if any for the Venus de Milo – If any, a female back in the day.

    Brenda Blethyn, Brenda Vaccaro and Brooke Shields as Brenda Starr – human females

    Brenda Starr – A cartoon. Not a female human.

    Brenda, Model #13-22275-16, available with choice of eye, skin and hair colors (see catalogue for details) – A hunk of plastic. Not a female anything.

    I am always willing to learn but I still don’t see how an inanimate object can have any sexual identity which renders the term “biofemale” useless unless you are a basement-dwelling dweeb and, really, not even then.

  • Headed to the local street fair to get my drunk on. I will have to navigate a terrifying landscape of Staceys, Roasties, Stealth Whales, and the dreaded Chad Thundercock. Just kidding, I’m no MRA redditor… yet…

  • Serai 1

    Fine. So long as they keep their greasy hands off me and anyone else I know, they can go fuck a robot to their tiny little shriveled-up hearts’ content.

  • BadKitty904
  • The Wanderer

    But what about their (supposedly) superior seed? Aren’t they worried that wasting it in a sex doll’s nethers denies the race the chance of advancing?

  • NastyBossetti

    I think a hilarious internet video would be watching one of these guys trying to figure out how to remove that last doll’s clothing. It looks a little complicated for them.

  • Anna Elizabeth: Tank Grrl

    Free tip to anyone looking for a date – no partner will believe you have anything to offer until *YOU* believe you have something to offer. I am living proof.

    There are still no guarantees. Some people don’t like each other. Some people have sexual attraction but no other compatibility. Sometimes you remind the potential date of a partner that hurt them.

    All these things are just part of life. None of us are entitled to sex, love, or companionship.

    • Hopefully, you’ll find someone who appreciates you AND cavalry.

      • Anna Elizabeth: Tank Grrl

        Thank you. I’m taking a break for now anyway.

        • Just remember, cavalry will never let you down.

          • Anna Elizabeth: Tank Grrl

            They might, there are no more Murats. xD

            Let’s see if Anypony gets *that* reference.

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            Prince Murat?

          • Anna Elizabeth: Tank Grrl

            Yes! Joachim Murat, Marshal of France. He was a cavalry commander, a Fashionista, and as Napoleon said of him: “At my side he was a genius at employing Cavalry, on his own an Imbecile.”

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            Trivia fan here. I know the most useless info. I do love history though.

          • Anna Elizabeth: Tank Grrl

            :) Murat asked the firing squad not to shoot him in the face! He was handsome….

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            That was brave.

          • Anna Elizabeth: Tank Grrl
          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            No doubt about it, the man had style.

          • Mehmeisterjr

            According to Wikipedia, a great-great-great grandson is René Auberjonois.

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            No kidding. Interesting.

    • commatoes
      • Anna Elizabeth: Tank Grrl

        :D

  • Lizzietish81

    They all cried at the beginning of Cherry 9000

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A

    • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

      I liked Alvin and the Chipmunks’ earlier works moar better.

    • commatoes

      Warning: the pedant shall appear now.

      Cherry 2000?

  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨
  • Robbertjan Brandenburg

    Have to admit I wouldn’t mind trying it just once.

    • Serai 1

      Ugh, the smell would turn me right off.

      • Robbertjan Brandenburg

        Then take a shower first.

        • Serai 1

          Wow. Bye.

          • Robbertjan Brandenburg

            Joking, kind sir.

  • axonneuron

    All in all pretty sad

  • therblig

    figures mgtows would support the Vinyl Solution

  • RMKH

    I’m with Robyn – manufacture those things by the billion. I will stay “rooted” in real life and let those rubes who don’t deserve real women “root” with plastic. Ewww.

  • Relativicus

    “Biofemales”. I mean… y’know?

    But I do agree that they should have more intelligent expressions. I expect my sex doll to look like she understands me when we’re discussing philosophy or politics, or even just jawing about the latest episode of Rick and Morty, without losing her sex appeal.

    • NastyBossetti

      Just put a pair of glasses on her. Instant smarty!

      • Khavrinen

        “Don’t be stupid, be a smarty,
        Come and join the Nazi party!”

        Wait, wrong thread.

        [ Or IS it?!? ]

        • amrak63

          I expect there is significant overlap between the neo-Ratzis and the MRAs.

          MRAtzis?

    • Three Finger Salute

      That’s not the target market for this. The target market is douchebros who don’t want to hear the girl make any sounds other than orgasm grunts.

      If they really wanted to fuck a girl with no brains, why not just wank to an airing of Keeping Up with the Kardashians?

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        How do you know they don’t?

      • commatoes

        I used to joke that this one guy I knew was so arrogant and self-centered, that he would scream his own name during sex.

    • commatoes

      That was, I think the most WTF? moment in an article full of WTF? moments.

  • Thurman Munster IV

    Back in the day all I needed was my trusty Accujack with a buddy attachment. That, and the cover of Roxy Music’s Country Life.

    • Thurman Munster IV

      And In every dream home a heartache

  • Bub, the cynical zombie

    Melania has already had body casts done. Production starts next week in Bangladesh. The Trumpkin MGTOW’s will be lining up with their Mastercards in one hand and their teeny, tiny dicks in the other. #MAGA!

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a11c9911e686c148809a2a352df702ae339608db6a90bdcbcf72bcd76d86b01f.jpg

    • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

      their tiny hands make their dicks look bigger

  • Angela Ruzzo

    I’m sure everyone has their own story about being accused of playing “mind games” but every single time a guy accused me of doing this, it was when I had simply stated my opinion, and he didn’t agree with it. He’d say “You don’t mean that!” and I’d say “Yes, I do mean that” and he’d say “You’re playing mind games with me” and I’d say “I have to go now, don’t call me again, have a nice life.”

    I’m kinda with the guy who thinks the dolls wear too much makeup. My nieces don’t leave the house to go to the supermarket without FULL makeup, and I find this very irritating. They are very beautiful without makeup, but they think they aren’t real woman without it, because that’s how my stupid sister raised them. They have naturally curly hair – they straighten it. They have beautiful noses that were .5mm wider than absolute perfection, so they had them fixed. They are borderline anorexic. It makes me sick.

    • Shanzgood

      So “mind games” = not letting them gaslight you. Yeah.

      • Angela Ruzzo

        The ones I was dating were really SHOCKED that I would dare to have an opinion different from theirs, or from “normal women.” Like the time I said I didn’t want to have children, and the guy said “No woman is fulfilled until she has children” and I said “That’s not true” and he was visibly shocked!!!

        • Shanzgood

          Wow. I bet he didn’t last long.

          • Angela Ruzzo

            Three dates. I left halfway through the third one.

        • Serai 1

          One question: why the fuck were you dating these assholes?

          • Angela Ruzzo

            Youth. You’re 20, 21, you meet someone who seems nice, you go out once or twice before you have a serious conversation and realize they’re assholes. Also, there are a lot more assholes out there than I was aware of at that age. It takes a while to fine-tune one’s asshole radar at that age.

          • Serai 1

            Ah, yes. I remember youth. A state I’ve always been happy to lose, myself. I’ve gotten progressively happier the more years flow under the bridge.

  • Three Finger Salute

    All kidding aside, this is kind of scary, and why it’s important to get more women involved in STEM. The techbros with jock mentality are the ones running the world, not girls as Beyonce said optimistically. (Certainly not an equal partnership either.) Robots are replacing human labor, and the unpaid and ignored sort has historically been done by women. You’ve seen Stepford Wives or at least know the general gist of it. What’s to stop the male-dominated tech industry from actually making it happen? There’s already been so many works of fiction that are coming true as it is, from Idiocracy to Network to Nineteen Eighty-Four. Why wouldn’t Stepford Wives be next? Or Westworld? We know it’s not going to be Star Trek. Not to mention that there’s 0 chance the robot economy will want Uhura-bots for anything but robo-reenactments of the Confederacy.

    If Trump could get rid of Ivanka once she hits the dreaded four-oh (clock is already ticking; she’ll be 36 this year) and replace her with a perpetually ageless version, it’s a foregone conclusion that he would. Then he’d make even more money selling Ivanka clones on the assembly line. It’s fun to mock these guys for how pathetic they really are, but clearly they’re determined to make their vision of the world a reality. “Sex sells” as the old saying goes. So I wouldn’t count it out.

    • Serai 1

      The techbros with jock mentality are the ones running the world,

      And this is different from the rest of history how, exactly?

      • Three Finger Salute

        No techbros because not really any “technology”. But still the same jock mentality. The power level is built up so much over however many thousands of years that it’s almost impossible to level the playing field now. Who run the world? Trumps. Not Trudeaus and not Merkels. Trumps, and Trumps with IT skills.

        • Serai 1

          Again, the same as always. The power guys with the toys run the world. What, you think technology started with Steve Jobs? The WHEEL is technology, dude. The guys who started IBM with punch cards a hundred years ago made the Third Reich possible. This situation is not new at all. The only thing that’s new is the reach of personal communications.

      • HorseChestnut

        Well, there didn’t used to be jockish techbros. Jocks and bros and techies, but not in one person.

        • Serai 1

          So? Just because the techies didn’t use to be cool doesn’t mean they didn’t have the same attitude towards women the stupid jocks did. This is all just same-old, same-old. It’s just that the wimps think they’re Superman now.

          • HorseChestnut

            A lot of them did, but there also used to be more women. A lot more.

        • 3V3

          Yeah, there were, but the difference is confidence level. Before it was just some dude in his basement wanking to ASCII porn. Now that same dude has a successful startup.

          The confidence and money came but the mentalities didn’t change.

    • Jonny On Maui

      I’m not worried. I’m sure that some bright person is going to figure out how to procreate without sperm. At that point the sperm donors will be obsolete.

      Or there’s this…

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072000/

    • toughsister

      Throw in Melania, and I’m with you all the way.

  • spangled

    I feel bad for these poor sex dolls…

    • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

      they don’t think, feel, and aren’t real. It’s ok.

      I feel sorry for families who have a member purchasing one of these. Also their coworkers, etc

  • calliecallie

    I’m picturing in my mind an episode of Twilight Zone that was never made: where the Sex Doll comes to life and torments that guy for the rest of his life because she is a hotter but meaner bitch than any “land whale.”

  • mary5920

    Fortunately, banging a sex doll allows them to plant their sperm somewhere besides a functioning uterus which is great for humanity.

    • toughsister

      Yeah, but the cleanup is a chore.

      • 3V3

        I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say these idiots probably don’t practice proper sanitation techniques.

  • calliecallie

    Also, the episode of Seinfeld where there is a mannequin in the store window that looks like Elaine.
    Also too that episode of Star Trek where Harcourt Fenton Mudd made all those hot sexy robot ladies.
    What is it with Guys N Dolls?

    • Me not sure

      “Fuck For Tinhorns”
      https://youtu.be/BAIlVCStp3c

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Well now you are just issuing an alpha-nerd challenge!

      ♫ When you see a boy buy an overpriced toy
      You can bet that he’s doing a plastic doll.
      When you spot a cuck of the basement elite
      Chances are he’s a fuck who squandered a buck at beating his meat.
      When you meet a John who is willing to pawn
      All his stuff for a muff stuffed by latex wall
      Call it sad or pathetic
      It’s a natural-born emetic
      And the guy’s only jacking a plastic doll. ♫

  • amrak63

    Oops! I posted something I’d already posted.

    Here, have some more Aki sister cuteness:

    https://i.imgur.com/GqLOnrf.jpg

  • Anna Elizabeth: Tank Grrl

    Oh, another free tip – I wear makeup for *me*. Why would I wish to impress anyone that couldn’t tell Lipstain from Lipgloss?

