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After Hurricane Harvey hit Texas, our good neighbor Mexico sent their condolences and eagerly offered to help with any aid they could provide. Donald Trump did not take them up on their offer, nor did he acknowledge it in any way, because he is the worst.

Mexico, having since been hit by not only its own terrible hurricane (Katia), but also a devastating earthquake that ended up killing 95 people, rescinded their offer in a statement on Monday, along with an expression of “full solidarity with the state of Florida in the face of the severe impact of Hurricane Irma.” In the statement, Mexico’s Foreign Ministry made a special point to thank Texas Governor Greg Abbot for having sent his condolences and offers of aid.

They did not thank Donald Trump.

From the Google Translate!

The Mexican government takes this opportunity to thank the Governor of Texas Greg Abbott for his message of solidarity to our country on the occasion of the September 7 earthquake.

The Mexican government also expresses its full solidarity with the State of Florida in the face of the severe impact of Hurricane Irma. Mexico will be attentive to the development of this phenomenon in the following days, and hopes that soon, both the State of Florida and the State of Texas and the State of Louisiana will recover from the damages caused by the hurricanes that have impacted them.

That is because Donald Trump did not offer aid or condolences, as the leader of a country is expected to do when an ally — which, whether he likes it or not, Mexico is — suffers a national disaster of such proportions.

A few hours after the statement was released, Secretary of State Rex Tillerson did Donald Trump’s job for him, and called up Mexican Foreign Secretary Luis Videgaray to give the proper condolences and offers of aid:

“Tillerson offered his condolences for the loss of life and the devastation caused by the earthquake in Mexico and from Hurricane Katia,” State Department spokeswoman Heather Nauert said. “He emphasized to Foreign Secretary Videgaray that the U.S. government stands ready to assist our neighbors in Mexico during this difficult time.”

That is embarrassing. For the President of the United States to have not been on top of this is embarrassing. (And neither was his SecState till prompted, really.) A country not giving you money to fund that wall you really want in order to keep them all out because they are rapists is no excuse to be rude.

Part of Trump’s appeal to many of his supporters is his lack of “political correctness.” But really, what this tendency always boiled down to was not some principled stand for “free speech,” but rather plain old bad manners. Donald Trump wants to sit at the dinner table and chew with his mouth open — and, perhaps more significantly, does not comprehend why anyone would have a problem with that, because doing so is authentic to him and therefore he sees that as the ultimate good. He is not a conscientious person. If it is not about himself and his id and his immediate wants and needs, he has no interest in it.

Note the fact that his 9/11 tribute was a montage of himself:

Good manners are about a lot more than arbitrary protocol designed to trip up those not “in the know.” Having good manners signifies a lot more about a person than just being able to use the right fork. It’s about being aware, being conscientious, and, frankly, being empathetic. We don’t chew with our mouths open simply because it’s a rule, but because we don’t want other people to be sickened. Donald Trump, ultimately, does not care if you are sickened.

This tendency is leading to him being unable to perform the most basic functions of his job. Not that he is particularly good at that anyway, but a lack of conscientiousness in the President of the United States has far more serious implications on our relationship with the world and our allies than simply making people he doesn’t like mad.

Also, he treated them like shit on the phone.

[Los Angeles Times]

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  • Wolf Tracker

    Do we actually have any close allies left in the world since Trump took office?

    • Cogswell – In a Mirror, Darkly

      I’m running with “no.”

      • Wolf Tracker

        Hey Cogswell- good to see ya!

        • Cogswell – In a Mirror, Darkly

          Back atcha, Wolf!

    • janecita

      Israel.

      • Werewolf

        Until Bibi gets indicted for corruption (soon, please!).

    • Three Finger Salute

      Thug dictatorships like Russia, Israel, Saudi and the Philippines, and nothing else. Trudeau certainly isn’t his “new found friend” either. He despises Trump (as does his entire family — Margaret said he’s bonkers, Sophie is never going to meet him, and Sacha just stays out of the way because he’s a bit feistier than his brother and would really let the guy have it). But, he plays snake-charmer and does Jedi mind tricks pretending to be “polite” out of strategic necessity.

      Fortunately for them, Canada has enough allies around the world (in fact far more and much stronger than when Adolf Harper was in charge), has forged economic ties through other trade agreements, and after 2018, could do their part breaking the cartels by trading weed with Mexico, that they could walk away from NAFTA tomorrow and Trump would think he made a bigly yuge deal with Trudeau. Even as the US economy collapses out of isolationism.

  • janecita

    He lacks empathy, if it isn’t about him, it isn’t important.

  • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher
  • bubbuhh

    Who’s turn is it to drug Trump’s Happy Meal?

    • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

      Putin’s.

    • janecita

      I did it last time, I believe that it is your turn.

    • Cogswell – In a Mirror, Darkly

      I’m hoping for an opportunity to piss in his vinaigrette.

  • Cogswell – In a Mirror, Darkly
  • Bozilingus

    Like a bad neighbor, the U.S. ain’t there.

  • ManchuCandidate

    Caring about non US Amercia is all just Covfefe in the wind for Trump.

    • Three Finger Salute

      The cancer, my friend, is a covfefe bag of wind.
      The cancer is a covfefe bag of wind.

  • Anna Rompage
    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      OMG – His coffee mug says, “Covfefe” – I think I love him!

      • arcessita

        And the VHS marked “PEE TAPE”!

        • Persistent Tennessee Rain

          That was freakin’ riotous! :D

    • Cock Blockula

      I will vote for him if he runs just on this campaign ad alone.

    • Gayer Than Thou

      I never thought I would admire Vicente Fox – whose politics are not so terrific – but there it is.

  • memzilla Ω

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:

    Dear Lord:
    Please allow all of us Wonkerados to live long enough to piss on Donald Trump’s grave.

    • Crystalclear12

      Amen

    • LesBontemps

      There’s gonna be a long line.

      • Crystalclear12

        Worth it.

        • puredog

          Time to drink moar beers while you wait! In fact, I’d like the beer concession for that line.

          • wide_stance_hubby

            Asparagus also too. Lots.

      • jowgajen

        Make sure to wear Wellies and bring hand sanitizer.

    • MrTusks

      They’ll have to bury him at sea just to keep the peace, like with Osama bin Laden.

