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Dinesh D’Souza’s efforts to market his new book-shaped object, The Big Lie: Exposing the Nazi Roots of the American Left, continue apace, since apparently Costco won’t let him cover up all the other books in their stores with his sad tomestone. Today, D’Souza brings us a SHOCKING excerpt/essay at conspiracy-theory clearinghouse WorldNetDaily, headlined “THE SEX PERVERT AS ANTI-FASCIST,” in which he explains the Nazis were not abstemious prudes, but were in fact freaky sexual libertines, like hippies, all leftists, and the occasional rightwing president of a Christian college who has to “resign” for sexing some lady before he’s actually divorced his prior wife.

You see, D’Souza explains, leftists have spent a generation claiming that Nazis were sexually repressive and priggish, to make chastity and conservatism look bad by associating those values with Nazism. In reality, says D’Souza, the Nazis — and the Italian Fascists too — “were themselves sexually and stylistically bohemian. In style as well as in ideology, fascism and Nazism are phenomena of the political left.”

Yes, we know your head just exploded, but please, read on as braingoo drips from your ears. It turns out the entire notion that the Nazis were sexual squares derives from a single Marxist villain, philosopher Herbert Marcuse, who argued in his 1955 Eros and Civilization that America’s Puritan restrictions on sexuality, combined with free-market economics, were precursors to fascistic political tendencies, because Marcuse was a nasty libertine who wanted to destroy the American family:

Marcuse proclaimed that this “suppressed sexuality” was indicative of an emerging American fascism. Without being released, he wrote, it “manifests itself in the hideous forms so well known” including the “sadistic and masochistic orgies” of prison inmates and “concentration camp guards.” Marcuse’s mantra was: Away with all this. Liberate the libido. Let it all hang out. Marcuse termed what he was promoting as “polymorphous sexuality.”

D’Souza is awfully good at granting outsized credit for social and political evils to some guy most people (outside of grad school lit-crit classes) have never heard of. So he patiently explains to WND readers how Herbert Marcuse did the Sexual Revolution of the ’60s, with maybe some help from the Pill, weed, and rock-n-roll:

Marcuse’s celebration of outright perversion was a mantra that could not be more perfectly timed in the 1960s, when a generation of young activists became alienated from their parents, their preachers and the norms of their society. They were looking for a sex guru, and Marcuse became their apostle of sexual freedom […] What the children of the sexual revolution liked most about Marcuse was that he gave a lofty basis for their genital adventures. Basically, Marcuse made sexual bohemianism into a valiant expression of anti-fascism.

As for Dinesh D’Souzas’ own “genital adventures” that led to his being booted from a million-dollar job at Kings College for hotel adventures with his current wife before he’d actually divorced his previous spouse, you just shut up, he’s happily married and how dare you! Also, if there was any indiscretion, which there wasn’t, it was all feminism’s fault for destroying marriage.

So just as Saul Alinsky is the patron saint of modern progressives who’ve never read him, Herbert Marcuse single-handedly created the impression that Nazis were sexually repressed, when in reality they were Sex Perverts who diddled each other like leftist bunny-rabbits. And that’s exactly like the “rutting bohemians of the 1960s,” you see, who were duped by Marcuse. We assume every time D’Souza writes a line like “rutting bohemians of the 1960s,” he gets a sensual tingle in his brain’s anti-fucking centers, and gasps at his own audacity. Then he hums a bar of “Hitler Has Only Got One Ball” to calm down.

We learn, as if nobody had ever mentioned it before, that Hitler was a failed artist — bohemian!! — who lived in sin with his mistress, Eva Braun — so very bohemian — and also despised Christianity — bohemian AF! — all of which are things nobody knew about Hitler. Also, Himmler was an atheist who had a mistress, and far from being a “moral traditionalist,”

envisioned human breeding farms in which selected Aryan types would promiscuously breed with selected Aryan women to produce, in the words of historian Sarah Helm, “a constant supply of perfect Aryan children.”

You know, exactly like modern progressives! Or maybe the final scene of Dr. Strangelove, which as far as we know, nobody’s based a utopian commune upon.

Weirdly, D’Souza also keeps reminding us that top Nazis were fans of vegetarianism and natural foods, because obviously anyone who worries about their diet has fascistic tendencies, which are totally leftist, remember. Oh, yes, and they praised the idea of communing with nature, just like nasty lefty environmentalists, so there’s that, too.

Worst of all, the early ranks of the Brownshirts, or SA, were full of Ho-Mo-Sexual preverts, and never you mind that the Nazis did indeed round up gays and put them in concentration camps. D’Souza explains the oppression of gays by Nazis only came after Hitler reluctantly took action to decimate the SA — not because they were gay, because Hitler saw sexuality as a “private matter” (just like progressives!) — but because it was politically expedient, since the SA was becoming too powerful and Hitler wanted the police and army to have more power. And wouldn’t you know it, when Hitler showed up to arrest the leaders of the Brownshirts, they were all having a big gay orgy, which proves that gays are Nazis and Nazis are gays, or something, which is why to this day the Nazi purge is known as the “Night of the Long Butt Plugs.”

In conclusion, Hitler was a sex-positive leftist just like Democrats are, and it’s only a matter of time until leftists destroy us all with their commie preversion, and if that happens, we commie preverts are going to have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.

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  • La forza del resistino

    Does being ‘stylistically bohemian’ mean I can no longer decorate with Pier One purchases?

  • MasRioBravoHombre

    Cons worry about other people’s weiners and who-ha’s way more than normal folk do

  • Joe Beese
    • Joe Beese

      Gov. Greg Abbott of Texas said people needed to prepare for “a new and different normal for this entire region.”

      • Msgr_MΩment

        “Pull yourselves up by the bootstraps, people, and grow gills.”

      • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

        An Inconvenient Truth, you might say.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      More than 40″ of rain? Dayum.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Here in the Pacific NW it’s not unusual to have 60″ of rainfall.

        FOR A YEAR.

  • BreakingDeadMen

    Convicted Felon D’Nesh D’Souza kills any thought of a boner every time.

  • IdRatherBeDancing

    Cue –“This Asshole Again” bunny meme!

  • La forza del resistino

    Nazis were also fond of driving their VW microbuses long before Jerry Garcia was born.

    • Weißwurst Supreme

      Hmm, coincidence, or Hitler?

    • Msgr_MΩment

      That explains why I see so many of them with the “Got Gas?” sticker.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Gas, grass, or ass. No one rides free.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    the 1960s, when a generation of young activists became alienated from their parents, their preachers and the norms of their society. They were looking for a sex guru, and Marcuse became their apostle of sexual freedom

    You Baby Boomers can correct me if I am wrong, but I am pretty sure that advances in birth control had more to do with the sexual revolution than an obscure philosopher FFS…

    • Edith Prickly

      Helen Gurley Brown libelzz!

    • Villago Delenda Est

      There was a similar sexual revolution in the 20’s with the perfection of the diaphragm.

    • Lascauxcaveman

      I’m at the tail end of the baby boom, and though I’m quite well read, don’t recall hearing of this Marcuse fellow before today.

      I do remember the exact moment when my girlfriend (now wife) said, “Yes, I’m on the pill.”

      • cmd resistor

        I read a book in college, would have been around 1977. I sure would not characterize him as a sex guru. Although I do think I got some commie radical ideas from him.

      • Celtic_Gnome

        My girlfriend in college went on the pill as a birthday present.

    • We boomers also really liked sex and unprocessed plant intoxicants. Unlike, apparently, our parents.

      I had heard of Marcuse, since I was a philosophy major, but I don’t believe I’ve ever met anyone who admitted to reading him. The idea of our having to read anybody to think of sex is silly. And the claim that Nazis were generally approved of is a miserable lie, and if I ever get my hands on convicted felon D’souza I will offer him a, um, vote-based educational beat-down.

      Really wish we could post comments :(

      Peace and love, y’all. ☮

  • Oblios_Cap

    genital adventures

    Who the fuck even thinks up phrases like that? It’s a so-so band name. Maybe.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      People who don’t get any.

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      Now starring in the Tiki-Torch Lounge!….

    • Mehmeisterjr

      It could be the name of a company that organizes vacation tours for alt-righties.

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        Now you’ve done it – released the name of the company that arranges Rush Limpball’s Philipines tours.

  • Ωbjectifier

    Needz moar turgidity.

    • Oblios_Cap

      Maybe he’ll drop by.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    My Mom would never buy Man’s Story for me growing up.

  • toughsister

    How do you become rich while a complete lying piece-of-shit?
    Dinesh d’Souza!

  • exinkwretch

    Fun fact: D’ouchebag typed the entire manuscript of his “book” with one hand!

  • TJ Barke

    I really fucking hate this mendacious, intellectually dishonest, hypocritical, corrupt parasite.

  • BigCSouthside

    Strange. I don’t know any progressives marching with Nazi flags or rocking SS lighting bolts.

  • Oblios_Cap

    D’stupid D’asshole says what?

  • GoutMachine
    • Kooolest G

      damnit I was just gonna make the joke “D’Nesh is right, I saw a documentary about this very subject” https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7f2d441413a05da68f6ee7ccff0b6ef1128e3d36ef55ab5c47787534ea14547a.jpg

      • elviouslyqueer

        “Coming soon,” indeed.

        • Msgr_MΩment

          Ooops. Sorry. Was I supposed to wait?

      • Nockular cavity

        She kinda looks like Melania, doesn’t she?

        • coozledad

          I’d have to see her shoes.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      I have a lot of beefs with Ilsa but I have to admit that she is better prepared to tour a flood zone than Melania.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    D’fuq?

  • D’Souza was born in Bombay in 1961.

    He first came to America in 1978 to that great melting pot of American culture…

    Patagonia, Arizona. 😅

    WTF does this jerk know about the culture in America in the 60’s????
    https://media.giphy.com/media/12jIsPyFeRgxK8/giphy.gif

    Every Saturday morning in Bombay, my family would beat our slaves to that far out American Bandstand music

    • Ωbjectifier

      Patagonia is actually a pretty cool, artsy little place. Not exactly cosmopolitan though.

  • Wild Cat

    D’Souza? Even a straight jacket wouldn’t want to be wrapped around him . . .

    • george lastrapes

      At one time, Ann Coulter’s arms (and more) were wrapped around him.

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        Annnnnnd, I won’t be having sex for awhile.

        • george lastrapes

          Close your eyes and think of AnnGland.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    The Dumbass Has Landed

    • GoutMachine

      I hope Austin gives him the welcome he deserves.

      • george lastrapes

        Lefties in Austin outnumber Alex Jones a million to one.

  • elviouslyqueer

    Oh great, Dok. All this talk about sexual perverts is going to pretty much guarantee a visit from our friend Turgid Cock Monkey or whatever-the-fuck handle he’s going by this week.

    • Edith Prickly

      He would be a refreshing change after that Pizzagate loon who stank up the place yesterday.

      • Resistance Fighter Callyson

        Dammit, I haven’t had the chance to fuck with a troll for weeks now. I’ma have to stalk this post and wait for TLM to show up!

    • Edith Prickly

      Also claiming Turgid Cock Monkey as my antifa band name.

  • altleftjohn

    ‘But “glory” doesn’t mean “a nice knock-down argument”,’ Alice objected.

    ‘When I use a word,’ Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.’

    • natoslug

      I see a hole in Humpty’s argument about glory.

      • GoutMachine

        “Humpty’s Glory Hole” – good band name.

        • Glory’s Humpty Hole – good porn name…

          • Jeffery Campbell

            I have that on Betamax.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        We could patch it up with some good, common horse sense.

        • Jeffery Campbell

          Well, something from the horse. The other end, perhaps?

  • Anna Rompage

    First off, let me say Doucheness D’saoza talking about anything sexual makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit, okay, a lot more than a little bit…

    Secondly, the actual self declared neo-nazis in this country, that preach racial purity, chant “jews will not replace us”, and fly the fucking nazi flag, are vehemently anti gay, anti interracial relations, and while they my have lurid fantasies about their sister/mom, something tells me they’re not so keen on having a reciprocally kinky relationship that is based on open communication, respect, and trust with their partner.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      And also shout Nazi slogans not in the original German, but translated literally into English.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      What self-respecting Nazi would let a girl tell him what to do?

  • IdRatherBeDancing

    Genital Adventures is the name of a garage band –I swear!

  • Fitzgerald Chesterfield

    JESUS CHRIST, CLOSE YOUR TAGS, DOK!

    • natoslug

      YOU NEED TO SAY THAT WITH MORE EMPHASIS!!!!!111!!!/em>

      (let’s see if my own attempt at html fuckery works) . . .

      [edit: Stupid disqus, doesn’t let me leave a tag open and mess with all comments below . . . ]

      • Skeptical_thinker

        Oh, they fixed that? One bug down, one million more to go.

  • Michael Smith

    I feel like right wingers might do a better job of distancing themselves from the Nazis if they just stopped acting like Nazis.

    • TJ Barke

      Easier said than done.

    • Truly Madly Derply

      If it goose-steps like a duck. . . wait. What?

    • Andy_Kreiss

      Personal responsibility? Tee hee.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    So this is the new logo of conservatives like D’Sousa? Good to know!

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/66aa720841b5a53a8b32c93455f2f5de606d7264d42845966468cdbfca05dceb.png

    • elviouslyqueer

      Cersei Lannister approves of this poster. Except for the “Anti-Sex” part.

  • natoslug

    Is it “Dinesh Is Wrong About A Thing” day already? Time flies when you’re ignoring washed-up never-weres.

    • Jeffery Campbell

      Yes, it is a day ending in “day.”

  • Covfefe

    Dinesh isn’t the Lone Ranger. Few years ago, the daughter-in-law of the president of ultra-conservative Hillsdale College committed suicide when wags started talking about her alleged affair with the said president of the said college. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Roche_III

  • Scooby

    Neo-Nazis do cry and carry on when they’re banned from dating sites.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      “There’s no crying in world domination!”

      • Nockular cavity

        “‘Baby?’ Hitler never said ‘baby!'”

  • Fitzgerald Chesterfield

    “He was the worst guy ever, reviled and despised
    Even Hitler had a girlfriend; why can’t I?”
    https://youtu.be/ajaejPsU7ok

  • Mr. Blobfish

    This does not stir my loins.

    • Oblios_Cap

      Not even with a paddle.

    • Ωbjectifier

      I find it difficult to fap to.

      • Jeffery Campbell

        I just think of handsome hound dog Robert Mueller and I’m off to my bunk.

  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    I’m starting to think there’s something wrong with this Dinesh fella.

  • Wild Cat

    Fornicator, adulterer, and voyeur says what?

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      Give me money!…

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Not enough upfists in the Alpha Quadrant for this comment.

    • Blueb4sunrise

      What?

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Out of curiosity, how bad can the link be?

    Progressives and leftists sometimes seek to vindicate Marcuse, and prove the moral traditionalism of the fascists, by claiming the fascists were anti-homosexual. While it’s true that homosexuals were one of the groups later rounded up for the concentration camps, this had nothing to do with moral reservations. Rather, it was based on the Nazi idea that it was imperative for Germany to multiply its Nordic or Aryan population, and homosexuality was seen as impeding that process. Two flamboyant Nazi homosexuals – the party’s legal specialist Helmut Nicolai and Achim Gerke who served in Hitler’s Interior Ministry – were purged in 1935 on that basis.

    It’s not because they were gay–it’s because they weren’t breeders!

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a966d120dd66017ac428635fbc421beef56fe833beb142f5b90f893ede94e6e9.jpg

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Well, you know, Hugo Boss.

    I rest my case.

  • Joe Beese

    BREAKING: Melania has changed into sneakers.

    https://twitter.com/yashar/status/902569740039630848

    • Oblios_Cap

      Oh, thank God she didn’t commit a fashion faux-pas.

    • Anna Rompage

      It sounds like the beginning of an awful joke…

      Tom Price, Ben Carson, and Linda McMahon walk into a bar….

    • Msgr_MΩment

      High-heeled sneakers?
      Alligator hat?

    • TheGrandWazoo2

      FLOTUS hat and sneakers…two bits

    • elviouslyqueer

      All that’s missing is John Cornyn and Ted Cruz and you’ve got a complete clown car.