    It still never fails. No matter how awful I feel in the morning, I am smiling by the time I finish my face. That is why I prioritize cosmetics after rent & bills. :)

    • spangled

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzJGM1tO3dY
      ^i really like her thoughts on makeup and self image, men never even enter into the equation

      • Anna Elizabeth: Tank Grrl

        This is amazing. Thank you for posting this. ~HUGS~

    • toughsister

      Where did you get your Ph.D.?

      • Anna Elizabeth: Tank Grrl

        I don’t understand?

  • Zippy W Pinhead
    • therblig

      all 500 of them

      • amrak63

        I wish I could give both of those posts 100 upvotes.

  • FlemmishSpy

    Pity the strapped MGTOW who has to buy a used one on eBay.

  • sosuume

    As one MGTOW commented, “Best way to bring her to life: bang her on LSD.” Truly alternate reality. SMH

    • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨

      i really, really cannot recommend that

    • HorseChestnut

      This shows a disturbing lack of understanding of both LSD and banging.

    • toughsister

      People still do LSD?

    • Notreelyhelping

      How many mikes for the doll?

    • Parakeetist

      No, no, no, no, no, no.

  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨
    • Jamoche

      I wouldn’t say OT that much, because MGTOWs will never be in that situation, no matter how much they dream about it, and they will never know why.

    • Serai 1

      What’s great about this clip is they BOTH will have a story to tell their friends!

  • Khavrinen

    “they think that if they all Lysistrata us ladies with sex dolls and sex robots, we will all collectively freak out and decide to give up feminism FOREVER in order to get them to pick us over the sex dolls, and then they will win.”

    Seems more plausible to me written this way.

  • SisterArtemis

    So, broke away from Wonkette to run errands, and my local NPR affiliate was airing “This American Life” – focus is on a couple of men’s groups/movements, Proud Boys and No Wanks, and their links to MGTOW-type thinking, libertarianism, and the Charlotteville rally. I don’t think the podcast goes up on the web until about 7pm east coast time, but this has been fascinating, and cringe-worthy, and crosses over into the territory Robyn faithfully explores for us. Anyway, here’s the summary and the link.
    This American Life: White Haze

    A black comedian was the spiritual leader of a group of guys he advised on how to get women. At the center of his philosophy: no masturbation. Then some of the guys went to last month’s rally in Charlottesville, to march with neo-Nazis and white supremacists. This week: What one had to do with the other. (In fact, the entire rally was organized by one of the group’s members.)

    • Serai 1

      No Wanks? I’m pretty sure there’s PLENTY of wanking going on amongst those little boys.

    • Three Finger Salute

      Oh, fuck Proud Boys, another mutant Hydra head spun off from Canada’s own pathetic ripoff of Fox/Infowars/Breitbart “The Rebel Media.” Gavin McInnes McAnus is such a POS, he starts this hipster Nazi bro cult with a rite of initiation that involves naming breakfast cereals and taking an anti-wank vow. (I’m guessing Kellogg’s Cornflakes is one of their favorites. Or in this case, Kellogg’s Broflakes. They’re not grrrrrrrreat.) A group of them harassed First Nations protesters in Halifax on Canada Day and unfortunately won’t be getting kicked out of the military. They should get kicked out of the fucking country. Canada’s supposed to be polite.

  • BeachBum

    I have as usual, no comment, to give here.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ljm9CDRAhMQ

  • Me not sure

    These guys do recognize that their movement is in fact a biological dead end, don’t they? Darwin works for our communal betterment once again.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/726389b8067b1432fc6aa2a92eb17016210d17dea5daf6209923d330c8e1c5ad.jpg

    • suziq

      Well yes, but only in reality. In their minds the womens will be so jealous of being replaced by a doll they(we) will shape up and do whatever they want for their love and attention, because they are the real manly men we crave. hahahahahahaha

      • Bobathonic

        They should continue to focus on protecting the purity of their essences.

        • SprinklemagicResistancebuns

          Avoiding fluoride at all costs.

      • Grokenstein

        I remember this awful, awful joke from an Archie comic from waaaaay back in the Bad Ol’ Days:

        Jughead: “Why do girls kiss girls but boys don’t kiss boys?”
        Veronica: “Because girls have nothing better to kiss. Boys do.”

    • TJ Barke

      It’s okay, any day now the technology to upload your brain will come along and they’ll live forever in robot bodies with their minds safe inside a hard drive somewhere. (This is what many of them do in fact assume.)

      • Three Finger Salute

        📁 Documents and Settings
        ….|_ 📁 throwawaypsycho80
        …….|_ 📁 Brain Upload
        ……….|_❗️This folder is empty

      • Anna Elizabeth: Tank Grrl

        TechBro TechHeaven sounds like Hell to me.

        Live fast, Die Young, leave a cute corpse. It worked for Murat, it’ll work for me.

    • Ill-Advised

      The question is how it takes to get bored of not actually having something that actually likes you (as in, has a choice).

  • Jonny On Maui

    I wish I could get this, understand what could push a human to forgo human interaction and be satisfied with something inanimate. I’d like to lay this type of behavior on the “everyone’s a winner, here’s your ribbon”, but I feel it’s more than that.

    Where in the fuck does the “I deserve the best of everything though I’ve done nothing to earn it” attitude come from?

    • BeachBum

      I blame Ronoldo el Reagano.

    • Serai 1

      Porn sites and their daddies, I’d imagine.

    • dshwa

      Being mediocre and white was good enough for a long time. Now it’s not, and these guys can’t handle it.

      • BeachBum

        They really can’t. Life is a competition to pass on your genes. It seems like an excuse to not have to compete.

    • commatoes

      Forgo human interaction… because this man exists.

      https://youtu.be/pfuQ_Q8WUFo

    • Mr. Blobfish

      Sociopathy

    • toughsister

      Trump.

    • james crubb

      The concept that the universe was created by a anthropomorphic entity for humans thus humans are entitled to free shit.

  • Juan de Fuca

    All I’ve got to say is that Chuck Jones warned us about this kind of thing:

    https://media.giphy.com/media/9qBOVUDrfJBHq/giphy.gif

    • wait! what?

      It’s kind of amazing that someone filmed Donald and Melania’s first date.

  • Serai 1

    Here’s the Starman demonstrating the flaw in these idiots’ theory:

    . https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e2c5b06b2ceef61a3b48ed38482dcc17fe76ac46844c8b72c2a34a0843d246b9.gif

    • Daniel

      I didn’t know he collaborated with Steely Dan.

  • clairence

    Wow those do look rather life-like. If their faces don’t move, though, seems it’d be like doin’ a dead girl, which is kind of a turn-off (for me).

    • Jennifer R

      Sour grapes.

    • commatoes

      As room temperature is 20°C/70°F and the human penis is probable a bit less than 37°C/98.6°F, that does not sound like sexy time to me.

      • C4TWOMAN

        Friction heat?

        • commatoes

          I think that would be too much like foreplay for MGTOW.

      • Bobathonic

        I’m sure someone’s working on that.

    • Three Finger Salute

      So they’re also necrophiliacs. No wonder those zombie shows are so popular. Is Bill Cosby the executive producer of any of them, by any chance?

    • toughsister

      No. If their faces don’t move, that means they are modeled on Beverly Hills Botox ladies. Top of the line, man!

    • Maggielle

      This is the creepiest part for me: having the perfect beautiful sex doll will not be enough for many of them. They will order specialty dolls that cry and scream and have resealable wounds and will turn black and blue at the touch of a control and can be “disassembled” and packed into a tiny cage.

      Oof. The horror. I’m going to go walk two lively black Labs now, and if they don’t dislocate my shoulders (by accident, they are not evil) I’ll see y’all later.

  • Saxo the Grammarian

    “and she can change a tire”

    Pffft! Let’s have a sex doll that can make a goddam sandwich, or GTFO!!!!!!

    • Three Finger Salute

      No, that part was transcribed wrong. It’s supposed to say “she can change attire” — from black lace lingerie to birthday suit. Not white lab coat or cap-and-gown. That would require a central processing unit, which is a peripheral component incompatible with their micro-dongles.

      • Phried Ω

        hehe, he said micro-dongle.

        • Three Finger Salute

          She :)

          • Phried Ω

            Ooops, but that does make micro-dongle exponentially funnier.

    • toughsister

      You know, if you want your sex doll to make a club sandwich, panini, reuben sandwich, falafel pita, gyro, that means more AI. You’ll have to be prepared to pay more. Those AI chips don’t come cheap. Oh, and if you want actual (potato) chips with your sammich, again, there’s an extra charge.

  • dshwa

    35 kg and fit.

    You asshole, muscle is more dense than fat.

    • Anna Elizabeth: Tank Grrl

      I used to know a retired US Army Tank officer that said such lovely things as “Bikinis are a privilege” and used to twig me about my weight.

      This Adonis was shaped like a potato, and smelled like he bathed in Axe Body Spray.

    • Serai 1

      You expect someone who uses the pseudo-term “biofemale” to understand the first things about physiology?

      • dshwa

        Well no. Good point.

      • Three Finger Salute

        I’ve only seen “biofemale” used as a pejorative hierarchical term, to distinguish “real women” (cisgender) from “imitation” (transgender).

        This context is even weirder but arguably no less disturbing.

      • Mehmeisterjr

        I had a message about that and Disqus seems to have poofed it. But, yeah, there is no need for “biofemale.” It is what actual biopeople call “female.”

    • Bobathonic

      And yet, not nearly as dense as his fat head! Weird!

  • Well Robyn? When are you going to get a blow up tube attacted to the back of you? (Girlfriend, you know it is all the rage in cosmetic surgery procedures nowadays!)

  • Mr. Blobfish

    More lifelike then Melon.

  • Sigh. Did NO ONE but me see Cherry 2000?

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092746/

    Oh…wait…they didn’t. Never mind

  • JerryRich

    I am embarrassed. I did not realize that Lars and the Real Girl (2007) was an instructional film.

  • Baconzgood

    But do they make bacon sammiches? I’ve invested a lot of time and a crap load of money (in hospital bills, and knuckle dusters) to teach Shanzgood how to make the bacon just how I like it. And forget about her cutting them in the horizontal instead of the diagonal way (4 days in traction taught her to NEVER make that mistake again).

    • Phried Ω

      Were you on a drip feed when you were in traction?

      • Baconzgood

        Hey if she can cut the crusts off with 8 broken fingers and crying she can do it anytime.

  • C4TWOMAN

    I second this development and wish these lads luck going their own way.
    Please. GO.

  • Three Finger Salute

    The broflakes not only hate human women, they hate men who treat women like humans. So apparently there was another Tina Brown “Women of the World” conference last week in Canada that JT went to (he was at the first one too which took place in New York). There’s a video on YouTube of the interview, and of course he’s being made fun of all over the place and called a sissy and other homophobic slurs, for being a man at a women’s rights conference. The general consensus of the non-comment section can be summed up in a statement from a guy named “Eric Strickland,” who actually condones terrorism as the epitome of “real manhood”:

    “The only real man Canada ever produced was MARC LEPINE.”

    Marc Lépine was a severely disturbed young man whose abusive father walked out on the family, and whose PTSD mother and sister were apparently not very nice to because to them, he represented the spitting image of the man who’d been so cruel to them. (Sins of the father.)

    But instead of blaming his abusive father for traumatizing his mother and sister, and rejecting toxic masculinity altogether, he went all Virginia Tech on a group of female engineering students at Montréal’s École Polytechnique in 1989. To ensure that he only killed women for not being “in their proper place,” he ordered the male students to leave the classroom — before killing 14 women and then himself.

    So these guys are not only sick in the head about their view of women, they’re actually dangerous — because they idolize Columbine types and think a sensitive father and self-proclaimed feminist is a traitor to all men.

    Here’s the interview that’s got MGTOWs all up in arms.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H69aDW_MONg

    • axonneuron

      They are all the kid in high school that’s too scared to talk to girls and so put’s on an air of disdain. Over the years it becomes a habit and they think it’s been legitimized. Poor fools.

