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Early in August, following the events in Charlottesville, GoDaddy.com decided to stop hosting The Daily Stormer website. After several attempts to get the site hosted on other servers, proprietor Andrew Anglin saw that he was not wanted and took his site to the “dark web” where it belongs.

In addition to getting kicked off the internet, several people are currently trying to sue Anglin for orchestrating internet harassment against them, but it seems he’s nowhere to be found. His lawyer says he is in Nigeria, which is a rather unusual place for a white nationalist to go.

Could it be he doesn’t even exist? Well, probably not. There are pictures of him, and he’s given talks before. However, Vox Day — another right-wing internet crank — says he has evidence that multiple people have been writing on the Daily Stormer *as* Anglin, and claims to have obtained the official Andrew Anglin style guide.

Vox Day — real name Theodore Beale — is a cornucopia of wingnuttery himself. He’s a self-proclaimed pick-up artist, a “Christian apologist,” racist, and Milton Friedman fanboy who thinks throwing acid in women’s faces is doing them, and society, a favor.

Because female independence is strongly correlated with a whole host of social ills. Using the utilitarian metric favored by most atheists, a few acid-burned faces is a small price to pay for lasting marriages, stable families, legitimate children, low levels of debt, strong currencies, affordable housing, homogenous populations, low levels of crime, and demographic stability.

He is also an anti-vaxxer who thinks the moon landing was faked, because of course, and a “science fiction author” who was part of that whole “Rabid Puppies” thing where they tried to make conservative science fiction win Hugo awards or something. Which is to say, we should take anything he says with a grain of salt.

Anyway, Beale says he’s suspected for some time that multiple people are ghostwriting The Daily Stormer for Anglin under his name. He also claims to have recently received an email from someone claiming to have been one of these people, who also provided the aforementioned Andrew Anglin “style guide.”

Naturally, it included helpful hints on how to “blame the Jews” for everything, just like Hitler would have:

Prime Directive: Always Blame the Jews for Everything

As Hitler says in Mein Kampf, people will become confused and disheartened if they feel there are multiple enemies. As such, all enemies should be combined into one enemy, which is the Jews. This is pretty much objectively true anyway, but we want to leave out any and all nuance.

So no blaming Enlightenment though, pathological altruism, technology/urbanization, etc. – just blame Jews for everything.

This basically includes blaming Jews for the behavior of other non-Whites. Of course it should not be that they are innocent, but the message should always be that if we didn’t have the Jews we could figure out how to deal with non-Whites very easily.

The same deal with women. Women should be attacked, but there should always be mention that if it wasn’t for the Jews, they would be acting normally.

What should be completely avoided is the sometimes mentioned idea that “even if we got rid of the Jews we would still have all these other problems.” The Jews should always be the beginning and the end of every problem, from poverty to poor family dynamics to war to the destruction of the rainforest….

How convenient! These sure are some handy-dandy tips for being the worst.

The style guide also tells writers posing as Anglin to remain POSITIVE. Perky, even!

Positivity

We are covering very negative content, generally, but still as much effort as possible should be put into presenting a positive message. We should always claim we are winning, and should celebrate any wins with extreme exaggeration.

This does not mean we downplay the enemy, just that we play up ourselves. We overestimate our influence.

Always look on the bright side of the anti-Semitic street, I guess?

But what about how to deal with other right wing nutjobs?

No Criticism of Other White Activists

This goes without saying but I’ll say it anyway: there should never be any criticism of other white activists, even faggots we all fucking hate.

There is nothing profitable which can come of this. And this is the biggest site, so by attacking others who are wrong all we would be doing is giving them attention they wouldn’t otherwise have gotten.

Responding to the bullshit of RamZPaul was a mistake I made which I won’t make again.

In general, other white activists should be praised as heroes or by mentioned at all. I think we all probably know who is who as far as all that goes.

Note that this doesn’t necessarily apply to all mainstream right wing figures such as Marine Le Pen.

Attacking Mainstreaming Shills

Pro-Jew shills should be attacked. These include Alex Jones, Gavin McInnes and Milo. At the same time, they should also be accused/celebrated as secret Nazis whenever they post anything that lines up with our agenda.

Even if this isn’t legit, it’s actually a pretty good explanation of how The Daily Stormer and other sites like this operate. The focus on “positivity” and celebration of perceived “wins” with “extreme exaggeration” is a defining characteristic of many other online Trump-centered communities as well. Creating a never-ending hate party is apparently an easy way to lure in susceptible followers, and these people are far more manipulative than we give them credit for. They know exactly how to lure in angry white men who are frustrated by having to live in a world where they don’t make all the rules anymore, because, well, they are also angry white men and they know what they want.

So is this alleged “style guide” real? Does Andrew Anglin even exist? Is contemplating these questions too stressful for your Friday? Eh, fuck it.

[Vox Populi]

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  • Ωbjectifier

    Not exactly Strunk and White, is it?

    • Lance Thrustwell

      Just White.*

      *No slander to E.B. intended.

    • weejee

      Every element of style is deleted in that clod.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Strunk and White Supremacist = Grammar Nazi.

  • Wolf Tracker
  • Msgr_MΩment

    Vox Day — another right-wing internet crank

    Is that Guy Vox Day, by any chance?

    • weejee

      Just don’t let them jump off the ladder.

  • Lance Thrustwell

    He’s just Anglin for attention.

    • Parakeetist

      I see what you did there.

    • BearGHAZI

      Kicking up a storm, for sure

  • Wolf Tracker

    I did a little research on Theodore Beale when Stormfront was getting kicked offline.

    He doesn’t even live in the US and had an Asian girlfriend and supposedly was a liberal before going all Nazi and I think it is a scam he used to fund his traveling.

    A total asshole no doubt and he has helped spread that propaganda even if he is not one of them officially.

    • mancityRed6

      that’s mostly the PUA part. I have no idea how that mixes with his Christian apologist ideas.

      • Wolf Tracker

        Just a nut job that figured out a way to make money giving racist assholes a place to hang out like Breitbart did.

    • Covfefe

      There was a time, and not that long ago, when car entertainment meant listening to the radio. If drivining outside the big cities, that meant listening to AM radio. I say to this explain why I listened to Rush.

      While listening to Rush, I decided he wasn’t dumb; he was a marketing genius.

    • richardgrabman

      Nah, he was presented as a child (white supremacist) prodigy in VDARE… the great granddaddy of white supremacist sites at least 15 years ago.

  • mrFawkes

    Tip for Nazis wanting a new host: Shake your laptop vigorously like an etch-a-sketch for three minutes. This process will erase and delete former hosts who told you fuck off and you can now start anew.

    • Ωbjectifier

      Delete System 32, also, too.

      • OutOfOrbit

        OMG NOT 32! anything but 32!

    • mancityRed6

      don’t be an ass, you know you have to drop it onto a hard floor, concrete is good, from at height of at least 10 feet.

      • mrFawkes

        Or a cleansing baptism in the bathtub works also, too.

        • mancityRed6

          in my experience, a little spilled beer goes a long way

        • Moebym of the Returners

          Make sure to plug it in before you do, otherwise the desired effect will not occur.

      • Résistance Land Shark Ω

        At least that what Obama says to do …

  • mancityRed6

    “These include Alex Jones, Gavin McInnes and Milo. At the same time, they should also be accused/celebrated as secret Nazis whenever they post anything that lines up with our agenda.”
    yeppers, that is pure journalistic integrity, right there.
    almost as good as the New York Post or the Daily Mail.

  • WotsAllThisThen

    Always look on the bright side of the anti-Semitic street, I guess?

    Anti-Semitic Street, worst PBS children’s show. Ever.

    • ManchuCandidate

      Can you tell me how to avoid, how to avoid Anti Semetic street?

    • Susan

      Is that where it’s “Springtime for Hitler and Germany?”