      • george lastrapes

        But there are Four Clown Cars of the Apocalypse.

      • cmd resistor

        I read that those two clowns will be joining the party after the briefing.

    • elviouslyqueer

      Also too, why on earth does Melanoma need to sport a FLOTUS hat? Is she afraid people would just think she was Cheetolini’s skank of the week?

      • Celtic_Gnome

        I bet they’re for sale.

        It’s called product placement.

  • SomeBigRedDog

    I’m just going to wait here patiently for our sex pervert obsessed trolls to show up.

  • Himmler “envisioned human breeding farms in which selected Aryan types would promiscuously breed with selected Aryan women to produce, in the words of historian Sarah Helm, “a constant supply of perfect Aryan children.”

    Quiverfull

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      Except for the missing chins.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        A Himmler specialty!

      • Truly Madly Derply

        Yeah, I was gonna say. . . and isn’t there a link between missing chins and walnut-sized cerebrums? Better Ask D’Souza! “Let’s Dish with Dinesh”

    • coozledad

      The King family?

  • therblig

    I would like to sign up for your “Vacationing She Wolves” Newsletter.

    • Lascauxcaveman

      Yeah, that’s what I was thinking. I mean, I work at the front desk of a hotel in tourist town. Where the hell are all these she-wolves I’m hearing about?

      • Truly Madly Derply

        I think they’re holed up at Winterfell at the moment.

  • jesterpunk

    If Nazis are liberals then why are conservatives defending Nazis now while liberals denounce them?

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      Because shut up, is why.

      • jesterpunk

        You forgot “We won”, SAD!!!!!

        • YoBunnyBunny

          and “FALSE FLAG!!11!”

          • jesterpunk

            “BOTH SIDES”

          • sgt. jmk of the résistance

            “FAKE NEWS!!”

      • Dutchman

        Your momma wear army boots!!!1111$$

        Dang I’m an oldz…

      • Fritz1964

        Because Hillary

    • CafeenMan

      Makes as much sense as they do when they’re standing there waving Confederate flags telling us, “We’re the Party of Lincoln.”

      Also too when they tell us the KKK is Democrats while being members of the KKK.

      I like to dare them to walk into any KKK meeting and call them “libs”.

      • Ellen D.

        Conservatives: “The Democrats were the party of slavery and the KKK.”
        Liberals: “This is true. So how about we break with the past by taking down statues honoring the people who perpetrated and defended those horrors and putting up memorials to their victims.”
        Conservatives: “Stop trying to destroy our culture!!! Waaaahhhh!!!”

    • (((fka_donnie_d)))

      Because the entire “conservative intellectual project” represented by D’Souza and all the morons screaming “KKK were dems” (up to and included “Hillary started birtherism”) amounts to “I’m rubber, you’re glue”.

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    Obstinance Only!

  • Joe Beese

    Sean Spicer has finally met Pope Francis.

    A group of legislators and politicians from around the world gathered in Italy this week for a meeting of the International Catholic Legislators Network, where they were received by Pope Francis at the Vatican. Among those gathered was Sean Spicer, the former White House press secretary who was by some accounts snubbed by President Trump in May.

    https://www.americamagazine.org/faith/2017/08/29/sean-spicer-finally-gets-meet-pope-francis

  • SayItWithWookies

    Weird – I’ve just always figured the real Nazis were the ones carrying swastikas and yelling about Jews and other “inferior races,” but apparently I’m the real Nazi. Well, I guess I better start shoving Dinesh into a boxcar, then.

    • Lascauxcaveman

      Yes, he has an … unseemly dark hue about him. Ve liberals have vays of dealing vit his kind.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Hitler did encourage the good, pure Aryans to fuck like bunnies to populate the master race. Not sure that makes them perverts.

    • AndreWaters20

      Or hippies.

      • Beanz&Berryz

        Or socialists

    • P’jama Pahnts

      I was raised Mormon, so…

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      Funny thing: the only person I’ve heard in recent decades say much the same thing is my reichwing idiot uncle-by-marriage. He wanted his good genes (for baldness, fat, diabetes, and stupidity) handed down so “we” could outnumber “the blacks.” Don’t even need to mention he’s a trumpanzee, do I?

      • GoutMachine

        Ah, just like those fine specimens of the master race we see at Drumpf’s rallies … three teeth among them, obese, diabeetus…

  • Marla

    Leave it to D’Shitza to do his research on Nazis by watching Don Edmonds films.

  • Edith Prickly
    • Villago Delenda Est

      “My spidey-sense is giving me a killer migrane!”

  • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

    “THE SEX PERVERT AS ANTI-FASCIST,”

    You called?

  • JustPixelz (((Ω)))

    Duh-Souza and Coulter use a “mad libs” writing technique.

    First the portray progressives as angry, “mad libs”.
    Second they portray progressives as insane, “mad libs”.

    But mostly they use the traditional “__(noun)__ was/were the original __(noun)__ that led to __(terrible event)__”.

    Democrats were the original racists that led to zombie apocalypse.”
    Obama was the original Manchurian Candidate that led to elevation of Pope Francis.”
    FDR was the original Jewish president that led to Hitler.”

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Point of information: Does D’Souza’s book-shaped The Big Lie: Exposing the Nazi Roots of the American Left, have more or fewer pages than Taken by the T-Rex?

    Trick Question. TbtTR is Audiobook- and Kindle- only

    • MynameisBlarney

      That CAN’T be real.
      Please tell me that’s satire.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Rule 34 is vigorously enforced.

    • Mehmeisterjr

      A forced coupling with Rex Tillerson seems like the kind of perversion that even Marcuse would have denounced.

  • jesterpunk

    OT but it seems once again that Trump lied about a foreign country buying US military hardware.

    https://www.nytimes.com/reuters/2017/08/29/business/29reuters-finland-trump-boeing.html

    President Sauli Niinisto on Tuesday denied that Finland was buying new fighter jets from American planemaker Boeing, following remarks by U.S. President Donald Trump.

    Finland is looking to replace its ageing fleet of 62 F/A-18 Hornet jets with multirole fighter aircraft in a procurement estimated at 7-10 billion euros by 2025.

    “One of the things that is happening is you’re purchasing large amounts of our great F-18 aircraft from Boeing and it’s one of the great planes, the great fighter jets,” Trump said on Monday at a news conference with his Finnish counterpart in the White House.

    Niinisto, who was standing next to Trump, looked surprised but did not follow up on the comment. He later denied the deal with Boeing on his Twitter account and on Tuesday in Washington.

    “It seems that on the sale side, past decisions and hopes about future decisions have mixed … The purchase is just starting, and that is very clear here,” Niinisto told Finnish reporters.

    Helsinki is expected to request that European and U.S. planemakers provide quotations for new jets in 2018, with a final decision made in the early 2020s.

    A government working group has listed possible candidates as Saab’s Jas Gripen, Dassault Aviation’s Rafale, Boeing’s Super Hornet, Lockheed Martin’s F-35 and the Eurofighter, made by Britain, Germany, Italy and Spain.

    • Does this mean that Trumps little mouth got an american company kicked out of a potential 10B deal?

      • jesterpunk

        That is what it looks like from the article.

  • SterWonk

    @DokZoom – you might want to fix that closing em tag…

    • Jeffery Campbell

      Oh, LULZ, I was trying to divine the snark meaning of that.

  • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

    If the Nazis were as sexually liberated like us lefties then how did they ever find time to do the war thing?

  • Joe Beese
  • Bub, the cynical zombie

    I remember my cousin and I finding his dad’s stash of “Man’s Story” magazines in the seventies. We took them to an outbuilding on their farm and pored over them avidly.

    As for Dinesh D’Imwit, I can only shake my head in wonderment that someone can be that wrongheaded and mendacious. His writing bears the same relationship to serious historical analysis as a fresh, steaming pile of St. Bernard shit does to chocolate ice cream.

    • Joe Beese

      Salacious… mendacious… outrageous!

    • Mehmeisterjr

      Don’t tell Donny Two Scoops.

  • Joe Beese
    • Mehmeisterjr

      It sounds positively ungreedy. You’ll never make megachurch status that way.

  • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

    D’Souza is awfully good at granting outsized credit for social and political evils to some guy most people (outside of grad school lit-crit classes) have never heard of.

    I picked up a book by him once in my undergrad. Put it down after one chapter. At least Dianetics had me for one and a half chapters.

  • Freeperson

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2Fm26GgIec

    Wonder what doushenozzle has to say about the new nazi/sharia movement?

    • jesterpunk

      I am willing to bet it has something to do with George Soros making the right look bad somehow.

  • coozledad

    I doubt even Eva Braun would have shit on D’Souza’s chest. And that’s why she couldn’t get a job at the bible college.

  • Nockular cavity

    That cover is clearly a product of the “put a swastika on every available surface” school. Notice that the officer has not one but two swastika armbands.

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      And a big swastika on his belt buckle as well.

      • Nockular cavity

        I missed that one!

  • Michael Smith

    There was a lot of sexual deviance in the Nazi party, famously so. But that’s not why they were popular. That’s not why they were powerful. They kept their sexual deeds hidden because it went against their image. Dinesh might as well say that the Catholic Church is sexually liberated because many members of that body secretly don’t obey the sexual rules.

    There’s a big difference between that and the sexual liberalism of the 1960’s, in which a tendancy of people, regardless of what they say in public, to pursue sexual desire was recognized as healthy not as something to be oppressed, and that oppressing healthy desire might be what leads one to becoming a hateful and inhumane person.

    Why is he so obsessed with undermining liberal credibility by drawing parallels between modern liberals and nazis? Like drawing parallels between modern liberals and pre Civil Rights Movement democrats. They don’t want to actually behave like a political movement that cares about people, so they try and prove that the liberals are evil – not necessarily by pointing to actions that liberals take in the modern world, but by looking at examples of horrible political movements in history and claiming that its the same thing as today’s liberals.

    I mean the new trend, which Dinesh has obviously caught on to, is to go beyond arguing that there are shocking parallels between today’s liberals and the Nazis, but to argue that they are actually literally the same thing. Although this would be a great dagger to the credibility of liberals, its not an argument that was used until recently because it is so absurd on its face. To argue that Nazis were openly liberal and were popular with the liberals of the day is ridiculous because you then have to state that, inexplicably, after the liberal Nazis were crushed, they came to power anyway under a new guise, and immediately recast the Nazis, who they had just been five minutes ago, as conservatives, who had apparently just kicked their asses. You’d think the victorious conservatives would have been able to stop that.

    But the argument can be made now, because intellectualism and rationality in general have been undermined. As a right wing demagogue, you no longer have to try and stretch reason and logic to undermine your opponent with fallacious but not immediately absurd arguments. You can go straight to demonstrably false libels, because you’ve spent the last generation painting the academy, the scientific method, and reason itself as having been usurped by liberals and therefore not to be trusted. So, the less reasonable something seems to be by modern standards, the less likely that it is part of a liberal conspiracy.

    Thus, because Dinesh’s argument makes absolutely no sense according to our accepted rules of historical accuracy and peer reviewed research, etc., wingnuts will accept it all the more readily. This is why it is so important to destroy the concept of truth before trying to brainwash everyone to your lies.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      that oppressing healthy desire might be what leads one to becoming a hateful and inhumane person.

      You know, like Dinesh D’Dumbshit

    • Major_Major_Major

      A new logical tool to brandish in an argument, D’mesh’s prybar. Forcing facts to fit in any way possible

  • Kooolest G
  • Jeffery Campbell

    “of the Long Butt Plugs.” Good times. Sigh.

  • Major_Major_Major

    Say, you know who else liked fucking? Pretty much everyons

  • Mr. Blobfish
    • GoutMachine

      Ja.

    • Wild Cat

      He not called “Herr Eine Kleine Faustfick” for nothing.

  • Resistance Fighter Astraea

    In all my lefty progressive indoctrination I don’t remember the session stressing the importance of Nazis as prudes. I mean of all the terrible thing about them that never cracked the top 10

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      Yeah, I’ve been reading actual history on Nazism and WWII all my life. D’Imwit’s farcical premise is about as completely bogus as it is possible to be.

  • Jgb979

    “Here’s a thing absolutely nobody actually believes, you’re wrong because Saul Alinsky”
    -a convicted felon who sells books to morons

    Even those with a high school education may have heard passing mention of Ernst Röhm. And weirdly, I’m pretty sure the sex lives (or lack thereof) of Nazis is pretty far down the list of what made them repugnant (I. E. In no particular order- right wing authoritarian, nearly destroyed European democracy, murdered 6 million, terrible fashion sense).

  • Bub, the cynical zombie

    Dinesh watched this several times while doing “research.” With a box of tissues and some baby oil close by.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1a6e3ea149691bf6dee21b48b4f4f12e27a2b36c7b24643a1fe081a0a2b6e977.jpg

  • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

    I am intrigued by the words “genital adventures”….

    http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/otcg.gif

    • Professor Fate

      I don’t know why this popped into my head but I read the phase all I could think was “Tin Tin’s Genital Adventures”
      i’m sorry.

  • ManchuCandidate

    D’Souza’s List

  • TJ Barke

    Nazis and progressives are exactly the same except for how progressives oppose forced relocation, and genocide and wars of conquest and the police state and summary execution and racism…

  • I grew up in conservative churches that trended majorly Republican.

    At the age of 8, I knew about sex from finding porno mags in the house. This was not an uncommon experience among my peers at Baptist school.

    I’ve seen three senior pastors resign over affairs. I’ve seen one youth pastor end up transferred to a foreign country over allegations of inappropriate conduct with minors. I’ve seen another youth pastor resign and have interviews with the police over the same. I’ve seen a third youth pastor marry a girl he used to teach when she turned 18.

    Unauthorized fucking among the laity is pretty common too. The difference between conservatives and liberals with regards to religiously unauthorized fucking seems to me to be that liberals are more open about it.

    Of course, fucking does not make one a Nazi. Dinesh is simply fucking stupid.

    • Kooolest G

      “fucking does not make one a Nazi” I can’t tell you how relieved I am to hear that

    • Professor Fate

      As the joke goes, the Baptists are against having sexual intercourse standing up because it might lead to dancing.

      • Riley Whodat Venable

        They are more liberal than they used to be. They can now acknowledge each other in a liquor store.

    • LeighBowery’sLuxuryComedy

      Bet he’s a lousy lay too.

    • arglebargle

      Another difference is that the liberals tend to not blame the victim in cases of rape and pederasty.

  • P’jama Pahnts

    Didn’t Jonah Goldberg write some shitty book about this too?

    • Jgb979

      His was “hitler was a vegetarian so nazis were actually left wing”

      Game, set, match liberals.

      • P’jama Pahnts

        Can’t wait to get home and start practicing my goose-stepping!

        • therblig

          just because you don’t eat them, doesn’t mean you can step on them.

    • Edith Prickly

      Even better, he paid someone to write it for him.

    • doktorzoom

      Most reviews actually say Goldberg did it better. And then add Goldberg was terrible.

  • Beowoof14

    Is Dinesh beating off to Laura Ingrham again.

  • Covfefe

    Wait. How could Dinesh forget. KKK was all librul Demonrats also too!

  • I was just thinking, what if Dzoozsha was watching a lot of aryan porn and seeing all the nazi role plays, thought to himself, “man those Nazis were a mean bunch of mother fusckers, so it serves to reason that since there is Nazi porn today, it must mean that Nazis were libertines and therefore since lib is in both words, liberals and libertines must be one in the same, ergo liberals are the real nazis!”

  • Debbie the Unpaid Protester

    Ah, the good old days of Rutting Bohemia!

    • marxalot

      By contrast, Moravia was pretty boring.

      • therblig

        depends on which moravian you’re boring.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      It was quite Silesian.

      • proudgrampa

        “Sleazy” is, apparently, a word derived from “Silesian:”

        Word Origin & History
        sleazy 1640s, “hairy, fuzzy,” later “flimsy, unsubstantial” (1660s), of unknown origin; one theory traces it somehow to Silesian “of the eastern German province of Silesia” (Ger. Schlesien), where fine linen or cotton fabric was made (Silesia in ref. to cloth is attested in English from 1670s; and sleazy as an abbreviated form is attested from 1670), but OED is against this. Sense of “sordid” is from 1941.