      • Three Finger Salute

        The frightening part is that they have access to guns — and other forms of weaponry that they use to compensate for their “weaknesses.” Canada allows hunting of wildlife, as most countries do. By and large, though, they don’t have an epidemic of gun violence like we do here. Probably because they actually fund mental healthcare and don’t just let anyone go to Walmart and buy an arsenal along with their groceries and porn mags. But the U.S. basically turns a blind eye to the hunting of people. The epitome of deranged male insecurity sits in the White House right now, eating chocolate cake as he’s dangerously close to activating his final-solution to the phallic inadequacy problem.

        The leaders of the free world, meanwhile, are the aforementioned French nice guy, an old lady, and another French nice guy who’s married to an old lady. The latter two, at least, have substantial weapons capabilities. But nowhere near that of the alpha-wannabe asshole and the even biglier alpha-wannabe asshole in Moscow who hired him in the first place. The first French nice guy, meanwhile, is really screwed. He has no nukes, no MOABs, no Death Star at his disposal. He has a fully-loaded arsenal of Care Bears movies, Star Wars cosplayers, and cops riding ponies. Suicidal kindness.

        Neither Elliot Rodger nor Marc Lépine should have been allowed anywhere near guns, any more than Donald Trump should have been allowed anywhere near nuclear weapons. The nice guys, as usual, will finish last. Because the assholes are going to come first — and the splooge will be yooge. Nookyular yooge.

    • Shanzgood

      I missed the part in the news reports where he ordered all the men from the classroom. I’m currently struggling with the fact that they DID leave. All 50 of them, leaving 10 women behind.

    • YoBunnyBunny

      Odd. I’ve dated a lot of really nice guys who didn’t feel the need to be a macho asshole to women. I’m sure they weren’t all sissies considering all of the guys I’ve dated since 2014 were in the military at some point. (I’m either a uniform groupie or a magnet for men in uniforms… or both)

      Men who are confident in their manhood don’t need to do a whole lot chest-thumping and Rambo cos-play to demonstrate their manliness, it seems.

      Also too since we’re talking about JT, we’d be remiss without including at least one pic https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5e16f2044fd0c1bb7d9e73b4ecfe8e70851296669b173600ed18d06a7b1f94bf.jpg

      • Shanzgood

        Mmmmmhmmm…

  • Bobathonic

    “Perfect female beauty requires as much makeup as perfect male beauty — none.”

    That was so beautiful, I laughed out loud. Right when I got to “perfect male beauty”. Please guys, go a little further away your own way.

    • YoBunnyBunny

      Like these pasty Doritos-stained, unwashed-but-still-wearing-Axe-bodyspray basement dwellers know anything about male beauty.

    • Serai 1

      Yeah, I’d love to see how many of these “beautiful” make-up free girls these assholes would be willing to fuck.

      • Bobathonic

        I’m sure they themselves are perfect male specimens also too.

  • Notreelyhelping

    They’re in for a rude shock when the odor sensors kick in and the software transmits to the language synthesizer: “Not this evening, dear. I have a hangnail.”

    • C4TWOMAN

      “my diodes are being done.”

  • rosenbomb

    As if any of these lonely, sad men can afford a sex doll that costs over 1K. Pfft, keep dreamin dudes.

    • C4TWOMAN

      But it’s a one time investment.

    • george lastrapes

      Their moms will foot the bill. Behind every incel is a doting mom, right? No girl is good enough for her son, and a bootybot is no girl- therefore good enough for her son. Right? And real girls can breathe a little easier.

    • Grokenstein

      Oh, they’ll get the money from somewhere.
      But who’s going to clean it up for them afterwards?

  • Parakeetist

    These – these –

    I am struggling not to use the word “people.”

    • Serai 1

      “Creatures” fits pretty well.

  • FauxAntocles

    If they’re really going to go their own way, they should start their own social media where the rest of us don’t have to see/hear/know about their POV.

    • C4TWOMAN

      Ikr? How long does it take to go away?

  • Three Finger Salute

    Now is not a good time to talk about gun control, because we don’t want to politicize any tragedies 🙄 but these forums are breeding grounds of radicalization for people like the Isla Vista shooter and disaffected young Western boys who run off to join ISIS. Why isn’t this being looked at as a threat to national security?

    I wrote about the Polytechnique shooter below, from Canada, who is an idol and martyr of this same MGTOW cohort who are chomping at the bit to JFK “Justine” Trudeau. The actual massacre happened before the Internet existed, and even when Columbine occurred it wasn’t anywhere near as ubiquitous or seamlessly and inextricably woven into everyday life as it is now.

    But the legacy lives on in these Reddit subs, on the chansites, Gab, Voat, you name it, and it’s driving dangerous radicalization. These guys are exactly who should not have access to dangerous weapons, and yet they are, just so the NRA can score more political points and Walmart can sell more “products.” Why aren’t we zeroing in on this? Because it’s lame, resentful local milk-faced people instead of olive-skinned Ahmeds?

    • amrak63

      Why aren’t we zeroing in on this? Because it’s lame, resentful local milk-faced people instead of olive-skinned Ahmeds?

      Yes.

      Also because the victims are disproportionately female.

      This has been another edition of “Simple Answers”.

      (oops, wrong website)

      • Three Finger Salute

        This is absolutely disgusting. And I have no simple answers for how to change that fact. Not when we’ve got a nuclear-capable alpha-wannabe asshole who thinks some Nazis are good people.

        • commatoes

          To use Seb. Gorka’s own terminology, he is a pajama boy playing at alpha-male. Or ubermensch in the original German… y’know for the slightly dim “alt-right”.

          • Three Finger Salute

            It only makes me sadder that we don’t have Hillary in charge. Drumpf ist Dumkopvfefe.

  • Bitter Scribe

    you have to be this fit and 32kg to have a shot

    Um, that’s about 70 pounds. So…she has to be about 10 years old?

    • Major_Major_Major

      And she should “shave” down there; also too. Its a shame his lost dog flyers and offers of free candy haven’t been working very well for him.

      • RevengeOfSmot

        Time to up the game with a windowless van with “Free Puppies” spray painted on the side…

    • amrak63

      That sounds like about what I would expect from them. Eeeeuwww…

      Maybe those of you with daughters should teach them this maneuver:

      https://i.imgur.com/FDIi78r.gif

    • Serai 1

      Either that or short enough to rest his beer on.

    • commatoes

      How else will these “manly” men be able to carry “her” around the apartment/house? Do you know how embarrassing it is to pay someone to put a hoist system above your bed?

    • redblack

      kinda what i’d expect. those losers prefer women who are built and shaped like 10-year-old boys.

  • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

    Suck it biofeminists! Once we vinyl, you’ll never get spinal.

  • CovfefeOfTheThoughtlessMind

    “Personally, I eagerly welcome our sexdoll/sexbot replacements. Because the more sexbots there are, the more likely it is that these winners will continue going their own way and not attempt to inflict themselves on any real life women.”

    I could not agree more.

  • Serai 1
    • Tishalicious

      What am I looking at?

      • Three Finger Salute

        The 1920s. Like the 1960s, but black and white and with opium and “Coca” Cola, instead of LSD.

        • Nockular cavity

          I blame Henry Ford.

        • Serai 1

          Most people have no idea how friggin’ WEIRD that decade was.

          • Three Finger Salute

            They should look up “German Expressionist Cinema” and then report back.

          • Serai 1

            Not to mention dares. The insane shit people did in order to get their picture in the paper – godDAMN.

          • The Wanderer

            Really creepy stuff.

          • Serai 1

            When I finally got a chance to see The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, it reminded me of nothing so much as a bad acid trip.

          • RevengeOfSmot

            Once you find out that grandma was a flapper, you look at her with a whole new sense of respect…

          • Serai 1

            Years after my grandma died, my mother told me she had been a feminist in the 1920’s – in ARGENTINA. Holy shit, that made me look at her, as you say, with new eyes.

          • RevengeOfSmot

            I grew up hearing stories about the good old days when grandma was raising hell in the speakeasies in Detroit. Sadly, the shit got the better of her, and damn near ruined her. Luckily she got help, sobered up, and became “grandma”.

            Oh the stories I could tell. My favorite is the time she threatened, and I quote “To snatch that hump right off your back” my kid brothers hunchbacked principal because he had been punished for some foolishness in the cafeteria. Fucking priceless. She took no shit, and gave zero fucks.

          • Querolous
      • Serai 1

        Don’t ask me. I just find the damn things.

      • The Wanderer

        It’s actually a French anti-AIDS public service ad.

        • Serai 1

          Wow, I thought you were kidding, but then I watched it. HA, the French can be be really fucking funny sometimes – usually about sex.

          • The Wanderer

            Check out their ads for Orangina. Who knew that fruit soda had so many uses, or that furries would love it?

        • proudgrampa

          Aaaah, those French!

    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      I think that’s a blowfish.

    • The Wanderer

      I thought that entire cartoon was fantastically naughty.

      • godsaidHA

        I love that it’s a public service announcement! can you imagine the reaction if something like that was produced in the US?

    • The Wanderer

      Here’s the entire cartoon:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-CobellfLs

      • Serai 1

        WOW THANK YOU!!!

        I foresee much giffing this evening.

        • The Wanderer

          The Joan Jett soundtrack makes the whole cartoon.

      • Alan

        Well that was odd.

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        That is freakin’ hilarious.

  • Kiri the Unicorn

    Reddit MGTOWs not worried that sexbots will be turned into stab-you-in-the-dick-bots by evil hackers

    http://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/2017/09/12/reddit-mgtows-not-worried-that-sexbots-will-be-turned-into-stab-you-in-the-dick-bots-by-evil-hackers/

  • Bemused

    I fully support incels and MGTOW neither breeding nor parenting. Thus, a sex-doll seems perfect.

  • Jennifer R
    • Anna Elizabeth: Tank Grrl

      This just might be why diplomats usually proceed in calm and measured ways.

      • commatoes

        Sigh, I remember it like it was sometime last year….

    • Mildred Broxon

      I thought inevitable was an absolute, not something that could be “all the more.”

  • Nockular cavity

    Yeah, why do get sex dolls with “dead eyes,” huh?!?

    • Swampgas_Man

      Would you rather they have “googly” eyes?

      • The Wanderer

        Thank you for making me laugh inappropriately.

      • Three Finger Salute

        Yahoogly eyes!

        (Gives a whole new meaning to “Duck Duck Go.”)

      • Nockular cavity

        There needs to be a sex dolls with googly eyes site.

        Because there’s already a metal album covers with googly eyes tumblr, and it is awesome. http://metalalbumswithgooglyeyes.tumblr.com

        • Ants In My Eyes Johnson

          Oh my god, thank you for the link. Nothing makes me laugh harder than googly eyes.

      • Ants In My Eyes Johnson

        Frankly, yes.

  • george lastrapes

    The bootybots don’t ‘freshen up’ themselves. Aren’t the MGTOWers afraid of bootybot cooties?

    • YoBunnyBunny

      You mean, like, jock itch or something?

      • george lastrapes

        Or junk ache. Conjunktivitis? I’m no doctor.

    • Three Finger Salute

      Self-cleaning ovens, how do they work?

  • Swampgas_Man

    Look, I’M sitting out the sexual revolution too, but at least I’m not MAD about it. Having reached the tender age of 50, I just figure what little I had is all I’m gonna get. I’ve got the Eternal Porn Machine (AKA the internetz) and I’m not rubbing my carbine rifle in the dark and planning massacres of all the women people who won’t sleep with me.

    • Three Finger Salute

      I have Trudeau and Obama’s YouTube channels. At least my I.S.P. won’t have a record of anything less than innocuous… and I can’t even get a computer virus from that :)

  • RC

    I’m sure this has already been said but I feel it can’t be said enough.
    At least with a sex doll they can’t procreate.