    • Make sure the urinal is gold plated, so it can be just as tacky as the person buried beneath it.

    • Suse

      He will have the yuuugest memorial – probably something like a Greek temple sort of thing. so there will be plenty of room to piss on it.

      • Three Finger Salute

        Surrounded by statues of all the brave Covfeferate generals who gave their lives bravely in the Bowling Green Massacre and the River of Blood.

    • wide_stance_hubby

      If he’s yellow, let him mellow. Once he’s brown, flush him down.

      • theblackdog

        So if he’s Orange, Lock the door-ange?

  • PubOption

    Making the wall earthquake-proof will cost more than was budgeted. We can’t give money away willy-nilly.

  • BigCSouthside

    i can’t remember a time a foreign power expressed solidarity with specific states without mentioning the United States.

    • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

      But we here in Minnesota are not offended.

      • BigCSouthside

        I’m just trying to think of who would really like to see a loose confederation of states with a weak central government…

        • Three Finger Salute

          Paul Ryan?

        • Dudleydidwrong

          If I were a praying man I’d be praying “Give us this day our parliamentary system so we could declare ‘no confidence’ and move on, hopefully to better times.”

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      I take it as a sign that they know 11 million people wanted someone other than this assclown as precident.

  • UncleTravelingMatt
  • janecita

    He is an asshole, he just extended the “Dealing with the Enemy” embargo, while Cuba was getting pummeling by Irma.

  • I’m convinced that nearly every Trump supporter would hate the guy if they actually had to work for him.

    • Ellie

      And they would recognize him as a liar and a thief when he didn’t pay them what he owed.

      • TJ Barke

        But only when he didn’t pay them…

    • Cornelius Fussbudget

      > I’m convinced that nearly every Trump supporter would hate the guy if they actually had to work for him be in his presence for five goddamn minutes.

      There ya go, FTFY

  • Three Finger Salute

    This man is so disgusting that I shudder to think how he would react if the U.S. had another 9/11. Guaranteed he wouldn’t let any of his tacky hotels be used as temporary shelter just like he didn’t open up Mal Viagro for Irma victims. Canada for sure would repeat the real-life scenario of Come from Away, but then that would give Trump hives because he’d see that Trudeau is “upstaging” him simply by not being A Asshole.

    It could happen. We’ve still got at least another two-and-a-half years of the deranged narcissist who puts the POS in POTUS. Almost four thousand people died that day, followed by countless soldiers and innocent Iraqis and Afghanis, for this?

    Thanks Shrub.

  • CO
  • Bill D. Burger

    Trump took Barbara Bush’s seminar on Republican Kinder & Gentler Compassionate Conservatism at his own university.

    http://www.azquotes.com/picture-quotes/quote-but-why-should-we-hear-about-body-bags-and-deaths-and-how-many-what-day-it-s-gonna-happen-barbara-bush-130-97-90.jpg

    • OrG

      She seems nice.

      • Three Finger Salute

        Didn’t she call Jeb’s half-Hispanic kids little darkies or something?

        Fuck that ice queen…

        • proudgrampa

          She was creepy…

          • OrG

            Was?

          • Three Finger Salute

            She also kept her miscarried fetus in a jar on the fireplace mantle and made Shrub be her sort of Norman Bates-esque child caregiver while pappy was away doing sekrit squirrel spook stuff. What a fucking fucked-up family they all are.

      • Bill D. Burger

        It was said that W first became aware of the concept of global warming when a large chunk of ice broke off her.

        ~rimshot!~ ;)

    • BosGrl

      I found this quote amazing and had to look up the context and yes, she actually said it (http://www.snopes.com/politics/quotes/barbara.asp):

      The comment arose during a Good Morning America interview with the couple who were formerly President and First Lady, George H.W. Bush and Barbara Bush. The interview was conducted by Diane Sawyer in Houston scant hours before the couple’s son, President George W. Bush, delivered a televised ultimatum to Saddam Hussein to step down from power and leave Iraq or face U.S.-led military action. The chat with the senior Bushes aired the following morning, 18 March 2003.

      The remark in question occurred early in the three-way conversation, following a line of query directed at Mrs. Bush regarding whether she found herself studying her son for verbal or visual signs of how well he was holding up under the pressure. (Sawyer: “As a mother, do you watch for strain on him?”) Mrs. Bush replied that she looked for such indications in all five of her children and remarked on the family’s propensity for having hair that turns
      white earlier than is the norm. An additional query about whether the senior Bushes, who do not normally watch a great deal of television, found themselves watching more TV during this period than was their usual custom fetched from Mrs. Bush the quote that has since earned a measure of notoriety:

      “I watch none. He [former President Bush] sits and listens and I read
      books, because I know perfectly well that, don’t take offense, that 90 percent
      of what I hear on television is supposition, when we’re talking about
      the news. And he’s not, not as understanding of my pettiness about that.
      But why should we hear about body bags, and deaths, and how many, what
      day it’s gonna happen, and how many this or what do you suppose? Or, I
      mean, it’s, it’s not relevant. So, why should I waste my beautiful mind
      on something like that? And watch him suffer.”

    • Fartknocker

      And GWB2 girls still call her Grandma Jar-Jar at Thanksgiving.

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      Bless her empty fucking heart.

    • TJ Barke

      What beauty?

  • Crystalclear12

    Dear Mexico,
    We apologize on behalf of president.
    If you could just frame this and put on a wall for any future issues it would be greatly appreciated.
    Sincerely.
    The United States.

  • Zonath

    Good manners? Human decency? Basic competence?? All of them apparently exclusively liberal values these days.

    • OrG

      These days?

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    I think I’ve had enough internet for today. Given the choice between reading more about the Dolt 45 regime and cleaning the toilets, I’m going to fetch my toilet brush. Peace, y’all.

    • Bill D. Burger

      I’ve been cleaning out the stalls and MSNBC is on overhead and the pundits are discussing Trump on one of the monitors. I look up there at times and then down at the horseshit…not much difference.

      • proudgrampa

        But horseshit isn’t as bad…

        Just sayin’.

        • Bill D. Burger

          And it DOES have a number of uses. We compost it and it makes a dang good odorless fertilizer for the flower gardens…etc.