  • Michael Smith

    The hateosphere is a nice tight knit group.

    • OutOfOrbit

      but not so tightly wound

  • Lance Thrustwell

    I blame the Jews for this post. And my non-comment.

    • Werewolf

      You’re welcome.

  • calliecallie

    Yes, too stressful for a Friday afternoon. These people make me want to puke.

  • Vincent Ricola

    Wow. Vox Day and Andrew Anglin sharing the same story space. It’s a virtual cornucopia of asshole faces.

  • ManchuCandidate

    I am Anglian!
    Worst Spartacus impression ever.

    • mancityRed6
      • Ωbjectifier

        My dad had one of those. Piece of junk that barely ran but I thought it was the coolest car on the block.

        • mancityRed6

          from what I’ve heard, that pretty much covers every British car until at least the ’70s or ’80s.
          except Rolls Royce, and some Land Rovers.

          • Ωbjectifier
          • mancityRed6

            the UK/Welsh ex got upset about the joke of how the British didn’t invent the computer ’cause they couldn’t figure out how to make it leak oil.

          • WotsAllThisThen

            At some point the Brits just gave up and said, “Fuck it, we’ll buy Fiats instead.”

          • mancityRed6

            that’s saying a lot
            dad had a ’67 Triumph Spitfire, bought brand new in Kansas.
            when it started going bad they talked to some people in KC.
            one guy had an extra engine and two extra transmissions, just in case.

  • Angela Ruzzo

    What an ugly SOB. He looks like someone with secondary syphylis.

    • mancityRed6

      don’t judge on looks, I’m partial to short hair.
      judge by what he believes in.

  • WotsAllThisThen

    I blame the Jews for delicious pastrami sandwiches, which are the bane of my waistline.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      And the degenerate seeded rye bread, with the decadent kraut and Russian dressing… now I’m hungry, damn you.

      • leemoder

        Take one package of hot sausage; mix in one bag of kraut…one BAG, mind you…put it in a crock pot for about 5-6 hours at low setting. Enjoy…and keep your bathroom close by.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    We are covering very negative content, generally, but still as much effort as possible should be put into presenting a positive message.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d54e405d8a9a2c075fa087a6306ff1e319fede9869eb822488a9b4bc322fe1c9.jpg

    • WotsAllThisThen

      “When you told me to get motivational posters for the office, you really should have been more specific.”

      • Jonny On Maui

        despair dot com is the place…

        • Msgr_MΩment

          CanYouNaziTheBrightSide dot com

      • OneYieldRegular

        No, really, thanks, I actually don’t need to see the “Hang in there!” poster.

    • Internet Hitler

      Sounds like mein kampf counselor.

    • leemoder

      Octoberfest will do nicely, thank yew.

    • Always look on the bright side of life. *whistles*

  • laughingnome

    Can we blame the Jews for the jokes?

    • mancityRed6

      blame? credit?
      I would have jumped in front of a bullet for Mel Brooks.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      Which jokes?

    • Msgr_MΩment

      “Take my Chosen People. Please!”
      — YHWH

    • WotsAllThisThen

      I blame… The Aristocrats!

    • Werewolf

      Samantha Bee after the election:

      “And don’t say the jokes will write themselves! Jokes don’t write themselves-Jews write jokes, and they’re scared shitless!”

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    The style guide also tells writers posing as Anglin to remain POSITIVE.

    Way to give optimism a bad name, asshole…

    https://lifeofaskeptic.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/positive_141.jpg?w=656

    • whitroth

      Positive, yeah.

      Is that like, “Cheer up,” my friends said, “Things could be worse.” So I cheered up, and, sure enough, things got worse?

  • gallbladder

    As Hitler says in Mein Kampf, people will become confused and disheartened if they feel there are multiple enemies. As such, all enemies should be combined into one enemy, which is the Jews. This is pretty much objectively true anyway, but we want to leave out any and all nuance.

    You don’t say.

    • Wolf Tracker

      Then it grew to be anyone not a Nazi and anyone that speaks against Nazis and then anyone not in Hitler’s close circle until Hitler was all alone with Eva and some cyanide and a gun.

    • we want to leave out any and all nuance.

      He was clearly speaking to their strengths.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Women should be attacked, but there should always be mention that if it wasn’t for the Jews, they would be acting normally.

    http://38.media.tumblr.com/3aed4cda1a6abdad233d61de41d6231d/tumblr_inline_ntpjbbuDZF1t4zdci_500.gif

    • Vincent Ricola

      Sincerely one of the stupidest things I’ve ever read. I couldn’t even find snark because it snarks itself.

    • To all those that fell out of the sad crapsack called “The Red Pill” feminism officially begins/is created with the founding of NOW. History isn’t their strong suit.

  • Internet Hitler

    Rush says stormers are fakenews.

    • whitroth

      Doesn’t that create a chain reaction that leads to an implosion? I mean, a purveyor of fake news saying that fake news are fake news…

      Capt’n! We’re hitting infinite recursion! The ship canna take much more!

      • “Just two more interations, Scotty!”
        “Just three more interations, Scotty!”
        “Just four more interations, Scotty!”
        “Just…”

  • Panika MCD

    just from the anti-vaxxing stuff and this I have so many questions:

    Because female independence is strongly correlated with a whole host of social ills. Using the utilitarian metric favored by most atheists, a few acid-burned faces is a small price to pay for lasting marriages, stable families, legitimate children, low levels of debt, strong currencies, affordable housing, homogenous populations, low levels of crime, and demographic stability.

    what if you accidentally acid-burn the faces of women who are married and it destabilizes both their family and their marriage?

    I thought we’d gotten rid of the whole “too legit-/illegit-2quit” thing when it came to children because: children are either real or they are fetuses.

    I’d like to see their credit rating before they talk about debt.

    they don’t trade in a strong currency. they trade in an exaggerated currency–which destabilizes markets.

    since when have they cared about affordable housing? I thought they lumped that in with messing with property values in their neighborhood by having a house that’s the wrong shade of beige.

    didn’t they mean “homophobic populations”?

    it’s amazing how much the crime rate goes down when you don’t think that people with more melanin are a danger to you. ain’t it? love, non-racists

    what is demographic stability? women are the majority and yet everything is our fault even though we only represent 19% of elected officials…I don’t understand.

    how are you supposed to keep a family stable when the kids keep dying of whooping cough and rabies?

    • mancityRed6

      his paragraph is chock full of nonsense, I just blew it off and continued on.
      good breakdown.
      also: “messing with property values in their neighborhood by having a house that’s the wrong shade of beige.”
      you pretty much described Johnson County, Kansas. a place where it was joked that they wouldn’t let a White Castle in unless it was beige.

      • weighmaster

        Mr. Master is from Shawnee, once during an argument an ex of his called him a Johnson County rich boy, so he called her Wyandotte County white trash, then she hit him in the face with a ceramic mug of coffee.

        • mancityRed6

          I’m not saying she was right to do so, but yeah, that is KC on the Kansas side in a nutshell.
          the old joke was: what do Johnson County wives make for dinner?
          reservations.

          • weighmaster

            Lol, he was very young then and has learned much better communication skills over the ensuing decades.

      • Panika MCD

        White Castle is a crime anyhow, though.

        • mancityRed6

          and Krystal. steamed anything is just an abomination.
          except rice.

    • Moebym of the Returners

      Natural selection. If disease kills a child, that child was weak, anyway.

      I don’t doubt that that’s how they think.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    What should be completely avoided is the sometimes mentioned idea that “even if we got rid of the Jews we would still have all these other problems.” The Jews should always be the beginning and the end of every problem, from poverty to poor family dynamics to war to the destruction of the rainforest….

    And don’t even get me started on the problems with the Steelers’ secondary!

