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It is Saturday! And we found you a nice thing! We really, really like every second of this mashup of clips from the situation comedy program “It’s Often Nice Weather in Hot L Baltimore” into a notional production called Trump: The Movie, so maybe we’ll finally take the plunge and binge-watch the teevee show, too.

Also, even though we only worked three days this week, we are exhausted. When does the bloggers’ class action suit against Donald Trump for overtime and mental cruelty and making us do all the Charlie work get rolling?

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  • Martini Ambassador 馃嵏

    Take a nap, Dok. You need your strength.

  • Pax Americana Per Ars Smith
    • jesterpunk

      Damn, that is really impressive.

    • Vincent Ricola

      I suddenly feel so inadequate at my job.

    • Gayer Than Thou

      If I attempted most of these things, I would begin with ten fingers and end with minus three fingers.

      • Pax Americana Per Ars Smith

        10 of yours and 3 of someone else’s?

    • wait! what?

      If shopping cart guy loses any weight he will die on the line of duty.

      • therblig

        as long as his asbestos soles hold out, he’s cool.

    • CeeQ

      Bloody hell

    • Doug Langley

      That’s exactly what boss expects me to do and gives me hell when I don’t.

    • TJ Barke

      We should definitely lower minimum wage…

  • Suttree

    That’s aight Dok. Only 75% of us read the article itself. And I am not fucking one of them that don’t! I love your prose, and the secrets that lay in there.

  • Martini Ambassador 馃嵏

    This movie clip is great, though. Perfect casting.

  • An Outhouse for the r茅sistance

    I’ve binged that show before. Its amazing how the characters parallel the current administration. I never would have connected that.

    • Three Finger Salute

      I’m going to have to get around to seeing it. I do remember Taxi, and Louie had the same lecherous instincts as Trump… but there were times on occasion when he could be reformed. Didn’t usually last long, but at least for a little while he pivoted to being more dispatcherial.

  • Vincent Ricola

    馃幎 Dayman ahAHah
    Fighter of the Nightman ahAHah
    Champion of the sun ahAhah
    You’re a master of karateandfriendship
    For everyone 馃幎

  • Me not sure

    If all of them got sick, took “maternity leave”, or went on vacay at the same time would we get the run of the joint? I can see great possibilities for mischief.

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    Gotta pay the troll toll to get inside this boy’s hole.

  • Seamus Romney

    OT but it’s Saturday and I have the day off. Peace to you good wonketteers.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cc0429044aaa0c85ff31cf52ac494c7397a49101b50c7e0c36c37c3cff1bbdcc.jpg

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      She took the midnight train going anywhere, and then the murders began. Adorable murders!

      • Nockular cavity

        “Who’s a good little murderer? Who’s a good little murderer? You are!”

        • TJ Barke

          That’s what I say to my cats.

          • Three Finger Salute
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    • Three Finger Salute

      Now I’m hearing “Open Arms” and thinking of a lonely puppy waiting for its yooman to come home. 馃槩

  • Gayer Than Thou

    It’s Arrested Development.

  • Resistance Fighter Astraea

    I’m packing for my upcoming vacation today, and trying to get my apartment cleaned up enough for my pet sitter.

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      Where you goin’?

      • Resistance Fighter Astraea

        Scotland :) It’s going to be hard to come back.

        • Three Finger Salute
          • Resistance Fighter Astraea

            I feel like I need to have that sign ready when people hear my accent.

          • OrG

            I don’t know about Scotland, but when I was in England they were appalled by tRump but didn’t blame ME.

          • Resistance Fighter Astraea

            That’s good!

          • Three Finger Salute

            Scottish equivalent of people wearing Trudeau campaign buttons and Habs jerseys while backpacking through Europe.

          • Eileen Besse

            Backpacking in Europe in 1974–NIXON–we were very lucky. A few times I DID become Canadian, though, just so as not to bring on the discussions. I was SO weary already….

          • SkinlessGenderlessMan

            There is a t-shirt that apologizes for our electing the president in several languages, made especially for travelers. It was first printed for W, but has been brought back out recently.

          • altleftjohn

            “Carry on, missus!”