        Source: thesaurus.com

        Fun with words!

  • FauxAntocles

    I’m sorry, are we Nazi-Commies or Commie-Nazis?

  • Jack Had A Permit

    Dinesh can bump and grind
    If it’s good for his mind.
    Or he can twist and shout
    Let it all hang out
    But he won’t fool the children of the revolution.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Di5rGUAJc8U

  • Gee, Your Hair Smells Horrific

    What I don’t get were all those fucking Nazis in Charlottesville–all Trump supporters who looked like they’d never been laid in their lives.
    DINESH???

  • marxalot

    Look, I already know too much about Nazi sex attitudes to be happy, so I’ll spread it around a little: it was the post-war generation who first ascribed their parents’ prudishness and sexual conservatism to Nazi holderover-itis, not realizing that this regression to a staunch pre-30s morality was in fact a reaction against the narrowly defined but still quite liberal Nazi sex politics.
    And when it comes to “narrowly defined” I really do mean: all the Aryan hetero p-in-v intercourse you can have, for fun or for reproduction, but nothing else. The Nazis burned the Institute for Sexual Research, setting us back about 100 years.
    tl;dr: WRONG AGAIN.

  • Covfefe

    Wait. How could Dinesh forget? KKK was all librul Demonrats also too.

    • Anna Rompage

      That is the subject of his next book…

      • cmd resistor

        I think maybe he already wrote that book? Or was it a movie?

        • Anna Rompage

          Fever dreams?

          • cmd resistor

            Seems like the movie had “America:” in the title and it was all about real history that kids don’t get these days. Some idiot legislator here in Fla. introduced a bill to make it required viewing for 11th graders, I think.

    • Kooolest G

      so were all the klansmen fucking each other like rabbits then? or were they all fucking hippie girls? I’m confused

      • Wild Cat

        You know, there were other holes in their sheets beside the ones for their beady little eyes.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        The help. Allegedly.

  • therblig

    although i’m not a failed artist (never tried, so can’t be sure), i did live in sin and despise much of how christianity is practiced in america. hand me that mirror…OH MY GOD!!!!!!

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fd59d2e49893b4b4044a645647b819f77251aec34913fd7e88b289ff057f1e00.jpg

  • elviouslyqueer

    Point of pedantry:

    If D’ouchebag were truly interested in that whole philosophical sexual free love prophecying, he’d do a much bigger solid with Foucault than with Marcuse. IJS.

    /Yes I do in fact have a PhD because shut up is why

    • marxalot

      All History grad papers and above being with the solemn invocation:
      In the name of Foucault, the beneficent, the merciful, he who mystifies clarity and clarifies mystery. To continue;

    • Msgr_MΩment

      Foucault swing like a pendulum do.

      • elviouslyqueer

        Is there an Eco in here?

    • Resistance Fighter Astraea

      No one who actually believes him has the capacity to understand any of that. He could make up people completely and they’d nod right along.

    • pstockholm

      Just nobody tell him about Reich and the orgone accumulator.

    • Gayer Than Thou

      Foucault changed my life in college. I don’t remember any of it now, except the graphic description of an execution in Discipline & Punish, and I certainly not able to understand it anymore (the day-drinking has taken a toll). But I remember those heady days in which it took reading a high-level philosopher to figure out if I wanted to have sex or not.

      • aureolaborealis

        I remember the one. Drawing and quartering. It really stayed with me.

        edit: The cartoon I posted above was from my long-lost college days, posted on the door of a research professor in the archaeology section where I had a student job.

    • aureolaborealis
  • UnsaltedSinner

    And that, children, is why Nazis staged a march in my hometown to protest the “gay agenda”. They’re just so sex-positive.

    • Resistance Fighter Astraea

      They’re just really procreatively anxious.

  • Professor Fate

    There’s something very wrong with him isn’t there?

    • He doesn’t have enough money, and he thinks that by sucking up to people who hate him for the colour of his skin that he can possibly get more money.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Oh, fuck me. Pundits are looking for signs of empathy from Big Orange.

    • Resistance Fighter Astraea

      Have they checked al capone’s vault?

      • Jack Had A Permit

        I’m sure Geraldo is on it!

  • Daredevil
  • Jack Had A Permit
  • Edith Prickly

    D’ouchebagsa is such a lazy little hack. Accusing your enemies of being pre-verts is Agitprop 101. However, I suppose when your intended audience is easily manipulated ragebots, you don’t have to work too hard to get them riled up.

    • Oblios_Cap

      He’s somehow lazier than Jonah, and that’s pretty fucking hard to do.

    • Covfefe

      Pshaw! You’re just thinking about Goppers and Christianists. They’re the prevets.

  • Christ, does that asshole need some really dirty sex to loosen him the fuck up.

    • Edith Prickly

      Not enough money in the world to make that happen, unfortunately.

      • Truly Madly Derply

        Who ARE the women who fuck these guys? And not only fuck ’em, but seem to line up for the privilege? I just. . . nope.

        • Truly Madly Derply
          • Covfefe

            FWIW: power. I used to think that the most beautiful women in the world hung around prison visiting rooms and the State Capitol in Lansing. Then a client sent me to the National Capitol in Washington. OMG!

          • Truly Madly Derply

            We must hang around in different prison visiting rooms.

  • Moebym of the Returners

    Abstemious – now there’s a GMAT word for you.

    Is there a law dealing with malpractice of history? Dinesh would surely be in jail for that offense.

    • laughingnome

      I thought that had to do with alcohol not sexy times.

  • Carpe Vagenda

    Oh, Dok, it’s so much better than that.

    The also-very-married-in-the-eyes-of-the-church wingnut blogger lady with whom D’Souza was planning to disport himself at the conference* is not, in fact, the current Mrs. D’Souza. Who is a totally different lady who came after that lady.

    *it was OK, because his then-current marriage was totally over and they were In Love and Betrothéd and Going to Be Married

    • cmd resistor

      That lady was, however, if I am not mistaken, somehow involved with the campaign finance thing that resulted in him becoming Convicted Felon Dinesh D’Souza.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        Oh, no, I believe that was a third, candidate, lady who he was trying to woo with his rainmaking prowess.

        • pstockholm

          Jeez, Dinesh is getting all this action? Clearly I’m doing something wrong.

          • Carpe Vagenda

            Yeah, but along the way he had to bonk Laura Ingraham.

        • cmd resistor

          I could have sworn it was that woman, and her husband, from whom she wasn’t divorced yet, either, who made the campaign contributions. Maybe I am just fake remembering the soap opera details.

          • Carpe Vagenda

            Oh, that could be, but my strong impression was that he was stalking woman #3.

          • cmd resistor

            Could be.

  • doktorzoom

    Nazi close-italics tag fixed, SORRY, html is not my friend today.

    • I had just assumed you REALLY wanted to emphasize the latter part of the article…

    • Jack Had A Permit

      You mean that wasn’t an internal monologue? ;)

    • Fitzgerald Chesterfield

      you are forgiven, THIS TIME

  • Daredevil
    • Edith Prickly

      Many upfists for your nym and avatar, also too.

  • John McLaughlin

    Dinesh is sick but smart enough to capitalize on disinformation and nonsense.

    • Truly Madly Derply

      . . . and the surety that 99% of his intended audience will never investigate his theories, they’ll just swallow them whole, then regurgitate. Reince, repeat.

      • Covfefe

        ISWYDT.

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      Like “Obama palled around with Alinsky” , when Barry Bamz was 8 years old when Alinsky shuffled off this mortal coil.

  • cmd resistor

    Ok, I never once thought about the sex practices of Nazis. Also, too, I read a book by Marcuse in a college intro to philosophy class and I don’t remember any sex stuff in it. Also, too, FUCK YOU DINESH.

  • SomeBigRedDog

    Since when is fucking a lot and having a bunch of babies considered perverted? Someone should tell that to all those rednecks on the “learning” channel.

    • Beowoof14

      Did they miss that 19 kids and counting with those good Xtian sister bangers.

  • starfanglednut

    I must be dense, because I can’t even follow this gibberish.

  • The Militant Homosexual Agenda

    Yes, of all the things I’ve ever read about NAZIs, how priggish they were is always what has stood out to me.

  • OrG

    Umm… don’t the wingnuts even point and laugh at this idiot?

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Dear God. Malaria is wearing a FLOTUS cap.

  • Daredevil
  • bookish

    Happening now. Levee breach in Brazoria County, SW of Houston. Columbia Lakes Levee. Local official on CNN: “It will get worse. Get out now.”

  • ken_kukec

    Double D sees this as career insurance — if this crap sells, he can work his way through the entire Frankfurt school of critical theory.

    • theblackdog

      If he is Double D, who is Ed and Eddy?

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Trump just now: so nice coming here

  • laughingnome

    You know who else gave a lofty basis for their genital adventures?

    • bookish

      Every cult leader ever?

    • OrG

      Henry VIII

    • Wild Cat

      Eric Bolling?

    • UncleTravelingMatt

      Wilt Chamberlain?

    • Me?

  • SayItWithWookies

    What D’Souza conveniently overlooks is that the Nazi fertility cult was just that – for procreation and not for pleasure. And of course it was restricted to the master race – who probably all blogged about how women should be throwing themselves at them but were horrible indiscriminate sluts with everyone else instead.

    • Edith Prickly

      “Those bitches keep giving MY sex to other guys!!”

    • Wild Cat

      Yup. And they were extremely anti-abortion—“Aryan” babies were needed for the Third Reich. Women had no reproductive rights.

      • laughingnome

        So, what you’re saying, basically, is that D’Shoopsza is all wrong.

        • Wild Cat

          In the bunker the evil dogfuckers fucked like rabbits. On meth, literally. I think he’s recounting his sex fantasies but projecting them onto the wrong party.

        • Did he say or write something? Then “he is all wrong” applies. I would assume it applies to when he just thinks a thing, but I have seen no evidence that he DOES think, and stupid medical malpractice laws prevent me from cracking open his skull and finding out!

    • Zonath

      So in other words, they were quiverfulls?

      • Edith Prickly

        Got it in one. They were breeding soldiers for the glory of the Reich instead of Jeebus.

  • Dinesh has seen Elsa, the She Wolf of the SS way too many times.

  • proudgrampa

    What?

    • UncleTravelingMatt

      Don’t act like you don’t know. “What?” is a phenomena of the left.

  • Anna Rompage

    Sweet little baby jesus having his way with a Jenna Jameson love doll….

    Trump is a fucking moran… I know, this is not new news to anyone, but good lord, what an embarrassment…

  • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

    What the fuck is Melania doing there dressed in a white shirt? Fucking put on a old -t-shirt and start helping people.

    • therblig

      once it’s touched by one of the icky storm refugees, it will become an old shirt, to be disposed of along with trumpy’s depends.

    • proudgrampa

      The least she could do is serve some people in a soup line.

      Nah, I guess not.

    • Les Appentis De la résistance

      Is she wearing a bra? Why?

  • SweetDeeKat
  • MynameisBlarney

    “Insignificant hypocrite and massive douchecannon, equates the rape and genital torture of prisoners by their nazi captors to ‘sexual enlightenment’ in new piece of shit book”

    • Truly Madly Derply

      Sexist egotistical lying hypocritical bigot

  • Toomush_Inferesistance

    I knew Inglourious Basterds would lead downhill…

  • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

    I go back and forth on whether conservatives actually believe this crap, or just continually produce it for trolling/conversation derailment purposes.

    The answer I keep deciding on is yes.

    • proudgrampa

      Definitely. Yes.

  • CriticalDragon1177

    I guess this “explains” why the Nazis were obsessed with making sure that women had lots of nice “Aryan” children, and hated homosexuality even more than the average fundamentalist.

    • laughingnome

      Okay, the D’Souza answer would be that one Nazi was gay so gays are all Nazis.

      • Msgr_MΩment

        When in Roehm….

        • laughingnome

          …. in all Ernst-ness make sure you are wearing your prophylactic

      • Truly Madly Derply

        Ja, a buncha cock-Goebbles.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    “Maybe it really is all cocks, in the end,”

  • Toomush_Inferesistance

    I guess “disappeared” was code for “had a good time” for all the hotspots, sexy Jews, homosexuals, Gypsies, modern artists and ingrate non-conformists….

  • DerrickWildcat
    • Msgr_MΩment

      Marcuse, j’accuse!

  • laughingnome

    My dad had a D’Souza in the ’50s and he said it was the worst car he ever had.

    • Anna Rompage

      It didn’t help that they routed the exhaust pipe to the inside of the cabin…

      • laughingnome

        It was exhausting driving the thing.

        • Anna Rompage

          Not to mention, the unreliability made most people fuming mad…

    • Rags

      It’s D’lightful…..

  • MynameisBlarney

    OT; but Dame Peggington Nooninghamshire uses word hole to make fart sounds!

    http://crooksandliars.com/2017/08/peggy-noonan-says-people-will-have

    • kaydenpat

      And now she’s on MSNBC. Oh joy!

  • Mr. Blobfish

    We’re very proud of the Coast Guard. Still cutting your budget, tho.

    • Beowoof14

      But Dogshit Don was wearing the hat he is promoting on his website, never one to miss a marketing opportunity.

      • Mr. Blobfish

        I fully expected the FLOTUS hat to be on sale at his website, but it isn’t. Just trashy USA and 45 hats.

  • jesuswasablack

    Poor little Dinesh, try as he might the right-wing white supremacists NAZI’s will never accept him, poor little brown Dinesh!

    http://pre06.deviantart.net/b384/th/pre/f/2012/355/3/0/mr_hankey_the_christmas_poo_by_gjones1-d5ookqe.jpg

    • Mr. Blobfish

      Somehow, Indians are considered Aryan, so…

    • Msgr_MΩment

      THIS turd again!

  • Robyn Ryan

    I was around in the 60s. Never heard of this guy back then.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Trump did his job. He can go home now.

  • Jack Had A Permit

    Dinesh really wants us to believe this guy was really Hitler?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4ht5we3qzY

    • Royal Ugly Globalist Dude

      That’s our Hitler.

  • Crystalclear12

    Hmmmm. . . OK. . . I’m guessing he skipped the group therapy in prison.

    He really shouldn’t have.

  • jesuswasablack
  • tomamitai

    This list of wingnut welfare recipients is alphabetical, but if it were ranked by nuttiness, D’D would still be near the top.

  • Mavenmaven

    I don’t know about the Nazis being leftists, but this kind of disinformation confusing right and left is very Soviet.

    • Augustus

      It’s almost like all the scumbags fucking things up have Soviet ties.

    • kaydenpat

      Nazis are Rightwingers as can be seen by our very own Nazis here in the good old U.S.A. Funny that Trump couldn’t bring himself to condemn them because he knows what side of the political spectrum they fall on.

      • Mavenmaven

        Yes, we know. We are commenting on the continued attempts by the Right to pretend that Nazis were from the Left.

  • bookish

    Two dams overflowing in Texas. One levee breached. Meant to protect downtown Houston. Uncertain where water will go. Expecting worse. Get out now.

    http://abc30.com/get-out-now-levee-breached-in-texas/2354655/

    http://nbcnews.to/2voVKTd

    • kaydenpat

      Sigh.

  • Rags

    Fun fact. Angela Davis was Herbert Marcuse’s grad student.

  • therblig

    the reviews on amazon are a hoot. from the way they go on, i imagine the pages of their DD masterpiece are stuck together. and any 1-star reviewers are set upon by the howler monkeys.

  • P’jama Pahnts
  • ken_kukec

    “… we commie preverts are going to have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.”

    I dunno, Dok, from the looks of D’Souza, maybe it’s time to stop fuckin’ with the rightwing’s precious bodily fluids through fluoridation first.

  • UnsaltedSinner

    The past ain’t what it used to be.

    https://twitter.com/emjbourne/status/902504513650790401

    • altleftjohn

      It never was

    • Jack Had A Permit

      What I want to know is what was Obama doi8ng during the Irish Potato famine? That’s right, he was GOLFING! He was also GOLFING during the eruption of Krakatoa! Burn him for a witch!