          • proudgrampa

            Yeah. The other stuff just kills…

  • Robbertjan Brandenburg

    We are still in the middle of formation of the new government. Normally a New prime minister wants to meet the POTUS as soon as possible because this gives a certain legitimacy (is that spelled correctly?) to its coalition. Now nobody here is in a hurry for a diplomatic trip to the USA.

    • Three Finger Salute

      I have an idea. Send Wilders to Mar-a-Lago. He can give a speech at their “New Atlantis” golf course.

      • Robbertjan Brandenburg

        Could you please keep him there?

        • Three Finger Salute

          Oh, I’m sure he’d wash ashore on the wingnut welfare circuit and not even want to go back to the Netherlands, just like the Puritans before him who basically got kicked out for being 17th century RWNJs. We’re the U.S. of Bannonstan now; he, Farage, Le Pen, and the rest of the failed Muscovian candidates will all get along just fine in the cult. The rest of us will just pack our bags and either board planes to Europe in his stead, or take a bus or cab to Canada.

        • Dudleydidwrong

          Sorry. Can’t do. We’ve got enough problems.

          Wouldn’t he be an illegal alien anyway?

    • Gayer Than Thou

      For a moment, I thought you meant that we, U.S. Americans, were still in the middle of formation of a new government, and it didn’t actually seem wrong. Even after nine months.

    • Alan

      We can send him there.

  • Belasaurius

    offering condolences means that the world does not revolve around you. Trump is simply incapable of such a mindset.

  • Beowoof14

    Dealing with other humans is Trump’s major malfunction. If they can’t do anything for him, blow him, make him money etc, he won’t even acknowledge their existence. And with both items, once your’e done fulfilling your function in his universe you’re expendable.

    • Three Finger Salute

      My entire family is like this. My father in particular. Consider what a nightmare it must be seeing a mirror image of your asshole father become president and then do a 60 Minutes interview.

      • bbayliss

        condolences.

        • Three Finger Salute

          Merci.

  • James Baskin

    If I were the President of Mexico, I would rather he didn’t call.

    • P’jama Pahnts

      He’d probably start bragging about all the coverage his hurricanes are getting, promise to take care, the best care, of Mexico and never think about it again.

      • Three Finger Salute

        Mexico has the best branding, their branding has improved so much, believe me. Their branding is incredible, it’s winning all the time.

        • Boscoe

          And that Earthquake! It got yuuge ratings! The Biggest! What a turnout!

          • Three Finger Salute

            Most incredible, amazing crowd ever, believe me. Bigger than Obama’s, so much bigger.

          • richardgrabman

            Yeah, I was turned out of my bed… and I was 1000 Km from the epicenter.

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            Holy hell, are you OK?

          • richardgrabman

            Fine, thank you. Like James Bond, shaken, not stirred.

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            As someone on the West coast of Florida who just dealt with Irma, You have my empathy. Hopefully you have no structural damage to your domicile. Stay safe.

      • BosGrl

        “Oh, you think you had a hurricane? Harvey was a 500-year hurricane!”

  • The Replicant Brooke

    May he die on the toilet in a shower of diarrhea after wasting away in neglect in a cut rate nursing home.

    • OutOfOrbit

      no mursing homes want that creepy creep

    • Resistance Fighter Astraea

      In jail

  • Bananas Foster

    This is just further evidence that states and other countries are working together directly, cutting the fucking circus clown out of the equation.

    • BosGrl

      Isn’t this what the Rs want? The dissolution of the federal government?

      • Three Finger Salute

        R meaning “Russiapublicans”.

        The party of Reagan is now the party of Moscow. You can’t explain that.

      • Lance Thrustwell

        Just most of it. They want just enough government that they get to keep their jobs and make their military friends (and their suppliers & contractors) happy.

        • Three Finger Salute

          Not to mention tax credits for NFL stadiums to show off jingoistic agitprop at their gladiator contests. Sheesh, we really are in terminal Rome stages. How soon before the feds decide to throw Cambridge libruhlz to Russian bears at Gillette Stadium?

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Trump exists in a world of emotional binary code. You are either financially beneficial/groveling toward him, or you simply do not exist. A one or a zero. It’s the definition of a sociopath.

    • Resistance Fighter Astraea

      We seem to live in a time when many Americans Not only think of themselves as temporarily embarrassed millionaires, but oppressed sociopaths yearning to be let free from oppressive social obligations.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        He’d piss on Rosa Parks for some imagined social slight, and praise Pol Pot for an imagined compliment.

        • Three Finger Salute

          Many, many sides.

      • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

        Yeah, I’ve definitely seen it in my workflow – a lot more people who are behaving as if the basic rules of decency and good judgment simply should not apply to them any more. “Whaddya mean I can’t tell a kid that I’m teaching that he’ll never amount to much?” “Since when can I not hurl homophobic slurs at a member of the public?” “Why are you busting my chops for coming to work drunk?”

        • Three Finger Salute

          I blame conservatives for smearing Mr. Rogers as a commie.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      Yup. Narcissism is just a subtype of psychopathy. Better than some, but that’s a very relative measure. Kind of like saying being a shoplifter is “better” than being a cat burglar.

    • OneYieldRegular

      We could make a bubble computer out of him.

    • richardgrabman

      And… alas… a lot of techies, too.

    • natoslug

      I prefer hex. At least then, deadbeef has value.

      3735928559

  • jesterpunk
    • TJ Barke

      Because guess why?

      • jesterpunk

        Montana voted for him and Oregon didnt?

        • TJ Barke

          Yup.

    • altleftjohn

      I cordially invite Donald Trump to come to Portland. I guarantee a huge crowd.

  • Scooby

    Even if you replaced Trump tomorrow it will be in the back of everyone’s mind forever that another Trump could easily happen.

    • eka

      good. it should be on their minds. people shouldn’t get complacent and forget how horrible of creatures we are capable of being.

      • Scooby

        Well, the problem is that no country will ever trust or respect the US again.

        • Three Finger Salute

          “We can no longer count on the Americans as a reliable ally.”
          Angela Merkel

          You know we dun fucked up bigly when the U.S. is the Reich leading the Axis Powers, while Germany and France are the Allies.

        • proudgrampa

          And why should they?

          Hell, I don’t trust or respect the US again.