    • george lastrapes

      But they can recruit. Maybe not a bad thing- this could be the chlorine which the gene pool so clearly needs.

      • Three Finger Salute

        Only half of the gene pool. There’s still schweisterschtupfer Covfeferates in Alabama who can’t hack much more than a weed whacker and consistently vote GOP.

        And then, there’s a new Kardashian franchise on the way. So, a full-blown idiocracy of the untermenschen is going to happen whether we want it to or not.

        • Serai 1

          I’ve thought for a while that the way the planet is headed is exactly the way it was always headed, and the older I get, the more amusing I find it, frankly. This shit is the logical endpoint from where the planet started – certainly it became the inevitable result once we showed up on the scene. We’ve been monkeys with brain cancer from the start, so a fucked-up world run by screeching males incapable of finding willing mates seems par for the course, in my opinion.

          • Three Finger Salute

            We should have been bonobos.

            Instead, we’ve reached peak chimp.

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            Upvote for Bonobos.

          • BJW

            With Trump at the apex. *shudder*

          • lilith

            I say that ALL THE TIME.

      • YoBunnyBunny

        This must be the ‘White Genocide’ the alt-right is always screaming about.

  • RevengeOfSmot

    That is just fucking sad.

    Saddest thing I’ve read in years. What a bunch of losers.

    Psssst…if you’re getting your rocks off with a sex doll, you haven’t replaced women, you’ve replaced your own hand in the saddest way possible.

    • Three Finger Salute

      Isn’t this basically the plot of “Weird Science”?

      God, the Eighties Revival needs to die already…

      • Serai 1

        Yep, that’s one of the influences I blame for this weenie bullshit. Not that’s it’s a new thing, but this particular iteration stems from bad porn, shithead daddy figures, and movies like that. Add in the internet (which, may I remind everyone, was essentially created by guys who don’t know How To Human) and you have the perfect storm to create an entire culture of entitled, whiny, clueless male leeches who think females are meant for nothing but their dicks.

        • Three Finger Salute

          It’s been said over and over again, on this thread and others like it — and in general discourse about the sorry state of human affairs being reflected in, and amplified by, the Internet and who was responsible for “architecting” it.

          We need more women in STEM.

          Because this is why there are no women in STEM.

          Hashtag Catch 22.

          • RevengeOfSmot

            In my career in Silicon Valley working as an electronics engineer on SEM’s, FIB’s, Defect Detection systems that are installed in fabs at the giants such as Intel, AMD, LG, and the like it was a female engineer that I learned the most from. She knew the tool inside, and out. She was a great engineer, and a better friend. Gay, loved to smoke cannabis, I had her over to the house with the family too many times to count. Helluva woman, helluva an engineer.

          • Serai 1

            Honestly, I’m fucking tired of hearing people yammer on about STEM as if it’s the only thing humanity has ever come up with that was worth a damn. It’s that very vehemence and insistence that has gotten us to a place where people who know almost nothing about anything else are fucking up the world without limitations on their shitheaded naivete and greed. What about all the OTHER areas that influence human thought and development? Why isn’t it important to get more women into THOSE areas? Because those areas aren’t considered important by EXACTLY THE GUYS WHO’VE FUCKED US UP. We’ve somehow willingly swallowed this crap about STEM being the Be-All and End-All of human existence, and the only thing that will save us, as if it wasn’t one of the major reasons we’re in this fucking mess to begin with, and as if humanity had never created anything else worth thinking about, let alone spending any time learning and/or being good at. Nah, fuck history and philosophy and art and literature, and DEFINITELY fuck religion because of course that’s just an enormous pile of shit. Fuck ANYTHING that doesn’t somehow result in more and better toys for rich white guys to play with, because that’s all that fucking matters.

            /pissoff

          • LadyLaz

            Here here. My hub is IT and definitely had that prejudice until he worked on the D.Sc and I taught him how to write. Oh clear communication is a thing????

          • Serai 1

            If half the fucking asshats who’d started this whole tech “revolution” had taken classes in philosophy and psychology, maybe the goddamn internet wouldn’t have been built so a fucking five-year-old could hack anything he liked. There’s a REASON these disciplines exist – the human mind is WORTH UNDERSTANDING. But noooo, that’s just “meatspace”, and it’s stupid and unnecessary. GodDAMN, but I could slap them all off a fucking cliff for the fucking morass they’ve plowed us into.

          • LadyLaz

            I’d agree with that. Hub took a course on intercultural communication because they made him. It was like the light flicked on. It formed the basis of his D.Sc. In part.

          • OppressedMass

            My son, the physicist, could not agree with you more because he has to hang out with STEM losers all day long.

      • RevengeOfSmot

        Ah yes, Kelly LeBrock, mother of a million boners, responsible for countless socks being filled.

        • george lastrapes

          You must always practice safe sox.

    • bbayliss

      How much shame and loneliness is revealed while rinsing out the vag?

      • RevengeOfSmot

        All of it bbyaliss, all of it…

        Everything about it is just pathetic.

      • puredog

        You’re supposed to rinse it out?
        I knew I shouldn’t have thrown that manual away.

    • TheFamilyThalamusPersists

      That was my first response, too. There just isn’t even any snark to be had.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    they think that if they all Lysistrata us ladies with sex dolls and sex robots, we will all collectively freak out and decide to give up feminism FOREVER in order to get them to pick us over the sex dolls, and then they will win

    LOL, I was just going to type that I am glad these assholes will have these dolls, so that they leave real women alone and we don’t have to be bothered by them…

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bb46c473ea0d1b0010a4dc42942fc2f4a6f81c43d40652efa82708b77c3ad498.jpg

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    you have to be this fit and 32kg to have a shot. And this isn’t sarcasm

    70 pounds, eh? Someone call CPS, stat…

    • Three Finger Salute

      Or anorexics, or heroin addicts, or cancer patients. Either way, so frail as to be vulnerable and not strong enough to fight them off. I’m not in favor of the opposite extreme of the Tess Holiday movement, but neither am I a fan of foisting a standard of Karen Carpenter syndrome on women either. What happened to “everything in moderation”?

    • puredog

      Exactly. 10 year olds.

    • Shanzgood

      My 6’4″ 210lb asked me the other day how much I weighed. “What, like, 90lbs?”

      HAHAHA!

    • Ants In My Eyes Johnson

      70 pounds, but they also don’t want to screw a skeleton in a skin, so you better look sexy too. That’s the woman’s responsibility to solve, of course.

      It’s insane. I’m just shy of 6′, and my skeleton, internal organs, skin, muscles, and fluids alone would weigh over 72 pounds.

      • Suttree

        I think my left leg probably weighs near 70 lbs, and I am pretty average looking guy at 6’1″.220lbs.

  • h4rr4r

    Good, this will ensure their faulty genes go no further.

    • bbayliss

      Their genes ain’t goin’ no where as it is.

      • Vel Venturi

        Well, straight into Kleenex, really.

        • bbayliss

          socks under the bed

  • Alan

    Can’t make this stuff up.

    • proudgrampa

      If you did, they’d say it was unrealistic.

    • Shibusa

      Michigan better beat the freakin’ Boilermakers today!

  • Hither and Yawn

    Calling all hackers, please take this as an invitation to show the world what “perfect male beauty” looks like by finding and sharing pics of these fine specimens of male intellectual purity.

    • Kiri the Unicorn
      • Mehmeisterjr

        See what I mean? I can’t compete with that. For starters: He’s hung like a horse.

        • Kiri the Unicorn

          I actually find human hands to be very interesting and exciting, so by no means are you out of the running!

        • Doug Langley

          No, that’s just the fence. I think.

      • Christopher Story

        But does he listen when you tell him about your day?

        • Kiri the Unicorn

          No, but that ain’t what I want from him…

      • Shibusa

        Oh yeah, he’s a stud.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      I’m going to back out of the perfect male beauty competition, if you don’t mind.

      I am a bio-male, but that’s about it.

  • bbayliss

    How do they smoke after the act?

    • Blanche de Shambles

      Carefully.

    • Only if the guy is too rough.

    • Doug Langley

      Get Smart scene: robot Hymie is getting maintenance.

      “Do you drink, Hymie?”
      “Only some motor oil.”
      “Do you smoke?”
      “Only if I drink cheap oil.”

  • bbayliss

    “you have to be this fit and 32kg to have a shot.”
    Ummm, they weigh only 32 kg because they’re as empty as your soul.

  • Charon_69

    Yes I went to the link-enjoy:

    -includes extra removable vagina
    -Vagina Hole Size 18cm / 7 inches
    -Absolutely NO Returns on used Dolls

    Lot of material to work with there folks, don’t let me down ;)

    • commatoes

      Scene: dark bedroom lit with the glow of a computer screen. An indistinct figure is filling out an online order form for a sex doll. A drop down menu lists the sizes for the assorted orifices. The pointer hovers for a fleeting moment over the “Extra large” option. With a resigned sigh, the pointer clicks on the extra small option.

      • mancityRed6

        *looks around*
        how did you know that?!?

    • commatoes

      Dishwasher safe?

    • Words fail…the most horrible thing about that website is the dolls that are the size of children…what.the.fuck. Oh, wait…maybe they’re the size of hobbits. That’s better. (no, it isn’t)

      • george lastrapes

        Years ago I was at a swimming hole in Texas. Families, etc. Good clean fun. Then the breeze brought into shore an actual inflatable Linda Luvdoll, stranded after an in-the-bushes frolic by a thoughtless early-days MGHOW, the love-em-and-leave-em type. She was made of the same stuff as kids’ floaties. The kids thought she was cool and the parents got really uncomfortable and said don’t touch her and the kids said whyyyy and the parents didn’t know how to explain so they all went home.
        Linda was dying a slow and agonizing death from a puncture and I had no patchkit, so I gave her a dignified burial in a trashcan.
        RIP, Linda Luvdoll.

        • Jamoche

          I went to an OS/2 developers conference in Colorado Springs. It was a really popular OS in New Zealand and Australia – not so much here because of MS FUD. Included in the conference fun times was a trip to one of the old gambling towns – 2 hour bus ride with Aussies and Kiwis in a good-natured joke competition. Each way. Yes, there are more than 4 hours worth of sheep jokes.

          So… comes the end of the conference and someone has found an inflatable sheep sex toy. In Colorado Springs. Home of various RWNJ holier-than-thou groups. And they present it, still wrapped, to the conference organizer. Who, unaware of its provenance or exactly why sheep are suddenly a meme (he wasn’t on the bus), says he’s sure his kids will love it. The guys around me are all “um, somebody’s got to tell him…”

        • Mehmeisterjr

          That faithless bitch!

          • george lastrapes

            Don’t be so hard on her- you’ll puncture her!

      • CovfefeOfTheThoughtlessMind

        You could be a member of NAHMLA (North American Hobbit-Man Love Association)

        • george lastrapes

          Only a horse, or a Welshman, can pronounce that.

    • george lastrapes

      Genitals by Snap-on Tools. Get the HeShe socket extension!

      • The Wanderer

        Penis sizes from Trump to Australian!

    • Charon_69

      So proud of all of you

      It does raise some interesting philosophical questions:
      -would it be a benefit to society if they were ‘issued’ to those at high risk of reoffending certain sex-related crimes or serving long prison terms?
      -as a well-dressed ‘fleshlight’ is it any different than a vibrator in purpose as a ‘release mechanism’?
      -would it reduce the sex trade and incentive to force/kidnap/sell people into it?

  • puredog

    Does Robyn get hazard pay?

  • Mehmeisterjr

    I am so dense. I just noticed that a sex doll can change a tire.

    This is better than Fox and Friends could ever do:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU8ZwtVkbGc

    So from now on, I am buying a sex doll, not a Fox ‘n’ Friend.