        • OrG

          Yes,it will.

        • eggs ackly-wright

          Mein homeland!

          • Resistance Fighter Astraea

            I love your homeland! I want to live there someday if I’m very lucky.

          • eggs ackly-wright

            Actually born in America, but dad’s parents were from Skye and Lewis. Mom’s parents were lowlanders.

          • Spurning Beer

            You know who else had a Scottish mother?

          • eggs ackly-wright

            OK shush now.

          • Resistance Fighter Astraea

            Awesome. I have ancestors from Scotland but none that I can identify that came later than the late 1700s/early 1800s.

            I have a couple days in Skye and I’m really looking forward to it. Looks beautiful.

          • HellhathnofuryDemme

            Scotland is even beautiful when it is overcast, or when it rains.
            I know you will enjoy it.

            I also have relatives from there.
            A lot of people looked like my grandfather!

            When I was recently in Australia, they were concerned about Trump, but never assumed that I was a supporter, and were happy to learn that I had a winter weight pussy hat, (wool), and a summer weight pussy hat (cotton).

          • grindstone

            You will love it and I am horribly jealous.

          • H0mer0

            “A lass from the low country”?

        • Vagenda and Pee-ara

          Yay! Sounds fun. Ask the Scottish people you meet what they think of Trump.

    • OutOfOrbit

      house-cleaning is less bothersome when done nekked (i’ve been told)

    • DainBramage

      I do a lot more cleaning when people are coming over. Then I think, “This is nice. I wish it could be like this all the time.” But it isn’t.

      • Resistance Fighter Astraea

        Yeah, me too.

        • H0mer0

          which is why I rarely invite people over.

  • CountryClubJihadi

    I am praying that Trey Parker and Matt Stone give us a Team America Trump Version.

    • Three Finger Salute

      Well, it’d have to have a cameo from Li’l Kim just the same. I was hoping for Team Canada: World Peace. They’d finally get to prove themselves as not the great enemy the hysterical parents of South Park made them out to be. 馃槤

      • SkinlessGenderlessMan

        But will we know them as Canadians by how their heads hinge open as they talk?

  • Bub, the cynical zombie
  • OutOfOrbit

    stick a fork in USA cuz tiz done: the tRumptersfire SC(R)OTUS has blocked a lower court’s order to redraw racially gerrymandered districts in texASS

    • Three Finger Salute

      It went into a coma and got attached to life support in 1980. This is the end result.

      • wait! what?

        #reagancare

        • Three Finger Salute

          No, he doesn’t.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    IDK if this is the OT thread, but if so, do you have something good today, NYT link?

    If ESPN Wants to Discipline Jemele Hill, She Might Have Law on Her Side

    Any disciplining of the host, Jemele Hill, however, might be out of legal bounds for ESPN. The network is based in Bristol, Conn., and a Connecticut statute provides free-speech protections beyond the First Amendment, making it illegal for ESPN to punish Hill, according to some labor lawyers.

    鈥淛emele Hill was speaking about an important issue of public concern, one of the most crucial issues of current political life, and the statute was intended to protect people who say things just like what she said,鈥 said James Bhandary-Alexander, a lawyer at the New Haven Legal Assistance Association who frequently represents workers who are disciplined by employers for their speech.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ffd18ef8614d2b81e5bbc3f8462544710e19f83899a8fea7771a5da00a3315db.jpg

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      Publicly stating something that is objectively true should always be protected speech, no matter how many worthless assholes are offended by it.

      • Three Finger Salute

        Now is not the time to be talking about racism. We don’t want to unnecessarily politicize the rise of the Fourth Reich. We really just need to move on and get back to work on what really matters: tax cuts.

    • Three Finger Salute

      Where is CNN located? It’d be nice if a similar statute protected Reza Aslan from getting fired because he spoke the truth about Dear Leader and gave Lord Joffrey a sad.