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bc979658b834a0dba3ac74b0eb8fee645decfe52444456b96f3e40f65d5f4f07.gif

    • leemoder

      The Steelers’ secondary has been a problem since before I was born.

      • WotsAllThisThen

        The Steelers have had this problem since at least 1500 BCE.

        • proudgrampa

          Was that when they lost to the Plague of Locusts?

  • C4TWOMAN


    However, Vox Day — another right-wing internet crank — says he has evidence that multiple people have been writing on the Daily Stormer *as* Anglin, and claims to have obtained the official Andrew Anglin style guide.

    Sounds like a new bullshit angle to obscure Anglin’s responsibility for running a Nazi website/internet mob hub.

    They’re cribbing notes from the Ron Paul Newsletter fiasco….where laughably Paultards suggested Ron Paul either had no idea of their racist, homophobic content, or someone ghost wrote them, or both. All while Ron Paul and family made millions off them for YEARS.
    So, yeah, WHATEVER.

  • Ms.MLG on Maui

    Yes. Now I see. It’s so clear. Blaming Jews and disfiguring women will absolutely fix everything. Real problems finally get solved when we sit down, shut up, and allow men like these to unleash the full potential of their amazing logical brains.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      I know! It’s amazing how much trouble they could get us all out of, if we’d just shut up forever and let them run everything. Their logic against “intractable” problems like hurricanes and earthquakes – why, how could we have missed the obvious idea that we should just throw acid at the hurricane, or ban children’s bouncy houses in earthquake-prone areas? #sciencefact

  • WomanInThePersistence

    I got about a third of the way through this, and realized that I just can’t with this. Thank you Robyn, for being one brave person.

  • Mr. Lambert

    OT, but kudos to Wonkette! Dan Abrams’ Mediate is covering Jennifer’s story about Tomi Lahren’s great great grandfather.

    • jesterpunk

      That and raw story covering it explains the trolls in that story.

      • Mr. Lambert

        I can’t afford to donate to Wonkette right now, but I can certainly send visitors this way to increase ad revenue.

        • jesterpunk

          There are no ads here.

          • Mr. Lambert

            Oh for gosh, darn darn.

          • Nigel R. Toppinglift, III

            Save that for Mr. Sinalinlin…

        • WomanInThePersistence

          Can you encourage your nice friends to come by?

    • WomanInThePersistence

      Oh fuck. Batten down the hatches, people.

      • Mr. Lambert

        Yeah, but think about how good Sunday’s banned commenters article will be.

        • WomanInThePersistence

          It’s delightful what a little ray of sunshine you are.

          • Mr. Lambert

            Always look on the bright side of life…do do, do do do do do doo!

          • WomanInThePersistence

            You made me do this.

            https://youtu.be/-ECUtkv2qV8

          • Mr. Lambert

            I love you for that.

      • Gayer Than Thou

        I think we oughta find a way to monetize trolls. Like, they get a shadow post to which they can post anything they like for fifty cents a post.

    • Vincent Ricola

      This is great news for John McCain!

      And Wonkette for kicking ass and taking names when it comes to these jerk-offs and their hypocrisy.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      That explains the influx of trolls to that piece, then.

    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      Showed up on the Daily Kos email-letter as well.

  • beingreleased

    Listening to the Rocky Horror soundtrack for the first time in at least 20 years. Not going to lie – I’m enjoying it completely. I never enjoyed the movie, but the soundtrack is great.

    • Vincent Ricola

      Secret – I listen to it all the time and scare my dog with my terrible time warp dance.

      • beingreleased

        I’m thinking of scaring my kids with the Time Warp. I suspect my wife will join in (although such things are not discussed in happy couples).

    • Ms.MLG on Maui

      All it takes is someone to say the name Eddie, and the song with the same name is stuck in my head for daaaaaays.

      • Ωbjectifier

        I’m the same way with Janet, dammit!

        • Résistance Land Shark Ω

          “Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a me, I want to be dirty!”

    • Ωbjectifier

      Hot patootie
      Bless my soul
      I really love
      That rock and roll

    • proudgrampa

      WE WANT LIPS!

    • jesterpunk

      Rocky Horror is one of those movies you have to see in theaters with groups of people. Audience participation is what makes it more fun.

      • WomanInThePersistence

        And now I want toast.

    • Swampgas_Man

      I heard the soundtrack before I saw the movie, and it’s legit great rocknroll. Somehow, even seeing it in herds, I never got into the movie.

  • Vincent Ricola

    These coal miners who are worrying themselves sick about their economic futures can really be dicks sometimes.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Again with the Jews. Sheesh these people!

  • jesterpunk

    The same deal with women. Women should be attacked, but there should always be mention that if it wasn’t for the Jews, they would be acting normally.

    Does that include their moms who let them live in the basement for free?

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      Pffft. Silly banana. Moms aren’t women to these asshats. They’re moms!

  • I must admit it my fellow Wonkers….I am Andrew Anglin

    Yes, I know.

    I blame drinking too much white-out as a child.

    • whitroth

      You’re Anglin for trouble….

      • puredog

        anglin for a wranglin. . .

    • gallbladder

      I always thought it was drinking too much generic cough syrup that would lead to virulent anti-Semitic tendencies.

    • Pilotshark

      dam if only Bette never invent that stuff.

      but i see you can crap corrections on paper quickly now i bet.

    • WotsAllThisThen

      Also as an adult.

    • IdRatherBeDancing

      You can drink it? I only huffed white out. But it did not make me white.

    • Jgb979

      Gotta step up your game to drinking bleach as an adult

      • Bad Tom

        The real rotgut.

  • whitroth

    But wait, there’s more!

    I’m in active sf fandom, and can tell you more about Vox Turd: for one, he’s not in the US, because a) he set up Castiglia House, his publishing company, in Finland, as a tax dodge for the US, and b) the IRS would really like to talk to him about tax fraud.

    ‘Net history: before there was a Web, there was the ‘Net. And still is. The big thing on the ‘Net before the Web was usenet. Back when I got on, in late ’91, there were something like 900+ newsgroups (think bbs, or a blog that people posted to). Some were moderated, others not.

    There were a group of assholes, college students with too much time on their hands (back then, only gov, mil, research, and university people had ‘Net access), started in the newsgroup alt.syntax.tactical, and would make outragous or nasty crossposts (think of posting the same thing to here, and to a pro-Trump blog, and an antiabortion blog, and everyone in all the blogs could see and respond, and the responses would go to *all* the blogs), and did crap to literally try to destroy the community in the newsgroups.

    Yeah, well, that’s Faux Day, and what he tried to do to sf fandom, and the biggest award in SF&F, the Hugo Award. And that’s what the puppies were all about, more all-wrong losers.

    • WotsAllThisThen

      OMG I forgot all about that crosspost stuff. It was like the prototype for 4chan.

    • Résistance Land Shark Ω

      Yeah … I remember those turds now. Been a while since I thought about NNTP and alt.*

      • WotsAllThisThen

        I have noticed alt.wesley.crusher.die.die.die has been fairly quiet lately.

        • Villago Delenda Est

          Also too alt.major.kira.hot.hot.hot

    • OppressedMass

      Usenet was kind of great, before it got all infested with assholes

      • Arolpin

        And then it was great again once they had good threaded Usenet readers with kill files. I miss Thunderbolt. And alt.drunken.bastards

  • NastyBossetti

    Surely, nothing could be more essential to lasting marriages and family stability than throwing acid in women’s faces. That will make them want to hitch their cart to a man – any man – forever and ever!

    • Parakeetist

      The fuck is wrong with these people?

      • WomanInThePersistence

        I have no idea.

      • george lastrapes

        Were they picked on too much in high school, or not enough?

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        How much time do you have?

    • WotsAllThisThen

      The real solution is mandatory Twilight Zone Eye of the Beholder type plastic surgery for everyone. No acid required!