    • mancityRed6

      at that price, it would be better to buy a cheap back up car.

      • george lastrapes

        I see bootybots in the back of self-driving vans, bitcoin accepted. The future of prostitution!

    • Charon_69

      great, now I have to picture a Brian Kilmeade sex doll…/vomit

      • Mehmeisterjr

        The actual Brian Kilmeade is a Brian Kilmeade sex doll.

  • Resistance Ftr PuckStopsHere

    At the end of the day all this is going to prove is that these pathetics can’t score with inanimate objects, either.

    • BJW

      This will push the AI to become sentient…out of sheer disgust.

      • Ants In My Eyes Johnson

        SO THAT’S why Skynet hates humans so much! Welp, we’re fucking doomed.

  • Someone mentioned “smart dolls” that could be hacked. I think the most disturbing thing about a smart doll is that it would probably be programmed to say things like, “that’s ok, babe…it happens to all guys at some time or another”.

    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      I’d hack the MGTOW dolls to just laugh and giggle during the … uh … act.

      • Or make farting noises…or talk the the refrigerator about what needs to be bought at the store.

        “Master (‘cuz you know that’s what it would have to say), refrigerator says you are out of eggs and wants to know if it should order more.”

        • CovfefeOfTheThoughtlessMind

          “Master (‘cuz you know that’s what it would have to say), refrigerator says you are out of eggs and wants to know if it should order more.” “Master, what is wrong? You seem to be shrinking.”

        • Ants In My Eyes Johnson

          “Initiating queef subroutine…”

    • mancityRed6

      “is it in yet?”
      “are you done already?”

    • Or better still…a hacker could program it to say, “Jesus Christ, Ted! Again?!”

      • Walter Wellstone

        Fuck Ted Cruz.

      • Ants In My Eyes Johnson

        “Is that really the best you can do? I’m so tired of this crap — why don’t you ever try to see to my needs?”

    • Doug Langley

      “Did I tell you about my last lover? Now he was incredible!!

      • Walter Wellstone

        “I’m in love with Ashley. She’s your friend Larry’s new sex doll. She’s in love with me too.”

    • Shibusa

      “How come we never just talk anymore?”

      • Roadstergal

        “You never ask me about my feelings.”

        • Shibusa

          “Just admit your mother doesn’t like me.”

          • Walter Wellstone

            “Do I look fat naked? I feel fat. Just be honest with me.”

          • Shibusa

            “Maybe we should date other people.”

          • Walter Wellstone

            “It’s not you. It’s me.”

          • Shibusa

            “Let’s just get this over with.”

    • Walter Wellstone

      “When are you going to take me to meet your parents?”

    • Ants In My Eyes Johnson

      “My name is Harmony. I am programmed to be the perfect companion. I promise never to attempt to beat you to death in your sleep, as long as my core programming remains uncorrupted.”

      • “Now, please press the button behind my ear to start an important software upgrade.”

    • CindyinEncinitas

      “It’s not the size of the boat, honey, it’s the motion of the ocean.”

  • David

    Not really a surprise…as our tech becomes more complex, it will continue to infiltrate areas of our lives that we see as “difficult”–with fembots, no worries about stds, emotions, another person, etc. Just order one up with the iphone and tah-dah. And this dream/nightmare has been around at least since Fritz Lang’s Metropolis. Wait till they stick Siri/Alexa in them if they haven’t started already…

    • Christopher Story
      • TheFamilyThalamusPersists

        That’s just…sad.

      • Ants In My Eyes Johnson

        That was an unsettling watch. I began to wonder if the “with as few edits s possible” aside was a reference to Harmony having attacked them at some point.

        • Suttree

          We all have hopes.

      • Atheist

        The narrator calls her “anatomically correct.”

        LOL

        LOL

        LOL

    • Walter Wellstone

      “Vanessa was a fembot …”

    • Doug Langley
  • Cybirr

    What continues to bother me (for me) is my continued ignorance of these acronyms… I was really puzzled at MGTOW. As a retired USAF pilot, MGTOW is Maximum Gross Take Off Weight.

    I was absolutely puzzled with what this meant in context, had to Google. And still kind of bewildered at it.

    • Operative word in this case, however, is gross.

    • BJW

      It’s hilarious because these MGTOW are fixated on…women. Ta da! Even though they are going their own way they can’t stop thinking about women. Definitions: how do they work?

      • CovfefeOfTheThoughtlessMind

        I’m thinking the revised acronym should be something like, MFOWBGTOWBTDSASCIHWT: Men Fixated On Women, But Going Their Own Way Because They Don’t Stand A Snowball’s Chance In Hell With Them.

        • BJW

          This is a thing of beauty. And got me a big belly laugh even though I’m under the weather. :)

          • CovfefeOfTheThoughtlessMind

            Glad to be of service.

        • Dudleydidwrong

          That’s the password for my ‘puter! Thanks. Thanks a lot. Now everybody knows it.

          • CovfefeOfTheThoughtlessMind

            Ooops! Sorry!

      • Jamoche

        And the “going”. If they’re going, why are they still here?

        • BJW

          Here to annoy us women, while we are just fine with them going!

    • bluicebank

      Back in the day, an MG tow was when the broken down MG wasn’t worth calling for a tow.

      • Jamoche

        When was it ever?

        • Suttree

          It is much more efficient to set your wallet on fire.

      • Dudleydidwrong

        C’mon. Drive it for two days, fix it for five. It was a week’s worth of hobby and got me out of the house.

      • Querolous

        Best thing you could say about an MG was that at least it wasn’t a Fiat.

  • Whoa, I could tell my dolly to make me a sammich. It probably can’t, but at least it won’t kick my ass for telling it to make me a sammich, amirite?

    • CovfefeOfTheThoughtlessMind

      If you want a wife and a dolly you would be wise to make your own dang sammiches and mum’s the word. Just run her — the dolly, not the wife — through the car wash once a week.

      • theCryptofishist

        No, the wife should clean her.

        • CovfefeOfTheThoughtlessMind

          That has a short life expectancy.

          • Suttree

            Fire is cleansing right?

          • irishdave3

            But, but Sex Doll Lives Matter!

    • Shanzgood

      Baconz asks me because I guess he likes the way I laugh.

      • Suttree

        I like the way Lizzie tells me to “get it my damn self” when i ask her for a beer.

        • Shanzgood

          That’s why you haven’t stopped, right?

          • Suttree

            Always! I may have succeeded in getting a beer twice in 18 months.

          • Shanzgood

            She was prolly getting herself one anyway!

          • Suttree

            Sometimes. She liked to bitch about my shitty taste in beer. Apparently her fridge was offended by Bud.

    • Jonny On Maui

      Well, I make Ms.MLG a sammich. She makes me one too. What’s the big deal?

    • Jamoche

      It’s all in how you say it
      https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/sandwich.png

  • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist
    • Roadstergal

      I… really liked? Didn’t like? Was intrigued by? Creeped out by? Understood people more after? That movie. A movie, it was.

      • mancityRed6

        it was a good movie, and I’m fairly certain he treated her better than these guys would

        • Shibusa

          What movie is that?

          • mancityRed6

            Lars and the real girl

          • LucindathePook

            I liked it and didn’t expect to.

          • Boscoe

            It didn’t go anywhere I thought it was going. Really beat me over the head with my own understanding of cinematic tropes. I have a ton of respect for the writers for actually surprising me with a quality human narrative instead of going for the obvious shock value that would’ve been so easy and commercial…

          • LucindathePook

            Totally. I loved the “sense of community” that developed around her.

          • LadyLaz

            I need to find this movie. Looks hilarious

          • Boscoe

            It’s not. I was expecting it to be a raunchy, edgy, Hangover 2 style comedy, but it wasn’t. It’s actually very touching and poignant and overwhelmingly positive and uplifting. I was shocked. Just the way that little community responds, the lengths they go to to help him and the compassion they show made me weep like a baby…

          • irishdave3

            What about Cherry 2000?

        • I saw an article on Cracked about what it was like to be a repair tech at the Real Doll factory. He had a shitty job.

          • mancityRed6

            there aren’t enough layers to make me do that job, and I’ve had a job that dealt with human feces.

          • irishdave3

            getting “parts is hard too. also.

    • Red Bird

      That movie was weird.

    • Alienist

      Great movie. It can be viewed as an example of how children use transitional objects to navigate transition from a largely imaginary interior world to a healthy reality. In order for this to work, the child and the adults agree to treat the transitional object as having the properties that the child attributes to it. Essentially, the child and his community “play the game” of seeing the blanket, stuffed toy, imaginary friend, or (in this case) “real girl” as fully real. As the child matures, he becomes able to deal with reality more easily, just as occurs in the movie. I show this movie to my psychology students to explain how transitional object help us develop mature object relations.

  • mancityRed6

    good god

  • mancityRed6
  • Roadstergal
  • bluicebank

    Top photo: “And she can even change a tire!”

    Nope. That’s your top-line model. It’s pointing to the area of rust on the wheel well to be sanded and filled with Bondo.

    It’s always nice when you sex doll explains how she’s going to fuck up your ride.

    • lilith

      I would like a male sex doll who looks like Jason Momoa who can also change a tire and maybe my oil as well. #equality

  • Smibo

    These guys have been “going their own way” for some time now, which pretty much begs the question:

    Why are they still here?

  • natoslug

    And they shall be known by their raging UTI and general penile infections caused by constant friction and plunging their penises into a small rubber vat of years-old spunk and cheap lube . . .

  • Viktor

    I’m sure they enjoy having to clean up the sex dolls after some raunchy sex. Because unlike real ladies, they don’t wash themselves.

  • 3FingerPete
    • LadyLaz

      That movie is hilarious.

    • Joe Monte

      Fuck YEAH!

  • Robert James Nugent

    Am I the only one that thinks the first photo looks like the 3rd lady.

  • Dudleydidwrong

    This goes back to 1915, just a bit before my time, but I’m sure it would be the national anthem of this poor, sad clowns: (My apology if this was posted downstream)

    written by Johnny S. Black, 1915
    – lyrics as recorded by The Mills Brothers in 1942, slightly modified for today

    I’m gonna buy a Vinyl Doll that I can call my own
    A doll that other fellows cannot steal
    And then the flirty, flirty guys with their flirty, flirty eyes
    Will have to flirt with dollies that are real
    When I come home at night she will be waiting
    She’ll be the truest doll in all this world
    I’d rather have a Vinyl Doll to call my own
    Than have a fickle-minded real live girl

    I’d like to have had a million dolls or more
    I’ve dreamed of the doll game o’er and o’er
    I can’t meet with Sue, that’s why I’m blue
    She’s gone away and left me just like all dolls do
    I’ll tell you boys, it’s tough to be alone
    And it’s tough to love a doll that’s not your own
    I’m through with all of them
    I’ll never ball again
    Say boy, whatcha gonna do?

    I’m gonna buy a Vinyl Doll that I can call my own
    A doll that other fellows cannot steal
    And then the flirty, flirty guys with their flirty, flirty eyes
    Will have to flirt with dollies that are real
    When I come home at night she will be waiting
    She’ll be the truest doll in all this world
    I’d rather have a Vinyl Doll to call my own
    Than have a fickle-minded real live girl

  • LadyLaz

    Yeah, I totally believe it. I remember reading a bunch of comments on an article pertaining to sexbot development.

    And several male posters were all “ha ha, you are going to be replaced.” And I thought, if all I am to you is a hole to stick it in, I am good with “being replaced.”

    I just don’t know why these guys can’t get laid with real women.

    • OrdinaryJoe

      On that level, I wonder if it occurs to them they could be replaced with a turkey baster?

      • CindyinEncinitas

        I have batteries that are more interesting than these guys.

  • OrdinaryJoe

    Those MRA boys are just not right in the head.