      • theCryptofishist

        When Nero burned Rome? Yes, our president, Barack Obama, was golfing.

      • kaydenpat

        What was he doing when Jesus Christ was crucified? You know Muslims hate Christ, right?

      • jodyleek

        Furthermore and also too, where was Obama when the Germans were bombing Pearl Harbor? Hengh?

        • Jack Had A Permit

          It wasn’t over when they did that! Obamaaaaaasaaa!

    • cmd resistor

      This is what is so depressing. How do you even counter this kind of stupid?

    • kaydenpat

      It’s not about staying in school. These are probably Russian bots working hard to rewrite history. They’ll only fool idiots because I was alive in during Hurricane Katrina and remember clearly that it was Bush and “Heck of a Job” Brownie in charge of the disastrous response to that tragedy.

      • CripesAmighty

        Yes, but the tragedy is the bots know that vast swathes of America are so shatteringly stupid, that they’ll gobble it right up.

    • SadDemInTex
    • goonemeritus

      It’s hard to understand how people voted Obama in for 4 terms considering how much he golfed.

    • Snopes Shop

      “Your” overdose

  • MrFartknocker

    ” which is why to this day the Nazi purge is known as the “Night of the Long Butt Plugs.”

    I will be laughing about this into next week.

    Bravo.

  • laughingnome

    The 60s are like 60 years ago. Let it go wingnuts. Anyone having sex or thinking about it today was probably either very very young in the 60s or born after the 60s. Find another horse to beat. This one is all but decayed except for the bones.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      I was very very young in the early 60s…

    • Beowoof14

      As a teenager in the 60’s all I thought about was sex. Now that I am in my 60’s I don’t think about sex as much. Naw I am lying about that last part.

  • Martini Ambassador 🍸

    Lofty Genital Adventures is now the working title for my novel about an alpinist sex cult. Huh, as it turns out, D’Douche did actually add some value this once.

    • laughingnome

      I hope you’re working in the “going down” double entendre to maximum effect.

      • Major_Major_Major

        and something something slippery slope something

    • theCryptofishist

      Mention him in the acknowledgements.

      • Martini Ambassador 🍸

        Of course. Credit where credit is due.

  • Jack Had A Permit

    Mope proof Hitler was a secret hippie.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxL3A4ln58o

    • Mr. Blobfish

      Don’t be stupid, be a smarty
      Come and join the Republican Party

      • theCryptofishist

        For meter’s sake I suggest, “Come and join the Repub Party.”

  • MynameisBlarney

    “beware sex traps of vacationing she wolves”

    I am SURE that was a well written “article”.

  • AnnieGetYerFun

    OK, so it turns out that I HAD given some thought to Nazi sexuality; and this was because I worked in a dirty video store back in college (WAAAY back when the most amazing internet we had was AOL dial-up) and we had to keep all the German and Japanese videos in a curtained-off section because regular people who just wanted to get off were freaked out by the scat eating and tentacle rape.

    And I remember saying to a coworker, “These two countries make some of the weirdest porn and also real assholes when it comes to war. I wonder if there is any connection to repressed sexuality and war crimes?” and then I got back to work.

    I never could come up with a connection for the Italians, but I wasn’t sure if they were as brutal (please don’t post any WWII brutality photos, OK? I’ll believe you if you say the Italians were as bad).

    • kaydenpat

      Maybe weird sex leads to barbarism and fascism and being on the wrong side of history?

    • SweetDeeKat

      I’m guessing super repressive societies.

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      I believe Italian officers were reluctant to go into combat without their portable brothels.

      • therblig

        it ain’t heavy
        it’s my brothel

  • TundraGrifter

    I’m not suggesting that Nazi officer on the left is light in the loafers, but Holly Golightly didn’t have a cigarette holder that long.

    • therblig

      luft in the waffes?

  • Mr. Blobfish

    This Halloween I’m going as Sexy Dinesh D’Souza.

  • jesuswasablack

    “a constant supply of perfect Aryan children.”
    Yes cause everyone knows the leftist globalist open boarder cosmopolitan elite hippies are into the white master race thing.
    http://moviemezzanine.com/wp-content/uploads/black-klansman-poster-1024×764.png

  • Christopher Story

    Seriously, as a liberal, with several liberal friends, I have never talked as much about sex and sexuality than these freaks. What makes these men so afraid of their own penis?

    • kaydenpat

      Just like most gays have never delved into gay sex as much as homophobic bigots. Funny that.

    • Major_Major_Major

      I don’t know about you, but my penis gets all bulgy and angry looking. Lord knows I look away when it gets like that.

    • Shanzgood

      I think they’re way more frightened of vaginas. Especially free-range ones.

  • Jonny On Maui
  • Carpe Vagenda

    Back when porn used to be shown in theaters, there was a very popular franchise called Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS, about a woman fap-consumers apparently thought was hot because she made household items out of human skin. Seems as if the liberals didn’t do such a terrible great job of keeping it from us.

    On the other hand, the nazi slogan for women was Children, Kitchen and Church, which suggests that for most of us the orgy possibilities were limited. So is he saying nazis were hot because he raped the people they were going to commit genocide on?

  • proudgrampa

    Vacationing She Wolves is the name of my new Folk-Punk Avant-Garde Bluegrass band.

    • jesuswasablack

      I’ve been considering renamimg an old band: “moderate to severe ulcerative colitis” for my college punk band reunion!

  • Jack Had A Permit

    It’s a well known fact that Hitler invaded France solely to get in on their uber sexy menage a trois. Read a history book, sheeple!

    • laughingnome

      He was turned on by the super sexy (Maginot) tan lines.

  • kaydenpat

    There are so many sex scandals on the Right that this anti-Left nonsense from D’Souza is quite amusing. They have a philandering, pussy grabbing, thrice married President but they’re talking about sex on the Left?

    Really, dudes?

  • Gigglesnort

    Used to be that the right wing got to call out leftists for being actual Red Communists, and some of them actually were that. Now they get called out for being all fucked up with Marcuse and other quasi-Marxists who somehow perverted the whole zeitgeist despite being obscure to most of the population. This is now a really popular theory among wackjobs on the right. D’Souza didn’t invent it but is just peddling a crude version of it. If we’d just get off Marcuse we could all go back to truth, virtue and keeping Those People in their place.

    • Wild Cat

      Remember how psychotic Glenn Beck thought the entire left was influenced by Frances Fox Piven???!!!

      Who the fuck is Frances Fox Piven????

      • Christopher Story

        Saul Alinksi. Same thing. I’ve never heard of the these obscure characters before they’re screamed about by the other side.

        • Jack Had A Permit

          I couldn’t even picture what Saul Alinski looks like. I swear, rwingers are the only ones who even bring his name up.

        • Wild Cat

          Remember when the suckers went out and bought Hayek books?

      • therblig

        i remember reading one of her books in college but had to google her to get the name – “Regulating the Poor”

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      Yeah, the general gist that I get is that a lot of American conservatives see conservatism as libertarianism, and so liberals must be for government. Not just a type of government, the concept of organized government itself. That way, every documented atrocity and evil committed by governments the world over can be laid at liberals feet. To them, we’re at least partially responsible for literally every bad thing any government has ever done.

  • jesuswasablack

    Some say Hitler was actually a hip-hop artist!

    http://i.imgur.com/eTf0Men.jpg

    • GoutMachine

      OK that is damn funny.

    • Spurning Beer

      “A-dog Shizzlegruber”

    • I don’t know but YOU STOLE MY LIGHTER

  • Kiri the Unicorn

    I have fallen in love with the phrase “genital adventures”, and will work it into the conversation at every opportunity.

  • WotsAllThisThen

    “Genital adventure is just bad family planning.”

    -Roald Amundsen

  • President in Exile Firefly

    Lofty genital adventures = Mile High Club!

    • TundraGrifter

      Get it up to get down.

    • Major_Major_Major

      I would like to go on record is saying that all the fuckers in Denver are cheating…

      • therblig

        AND you have to adjust all your cake recipes. bastards!

    • WotsAllThisThen

      Solo aviator squadron, reporting for duty.

  • TundraGrifter

    ” Bohemian?” Rhapsody in bed?

    “Tomestone” FTW !!1!!

  • Jack Had A Permit

    It’s a start,

    Fox News will no longer air in the United Kingdom, its parent company
    21st Century Fox announced, with its U.K. feed ending Tuesday
    afternoon.

    “21st Century Fox has decided to cease providing a feed of Fox News Channel in the U.K.,” the media giant said in a statement.

    http://thehill.com/homenews/media/348409-fox-news-no-longer-airing-in-the-uk

    • jesterpunk

      Yet another reason to be jealous of Canada and the UK.

      • Jack Had A Permit

        That and the fact that. despite Faux Newz being aired in the UK, it failed to gain more than a few thousand viewers across the day.They really are better than us.

      • theCryptofishist

        Just keep telling yourself–Brexit, Brexit, Brexit.

        • jesterpunk

          But no Turnip or Melon.

          • theCryptofishist

            Theresa May…

          • jesterpunk

            She isnt as crazy as Turnip and most likely wont start a nuclear war for bigly ratings.

          • theCryptofishist

            True. And she’s not as horrible as Maggie Thatcher. However, do you want to be in a country led by her?

          • jesterpunk

            Its better right now then a country led by Trump, but then again just about any country might be better.

          • theCryptofishist

            North Korea? No. Myanmar is ahead of where it was 10 years ago. South Sudan? Syria?

          • jesterpunk

            They might actually be worse.

          • theCryptofishist

            *sigh*

    • OrG

      I didn’t notice it being on the air when I was there. Of course I didn’t change much from the Sky football channel.

      • Jack Had A Permit

        Apparently, they didn’t notice it was on the air there either, it got a viewership just south of that documentary about commercial cheese manufacturing.

    • Teecha

      I reckon it’s coz we’ve got fewer ads on tv. And also, ‘Pointless.’ There’s not the same feeling about rolling news. Those people who put the telly on for company wouldn’t put it on news, they’d put it on Dave, or just the Beeb.

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    “…Without being released, he wrote, it “manifests itself in the hideous forms so well known…”
    And that children, is how Predisent Trump was elected.

  • LadyLaz

    I take pride in being a she-Wolf

  • Christopher Story

    In a piece of literature far more substantial and timely than anything D’Douche will ever produce, in “1984,” it was that very thing: The people were taught to hate and loathe sex, as it was only for procreation, while using the stored sexual frustration to fuel, among other things, the two-minute hate. In other history, the Catholic church used to similarly micromanage individual sexuality. Even the fascists we have today, marching in the streets; we all know they’re just a bunch of entitled brats who can’t get laid. It’s like sexual repression is at the heart of facist behavior.

    • Truly Madly Derply

      “The people were taught to hate and loathe sex, as it was only for procreation, while using the stored sexual frustration to fuel, among other things, the two-minute hate. In other history, the Catholic church used to similarly micromanage individual sexuality.” = Paul Ryan.

      • Christopher Story

        That explains a lot, actually.

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      Not even Orwell foresaw a world where a significant subset of males would experience total sexual withdrawal and frustration due to being simply that loathsome.

  • JMP

    It’s so funny that the Nazis just kept calling themselves conservative, that the support of the mainstream German conservative parties was essential to their gaining power, and that modern neo-Nazis are all conservatives if they were really secret liberals. Oh yeah, and then there’s the whole thing where racism was central to their ideology.

  • WotsAllThisThen

    Nazis were stuck with the Bohemian label the day they invaded Prague.

    • NotALiar

      Ha

    • laughingnome

      Hitler was a starving artist ergo hippies are Nazis. Ipso fatso.

    • theCryptofishist

      They should have gone for Sun and got into the early Elvis action.

    • NotDarkYet

      The Unbearable Lightness of Being Nazi

  • Jenny

    Did he actually just watch an episode of Man in The High Castle were the kids of nazi elites were some hedonistic hippies having crazy fun time orgies and thought that was the truth?

    It feels like something he would do.

  • MynameisBlarney
    • SweetDeeKat

      That’s my arousal face when faced with a giant snake…

      • MynameisBlarney

        Like AAAAAAAAAWWWW YEEEEEAAHH!

    • jesuswasablack
      • Flashman

        If the Nazis had been getting this much sex in real life, perverse or not, they never would have gotten beyond the inner ring of Munich’s suburbs.

      • VirginiaWackelpudding

        I saw the blow torch and now I can’t stop laughing. It’s official. I’ve lost it.

      • therblig

        seems like the enlisted men did all the work while the officers just watched.

      • Rags

        “Ja, first we tie you up in leather boots! Then we put on ze sexy gloves. And then we add the leather chastity belt!!! No…wait….”

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      I love this one. And of course, Frank Zappa got a classic album title from it!

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0a25392173039a8b0a34609eac7109d575a528944aff093273e41ece3042ff97.jpg

      • LadyLaz

        That gives me flashes of the Big Libowski

      • MynameisBlarney

        https://content.artofmanliness.com/uploads/2010/05/mensadventure_03.jpg

        I think it’s the same guy.
        He seems to piss off rodents whenever he takes his shirt off.

        • theCryptofishist

          (Technically weasels are muscalids [sp], but I’m giving you the point anyway.)

          • MynameisBlarney

            I probably knew that at some point in my life…back when I was smart.
            Also, too; Muscalids sounds like some bad sci-fi alien species. “Attack Of the Muscalids!”

        • VirginiaWackelpudding

          Oh dear sweet paps of Hera! Peanut butter aftershave was a bad choice for hiking.

        • NotDarkYet

          Some big cats go wild for Calvin Klein Cologne…what did that guy spray on himself to get that sort of reaction?

          asking for a friend…

      • Major_Major_Major

        And where on Cape Cod are these sin happy vacationists? Out of, ummm, professional curiosity, mind you.

        • BrianW

          Probably all in Florida retirement homes by now.

      • Les Appentis De la résistance

        What is a vacationist?

    • Truly Madly Derply

      Separated at birth?
      https://youtu.be/4Vv5CsP1pAg

    • therblig

      trumpy must have read that 3rd article

    • Michael Smith

      Wow, the foreign women thing goes back that far?

      • MynameisBlarney

        I would imagine it goes back a good deal farther, but who knows for sure?

    • Mildred Broxon

      Hey, The River of Crawling Death sounds interesting! I’m rooting for the snakes.

  • WotsAllThisThen

    This explains why so many neo-Nazis marched in support of Obama, doesn’t it?

  • La forza del resistino

    Utilmate rejection is when your partner says the ‘genital adventure’ was more like a tour guide bus tour.

    • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

      “Xeroxed Map to the Stars Homes taped to a broken Segway”

  • jesuswasablack
    • Permit-holder Ron

      He shoulda laid off the speed, man. Bit of Lebanese blond hash woulda mellowed him right OUT.

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    Leftists are bad

    Hitler was bad

    Therefore Hitler was a leftist

    Can I get moneez now too?

    • TJ Barke

      Needs moar pseudo intellectual window dressing.

      • Beanz&Berryz

        And Hitler and Leftists are both socialists because they both use the word socialist

        • Riley Whodat Venable

          And everyone in the Peoples Republic of China are Republican.

    • jesuswasablack
    • Flashman

      Please. Dress this up with a quote from Woodrow Wilson’s 1915 address to the Grand Army of the Republic.

    • NotDarkYet

      Airtight! Brilliant! Bright future!!! Has Breitbart called yet? Be sure not to take the first low-balled offer! :)

    • Eileen Besse

      Roger Stone is advertising for someone who can spell. This is not a joke. No–THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

  • Shanzgood

    I’m late. Can someone please point me to the Gay Concentration Camps discussion?

    Thanks.

  • Joe Beese

    There are updates on the level of the Addicks Dam every 8 minutes at this link.

    https://www.harriscountyfws.org/GageDetail/Index/2110?R=1

    It looks like they’re making short controlled releases to try to keep the dam from being overwhelmed (108″ is the height of the spillway), but the rain keeps falling….

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/447073d6004dd2b7afc2ad1f5dc1e78ce64c535b51408d5894ac4a9fcd7aeef4.png

  • bookish

    https://www.propublica.org/article/sheriff-joe-arpaio-trump-pardon-aside-reporters-long-rap-sheet

    Below is a list of essential reading on one of the most reviled and beloved lawmen in the U.S.