    • ariel_gee_398

      Is the theory is that you lure them in by acting normal, then scar them so they’re too uggo for anyone else to love? Flawless logic, men.

    • LeftyProud

      Well, that IS the only way they can get a wife.

    • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

      I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had to throw acid in someone’s face for the good of society.

      Law and order really functions at it’s tip-top best with acid-flinging vigilante sociopaths burning people’s faces whenever they perceive a sin has occurred.

      • NastyBossetti

        Truly, you are doing the lord’s work.

  • whitroth

    Btw, see! I’m not *really* white, since all my grandparents were Jewish….

  • ariel_gee_398

    If that poor Nazi can’t afford a shirt, the social safety net should provide him one. Please. Just not brown.

  • Wolf Tracker

    Irma landfall Florida coast (Homestead) Sunday 8Am 145 mph.

    That is cat 4 and could go back to cat 5 when it hits warm coast water.

    That is they say a 100% probable course per CNN

    • JohnBull

      I wonder if CNN’s interviewing climate deniers for balance.

      • Résistance Land Shark Ω

        “Both sides do it!”

      • Wolf Tracker

        Not hearing the deniers much today and I guess Rush making a bullshit excuse to bug out of his mansion has dampened their mood but I am sure they will be back after all the damage is done with some conspiracy blaming Dems or maybe NK.

        • Villago Delenda Est

          According to Scott Pruitt, now is not the time to discuss climate change.

          • Wolf Tracker

            Right- how dare we talk about that while it is happening!

          • ariel_gee_398

            That line works for shootings and gun control, why not trot it out here?

  • IdRatherBeDancing

    Are Nazis anti-dermatologists? Evidence seems to say yes. I’ll take my answers over here ——>

    • Parakeetist

      Yeah, his skin is weird. It’s like he’s shedding or something.

      • WomanInThePersistence

        O/T you doing okay?

        • Parakeetist

          Yes, so far we’re good. Thank you.

          • WomanInThePersistence

            Glad to hear it. Sorry to interrupt your snarking.

          • Parakeetist

            No problem! I shall dip into my stash of Bass Ale later.

    • WotsAllThisThen

      And anti-dentites!

    • proudgrampa

      Yes. It’s the bugs they’re descended from.

    • Jeffery Campbell

      Ugly is as evil does.

    • beingreleased

      They think dermatology is a branch of Judaism.

  • SayItWithWookies

    There is nothing profitable which can come of this. And this is the biggest site, so by attacking others who are wrong all we would be doing is giving them attention they wouldn’t otherwise have gotten.

    At least whoever this is admits they’re all wrong — as in, “the others who are as wrong as we are,” which is how that comes across.
    I wonder how the white supremacist followers take the idea that their leaders are deliberately distorting, lying, hiding their failures and papering over their intramural differences? Of course, if the Republican base doesn’t seem to mind that, the Nazis probably don’t either.

    • As long as it stokes their confirmation bias, it won’t matter. They’ll just claim it’s fake news.

  • Bitter Scribe

    How can it be a hoax when it sounds so true?

  • Crystalclear12

    Well, they sound. . . like they live in Topeka!

  • NotDarkYet

    Kinda like Zero Hedge … ?!

  • Parakeetist

    This Anglin asshole needs to be the first guest at my experimental prison colony on the Moon.

    • gallbladder

      Will Gingrich be warden?

      • Swampgas_Man

        Will oxygen be extra?

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Theodore Beale…another vile little shit who stretches the Commenting Rules for Radicals to an ice floe.

  • bettycat

    So it IS the Jews’ fault. Damn that sure simplifies everything.

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      Yup. It’s easy to remember for the simple of mind.

      • Nigel R. Toppinglift, III

        Isn’t it easier to just remember: “It’s someone else’s fault”?

    • Rebel Scum with permit

      So 19th century. It was 19th century even in the 20th century.

  • Jim QuinnX

    Huh. This seems oddly similar to the Sarah Huckabee style guide.

  • Randall Stephens

    Hey … you’re giving them the attention they want. I don’t understand this … by writing about them, you’re legitimizing them. Nobody with two firing synapses takes them seriously.

    • Wolf Tracker

      So…. what is your opinion about race and IQ and inter-marrying?

      • Randall Stephens

        Well …. I’m pretty sure there is scientific data on GENERAL differences in intelligence between different races. i.e. Asians and Jews TEND to outperform Whites … whites TEND to outperform Blacks and Hispanics ….

        Intermarrying? I couldn’t care less. We live in free society. To each their own.

        • WomanInThePersistence

          And congratulations! You just became somebody not worth listening to!

          • Randall Stephens

            Why is that?

          • Lance Thrustwell

            Well, the second opinion wasn’t so bad.

          • Randall Stephens

            It’s not my opinion. There is data to back it up. The differences are not large by any means, and narrowing all the time.

          • Lance Thrustwell

            Most IQ tests have, in fact, *not* revealed statistically significant patterns of difference in IQ across races. I’m speaking of IQ tests specifically, not general knowledge tests like the SATs. One outlier to this body of research is Murray & Herrnstein’s research, but their methods (and possible motives) are somewhat controversial in the field.

          • brucej

            ‘somewhat controversial’ what an innocent way of putting ‘most reputable researchers think they’re racist assholes who cherry-pick data to meet their “theories”‘

          • Lance Thrustwell

            I like to understate.

          • Randall Stephens

            I’m should also clarify something else. I don’t think the tests have been scrubbed of bias.

          • Rags

            Pure unadulterated horseshit. Also too, unevidenced assertions of this type are given the scorn they deserve. Like my first sentence.

          • There is no data to back that up.

          • WomanInThePersistence

            Please tell me you’re joking.

          • Lance Thrustwell

            That he doesn’t care about intermarriage?

          • WomanInThePersistence

            That’s fine. But saying that there’s some sort of scientific proof that different races have different levels of intelligence? Nope.

          • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

            The size of their heads! Or the lumps on them! Or wait, maybe it’s the nostrils? Ear size, that’s it! That’s the ticket! REAL SCIENTIFICAL FACKTZ!

          • Lance Thrustwell

            That’s, like nephrology, or phrenology, or Nerfology or sumthin.

          • WomanInThePersistence

            I was responding to you. And Disqus is having a day. As I said earlier, intermarriage is NBD. Claiming that people of different races have different levels of intelligence is an absolute deal-breaker for me. Because that’s simply bullshit. You are a smart person, who I’ve always liked. But that’s simply non-negociable.

          • Lance Thrustwell

            Oh, I don’t agree with that part of it at all! I’m just trying to cut him a little slack for now – compared to most trolls that come here, he’s downright nice. I think there might be hope for him.

          • WomanInThePersistence

            As you wish. Imho, that’s not the best call.

          • Lance Thrustwell
        • Rags
          • Randall Stephens

            Hey. I’m not closed off to new information….

          • Rags

            Please adjust snark filter.

        • There is actually scientific data and get this- there is no difference between the races when it comes to intelligence!

          • Randall Stephens

            We’re talking generalities, and small percentages of difference. Ever heard of the Bell Curve?

    • John Nace

      Sure, and when one is diagnosed with cancer, it’s best to ignore it so as not to give it the attention it seeks.

    • jesterpunk

      The POTUS did a hell of a job legitimizing them already.

      • What the hell do they have to accomplish before they stop being “fringe”?

        • jesterpunk

          Good question.

        • Mehmeisterjr

          Get elected President of the United States of America by a majority of -3 million?

    • Rebel Scum with permit

      I’m sure that similar opinions were expressed in the 1920’s

      • Randall Stephens

        This is not that. Not by any stretch of the imagination.

        • Mysterious Masked Wrestler

          I’m sure that similar dismissals were expressed in the 1920’s.