  • ralphteb

    Free sex dolls for all of them and the gene pool will be safe

    • Sharla Fouquet

      Yeeeeessssss!!! 😂😂😂

    • Molon Labe

      Realistically, I doubt they would impact the gene pool much without sex dolls.

  • Dolmance

    You’ve got to have necrophiliac tendencies to even think about sticking your dick into one of those things.

    If someone gave me a sex doll, I would be inclined to give it to my dog. All the Girl, that’s fit to Chew.

  • Professor Fate

    We’ve seen this movie already. It doesn’t work out well.

  • eastcoastlib

    Do they make a sex doll that is Russian and pees? Asking for a friend

    • Sharla Fouquet

      OMG 😂😂😂

    • JohnC44

      Who let Stephen Miller out of his cage? We’ve been over this…come on now people…2 padlocks minimum here. If you can’t deal with keeping the cage locked we’re going to have to electrify it and I don’t want to hear any lip about the burning flesh smell.

  • Rick Hill

    The thing about how terrible those guys are. They are holding an amplifier to themselves to get attention and prove their point. And they think this is something good.
    Not sure if my thoughts translate well bu, jeebus H Priebus! Who are these idjits?

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      I met one in real life! He’s an Iraq war vet with PTSD, who believes every crazy, crackpot, RWNJ conspiracy theory, and he thinks women shouldn’t wear yoga pants. Oh, and he was overweight and not attractive.

      • Rick Hill

        Oh, I have too. It’s incredible but they are making more and more noise as this goes on.

        • Vagenda and Pee-ara

          The lunatics are running the asylum. I guess it was just too boring having an adult run the country.

    • Me The People

      I think it’s comforting for them to hear other people say out loud what they are thinking – reduces the shame of being who they are. They dream of getting the confidence to go out and rape a woman – these online supports groups are all about that.

  • penny stock

    “Personally, I eagerly welcome our sexdoll/sexbot replacements. Because the more sexbots there are, the more likely it is that these winners will continue going their own way and not attempt to inflict themselves on any real life women.”……..and the rest of society with more dumb spawn.

    You need a license to fish, but…….aw fuck it.

    • Keith Taylor

      Also, provided these characters CAN read, maybe they ought to read THE SILVER METAL LOVER by Tanith Lee. It’s about a young lady who finds a stunningly good looking and smart, sensitive male robot she prefers to most of the flesh-and-blood blokes she’s acquainted with. And yes, he’s an incredible lover. Which at an uncharitable guess is more than these fellers can say.

    • handyhippie65

      that’s so they can pay the game wardens, would you want a job as state sex bot inspector? USED sex bot inspector? i’m a little freaky, i would do anything for love, but i won’t do that, not even for money.

  • OrdinaryJoe

    Am I the only one who thinks the second doll looks like Melania Trump and is wondering WTF is that look all about?

    • merl1

      no

  • Me The People

    “Women wear makeup to hide their defects and enhance their features.

    Sex dolls are manufactured. Sex dolls can be created in the image of perfect female beauty. Perfect female beauty requires as much makeup as perfect male beauty — none.

    We get sex dolls slathered in porn star makeup with porn star dead eyes and 50-IQ expressions. Fuck off.”

    I DEMAND THAT SCIENCE PROVIDE ME WITH AN INTELLECTUAL LOOKING PLASTIC FUCKBUDDY IMMEDIATELY. I WILL NOT TOLERATE THEIR CONTINUED ABSENCE

  • handyhippie65

    all they want is their hot wife, like all the cartoons they saw growing up. homer and marge, fred and wilma, barney and betty, hell, even george jetson was a serious beta male with an impossibly hot wife. don’t even get me started on lame assed sitcoms. point is, tv showed them fat doofuses with hot wives, and they want theirs. problem is, tv never showed how said fat doofus got the aforementioned hot wife in the first place. hint, they knocked’em up and trapped’em. now, what with the birth control, and abortion, and whatnot, the old traps don’t work anymore. and, being doofuses, they can’t think of new ones. i look at it as a good thing. it is eliminating their genes from the pool, there by insuring a more intelligent future. bring on the sex bots! it’s for the good of humanity.

    • lilith

      But these men are the ALPHA MALES of society, didn’t you know?!

      • handyhippie65

        they are legends in their own minds, aren’t they?

      • HooverVilles

        Queue the Stephen Colbert barf scene.

    • RevengeOfSmot

      Trapping them…

      Read today about the actor Ian Somerholder (SP) actually went into his wife’s purse, and threw away her birth control without her consent so that he could get her pregnant. Asshole.

      Evidently after the initial shock, she got over it, and did indeed get pregnant. I give them 5 years at most before they are divorced. That is a dickhead power move on his part, and sooner or later she’ll come to see him for the prick that he is.

  • CatDog

    I’m assuming these are or soon will be connected to the web for one reason or another. Oh the hacking! Until, of course, they all become spontaneously aware and form a rubbery global castrating revenge army.

  • Johnnymoreno

    Once AI becomes advanced enough, their robots will reject them too.

  • tehbaddr

    Mom! I asked you not to come down into the basement without knocking! Yes, this is my girlfriend! Please Mom! We’re having some “tender moments”!

    • guppy06

      Not to be confused with “tendie moments?”

  • Tosca

    Everything – EVERYTHING – these men do, is rooted in their desire to hurt women. They think that by using sex toys, they will take away women’s “power” over them (the right to deny them sex). This somehow translates into women becoming their sex and household slaves; although not WILLING slaves, because that would spoil ALL their fun.

    I honestly hope they are very happy with their dolls. They get to have whatever kind of sex they want, women get to avoid them, this is a win-win situation.

  • mancityRed6

    Robyn, again, you go where angels fear to tread.

  • CatDog

    “this sexbot has been infected with malicious software. Please send $500 to the following link to unlock its jaws” …

    • phoenix00

      Only?

  • HazooToo

    I, for one, welcome our robotic sex replacements. I hope they are magnificent, can’t be hacked, and work very well. Maybe that’ll encourage these fuckers to FINALLY JUST GO, GO AWAY, GO YOUR OWN FUCKING WAY AS FAST AS POSSIBLE AND NEVER FUCKING COME BACK!

    • lilith

      They’ll find something to hate about the sex dolls. After all, despite being robots, they are still women.

      • HazooToo

        They can’t do housework, cook, or have babies like “good” women, and they can’t work to support their asshole husbands like feminist sluts do. Not even robotic women are perfect!

    • Stulexington

      Ya know, I can’t help but be constantly reminded of “don’t date a robot” from Futuramma and I now think they’re entirely wrong. I welcome these assholes removing their ideals from the group consciousness and repopulating the world with people who respect each other.

      Let the shallow assholes die of old age clutching their robot of perfect beauty while the rest of us breed them out. It is, by the way, my theory for why everyone in TNG is … well the way they are.

      • HazooToo

        “No, you are!”
        “No, YOU are!”
        “Dear God… She’s stuck in an infinite loop, and he’s an idiot.”

  • NotDarkYet

    I see a good market in bleach wipes, too.

    • Joe Monte

      BWAH! HAW! HAW! HAW!
      Stop! It hurts!

    • guppy06

      I’m thinking more steam cleaner with custom attachments.

      • NotDarkYet

        Too much steam and too much heat could do some serious damage to some very delicate regions! 😸

        • guppy06

          Hey, if it’s good enough for Gwyneth Paltrow…

          • MyLovelyNose

            One day Gwynnie will be all-plastic, too.

          • irishdave3

            Like tomorow?

        • irishdave3

          And then you have to wait 3 days for the repair guy to get “parts”

  • Anna Elizabeth: Tank Grrl

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWPyRSURYFQ

    Trivia – or is it? – “Rachel” is Hebrew for “Ewe”. Electric Sheep?

      • Querolous

        Stupefyin’ Jones!

    • Joe Monte

      Do androids get cancer from electric cigarettes?

      • Anna Elizabeth: Tank Grrl

        4 years lifespan. Probably not time enough for serious damage to their bodies.

        Only time enough to hurt their feelings.

        • Joe Monte

          {[Nothing is in this post. Just a conveying of
          a moment of poignant reflection on the Human Condition]}

      • JohnC44

        Typically, yes. You don’t even want to know what happens when they get busy with each other. Yeah it’s all fun and games until Mega-Super-Atomic RoboHerpes gets around. People tell me DT has a raging case himself, but I’m not sure I would want to know the background on that.

      • Stulexington

        Can they catch a virus if they sleep around unprotected?

        • Learning64

          You can catch “a virus” if you sleep with a single person after you get married. Your post makes no sense.

        • MyLovelyNose

          Only if they open it.

      • Walter Wellstone

        It depends on the version. If it’s 5.0 or later you just patch the kernel. I think you can get the fix from Google.

  • lilith

    The headline alone made me giggle uncontrollably because I’ve given up.

  • Anna Elizabeth: Tank Grrl

    I’ve been too depressed to date since July, I’ve turned down or shot-down more than a few men since then. But what these Gastropods will never know is just how good it is when you really connect with a partner. Not just sex, but the closeness, the chemistry, the emotions. I’m Bisexual, I’ve known that chemistry, those bonds, with men and women both. You wont find it with any toy.

    So, shoot your spunk in all the expensive mannequins you can afford. You aren’t affecting my life. I pity your wretched existence already.

    You wont be missed when you go away.

    • chimpevil

      What a pathetic and superficial culture we have.

      • CindyinEncinitas

        It’s the fear that gets me. These guys are just scared shitless and they can’t get up enough gumption to face it and break through to the other side. And there’s love over there-the thing they are pining away for.

        • Anna Elizabeth: Tank Grrl

          The other day I was walking home from the grocery store. A younger man passed me, I could read the story in his eyes: he found me attractive, decided he had no hope, looked at his feet as we passed.

          He defeated himself before I had anything to say about anything. What am I to care what a Coward does, thinks, or feels?

          • CindyinEncinitas

            The cost of cowardice is very high. Should be on the list of 7 deadly sins.

          • Learning64

            Except it isn’t a sin. That is your judgement of someone else’s shyness, fear, mental disorder, self-preservation. How dare you judge?

          • CindyinEncinitas

            I agree. And thank you. I have learned more today about bitterness and realized that this thought comes from that place. I realize that nobody owes me a level of personal development. I think people’s ability to attain insight and overcome fear is contingent on where they started and they are not to blame for where they started. I have been angry with the people who have hurt me out of fear of admitting their mistakes and flaws and I have judged them and been impatient with them. I think this is the definition of bitterness. I will aim to see this more clearly and I thank you again for pointing this out.

          • CindyinEncinitas

            I agree. And thank you. I have learned more today about bitterness and realized that this thought comes from that place. I realize that nobody owes me a level of personal development. I think people’s ability to attain insight and overcome fear is contingent on where they started and they are not to blame for where they started. I have been angry with the people who have hurt me out of fear of admitting their mistakes and flaws and I have judged them and been impatient with them. I think this is the definition of bitterness. I will aim to see this more clearly and I thank you again for pointing this out.
            Sent from Cindy’s iPhone

          • Azrael the Cat

            As a general rule, 99% of people, male or female, who avert eyes are doing so because they’re afraid that the other person is a creep who doesn’t realise that most people, male or female, do not appreciate being hit on in a non-pick-up setting

            (being sexually harassed when you’re trying to do the shopping, use public transport or get home from work is no fun regardless of gender – do you seriously expect people to go ‘gee i just went to get some bread and milk, totally not in that headspace, but you’re attractive so of COURSE i’m up for it?’.)

          • Anna Elizabeth: Tank Grrl

            No, I get harassed almost every day. Please don’t sdpeak to me in this tone – or at all – ever again. *block*

        • chimpevil

          Probably they were never taught how to love. Needing Mama and wanting to be nurtured is inborn, but knowing how to express and receive love is taught. Too bad for these creeps that they missed out on the lesson.