    In November 2004, Arpaio won re-election to his fourth term as sheriff and quickly set about reorganizing the police force by transferring some 140 deputies to different positions. Mark Flatten, then a reporter at the East Valley Tribune, found evidence the moves were tied to the deputies’ political loyalty, or lack thereof, to Arpaio. “Those who worked to re-elect the sheriff moved into more prized positions,” Flatten wrote. “An analysis of the transfers of sworn officers by the Tribune shows deputies who backed Saban, Arpaio’s rival in the Republican primary last September, were moved to such jobs as transporting prisoners or standing watch in courtrooms.”

  • Joe Beese

    Rupert Murdoch and his sons are pulling Fox News off the air in Britain.

    The network’s parent company, 21st Century Fox, has announced that the controversial news channel will no longer be broadcast in the U.K. after failing to attract an audience. The network has also become a lightning rod for critics seeking to spoil the Murdochs’ planned $15 billion takeover of Sky, the top pay TV provider in the U.K.

    http://money.cnn.com/2017/08/29/media/fox-news-uk-fox-sky-rupert-murdoch/index.html

    • TJ Barke

      Lucky limey bastards.

    • Jack Had A Permit

      According to the article in The Hill, they didn’t even broadcast much outside pf American ‘news’. Why would they want to watch that in the first place? Does Faux even have an international division?

    • Permit-holder Ron

      The Brits have plenty of native RWNJs of their own, TYVM.

    • Anna Rompage

      So what you’re saying is that the average Brit, is more intelligent than the average American, by far…

  • Riley Whodat Venable

    Like so many Republicans D’Souza divorced his wife and married his mistress. As my late father-in-law used to say “A man who leaves his wife to marry his mistress creates a job opening.” I sure miss Floyd.

    • the barber of Mayberry?

      • Zippy W Pinhead
        • Jack Had A Permit

          Your band is just fantastic! That is really what I think! Oh, by the way, which one’s Pink?

        • ooooooo ah ah ah … Andy.. .

      • therblig

        as a kid, i had an irrational hatred of both floyd the barber and aunt bea. can’t explain it, just hated them both.

        • Canned Covfefe

          Floyd the barber maybe but Aunt Be?!?

        • I thought the barber was cooler than beat… aunt bea shattered glass.

    • TundraGrifter

      I certainly mean no disrespect to your late father-in-law, but shouldn’t that be “A mistress who marries a man who left his wife for her created a job opening.”

      • Riley Whodat Venable

        I think both work.

  • Legion left the pigs and entered into Republicans.

  • Joe Beese
    • NastyBossetti

      Have they started selling that FLOTUS hat on his campaign website yet?

      • Joe Beese

        Only one woman is entitled to wear the FLOTUS hat!

        • NastyBossetti

          Only one woman is paid enough to wear it.

          • therblig

            FEOTUS – First Escort

      • jesterpunk

        Not yet.

      • MynameisBlarney

        I’m sure Jarvanka is on the phone to their sweatshops in China right now.

    • jesuswasablack

      Looks like Abbott is checking out flotus? I wish he’d just stand up and be a man!

    • laughingnome

      She wears a FLOTUS hat to mock drowning people.

      • TundraGrifter

        When I read “flotus” I think about something nasty found in a punch bowl.

        Is it just me?

      • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

        I’m FLOTUS, and you’re FLOTSAM

    • MynameisBlarney

      Tell me the “FLOTUS” is shopped.

      I don’t care if it’s a lie, but please tell me it’s shopped.

      • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

        I cannot lie – it’s a real hat.

        • Joe Beese
          • Joe Beese
          • Antonin Dvorak

            Why the hell is the SBA there? Surely, you bring DOT and HHS before SBA.

          • TundraGrifter

            Federal assistance after a natural disaster often comes in the form of a loan from the SBA.

          • Antonin Dvorak

            OK, that makes sense.

          • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

            At least she changed her shoes.

          • Resistance Fighter Astraea

            We can all take comfort in being reminded that there’s never a bad time for the perfect popped collar.

          • Canned Covfefe

            I’m not snarking on her. When did popped collars become cool again? Serious fashion question.

      • NastyBossetti

        What? You don’t think a hat with a cutesy nickname of one’s title is appropriate for visiting people in a disaster area?

      • Zonath

        They spelled “flotsum” wrong.

      • Let her enjoy it, it can’t possibly last much longer…

        • MynameisBlarney

          Nope.
          Not gonna doit!

      • Eileen Besse

        No. It’s real. I’ve already thrown up for all of us.

    • therblig

      “Mr. President, the levees are breaching”

      “Don’t worry, tax reform will take care of that” – DJT

      • NotDarkYet

        The free market will pull you up by your boot straps.

    • Jack Had A Permit

      “You know what you need? A big, beautiful border wall. We’re gonna build that big, beautiful wall and we’re gonna make Hurricane Harvey pay for it!”

    • TundraGrifter

      I wish they’d flotus down the riverus. You know TFL is casual because she popped her collar.

      Seriously, though, why does President Trump have to drag around his family? He doesn’t need them when he wants to rant and rave on stage.

      • Querolous

        He doesn’t trust them.

  • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

    ya know, if D’Souza is going to make all these guilt by association claims about Nazis being sexual liberal, vegetarians and bohemian, maybe somebody should remind him they were all WHITE DUDES.

    Fucking hell.

    • jesterpunk

      I hear they also had extremely high levels of economic anxiety too.

  • NotALiar

    I get stupider every time I read something from D’Souza. This dude refuses to call out actual Nazis and has the gall to call me a Nazi because I think poor people should have a better shot at healthcare and and economic prosperity.

    • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

      if you’re gay, you’re a double Nazi!

  • Permit-holder Ron

    Can some kind person PLEASE find and push D’Felon’s ‘off’ button? PLEASE?

    • Crystalclear12

      I’m willing to settle for “return to factory settings”.

  • Anna Rompage

    I think Douchieness should write a memoir and call it “Fever Dreams & Flop Sweats – The rantings of a delusional conservative immigrant”

  • jesuswasablack

    More proof Dinesh is right, look what I found!

    http://s3.crackedcdn.com/blogimages/2009/05/nazi1.jpg

  • Royal Ugly Globalist Dude

    we commie preverts are going to have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.

    My precious bodily fluids are pure RC Cola.

    • theCryptofishist

      Canadian!

  • Joe Beese
    • laughingnome

      Yep. Pretty much sums it all up.

    • theCryptofishist

      Good times…

    • If only I could figure out the difference between those people that would cause such disparate phrasing…

    • clubseal

      Ugh. “… finding bread and soda FROM a local grocery store”?!
      They don’t do English good at AFP.
      Also too, great casual racism, AP.

      • Shanzgood

        MAybe it wasn’t still actually IN the store when they found it.

        • clubseal

          I just realized that, but I think I was also blinded by the fact that she’s got the bread in the water. Shit’s gonna be soggy, yo.

          • Shanzgood

            Yeah, not so good.

          • Downchuck

            Presalted

    • Dutchman

      I arrived in the Katrina zone to provide whatever assistance possible on September 1, 2005. The suffering was monumental and I am still affected by it to this day. Those pictures, however, are a perfect reflection of the attitudes that I saw among many there. Being a generally not naive person who has spent a lot of time in Louisiana it wasn’t exactly a surprise to me.

    • Michael Smith

      I’m already seeing the bitching on Facebook about how “certain” city residents are seeing this disaster as an opportunity to loot.

  • x111e7thst

    every orgy I ever attended was just crawling with Nazis. and Roger Stone (allegedly)

    • clubseal

      Every orgy I attended ended up just being Bible study. I was totally underdressed.

  • Paperless Tiger

    But were they jailbirds, Dinesh?

  • Riley Whodat Venable

    Oh Lord, a lady just went OFF on CNN for interviewing her as she got out of a rescue both. She basicly said “Get that shit away from me! Why the fuck are you interviewing people when they are breaking down. I’m wet, and my kids are wet and hungry.”

    • Joe Beese

      I thought everybody wanted to be on TV.

      • Riley Whodat Venable

        I guess everyone can have a bad day.

    • The KGB Ate Our Votes

      “But, ma’am…have you even seen Melania’s outfit? It’s category five chic.”

    • TJ Barke

      Sounds like what I would say.

    • Resistance Fighter Astraea

      She’s no Donald Trump.

    • Canned Covfefe

      She’s right.

      • GoutMachine

        “I like hurricane victims who don’t get wet” – Drumpf

      • Riley Whodat Venable

        Tell me how smart you are after you have been through a few hurricanes. Ever been in a blizzard? A tornado? An earthquake? If so, how stupid were you to be in that situation. It’s easy to talk about disasters if you’ve never been in one.

  • The KGB Ate Our Votes

    Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance like freaky German sexual libertines

    http://68.media.tumblr.com/ee3b840e296e6f74296fb000831369c1/tumblr_n89qbs1hJA1tf48o1o1_400.gif

  • Thiazin Red

    Himmler’s ideas sound like an even worse version of Plato’s Republic.

    • NeoliberalBanksterCaptainHowdy

      I wonder where he got them from?

  • TundraGrifter

    D’Minished D’Ranged isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer. Remember, he is a convicted felon – and breaking Federal political campaign finance laws isn’t any easy thing to do. You’ve got to be arrogant, stupid, or both.

    He lost a $1,000,000/year gig as President of a 250-400 student “college” by claiming to be engaged to a married woman (his best friend’s wife – Long Black Veil, anyone?) while he himself was still married.

    What a maroon!

    • Beanz&Berryz

      That college gig was criminal in itself. Those kids were paying $4000-$2500 each, per year, for the privilege of having that guy as “President.” Sounds just like Trump University…

      • I remember the best advice my college President (it was the graduating seniors happy hour reception at his house)…

        “Sit down and shut u”

        (I was drunk babbling)

  • jesuswasablack
  • Dolmance

    Vacationing She-Wolves. Tell me where. Please!

  • Joe Beese
  • IdiokraticCulturalMarxist
  • Me not sure

    That guy lacks a shirt, but feels the need to have a helmet strapped to his head. Some sort of protocol?

  • clubseal

    Totally need to start a band named “Lofty Basis and the Genital Adventures”

  • Joe Beese
    • NastyBossetti

      I am very afraid for that cartoon child right now. Don’t move a muscle, kid! Hopefully, he will get bored and move along.

      • Beanz&Berryz

        And keep your hands where he can see them… seriously.

        • Joe Beese

          The officer was in reasonable fear for his life!

          • Beanz&Berryz

            The black kid put his hand in his lap! There could have been a weapon there…

          • Truly Madly Derply

            Black laps matter–to white guys with penis envy.

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      “Put the Skittles DOWN, kid. Slowly…”

  • Joe Beese
    • Beanz&Berryz

      Is that for FUCKIN’ REAL? The “famous” thing AGAIN?

      • jowgajen

        Only compliment he knows.

        • Beanz&Berryz

          The only thing that matters…

      • The KGB Ate Our Votes

        Somebody tell Trump how famous he’d be if he were assassinated….

    • Jack Had A Permit

      “He got fat”– Steve Bannon.

  • bookish

    https://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/2017-08-29/how-to-make-500-year-storms-happen-every-year

    So either Houston has been desperately unlucky lately, or something has changed to sharply increase the likelihood of epic floods.

    One much-discussed potential culprit is global warming, which while it hasn’t clearly increased the frequency of tropical storms does appear to be bringing periods of much more intense rainfall. By causing sea levels to rise it’s also raising the risk from hurricane storm surges, although that hasn’t been the issue with Harvey and Houston.

    A far more dramatic change, though, is that in 1940, when organized flood control efforts were just getting going, there were 528,961 people in the Houston metropolitan area. Now there are 6.8 million. That not only means millions more houses to flood, but also fewer places for water to soak harmlessly into the ground. Just between 1996 and 2011, estimates marine science professor Sam Brody of Texas A&M University at Galveston, the Houston area saw a 25 percent increase in the area covered by impervious surfaces such as buildings and pavement.

    • Wolf Tracker

      Warmer oceans means more evaporation so small storm fronts will turn into hurricanes with much heavier rain.

      It’s a sciency thing!

  • NotDarkYet

    The Frankfurt School — made into the bad guy by people who couldn’t spell it or find Frankfurt on a map.

  • Joe Beese
  • Rags

    OT sorta but both of the flood gauges on the two endangered Houston dams have flooded.

  • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

    GODDAMIT!

    “Trump in Corpus Christi: “What a crowd, what a turnout”

    From CNN’s Kevin Liptak:

    Trump addressed a crowd gathered outside the firehouse where he just met with state, federal and local officials for a Harvey briefing.

    After pledging to “get you back and operating immediately,” Trump remarked on the crowd size gathered to hear him speak — as if he were at a rally.

    “What a crowd, what a turnout,” Trump said.”

    • Riley Whodat Venable

      What a POS.

      • Yep, he certainly takes the TU out of POTUS.

        • Riley Whodat Venable

          Well Trump University (TU) is closed.

    • Anna Rompage

      I suppose nobody told him that was actually an official evacuation spot for the people who have been displaced from their homes…

    • OutOfOrbit

      your kiddin, right?

      • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

        NOPE

      • Mr. Blobfish

        Even waved around a TX flag.

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      He is so fucking repulsive.

    • NastyBossetti
      • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

        come on Corpitos – be fucking cool.

      • Les Appentis De la résistance

        All the liberals were busy being helpers.

    • laughingnome

      Hi Houston! How you folks doing tonight? I just flew in from Washington and boy are my arms tired.

    • Moebym of the Returners

      Can’t say we didn’t expect him to boast about his crowd size.

    • jesterpunk
      • Uncle Mark

        I’m hoping that Mueller does the same thing to Trump…hitting him so hard, that his kids and all the co-conspirators are smashed to bits

    • jesterpunk

      Trump is going to Louisiana then coming back to Texas this weekend, just like the hurricane.

      http://thehill.com/homenews/news/348411-trump-lands-in-texas-to-survey-hurricane-damage

      Trump is looking to take a hands-on approach to the hurricane and has said he may visit neighboring Louisiana and return for a second swing through Texas this weekend.

      • elviouslyqueer

        Louisiana visit still isn’t confirmed. And this isn’t the first time Governor John Bel has cockblocked Cheetolini.

    • mardam422

      Idiot!! Their fucking homes are gone!!

      So presidential.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      The Idiot King is off to Austin.

    • Michael Smith

      “If this is what it takes to get people to come to my shows now, I’m going to have to look into creating my own natural disasters.”

  • goonemeritus

    It turns out that people of all political stripes are approximately the same when it comes to getting their freak on. but like peeing in the shower the main difference between Democrats and Republicans is that Democrats are more likely to admit they pee in the shower.

    • Wolf Tracker

      Only if there is a jelly fish in there!

    • Anna Rompage

      And aim for the drain, instead of spraying it all over the place…

      • goonemeritus

        Being accurate just seems like good manners.

      • Beanz&Berryz

        So the pee on the toenail fungus thing is an Old Wives Tale?

        • goonemeritus

          Yes but it still feels warm and comforting, so it has that going for it.

          • Anna Rompage

            Just like peeing in your wet suit on a cold chilly day…

          • goonemeritus

            Just don’t try that in a dry-suit.

          • Major_Major_Major

            Best feeling ever, especially after an icy duck dive.

    • Marion in Savannah

      One of the classic definitions of an Episcopalian is someone who gets out of the shower to pee in the toilet.

      • SDGeoff3

        In our Episcopalian household, we were taught to pee before getting into the shower. I still do. Am I so fucking wrong???!!11!!

        • Marion in Savannah

          I was too. And most of the time I do, but every now and then…

          • SDGeoff3

            Mmm-hmm!

    • Beanz&Berryz

      But, are we just talking Democrat men and Republican men peeing in the shower, or do the women do it too?

    • Riley Whodat Venable

      Democrats like to pee in the shower, Republicans like showers of pee.

      • Shanzgood

        Or they pee in their own bathwater.

    • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

      Why would you pee in the shower? that makes it hard to bottle and catalog.

      what?