          • Only until the reds started shooting and starting a coup. Then they said “Maybe those blokes aren’t quite so bad after all”

    • Lance Thrustwell

      Oh hey it’s you. Two things: first – sometimes we mock assholes like this just because it’s fun and they deserve the mockery. Second – a surprising, and disheartening, number of people take guys like this at least somewhat seriously. Charleston is a good example of that.

    • WomanInThePersistence

      We’re mocking them. And their idiot supporters. How you find that to be legitimizing them is, well, odd.

      • Randall Stephens

        Personally, I think by paying attention to people like this, you’re breathing oxygen onto a failed ideology. Any flavor of racial supremacy is non-starter in my book.

    • brucej

      because ignoring Nazis worked out so well in the past.

      • Randall Stephens

        Today, we have a supply & demand problem with Nazi’s. Do they exist? Absolutely. Their numbers do not present anywhere near the same threat they did to Europe in the 20’s & 30’s….

        • Lance Thrustwell

          Everything starts somewhere. What we do here might not constitute the most efficacious ‘vigilance,’ but ignoring is not necessarily a good strategy.

          • LeftyProud

            I was going to say something similar. Nazis only had about 700 seats in 1927, and in 1933 Hitler was chancellor. But they kept the Communists out, ammi right? Any amount of them, even if they are fringe, is too many.

          • I’ll never understand people who seem to think Nazis sprung into existence with concentration camps fully operational.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      Well, you could always take a personal stand and not dignify the article with your attention.

      • Randall Stephens

        How’s that working for you?

        • Carpe Vagenda

          Remarkably well.

          • Randall Stephens

            Glad to hear it

          • Carpe Vagenda

            Nah, pretty sure you’re not. Your icon is that privileged libertarian cuckoo’s egg Tim Robbins. That suggests you’re as tiresome as your concern trolling.

    • SAAAAaaayyyyy….you know who else figured they should just ignore their nazi problem?

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    Erick son of Erick would join them but he prefers real goats over scapegoats.

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      You fuck ONE GOAT…

  • puredog

    Anglin looks a lot like Pepe.

  • Hardly Ideal

    Fuckin’ white supremacists, man.

    Such an unbelievably stupid thing to be so incredibly passionate about, and that’s coming from a guy who makes paper spaceships in his spare time.

    • Randall Stephens

      A group that people of all political persuasions can agree sucks

      • mancityRed6

        I guess they do, but the (R)s just seem to do it quietly. almost as an aside.

        • Randall Stephens

          I think some of them are probably genuinely perplexed at the idea of having to specifically denounce white supremacy. I guess … it goes without saying.

          • mancityRed6

            it’s puts them in a perilous position come election year.

          • ahughes798

            Yeah, it would suck to lose their Nazi base.

          • Yes. They are perplexed that they should denounce it when white supremacists, claiming they support them, are actively marching and chanting nazi slogans.
            So bewildering to have to go “Gee, I denounce that”

    • ahughes798

      Making paper spaceships is not stupid, it is cool! Mr. 798 builds models of spaceships and tanks and all manner of things, and corrects the errors in the kits as he builds them.

  • Jeffery Campbell

    Never was the word “style” more misused.

  • Jim QuinnX

    I don’t know how anyone who takes the briefest of looks at that ugly mug can deny we descended from apes. Clearly, guys like that just descended a little less.

    • WomanInThePersistence

      Apes libelz!

      • FukuiSanYesOta

        Really.

        • ahughes798

          The reason I don’t like apes and chimps is that they remind me too much of people.

    • Covfefe

      No. Not apes. Neanderthals. Literally. Something like 95% of Europeans have Neanderthal DNA.

      • Beanz&Berryz

        Technically, weren’t neanerthals and us homos evolved down two different hominid lines, rather than linearly one after the other? Or am I making that up? And either way, as different species, that whole no interspeciationing seems to have broken down… but maybe that’s another topic

        • brucej

          nope, you’re right, two lines. H neandertalensis is older, but H. sap and H neandertalensis co-existed for quite a while.

          We’re not sure about the DNA though; numerous studies have yielded contradictory results; largely because neandethal DNA is a wee bit hard to get in decent sample sizes…

          • Mehmeisterjr

            Wait, wait, I’ve seen how to get around this:

            Just follow the neanderthals into shopping malls, wait for them to order a soft drink and when they throw away the cup, fish it out of the trash, bag it and send it to the crime lab.

          • ahughes798

            And they interbred, also too.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        For some reason, Neanderthal porn just ain’t as popular as it was 50,000 years ago.

        • SDGeoff3

          Yes, but remember when it was a lot cheaper?

      • ahughes798

        Around 2.1% per person is the average. Some people have more Denisovan(sp).

    • WomanInThePersistence

      Australopithicines, actually.

  • Msgr_MΩment
    • mancityRed6

      I’ve always thought he was funny.
      I even watched that “dangerous game” themed movie.

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  • Scooby

    Why can’t mentally ill people be more like RP McMurphy and less like this guy?

    • AmazingProfessionalCrastinator

      Most of us are.

  • Swampgas_Man

    ALEX JONES is too mainstream for these guys?!

    • Mr. Lambert

      Well he’s a RINO.

      • mancityRed6

        according to some, Jones is literally a false flag.

        • Mr. Lambert

          Did you see the kid tell the Info Wars guy that he’s a fucking idiot and then flip him off the other day?

          • brucej

            Yes, I loved how ‘shocked’ the Infowars turd was at the ‘awful’ language coming from her.

          • mancityRed6

            yes
            and it was pretty good.
            but you just can’t waste your breath with these people. fly the bird on one hand and give ’em two fingers with the other
            and a bronx cheer if you’d like.

          • Carpe Vagenda

            The Info Wars guy apparently went on the air today and totally denied that the eleven year old pwned him.

          • SDGeoff3

            That came as a surprise! Totally unexpected. On Fox, no doubt?

  • brucej

    The actual grains of salt with which to take anything Vox Day says, with banana human for scale:

    http://www.stormchaser.ca/Caves/Naica/Naica_08.jpg

  • Crystalclear12

    Thank you for answering the what’s wrong with America question.

    Moving on.

  • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

    “Using the utilitarian metric favored by most gun-rights advocates, a few accidental deaths by handguns a small price to pay for gun freedom everywhere.”

    I don’t know about that argument being peculiar to atheists.

    • Jim QuinnX

      Heard it here first!

  • Jim QuinnX

    There was a solar storm that ‘sploded and is supposed to cause auroras tonight. We got a massive flood, followed by three (3) more hurricanes. Plus a deadly earthquake. All this two weeks after the sun was blocked out in the sky.

    The apocalypse is soooo last year.

    • WomanInThePersistence

      You forgot the fires.

      • ahughes798

        And the floods in Bangladesh.

    • ahughes798

      I saw the auroras night before last. Very faint, because of light pollution, but still worth the getting et up by mosquitoes.

  • All I know is that is the face of white supremacy, and it shows exactly why whites are not supreme.

  • Thiazin Red

    I’m glad those dickholes have mostly gotten bored with trying to game the Hugos. There was barely any of their nonsense this year.

  • DesertedPictures

    Something I never really got about these white master race types.. according to them whites are superior and Jews are inferior, right? How can they simultaniously believe Jews control everything? How could people that are inferior do this? (And that’s not to mention the ‘strong white blood’ that apparently is less important than the dna of ‘lesser races’ when a child is conceived…)

    • Nockular cavity

      It all makes more sense if you realize: these people are really fucking stupid.

      • DesertedPictures

        Should have thought of that… it explains everything!

      • JustDon’tSayDignity

        ding ding ding ding ding!!

      • Finnibar87

        What’s a few acid scarred faces when it ain’t your face, after all?

      • The Flaming Carrot

        It makes more sense if you realize that Teddy Beale writes about faeries.