      • bupkus231

        CNN used to be headquartered in Atlanta, I believe ( it was once a Ted Turner enterprise ). Not so sure Georgia would have “worker protections”…

  • msanthrope

    So here’s the antiracism crowd in Richmond today. We far outnumbered the Confederate doofuses. That’s Jeb Stuart on the horse, we couldn’t get near the Lee statue. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/dd785e7095f98bdefd01de1eb254d9ae88e6d4e70e139947bb5d55f433eee9e3.jpg

  • cheetojeebus

    In a desperate bid to hear people talking about him at any cost.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfDpY2l-TxA

    • TJ Barke

      That show is fucking incredible.

      • H0mer0

        I couldn’t watch it when that brother and sister couple were making out. I see it got worse(sn)

  • cheetojeebus

    A signing statement loaded with equivacation. A fucking signing statement on a unanimous fucking piece of legislation re fucking literal fucking Nazi’s.

    • Three Finger Salute

      So he signed it, but whined in protest. Which basically negates the reason why he was supposed to sign it and renders the whole thing moot.

      America.exe has stopped working. Abort, retry, fail, or AOT,K?

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        The orange screen of death

  • msanthrope
  • DainBramage

    So Mueller had a warrant to turn over some FacePalm rocks.
    https://twitter.com/TeaPainUSA/status/909075804897910784

    • TJ Barke

      When this is over, and Donnie’s in federal prison, I hope Mueller gives a grand speech about how Donnie is everything that’s wrong with America.

      • DainBramage

        I can think of about 62 million Americans who need to be publicly shamed for voting for him too.

        • Three Finger Salute

          But how many Russians?

          • TJ Barke

            Just the ones in their government and covert intelligence services.

        • Clark_Nova

          They need 5 years in a re-education camp.

    • Three Finger Salute

      Every person of Jewish extraction should delete their Facebook account and rip their shirt when saying the damnable traitor’s name for the last time (a gesture meaning “you are dead to me” or “you have disgraced the family”). Every respectable Jewish organization should publicly condemn him for betraying his own people. He’s no better than a “Jerome Streicher” who gave Goebbels ad space in the local Jewish daily because the price was right — and influenced the 1933 elections in favor of Hitler. It’d be like if he was the dean of Yeshiva University who invited Charles Lindbergh to give the commencement speech. I hope Priscilla’s daughter knows that her father is an enabler of Nazis and disowns him, that Priscilla kicks him to the curb, and that he dies a penniless alcoholic bum who has “friends” in no places. Shame on him. Kapo.

    • Resistance Fighter Callyson

      It is a crime to know that a crime is taking place and to help it succeed. That’s aiding and abetting. If any Trump associate knew about…

      the foreign contributions that Mueller’s search warrant focused on and helped that effort in a tangible way, they could be charged.

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4aa565e1174efc18b53d6d0731b04e44387ed0923e5bb1b073cda95f6faa516e.jpg

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      Tick Tock, boys…

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Who’s going to The Million Juggalo March?

  • I honestly think that suit has a chance. I’m pretty sure the late night writing teams and Rachel’s team would sign on

  • Bub, the cynical zombie
    • TJ Barke

      Actually it says “I’M A TOOL”

      • Bub, the cynical zombie

        That, and many other things. It’s kind of like a Rohrschach blot of stupidity and racism.

    • Resistance Fighter Callyson

      I can see just enough of the license plate to see that it’s from my home state. Oh yeah, that’s why I pay the insane rents to live out here…

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        lol, I know that plate

    • Resistance Fighter Astraea

      I’m sorry to hear about about your penis, truck owner.

      • TJ Barke

        I don’t think that’s the issue, otherwise it would have a lift kit.

        • Resistance Fighter Astraea

          I don’t know. Anyone who has to assert right on their truck that he is an alpha male…

          • TJ Barke

            That probably just means that everyone at his office walks all over him.

        • Three Finger Salute

          Or Truck Nutz鈩.

      • Opalescent Riddles

        It’s apparently a Pennsylvania plate, so…

    • Usually it’s weird lefties that plaster the backs of their vehicles with lefty slogans. I’ve never seen a deplorable do it, but I live in a blue state.