  • Gorillionaire

    The Nazis weren’t vegetarians – they were war rationed. Hitler’s PR team pretended he was vegetarian to bolster the idea that not having anything left to eat but weeds and roots was good for you. This while Adolf himself was having his chef prepare some ghastly meat and fish thing called “squib” for him on a regular basis. Then in the 1950’s huckster in the US wrote a book about how he was “Hitler’s personal physician” and perpetuated the claim that Hitler was some vegetarian naturalist freak.

    • jowgajen

      Recent research indicates Hitler was a massive dope fiend. True fact.

      • jowgajen
        • Mr. Blobfish

          I’m looking at that book on my shelf. Very illuminating.

      • laughingnome

        So there it is! Hitler liked dope, hippies liked dope. Hippies are Nazis!

      • Riley Whodat Venable

        Hey, I used to be one as well. But I never ordered the death of even one Jew or Roma. Not one.

        • laughingnome

          You never ordered, but did you request politely with an option not to?

          • Riley Whodat Venable

            Not that I remember. I was an opiod junky in the 70s and 80s. I spent most of my time in a nod.

      • Wild Cat

        Plus those anti-flatulence pills he took had massive side effects.

        • 🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️

          If Trump took anti flatulence pills he’d have nothing to say.

      • NotDarkYet

        Pervitin was the drug of choice for just about the entire army/air force/citizens. When in the jaws of Stalingrad, many soldiers were too jacked up to realize frost bite or distinguish friend from foe. And of course when the supplies of the speed ran out around Stalingrad, the crash was an additional problem.

    • The KGB Ate Our Votes

      While the guys at the front were eating roots and weeds Hitler was hogging all the ham and bananas hollandaise…. https://vintagerecipecards.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/ham_and_bananas_hollandaise.jpg

      • laughingnome

        This is vaguely vomitous.

      • NastyBossetti

        This is a great recipe for those times when you never want people to ask you to bring anything to a potluck ever again.

        • The KGB Ate Our Votes
          • Shanzgood

            Oh, hell. I have GOT to make that for my daughter.

          • NastyBossetti

            Are those… hot dogs arranged unartfully on top? They’re so wan!

          • Major_Major_Major

            Vienna Sausages, the Trump phalanges of the Wurst world.

          • 🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️

            Dancing phalanges! Dancing phalanges!

          • eggs ackly-wright

            Downright forlorn.

          • Moebym of the Returners

            I…would actually would try that.

          • Marion in Savannah

            What the hell are those white things on the top? Please, dear God, don’t let it be bananas…

          • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

            Vienna Sausages.

          • elviouslyqueer

            Processed pig parts! YUMMY.

          • Marion in Savannah

            Thank God. They’re almost edible.

          • Persistent Tennessee Rain

            Those are totally repulsive. And this is coming from someone who eats liverwurst.

          • Canned Covfefe

            Mmm. Thanks for reminding me that I have some liverwurst to finish off.

          • jodyleek
          • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

            It’s like the Cthulu of food.

          • II Gosala

            Questionable Wackelpudding

          • Mr. Blobfish

            What’s on top? Hot dogs? If so, I’m in.

          • NeoliberalBanksterCaptainHowdy

            Vienna sausages!

          • Anna Rompage

            The Vienna Sausages on top are a nice touch! Why they’re just like little baby Italian sausages, but different, more like bologna in fact…

          • Persistent Tennessee Rain

            You beat me to it!

        • NastyBossetti

          I just told MrBossetti I am making this for our next party, but I am going to add a layer of mayo between the bananas and the ham. He has stopped responding to me. So either I’m headed for a divorce, or he had to go vomit. Maybe both.

          • SDGeoff3

            Use Miracle Whip to be authentic.

        • Canned Covfefe

          Oh, that’s the purpose.

      • Shanzgood

        From collection of 1950s recipes put together by heavily medicated housewives?

        • Eileen Besse

          TIME-TRAVELING heavily-medicated housewives?

        • Nockular cavity

          “I’m so fucked up on Valium that this crap seemed like a good idea.”

          • Shanzgood

            Seriously. My mom smoked weed and the worst she ever came up with was fish sticks. I’m so sad she didn’t discover Indian food until after I moved out.

          • CripesAmighty

            If yer an Indian fan, try Madhur Jaffrey and Julie Sanhi’s cookbooks. Yum, yum, drool, drool.

          • Shanzgood

            I have one of Julie Sahni’s!

          • CripesAmighty

            Good stuff. If ya want a sublime pot of fire, try one of Jaffrey’s Vindaloos. Here’s one: http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/pork-or-lamb-vindaloo
            3 hints: don’t cheat–if you skip a step (like puréeing the onion/spice paste), you’ll fuck up the texture; make sure the onions are dark brown on the edges; add 1 lb quartered taters for more heft.

      • Anna Rompage
        • Marion in Savannah

          Lord above — where are you folks finding stuff like that? I showed the ham, bananas, and hollandaise thing to Mr. MinS and he suggested I simply cancel dinner entirely.

          • NastyBossetti

            The 1970s, I think?

          • SDGeoff3

            The fifties! Jell-O salads!

          • NastyBossetti

            Everything from before I was born looks the same to me.

          • SDGeoff3

            It tasted that way, also too.

          • Canned Covfefe

            Doesn’t everyone have a bunch of these recipe booklets?

      • eggs ackly-wright

        Good fucking Christ.

      • Persistent Tennessee Rain

        https://www.buzzfeed.com/ariannarebolini/truly-upsetting-vintage-recipes?utm_term=.tmQQWrWmM#.eyVMBGBpZ

        I looked at the link. These all look like something the mom in “Better Off Dead” would make.

      • Dazza

        Dear god.

  • SisterArtemis

    Hey Wonkers, OT, but wanted to share: New Margaret and Helen post is up.
    If Only The Trump Presidency Could Be Counted In Dog Years. My Apology To Dogs.

    • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

      love me some Margaret and Helen.

  • Joe Beese
  • Wolf Tracker

    Hitler liked his niece to pee on his face.
    Trump likes underage hookers to pee on him.

    See how easy that is Dinesh!

  • Joe Beese
    • Wolf Tracker

      Of course all stranded outside fast food restaurants.

      We just need enough big macs to survive a few days.

      • laughingnome

        Looks like a normal Saturday morning in Florida.

      • Joe Beese

        He should have made a run for the border when he had a chance.

  • laughingnome

    I wonder if Trump will tour the Spaghetti Factory building CNN had featured during flood coverage?

    • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

      “Are they open? Can we stop and eat?” – DJT

  • Bitter Scribe

    So D’Souza managed to stop excoriating Barack Obama, who is still married to his first wife, long enough to write this, did he?

  • Daniel

    OT:

    For you the day Fox News got taken off the air in the UK was the most Trumpianly impotent day of his life. For me…

    it was Tuesday.

  • OrG

    Aren’t the actual nazis gonna be pissed off about this?

  • Joe Beese

    Can we haz a new thread, plz?

    I’ve had my fill of Dinesh and the sex Nazis.

  • OutOfOrbit

    btw…
    WTF kind of name is Dinesh D’Souza anyway?

    • Shanzgood

      Just another weird brown one. Don’t worry about it.

      • OutOfOrbit

        sorry will go sit in corner of shame now

        • Shanzgood

          No, you like it there. Go sit on the porch.

          • OutOfOrbit

            aint got one

          • Shanzgood

            I didn’t specify that it had to be YOUR porch.

          • OutOfOrbit

            you want me to go into the corn field

    • OrG

      It ain’t merican.

    • eggs ackly-wright

      I always did get Ceylon and Salon confused.

  • SDGeoff3

    I answer only to Mexican CocaCola.

    • eggs ackly-wright

      Colonel “Bat” Guano: You’re gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.

  • pgjack

    Slave owners were pretty libertine with the slaves whose lives they could end on a whim. That’s been true as far back in history as we know. Something about absolute power corrupting absolutely. There’s a difference between choosing sexual partners and preferences and forcing victims to do your bidding. Nazis fell into the forcing your victims to do your bidding category. So did the Japanese during WWII. Those Nazis in command could do what they wanted but they made homosexuals without power wear badges for identification so they could easily be rounded up and slaughtered. And Hitler was a notorious prude probably because he was such a ugly little shit and was socially ignored as a youngster. He got even by murdering millions of people. Those who worship at Hitler’s shrines today are ignorant assholes.

    • Shanzgood

      Libertine? Forced to do your bidding? I think the word you’re looking for is rape.

  • eggs ackly-wright

    “polymorphous sexuality.”? I prefer polymorphous perversity.

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    Who had Trump commenting on crowd size when he arrived in TX? Come to the concession stand to claim your prize! Extra butter for those who predicted Melania would own a hat that read “FLOTUS”

    http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/President-Trump-visiting-Corpus-Christi-Austin-12132704.php

    • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

      I’m a little disappointed in Corpus, as it looks like a bunch of people did show up and chant.

      It looked like a bunch of latino people, and they were chanting USA< so maybe they were telling him to fuck off in that nice southern way.

      • laughingnome

        They were chanting Bless Your Heart!

      • jesterpunk

        Did they willingly show up or where they there because they lost their houses and that was the evacuation site?

        • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

          it’s a firehouse where they had a meeting – they looked pretty happy.

        • NastyBossetti

          One lady said she didn’t have electricity and a/c at her house, but it didn’t sound like she’d been evacuated. It was more like, “it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, so I cam down to see him, and i’m glad he is coming here and he will tell us everything is going great!”

      • NastyBossetti

        There were other videos from that same twitter user, where people were talking about how excited they were that he was there. It was as if there was no disaster going on at all.

        • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

          sigh.

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      Jesus Hussein Christ. What a douche.

    • AJ Milne

      (Blinks…)

      I figure Trump attending someone’s funeral is pretty much the same scene.

      • The KGB Ate Our Votes

        Trump in the afterlife —
        “Wow! What a crowd! There must be millions here. Tremendous. Too bad the fire marshal won’t allow in all the folks lined up outside. And who knew Hell even had a fire marshal? Nobody knew!”

  • Royal Ugly Globalist Dude

    In Germany, she-wolves get six weeks paid vacation.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      Equal pay as he-wolves?

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    Pretty sure Dinesh loves him some Nazisploitation.

  • Joe Beese
    • Beanz&Berryz

      The Lord works His miracles…

    • The Librarian

      A plague on his head!!! Don’t want to curse his “house” since people need it.

    • The KGB Ate Our Votes

      Get Ken Ham to bring his ark down there!

      • Canned Covfefe

        Ok, YOU win the internet today and all the upvotes also too.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      something something Moses did Joel a favor and parted some water…

    • Wild Cat

      The Brink’s Truck moved in, parted the waters . . .

    • proudgrampa

      Bless his heart.

  • The Librarian

    Dinesh enjoys d’sex as long as d’wife doesn’t have d’headache which prolly happens d’often so he’s just d’jealous of all the “d’perverts”.

    D’uoh!!!!11!!!!

    • OutOfOrbit

      i cannut believe it, but i caught my lips moving when reading that

      • Shanzgood

        What did you catch them in?

        • OutOfOrbit

          U-Haul trailer

  • Daniel Hooper

    I’m starting to think the only difference in the fictional content of my stories and D’Souza is that I admit upfront my stories are fictional. Plus my writing is way better. And when I invoke sexual imagery, I do so with the intent to arouse instead of repulse.
    Although…hmm; seemingly facist group that in reality are sex obsessed? THERE’S a starter for an erotic parody. I’m thinking War Of The Worlds with anthropomorphic cows? Oh yeah; that’ll work just fine…

    • MizzMazz

      Apocalypse Cow?

      • Daniel Hooper

        I like the cut of your jib, but I’ll save that for a Vietnam parody. I’m thinking. “They Came From Beyond The Moon”.

  • Cousin Itt un Mondialiste

    Why did I know this was a Dok Zoom story before I saw the byline?

  • whitroth

    Dinesh, old boy, you seem to have missed the fact that in 1984, They had total control of the government, and could and did rewrite history.

    Your little book ain’t gonna cut it.

    Now, for Wonketteers, IANAL, so if there are any out there… can we sue him, individually, or as a class-action lawsuit, for libel?

  • Mr. Blobfish

    The hurricane is getting tremendous ratings. Tremendous.

    • GoutMachine

      A lot of people don’t know that Texas gets hurricanes and flooding!

    • Anna Rompage

      Why it’s the most popular hurricane in years! But it hasn’t beaten my ratings, no way, I’m even bigger than this…

    • eggs ackly-wright

      Like nothing we’ve ever seen before.

      • Mr. Blobfish

        Who knew hurricanes were so destructive?

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      Huuuge crowds!….

    • cmd resistor

      From Fake News CNN:
      Trump stood across the street in the driveway of the firehouse. He stepped on top of a low stool and spoke into a microphone.
      “Thank you everybody,” Trump said, waving.
      After pledging to “get you back and operating immediately,” Trump remarked on the crowd size gathered to hear him speak — as if he were at a rally.
      “What a crowd, what a turnout,” Trump said.

  • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

    Don Dipshit is on his way to Austin now.

    • jesterpunk

      Can someone direct him down a flooded side street?

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    True story- the Nazi officer on that magazine cover is actually Lee Marvin

  • Panika MCD

    hey, guys. the main organizer for BLM Houston is at Costco right now picking up supplies for the shelters. if you can donate, please do:

    http://paypal.me/ashtonpwoods

    • Panika MCD

      I should note that Ashton is a hero. he’s the organizer for BLM, a gay, HIV+ black man and he moved to Houston 12 years ago today as a Katrina refugee. he’s been on point making sure that people are evacuated from their homes when they can’t get to anyone else and is braving the streets now despite the anxiety it gives him. please donate.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      Done. Thanks for the tip…

      • Panika MCD

        he’s one of my heroes.

        • Beanz&Berryz

          That’s high praise…

          • Panika MCD

            he’s pretty fucking amazing.

  • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

    Meanwhile:

    “First on CNN: US troops exchange fire with Turkish-backed rebels in Syria”

    beware fucking autoplay
    http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/29/politics/us-troops-exchange-fire-turkish-rebels-syria/index.html

    • laughingnome

      We’ve always been at war with East Turkey. Especially around Thanksgiving.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        Sarah Palin is ON IT!

        She’s leading the charge of the light-headed brigade

    • laughingnome

      I hope we don’t fowl this up.

    • Iron Monkey

      The drumsticks of war are sounding.

      • Nockular cavity

        I’m sure Greece will be involved.

  • Lance Thrustwell

    I was just watching Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS for the 107th time when I just happened across this post. How dare he say that leftists are Nazi perverts?

    • Wild Cat

      I always had D’Souza down as a “Salo” wanker.

      • OutOfOrbit

        i wank solo when i can

      • alpacapunchbowl

        Yeesh. I’ve only seen clips from Salo and that was traumatizing enough.

  • Iron Monkey

    The Devil’s Couch of Torment

    A masterpiece from when they really knew how to write cover copy for books.

  • Lance Thrustwell

    Well, that Dinesh, maybe he’s on to something. I am a lifelong leftist, and also a big ole orgiastic prevert.

    But my question is… what the hell’s wrong with that??

    • OutOfOrbit

      me BIG fan of D’orgasms! orgasms good. ( -:

    • Kiri the Unicorn

      I wanna hear more about the orgies!

      • kbbaldwin2

        I don’t want to hear about them. I want the address.

    • TJ Barke

      Everything! Non missionary non baby making sex will kill us all!

      • NastyBossetti

        I, myself, am already dead from it thousands of times over.

        • TJ Barke

          Go on…

  • Iron Monkey

    For Dinesh it is always Springtime for Hitler.

  • Joe Beese
    • Everrett Fanuelli

      This is definitely a conflict of interest that should make all Republicans “concerned”

      • Shanzgood

        It’s raising money for his 2020 run, so that’s how he gets around it, right?

      • jesuswasablack

        Really if they don’t give a fuck about “grab “em” by the pussy” or “Can you see your way to let this (Mike Flynn) thing go” or “Anyone would have taken that meeting” with the Russians to get dirt on Hillary or asking the FBI director for loyalty or asking the AG to dump it’s trial of Joe Apario or (do I need to continue) what makes you think they would give a fuck about these stupid hats??????

