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Steve Bannon, who is a strong and proud and tough man now that he’s free from the shackles of the cucks in the Trump White House and back in the sweaty, pock-marked arms of his native Breitbart, has some thoughts to share. He said them on Sunday’s “60 Minutes,” which, since the rest of the developed world was glued to Hurricane Irma coverage and trying to make sure their Floridian loved ones were safe, we are sure was viewed by many.

Lucky for all of us who missed it, CBS put a video and a transcript online, so we can skim the transcript for some crazy shit, and still not watch the video.

Here are some crazy moments!

The Republican establishment is trying to nullify the 2016 election. That’s a brutal fact we have to face.

It’s just brutal how establishment Republicans keep impeaching Donald Trump and then reinstalling him as president, just so they can impeach him again. Oh, Mitch McConnell, you troublemaker! (No really, he cites Mitch McConnell. And Paul Ryan.)

But everything went wrong because …

In the 48 hours after we won, there’s a fundamental decision that was made. You might call it the original sin of the administration. We embraced the establishment. I mean, we totally embraced the establishment.

Totally. Hiring Nazi white supremacist people like Stephen Miller and Sebastian Gorka and Steve Bannon is so “establishment.”

It’s weird how Steve Bannon got a “60 Minutes” interview, right? Do we usually give interviews like that to dudes who just returned to their high school jobs because they failed in Big Boy World?

Anyway.

Here’s a fun exchange between Bannon and host Charlie Rose. Bannon gave Rose the “Jane, You Ignorant Slut” treatment because Rose said immigration made America great. How dare he suggest all the white people came from somewhere else just a few generations ago? PSHAW.

CHARLIE ROSE: America was, in the eyes of so many people, and it’s what people respect America for, it is people have been able to come here, find a place, contribute to the economy. That’s what immigration has been in America. And you seem to want to turn it around and stop it.

STEVE BANNON: You couldn’t be more dead wrong. America was built on her citizens.

CHARLIE ROSE: We’re all immigrants.

STEVE BANNON: America was built on her–

CHARLIE ROSE: Except the Native Americans–

STEVE BANNON: –don’t– don’t g– don’t– don’t–

CHARLIE ROSE: –who were here.

STEVE BANNON: –don’t– don’t give me– this is the thing of the leftists. Charlie, that’s beneath you.

Hoo boy.

Bannon then farted out some words about “economic nationalism,” and Rose retorted that ACTUALLY the Catholic Church is against ending DACA. Bannon, who is Catholic, explained why his own church is gay for immigrants like a common Jesus Christ:

You know why? Because unable to really to come to grips with the problems in the church, they need illegal aliens, they need illegal aliens to fill the churches. It’s obvious on the face of it.

It is just so obvious. (CBS spoke to Cardinal Timothy Dolan, who said Bannon’s comment was “so ridiculous that it doesn’t merit a comment.”)

Know who is not a pussy? Steve Bannon is not a pussy. And neither is Donald Trump:

I think I’m a street fighter. And by the way, I think that’s why Donald Trump and I get along so well. Donald Trump’s a fighter. Great counter puncher. Great counter puncher. He’s a fighter. I’m going to be his wingman outside for the entire time, to protect–

Shhhhhh, don’t nobody tell him that when Trump does his “counter punches,” he comes off like this:

He gets cranky if there's no pudding
baby has a upset

Guess we’ll have to make a picture like that for Steve Bannon too.

Bannon also bragged that he was the “only one” who defended Trump after Trump blamed “both sides” for the Nazi violence in Charlottesville, and said White House economic adviser Gary Cohn should have resigned rather than criticize Trump’s Nazi comments. Somehow Bannon managed to get through this without using the words “total fucking Jew.”

Blah blah blah, what else? Bannon said he encouraged Trump to double down on grabbing them by the pussy after the “Access Hollywood” tape came out, and also he explained why he was so bad at working in the White House that he got quit-fired and now is back at his weird LiveJournal for white supremacists:

I was a st– look, I’m not cut out to be a staffer. … And the Whi– and the Whi– and the White House– and the Whi– no, no– […] You are a staffer. I was a federal government employee. There are certain things you can’t do. I cannot take the fight to who we have to take the fight to when I’m an advisor to the president as a federal government employee. You can’t do it.

Also he kept raiding the petty cash to fund his gin habit. (ALLEGEDLY.)

Anyway, good interview, glad we watched it, oh wait we didn’t.

P.S. If you REALLY want a video (and why would you?) here is Bannon saying Hillary Clinton is “not that bright.” Watch it if you absolutely must:

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  • proudgrampa

    Oh fuck that fat acne-riddled asshole.

  • ariel_gee_398

    Aside from confirming that the main thing Bannon and Trump seem to have in common is a pathological need to never take responsibility for their actions, my main takeaway from this shit-show was: Is wearing two shirts and a blazer some sort of bat-signal to Nazis, like the white power hand signs?

    • x111e7thst

      Dunno about secret signals to nazis. It was a thing on christopher street in the late ’70s or early ’80s

  • Blackest Noobs

    O/T but kinda on Topic:

    i have experienced the worst in white people and the best in white people but the funny part is i will experience both from the same damn white person. it almost applies to every white person i ever known. even those i have considered friends.

    • Blackest Noobs

      even funnier i said this to my wife, and she started listing names…and it had us laughing cuz it was soooo goddamn true ( i.e. white person who has done the worst and best thing a white person could possibly do)

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      I think that’s more of a human condition than a white thing.

      • Blackest Noobs

        eh…each their own but my experience it has ALWAYS been a white person who will do both the bestest and worstest thing evah.

        and sometimes within the same fucking minute.

        • Vagenda and Pee-ara

          I’ve always found that people are all similar, regardless of skin color, we’re all a mix of both good and evil. Not that there aren’t differences among races, but for the most part, I think they are superficial differences.

          • Blackest Noobs

            ok…but not in my experience. white people are definitely the worst.

          • Vagenda and Pee-ara

            Lulz, well at least we finally know who the REAL racist is. Conservatives can FINALLY relax.😊

  • Gee, Your Hair Smells Horrific

    I had my doubts about his sanity/intelligence when he actually said “Donald Trump is a good man.” HIS BIGGEST FANS LOVE HIM BECAUSE HE’S A SELF-DECLARED ASSHOLE, STEVE.

  • Baconzgood

    I know this is off topic but October is around the corner so we, as Americans, need to brush up and review.

  • therblig

    every single one of the horrible non-comments i could make about what to do to this piece of shit would still not be enough. i suppose oblivion would hurt him the most, but it still doesn’t seem enough.

    • ariel_gee_398

      I wish him sobriety along with that oblivion.

  • TJ Barke

    A gin blossom personified.

    • OutOfOrbit

      i pissed about CBS giving the altright 40 min of free air time

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      Gin blossoms called while you were out, and said “we don’t want his stink on us.”

      • P’jama Pahnts

        They’re just full of jealousy.

        • Vagenda and Pee-ara

          …and gin.

    • OneYieldRegular

      If ever a gin blossom could wilt, Steve Bannon is proof.

  • Martini Ambassador 🍸

    Wait, Hillary Clinton isn’t intelligent?!! Says man who failed at the fail-est administration ever?!! Projection, it’s not just a ethos, it’s a fucking way of life with those clowns.

  • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

    STEVE BANNON: –don’t– don’t give me– this is the thing of the leftists. Charlie, that’s beneath you.

    WE GOT Charlie! It took 12 years and three million Sorosbucks, but he is OURS.

  • CaliCheeseSucks
    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      Best. Description. Ever.

      • Ill-Advised

        (updates local code in database*)

        • Vagenda and Pee-ara

          “Sarge, we’ve got another Bannon at the Royal Regency Inn and Bait Shop. The maid found him with a black sock in his mouth, and an electrical cord around his neck.”

  • jesuswasablack

    “I think I’m a street fighter”
    Right anyone can see just by looking at him how tough he is, I’m scared!
    https://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/steve-bannon.jpg

    • Nockular cavity

      STREET. FIGHTER.

      You cucks are all just afraid of him.

    • weejee

      All I see is a chubby REMF.

    • IdRatherBeDancing

      shudder!

    • bubbuhh

      Think he a person who don’t bathe much. mebbe, he a homeless person who iz non-grata at teh shelters wif showers.

    • Daniel

      The sleepy ol’ White House
      Is just no place for
      Street Fightin’ Bann
      On.

    • Don P

      You know which other politician was a street fighter Steve? Since you two (and your old boss) share the same views, I have no trouble lumping you together. Difference was he actually DID fight in the streets before rising to power, not golf cart in from the country club like you & Trump. What’s it say about you that you’re not a scumbag, but a wannabe scumbag?

    • Fartknocker

      I think his idea of being a street fighter is pushing old folks out of the way when the chocolate fountain is turned on at the Golden Corral.

    • MrTusks

      Street Fighter already has a fat guy, but he’s a sumo wrestler and can actually fight.

    • Daniel

      By “street fighter” he means he’s been thrown out of the Children’s Television Workshop for drunkenly assaulting Elmo.

      Big Bird’s, you know, big, and Oscar’s mean.

    • therblig

      the tag goes on the toe, big guy

      • Daniel

        It’s for his liver. He just hasn’t swallowed it yet.

  • therblig

    jersey city’s last mayor, by all accounts, was a nice guy. a bit too much of a boozer, and not possessed of any real vision for moving the city forward, or governing, or really anything.

    but, his (unelected) deputy mayor or chief of staff (i forget, and they tend to blur together) was highly educated and professional accomplished, and well established in her own right prior to entering public service.

    so, the dichotomy for me was always – did she really believe that her boss was a visionary politician, which would make her genuinely stupid, OR, was she really running the show behind the scenes, which would make her genuinely evil?

    • Stulexington

      Or was he really good at delegating and literally nothing else?

      • therblig

        with few exceptions, his department directors were basically incompetent hacks, rewarded for political service. i wouldn’t say delegated, so much as, not really doing anything. but, like i said, a nice guy.

        the jersey sting happened on his watch.

        • Stulexington

          Ah, so he lucked out with one competent person and … wait how do these assholes keep getting elected? I’m in the wrong line of work.