      • ahughes798

        But it’s a really malicious kind of stupidity…it’s stupidity on purpose. And for the kids raised in these households, it’s all they’ve ever known.

    • Thiazin Red

      I wondered that too. Jews are the all powerful manipulators of civilization, but also inferior.

      Sort of like how Obama could be a tyranical dictator, but also so weak he couldn’t do anything. Or how immigrants are both lazy drains on society and also taking all the jobs.

      • Edith Prickly

        Or how Hillary spent the presidential campaign dying of multiple terminal diseases while she was also doing Benghazi to all her enemies and ordering pizza

    • OrG

      Do NOT try to make sense of this. You can’t.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      I never quite got that either. They often call Jews ‘parasites’ – maybe they believe that through misguided tolerance and kindness, we’ve essentially handed them these reins of power? I’m just spitballing here – I never looked into it closely.

      • Randall Stephens

        I’ve never understood why Jewish people drew such scorn either….

        • LeftyProud

          They were nomadic, a few had lots of money, and not Christian. Edited to at TakingAmes said it better.

        • Edith Prickly

          Their continued existence made things difficult for the new belief system on the block.

          • Randall Stephens

            Which one?

          • Edith Prickly

            The emerging branches of the Catholic Church.

        • ahughes798

          The biggie is that they killed Christ! Even though the Romans actually killed Christ. Hardcore Nazis(and evangelical x-tians)don’t like Catholics, either.

    • TakingAmes

      I think it has something to do with the Jewish populations taking on things like money lending and mercantilism in the Middle Ages, when those professions were considered “unclean” by the ruling Christians. Of course, by taking on those professions, the Jews got all the money. Hence, you have the Jewish banking conspiracies of today. And as we all know, them that has the gold, makes the rules. Or something.

    • Christopher Story

      I torment the Nazis with this logic as well. Usually chases ’em out of my live stream chats.

    • Edith Prickly

      Consistency is not their strong point.

    • I suppose it’s similar to the rightwingers who believe that liberals are limp-wristed pussies and that they need assault rifles to protect themselves from us.

    • The Flaming Carrot

      What I love is that Jews are simultaneously Bolsheviks and master capitalists.

    • The Flaming Carrot

      Once, I blundered into the comment section of a Dunning-Krueger article that, for some reason, had attracted lots of Nazi Netizens. They were tying themselves up in knots trying to figure out whether their Y-DNA (naturally being that of the Master Race) was Scandinavian or Western European. The 2 types were separated by something like 50,000 years, and the Scandinavian type was rather closely connected to the type that is common in the Middle East. I think at some point they just sneeringly proclaimed that the research was fixed by Communists or Jews or something.

      • BearDeLaOursistance

        If all that MasterDebating eats up all their spare time and keeps them from organizing pogroms or running for office… then I’m all for it.

  • Kiri the Unicorn

    “So is this alleged “style guide” real? Does Andrew Anglin even exist? Is contemplating these questions too stressful for your Friday? Eh, fuck it.”

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4f65d1da39d3603e49e4e73ad24a40a3999fdc5799300fbf9e0d85216b5e9228.gif

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/981d4200719011823f5a6829486b8f91/tumblr_mtyymiPeZH1rhp4nco1_500.gif

  • Finnibar87

    These boys are fixin’ to collapse in a yuuge, dusty pile of derp after battling endlessly with each other.

  • Some of the tech podcasts I follow have gotten themselves worked up into a fit of the vapors over how the Daily Stormer has gone onto “the dark net”. “Maybe corporations shouldn’t be deciding whose free speech to air,” they say, “because next they may take away yours.” Which…yeah, that’s always been a possibility. But unless your speech is so repellent that it’s costing them more revenue than you’re worth, they aren’t going to. It’s eye-rolling watching “even-handed” liberal pundits tossing out slippery slope arguments while equating exterminationist rhetoric with…well, they won’t actually say what terrible equivalent form of expression their audience is indulging in that they foresee the corporations shutting down.

  • BearDeLaOursistance

    Caught in a landslide / No escape from the choking, sludgy CUYAHOGA RIVER MUD VOTES…

    • Invisible Bunyip

      Cuyahoga River libellz! Just ’cause it caught fire a few times… (true fact)

      • ahughes798

        That was a long time ago…in the ’60’s, I think. With Trumps destruction of the Clean Water Act, it could happen again, though! Good times!

        • Invisible Bunyip

          60s, yes. I was there. Born in Akron, which I can never say, even in my head, without adding “The Rubber Tire Capital of the World”.

          • ahughes798

            I think the same thing, too! Is Akron still the Rubber Tire Capital of the World?

      • SpideySenser

        There’s a red moon rising
        On the Cuyahoga River
        Rolling into Cleveland to the lake

        There’s a red moon rising
        On the Cuyahoga River
        Rolling into Cleveland to the lake

        There’s an oil barge winding
        Down the Cuyahoga River
        Rolling into Cleveland to the lake

        There’s an oil barge winding
        Down the Cuyahoga River
        Rolling into Cleveland to the lake

        Cleveland, city of light, city of magic
        Cleveland, city of light, you’re calling me
        Cleveland, even now I can remember
        ‘Cause the Cuyahoga River
        Goes smokin’ through my dreams

        Burn on, big river, burn on
        Burn on, big river, burn on
        Now the Lord can make you tumble
        And the Lord can make you turn
        And the Lord can make you overflow
        But the Lord can’t make you burn

        Burn on, big river, burn on
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  • natoslug

    I suppose the commenting rules for radicals preclude me from suggesting Vox “Teddy Bile” Day and his Master(batin’) Race followers find a cozy bunker to re-enact Hitler’s last moments.

  • natoslug

    Blinded by the white/rancid & useless douche/another Nazi on the right . . .

    • Robyn Ryan

      They went down, but they never got laid…

  • Mysterious Masked Wrestler

    It sounds fake to me, like a disguised exposé or subtle satire. Would he be so honest about his own bullshit? Is he really that self-aware? It’s possible, of course, but I’d think no. Not that it matters all that much.

    • Yeah, it sounds fake not in the sense that they don’t do that stuff, but in the sense that they probably aren’t so cynically conscious of it.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        Yeah, VD probably wrote it. He probably monologues when he jerks off, which is more or less what he’s doing here.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      It’s important to keep in mind that VD is a legal exile, like so many of his less straightforward colleagues hiding at embassies and in Rio villas, and his rich daddy is in prison for trying to have the judge in his not paying taxes case murdered.

      Nothing he has to say is true.

      • The Flaming Carrot

        Oh, I didn’t know about the murder-for-hire part. I thought he was just convicted of tax fraud. Thanks for this.

        I giggled when I found out his real name was Theodore. That meant that I could call him “The Beav.”

        • bbayliss

          “Hey Eddie, stop givin’ me the business.”

        • BearDeLaOursistance

          Or Berlin Wally. And if he comes back Stateside and gets involved in gerrymandering, he’ll be a Ward Cleaver.

  • Hitler’s speech writer was the first grammar Nazi.

  • Ergoetal

    “So no blaming Enlightenment though, pathological altruism, technology/urbanization, etc….”

    Sorry pops. I still blame Enlightenment though.

    • RMKH

      Things were so much better before that Frank Bacon guy. Who doesn’t miss the plague, the Inquisition, and all the other benefits of the ignorant life?

  • Susan

    This is so very “onion.”

    • Thorn Spike

      Oh, The Onion just can’t keep up with the crazy anymore. And we learned yesterday that “Veep” is calling it quits for the same reason.

      • Walter Wellstone

        What? No more Veep? WTF?

        • Randall Stephens

          Season 7 will be the last

      • Vel Venturi

        Watching Veep makes me think “These ‘scandals’ seem so quaint now.”