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      Not a terrible price for a convenient, easily portable toilet. One use only of course, but oh well.

      • Kiri the Unicorn

        Dear Shit-For-Brains…

        • Bub, the cynical zombie

          The shit is supposed to go IN the hat – but in the case of Donnie and his Trumpkins, the shit is always UNDER it.

    • elviouslyqueer

      God, everything is a money-making scam with him, isn’t it?

    • Jack Had A Permit

      Forty bucks for a poorly made ball cap? I’d rather eat a live Pork Tapeworm.

    • JoeChristmas

      Despite the tragedy in SE Texas, the factories in China are churning these hats out in record numbers.

    • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

      “How about a status report? How is Dallas doing?”

      “Sir, the water levels of several rivers are overtoppi…”

      “No, no, not that again. How are the hats selling? Lots of orders? I assume the red ones are doing amazing. Real gangbusters.”

  • Nockular cavity

    Never mind the Nazis: where are these sex traps of vacationing she-wolves? So I can avoid them.

  • bbayliss

    Hey! One of my dirty, drunken, uncles dirty magazines!

  • Bub, the cynical zombie
    • Joe Beese

      You shoulda seen Ted Cruz glumly tapdancing around that yesterday.

      At first, I didn’t know if he was going to be able to get it up one more time. He seemed almost on the verge of saying, “Yeah, you’re right. I’m a hypocritical piece of shit.”

    • OrG

      Covering rethug hypocrisy could be a 24 hr network.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      It won’t matter a bit to the Texass constituents. They will see absolutely nothing wrong with screwing over the Yankee northerners in one breath and turning around and begging for money from Uncle Sugar in the next… That’s how these nitwits keep getting elected.

  • Joe Beese
    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      She’s right. and she’s obviously terrified. there are no words.

    • elviouslyqueer

      Dear CNN reporter:

      I know you are trying to do your job, but when a cold, wet, clearly upset hurricane survivor tells you to get the microphone out of their face, get the fucking microphone out of their face.

      You’re welcome.

      EQ

      • Wild Cat

        Plus privacy rights.

        • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

          not applicable, sadly.

    • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

      in the Red Cross we were trained NOT to let cameras into shelters for this EXACT fucking reason.

      There can be exceptions, usually you have to clear it with the leader of the shelter, but protocol states you’re supposed to announce it to the clients (yes, that’s what they call them) and give them an alternative place to go out of camera range

    • SeeTrain65

      My first on-camera assignment in Broadcast Journalism class was a trip to a homeless shelter in Columbus to talk with some people staying there. We were told we needed permission of the residents to talk to them, and we agreed. There were at least 30 people in the room when we arrived. There were about six who agreed to be on camera for our story we were only going to show in class to about 20 people, including my instructor, a veteran reporter who worked in public television covering the Texas and Ohio Statehouses.

      This doesn’t surprise me one single bit. CNN gets a lot of shit from Trump for their coverage, but they also get a lot of shit they rightfully deserve, like this.

  • Anna Rompage

    Speaking of republican clowns…

    Judge swats down Sarah Palin’s defamation lawsuit against The New York Times

    • jesterpunk

      How long until people claim that means she won?

      • Anna Rompage

        Themz liburl aktavist judgez has maids attaked on our sweet Palin ounce again….

        • Bub, the cynical zombie

          You are fluent in Wingnutese. I’m impressed.

          • Anna Rompage

            It’s taken many many years, but since the rise of the Tealiban, it’s been much easier to pick it up…

    • Wild Cat

      Both the plaintiff and the defendant suck dog balls.

  • MasRioBravoHombre

    White cons call D’nesh a “n!gger” the second they think he’s out of earshot.

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      Republicans like having Dinesh around. He’s their anti-racism fig leaf.

      • Well, they don’t like having him PHYSICALLY around, but if they can point to him from a distance, they’re fine with that.

  • Fancy Meau-Faux

    I like having a lofty basis for my genital adventures, which is why I only fuck on bunk beds.

  • Everrett Fanuelli
    • The KGB Ate Our Votes

      They’ll photoshop the water in later?

    • Panika MCD

      fake.

      • The KGB Ate Our Votes

        I knew it! Melania is smiling.

      • Johnatx

        You hear that Trump is going to be here in Austin at the DPS complex on North Lamar? Guess around 3 pm

    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      Fake or not, that isn’t a bad metaphorical representation of his presidency.

    • Anna Rompage

      Yeah, there’s no way Donad could make it up the couple steps it would take to get into the boat….

      Then again, maybe he had several of his aides pick him up and place him in there.

      Carson, Price & Perry, where the hell are you? Come over here and put me in this boat…

    • Everrett Fanuelli

      The fact that this could possibly be a real photo tells you all what you need to know about this white house.

    • jesterpunk

      Donny would never get in a boat that small or that dirty.

    • Bill D. Burger

      Better visual for his presidency:

      Trumptanic: The Ship of Screams

      https://i.ytimg.com/vi/DAao2y2GqUE/hqdefault.jpg

    • RobGinChicago

      Unless his fat ass was hoisted in by a crane, no way.

    • cmd resistor

      I did see it somewhere else…..

    • Nockular cavity

      U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

    • P’jama Pahnts

      Well, he does like to play in other people’s vehicles. I heard he was he was playing in trucks again earlier today.

    • Jamoche

      Because I am a google fu master…

      “Best guess for this image: Tropical cyclone”

      Nice call. Now to “show more”… Aw, darn, all the other versions of it are empty:
      https://lintvkoin.files.wordpress.com/2017/08/harvey_stee-8.jpg?w=512

      Give him time, though. It’s like the Onion – today’s parody is tomorrow’s news.

  • Bill D. Burger
    • Bub, the cynical zombie

      God was aiming at Joel Osteen’s church. God is a lousy shot, and also doesn’t give a fuck about collateral damage. That’s how we know God is a Republican.

    • Jack Had A Permit

      I can’t read that dudes name without immediately picturing Anthony Perkins. His friends did call him Tony, btw.

  • Johnatx

    Guess we now know what D’vorce D’spousa jacks to.

  • Randy Riddle

    Is there anything beyond “I can’t even”?

    Because I was saying “I can’t even” after seeing Wonkette’s last post about this guy.

  • bbayliss

    I guess I’ve been doing history wrong.

  • James Baskin

    Guess I’ve been looking on the wrong websites for female perverts.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Melania should have worn a pair of Ivanka’s luxe weatherproof shoes.

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIaoiPxV4AATTPr.jpg

  • He seems nice. (I hope this is a parody, but the website doesn’t look like one)

    http://babylonbee.com/news/joel-osteen-sails-luxury-yacht-flooded-houston-pass-copies-best-life-now/

  • Panika MCD
    • Johnatx

      Though Austin Duck Adventures sounds like something one would do if they got drunk on Sixth Street

      • Panika MCD

        they’re not sending the bar crawl pedal vehicles that are a bitch to get stuck behind in traffic.

        • Beanz&Berryz

          That’s why we have a pedal brew barge… more room to get around it on the river…

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      but what about Austin Genital Adventures?

      • Panika MCD

        that’s a service available at my house for certain individuals who don’t mind being watched by the pets and who I pre-approve.

        • Major_Major_Major

          That’s asking a lot. It used to always wig me out when I would look up in mid-sexxytimes with the Mrs. and see the schnauzer looking at me in disappointment and confusion

          • Panika MCD

            one room apt. deal with it.

          • NastyBossetti

            My dog doesn’t even let MrBossetti hug me without barking and trying to get between us. I can’t imagine how apoplectic he would be if he witnessed genital adventures.

          • Beanz&Berryz

            It was the deep growls out of an 80-pound dog that would put me off my game…

      • therblig

        depends on whether you want to get down or go down.

  • John McLaughlin

    Why would The Kings College pay Dinesh a cool million per year? Didn’t the students feel cheated?

    • I mean, if they don’t already feel cheated by going to a “Christian College”, they probably have a pretty high tolerance for grift.

      • therblig

        the former mayor of jersey city, bret schundler, after being soundly trounced by jim mcgreevey for nj governor and then soundly trounced in the gov primary 4 years later, apparently lost a fortune (odd because he touted himself as a financial genius while leaving the city with a huge budget shortfall – can’t raise those taxes when you’re the gop golden boy) in the 2008 crash and had to actually work for a living.

        he then became christie’s commissioner of education where he presided over an embarrassing presentation to the feds that ended up losing NJ $400M in school funding. jersey whale was not happy. under the bus.

        after that he ended up at The King’s College as CEO. oddly enough, before he ran for mayor, he and his wife were pro-choice democrats. but once he saw the light (and was drooled over by william f. buckley AND newt gingrich), he was all in as a rw religious nutjob. buckley even touted him as a likely presidential candidate in 2008. my what a bullet we dodged.

        if he’s representative of The Kings College quality, i doubt the students even notice.

    • Jamoche

      Prosperity gospel. If they’re making that much it’s because God loves them best.

  • Bill D. Burger

    At his first briefing in Texas, Trump thanks FEMA Director William Brock Long and says he’s become “very famous on television” due to Harvey. Concentrating on what’s really important, huh?

    Yup! Good ratings comin’ for you Long. Just don’t ever eclipse Orange Foolius or your job is over.

    • jesterpunk
      • Persistent Tennessee Rain

        Oh honey, alcohol is so much easier on the brain.

        • liver – not so much…

          I recommend psillocybin.

    • Johnatx

      Though, the FEMA director seems competent. How did that happen?

      • Major_Major_Major

        2Scoops ran through all the fucktards in his list? Appointed him accidentally to the wrong agency? Got his name using the “dartboard and applicant list” technique? Certainly not on purpose

        • Jamoche

          Hedley Lamarr handed him the paperwork while he was distracted?

      • jesterpunk

        Congress passed a law after Brownie saying the FEMA director has to have 5 years experience in emergency management.

        • JerryRich

          You mean He, Trump actually obeyed a law? Holy Crap!

          • Permit-holder Ron

            He’s very sorry and promises never to do it again.

          • jesterpunk

            He didnt have a choice this time when he nominated someone. I am just surprised he nominated a FEMA director, it only took him until June to do it.

      • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

        per wikipedia:

        “In 2011, Long joined the emergency management consulting firm Hagerty Consulting, where he was executive vice president.[6]”

  • Kiri the Unicorn

    I don’t wanna be a Leftist Nazi. Can I just do the preversion part?

    • Jack Had A Permit

      I know I do.

    • I don’t know why, but I really believe, deep down in my heart that there are thousands of beautiful women aching to perform for me.

  • Panika MCD

    fucking finally. Joel Osteen opened the church. I’ve seen videos confirming this.

    http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/29/us/joel-osteen-houston-megachurch-criticism/index.html

    • will he take firstborn in lieu of tickets?

      • Crystalclear12

        Or fatted calf?

        • cows in a trench covered in oil and set on fire?

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    “A house divided against itself cannot stand.”- Lincoln
    “Today is a day that will live in infamy”- FDR
    “What a crowd! What a turnout!”- Donald J. Trump

  • Bill D. Burger

    Hopefully, Melania changed into her Ivanka ‘High Tide’ luxe shoes and didn’t get her Manolo Blahniks damp! ~horrors~
    (Wife gave me a dirty look. I’m sure she’s more concerned about the Manolos than she is for Melania.)

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIaCahwXYAEwWR4.jpg

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIaoiPxV4AATTPr.jpg

    What’s up with you ladies and shoes! I’m in trouble, huh?

    • Panika MCD

      she changed into white, unstained tennis shoes before getting off the plane.

      • Jack Had A Permit

        One-time use only, to be sure.

      • …and tossed her used ones in the trash.

    • Serai 1

      Manolos and Melania share the same value, as far as I’m concerned – NONE AT ALL.

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    uh oh, someone woke BoBo up (he’s only a half century late)

    https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/29/opinion/trump-identity-politics.html

    • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

      ugh, who actually believes this:

      “Between 1984 and 2003 I worked at National Review, The Washington Times, the Wall Street Journal editorial page and The Weekly Standard. Most of my friends were Republicans.”

      “In that time, I never heard blatantly racist comments at dinner parties, and there were probably fewer than a dozen times I heard some veiled comment that could have suggested racism. To be honest, I heard more racial condescension in progressive circles than in conservative ones.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        BoBo is the medicinal salve for butthurt republicans- he makes all that nasty racism and bigotry and other assorted ugliness go away with his patented #notallreuplicansuntilrecently soporific™

        • pstockholm

          Sounds like more of a suppository than a salve.

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            the Sunday edition can be a bit of a tight fit…

      • P’jama Pahnts

        This anecdotal and totally believable story works for me! Please point me at a minority-person so I can begin epitheting!

        • Zippy W Pinhead

          Why I never heard a word of that sort of thing while attending cocktail parties in the Hamptons! All the blahs and Messicans and other hired help were treated with the utmost respect!

          • WeaselPoo

            In that we didn’t acknowledge them in any way, so how could we even be condescending even, also too?

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            Hi Charlie, sure I’ll take another hors d’oeuvre. How’s the family? Oh, you’re not married? Nevermind that, it’s not important. I think Peggy needs another gin and tonic, be a good fellow and step and fetch her one…

          • P’jama Pahnts

            Same here. I always thoughtfully say “hola” and “gracias” and fist-bump the black guys.

      • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

        now I feel bad, that was apparently pre 2005:

        “Recent surveys suggest that roughly 47 percent of Republicans are what you might call conservative universalists and maybe 40 percent are what you might call conservative white identitarians. White universalists believe in conservative principles and think they apply to all people and their white identity is not particularly salient to them. White identitarians are conservative, but their white identity is quite important to them, sometimes even more important than their conservatism.”

        • Steely_Fan

          >now I feel bad…
          Don’t. From Newsweek on 8/23:
          “The poll shows the president’s approval slipping to 73 percent among Republican voters from 81 percent the week before.”
          http://www.newsweek.com/trumps-charlottesville-response-sinks-support-among-republicans-653934
          Seventy-three goddam percent. This, after “many sides, many sides” and “I think there is blame on both sides,” and “Not all of those people were neo-Nazis, believe me. Not all of those people were white supremacists by any stretch.” Oh, and then he pardoned Sheriff Joe. Anyone who does not disavow Drumpf for his racist words and behavior is a racist, no matter how many times Bobo tries to whitewash them.

      • Wild Cat

        Fuck him. Period.

      • NastyBossetti

        Yes, because the only kind of racism is the kind where you make blatantly racist comments at dinner parties.

        • SeeTrain65

          No wonder he and Peggums get along so well.

      • Anna Rompage

        He never heard the Republican president use the term “welfare queen” while working as a journalist, or he just happened to believe that it was true and agreed with it?

        • Zippy W Pinhead

          Willie Horton who?

      • Permit-holder Ron

        ‘Racial condescension’ = ‘saying good things about anyone who isn’t white.’

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      2005????
      Seems Daveycakes never heard of Lee Atwater… or Nixon’s southern strategy, making him exactly as stupid as the twitterer who assured me that the Democratic party was the party of the KKK.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        He’s not stupid- he’s dishonest. BoBo’s job is to disseminate the dopey talking points to the GOP leadership, who in turn dumb it down even further in order to spoonfeed it to the truly stupid base.

        • sgt. jmk of the résistance

          Exactly… and I’ve had my fill of his attempts to gentrify GOP ugliness on the News Hour.

          Dude gives me a pain.

    • Steely_Fan

      As usual, Driftglass is on the job:
      https://driftglass.blogspot.com/

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        lol, I read that earlier today

  • Panika MCD
  • JoeChristmas

    Nazi’s also wore tan suits.

  • Bill D. Burger
    • Wild Cat

      Did he play the banjo?

      Republicans are motherfuckers.

  • Bill D. Burger
  • MynameisBlarney

    Weeheheheheheheeeellllllll NOW!

    Lookit who just pissed off the MIC.
    Also, too; title for dermpfs new book. “The Art of The Fail”.

    https://www.democraticunderground.com/10141855204

    • jesterpunk

      Isnt that like the 2nd or 3rd time he has cost Boeing money from other countries?