          • therblig

            funny you should ask. he ran in a special election in 2004 after the sudden death of the mayor. during that campaign, he was photographed sitting naked on his front steps (probably drunk) by a political opponent. nevertheless, he won the special election, and 2 more regular elections. classic jersey city.

            during his run for a 3rd term, which i think he undertook reluctantly (urged on by his “competent” people), he came up with a new story about the circumstances of the photo, blaming it on “wild hispanic girls doing filthy things”. personally, i think he was tired of being mayor and wanted to torpedo his chances.

            it worked.

            http://www.nj.com/jjournal-news/index.ssf/2013/05/jersey_city_mayor_healy_has_ne.html

          • Arolpin

            Is this the same guy who was arrested somewhere down the shore, being drunk and disorderly? If so, we share a name (but I at least know how to fucking spell it, and it’s not that hard, since it’s a chapter in the world’s best selling book).

          • therblig

            the very same.

  • Scooby

    It’s funny how all these fat asses keep describing themselves as athletes.

  • IdRatherBeDancing

    Just gonna leave this right here — Imagine what he looks like without the 90 minutes of studio make up and prep. The horror, Mr. Kurtz. The horror.

    • Martini Ambassador 🍸

      I always mused that being a TV makup artist would be sort of fun, but now that you mention it, the poor slob that had to try and make Bannon look human, I pity that person.

  • weejee
  • Wild Cat

    “The first time I ever performed coprophiliac acts when not under the influence of alcohol and meth, Charlie . . . ? Uhmm . . . “

    • P’jama Pahnts

      I’m temped to look up “coprophiliac” but I fear NSFW

      • Marion in Savannah

        More just EWWWW.

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        It’s what your dog does to the contents of the litterbox, only between consenting adults, BRB, throwing up now

  • bookish

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/sputnik-russian-news-agency-investigation-fbi-090024231.html

    WASHINGTON — The FBI recently questioned a former White House correspondent for Sputnik, the Russian-government-funded news agency, as part of an investigation into whether it is acting as an undeclared propaganda arm of the Kremlin in violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act (FARA).

    As part of the probe, Yahoo News has learned, the bureau has obtained a thumb drive containing thousands of internal Sputnik emails and documents — material that could potentially help prosecutors build a case that the news agency played a role in the Russian government “influence campaign” that was waged during last year’s presidential election and, in the view of U.S. intelligence officials, is still ongoing.

    The emails were turned over by Andrew Feinberg, the news agency’s former White House correspondent, who had downloaded the material onto his laptop before he was fired in May. He confirmed to Yahoo News that he was questioned for more than two hours on Sept. 1 by an FBI agent and a Justice Department national security lawyer at the bureau’s Washington field office.

  • Vagenda and Pee-ara

    I love that an idiot who helped advise another idiot how to become the most despised president of all time, thinks Hillary Clinton isn’t too bright. Hillary has withstood 40 years of blistering attacks from the media, personal attacks from bitter idiots like John McCain, and witch hunts from the government, and she STILL won the popular vote by 3 million votes. Go suck your own cock, Bannon, if you can get your lips unstuck from that gin bottle.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      It’s not the gin bottle that’s the problem, so much as the massive belly between his head and his nethers.

  • Zonath

    If Bannon is a street fighter, his most recent opponent must be in jail on a manslaughter charge, judging from the look of Steve-O there.

  • Covfefe’s Evil Twin

    You can say a LOT of things about HRC but to say she is “not bright” is pretty much the equivalent of saying “I like to suck my own cock.”

    — oh, wait.

    • OutOfOrbit

      you do know why cats & dogs lick themselves “down there”, Right?

      • Erala Contratista

        THEY are bathing.
        Steve don’t bathe.
        OT the Bird thoroughly voted all over Steve’s picture yesterday. Gave him her best :-)

        • OutOfOrbit

          nope. they do it just because they can

  • memzilla Ω

    If this were a Star Trek episode, you’d say these marks are where the brainworm larva is burrowing its way out.
    . https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b54fb58074bfcd178d60e688f9247d4c964d8ab114d6c602eb1c9ab6b44b9d9e.jpg

  • BigCSouthside

    Steve Bannon, by all review of his CV, is basically what happens when your drunk racist uncle starts a crank blog, and the republicans gave him immense power.

    Bannon’s gin soaked delusions of him being a revolutionary and one of, if not THE political philosopher of the 21st century are fucking dangerous, and the republicans gave him immense power.

    Bannon is an obvious racist, reanimating ideals of America’s political past that are so ridiculous they are basically mocked in any serious study of Political Science, and the republicans gave him immense power.

    social evolution seems to be selecting for liberalism in the developed world, and the republicans still gave this dinosaur immense power.

    This country will not be ok until republicans are relegated to history’s trash heap like so many other backwards ideologies

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      Jonathan Chait
      wrote a wonderful rebuttal to someone who wrote that politics is so polarized, and will destroy America. Chait basically said “nope, Republicans are the problem, and FUCK you and your both siderism.”

  • Vincent Ricola

    I don’t even understand the whole “Native Americans are a leftist thing” exchange. What in the fuck does that even mean? The mythology of the Chippewa was actually invented by John and Bobby Kennedy sometime in 50s to make white people feel guilty? Huh?

    • CaliCheeseSucks

      He knows that the Trumpanzees only hear/recognize every sixth word. “Errrrrrrrrrr yeah, fucking leftist bringing up… something… FAKE NEWS! FAKE NEWS!!!!”

    • Daniel

      It means it doesn’t count because his argument would fall apart if it did. It’s called eleventy billion dimensional chess, look it up some time you cuck!!!!1!

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      He means that the Native
      Americans, who were here first,
      don’t count because we were stronger and tougher,
      and we took the country fair and square
      (and shut up about the blankets, mkay?),
      so it’s all just for white people now, because reasons.
      (I wasn’t intending to make this into a poem;
      there’s something weird going on with my
      Disqus that makes it make sentences
      like this.)

      • Vincent Ricola

        I like the format. It gives joie de vivre to the subject matter that would otherwise have been missing.

        • Erala Contratista

          Yes! It reads like “The Revolution Will Not Be Televised”.

    • Kiri the Unicorn

      Bannon is saying that it’s typical (and wrong) of leftists to argue that white people did not steal this country fairly and squarely.

  • ArgieBargie

    Unless it’s Cirrhosis Awareness Month, there is no reason to give this gross slob a camera and a mic.

    • OutOfOrbit

      CBS corp’ likes the altright so why not 40 min of free air time?

      • proudgrampa

        They must think that they are supposed to give equal time…

      • SDGeoff3

        Our local CBS station, channel 8 in San Diego has a climate denying buffoon reading and gesturing about The Weather. He, of course is the local Serfer Duude, and as he is about fifty, does not carry that off very well. And the happy talk patter is generally micro aggression aimed at liberals and people who cultivate civility among themselves.

    • Daniel

      Well, unless he’s at a karaoke bar. You know it’d only be a matter of time before he completely lost it and started yelling about the Yellow Peril.

      • SDGeoff3

        And red pills.

  • dslindc
  • P’jama Pahnts

    So this guy equates whining and bitching like a petulant child with being a fighter. That explains a lot.

    • Stulexington

      He equates it with being an alpha also too.

  • bubbuhh

    Bannon got blokin brood vessel face, speshully teh noze

    • Marion in Savannah

      Grog blossoms.

      • therblig

        krokodil

    • SeeTrain65

      World’s premier case of evergreen gin blossoms.

  • Thiazin Red

    First, how many pounds of makeup did they put on him to make him look vaguely human and not dead?

    • Ill-Advised

      You know that a lot of skin cleansers and masks are actually kaolin clay?
      So, not pounds, but more like a ganache of dirt. Very expensive dirt.

  • Bigby

    “There are certain things you can’t do. I cannot take the fight to who we have to take the fight to when I’m an advisor to the president as a federal government employee. You can’t do it.”

    IOW:
    “We fucking pricks want to be Preznit of ONLY the moronic racist 27%ers that voted for us. We want to use the government to ‘go after and destroy’ those who disagree with us (even while whining about the IRS/FBI/FEMA/etc coming to git us…as always 100% Rethug Projection™) yet somehow we feel we’re more ‘American’ than liberals”.

    You’re thinking of a commie-like cult, Jabba, not America.

  • IdiokraticCulturalMarxist
    • proudgrampa

      My God, there are just some things that cannot be unseen!

    • dlemex

      Pennywise standin?

      • IdiokraticCulturalMarxist

        In an attempt to return to showbiz, Bannon is currently writing a screenplay for a Shakespearean rap musical based on the Charlottesville riots.

        • therblig

          Auntie Fa?
          Hoary Old Anus?

      • SeeTrain65

        Original model. More frightening than anything Tim Curry ever did.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall
    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      Enough! Posting Bannon’s baby pictures is just wrong.

    • SeeTrain65

      Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome … The Gin Blossoms! Introducing the band, “The Gin Blossoms!”

      • Lord Jim

        ♪♫♬Drunk, drunk, drunk in the gardens and the graves…♪♫♬

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    Keyboard warrior / street fighter–same thing.

  • Mpeg

    To be fair, Dr. Frankenstein was known to ruminate with no pretense of humility how his creation counter-punched, or sometimes just punched — but always with skill and tenacity before bringing the whole house down, in shambles~

    • JerryRich

      An annoying pedant might point out that Victor Frankenstein did not complete his education and receive a degree, but I won’t.

  • SayItWithWookies

    I love the makeup job — he went from rotting Mr. Potato Head to Embalmed Aunt Bee in just a few short hours.

    • proudgrampa

      It was like horror-movie special effects, in reverse.

    • Mpeg

      FRANCES BAVIER LIBEL!1!!

    • Vincent Ricola

      Embalmed Aunt Bee libel!

      • Rocky E

        Aunt Bee is buried just a ways down the road.
        Think I’ll visit and leave her a jar of pickles!

        • jodyleek

          Kerosene cucumbers!

          • Rocky E

            Love Ange, Screaming liberal and a graduate of UNC Chapel Hill. Obligatory, “Go Heels!” inserted here.
            Love that episode.

    • ariel_gee_398

      A little more vaseline on the lens and you might just buy that he’s human.

      • jodyleek

        Not even with a 55 gallon drum of the stuff.

      • SDGeoff3

        There’s not enough gauze to hide the craters.

    • jesuswasablack

      “Embalmed Aunt Bee ”
      New band name! I was considering ulcerative colitis but fuck that!

      • SDGeoff3

        Good name for a punk rock band.

  • gingerland62

    These guys are bullies that have never been punched… They pick on the powerless and most vulnerable then boast of their conquests. They really need a good ass kicking.

    • schmannity

      Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.