      • Resistance Fighter Astraea

        I rarely see them with quite that many. But we have this very special deplorable who was driving around in an old style red pickup truck with life-size puppets of Trump and Hillary in the back, with Hillary behind bars.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        I’ve seen this, as well as the pickups with the giant Stars and Bars. Consider yourself lucky…

    • Master Contrail Program

      The Misery Machine is all ready to go I see.

    • Three Finger Salute

      That’s A Asshole鈩.

    • Juan de Fuca

      Needs moar rolling smoke exhaust pipes.

    • BrianW

      Somehow, you just KNOW this guy is drawing a government pension.

    • William
      • therblig

        rwnj gunhumper co-worker has literally posted every single one of these. except calvin.

        who’s the real sheeple?

    • HellhathnofuryDemme

      He must be fun at parties!

      (No trucknuts?!)

    • Paul

      “Just to scream I’m an asshole.”

    • Eileen Besse

      I live in red, red, RED Floriduh, and I see “that” thing every single day. Every. Single. Day.

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    So who do Cricket and The Waitress play?

    • David Filmore

      I created this video and I originally cast The Waitress as Kellyanne Conway, and Artemis as Sarah Huckabee Sanders. But the thing was getting way too long, so I had to cut them out.

  • Ok. My maple syrup is going back into the fridge and i’m gonna read me some Hillary.

    • Three Finger Salute

      And it’s magic maple syrup, because it’s from Canadialand.

    • Bozilingus

      Wasn’t there a theft of maple syrup last year? Do you have any explanation for your whereabouts during this theft?

  • Thought of the Day:
    No wonder Conservative Christians hate this Pope. He’s too Christ-like…
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5914999e592e20e3f6040353e640d7f3bbab29e206d69a83bb08a86828f8362c.png

    • OrG

      Yeah, that and he’s Catholic.

    • Three Finger Salute

      “Shut up, cuck!” -Bannon

      • bubbuhh

        That Cardinal Bannon to us

    • DainBramage

      He’s definitely a notch above his predecessor, Pope HitlerYouth.

  • TJ Barke

    Okay, Dok doesn’t have cancer or something, does he? I’ve already had to live through losing a father to cancer once, don’t make me do it again, Dok!

    • WomanInThePersistence

      I don’t think he does.

    • (Cancer took my mother and tried to take my wife. A deep fuck-you to cancer…)

    • Resistance Fighter Callyson

      Lung cancer took mom and my beloved grandmother. Fuck you, cancer.

    • Beowoof14

      Cancer stole my Mom, I miss talking with my left wing Mom everyday. Fuck you cancer.

    • Red Richmond

      Lost both my grandpas to cancer when I was still a wee babby. Never understood what I missed out on until I had my son, who is lucky enough to have both his grandpas still around and a part of his life.

      Fuck cancer.

  • anon_the_great

    Wait, no. That can’t be a real trailer, can it?

    • anon_the_great

      Are right, ya got me…

  • Persistent Tennessee Rain

    That was fucking brilliant

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    I guess Cricket would be Jeff Sessions

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdB-A8B7128

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Got a “uh oh” moment for us, NYT link?

    C.I.A. Wants Authority to Conduct Drone Strikes in Afghanistan for the First Time

    The C.I.A. is pushing for expanded powers to carry out covert drone strikes in Afghanistan and other active war zones, a proposal that the White House appears to favor despite the misgivings of some at the Pentagon, according to current and former intelligence and military officials.

    If approved by President Trump, it would mark the first time the C.I.A. has had such powers in Afghanistan, expanding beyond its existing authority to carry out covert strikes against Al Qaeda and other terrorist targets across the border in Pakistan.

    The changes are being weighed as part of a broader push inside the Trump White House to loosen Obama-era restraints on how the C.I.A. and the military fight Islamist militants around the world. The Obama administration imposed the restrictions in part to limit civilian casualties, and the proposed shift has raised concerns among critics that the Trump administration would open the way for broader C.I.A. strikes in such countries as Libya, Somalia and Yemen, where the United States is fighting the Islamic State, Al Qaeda or both.

    http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/829/550/a4e.gif

    • Lord Jim

      We never learn. Just…fuck…

      • Three Finger Salute

        The graveyard of empires. Unfortunately, ours is also the empire that will lead the whole rest of the world to a graveyard.