  • RMKH

    “Pathological altruism” – I love it. I have been donating small amounts to the Red Cross for hurricane relief, I’m a decent if not extravagant tipper, and I’ve even kicked a few ameros to Wonkette on occasion. Does that make me pathological?

    • SDGeoff3

      Only if you support the National Parks.

      • RMKH

        Guilty as charged. Or at least the National Parks Conservation Association.

        • SDGeoff3

          Then you are truly a monster. Not in all capital letters, mind you. You must never wish for that here.
          For there is but one way to achieve capital letter monsterhood.

          • Invisible Bunyip

            Ssssh! The clams are listening.

          • SDGeoff3

            Oh shit.

    • BearDeLaOursistance

      Yes, as your path is quite logical.

  • Robyn Ryan

    So if we all agree whiny white men are the problem we can direct public angst and fear at snotty white men.
    This has many advantages, since they are instantly identifiable by skin color and often, gender markers. (The morbidly obese can be tough.)
    For further directions, check the DS.

  • Vagenda and Pee-ara

    Pssst…hey idiots, that racist moron you elected has a very bagel-y daughter, if you know what I mean. His son in law and grandchildren are also Jews, so maybe you should just stick with blaming the browns for all the troubles in the world.

  • Royal Ugly Globalist Dude
  • peteywheats

    Real Americans kill Nazis.

    • Zombishroom

      with votes.

    • Royal Ugly Globalist Dude

      No, we hold them up to ridicule.

      • ahughes798

        We killed a fuck-ton of them in WWll. They deserved it. Solved the problem…for a little while. Thing is, is that you can’t kill an idea. We still haven’t figured out how to deal with that issue.

      • peteywheats

        Greatest generation had a different approach.

  • Ricky Gay

    Time to dig out my copy of Falling Down again.

  • JMP

    Andrew Aglin is obviously a Voltron of hate, formed when multiple white supremacists join together into one giant Nazi and try to stomp their enemies.

  • Walter Wellstone

    That’s the gist of their message? Wow! That’s some middle school-paper grade propaganda. One has to be pretty fucking stupid to fall for this bullshit. The sad part is that there are motherfuckers out there who are stupid enough to fall for this shit.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      it says a lot about Anglin (and our society) that he was a Chomskyite until he got out of his flyover hell of origin and discovered that he could offend more people by being a nazi than by being a liberal.

      • Walter Wellstone

        It does say that Anglin is a loser who would do anything to compensate for his own inadequacy and his obviously deeply ingrained insecurities, including inciting violence against people who have done nothing to him.

      • ahughes798

        AGAIN, “Flyover” land is not all a hell full of stupid rubes. Ever been to Chicago? Lots of areas in California are conservative as hell.

        • nightmoth

          The most racist and right-wing (to my knowledge) cousin I ever had migrated from N. Carolina to Hemet, California, and was happy there.

  • IdiotsforPalin

    Hey ladies…….

  • Red Bird

    It doesn’t matter if he is or isn’t real. Just as long as the garbage he pushes doesn’t spread. I hope the people in Nicaragua know who he is. I’m sure he thinks that’s a good hiding place for a white man with money.

  • PigDootsMolloy

    Elie Wiesel
    The World’s Most Durable Ideology
    VTR Date: May 6, 2007

    http://www.thirteen.org/openmind-archive/civil-rights/the-worlds-most-durable-ideology/

  • Red Bird

    Where’s Dok and his ban hammer when you need him?

  • PigDootsMolloy

    Archive of interviews with Elie Wiesel-29 in total.

    http://www.thirteen.org/openmind-archive/guest/wiesel-elie/

  • Those perfidious Jews, eradicating polio and formulating the theory of general relativity…

    • amrak63

      Not to mention that carpenter-turned-rabbi who went around preaching justice and mercy and sharing wealth and treating women as equals and generally sneaking subversive Jewish values into Western culture…

      Seriously, the only time in my life I held what could be called right-wing views was during part of the nine years of my life that I was agnostic. (“part of” because I outgrew Randroidism before I returned to my church.)

      • ahughes798

        I always wondered how they managed the conflict in their minds that being Christian means being a follower of Christ, who was one o’ them dirty Joos?

        • Tokays_don’t_blink

          That’s where Buff Nordic Jesus enters the picture.

          • ahughes798

            I always wondered why Jesus was so anglo and so….hawt.

          • Tokays_don’t_blink

            I wish I had asked my Sunday School teacher that question! Probably wouldn’t have gone so well though.

  • TootsStansbury

    I’m sure ISIS recruiters are taking notes.

  • Damn. Nazis are confirming my confirmation bias of them in their own words even?
    I always figured they were scared shitless bragging dirtbags with no moral compass and less prospects for any sort of future, and look, I was not even a little off!

  • The Librarian

    It isn’t easy being a half Joo. I get all of the hatred and none of that pie of controlling everything under the sun. Unfair!!!1!!!

    • I agree. As a mutt myself, I demand that I get to pillage and loot and control part of the world and steal all the jerbs AND get my pie too.

      • The Librarian

        We need a plan….. :D

        • ahughes798

          Way back in the mists of time, my ancestors came from SE Asia. Due to migration northward through the last 10-15K years, I look completely N. European. I’m even blonde. I could infiltrate. So I would be happy to help the Joos by going all VC on the Nazi assholes.

          I could get DNA(not sperm, sorry!) of some of these leader type jerks(like Spencer and Cernovich and Milo) and see how “Aryan” they really are. That would be my plan.

          Remember that guy who wanted to buy a small town in the Midwest and turn it into a white paradise? And some First Nation grannies scared him away, temporarily? Turned out he was of 15% African heritage, and not Afrikaans(?), either. Oooops!

          • The Librarian

            That is an absolutely great plan. I curtesy to your awesomeness. :)

          • ahughes798

            Thanks. Now we have to figure out how to get that DNA w/o bespoiling ourselves.

          • Invisible Bunyip

            Train dogs and cats to bite, then carefully clean their teeth wih cotton swabs and place the resulting evidence in a test tube. Then post to a pathology lab.

          • ahughes798

            Brilliant!

          • Invisible Bunyip

            I suddenly realised this is ambiguous. I want the animals to do the cleaning and posting themselves as well as the biting, so they can act independently. Send them out with little path kits.

          • ahughes798

            If only they had thumbs…..wait, maybe not.

          • Bad Tom

            There may be delays with this new protocol.

  • tehbaddr

    The Horror, the horror,,,

  • Mavenmaven

    If there’s more than one Anglin, it just means there’s a bigger pile of the same fetid s**t.

  • NotALiar
    • george lastrapes

      The man. The myth. The meh. Cernovich!

      • La Cieca

        The meth, you mean

    • Tokays_don’t_blink

      Look at the bright side: 99.9% of these tacky things are most likely languishing in shipping crates in Hong Kong and will never see daylight.

  • Bobbythecat

    Beale and Anglin are above all, like Bill White and Matt Hale before them, egoists of the highest order. They adopted the most outrageous rhetoric to gain noteriety and now believe thier own warped press. Like Hale and White, their own actions and words will be thier undoing. Too bad that clown car will maim a few people before hitting the wall.

  • Blender_415

    If it’s not legit (I’m pretty skeptical about that), it’s some damn fine trolling.

  • handyhippie65

    so, he’s shroedinger’s nazi?

  • amrak63

    So Pox Day approves of acid-throwers?

    If I die before he does, I would love to see his face if he found, upon his arrival, that this was his judge:

    https://i.imgur.com/6GoJnuU.jpg

    • phoenix00

      ….. Madoka? Has Kyubey gone too far with you?

      • ahughes798

        I would hope he would face someone who looks more like a Sumo wrestler, and not by a fap-inducing manga whooore.

        • phoenix00

          Libelz!!