      –Mike Tyson

      • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

        I would give Mike Tyson a fine cigar if he were to be so kind as to bite off part of one of Bannon’s ears.

        And survived long enough to collect.

      • Erala Contratista

        Did Tyson say that? Not sure……great jazz recording out with that title….

        • aureolaborealis

          Could have been Mingus.

          • Erala Contratista

            Thanks! The album is by Charlie Hunter and it’s a keeper.
            My jazz historian thinks it might be Mingus. Sounds like something he’d say

          • aureolaborealis

            Mingus was punchy. IIRC, he once broke his hand on someone’s face in the middle of a set. (I’m pretty sure the quote is Mike Tyson, though.)

  • peteywheats

    F*** this nazi son of a B**** with a Rusty Chainvotes.

  • Wild Cat

    “Well, Charlie, being let go was a devastating blow, quite honestly. I thought I had it made—hookers, coke, and cognac on the taxpayer’s dime. Now it was back to Breitbart and ripple . . . “

  • jesuswasablack

    Why does the right-wing love their old fat drunkard whites guys so much?
    https://intoarcadia.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/teabagger.jpg

    • Zonath

      Because if you don’t love the dude in the mirror, who will?

    • Wild Cat

      “I haven’t been able to see my own dick for twenty-five years now and it’s that n####r’s fault!”

    • jodyleek

      It’s like a convention of uglies. Check out the chinless squirrel behind him. Yikes!
      And what is it with these so-called “patriots” and their constant desecration of the flag (see other dude behind him)?

    • IdRatherBeDancing

      He looks like a poster child for diabetes

  • wingr47

    He still looks like he smells really, really BAD!

    • Daniel

      Now he looks like he’s sprayed himself with Axe to cover all the other smells.

  • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

    Street Fighter?
    Bannon’s more Glass Joe than Zangief. Sorry.

    • data_ninja

      He thinks he’s M. Bison when he’s actually E. Honda.

  • jodyleek

    Street fighter? No, Stevie, no. You’re an arsonist.

    • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

      I’m sure he fights the pavement every time he blacks out and faceplants on it.

      • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

        It’s obvious that the pavement wins each and every time that happens. Which seems like an awful lot of times.

      • jodyleek

        He trips and lands face first in the gutter as he drunkenly stumbles away from the crime scene.

    • clairence

      but it’s so pretty

  • laughingnome
  • bookish

    http://www.mcclatchydc.com/news/politics-government/white-house/article172443417.html

    A major construction company owned by the Chinese government was hired to work on the latest Trump golf club development in Dubai despite a pledge from Donald Trump that his family business would not engage in any transactions with foreign government entities while he serves as president.

    Trump’s partner, DAMAC Properties, awarded a $32-million contract to the Middle East subsidiary of China State Construction Engineering Corporation to build a six-lane road as part of the residential piece of the Trump World Golf Club Dubai project called Akoya Oxygen, according to news releases released by both companies. It is scheduled to open next year.

    The companies’ statements do not detail the exact timing of the contract except to note it was sometime in the first two months of 2017, just as Trump was inaugurated and questions were raised about a slew of potential conflicts of interest between his presidency and his vast real estate empire.

    Read more here: http://www.mcclatchydc.com/news/politics-government/white-house/article172443417.html#storylink=cpy

  • I feel so bad for the makeup person who had to try and make Steve Bannon look presentable.

    • BigCSouthside

      They had to bring in someone from a local mortuary

      • Charlie Rose must have rejected their suggestion that this be a closed-casket interview.

        • Rebel Scum with permit

          The snark is strong in this one.

    • Vincent Ricola

      I’ll bet they used those plastic doctors gloves so there was no accidental skin contact. I know I would.

      • “No, Mr. Bannon. The facemask is to keep me from inhaling makeup dust, that’s all. Really.”

    • Snopes Shop

      Should win next year’s Emmy

      • SeeTrain65

        “Best Death Mask.”

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    Would you like some onions to go with those liver spots, Steve?

  • chascates

    Here is a man who is educated, served as a Naval officer, made a lot of money easily and still is as full of shit as he can be.

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    WAIT. A shambling nightmare who spends his life writing down to people who have to sound out words with more than four letters says HILLARY isn’t “bright”? Um, Steve-o, have you looked at your fanboys lately? THAT’S what “not bright” looks like.

    • Lord Jim

      Judging by the transcript of the interview, li’l Stevie needs to mind that saying about glass houses.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Remember how the Fox News and Pedophile Radio guys used to give President Obama relentless amounts of shit for saying “uh” during his careful, detailed extemporaneous statements? Bannon can’t say anything extemporaneously without backing up and repeating what he said four words ago. His speech patterns remind me of Lenin’s statement that sometimes you have to take one step backwards to take two steps forwards — over and over again. Look:

    STEVE BANNON: Oh, Mitch McConnell when we first met him, I mean, he
    was– he was– he– he said, I think in one of the first meetings– in
    Trump Tower with the president– as we’re wrapping up, he basically
    says, “I don’t wanna hear any more of this ‘Drain the Swamp’ talk.”
    He says, “I can’t– I can’t hire any smart people,” because everybody’s
    all over him for reporting requirements and– and the pay, et cetera,
    and the scrutiny. You know, “You gotta back off that.” The “Drain the
    Swamp” thing was– is Mitch McConnell was Day One did not wanna– did
    not wanna go there. Wanted us to back off.

    • Zonath

      Porky Pig libelz!

      https://youtu.be/gBzJGckMYO4

    • Vincent Ricola

      Reddit wordsalad post is his first language. English was learned later in life.

    • jesterpunk

      You mean tax payers might want to know what the people working for them are paid?

    • IdRatherBeDancing

      “I say, I say boy” — Foghorn Leghorn (although he was a lovable old rooster — Bannon not so loveable)

    • PubOption

      The turtle will never favor draining the swamp.

    • clairence

      so in their world, ‘smart’ == system-gamer

    • marxalot

      What?

      • Lord Jim

        IKR? This guy edits an internet newspaper?

  • Me not sure

    I think that I can honestly see why Trump and Bannon get along. They Share the same world view. That world is just not earth.

  • Résistance Land Shark Ω

    Delusional disorder is considered difficult to treat. Antipsychotic drugs, antidepressants and mood-stabilising medications are frequently used to treat this mental illness and there is growing interest in psychological therapies such as psychotherapy and cognitive behavioural therapy (CBT) as a means of treatment.

    Risperidone (Risperdal), quetiapine (Seroquel), and olanzapine (Zyprexa) are all examples of atypical antipsychotic medications.-

    To decrease anxiety and slow behavior in emergency situations where agitation is a factor, an injection of haloperidol (Haldol) is often given usually in combination with other medications (often lorazepam , also known as Ativan).

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      2x4s are breathtakingly less expensive than drugs or psychotherapy.

      Just sayin’.

      • Jamoche

        Sneak in, change their Tivo lineup to exclude Fox News. They’ll never figure it out.

  • fawkedifiknow

    When Bannon says a Democratic politician is “not that bright,” he means she’s not enough of a cunt to her opponents. Sorta like, “Trump IS ‘bright’ because he’s a prick to everyone but his immediate family (by which I mean, Ivanka, exclusively).

  • Nockular cavity

    I THINK that whole “economic nationalism” thing in the video was saying that economic nat’lism was for the benefit of all citizens (which somehow turned into 57%, wtf?), so had nothing to do with the Nazis. SO…why did he get so pissed about the Charlottesville controversy, hmm?

    Or else it’s just covering for his white supremacist bs. I mean, 57%, really???

  • rocktonsam

    street fighter … this asshole suffers from major butthurt. He’s out of the loop and knows it.
    asshole has never told the truth in his life.

  • geoffalnutt

    “Gin-soaked Sack & The Drooping Cucks”. Saw them in Memphis before they made it. What a sound! I was very agog.

    • puredog

      You misspelled “a-gag.”

  • SeeTrain65

    I can’t say for certain, but I reasonably sure I saw that face as a mask on an episode of The Twilight Zone.

  • Baconzgood

    So I watched 5 minutes of that interview. Did Steve ever watch PBS? I actually saw Charlie Rose say to an interviewee “you know your lying. I cannot accept what you are telling me is the truth…I refuse to allow such blatant lies on my show!”

    He was interviewing Mike Myers about how Dana Carvy was still his friend at the time.

    • SeeTrain65

      That explains just about everything I ever suspected about Charlie Rose.

      • Baconzgood

        It’s like Bannon said…I want to be interviewed…I’m sure Terry Gross will throw a bunch of soft ball questions at me.

    • ariel_gee_398

      Aside from the occasional episode of Downton Abbey (he loves it for the almost complete lack of brown people, the veneration of the wealthy, and the booze), I’m guessing he has never watched PBS.

  • bookish

    https://www.propublica.org/article/relatives-of-undocumented-children-caught-up-in-ice-dragnet

    Across the country, people like Edwin who have taken in young undocumented relatives are being swept up in what ICE calls a crackdown on guardians who pay human smugglers. More than 400 people were arrested over the course of two months this summer as part of the new approach. Others are still dodging ICE interviews, have agreed to go through deportation proceedings or have gone on the run. Some of those affected admit that they paid “coyotes” to reunite them with their young children. But many are collateral damage: People who just happened to be in the house when ICE showed up, or relatives who agreed to take in teens after they traveled to the U.S. on their own.

    “The message is getting out: Don’t sponsor someone if you’re here illegally, or you’re going to get in trouble,” said Claude Arnold, a former ICE Homeland Security Investigations special agent who supports the new policy. “The idea is to have a deterrent effect, so when a teenager says, ‘Uncle, I can pay my own way, but can I stay with you?’ the uncle is going to say, ‘No way.’”

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      Turning families against each other, how very family-values.

      • Lord Jim

        Orwellian, even.

    • dshwa

      Needs the angry response that the book of faces has.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    The Republican establishment is trying to nullify the 2016 election. That’s a brutal fact we have to face.

    Politics doesn’t stop after an election is held? Oh, the humanity!

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/53743e4e8afdeed2ce35bc8490065afcdef153f2955b6bec3bfd8daae3b77336.jpg

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      Admittedly, that was a lesson Obama never seemed to absorb, either.

    • Daniel

      Coincidentally, this is the shocking realisation had by Nigel Farage too.

      • Lord Jim

        Couldn’t have happened to a nicer asshole.

    • Covfefe

      I agree the GOP estsblishment is trying to nullify the election. They want to impeach Trump and Pence and throw the 2018 election and make Nancy Pelosi president. Weak. Sad. Low energy. Treason, grammaraper.