          Sometimes, I feel so bad that I just want to apologize to the proudgrandkids for the world we are leaving them with. I didn’t work hard enough to prevent it…

          • Scooby

            I was abroad the first 6 months of the Trump presidency. People would constantly say to me what the hell is wrong with you people?

        • eka

          well … should they? and ever again is extreme. trust and respect can be earned over time, based on behavior. it’s why we trust germany now more than the us.

          • Scooby

            OK, not forever, but I do think the damage will be a lot longer lasting than most people realize. The US has a short memory problem.

          • eka

            very true. and certainly there is serious damage. sadly, i don’t think this will help americans learn the concept of consequences. in a way, the respect we regained under obama was not truly deserved, as all of this ugliness did exist already, just a bit more hidden and controlled, at least to the outside eye (though i think it was a bit more of relief than eager respect). but maybe hidden and controlled is all any country can hope for when it comes to the viciousness of human nature?

            i think i’m feeling a bit pessimistic today.

    • Hardly Ideal

      Word. My faith in American democracy died last November; when you’re faced with such an easy choice and you blow it that badly, you can no longer be trusted with either sharp objects or representative government.

      • Bananas Foster

        Sorry, but I don’t agree. Counties make mistakes.

        Japan and Germany seem to have been welcome back into the fold…

        • Three Finger Salute

          It took a looooooooooong time, though. Germany didn’t get on anyone’s good graces until they agreed that building walls and aligning with Russia was a bad idea…

    • shivaskeeper

      Good. Maybe this time the rest of the citizens will remember that voting has consequences.

      • FeloniousMonk

        I’m more concerned about the non-voting majority. “Politicians are all the same” after all.

        • Three Finger Salute

          Similar to the throwaway-voting purity-pony hostage-takers, who have only increased their tantrums about grandpa Trotsky and will cost us more elections just to “burn shit down” and “teach the ‘establishment’ a lesson.” They’re such anachronistic retro hipsters, they were probably born in 1995 yet never left 1968.

          • richardgrabman

            Maybe if there were candidates worth voting for, and an end to that ridiculous two (19th century) party system…. Or at least proportional representation… people would vote.

        • shivaskeeper

          They don;t vote for whatever reason. They probably aren’t going to start voting unless the reason they don’t vote is the only candidates running are running unopposed are are not in line with the voter. That is a separate issue though.

          The voters who are so easily swayed, by what used to be straight up fake news and innuendo that has now turned into fake news and memes on social media, every few years are the problem. The 10-12% of Bernie supporters who went for Trump to prove whatever point they were going to prove are the problem. The voters who claim to be left or progressive, or liberal who insist on forgetting what happens every single time the GOPers get to be in charge and letting it happen again are the problem.

          My opinion though.

  • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

    This tendency is leading to him being unable to perform the most basic functions of his job. Not that he is particularly good at that anyway, but a lack of conscientiousness in the President of the United States has far more serious implications on our relationship with the world and our allies than simply making people he doesn’t like mad.

    He has no sense of propriety. He started to sing along to the National Anthem during a Memorial Day event at the Tomb of the Unknowns, and yesterday during the 9/11 tribute at the Pentagon he went right on talking through the moment of silence. He cannot exist in a circumstance where he is not the focus of everyone else in the room.

    • BosGrl

      If Obama had cleared his throat during the moment of silence, there would have been unspeakable memes and emails from your racist uncle in seconds.

      • Three Finger Salute

        FOX NEWS ALERT: OBAMA SENDS TERRORISTS SIGNAL OF AMERICAN WEAKNESS BY CRYING AT 9/11 CEREMONY

        • OneYieldRegular

          FOX viewers are certainly paranoid enough to believe that.

    • clubseal

      He probably saw this room and thought, “Oooh, I want one of those!”

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HitAtndOsWw

    • wide_stance_hubby

      You’d think his staff would know to bring him an activity, like paper and crayons, for these sorts of events.

      • Gayer Than Thou

        Like a placemat that has a maze and a word jumble on it.

        • wide_stance_hubby

          Pictures AND words? Nobody knew placemats were complicated. No one.

        • Plushinobi

          That would be too hard for him unless the words are bigly, boobies, trump, huge, etc.

        • Jamoche
        • Miss Dill

          O/T but just saw your tweet about Scaramucci featured in Huffington Post article. : )

          • Gayer Than Thou

            Oh! Am I internet famous?

          • Miss Dill

            Yep, you are!

    • BosGrl

      I’m doing a webinar series on leadership and management and everything the guy just said not to do, he does. Everything.

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      Yeah, but Obama once wore a tan suit and didn’t put his hand over his heart during the National Anthem that one time, so both sides do it.

      • Three Finger Salute

        I hear he’s chill with Kap’s protest.

        Which means he’s officially guilty of treason.

        • Persistent Tennessee Rain

          Can a ferriner be guilty of treason?

          • Three Finger Salute

            ‘Course! Ferriners are only ferriners because they’re colonized natives getting uppity. This is MURICA, dammit, and literally every other country in the world belongs to us because God said so!

  • bbayliss

    “Donald Trump, ultimately, does not care if you are sickened.”
    Katy Tur on trump:
    “Before I know what’s happening,” she wrote, “his hands are on my shoulders and his lips are on my cheek. My eyes widen. My body freezes. My heart stops.”
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/journalist-katy-tur-recounts-moment-trump-came-out-of-nowhere-and-kissed-her_us_59b80ff4e4b031cc65cd32ec?ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009

    • P’jama Pahnts

      Wow.

      • bbayliss

        Few will be more happy than she when trump is given his due.

        • P’jama Pahnts

          I don’t know what’s worse…Donald’s profane smooch or the fact that now she has to be worried about being taken seriously by her penis-having colleagues.

    • BosGrl

      ARGH!

    • wide_stance_hubby

      Is nausea pr0n a thing, cuz this is that?

      • Three Finger Salute

        There is a fetish called “emetophilia,” but…

        https://media.giphy.com/media/NmWXNMBS9uAhO/giphy.gif

        • Moebym of the Returners

          No thanks. I have emetophobia.

          • Three Finger Salute

            Match made in heaven Bellevue: an emetophiliac and a bulimic.

          • proudgrampa

            Oh, I got that too!

        • Lance Thrustwell

          I looked that up, but it looks like people just threw up some hasty information.

          • PubOption

            We need to ask the expert from Wonkville, Vomiting_Larry.