        When the apocalypse comes, it will be draped in ill-fitting suits and carrying a Twitphone.

        • TundraGrifter

          I just started reading “Into the Land of Bones: Alexander the Great in Afghanistan” and it’s quite good!

          • Three Finger Salute

            Humanity went from Alexander the Great to Donald the Lousy.

            Leadership is so antiquated. Sad.

    • TundraGrifter

      It worked out so well when the CIA armed the Afghan “freedom fighters” through the Pakistan Secret Service and they grew into the Taliban. I can certainly see why the Trump Administration wants to give the CIA more room to roam.

    • Mormos

      who is paying for the drone strikes, and where is that money going? afghanastan is a dumping ground for US military hardware. A place to use up missiles so we have to keep buying them. Who is biulding the damn things in the first place? who benefits?

      • Unhappy Fingers

        A few of the US major players are Lockheed Martin, Boeing, Raytheon, Northrop Grumman, United Technologies, and General Dynamics.

        You can start with the Wikipedia article on the Arms Industry if you dare. Eye/brain protection recommended. (If you figure out something that works well, let me know. I could use it too.)

  • Upright Ape

    Wow, gotta be the “Citizen Kane” of Trump movies. True Oscar bait.
    (I wish it were real…..IMDB doesn’t have it listed).

  • VirginiaWackelpudding

    That was sublime.

  • That. Was. Brilliant.

    • David Filmore

      Thanks! I made it :)

  • Bub, the cynical zombie
    • Lord Jim

      Sara Fuckabee Slanders calls for freelance journalist David Cay Johnston to be fired in 3…2…1…

      • BosGrl

        Except not black female, so maybe he gets to keep his job.

        • Lord Jim

          He’s self-employed, so maybe ok. :D

        • phoenix00

          Maybe Fuckabee will settle for a paid sabbatical. Art of the Deal!

    • altleftjohn

      David Cay Johnston is my spirit animal.

  • ManchuCandidate

    http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/itsalwayssunny/images/7/76/1x6_Pop_Pop_as_a_Nazi.png

    And we’ve got Nazis.

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_iUK-z0-ongQ/Sb3ORfSlibI/AAAAAAAAADA/vVmPqQhqiJc/s320/mcpoyle.jpg

    All we need is White Supremacists…Oh shit.

    Does this mean Jared is a Dayman? Aka master of karate and friendship for everyone?

  • Juan de Fuca

    This is fucking glorious.

    “This is America. You’re either a Duper or a Dupee. You guy’s are the Dupees!”

  • YoBunnyBunny
    • Resistance Fighter Astraea

      lol which one is this?

    • Juan de Fuca

      Those dudes on the bench look like they stopped their morning run to try and figure out why a bunch of people are wasting their Saturday morning rallying for a guy who already got elected.

      • YoBunnyBunny

        Yeah, its pretty much business as usual… joggers, Asian tourists, cold water bottle hustlers… a nothing burger rally.

        We’re looking for the juggalos now, lol

        • Juan de Fuca

          Oh dear lord. I just Googled it and found out about the dueling rallies. That should be interesting, lol.

          Stay safe! Those clowns can get out of hand sometimes.

          https://youtu.be/8hyMG3b05u0

          • YoBunnyBunny

            Actually rather tame for now. .. they are literally doing their thing at the Lincoln memorial while little old people and tourists take pics lol

    • Red Richmond

      Huh, I figured the guys on the bench were the rally, and the crowd they’re looking at are the juggalos.

  • Bill D. Burger
  • YoBunnyBunny
  • HellhathnofuryDemme

    Artist’s vengeance is the best vengeance.

    • TundraGrifter

      Remember Chaucer in “A Knight’s Tale?”

  • Jenny

    Perfect

  • Bill D. Burger

    Bbbbbutt……How will they ever get over that wall he built? Additionally, in Texas and Florida contractors are already hysterical over the fact they can’t find day laborers. Evidently, the pools of undocumented workers they relied on for labor are afraid of showing up and being rounded up the Trumpstaffel. Whod’ a thunk’ it?
    Where are all them’ Murriccans’ who wanted these jobs?