  • clairence

    Bannon’s point re immigration (“history starts when I *say* it starts, Charlie”) was that the whole native indians thing was so pre-America that it doesn’t count. Sure, a bunch of Euros arrived and shoved the current residents off their land – because America!

    Also, everyone that was like, “ooh Bannon’s gonna go after Trump with all the goods he took from the WH” should take heed: he’s Trump’s “wingman” and he can piss on people better now than he could as a government official.

  • The Librarian

    Obligatory: Great counter puncher. Great counter puncher. You’re the counter puncher!

    Steve can only punch out of a gin soaked paper bag.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    We embraced the establishment. I mean, we totally embraced the establishment.

    This guy expected the man who ran for POTUS to enrich his businesses to storm the barricades? Really?

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/68c1688c72ffb8e60c101730e86ebd36e8c77920b00c5c45dfe5a0842ce9e8ea.jpg

  • Baconzgood

    Well you know 60 minutes took all he said and quoted him during the interview on tv.

    So you KNOW they are the liberal media.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    Georgia man on the street interview: “God is doing so many great things to keep us safe.”

    He sent you a hurricane, dude.

    • clairence

      Yeah, there’s the multiple unprecedented hurricanes, the massive wildfires, the droughts.. but he did earthquake Messico, so….

      • SDGeoff3

        …maybe She can’t be so bad after all?

    • Beowoof14

      Well the hurricanes seem to be wreaking havoc on states that voted for Trump. Thus, I would argue maybe the almighty isn’t happy with the Trump voters.

      • Panika MCD

        in that case, god needs to find a way to be more precise with his wrath.

        • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

          You’d think an omnipotent and omniscient being wouldn’t have the accuracy of a drunken deer hunter.

        • Lord Jim

          I’d like to see YOU aim a 185 mph wind with any accuracy. *Hrumphs*

          • Panika MCD

            doesn’t god have lightening bolts or something they can be hit with instead? I mean, a bunch of FL Trump voters threw bullets into the storm. god can’t aim those better? is god still trying to work out the paradox of being all powerful and making a rock too big for god to lift?

          • Lord Jim

            Aquinas solved that puzzle for him ages ago. I guess God hasn’t had as much luck with His meteorology hiring…

          • Panika MCD

            well, fucking up Houston hit mostly HRC voters and people screwed by voter ID! Corpus Christi also too!

    • Bezoar

      But by obscuring the sun, that hurricane prevented several cases of sunburn or even skin cancer, so that man-in-the-street has a valid point.

  • Beowoof14

    I subscribe to the Breitbart news letter and sometimes I even read it. And what I find with it is that they just make shit up. Stupid shit, repeated loudly doesn’t make it true or smart.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    So. He’s wearing a sports jacket and two shirts. I assume he was wearing at least one pair of pants.

    • rosenbomb

      Seriously, what is with the two shirts thing? He’s done it more than once.

      • Nockular cavity

        Stevie Two-Shirts.

        • rosenbomb

          Two shirts to the wind

      • Mr. Blobfish

        I guess his wife used to less him.

      • Beanz&Berryz

        A Miss Bz&Bz, years ago, had a boyfriend in high school who wore two polo shirts at a time, or maybe three. I teased him mercilessly over that… I don’t think he does it anymore, but I don’t think I can take credit for that…

        • rosenbomb

          Oh jeez, did he pop both collars as well??

          • Beanz&Berryz

            He was stylish… He ended up going to Vanderbilt, I think… So maybe he was in training, or it was ordained…

          • Beanz&Berryz

            I didn’t know that was the word for that…

  • Baconzgood

    Baconzgood happened to be with Steve Bannon and his team of publicity experts a half hour ago. We were talking about the interview and the minutes read thusly… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/84070d11b8567ddd9ce413dc9aa4c56faaf3d45ce437e311c2480736a975a087.jpg

    • Panika MCD

      “old man yelps at Rose”?

  • Nockular cavity

    Flesh-eating bacteria assumes human form.

    • Roadstergal

      It didn’t do a very good job. Tell it to try harder next time to look more like a human shape and flesh tone.

      • Rags

        Well, you have to admit he avoided allowing the Madagascar hissing cockroaches to escape from his sleeves during the interview.

    • Beowoof14

      And yet all that gin isn’t really a very good antiseptic.

  • Andrew Sayre

    Is it wrong that sometimes I look at people like Trump, or Bannon, or Miller, and the only thought I have is “There’s someone who really should have got his teeth kicked in at school. I mean, dragged out by the dumpsters by a classmate and really smacked around for the dumb, arrogant shit that comes out of their mouth. The kind of beating that knocks you stupid for a week.”
    I know we all live in a much more enlightened world now, where violence is never the answer, but my God, the only way I can think that twits like this have made it this far in life, with the smug superiority complex of a ten year old still intact, is because they never suffered a beat down for it when they were young.

    • yyyaz

      More than maybe anything else, money buys insulation.

    • Bezoar

      No question your strategy would result in the growth of a moral sensibility.

      • Lord Jim

        Nah. Their whole problem is their belief that justice is the will of the stronger. Beating them up just tells them there’s someone stronger than them.

  • Panika MCD

    next season on Street Fighting With the Stars

  • P’jama Pahnts

    There’s a new job listing for “makeup artist” at CBS, probably.

    • SeeTrain65

      “Can’t you do something about his face?”

      “We’ve used seven layers of base already! His pores devour it! It’s a like a fucking black hole!”

    • VirginiaWackelpudding

      Painting booze soaked sponges is hard. Impossible to make them resemble lifelike anything but a booze soaked sponge.

  • jesterpunk

    OT but LA Times you do not need to make people who stayed during a hurricane into heroes, this kind of reporting is going to get people killed.

    http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-irma-florida-keys-20170910-story.html

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    They’re having a 20%-off sale on Smallpox Blankets at Breitbart this week.

    • yyyaz

      I was going to say they have a helluva markup, as they originally were free, then it cruelly dawned on me that there would be an actual market for them with Blightfart’s cultists.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Genocide is fashionable again.

  • catnmus

    Doesn’t Bannon – the supposed Catholic – know that the Catholic church is a world-wide organization? These people would be filling Catholic churches wherever they live.

  • William

    I am afraid that there is still a part of America that will embrace this booze blotched POS no matter what. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e95c735f8fe9c90d18ac000628d23ef422393001e9a5a0cacba2e28e9ed94d29.jpg

  • Jo Mathie

    “I think I’m a street fighter”. Yeah. It’s like he has opposite body dysmorphia syndrome combined with an ego the size of a zepplin and the brain of a hamster who eats lead paint chips. (Please though, someone challenge him to actual street fight. Hopefully someone who advocates for Native American rights).

    • bookish

      He thinks he was Cleopatra in a previous life.

  • Lord Jim

    So THIS stammering, idiotic, crater-faced alky is the intellectual leader of the Master Race?

    • MJ77

      I’ve never been so proud to be white.

      (Hint, sarcasm).

  • Panika MCD

    Ginning With the SARS?

    • SeeTrain65

      Oh, damn. I’m dead.

  • Marla

    Bannon’s behavior does not surprise me. He is more of a child than Trump

  • Anna Rompage

    Yeah Steve, we all know America was totally built by the white people who immigrated to our country from Europe, using land they stole from the natives as they killed off those populations, and using the labor of slaves and foreign indentured servants who had no rights & were treated worse than working animals…

    • Beanz&Berryz

      The Good Ol’ Days

    • Rebel Scum with permit

      Not only that, those immigrants were usually considered not really white, and scum of the earth by the descendants of immigrants already here- see Irish, Polish, Russians, Chinese, Italians etc.

  • Baconzgood

    Maybe Bannon thought he was going to be interviewed by Pete instead of Charlie.

    I mean a rose is a rose right.

    Seriously is it just Baconz or was that a train wreck of an interview?

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      Well, it wasn’t Jim Rome vs. Jim Everett.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8pAZ75WKh8

      • SeeTrain65

        Even now, I want Jim Everett to kick Rome’s childish ass.

    • SeeTrain65

      Combine the 10 deadliest train wrecks in U.S. history and it was about 3,000 times worse than that.

  • susan_g

    Cardinal Timothy Dolan, who said Bannon’s comment was “so ridiculous that it doesn’t merit a comment.”

    When you’re the leader of a church that is being called out for following Christ’s teachings, you do have to make a comment. Guess I’ll drop another mortal sin on my soul and say that Cardinal Timothy Dolan is an asshole.

    • Serai 1

      He did make a comment. Did you not notice the “so ridiculous” part?

      • Lord Jim

        Cardinals can’t really say “lolwut?” so that had to do.. :)

  • NastyBossetti

    What do you think Steve Bannon’s finishing move is?
    https://media.giphy.com/media/CatCCFZa6U8nK/giphy.gif

    • SeeTrain65

      Calling his attacker a cuck, then running.

    • WotsAllThisThen

      Is that the position he uses to suck his own cock?

      • NastyBossetti

        I would rather not envision such things, thankyouverymuch.

      • Lord Jim

        Lunch. You haz ruined it.

    • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

      A shart.

    • tomamitai

      Puking up his liver?

    • Bob

      Get him a body bag Johnny!!

  • anon_the_great

    Winner punch
    Losers counterpunch

    Bannon is dumber than a bag of dog shit

  • Jennaratrix

    He’s gross. That’s really all I wanted to say.

    • Snopes Shop

      So gross.

      • Jennaratrix

        So so so so so incredibly gross.

      • Mavenmaven

        Grosser than gross.

    • SeeTrain65

      It may be his most obvious trait, but it is also the truest thing about him.

  • Baconzgood

    I loved the part of the interview (right before I shut it off and had phone sex with Shanzgood*), and Chuck asked “so if you were as important as you say you were in this administration why did they let you resign? I mean you were fired”

    *actually I raided my neighbors’ gardens and made this delightful meal. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/41e75b41aaa2edf8486340ecaf8e1b9c11f5cf59dc3890b6aeaf204a1f7f320e.jpg

  • lucidamente
  • Mysterious Masked Wrestler

    Somebody with photoshop skills needs to make a pic of Bannon VS. Ryu or Ken (or hell, Chun Li would be great) in Street Fighter 2. Getting his sloppy, half-dead ass kicked.

    • WotsAllThisThen

      Please someone tell him you can’t get rich off Hollywood deals and call yourself a street fighter just because you don’t shave, dress like a slob, and haven’t exercised since Seinfeld was on the air.