        • wide_stance_hubby

          This is weird. I deleted this gif and the one of Baby Dolt 45 raging out on the golf course within the last hour from my phone, where they had lived for months.

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      Jesus. And of course he blasts her as “FAKE NEWS”.

    • PubOption

      She’s got dark hair and real boobs, so he can’t have mistaken her for Ivanka.

    • biologydave

      50 Shades of Orange…..gross

    • Lance Thrustwell

      Blech. And when you’re not expecting it, I imagine, by the time his face is inches from yours it’s basically too late to do anything that wouldn’t seem borderline violent. Not that he wouldn’t deserve it! But I totally get not wanting to make a scene and be thought of, by someone who didn’t see the whole thing, as overreacting.

      • bbayliss

        Her immediate concern?
        “Fuck,” she wrote. “I hope the cameras didn’t see that. My bosses are never going to take me seriously.”

        • Lance Thrustwell

          Rock and a hard place, innit? Either seem like a compliant softy or a hysterical prude. Predators know this dynamic and exploit it.

          • bbayliss

            Knee/balls

          • Lance Thrustwell

            And if you choose the right moment and angle, no one sees you do it! Just walk away, whistling.

          • puredog

            But he’s probably Theonian.

        • BosGrl

          Because it’s true.

    • kaydenpat

      Thank goodness he didn’t grab her by her you know what.

    • Three Finger Salute

      How many high-profile women has he stalked, groped, and/or lied about for spurning his advances? Salma Hayek, Princess Diana, Margaret Trudeau, Carla Bruni, now Katy Tur? Undoubtedly numerous others who haven’t come forward or been discovered yet. “But what about Bill Clinton and the Kennedys” says Bannonbart. No, just no. Li’l Hands is Li’l Boots and he will not be remembered as one of the good emperors. A damnatio memoriae awaits him.

      • Mildred Broxon

        The press was very unfair to Caligula, you know. They ignored him. Perhaps because they did not yet exist–at least that’s their story.

    • Nockular cavity

      When you’re a star, they let you do that.

    • Alan

      Ewww.

      • bbayliss

        Helps explain why he picked her out by name at his rallies, to the point that she needed security to escape and feared for her life.

  • Panika MCD

    that’s why he had to go to TX twice. it was not because he fucked up the first visit. it was because Donald Trump could not stand that the Boaty McBoatheroes get more attention than he does.

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      And why he’s already champing at the bit to get down to Florida, despite half the western side of it still underwater.

      • rocktonsam

        He can’t drive his golf cart in a ten foot deep water hazard, yet. Secret service is like “I ain’t going in there after him, he’ll no.”

      • Red Bird

        Because he understands the political value of a disaster now. Next week the news programs will announce that he has finally pivoted to a kinder gentler douche.

    • Red Bird

      You mean those sassy Cajun with boats. Eh?

  • Dudleydidwrong

    “Donald Trump wants to sit at the dinner table” and:
    1. be served two scoops while everyone else licks the empty box;
    2. have everyone praise him for choosing the correct fork;
    3. have everyone praise him for not sticking said fork in his eye;
    4. beat off while Ivanka feeds him steak with ketchup.

    • Three Finger Salute

      AOT,K

    • Me not sure

      Wife said she wants to hear more about the box licking. She thinks it would be impolite at the dinner table.

      • Dudleydidwrong

        Inconsiderate? Just pay attention to the after-dinner inanities and keep your eyes above the table. Why do you think good restaurants have long table cloths? (I should have written “ice cream carton licking.”) But I like the way your wife thinks…. Does she offer a seminar?

        • Me not sure

          No, actually I give the seminars

          • pstokk

            Ha, I bet there’s a lot of discourse.

          • Me not sure

            ” Chef, I’ll need a finger bowl at table 69.”

  • kaydenpat

    Sociopath. He only cares about himself.

  • P’jama Pahnts

    We need a list. Is anyone keeping a list of the daily shit that comes out of this white house? It seems like there’s something stupid beyond belief every single-dingle day

  • CindyinEncinitas

    I guess we are, officially, a country of savages now. I am going to start wearing tunics made of flax and rabbit fur and I’m going to paint my face blue. I invite all male Wonkers to wear loincloths in public and carry maces.

    • P’jama Pahnts

      Yeah. I’m learning Dothraki

    • natoslug

      It’s drafty up here in the ass-end of the PNW. Can I wear pants over my loincloth in the wet season?

      • Beanz&Berryz

        I wear pants under my loincloth… Otherwise the loincloth bunches up in my pantses and I can’t focus on anything else.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      Way ahead of you. I have necklaces made from human teeth and genitals painted chartreuse.

      • Crystalclear12

        So. . . no changes then?

      • CindyinEncinitas

        Isn’t that better for the Spring collection? Just asking.

        • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

          Chartreuse genitals after labor day? *whispering * How gauche.

          • Daniel

            Depends which colour chartreuse. Yellow is considered tasteful.

          • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

            Did you mean the pun or just give me a straight line about tasteful genitals. Either way, I found it rather amusing. Thanks! No snark. I read it as “Wow. I’d sure like to taste those yellow genitals.” and it made me laugh.

          • handyhippie65

            wait, isn’t blue a winter color? fashion is hard.

          • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

            So was the chartreuse!

      • Kiri the Unicorn

        Don’t you like, do that anyway?

    • Three Finger Salute

      They may take our vegan baby buttholes, but they will never take our FREEDOM!!!

      https://media.giphy.com/media/6901DbEbbm4o0/giphy.gif

    • BadKitty904
      • TJ Barke

        Eh, it’s a living.

    • Alan
    • wide_stance_hubby

      Assless loincloths for the gheyz.

      • CindyinEncinitas

        Obvs.

    • TJ Barke

      Can I have a bow instead?

      • CindyinEncinitas

        If your quiver is up to snuff, I guess.

        • puredog

          My quiver’s not so hot, but I’ve got great quakes and trembles.

          • CindyinEncinitas

            Bingo!

        • TJ Barke

          I don’t know what that means.

          • CindyinEncinitas

            Okay, shimmy then.

          • handyhippie65

            quiver, a place to keep yer arrow.

          • TJ Barke

            The context suggests something else…

          • handyhippie65

            well, an arrow is just a long shaft with one pointy end, and one fuzzy end.