    [Trump Beach Resort Wants More Foreign Guest Workers

    The resort near Miami, which licenses Trump’s name, is seeking permission to hire 10 housekeepers, claiming no Americans want the jobs. Companies owned by Trump or bearing his name have sought 380 workers since he launched his presidential campaign.

    Posted on September 12, 2017, at 11:48 a.m.
    By Jessica Garrison ]

    https://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicagarrison/trump-beach-resort-wants-more-foreign-guest-workers?utm_term=.jiywMmLNN#.xlKe9ba44

    https://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1449/70/1449708368608.jpg

    • Three Finger Salute

      We have A Asshole sheriff in Massachusetts who wants to send prison laborers to build the wall. Do a search for “Thomas Hodgson”. Attention-seeking, headline-grabbing wannabe “expert” on all matters of criminal injustice, who fancies himself a slave driver extraordinaire.

      • Bill D. Burger

        Wow! And he’s promoted arresting any political official who supports sanctuary cities. A regular SS Trumpstaffel kinda guy.
        He’s a regular yankee Arpaio!

    • The resort near Miami, which licenses Trump’s name, is seeking permission to hire 10 housekeepers, claiming no Americans want the jobs. Companies owned by Trump or bearing his name have sought 380 workers since he launched his presidential campaign.

      Americans want the jobs, asshole, but you have to pay them at least min wage.

  • Bill D. Burger

    ~Boom goes the dynamite!~

    https://twitter.com/TVMoJoe/status/908788692122087425

    rotflmao: Trump: “If I knew the fucking ratings were going to be THAT big, I’d have pardoned Mike Flynn AND his traitor son!”

    • Zyxomma

      Is that counting or not counting those of us who watched the interview on the internet?

      • Opalescent Riddles

        Depends on who’s asking and who’s telling. Like Trump says his inauguration crowd was biggest ever because lots were watching online, but he’s neglecting that those numbers were inflated several-fold by people checking in just to see how small the crowd was in comparison to Obama’s. Sorry, I digress.

        My honest guess about Maddow’s numbers is that whether Thursday’s 2.9M includes online or not, the same metric was used for Wed. and the sports shows to be fair in the comparison. I do know that I watched it live with my wife, and it was glorious.

  • Bill D. Burger

    And the fucking Stepnfetchit’ Trump Buttboy is a damned plagiarist as well. What a bottomless pit of dishonesty and fraud this Trumpanzee Army is.

    [Former Sheriff David Clarke must revise thesis or risk losing degree, docs reveal

    By Chris Massie and Andrew Kaczynski, CNN
    Updated 4:55 PM ET, Fri September 15, 2017
    (CNN)Former Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke must revise his master’s thesis or risk losing his degree in security studies from the Naval Postgraduate School, according to documents CNN’s KFile obtained through a Freedom of Information Act request.]
    http://www.cnn.com/2017/09/15/politics/kfile-david-clarke-thesis-update/index.html

    https://i.redd.it/fv231k0dq90z.png

  • JMP

    Is it weird that I cannot watch that show because I went to high school with McElheney and seeing how successful he is today makes me feel like a loser?

    • Poorly Behaved P茅rsistanista

      Sounds perfectly norms to me.

    • bobbert

      I went to high school with ZAZ.

  • Juan de Fuca
    • See? I am not the only one who gets a huge kick out of all the silly ^.^

  • CATMAN
    • phoenix00

      He makes me sick.

  • Serai 1

    Harry Dean Stanton’s gone.

    https://media.giphy.com/media/ZTFPLEIaqSCQw/giphy.gif

    RIP, Bud.

    • marxalot

      His credit was spotless.

      • David Pseudonym

        He had a Con-dition.

    • Marsupial

      No communists in his car! And no Christians either!!

      • Serai 1

        REPO MAN’S ALWAYS INTENSE!!!

  • The Librarian

    It’s Always Sunny is one of the funniest shows on the teevee. I’ve never watched an episode where I didn’t lmao. Many thanks to the Spawn who know good programming when they see it (most of the time).