      • Mysterious Masked Wrestler

        Which makes me realize that as much as I despised Bumfights, I would watch one of those if it involved Bannon.

  • WotsAllThisThen

    Remember when tough guy Trump “counter-punched” Rosie O’Donnell? Yeah, a real swamp-draining man he was.

  • Anna Rompage

    Ah yes, the one of the most prominent figureheads & leaders of the newly reborn “master race”…

    • WotsAllThisThen

      Behold their genetic superiority in all its corpulent glory!

      • Anna Rompage

        Let me tell you, I am totally in awe…

  • Serai 1

    So they waste their time with this walking pustule but won’t interview the woman who GOT 3 MILLION MORE VOTES THAN THE BABOON.

    • Lord Jim

      Oh, you mean Hillary? Hasn’t her own party pushed her into the ditch and looking to do the same with Pelosi? Y u wanna innerview hazbeen?

      I just made myself sick.

    • Lord Jim

      Serious time now: people must be terrified of Hillary. I know some people find assertive women intimidating (me too sometimes), but COME ON.

  • Blackest Noobs

    usually and this is from own experiences, but a street fighter usually never has to announce they’re a street fighter.

    you pretty much need no announcement from said “street fighter,” you can tell by the person’s actions and their beat’d up knuckles.

    • WotsAllThisThen

      And fat belly, right? A real street fighter has a big belly desperately trying to escape though the front of his shirt but doesn’t quite have the strength, is what I got from that interview.

      • Blackest Noobs

        usually but i have known some fat-belly persons who could scrap like a mutherfucker…and ive known skinny as all hell persons who will fuck you up if you let them.

        but none of them would ever say, hey im street fighter…it’s the thing a weenie says.

        • 🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️

          It’s only appropriate to say that the first time you play Street Fighter. Hey, I’m a Street Fighter!

          • Blackest Noobs

            ha ha ha ha…ooooh look at those thumbs!!!

      • marxalot

        A belly so determined he has to wear mulitple button downs to contain it.

    • OneYieldRegular

      Yeah, this is like the absolute worst Kung Fu impersonation ever.

    • aureolaborealis
      • Blackest Noobs

        well…there is that.

  • Proud Liberal

    There’s just something about traitors I despise.

  • SeeTrain65

    I am truly impressed, Evan, that you limited yourself to 58 things.

  • UncleTravelingMatt

    Wow. He is dumber than a bag of hammers.

  • Ricky Gay

    If willing to gain weight and wear ugly makeup, Steve Buscemi could play him! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/01000bcc3bb8187530d37e776c33b8a7727e8a571e0b6b6f6090535950709393.png

    • MJ77

      Poor Steve Buscemi, he’s a legitimately good guy, he doesn’t deserve that comparison!

      • Ricky Gay

        I said ugly makeup. LOTS! :)

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    So republican’ts actually watch this guy and think, “Makes sense. What a street fighter.”? How…what…were fucked.

  • VirginiaWackelpudding

    If that old sot ever gets put in the first slot for a liver transplant I’m going to find and hire a real Hannibal Lector wanna be. With votes of course! What kind of a non commentor do you think I am?

  • Baconzgood

    ‘They need illegal aliens to fill the churches. It’s obvious on the face of it.”

    I have about 15 snarks on that…but seriously, it’s like making fun of the Polish or Italians. It’s too easy.

    • WeaselPoo

      The Catholic Church needs illegal aliens because Catholics aren’t fucking enough to increase their flock?

      • Baconzgood

        Sure. Ask South America or lower Africa or china… oh. They aren’t white…nevermind

  • Bub, the cynical zombie

    We should all spare a thought for the poor makeup person who, after applying Bannon’s foundation layer with a spackling knife, is now being transported to a rehab facility under heavy sedation.

    Btw, nice skin tags above the left eye Steve.

  • Mavenmaven

    I’m not cut out to have a stiffer

  • marxalot

    Hey, Steve, who taught you how to wear clothes?! How many shirts you got on there, you crack-skulled hamster sucker?

    • Baconzgood

      I don’t know exactly what a “cracked-skulked hamster sucker” is, but do you mind if I put that in my back pocket and pull it out when I feel the time is right?

      That seems like a good insult.

  • Baconzgood

    I would never actually say out loud that the world would be better if some one was dead…..

    *crickets chirping crickets chirping*

    • marxalot

      I would like to take this opportunity to say that every one of Scarlett Johansson’s facial expressions communicate “I would be happier if you were dead.”

      • Baconzgood

        That is why I have a crush on her and feel she is actually attainable.

    • Dutchman

      In all fairness, he does work at Dead Breitbart. That must count for something.

      • Baconzgood

        Horse shoes & hand grenades love.

        Horse shoes and hand grenades.

    • DainBramage

      Oh, I’d say it out loud. I just wouldn’t post it on the intertubes.

    • tomamitai

      Hey, the tree of liberty isn’t picky about who’s fertilizing it, both sides are welcome, according to Tommy J.

  • SDGeoff3

    People should watch this and behold Bannon for the babbling, stuttering, racist, know-nothing sub-literate gasbag he truly is. He said nothing of import, and came across as an ignorant ingenue.

  • Baconzgood

    I do have to say, THIS DOUCHE HAT IS A WALKING BACONZGOOD PATENTED* COCK PUNCH WAITING TO BE FULFILLED.

    *patten pending

  • DainBramage

    The Republican establishment is trying to nullify the 2016 election. That’s a brutal fact we have to face.

    I think he got confused with 2008… and 1992. Basically any time a Dem is elected.

    • bbayliss

      2000?

      • DainBramage

        OK, special case of Supreme Court nullification.

  • Randall Stephens

    So, how did Bannon get the racist label? I’d never even heard the guy’s name until he became on involved with Trump’s campaign.

    • Ωbjectifier

      breitbart.com

    • Daniel

      Well, he was racist so he got called that.
      It’s what comes from publishing racist shit.

      • Randall Stephens

        What has he published that’s racist?

        • Daniel

          Breitbart.

        • tomamitai

          He published a column that highlighted crimes committed by Black people, giving the impression, without ever saying so, that Blacks are more crime prone than Whites. In doing so he was following in the footsteps of the nazi Julius Streicher, whose paper used to do the same thing to the Jews, in the run-up to and during the Holocaust. And Trump called for the U.S. government to do the same to undocumented immigrants. https://www.democracynow.org/2017/2/2/nazis_once_published_list_of_jewish

          • bbayliss

            A daily column featuring black crime.
            he did for the internet what “cops” did for TV.

          • tomamitai

            Does Breitbart have a reggae theme song? I wouldn’t know because I rarely go there and I always block auto-play of media in my browser.

        • Rebel Scum with permit

          Ah, a Sea Lion.
          http://wondermark.com/1k62/
          We don’t get sea lioning trolls that often.

          • Randall Stephens

            Huh? You”l have to enlighten me on what a “sea lioning troll” is

          • Daniel

            There is a link explaining it in the comment.

          • Rebel Scum with permit

            Clever

          • Hardly Ideal

            Learn to read, friend.

            And you better start now. The banhammer’s passing overhead soon…
            http://i.imgur.com/yXA8KBC.gif

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            BINGO- he’ll go on erecting straw men until everyone else gets bored, then declare victory

        • crabbychic

          OH I KNOW!! It’s the Breitbart..

        • bbayliss

          He invented the term “alt-right”
          because nazi elicits a negative response in most people.

          • Randall Stephens

            As it should

      • Randall Stephens

        So, far-right conservative = racist? Is that where we’ve gotten to?

        • Rebel Scum with permit

          If you drew a Venn diagram there’d be a hellova lot of overlap. Visit the comments section of any right wing news sight, take a screen shot of any random comment section, and report back to us.

          • AnnieGetYerFun

            This one’s a troll. It’s cute that he’s being polite.

          • yyyaz

            Yeah, I’ll let it have one more try and then it will be block-city.

          • AnnieGetYerFun

            He’s not the worst of them, that’s for sure. But he’s at Breitbart and the Daily Caller, so… dunno.

          • Ωbjectifier

            He’s just asking questions.

        • Daniel

          No we’ve got to Breitbart is a racist site. But as it happens, a lot of far-right conservatives do also happen to be racist.

        • Villago Delenda Est

          “Conservatives” are not conservative. They’re racist reactionary shit who deserve no quarter. Or nickle. Or dime.

          Wipe them out. With votes!

        • Travitt Hamilton

          That’s where far right conservatives went.

        • bbayliss

          Black-on-Black Crime: Blame It On The System And Ignore The …
          May 24, 2016 … I spoke with Professor Latzer at length last week, who told me that many people simply do not want to deal with black crime – such answers as …
          http://www.breitbart.com/…/black-black-crime-blame-system-ignore-evidence/

          5 Devastating Facts About Black-on-Black Crime – Breitbart

          Toure: Black-on-Black Crime in Chicago Not a Prime Issue Black

          Seahawks WR Doug Baldwin Blames Black-on-Black Crime on …

          Irish-American Cop Gets Obama To Admit ‘Out of Whack’ Black …

          Planned Parenthood Supporter Says Abortion Reduces Black Crime …

          Want more? There are 10 pages each containing at least 8 articles.

          • Randall Stephens

            So, is black on black crime a real problem, or a myth invented in an effort to demonize black people?

          • bbayliss

            Go away.

          • Randall Stephens

            Black Fathers Matter

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            an entire forest of straw men- you really suck at this

      • Rebel Scum with permit

        He took Breitbart form dog whistle to air horn.

        • Villago Delenda Est

          Air horn? Try air raid siren!

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      It’s possible that Steven Bannon isn’t inherently more racist than your average white person. But he provides a platform for racists, sexists, and homophobes to be at their worst (well, maybe not their worst–that would be Storm Front– but close).

      Anyway, this article wasn’t really about him being racist.

      • Randall Stephens

        “It’s possible that Steven Bannon isn’t inherently more racist than your average white person.”

        Without so much as a hint of irony. Slow clap

        • AnnieGetYerFun

          Why would there be any irony? I acknowledge that white people can be and often are racist. I am a white person. Given that racism is a system that favors the many at the expense of the few, I think it’s actually difficult for white people NOT to be racist. Being not-racist is something you have to work on.

          • Randall Stephens

            How about if I judge people by their behavior instead of What they look like? Not difficult at all

          • Lord Jim

            Bannon gives a platform and voice to racists. I think this behavior is a tell that he is racist. But you weren’t here to make a rational point. My bad.