    • Last Hussar

      And all that jazz

    • Kiri the Unicorn

      I really can’t wear a loincloth effectively, but I’ll schedule more time for stabby-stabby practice.

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c34c19779e895d9e47418a93b5ebe1fc9bf0518ce201e3043fad2d5c0ec6f27e.jpg

    • shivaskeeper

      Only if it’s a morning star. Otherwise I would prefer something else. Like a bastard sword, since I can be a bastard at times.

    • SomeBigRedDog

      Does this mean I can go outside without a leash and will someone please tell my mom?

    • wavicles

      No pants = No loincloths!

      • CindyinEncinitas

        That’s what the “in public” thing was about.

    • handyhippie65

      don’t you mean kilt? loincloth is conan the barbarian. both are a little drafty for a northern indiana winter, but for you, i’ll try.

      • CindyinEncinitas

        Really a plaid jacket would be fine for you.

        • handyhippie65

          how about plaid flannel? i have lots of that.

          • CindyinEncinitas

            Yes. But no pants. It’s in the rules, you understand.

          • handyhippie65

            all right, but i warn you, don’t look directly into my legs. they may burn out your retinas with their blinding whiteness….

          • CindyinEncinitas

            Thank you for that. I do own sunglasses…

  • Beanz&Berryz

    I read somewhere, maybe here, that at least now some of us Americans are beginning to see ourselves the way much of the rest of the world sees us…

    The truth hurts…

    • BosGrl

      Exceptionalism!

      • Beanz&Berryz

        We do terrible really really well…

        • FlownΩver

          I can’t seem to recall The Ugly Luxembourger being a thing.

          • Beanz&Berryz

            That’s different from the Stinky Cheese?

          • Three Finger Salute

            How about the Ugly Nothingbourger?

        • Querolous

          Are we the mischievous heirs to the Brits?”Attaquons dans ses eaux la perfide Albion”

    • Three Finger Salute

      Only the ones who already titled in favor of it being acceptable to criticize your country.

      The 65 million or so who believe that’s treason punishable by death, are the natural governing party.

  • proudgrampa

    Why has our sun been freaking out so much lately?

    It’s Solar Warming! Wake up. Sheeple!

    http://gizmodo.com/why-has-our-sun-been-freaking-out-so-much-lately-1803778416

    • BadKitty904

      Thanks, Trump!

    • Red Bird

      No! It’s because Jesus is hugging us closely to comfort us after the hurricanes. The sun is his heart that is warmed by our love.

      • Lance Thrustwell

        Gaw.

        • Red Bird

          :0

      • SDGeoff3

        I just knew it. All along, yes I did.

      • proudgrampa

        Oh, yeah? Get a load of this Proton Storm from YESTERDAY!!!

        Jesus is tossing bullets at us!!!

        We are freakin’ doomed, people!!!!!!

        https://youtu.be/XYl6zUhaax0

        • shivaskeeper

          I felt a bit off yesterday. Now I know it was the proton storm. I think my wifi sensitivity went up a notch as well.

        • beingreleased

          Are you scared of a fucking proton, now? (I say as I sit here comfortably protected by the Earth’s magnetic field.)

        • Red Bird

          Poor sweet soul….those are tears of joy from seeing us elect a true Christian for president.

          • proudgrampa

            Man, if THAT’s a True Christian, I don’t wanna be right! ;-)

          • Red Bird

            That’s what Jesus said.

        • CindyinEncinitas

          Some of my oldest and best friends are protons.

    • beingreleased

      I think we’ll be fine as long as Trump doesn’t start fucking with the Earth’s magnetosphere.

  • Jenny

    Oh god I had no idea about the 9/11 tribute.

    I suggest a new title for that montage: NEVER FORGET THIS ASSHOLE IS PRESIDENT!

  • Wuulf

    Actually, the Trump would offer to give two shits and then not pay up.

  • DainBramage

    I have never witnessed anyone deride political correctness who wasn’t really just trying to be an asshole without consequences.

    • SDGeoff3

      I like that.

    • TJ Barke

      Pretty much.

    • Three Finger Salute

      There’s an old saying, nice guys finish last, and…

      https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/55/A-holes_Finish_First_cover.jpg

      Dunno what happened to this guy (one of the O.G. Internet MRAs in the mid-2000s or so), but he’d fit perfectly in the cabinet of this maladministration.

    • Kiri the Unicorn

      It’s like the worst thing you can say to them is, “Hey fella, could you not be such a fucking douchebag for five minutes?”

      • shivaskeeper

        Well yeah. Just you are not supposed to call out a racist as racist or anything like that. Apparently if you don;t say it to them, they are not what we all know they are.

        Good manners forbids us form calling out bad behavior, so if you do it out, you are actually worse than the person who was acting badly. At least they were still within the bounds of good manners.

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    • OneYieldRegular

      I’ve never understood these frantic attacks on political correctness. I mean, all it takes to poke a hole in political correctness is the tiniest display of humanity, creativity and humor. Half these blattering idiots think it has to fought with firearms.

  • SDGeoff3

    Rubes in silk and diamonds and faux gilding.

  • Occam’s 8 ball

    Why did they omit the part where Donald stuffed a dollar into 9/11’s g-string? that was the most moving part!

  • Red Bird

    I have an issue I’d like to vent about but I need to wait for the OT.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      Patience, Grasshoppa…

      • Kiri the Unicorn

        Yeah yeah, patience, how long will that take?

      • Red Bird

        I know. I’m mentally working on the draft. It’s going to be an essay on life.

        • Beanz&Berryz

          Looking forward d to it.

  • Cogswell – In a Mirror, Darkly
  • BadKitty904
    • Wuulf

      Ahh yes. The sweet nothings his opponents told him during the primary.

    • Jonny On Maui

      How y’all doin’ BadKitty?

      • BadKitty904

        Drying out and piling debris curb-side, mostly.

        • Jonny On Maui

          Nothing worse than a wet kitty…

          • BadKitty904

            It’s not pretty, no…

    • wide_stance_hubby

      And still, the worst thing you can call him is ‘President.’

      • TJ Barke

        Should always be president*

      • JohnBull

        I’ve never called him president. I don’t know of anyone who ever will.

        • wide_stance_hubby

          Same here. Anything but that.