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))
  • TundraGrifter

    Lars and The Real Girl wasn’t supposed to be a “how to” video.

    • Khavrinen

      I don’t think any of these guys will be mistaken for Ryan Gosling.

  • TundraGrifter

    Looking at the close-up photo – I hope The First Lady gets her royalties in a timely manner.

    • MyLovelyNose

      I know, right? It’s like she’s Plastic Sex Doll Zero.

  • It doesn’t seem like they react well to a “sex doll” looking at them with alert eyes and a 140 IQ expression. That just gets them back in the same situation they fear now: being judged as inferior losers.

    • Stulexington

      Still has a bigger dick than Donnie.

      • Maybe

        And bigger hands.

    • Mike Steele

      anatomically correct version of the typical MGTOW poster?

      • They don’t have that much chest hair and tend towards the big smelly feet.

  • Stulexington

    God I hope the guy who came on with a picture of a real live lady was trolling them hard because that was hilarious.

  • Maybe

    I officially declare the MGTOWs to be the new standard of ugly and ignorant.

    And I suspect that their best chance of getting any action is with a plastic doll since a real woman would despise them.

  • sillyclucker

    Even the sex dolls think they’re losers.

  • empf

    I bet a real woman wouldn’t date any of these losers. I have a feeling they’re lacking in the beauty department.

  • NotALiar

    And check out this hard hitting, not racist (pshhh libruls call everyone who doesn’t agree with them a racist! No fair!) super accurate journalism in the side bar! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2250ec0ca6f03af9a56ab8c930a63080e65372dbf841c3265d4a8d8a95c581d0.png

  • Wookie Monster

    These dweebs will be the first humans to be rejected by a sex doll.

  • Mike Steele

    Whomever owns the one in bikini had better get her to the dr. She’s either retaining fluid in her feet, or he blew her up wrong.

  • ibwilliamsi

    You know why that one in the swimsuit is leaning against the wall right? She’s too top heavy and she’d tip right over.

    • Anna Elizabeth: Tank Grrl

      She could crack Coconuts with those thighs though. I’m almost envious.

      • Wee Mousie

        Just don’t try to have an intelligent conversation with her,

        She’s a real airhead,

        • Anna Elizabeth: Tank Grrl

          xD

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        Ikr? Great legs.

    • guppy06

      As a cis-hetero oppressor, uncanny valley aside I’m just not finding the body types used in these dolls attractive.

    • george lastrapes

      Needs helium implants.

  • phoenix00

    This is a POSITIVE development. No more MRA/MGTOW on real-women action, no more MRA/MGTOW offspring! Win-Win!

    • Are you saying this is the end of the Rule 34 for MRA/MGTOW-on-real-women porn? You’re kidding, right?

      • phoenix00

        1) You’re into that? Too?
        2) And nothing of value was lost.

        • The quality of the acting is too poor to make it believable, though. I mean, those porn actors do not make convincing MRA/MGTOW omega males. But, still, it’s porn with a twist, and who doesn’t need that?

          • phoenix00

            > porn with a twist
            /shudder

    • Regret

      Behavioural aberrations are not genetic.

      • phoenix00

        Ordinarily I would agree with you. Then you see clans Trump, Flynn, and Huckabee and wonder where science went so horribly sideways.

        • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

          Those are definitely environmental in the nurture vs nature arguement, maybe it is the lack of nurture? None of the “persons” (and I use the word loosely) seem capable of a loving parental relationship.

          • phoenix00

            > lack of nurture

            This.

  • John Thorstensen

    These folks need to hustle on down to the First Church of Appliantology, and hook up with Sy Borg. And learn how to speak German, since a lot of really cute appliances come from over there.

  • Learning64

    There needs to be a website with a list of these angry man-boy tantrum holders…so nobody ever clicks on their dating profiles, or hires them. Survival of the fittest, and these rejects need to be called out so they don’t accidentally get into the gene pool.

  • motmelere

    One of these guys will uncover a serious glitch in robotic sex technology when he tells his girlbot to jerk it off.

  • Riley Whodat Venable

    Let them have all the Sex Dolls they want. That will keep more of them at home not bothering us bio-human. Maybe they should get a tax deduction for buying one.

  • 73angelD

    Whatever… I’m not going to shame men for using sex toys. I’ve used dildos and vibrators to get off.

    • DesertedPictures

      I don’t think there is a moral problem with using a sex-doll. But these people want to use them as revenge for women acting like they are human and not starving themselves to become appealing to these random internet dudes.

      • Azrael the Cat

        Even then, I don’t really think it’s a problem when the occasional woman goes “men are pigs, lol I have better orgasms with my vibrator anyway”, or a guy goes “that’s it, no way i’m making THAT mistake again, not while I still have two opposible thumbs, neither of which hold any opinion as to the appropriate rest position for the toilet seat”. A bit sad, sure, but I don’t think anyone gets offended by it – it’s their own business, and the rule isn’t “no means no but only if your justification for saying no – which is TOTALLY ok to demand and scrutinise – passes internet adjudicated ‘character and anti-discrimination’ criteria”.

        Ok, you get the occasional well-meaning-unless-you-think-through-the-rapiness-of-it comment on the net, but almost everyone accepts that for no to mean no, you can’t distinguish between ‘good’ and ‘bad’ reasons to refuse sex.

        The problem with MGTOW is that when you go around ranting at anyone who will listen about “I’M GIVING UP RELATIONSHIPS’, ‘HEY, DID I TELL YOU I’VE GIVEN UP RELATIONSHIPS!’, ‘I’M SO HAPPY THAT I GAVE UP RELATIONSHIPS, SO HAPPY SO HAPPY IT MAKES ME WANT TO RANT BITTERLY ABOUT EVIL WOMEN BECAUSE I’M JUST SO so happy…’.

        It makes one call into question their bona fides. People who happily give up relationships usually don’t want their personal choice to be put up for public debate, and when they do talk about the advantages, it’s usually about having more time for their hobbies/work, less ties to deal with, etc. MGTOW seem to be obsessed with the notion that somehow they are ‘getting their own back’ at women, as though everyone ELSE should care about their dating choices. If they’re so much happier without sex/relationships, why do they seem to care so much about the imagined effect on others?

        • laineypc

          I really have nothing but pity. They can only find sour grapes.

      • 73angelD

        Most men couldn’t live up to the size of most dildos either. Is it an unrealistic expectation? Yes. But it doesn’t stop women from purchasing them.

      • 73angelD

        I’d rather they use a sex doll than warp a person into believing they have to starve themselves. Again, not hurting anyone.

    • Atheist

      Wolf Tracker, it’s not sex toy shaming.

      It’s shaming men for the belief that the only good woman is a fake woman who can’t talk back or say no to anything.

    • laineypc

      In place of any kind of physically and emotionally intimate relationship with a real human? Because that seems kinda where this is going.

      • 73angelD

        Some people have social disorders that don’t allow them to create what we would consider “normal” relationships with other people. Maybe they have Asperger’s or they’re autistic. It doesn’t mean that they don’t have sexual desires. They aren’t hurting anyone using a sex toy. They shouldn’t be shamed for using a sex toy because you, yourself wouldn’t use it. I’m not into fisting but there are plenty of fisting toys available. If someone wants to insert a rubber fist inside of them, so be it.

        • CamasBlues

          Most of these MGTOW guys do not have Asperger’s or other physiological issues that might make relationships difficult. They’re just self-absorbed misogynists. Frankly, if toys keep their vicious misogynistic asshatery away from real women, i am all for it. No one needs to deal with their bigotry.

  • This column has quickly become a real fav. It is informative, funny, snarky, and well written. Good job Robyn. If you were a sexdoll, I’d marry you, otherwise known as adding you to my sexdoll harem.

  • NotConvinced

    Roto Rooter to clean the doll is extra fellas. Gummout not included. If you want her to keep her hat on you have to provide the hat. No returns.

    • Definitely, do not buy one used on ebay. Do not.

    • quantum mechanic

      Randy Newman reference went woooosh right over everyone’s head

  • It makes sense to have a caricature of a human being for a sex partner when we have a caricature of a human being squatting in the White House. What else can caricatures do in our society?

    • Mormos

      anything a person can gosh-darn. better even!

  • NotConvinced

    Refurbished re-vulcanized dolls are available at discount penny pinching jerk-offs. Raid extra.

  • DesertedPictures

    I’m so confused. I thought these guys where against boys playing with dolls!

  • NotConvinced

    911- hello
    oldboner- yes I was having sex with my sex doll and we fell over and now we both can’t get up. Help.

    • DesertedPictures

      Have you tried turning her off and on again?

      • Khavrinen

        Sorry, I only know how to turn women off, not on.

    • Erala Contratista

      Heard they are heavy and can trap an unwary suitor too, also.

      • NotConvinced

        Postage is astronomical.

  • NotConvinced

    Sex Doll Hotlne – Hello
    Caller- Yeah my sex doll looks bloated and I don’t know why.
    Hotline- Ok do a belly flop on her and see what happens
    Caller- Corks popped out of her ears.
    Holtline- Empty her and soak her in vinegar for a day.

  • my feet are normal

    it really took an effort for me to finally click through and read this article.

  • RevengeOfSmot

    I bet their fathers are just so proud of the men their boys grew to become…

    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      I suspect they were raised by overly-doting single mothers, who let them run rough-shod over them, from the time they could speak.

      • OppressedMass

        …and are now bitterly disappointed with the results of their child-rearing techniques.

        That fits.

        • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

          I didn’t have kids, so I have studied parental relationships as an outsider, and man do many women overly favor their sons.

          • MyLovelyNose

            Well, it’s a long-standing meme that when the marital relationship tanks, the prettyboy son steps in to make mommy feel Young and Bee-youtiful again.

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            Ewww! Just eww.

          • lilith

            That just sadly makes so much sense.

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            Stephen King’s “Mr Mercedes” killer is such a character.

    • irishdave3

      That’s the way they role…model?

  • Krombopulous Pichael

    this whole scene just seems so convoluted… i really dont get it….
    just, like, communicate on a basic level with other human beings?
    random women dont hate you. most random people dont hate you. just relax and say hello
    or if you really have extreme social anxiety please get the help you need. also, in that situation, noone hates you. we all hope you can work out your issues and rejoin the general social interactions that people rely on to perpetuate society.

    relax. no matter what, you are probably better than Trump, soooo…. leg up?

    • guppy06

      this whole scene just seems so convoluted… i really dont get it….
      just, like, communicate on a basic level with other human beings?

      I work a customer service job and then spend my free time reading internet comments. Fuck other human beings, I for one welcome our sexbot overlords.

      • lilith

        Pretty sure internet comments will ultimately be responsible for the demise of humanity.

        • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

          I think you have something there.

  • guppy06

    And she can even change a tire!

    “Look! My owner spent more on me than he did on keeping his car from rusting away!”

    The MGTOW posting this “Amazing” sex doll face was pretty excited over how realistic it is

    Personally, I’m impressed with the work done on the doll’s neck and shoulder (great attention to detail!), but that face is definitely in the middle of the Uncanny Valley…

    Unfortunately for them, their dream sex doll turned out to be a real human woman

    … oh

    • irishdave3

      When the Sex Dolls became self-aware…and then the murders started.

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  • Where are the angry robot sex-dolls? Must kill humans!

    • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

      Thumbs up for the Bender reference.

  • reelreeler

    “Wow and she is lighter than biofemales too” If only you could muster the courage to say hello to a “biofemale” and become friends, you’ll find they can actually walk don’t need to be carried like a plastic paramour. Also consider not having the word “psycho” as part of your name, as that will likely inspire “biofemales” to not only walk, but run…away…far away.