  • Panika MCD

    “things I learned at the coffee shop” by Jazzy Jazz Pants

    1. did you know that it is “coffee” and not “covfefe”? most people don’t know that–and by “most people” I mean “the president”.

    2. there is a thing called “bacon” that is not in my “diet”, but Calliope Jane says it is “the tits” and I wonder why she thinks so highly of tits. they for feedin’ babbies, not eats.

    3. I am on instagram now. I don’t have accounts, but Meeka will share as soon as she finds.

    4. only buttholes call places “shoppe” because they need preparation 4 H. I think it has something to do with cows.

    5. I want a boy! but not a Pinocchio boy, a real one!

    6. coffee shops serve beer so clearly beer is a kind of coffee. also french fries pies (also too not “in my diet” poo) which is also coffee…I guess.

    7. new lobster is not as good as old lobster.

    D END

    • covfefesumgame0005

      the coffee shops I like serve pot! in Amsterdam and Rotterdam :)

    • phoenix00

      They don’t make those lobsters like they used to.

  • Zyxomma

    Glad you found something you like, Dok. I made it to two minutes; it’s not for me.

  • DoILookAmused2u? R茅sistance鈽

    Trump team puts out a video and Trump tweets it with “Happy 70th birthday to USAF”, and it begins with the shot of an F-18, a plane the USAF never flew.

    https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/908841360131743744

    • phoenix00

      What an idiot.

    • Stulexington

      Does that mean he’s about to cancel the new jet? I have mixed feelings about that. On the one hand it’s a good idea, on the other hand it’s Trump so he’ll manage to find some way to fuck it up while blatantly padding his own pocket.

      • DoILookAmused2u? R茅sistance鈽

        1. Trump no longer is opposed to the F-35.
        2. The whole point of the F-35 is that other aircraft and SAMs use x-band radar to lock onto a target, and the F-35 has a very low x-band profile, and it can take out SAMs and enemy fighters before they can get a lock on it.

        It has other capabilities that make a squadron of them a more significant force than several wings of other aircraft also.

        The days of trying to go higher and faster are over. The days of shooting more and sooner are here.

        • Stulexington

          It’s also 5 years and trillions of dollars overdue.

          • DoILookAmused2u? R茅sistance鈽

            umm, no. By 2017 the program was expected over its lifetime (until 2070) to cost $406.5 billion for acquisition of the jets and $1.1 trillion for operations and maintenance.

          • Stulexington

            Hundreds of billions, my apologies. I was by the way referring to the research cost which is rapidly approaching the 1.5 trillion mark.

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    • phoenix00

      In a town with many fine coffee establishments, like mine, it does suck.

  • gOf

    Doc Zoom: you shouldn’t use the phrase, “Charlie work.”

    It makes you sound like an out of touch old despite the most excellent golden pillow hat.

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  • Saxo the Grammarian

    Off-topic: I’ve been binge-listening to Beethoven symphonies tonight, something I’ve never done before. And I love Beethoven. It’s all video presentations, btw. Here are the particulars:

    SImon Bolivar Orchestra of Venezuela
    Gustavo Dudamel, conductor
    Palace of Catalan Music, Barcelona

    The Palace of Catalan Music was built in 1900-something, and it is visually stunning. The SImon Bolivar Orchestra is a product of “La Systema” in Venezuela, a music education program that gets kids off the streets and involved in something positive. Gustavo Dudamel is a product of La Systema, and a young, cheeky bastard who gets terrific performances out of every orchestra he leads.

    Every performance so far has being absolutely cracking. And if I should ever become a political refugee, I hope that Barcelona will take me in.

  • David Pseudonym

    A Hot L Baltimore reference.

    I’d love you, you know, if you weren’t so dirty.

  • Viktor

    Danny Devito, what a great talent. Louis Depalma, Frank Reynolds, etc… Love the show. And Jimmi Simpson as Liam McPoyle, icing on the cake.

    • How Danny DeVito got hired to play Louie DePalma:
      He walked into the audition, threw the script onto the ground, and yelled, “WHO WROTE THIS S***?” True story

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