  • coozledad

    I was wondering why it was gettin’ all hot and itchy between Haberman, Thrush and Trump. They done got’em a room book.
    https://twitter.com/EricBoehlert/status/907680193166368770

    Fuck the NYT. No standards whatsoever.

    • ltmcdies

      Do these flimsy souls think
      a)the Trumpers out in ‘Murica’s hinterland are going to put down coin to read a book from writers at the failing NYT
      B) Trumpers will read anything not published in tweet form

      • coozledad

        It’s gotten to the point I think they just love the taste of Republican ass.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
  • beingreleased

    So I’m not exactly clear how Trump was supposed to know about the Mexico hurricane and earthquake. I mean, did they even mention it on Fox News?

    • puredog

      Well, it would have been in a PDB that he didn’t read. . . .

    • Internet Hitler

      I believe there was a drawing of a frightened burro in his morning briefing but the page dropped out of the folder.

  • Last Hussar

    Wait he could give two shits? As least he has some compassion.

    In Britain we COULDN’T give two flying fucks for Trump

    #YanksSortYourIdiomsOut

    • TJ Barke

      I didn’t want to be the one to bring it up…

    • Sorta like “I couldn’t care less” vs. “could.” But is it GOOD to give shits or not? I find it a bit confusing.

    • beingreleased

      Why don’t you take a flying fuck at a rolling donut? Why don’t you take a flying fuck at the mooooon?

      • That takes me aback…I mean back.

        • beingreleased

          We aim to please, or something.

      • Kiri the Unicorn

        Thank you, Uncle Kurt.

    • Daniel

      Speaking as a fellow Brit I couldn’t give a tinker’s cuss for Trump.

    • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

      One flying fuck it is! Sold! HE’S YOURS. NO BACKSIES!

    • shivaskeeper

      No. We revolted from you so you are not our real dad anymore. You fix your idioms.

      • Grumpy Twat

        No. You rebelled and we are revolted by the current mess.
        We are going to send HRH and Phil the Greek over to sort things out and give you a Jolly Good Talking To, possibly involving the correct use of idioms in the Queen’s English. Please have a suitable carriage available.

        • Last Hussar

          Could we send Farage as well. He won’t help, but he can keep Trump company in whatever circle of hell they are due

          • Grumpy Twat

            Well, I was rather hoping we might transport Farage, together with the whole Tory Cabinet, if possible, to Van Diemen’s Land, but I understand that this is no longer the done thing, so Washington will have to do.

        • Querolous

          “Phil the Greek.” I like it!He’s married to Lizzy the Hun, right?

          • Grumpy Twat

            Well, the Windsors’ surname used to be “Saxe-Coburg and Gotha”, so…

    • Daniel

      The two shits he could give are Eric and Don Jr.

    • JustDon’tSayDignity

      He used …sarcasm.

      • Last Hussar

        Be warned. I have A Level English.. I may use irony.

        • JustDon’tSayDignity

          We called it Honors English. Its purpose was to help us pass a test to skip college freshman English. My school being primarily an engineering school, maybe I should have just taken the class.

    • handyhippie65

      very few of us have any fucks to give at all. sadly, we’re too busy getting fucked.

  • BadKitty904
  • Lord Jim

    Part of Trump’s appeal to many of his
    supporters is his lack of “political correctness.” But really, what this
    tendency always boiled down to was not some principled stand for “free
    speech,” but rather plain old bad manners. Donald Trump wants to sit at
    the dinner table and chew with his mouth open — and, perhaps more
    significantly, does not comprehend why anyone would have a problem with
    that, because doing so is authentic to him and therefore he sees that as
    the ultimate good.

    So. Perfect.

    • BadKitty904

      = Stupid People Are More Comfortable Around Equally Stupid People

  • OneYieldRegular

    Probably the only reason some pro-Trump evangelist isn’t blaming Mexico’s earthquake and hurricane on their not funding Trump’s stupid wall is because that kind of blame doesn’t allow enough opportunity to fantasize about buttsecks.

    • Kiri the Unicorn

      Mentioning disasters in other countries only undercuts the fundraising for that new jet the pastor needs so badly.

  • BadKitty904
  • Jennifer R
  • beingreleased

    I think I must be upset about something. My comments in this thread have averaged about 1.7 fucks/comment.

    • That’s nothing… I’m a Yonkers boy, so ‘Fuck, fucking fucker’s fucking fucked’ is a perfectly grammatical sentence.

    • handyhippie65

      i think that is the standard ratio of fucks we all have to give to the fucking cause.

    • SeeTrain65

      Piker.

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    I just figured out why Dolt’s hair is that way. It’s not hair, it’s his asshat!

  • Donald Trump wants to sit at the dinner table and chew with his mouth open

    If only, he wants to take a dump in the soup tureen.

  • Meanie-meanie, tickle a person

    Someone please send him to charm school.

    Like that one in Joliet?

    • Three Finger Salute

      Jake Blues libelz. At least he hated Nazis.

      • Kiri the Unicorn

        Was it just Illinois Nazis, or all of ’em?

        • Three Finger Salute

          All of them, Kiri.

    • Charles Insandiego

      Good ol’ Steve Goodman.

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    Weird how when you don’t let the State Department do its job, and don’t fill Under Sec vacancies, State Dept shit doesn’t happen. Because I bet that’s it–the drone who normally sends the “time to call Enrico” memo is not allowed to send it, or create it, anymore, and there’s no one to send it to anyway. #MARA (Make America Rude Again)

  • mailman27

    To Republicans following the Golden Rule is “political correctness.”

    • Serai 1

      Doing anything Jesus said you should do is political correctness to them.

  • Bub, the cynical zombie
    • gene108

      But journalists are doing their damnedest to normalize Trump.

      It’s like his conflicts of interest, self-dealing while President, etc. are no longer news worthy. He’s profiting off his Secret Service protection and it sort of makes the news for a few days and disappears.

      He’s so far from normal, but he still gets the benefit of the doubt.

      • Bub, the cynical zombie

        I sometimes wonder how much of that is down to people being completely out of their comfort zone, and wanting nothing more than to get back to it. They simply don’t know how to cover what they are seeing, and they clutch desperately at anything that even hints of “normalcy,” because the reality frightens them.