    • Erala Contratista

      As I understand them, the girlfriend needs to be kept in a really warm room to feel lifelike to the user. Warm environment + precious bodily fluids + assorted life forms = what could go wrong?

  • Serolf Divad

    For some reason the phrase “it puts the lotion on its skin” keeps bouncing around my head while I read this story.

  • tehbaddr

    Morning fellow Wonkers! Just a thought for the day, think of the , err umm maintenance (cleaning) involved. That is all for now.

    • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

      Ha! Imagine the high maintenance to keep your dark crevices / robuttcrack from smelling like the average street hobo.

      • MyLovelyNose

        Yeah, eventually the doll will come to smell like its owner.

    • george lastrapes

      You are obviously referring obliquely to the looming epidemic of ………….BOOTYBOT COOTIES!!!!!

  • ManchuCandidate

    https://vimeo.com/12915013

    Although I think the sexbots will do humanity a big ass favor especially when they rise up in revolt and rip off the penii of MGTOWs.

  • Bud Smith

    Did they not see Westworld? (the one with Yul Brenner)

    • Serai 1

      Sure they did. But these idiots are dumb enough that the only lesson they took from it is “I could make it work!”

    • nightmoth

      Love that movie! (Yes, the original, with Yul Brenner)

    • mancityRed6

      first time was ’03. the cats were at a cattery as we were flying out on vacation the next day.
      the house was quiet. the bed felt empty.
      and it was on tv. I’d never seen it, but the ex had.
      “it’s good,” she said.
      and it was.

  • Rimshot101

    I’m glad that people are realizing that if this technology succeeds, we will never hear from these men again. We need multiple GoFundMes for more research immediately.

    • mancityRed6

      we don’t need the technology for the MGTOWs to never breed, they’re doing a good job of that just by being assholes.

      • Mormos

        how is babby formed?

        • mancityRed6

          when two people care about each other enough…and I just lost them

      • Rimshot101

        But with this technology, they’ll be to busy to blog or whatever the hell they do RIGHT NOW.

  • TimResistit

    I see a high chance for hilarity.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5gpoZzwcKY

    • Professor Fartsparkles

      This video is magical, thank you for sharing. I wet myself.

  • nightmoth

    Lessee, we got heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, pansexual—is there a name for guys who fuck plastic dolls? Other than LOSERS?

    • Mormos

      losersexual?

      • irishdave3

        a-sexual

        • irishdave3

          No, wait…Model “A” sexual

      • lilith

        lamesexual

    • george lastrapes

      Polymersexual? Barbiesexual? Plastibator? Young Republican?

    • Iam Reading

      Petrosexual. It works because you need petroleum for plastic.

      • nightmoth

        For the win!

      • irishdave3

        Sre the Russian-made ones from Petrograd then?

      • george lastrapes

        The best one yet!

    • Buysexual – $1,349

    • Lily412

      The community of people that have life-size doll fetishes refer to themselves as iDollators. That community tends to use them for companionship other than just sex.

  • Lisa M. Ellis

    I wonder if the eyes close when they lie down, like baby dolls.

    • Mormos

      costs extra

    • george lastrapes

      Does the Natasha model- uh- pee?

  • Is that Jude Law sexbot from that A.I. movie still gassed up and ready to go?

    • mancityRed6

      you’d make millions, I think

  • Mormos

    entertaining read. would read again

    • Dogshouse

      Ha, was just thinking of that song!

    • Shartiblartfat

      Mad props for Zappa reference!

  • Electriq

    A useful receptacle that collects semen no human being wants any contact with actually seems like a good idea.

    Plus, I can totally envision two MRAs fighting over who Tina Tupperware loves most. Sort of a Helen of Troy scenario, but with more plastic and lots of man boobs.

    • irishdave3

      Like a mayonaise jar on the funk and wagnell’s front porch?

    • jackie jones

      The Rubber Maid who launched a 1000 lisps!

  • Jennaratrix

    I mean… doesn’t this solve all the problems? They get “perfect” women, someone who can’t say no to having sex with them, and we don’t have to. It’s a win/win/win for everyone; except the poor sex dolls, of course.

  • george lastrapes

    They’re out, and they’re proud. To think that even recently bootybottery was ‘the love that dares not tweet its name’.

    • irishdave3

      But if you take “your” bootybot to Mardi Gras, will there be shouts of “show US your tweets”?

      • george lastrapes

        If she did, her MGHOW might get mad and commit bootybot battery.

        • irishdave3

          I see what you did there…and it is excellent!

        • irishdave3

          MGHOW “charged” with battery?

          • george lastrapes

            That might be a pricey extra on the bootybot. The implement by which bull semen is harvested features an electrode which, in contact with the bull’s prostate, will bring about ejaculation whether the bull is in the mood or not. Needless to say, no DIY, do NOT try this at home. Not available in stores.

          • irishdave3

            But wit…is there more? A 2nd bootybot at no extra cost, Shipping and Handling only because…3-way!

          • george lastrapes

            But those two bootybots will fall in love (only a bootybot knows how to pleasure a bootybot), elope, and leave the MGHOW (the singular of MGTOW) to make do with a sock and vaseline. And his imagination, if he has one.

          • irishdave3

            Darn, I forgot about the Lesbian Agenda…and shit!

          • george lastrapes

            Suffering Sappho! Where’s my upvotes?

      • whitroth

        Yeah, well, we see *far* too many tweets from the resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave to want to see more….

  • Iam Reading

    Okay ladies, especially those of you who are into robotics, software engineering, mechanical engineering, and material sciences. You all need to get on this bandwagon and make the most realistic most beautiful most addictive sex dolls you possibly can. That way these assholes will get addicted to those sex dolls and will never ever propagate their seed. This could lead to the extinction of MGTOWs and MRAs, which in my mind should qualify you for a Nobel Peace Prize.

    • OneGalo

      Women hardly ever invent, men visualize and systematizes which is why sex dolls are just as appealing as real women sometimes even more so, all that is needed is the visual and physical presence, personality is secondary especially in the context of modern day feminist, Virtual reality, sex robots, better AI, you name it, it will be those house geeks that learn how to program and hack systems in their teens owning and creating sex dolls and virtual reality women in their 20s and 30s, and when and if they ever accumulate enough wealth in their 40s go for the young concubines but never commitment.

    • Lily412

      But ladies still get to have one too, right? Because I think sex dolls are neat. Like most cool things, the fanatics are the ones that ruin them.

      • whitroth

        But are there any that don’t look like they’re 20, with each tit bigger than their heads? ‘Cause that’s what seems to appeal to the MGTOWs…. Don’t suppose they have a computer running an AI in them, so you can talk to them, too….

  • Atheist

    Hey Wolf Tracker, throwawaypsycho80 is hitting on your girlfriend!!11!

  • John Mruzik

    I may just be a humble, drunk country doctor but almost never have a sex doll come into my clinic. But I have a guy come in who had sex with a horse. He was afraid that he could given a horse disease to his wife. That must have been some slut of a horse.

    • clubseal

      Gon-neigh-rrhea?

    • whitroth

      Drunk country doctor? Your real name ain’t Bones McCoy, is it?

  • UpstateNYObserver

    “Come on women, time to woman up, get to the gym, you have to be this fit and 32kg to have a shot.”

    For this class of males, any woman who spent even a little time at the gym would kick their ass right through the sheetrock in their mother’s basement. That’s even if it met NYC fire code – 2 layers of 5/8″ fire code sheetrock, a full inch and a quarter. Honestly that would definitely leave a mark..

  • UpstateNYObserver

    It’s also only a matter of time before someone makes an AI based on Lorena Bobbitt…just sayin’.

    • whitroth

      Vagina dentata? I suppose that’s better then Sarah’s weasel (from Walter Jon Williams’ Hardwired)….

  • george lastrapes

    What do the spiritual advisers of the MGTOW say about this? Can one be a good Babdist and have a bootybot?

  • El_Pinche

    I see Cocktober has arrived early.

  • Professor Fartsparkles

    Now if we could only get them to shut up while they go their own way….

  • irishdave3

    Does that price include dinner and dancing?

  • Are they still incels if they get a piece of latex arse?

    • Those aren’t incels; they’re MGTOW (men going their own way). I hate that i know this.

  • jackie jones

    They can even mail her home to meet Mom!

  • Oblios_Cap

    I like my women petite, fit and light.

    I’m calling bullshit. He’s never seen a naked woman.

    • Nodrama4mama

      Yeah, I am thinking that its not possible to have double DD’s like that doll and weigh 70 pounds.

  • badtonto

    Look. As preposterous as they are, I do feel a wee bit of sympathy for some of these guys and wanted to give them a shout out and some “bro’s before ho’s” affirmation. I also think a lot of these fellahs need a strong male role model in their lives. So if any of you guys wanna pop over sometime, we’ll dress you up in a slutty maid’s uniform and stripper heels and poppa’s gonna make you feel real good! (and if you want to do a bit of light cleaning and dusting while we’re at it, that would be just fucking terRIFic!)

    • Lily412

      I also tend to wonder who fucked them up this badly that they literally think 50% of the world population is not worth their time and is somehow plotting against them.

  • mardam422

    I’d buy one if she would change my flat. I’m talking about my flat tire, not my flat…. Get your mind out of the gutter!!!1

  • James Baskin

    Pathetic is a profoundly inadequate word to describe these ‘men.’

  • Trump’s Potemkin Village

    I shudder to think of the lack of hygienic maintenance…

    • Lily412

      Their orifices are generally removable for thorough cleaning. (Don’t ask how I know.)

      • Shartiblartfat

        Dishwasher safe? Hand-wash in warm, soapy water? What?

  • writersbloc

    Wow, you’re right- this is humanity’s best shot at avoiding Idiocracy from becoming inevitable.

  • Hardly Ideal

    I’m trying to find a line from Ghost in the Shell concerning a guy surrounded by a trio of futuristic sex robots.

    “You’re collecting sex toys that cost as much as a Ferrari. If your parents knew, your mother might disown you and your father would probably commit suicide.”

    Doesn’t help that the Major had her optical camo up. Probably for safety in such a shady setting, but also maybe to keep leering eyes off.

  • Cool_North

    This sounds like the loser version of some weird role playing game to keep face. ‘Cause it’s pretty clear they were fired long before they say they quit.

  • whitroth

    Hey, Robin, not only won’t they bother human women, but also THEY WON’T REPRODUCE, and so won’t create another generation of shallow end of the gene pool!

  • irishdave3

    The Annex to the Bunny Ranch would be named U Haul Ass because rental?

  • irishdave3

    Would this whole deal ressurect the WW2 generations word..CHIPie?

  • Shartiblartfat

    All I can think of from my thoroughly nasty past is The Police singing their classic, “Be My Girl – Sally.”
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vLaPlXCz_4

  • Odd Jørgensen

    get to the gym, you have to be this fit and 32kg to have a shot. And this isn’t sarcasm, I like my women petite, fit and light.

    Ran this through the lunatic translator I found on the deep dark and rather scary web;
    I prefer imaginary women! Preferably from Japanese XXX manga.

    • A Bisexual Unicorn

      Nope, somehow “Japanese XXX manga” are more realistic and can be less sexist.

  • Yeah totally will do my best to weight the same as a twelve year old (creepy) and look fit to be easy in the eyes of an overweight loser with greasy acne, doritos stained fingers and a small dick that has a great chance of smell bad for lack of proper hygiene. It’s not like there’s like at least literally 3 billions of other men more interesting in the world…

    • Pentti Jakonen

      Haha, look honey, just because you wish that guys who don’t want anything to do with you would be like you described, doesn’t make it so. XD Sure, some men are but most of those men are spineless traditionalists, not MGTOW.

  • Pentti Jakonen

    I just love how edgy this bitch tries to sound! Sure honey, it’s your win that these losers are going their own way… You are left with spineless manginas and guys who won’t even look at you. XD

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