          (wait, manga whores are skinny weaklings like me, so yeah bring on the sumo wrestlers!)

      • amrak63

        It could be worse. Pox Day’s judge might be Rod Serling.

  • amrak63

    Speaking of acid, maybe Pox Day took the brown acid years ago, and that explains him?

  • Alternative Dog

    Even if this isn’t legit, it’s actually a pretty good explanation of how The Daily Stormer and other sites like this operate.

    It’s also a pretty good explanation of how ISIS and other terrorist organizations operate.

    • BigJimSlade

      Check out some of Antifa, BlackBlock and It’s Going Down sites.
      Same darn thing…

      • Regret

        links?
        No links?
        :(
        I wish people would source their claims more often.

        • sgt. jmk of the résistance

          You don’t want LittleJim to source his claims, considering he pulled them out of his ass.

  • Zyxomma

    Robyn, I love your writing, but I can’t read this now. Too close to bedtime, and I’m feeling too good.

  • Moar Wordz

    That face….and then the stupidity

  • Vacuous Virgina

    Is the thought of a unicorn a real thought? 👻

  • Viktor

    Can’t they just get along?

  • ahughes798
  • “it belongs to the great leader to make even enemies far removed from
    one another seem to belong to a single category, because in weak and
    uncertain characters the knowledge of having different enemies can only
    too readily lead to the beginning of doubt in their own right.” – Mein Kampf

  • Petunia Cat

    I haven’t read this yet but I see from the headline that somebody besides me has Bohemian Rhapsody stuck in their head. I keep unconsciously replaying the Colbert version. 🤣

  • Lyly Sirivong

    Let’s apply his prime directive in reverse. Blame Nazis and white supremacists for everything.

    • BigJimSlade

      “Blame Nazis and white supremacists for everything.”

      After losing the last presidential campaign with the whole “blame deplorables and say ‘Russia’ a lot” message, I’m sure that will win over a lot of hearts and minds. Angry regressives trying to endlessly conflate conservatism with “nazis” and white supremacism is only driving more and more people away from the intolerant and irrational left.

      • Bad Tom

        Your Flip Script isn’t really working.

      • Lyly Sirivong

        When did I ever conflate conservatism and nazis ? I was just trying to emphasize how stupid “Blame the jews for everything” is. And judging by the article above, this guy is not a conservative but an actual nazi.

      • ElDooderino

        I couldn’t care less about your heart and (non-exsistent) mind, snowflake. Go fùck yourself, nazi dipshit.

      • sgt. jmk of the résistance

        Hehehehee yeah, none of that is actually factual.

        I know it gives you a thrill to think you’re really stickin’ it to the libtards…I hate to break it to you, LittleJim, but you really aren’t.

  • Cruelnunusual

    I hope this site is found guilty of wrongthink and is shut down.

    • amrak63

      I checked this character’s posts. He seems to be the real thing, not one of us snarking.

      https://i.imgur.com/PgvmLDk.jpg

    • ElDooderino

      Or…you could just go fùck yourself.

      • Cruelnunusual

        Or…we could just throw your speech down the Memory Hole. Yes, let’s do that, since you hate Free Speech so much.

        • ElDooderino

          Go fuck yourself. Then, eat shit and die, nazi turd.

          • Cruelnunusual

            SILENCE. OBEY YOUR MASTERS. NO TALKING!

          • ElDooderino

            Go fuck yourself. Then, eat shit and die, nazi turd-sucking quisling. I’ll post to you any damn time I please and you’ll like it, dipshit.

    • Mike Steele

      Try as you might, the universe is comprised of only two sorts of people – those who ‘get it” and those who don’t. This site is comprised of those who do. We have all read 1984, and a host of other books of which you are unaware. There is no such thing as ‘wrongthink’, and it cannot be shut down. Over and out.

      • Cruelnunusual

        I’m sorry, I can’t hear you. Your speech has been tossed down the Memory Hole.

    • doktorzoom

      Funny. You have been found guilty of dumbthink and will be sent to the forgettable hole.

      — Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

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  • bubbuhh
    • The-Timbuktutu

      Like a cross between Gollum and Hannibal Lector!

    • george lastrapes

      Love child of Mr. Blobfish- and WHAT?

    • His chlorophyll pigmentation is an obvious Nazi genetic adaptation that should give him and his progeny a survival advantage over most of us lesser beings (or, as Nazi’s would call us: furnace fuel).

  • H0mer0

    so butt hurt rules the far right wing. I’m shocked.

    • amrak63

      The bully and the whiner are two faces of the same (counterfeit) coin.

      • disdain

        Yeah sorta like dirty Muslims complaining about persecution 24/7.

  • nightmoth

    That idiot Alex Jones is a Joo lover and Nazis don’t like him? Ow! I haz a headache.

  • BigJimSlade

    The last paragraph is sort of funny, with a few changes it reads just the same;

    “Even if this isn’t legit, it’s actually a
    pretty good explanation of how Wonkette and other sites like
    this operate. The focus on “positivity” and celebration of perceived
    “wins” with “extreme exaggeration” is a defining characteristic of many
    other online leftist-centered communities as well. Creating a never-ending
    hate party is apparently an easy way to lure in susceptible followers,
    and these people are far more manipulative than we give them credit for.
    They know exactly how to lure in angry liberals who are
    frustrated by having to live in a world where they don’t make all the
    rules anymore, because, well, they are also angry liberals and they
    know what they want.”

    Looking at it that way, you can see why young impressionable regressives have become so hateful, angry and violent. Rely on hate speech and all you have is a bunch of intolerant people screaming “NAZI!” over and over.

    • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

      nah.

    • YayConspiracy

      Why don’t you look up ‘false equivalence’.

      • La Cieca

        Because he can’t read?

    • ElDooderino

      Or, you could look at it this way…go fùck yourself.

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      SadJimSlade is sad.

      Buhbye, asshat!!

    • Mike Steele

      “young impressionable regressives” = underemployed, un-literate, underachievers with an inflated sense of entitlement, living at home, still covered under parents’ healthcare who, instead of studying history, incessantly repeat memes driven into their feeble minds by self-aggrandizing anarchists. LAME! BETA! fuckin’ LOSERS!

  • kfreed

    Don’t be stupid. Yes, Andrew Anglin is an actual Nazi person. SPLC’s profile on him: https://www.splcenter.org/fighting-hate/extremist-files/individual/andrew-anglin

    His fellow Nazi, Vox Day, is trying to muddy the legsl waters by claiming that he doesn’t exist.

    Anglin is being sued by the Southern Poverty Law Center: “Andrew Anglin, proprietor of the Daily Stormer, continues to hide from an SPLC lawsuit filed on April 18” https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2017/06/06/andrew-anglin-raises-more-150000-still-hiding-splc-lawsuit

    Pro tip: never take the word of Nazis on anything.

  • Jo Mathie

    “Women should be attacked, but there should always be mention that if it wasn’t for the Jews, they would be acting normally.”
    I’m fairly sure that the normal reaction by women when faced with such an abhorrent excuse for a “man” is to mace him in the face.
    He’s a pick-up artist? I honestly cannot imagine the sheer self loathing you would have to have to even say hello to him. Rant over, but “ugh”.

  • MarkInCA

    Why would anyone want to be Andrew Anglin? Oh yeah…the deerrrrrpppp.

    Must never underestimate the derrrrppp…

  • george lastrapes

    This disturbing image of Anglin can mean one thing, and one thing only, and though I shudder to type it, the greater good demands it.
    He’s having SKYPE SEX.

  • Uncle Igor
  • Mike Steele

    IOW, Nazipalooza sez ‘love the one you’re with’. Not only are they manipulative and evil, they are totally w/o ideological core. Typical Bannon-esque ‘burn it down’ drama queen BS. In the arc of history, these slobs won’t even merit a marker.

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