          • AnnieGetYerFun

            I believe that the systemic racism in America makes that pretty hard to do, but if you feel like you’ve reached that point, good for you.

          • Randall Stephens
          • AnnieGetYerFun

            What an amazing counter-argument. You truly are a mental giant.

          • Randall Stephens

            All in good fun

          • AnnieGetYerFun

            If you say so!

          • Randall Stephens

            We’re just talking here. It should be fun….

          • AnnieGetYerFun

            It’s OK, sweetie. I know you got nothin’, so you’re switching to the “What the heck, humorless liberals!”.

            It’s fine. You can head home now.

          • bbayliss

            That’s what I do.
            You lack character, are feigning a most tiresome innocence, and are a waste of time.

          • Randall Stephens

            None of us are innocent. We are all biased in some fashion to some degree..

          • bbayliss

            No shit, captain obvious.

        • Lord Jim

          Ohhhh, guys guys, don’t you get it? He’s attempting to imply that it’s RACIST to characterize white people as racist. So subtle.

          • Randall Stephens

            I almost forgot. Only white people can be racist ….

          • Daniel

            In a society predicated on their assumed supremacy, pretty much.

            Your talking points are tired and weak.

          • Randall Stephens
          • Daniel

            Exactly.

            Well done. Trump is endorsed heavily by people who assume white people should be the dominant group in society based on their skin colour- that’s why when a white supremacist murdered a woman he equivocated and called white supremacists (and neo-Nazis) “fine people”.

          • Randall Stephens

            If you believe that he called white supremacist scum (or Antifa thugs for that matter) “fine people” then you didn’t listen to what he said. If you heard that, you heard what you wanted to hear….

          • Lord Jim

            Now I know for a fact that you are a disingenuous, shit-stirring troll. Blocked.

          • Randall Stephens

            I’ll file this under: Completely Predictable Behavior

          • Daniel

            I listened to the words he used in the phrases he uttered.

            He called marchers the night before the murder “fine people”. Those ” fine people” marched with torches chanting “Jews will not replace us”. He said “fine people” were among their numbers. This could just be because he’s a stupid, inept and solipsistic are, but it could also be because his administration is staffed with white nationalists and he knows they make up a lot of his base.

            If you deny this, you’re ignoring reality.

            But I think why you’re really denying it is because you feel defensive over supporting Trump, and like a lot of people you think calling someone racist is worse that actually being racist.

          • Randall Stephens

            Trump is terrible orator, and I hate it. Reagan, Clinton, Obama. Those men have a way of speaking that made you want to believe what they’re saying.

            Don’t get me wrong…. racism is a bad thing – there is no equivocation to be made there. On that, I think we can all agree. That said, there are worse things in this world than racism.

          • Daniel

            So?

          • Jimh

            “worse things in this world than…”
            So what?
            Look up fallacy of relative privation.

          • Mehmeisterjr

            One thing that is worse than racism: canned clams.

          • Jimh

            Yes! And Steve Bannon is worse than canned clams! Ergo…

          • WotsAllThisThen

            YOU MONSTER!!!

      • MJ77

        I think you have to be pretty consciously sympathetic at least to full on racist ideals to actively provide a platform & enable white supremacists the way Bannon does. That goes WAAAAY beyond general social conditioned average white person racism. I mean, I’m a pretty average white person and totally able to admit my racist conditioning (which I’m working on weeding out as much as possible) and privilege, but I would never in a million years even tolerate around me the kind of talk Bannon encourages and supports.

        • AnnieGetYerFun

          I suppose that’s true. But I feel like the desire for money overwhelms the senses of less loving people. I thin Bannon is broken, and even if he might not hold the beliefs that he helps others espouse, I suppose he is still aiding and abetting.

          • MJ77

            I’m sure the money is a big excuse/rotational for him, I don’t totally disagree with you… but the fact that he feels that on some level white supremacy is totally acceptable and justifiable is, I think, the bigger issue with him.

            I can only speak for myself, but you couldn’t pay me enough money to make me feel I could justify/excuse/support active white nationalists and the other scum he does, let alone actually provide a platform and champion them.

            I agree with you, he is absolutely aiding and abetting, actively. He’s letting them do the dirty work he thinks is necessary, so to speak.

    • Tio_Doidinho

      Willful stupidity ≠ innocence.

    • Tio_Doidinho

      So, how did al Qaeda get the anti-American label? I’d never even heard about them before they became involved in Afghanistan.

      • Thurman Munster IV

        You were told to #never forget!

    • SomeBigRedDog

      You’re bad at this. Go back to annoying people in your Poli sci 101 class or whatever.

    • Edith Prickly

      He runs a racist propaganda site. Duh.

    • Alan

      Neither had many other people. But what’s your question?

      • Randall Stephens

        Re-read the very first sentence

        • Alan

          Because he is. But when you follow your question with a statement your implication is that it has something to do with the question. Comp 101. Start a new thought.

          • Randall Stephens

            Because he’s called a racist, then that should just be accepted as fact?
            PS: This is an internet comments section, not Writing 121….

          • Alan

            So you don’t need to communicate properly when commenting on the internet? How old are you?

    • Hardly Ideal

      The list is long. But for one thing, he was one of like three people who defended Trumps “both sides” bullshit after Charlottesville. And if you’re anywhere near being on the side of white supremacists (who, according to a recent study, are pretty fucking racist), that tends get you labeled a racist.

      • Randall Stephens

        Are you talking Trump’s objectively true statement about needless violence on both sides (white supremacist scum and antifa scum, but I repeat myself) of the Charlottesville tragedy?

        And why, pray tell should I be concerned about being banned? I’ve given no good cause to to that, but it’s ultimately outside of my control. I’m responsible for what I say, not for what others understand.

  • SomeBigRedDog

    He doesn’t seem to know how shirts work. GOOD GOD MAN, EVEN I KNOW THAT’S NOT HOW SHIRTS WORK AND I’M A DOG.

    • dieselox

      Really. What is up with the shirts? Did he have dried puke from last night on it, and CBS loaned him one to throw over it? What the hell.

  • MOG253

    He made Irma look good. POS

  • DainBramage

    Why did CBS think that we needed more mainstreamed white supremacist shit? No, I wouldn’t watch that and add to the ratings.

    • Three Finger Salute

      It’s pronounced See B.S., that’s why.

  • Stephen T

    Well, at least he wore both of his good shirts to the interview.

  • Hairstrike Alpha

    Steve Bannon is a street fighter alright. Now if he could have ever been taught to fight back instead of also punching himself in the face.

    • Hardly Ideal

      As a poet once said:

      I never shall forget the night I made six robbers run.
      Although I didn’t have a knife, a blackjack, or a gun.
      I proved myself a hero of a very high degree.
      I ran for home, and six of them were running after me!

  • Villago Delenda Est

    You have to go to say Uganda or Cambodia to find a more repulsive recent human that Steve here.

    • Or the Philipines, or Iowa’s 5th District (lookin’ at you, Steve King).

  • Jeffery Campbell

    I really try to rise above commenting about people’s appearance (yeah..right) and I am no doctor, but this man looks like he is about to fall over dead at any moment from some awful combination of cirrhosis, heart disease and/or tertiary syphilis.

    • Bill Mathisen

      Or, “fall over dead” DRUNK….

      • SDGeoff3

        I hate to bring up the name of Ed Schultz, but on the late, lamented Air America, he often used the phrase “he tipped over” to refer to someone who cashed out at the five-dollar window.

    • NeoliberalBanksterCaptainHowdy

      One can only hope.

    • Hardly Ideal

      I heard some professional took an unofficial look at him once, and chalked it up to a combination of age, poor diet, and sleep deprivation.

      • Jeffery Campbell

        I’m sure babies are not all that nutritious.

        • SDGeoff3

          Not until they are born. Someone should tell him.

  • Tio_Doidinho

    That bubble-gum pink lipstick really brings out his pinkeye.

    *fans self*

  • bbayliss

    He really is what stupid people think smart people sound like, move over Gingrich, we got a contender.

  • Rickyphoo

    I often wonder what color the sky is in Bannon’s world. I suspect that it is very, very white.

  • OneYieldRegular

    Yes, just like Bannon was so, so deeply concerned about the Republican establishment trying to nullify the 2008 and 2012 elections.

  • Daniel Hooper

    Does anybody else wonder what would happen if someone were to point out to people like Bannon that his messiah was never an American citizen? I seriously wonder if it even occurred to him that a key figure of his faith is in fact an immigrant.

    • Lord Jim

      He was also a refugee and died a criminal’s death.

      • Three Finger Salute

        …for trying to overturn Citizens’ United

        (aka get money out of the temples)

    • Boscoe

      People like Bannon couldn’t BE people like Bannon if they actually gave half a shit about anything related to Jesus.

  • Debbie the Unpaid Protester

    OMG, why is ANYBODY giving this goatfucker a platform?!?

    • Lord Jim

      Same reason CNN hired Jeffrey Lord.

      Zucker is a big sports fan and from the early days of the campaign had
      spoken at editorial meetings about wanting to incorporate elements of
      ESPN’s programming into CNN’s election coverage. “The idea that politics
      is sport is undeniable, and we understood that and approached it that
      way,”

    • beadbop

      Goats have self-respect, therefore no living goats would allow Bannon to touch them.

      • BeachBum

        Goats are smart. Now sheep, well, I dunno.

      • LeighBowery’sLuxuryComedy

        Yeah, the version of that joke I know involves sheep.

    • bbayliss

      “But you fuck ONE goat and…”

    • Les Appentis De la résistance

      Someone has to show America what one one of Trump’s ‘best people’ looks like.

    • Alan

      My thought.

  • Jack Had A Permit

    Is there no one involved in this administration who can craft a coherent sentence? if you removed the stuttering repetitions, the entire interview could be condensed into a thirty second spot.

  • Bub, the cynical zombie
    • Lord Jim

      Shit talker is not the same thing as street fighter.

      It’s all about power for these guys.

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    • BeachBum

      Shit. I guess I’m a Jedi Knight ! Cool !

    • Hardly Ideal

      *consults character sheet*
      …huh. I got Solid Snake. Nice, but do I need to keep the hair?

    • SDGeoff3

      Gawd bless Mrs Betty Bowers. Ima pay her site a visit today. I keep forgetting her.

    • Johnnymoreno

      Looks like the Street kicked his ass.