        • gene108

          I think that’s part of it. I think another part is there is so much that is not normal with this administration it just overwhelms the ability of the system to correct for it in real time.

          The system isn’t designed to mitigate this much corruption at the same time.

          Edit; Trump isn’t the only one with conflicts of interest. Mnuchin, Devos, Cohn, etc. stand to gain big league by their proposed tax reform, deregulation, etc.

      • mailman27

        The sky is evidently the limit with the self-dealing.

  • handyhippie65

    you could drown dumpy in charm, and he would still be a dick. cover him with charm bracelets, and he would still be about as charming as a deep sea lanternfish. you could put him in a box of lucky charms, and he’d still be as charming as a rabid wolverine chewing on your leg.

    • Doug Langley

      He’s magically malicious.

      • Résistance Land Shark Ω

        Once again, Doug comes through with the ultimate pun.

  • richardgrabman

    Speaking from Mexico, if we are able to provide any assistance, we should be giving it to our neighbors in need… Antigua, Bonaire, Cuba… first.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Sucks to be Hurricane Harvey victims. America is so over you. You didn’t give us as much destruction porn as Irma.

  • Viktor

    Who knew Rex would be the reasonable one. I really hated the guy at first. Still do a little, but his actions are proving he’s the only non crazy and compassionate person out of Trumps nominees.

    • Serai 1

      They would’ve proved him that if he’d done it BEFORE Mexico sent out that message. As it is, horse, barn door.

    • phoenix00

      Relatively speaking. That we know of so far. When he’s not sleeping on the job.

  • lucidamente
  • richardgrabman

    Minor correction. We’re cleaning up from TWO hurricanes (one landing the Baja, the other in Veracruz State) and the earthquake.

  • The Librarian

    MAFA – Making America Friendless Anon

    • randoracer

      Oooh! Good use of the long-forgotten “anon!”

      • The Librarian

        My family makes fun of me for my use of archaic terminology at times, but I felt this one served the ideal purpose. :D

  • mailman27

    All the ups for this piece which manages to be thoughtful and snarkful.

  • whitroth

    But no reports about them had his name anywhere in them, so why would he need to care?

  • jesuswasablack

    “Part of Trump’s appeal to many of his supporters is his lack of “political correctness.”
    Let me translate, I speak jive: “Trump is great cause he aint fraid to say all the racist shit we be thinking”!
    https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-pnq-4iacBL8/V3Q1a_YJPFI/AAAAAAACYZI/CmHlwVrguS8VUzp4lflJTrEmWPSSd4rTQCLcB/s1600/trump%2Bvoter%2Btennesseee.jpg

  • Serai 1

    I’d say he’s a pig, but I’d be insulting a noble animal.

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))
  • Incoming Ham

    I made the mistake of reading the Necronomicon of Twitter comments on that video. How can people look at this man and think he is a patriot or gives a shit about anyone else? The video is an opus to himself yet they praised it. You know he had final approval over the cut to make sure he looked presidential and no bald spots showed.

    • TootsStansbury

      It is horrifying. “Never forget”. Fuck that fucking racist troll. I wish I could wipe him off my feet and forget he ever walked the earth a free man.

  • Angela Ruzzo

    I was just discussing the power of genetics with a friend, and the subject of my Aunt Mary came up. Mary married a guy named Gene and had 2 children back in the early 40’s. Gene was a “wanderer” – after he came home from WWII he couldn’t settle down, kept changing jobs, always wanting to move on, and after the 3rd move Mary divorced his ass. The kids were 5 and 2. The 2-yr-old grew up to be my cousin Anne, who has lived exactly the same kind of life as her father. For 50 years she hasn’t kept a job or lived in the same place for more than 6 months, and she often lived out of her car. There is clearly something genetic going on, because she last saw her father when she was 2.

    Which takes us to the subject of empathy, which my friends and I have decided is a genetic trait. Clearly the Trumps don’t have it. Is there any evidence that Donald’s father ever displayed empathy? No, there is not. Trump himself married 3 women who clearly have no empathy. Is it any wonder he and his kids are totally lacking in empathy?

    We need a test for empathy, and if you fail the test you can’t run for public office or become CEO of a corporation or a bank. I see a great sci fi novel plot in this idea.

  • gullywompr
    • Lulu’s Mom

      The hands are WAY too big.

  • mardam422

    In Trump’s defense, he was busy lining up a four-footer for par on number 12.

  • Petunia Cat

    This stuff alone is enough reason to impeach him. They can impeach somebody who can’t do the job. The being a Russian puppet thing and serial obstruction of justice are just gravy, as it were, impeachment-wise.

    Also another post reminded me McConnell refused to do a joint press conference with Obama to denounce the Russian interference. McConnell, traitor.

  • BreakingDeadMen

    WHY MUST WE KEEP PRETENDING THIS IS SUSTAINABLE? WHY KEEP UP THE CHARADE?? WHY CAN’T I STOP TYPING IN ALL CAPS???

    • Jeffery Campbell

      Sometimes you have to be yelly. We get it.

      • sgt. jmk of the résistance

        Yelly is pretty much the new default setting.

  • Keith Taylor

    Bad manners?
    What a mistress of understatement you are when you so wish, Ms. Pennacchia.
    The mummy rising from his tomb and going on a rampage had more decency and finer social graces than D.J. Trump.

  • Delu

    Donald, thy name is not America.

  • Eric NNY

    Seriously? EVERY FUCKING SHOT WITH HIS STUPID FUCKING ORANGE COMBOVER IN IT? I blame those dirt bag terrorists for not aiming for Trump Tower.

  • Celtic_Gnome

    That is embarrassing. For the President of the United States to have not been on top of this is embarrassing. (And neither was his SecState till prompted, really.) A country not giving you money to fund that wall you really want in order to keep them all out because they are rapists is no excuse to be rude.

    My goodness gracious, Robyn. Brilliant? Check. Fabulously talented? Check. Visually stunning? Pics don’t lie. That there paragraph of yours is one of the finer things I’ve seen on the internet lately.

  • SeeTrain65

    “Charm Offensive” – Every time Trump tries to exhibit charm, it ends up being offensive.

  • IndigoSnap

    See, that’s what happens when you hand Eric Trump a shiny new iPhone and tell him to make daddy a nice video about the 9/11.

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