  • bbayliss

    “I think I’m a street fighter.”
    Shark or Jet?

    • Sharla Fouquet

      Gahhh -neither. That out-of-shape bag of pus wouldn’t last 2 minutes in a knife fight with a 90-year-old grandmother.

    • Steve Cole

      “Street fighter” – pfffttt… You and Trumpolini would soil yourselves if someone gave you a hard look and a slap.

    • Canis Greyhame

      I’m not convinced he has the physical ability to fight or dance in the street … or anywhere else really.

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      *snap* *snap* *snap*

    • Edith Prickly

      Yeah right. Bannon looks like he gets winded if he lifts the gin bottle up too fast.

    • BeachBum

      Will have to be on DWTS to decide.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      What are the street gangs on Rodeo Drive?

      • SDGeoff3

        The Blings?

    • His special attack is a Hadouken made of flopsweat
      https://youtu.be/49jKoMbJyEo

    • LeighBowery’sLuxuryComedy

      Well – when you’re a Jet, you’re a Jet all the way.

      Soo.. I’ma go with Shark. A shark that’s been swimming in polluted waters, got a fin clipped by a passing freighter, and got spit back out of the sharknado.

      • bbayliss

        Dorthy?

    • Thurman Munster IV

      Shart

  • OneYieldRegular

    But really, what is Steve Bannon other than a petty, smug, entitled white guy who’s utterly convinced that his shallow, self-congratulatory opinions about politics and history and media are the absolute truth. If ever a couple of people deserved one another, it’s Bannon and Trump.

    • aureolaborealis

      He was born on first base, and he’s convinced that he tricked someone into walking him.

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    this is the thing of the leftists

    AKA facts. This is the crux of why the RWNJs hate the left. We remind them that they are wrong on a daily basis and they resent the hell out of that

    • Bebecca

      we’re the conscience they lack and whether they admit it or not, they know it.

    • CripesAmighty

      And we can appreciate preposterous stories of fairy tales and magic without confusing them with reality.

  • “Steve Bannon? Yeah, I’d fuck him again.”
    Said no conscious woman ever.

    • Vacuous Virgina

      Or homo (😂😂😂) sapien!

  • beadbop

    Which came first: Steve Bannon or Baron Harkonnen?
    YOU make the call…

  • RMKH

    “Also he kept raiding the petty cash to fund his gin habit (Allegedly)”

    It would be irresponsible not to speculate. Although, in my opinion his job “performance” reeks of Mad Dog 20-20 or Colt 45 rather than gin.

    • Relativicus

      Well, cheap gin.

    • natoslug

      That’s now how you spell “meth and rubbing alcohol.”

    • SDGeoff3

      The results appear to resemble a binge in vodka and drano.

      • RMKH

        I assume that by results you mean his job performance, since personal appearance smack, no matter how justified, will get you banhammered just like any other illegal non-comment.

        • SDGeoff3

          No. I meant his appearance.

  • So, between Steve Bannon and Hillary Clinton, which gets more pressure to leave public life and shut up?

    Well, the answer to that is all too fucking obvious.

  • bbayliss

    If Martin Luther had been made a bishop there would have been no reformation.
    If Hitler had been accepted at art school there’s have been no WW2.
    If Bannon had been successful in Hollywood…

    • natoslug

      He would have made really shitty movies and continued to be a bitter, bloated, piece of shit.

    • Edith Prickly

      He and Joe Eszterhas would be having a permanent competition for writing the worst scripts ever.

      • Catstro

        Tommy Wiseau libel!

    • CripesAmighty

      Edward D. Wood, Jr. minus the charm, wit, or any other redeeming qualities.

      • bbayliss

        The fabulous sweaters.

    • BeachBum

      My uncle used to say “If the dog hadn’t stop to shit, he woulda caught the rabbit.”

    • Electric Ukulele Land

      Shouldn’t counterfactuals be at least plausible?

      • bbayliss

        We’re post truth, it’s fun.

    • hudson

      if i’m not wrong, martin luther was also a petty jew hater.

    • SDGeoff3

      Maybe the movies might be better?

  • natoslug

    It’s good to see that Bannon is apparently following A. Breitbart’s health regimen.

    • Jenny

      I bet he smells lovely.

  • Ms.MLG on Maui

    If I were offered 2 jobs, one as Donald Trump’s “Wingman”, and another crawling through sewers, capturing rats, I’d chose the sewer rats every day, and twice on Sunday.

    • SDGeoff3

      The rats are friendlier anyway. And they smell better.

      • sgt. jmk of the résistance

        Smarter, too. And more humane.

        • SDGeoff3

          I wouldn’t mind having a pet rat. Neither would our kitteh.

          • Peripatetic Poltroon

            Get one. Rats can be really sweet. And if you find you’ve made a mistake? It’s dead in 2 years, so problem solved.

    • Hardly Ideal

      Don’t knock the sewer job. Satisfyingly challenging, keeps you in shape, don’t have to deal with customers, and I’m sure there’s lots of comradeship among your fellow rat-catchers.

  • I often shake my head about people like Bannon, who lack any awareness of their own family history. Irish Catholic? They were as welcome as fleas on a dog as immigrants, and there were more than a few deaths among them caused by anti-immigration people of the time. Not to mention the criminal gangs, corruption, and stereotyping they faced. What a fucking asshole.

    • BeachBum

      They were lucky to have potatoes that were brought to Europe by the SPANISH !
      He should be thanking anyone Hispanic or he prolly wouldn’t even be alive.

      • Three Finger Salute

        He looks like a rotten goober anyway.

    • CATMAN

      I wish I had a time machine so I could send Bannon, O’Reilly and Pat Buchanan back to the 1850’s to see what it is like to be a despised minority subject to nativist hatred

      • Werewolf

        Also too, Hannity and that little rat faced git who’s the budget director.

    • Hardly Ideal

      And last I checked, white supremacists aren’t too fond of the Irish or Catholics.

    • FranktheMc

      I have a sign in my room that reads, “HELP WANTED: No Irish Need Apply.” Some of us forget; some of us don’t.

  • BeachBum

    So how is it that the mistake was they ” embraced the establishment” that is now trying to “nullify the election”? They are now part of something that is nullifying themselves ? Is this real political analysis or part of his therapy for masochism? Really doesn’t fit on a bumper sticker very well.

    • Les Appentis De la résistance

      If he can suck his own cock, he probably can can nullify himself.

      • Three Finger Salute

        You know he was a snake when he started biting his tail!

  • Steve-o

    The Mooch was right, this man is constantly falling off the couch trying to suck his own cucked cock.

  • Les Appentis De la résistance

    You know what else about Hillary Clinton? She’s a girl.

  • I don’t need to see Bannon wiggling his pissflaps; thanks for the transcript. I imagine he belched every work like a Jr High kid burping the alphabet.

  • WotsAllThisThen

    Street Fighter? He looks more like Bum Fights.

    • Boss Dave

      Dickless is such a “street fighter” that he got cucked from the WH and is reduced to whining on the lamestream librul press about it.

      That right there says it all.

  • Internet Hitler

    Wow, no wonder he speaks in public so rarely. Repellent AND poorly spoken.

  • Internet Hitler

    Did Charlie ask him about the time he called President Kushner a “cuck”?

  • CATMAN

    I’m grateful that this authoritarian asshole is gone from the White House. One question Charlie failed to ask Bannon was: “Whose bootprint is on your ass, McMaster’s or Kelly’s?”

    • SDGeoff3

      The answer is yes.

    • BreakingDeadMen

      Fuck Kelly.

  • lol Hillary’s “not that bright”.

    Okay undead nazi, if you insist.

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      It’s always Opposite Day at Dead Breitbart’s Home for the Perpetually Aggrieved, so that’s how you know what bothers Bannon, et. al.

      So when Scabby says the Democratic Party is making a mistake supporting “identity politics,” what he means is that he doesn’t know how to respond to those issues without outing himself as the racist, sexist fuckwit he is.

      When he says Hillz is “not that bright,” what he means is that she scares him so much that she still makes him crap his pants in fear nearly a year after the election.

  • Kooolest G

    “they need illegal aliens to fill the churches”
    seems like it would be a lot easier to just build more churches in Mexico and let them fill the churches there?

  • toughsister

    I watched with a queasy stomach that 60 Minutes interview. What struck me is that Bannon comes across as completely enclosed in a set of certainties that are impervious to historic realities. The standard racist (right-wing) meme that “white men are those who built the country”, taking no account whatsoever of the sufferings and toil of African-Americans, whether before or after the War of Secession (stop calling it the fucking ‘Civil War’ OK?), and, let’s nor forget, the Chinese who died like flies helping build the Transcontinental Railroad, spouted repeatedly from his pie hole like holy writ. His repeated claim that the Catholic Church —his own Church!— has no business seeking justice or compassion for the oppressed was particularly odious. If I were Pope Francis I’d excommunicate him on the spot. And his pious —and oh so feeble!— assertions that Nazis and the KKK are horrible is especially distasteful in the context of his extolling “economic nationalism” and protectionism, as if we were still living the 1920s. All in all, a morally ugly, hateful, small-minded individual.

    • Cat Cafe for the Prosecution

      Yes, completely. And that racist right-wing meme expands to the utterly absurd “belief” that “white men are responsible for everything in this world,” as they use an Arabic numbering system, an Egyptian lettering-on-paper system, Chinese-invented mechanisms including their most precious gunpowder, and on and on. It’s horrifying.

      • sgt. jmk of the résistance

        I like to tell misogynistic asshats that they’re not allowed to use windshield wipers since they don’t think women have contributed anything, and urge them to get back to me as to how well that goes for them.

    • FranktheMc

      I noticed the bit about “the bishops are good on doctrine.” If a friend’s loved one dies, he or she responds so well to my comforting doctrines. (Screw compassion!)

  • aureolaborealis

    He looks healthy.

    Also: Notice that this is after makeup was applied.

  • whitroth

    Can’t we get some Native Americans to deport him to wherever his immigrant forefathers and -mothers came from?

    Interesting question that comes to me: can he prove his ancestors came here legally? (I have seen a copy from the book at Ellis Island of my grandfather coming through….)

    Oh, yeah, government employees can’t do some things. You mean, you cuck you, like not violate the Hatch Act? Or lie to the public (you’re effectively under oath)?

    Y’know, federal contractors and their employees can’t do that stuff during work, either.*

    * ObDisclosure: I work for a federal contractor, and we have our annual refresher on this stuff.

    • Jukesgrrl

      Good question. Certainly someone could research when and where his people came here. It would have been an interesting retort for Rose. Rose also should provide an update on Bannon’s comment that he went to an integrated school. One black student does not make a school “integrated” as anything but a technicality. And I repeat the comment I made above. It was derelict not to bring up Bannon’s relationship with the Mercers.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Hey Steve,

      Can government employees collude with Putin?

      • whitroth

        Now, IANAL, and I may have this incorrectly… but I think that’s called “treason”.

  • FranktheMc

    Gin Blossom has never dropped into my D.C. parish for Mass as Kellyanne and Spicer have. For the record, Gin Blossom has been divorced and remarried. How someone like that gets to address a Vatican conference is beyond me.

  • GRH

    He seems nice.

  • Lawrence Smith

    alky

    • themidniteskulker

      Doesn’t the teeth-grinding bespeak meth?

  • rumsey

    Did he not shave or get a haircut as a political statement? Or did he forget to do so?

  • Bannon is the most despicable, vile, stinking, pus-dribbling creature on the planet. Yuck.

    • phoenix00

      Same could be said about Trump’s entire cabinet?

    • little miss high and mighty

      Which made him all the more loveable to us Commie worker,fag,n—rs,wetback,nutters.
      The US electorate is much visually influenced.
      There are people who actually think Jerod’s dad got a raw deal , based only on the tailor/dry cleaner look.
      A lot of bigshot attorney tactically wear off the rack to better persuade Joe and Jane 6-pack on the jury.
      Steve, for all his yuck has grunge cred and can insult both the lib$ and the Kushners (former lib$) as well as the est.right.

  • Johnnymoreno

    As one Navy vet to another, I’d advice Bannon to take a Shit, Shower and Shave (SSS), sober the fuck up, and show a little dignity in his bearing.

  • Alternative Dog

    I think I’m a street fighter. And by the way, I think that’s why Donald Trump and I get along so well. Donald Trump’s a fighter. Great counter puncher.

    Yep, they are both belligerent, emotionally reactive, drama queens.

  • Tj McGee Wright

    There you go folks, Bannon’s the REAL native ‘Murican. All else is LEFTIST LIES.
    Its pretty obvious if you think about it – microbial swamplife predates all those hu-mans (especially the non-caucasian ones!), and as a colony-membrane of microbial swamplife, Bannon WINS the longest! Boo deepstate! *Nazi turd mic drop*

  • Thorn Spike

    Hoo boy, he must be drinking the really cheap stuff now.

  • Ill-Advised

    Wow. That picture. It’s Photoshop, right? Because my first reaction was “Who put a desperate alcoholic grandma who’s just been caught at stealing from the kids she said she was taking care of on a story about Steve Bannon, a known white male MOE?”

    (ETA: Master Of Eternity)

    And we’d better find his Dorian Gray portrait and burn it, stat.

  • TootsStansbury

    What a fucking poser, hoser and putz. You’re not punk, you’re not intellectual, you’re not consequential.

  • disqus_lWwzrwNaw6

    “Do we usually give interviews like that to dudes who just returned to their high school jobs because they failed in Big Boy World?”

    If they’re saying things the executives of national network news organizations want to mainstream and normalize, no matter how perverse and Naziiesque those things may be (you can’t cut taxes and eliminate regulations without breaking the fundamental social contract of democracy), yes, you bet your sweet ass we do: kind of the same way we crowd the public square with reverent statuary honoring Confederate generals.

  • Three Finger Salute

    “Do we usually give interviews like that to dudes who just returned to their high school jobs because they failed in Big Boy World?”

    Les Moonves, more problems. Fortunately, not everyone who goes on 60 Minutes is A Asshole. Olivia Newton-John also gave an interview where she gave doody-school dropout Jeffbo Custard a lesson about how medicinal cannabis has helped her with her cancer treatment. Then of course, J-Truheart’s interview with Lara Logan last year will always be one of my favorite go-to bedtime stories when I’m in my bunk.

    As for the ratings-obsessed corporate lying media in general, however… yeah, Moonie is A Asshole and so is Andy Lack of Integrity over at the Nothing But Caucasians network that demoted Joy Reid and Tamron Hall in favor of vapid Aryan bitch Me-Again Kelly.

    Personally, as a curmudgeon myself, I miss Andy Rooney.

  • Celtic_Gnome

    Anytime you disagree with a conservative, they respond by calling you a leftist twit. Call them a name, and they go ballistic about how unfair it is to be treated like that when they’re only trying to express their opinion.

    Fucking snowflake.

    • bewareofme

      He is a failure snowflake.

      • bewareofme

        So he’s just a little bitty droplet of melted water. Check that. A drop of gin for sure.

  • “You couldn’t be more dead wrong.” ~ Steve Bannon

    I want to kill that sentence for having the audacity to show its face.

    • phoenix00

      Me, I’d rather kill that face for the audacity of having that sentence. With votes if necessary.

    • Your wrongness could not be deader.

  • Garbageman

    ‘ . . . We learned that Steve Bannon is one of those guys who’s read three books and thinks that’s all the books there are, that he’s more than a little batty, and that, as my pal John Fugelsang tweeted this morning, that he continues to look like “a guy who stayed up watching porn until 6:45 and his alarm went off at 7.”’ . . .

    http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a12216958/bannon-60-minutes/

  • Street Fighter, eh?
    Dude, you are no scrapper. I could take you and I am an almost an old A Lady with a bad back.

    • Saxo the Grammarian

      Part of the reason why I was so nice to old ladies in my taxi driving days was that I knew they could put my sex life on hold for several days with a well-aimed shot from their canes.

      • little miss high and mighty

        Along with traffic easy-you have shown the second main reason for driving graveyard- or at least nights.
        And those vouchers, days? And all the drops at crammed clinics and no-zones.
        Man, nights is the way.
        jumbo wrote this, not LMH&M

    • Anita Ledford

      My kid could take him when he was 10.

    • phoenix00

      I could probably take Bannon on (barely 110 lb stick-figure pipsqueak here), but he’ll probably slither off and whine like a snowflake.

  • Viktor

    He looks like a clown with no makeup

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    If Steve Bannon is such a white supremacist hero then I suggest he puts his money where his mouth is and give all those Seinfeld residuals back since two “dirty Jews” made it such a success.

    • lurch394

      Yes, it’s especially Jewy: Seinfeld, David, Alexander, Louis-Dreyfus….

  • Delu

    Never in American history has there been as much WHINING over a particular candidate winning the Presidency….by the party of that very candidate!

    Wait, “whining”?

    I mean, WINNING!!!! SO MUCH OF IT!

    • CovfefeOfTheThoughtlessMind

      Really, it’s all in the pronunciation.

    • phoenix00

      Semantics schmantics.

  • Saxo the Grammarian

    “Do we usually give interviews like that to dudes who just returned to their high school jobs because they failed in Big Boy World?”

    This.

    • phoenix00

      White. Privilege.

      • Erala Contratista

        Also Guy, too….

        • phoenix00

          Implied, my friend. Implied.

  • matthewthawkins

    Bloodshot eyes, slurring words, tremors in hands, smells of alcohol.

    Sir can you step out of your car.

    • phoenix00

      He did get tossed out of the Trump Train.

  • Johnny Appleseed

    Neither Trump nor Race Bannon ever saw a fight they didn’t first start then run away from (so real men, or women, could finish it).

    • lurch394

      Now I see what’s wrong here: no Dr. Quest!

  • mailman27

    So LeCarre, much Swayze.

  • Newzheimer

    If I’m ever on the TV, I want Bannon’s make up artist. They completely reanimated his face. All the rosacea, the gin blossoms, the splotches–all covered up with Max Factor Pancake #4. The only thing they couldn’t quite cover up were the bright red rims around his eyes. I think a white pencil around the water line, top and bottom, might have done it.

    But about 2/3 of the way through, it seemed as if a beast of some sort was trying to break its way through Bannon’s jaw, right below his ear. The twitching was intriguing. It was like watching Ripley in Alien and waiting for the thing to burst through her chest.

    • phoenix00

      Maybe Ted Cruz would want that makeup artist’s business card

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4BNtP7tN8I

    • little miss high and mighty

      Many of us are regretting having focused on his looks for so long.
      Amoung his horridities and nincompoopries, at least Steve took a stand for grunge-like some (unentioned) mega pop star who,rebelliously despite their wealth has never had their teeth cleaned.Steve flaunted his toadity.
      Now the comedy cast looks more dry cleaned.
      Just as incompetent, only cleaner-maybe effectiver?

      • Sarah E. Grove

        Wish I could upvote “his toadity” a hundred times!

  • Anita Ledford

    Rheumy eyed alcoholic says what?

  • Moar Wordz

    I can’t bring myself to watch it.

    • phoenix00

      Me neither. There are train wrecks, and there are times you see two trains two miles apart heading in opposite directions on the same track.

      • Erala Contratista

        Now that brings back algebra memories!

  • JimNauseam

    “Why didn’t somebody put some Visine in his eyes, at least?” “They did.”

    • Sarah E. Grove

      Those bloodshot eyes and his skin — dead giveaways that the guy is drowning in a bottle of vodka.

      I watched the interview (trying to punish myself?) and this guy is the most arrogant and self-important fuckers I’ve ever seen …. even worse than Trump. The bigger they think they are, the harder they fall.

  • Johnnymoreno

    OT, But: Ted Cruz is trending on Twitter for liking porn! It’s pretty funny!

  • BPMM

    Bannon is such a dunb shit to argue the American economy was built by our “citizens”.
    I guess the Chinese and Irish immigrants didn’t build the transcontinental railroad and many Europian immigrants didn’t become industrial icons.

  • little miss high and mighty

    Good that you roll tape for us merica were all watching NFL game 1, besides the IRMA show and the Trump/Schumer debt ceiling caving in.
    Why Baby would want to hand the Democrats such a potential tool for ’18 puzzles.
    Why couldn’t the Repubs have just laid it out for him, money-wise at least?
    We here wish Bannon could have stayed in the WH- We know, the world is at stake here and all- but having such an ogre on the bridge makes the whole ship much more universally suspect-we are so visually-oriented these daze!

  • phoenix00

    So what’s the more White Privileged Exit Interview: Bannon on 60 Minutes or Mooches on Colbert?

  • The Flaming Carrot

    Maybe I’ll get around to watching it one of these days. I’m still waiting for my shipment of Gin-soaked Nazi flavored popcorn to arrive.

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