      • MynameisBlarney

        I don’t remember, he’s such a walking, gibbering clusterfuck, it’s hard to keep up anymore.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      I think Boeing has not been dumped from consideration, the Finns are just clarifying there’s no deal yet and that the competition for the contract will be wide open a couple years from now. Trump is just full of shit. In nice Finnish.

  • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

    Dinesh (and for that matter, all rightwing) blog posts are viruses that infect fuckdummy brains, who then must run out and barf the talking points right into the nearest intarweb comment box.

  • BearLeft

    To Dok and all the rest of the Wonketeriat who actually read the droppings of these Guelphs and Ghibellines in what passes for our national discourse, in order to inject a desperately needed note of honesty and reality, thank you. I could not do what you do without a shitload of tranquilizers and anti-emetics.

  • JerryRich

    You see, D’Souza explains, leftists have spent a generation claiming that Nazis were sexually repressive and priggish, to make chastity and conservatism look bad by associating those values with Nazism.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9879a2750d59f87823c049f9ae19a8bb12cf7c0b57e517ded2891d2facd0dd58.jpg

    • Anna Rompage

      I was “complete, and uncut” once, then the doc circumcised me…

      • Oblios_Cap

        Me, too. I’m cool with the edited me.

      • Chris Mattson

        Anna, got cricumcised? Maybe I don’t actually understand circumcision. Sad.

    • MynameisBlarney

      I never understood that particular fetish.
      Not that I understand any other than my own mind you, but the nazi thing.
      I dunno man…fuckin’ creeps me right the fuck out.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Dinesh D’Criminal should still be in D’jail and now should simply be ignored as much as possible…ala Ann Coulter.

    https://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/DineshJail-494.jpg

  • jesterpunk

    How long until Trump pardons Dinesh?

    • Panika MCD

      he’s playing on fire trucks at the moment, so it might take a bit.

    • you can’t pardon that… .and it doesn’t wash off.

    • Jack Had A Permit

      Why are you giving him ideas?

  • Serai 1

    I’m sorry, WHEN did all us lefties say the Nazis were prudes? I’m pretty sure I’d have remembered that memo.

    • Pilotshark

      that memo is in with your Soros check.

      • my check didn’t have enough zeros, and it had a sase with a contribution form in it.

        how are you Republicans spending your Cock bros. checks?

        • Pilotshark

          have absolutely know idea how Republicans or bros do.

          not a republican here guess should have used the /s

          • I should have made it clear I was talking to the lurkers in the FBI.

            This environment is a natural astringent which prevents the accumulation of stupid.

    • Jack Had A Permit

      I was wondering the same thing. I always heard that the nazis were closer to the Bishop of Bath and Wells. They all had really bizarre kinks, like making lampshades out of human skin. There was never a big secret made about any of this.

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      Memo? We don’t put stuff in memos. It’s supposed to be downloaded straight into our brains via whatever collective hive we’re connected to today.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      While we were all standing around discussing Saul Alinsky and George Soros (who are apparently the only two people progressives talk about, other than Chairman Mao)

      • Jamoche

        Mao? I thought if you did that, you weren’t going to make it with anyone anyhow.

        • Zippy W Pinhead

          Have you seen the election results for the last few cycles?

        • Steely_Fan

          Only if you carry his picture.

    • MynameisBlarney

      I think D’souza’s attempt to portray the nazis as free-lovin’ kinky, bohemians is a pretty obvious attempt to get people to accept nazis because,m “Hey, never mind all that hate, violence and boooring genocide malarkey, because, KINKY NAZI SEX FETISH!”

      • alpacapunchbowl

        Nazis ruin literally EVERYTHING.

        • oh… I don’t know.,.. they’ve done a passable job of preserving the meme.

        • MynameisBlarney

          INORITE?!?!

  • anon_the_great

    I got three sentences in before I had to puke

    TL/MMP

  • Panika MCD

    here’s an updated list from a friend of mine that’s at one of the Houston shelters:

    Remember Houston is a huge center for medical care, there are sick patients unable to get the care they need. Many are at shelters.
    If you are able donate:
    – any and all medical supplies,
    -OTC medications,
    -wheel chairs or assistance devices,
    -give blood or platlets,

    PLEASE check your local EMS stations for taking care of the providers and firefighters.
    They have been overwhelmed and worked long and hard and may be unable to get to:
    -Food,
    -water,
    -Mosquito spray/bug repellant
    -towels
    -basic needs like changes of clothing AND toiletries

    here’s a nice time video:
    https://www.facebook.com/austinpetsalive/videos/10155755044354066/

    and a nice time story:
    https://www.reuters.com/article/us-storm-harvey-shelter-hero-idUSKCN1B70UN

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    So Dinesh is a virgin, is what you’re saying.

    • TJ Barke

      An adulterous hypocrite, actually.

    • Jack Had A Permit

      He tried it, but he didn’t inhale. . . or he didn’t enjoy it. . . or whatever he needs to tell himself to sleep at night.

      • When I was young, I thought the mustache’s purpose was to retain and relish the odor throughout the day.

        • Shanzgood

          Odor of what?

    • peteywheats

      Technically, no. (Thank you Fluffy).

      • Parakeetist

        Oh, damn.

  • Permit-holder Ron

    ‘The Sex Traps of the Vacationing She-Wolves’ doesn’t actually sound like something you’d WANT to avoid, IMO.
    And ‘the Devil’s Couch of Torment’ sounds like this sectional we used to have.

    • alpacapunchbowl

      Had one of those too! Red pleather (ya stick to it in the summer), several broken springs, skinny metal arms- looked like we had stolen it from a bus station.
      Now THAT’S how you decorate like a bohemian, kids! Everything should look like it came from the thrift store, or the alley.

      • Unmutual Tetsu Kaba

        We called that style of decorating early American grad student.

        • alpacapunchbowl

          Pretty much!

    • WeaselPoo

      Bear cub caught in vacationing she wolf sex trap rescued by she tigers on a paid teambuilding paintball exercise.

      • Permit-holder Ron

        I’ll have what you’re having.

    • Wasn’t the latter just the sofa from Manos?

  • therblig

    they say “devil’s couch”, but i’m thinking “nice rack”

    • The wild grin of abandon and peekaboo perky tits – the downfall of many a nazi.

  • white mothers against trump tshirts available near the water bottle pallets!

    signed hotus photo portraits will be available at a discount at the mausoleum church.

  • WeaselPoo

    So if “fascism and Nazism are phenomena of the left” and Commies are lefties, then Communists = Nazis?

  • Bill D. Burger
    • therblig

      just like their hand grenades – unwieldy and easy to throw back

      • hand grenades only hurt once.

    • are her hips made out of that human skin-alike material they use on sex dummies?

      • Bill D. Burger

        I need to make a closer inspection.

        • how does she keep it clean?

          • Bill D. Burger

            She has the reich stuff!

          • yeccch

    • Jay Hansen

      Ve all must be vollowing in our grondvadda’s vootschtappes.

      What?

      Vootschtappes, vootschtappes, vollowing in our grondvadda’s vootschtappes!

  • not being able to say the ‘n’ word is censorship by the left – nazis only want an equal voice in the marketplace of ideas.

  • Hmmmm… D’Vorce D’Spousa was sent to prison, so he must know all about those “sadistic and masochistic orgies” at first hand.

    “The safe word is ‘Reaganesque’!”

    • They make gays in prison, don’t they?
      Isn’t that where they come from?
      That’s what I heard.. that it’s a choice..
      everyone’s gay, all you have to do is rape them a few times, and poof! GAY!

      That’s the only explanation that works for Republicans that get wood reading Men’s health.

    • Shanzgood

      If that’s a prison rape joke, it’s not cool.

      • bobby slayton has a hilarious bit with porky pig raping petunia.

      • “Safe word” implies consent.

        • not to judge, but… I like mine without pain.

          • Masochists enjoy pain and are allowed to consent to it. You understand that, right?

          • yeah.. and I don’t like brussel sprouts, cats or Republicans… go figure.

          • I bet you just never had them cooked properly.

            …Brussels sprouts, that is.

          • My wife made me some with almonds meat and beef juices… they were like big … well, nuts.. they were ok… but I wasn’t fooled – I could see they were Brussels sprouts [I suspected I spelled that wrong]

            I understand the transcendence of art, and appreciate the gift of creativity… but, like.. I’m not turned on by amputees or the horribly scarred… or eyeballs that pop out.. or .. well, call me prudish.

          • Jay Hansen

            I love brussels sprouts and cats, but I HATE Repuglicans.

          • they’re secretly all the same thing.

          • Jay Hansen

            Not even.

          • then the secret is safe…. for now.

        • Shanzgood

          That’s why I said “if”. It just went too close for the whole post until the last bit.

    • Jay Hansen

      You mean ‘a liar’?

  • unmasked mumbler

    The Nazis were outwardly prudish, inwardly massive perverts just like most repressed American conservatives. As always dinnesh is being intellectually dishonest.

    • it’s insecurity and fear, combined with narcissism and finally, obsession with the feeling of power that replaces sex with violence.

      It erodes the character until all that’s left is rationalization, delusion and blinding denial.

    • SeeTrain65

      D’ishonest D’ouchebag D’oes it again.

  • Bill D. Burger
  • Sakonyachen

    So if Jesus was a leftist as all accounts of his ideology would lead one to believe, does that make him a Nazi? My folks are gonna be pissed.

    • he was a commie. That’s why pretend Christian Republicans wrap themselves in the flag and act like nazis… so no one will think they believe any of that shit, while still getting credit for being “one of us.”

  • Suttree
  • Poly_Ester

    Shorter Dinesh, “Those that don’t study history are free to invent it.”

    • whenever I think of the past, I remember shit.

  • Chyron HR

    “Republicans aren’t nazis because nazis have sex!”

    At last I truly see.jpg

  • Trump claims he hasn’t been “untruthful”

    j/k.

  • Trump falls silent.

    He’s gonna blow!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A65Jq6NKdeI

  • Kiri the Unicorn

    I’m thinking of changing my username to “Kiri, Überbuttstuffseinhorn of the SS”.
    Whattayathink?

    • a Luger by any other name is just as deadly.

      • Sometimes a lugar is just a lugar (but usually it is a phallic symbol — verrrry gay)

    • WomanInThePersistence

      I love you very much. No.

      • Kiri the Unicorn

        hee hee hee…

  • moeman

    Its D’SSousa.

  • Pax Americana Per Ars Smith

    Anybody that watched Cabaret knows this. D’Nesh is a moran.

  • Correction: He did not marry the mistress he was banging on dirty weekends when his Christian employer was paying his expenses to attend conferences, Denise Odie Joseph II, but married somebody else called Debbie, to whom he is married still. I also wish somebody would check out the rumor that as Dartmouth undergraduates Laura Ingraham once pulled a gun on him when she caught him with another girl. He’d have done the Nazis proud with his libido, in any case.

  • Jay Hansen

    D’Souza is D’Ranged.

  • chapka

    Not only is this a stupid theory, it’s not even an original stupid theory. It sounds like a rehash of “The Pink Swastika,” a long-since-debunked book from the 1990s in which an anti-gay pastor argued that the Nazis were all super gay.

  • OrdinaryJoe

    I’m sure Gandhi would be interested to learn that according to Derpish D’stupid vegetarians are Nazis.

  • 🐶 BRAINTHRUST 5000 🐶

    Yeah man, so Bohemian, making those tens of thousands women into sex slaves.

    Fuck this guy forever.

  • Boko999

    Obviously a Humanities scholar.
    Just his world view.

  • David Roosa

    wasn’t it the Pepsi cola company? cause Coke wouldn’t agree to the line?

    • John Thorstensen

      I’m pretty sure it was “the Coca-Cola company”. But then I am an Old and my memory isn’t what it used to be.

  • Saxo the Grammarian

    Regarding those she wolves – where do they vacation?

    Asking for a friend.

  • Saxo the Grammarian

    Are D’Souza and Jonah Goldberg having a contest to see who can write the stoopidest post linking liberals and Nazis? It’s really, really close!

  • It may be that only loony righties still read Marcuse, but a prominent progressive definitely read Alinsky who eas the Hillary Clinton’s 92 page senior thesis.

    Berie broettes at wonkette she damn well is a progressive. Also no one can doubt that she actually did the reading. A progressive and a nerd who probably read everything Alinsky ever wrote.

    • PRW

      You might want to consult a medical professional about aphasia …

    • jesterpunk
    • WomanInThePersistence

      Are you really calling us Bernie Bros?

    • MilwaukeeKent

      There are 3 Es in “Beerie”, and “Beery” is the preferred spelling, except in the UK.

  • So, is his central thesis that conservatives don’t fuck? Because that seems to be what he’s claiming.

    • ryp

      If only it were true.

      • Mildred Broxon

        If so, they would be fewer.

    • phoenix00

      I don’t know what his central thesis is…….

  • Me not sure

    Did Boehner pose for that cover as the guy with a cigarette holder?

    • H0mer0

      I thought that was Ralph Fiennes

  • guest
  • Saxo the Grammarian

    OK, I had to go outside for a walk after reading this, because D’Souza’s thesis is So Stoopid that it made my brain hurt real bad. I cannot comprehend the mixture of hatred and desperation that drove the creation of his drivel. But I gotta ask – is “stylistically bohemian” a good spicer-upper for a personals ad?

    Asking for a friend.

  • PRW

    Who knew D’Souza was a Dandy Warhols fan?

    • AndreWaters20

      If I could up vote this 10 times I would.

  • persistently_resistant_gayby

    Should’ve locked this dude in India and not let him migrate elsewhere.

    Jeezus.

  • Mehmeisterjr

    I can picture this felon in a remake of The Blue Angel, with Coulter in the Dietrich role and himself as Professor Unrath:

    ♫ Ich bin von Kopf bis Fuß auf Liebe eingestellt
    denn das ist meine Welt
    und sonst D’Souza! ♫

  • ryp

    I blame this all on Laura Ingraham for telling D’Souza he was lousy in bed.

    • Parakeetist

      Get that image out of my miiiiiind!

      • Fritz1964

        Gotta find me some Brain-O to clear it!

  • janecita

    Why is this asshole trying to make Hitler and his Nazis likable?

  • BJW

    Could Dinesh D’Souza just d’vanish?

    • Parakeetist

      D’indeed.

  • Me not sure

    How, in God’s name, did this man not end up in a position of authority in the Trump administration?

    • persistently_resistant_gayby

      SHUSH DON’T GIVE THEM IDEAS

    • phoenix00

      Because D’Souza has no semblance of authority?

      • Me not sure

        Perfect fit!

    • cuz, in the end, they’re all raciss’

      • Me not sure

        He not the color in fashion this season, I guess.

    • harryeagar

      There are no positions of authority in the Trump administration, just a bunch of courtiers trying to canoodle with the monarch

    • Fritz1964

      Shiny knee pads?

  • Celtic_Gnome

    Let’s get one thing straight right off the bat. Conservatives can’t do sex right. Ever. For them, it’s always about control and punishment.

    • I’m kinda.. well, I’m straight as a bar of platinum-iridium alloy… but I always wondered how a woman could convince herself that it was safe to get naked in the dark with a … I can’t say it.

      I guess I wonder the same thing about street walkers who “trust their instincts” before getting in the car with a crack monkey.

  • WomanInThePersistence

    Why on earth are there over 1120 non-comments here?

  • Relativicus

    I’m one of the few people who’ve never given a moment’s thought to the sexual proclivities of Nazis. But I have watched American History X.

    • ha! at one point I had a 10 foot dish at the house in Plano.. I had a gator mod to my receiver that unlocked all the tiers, and *I* got American History XXX.

      Eat your slack Bolshevik heart out.

  • Zyxomma

    Gah! Depart, Dinesh. Make like a tree and leave. Now.

    • blaid droog

      Ha. Make like a tree and leave. Haven’t heard that one since 4th grade.

      • Fritz1964

        Make like a bowling throw, and split. (I know, I know…)

        • Dinz6315

          Make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here.

          • Fritz1964

            That’s most fitting for this ice-hole…

          • Fritz1964

            Works well for ice-holes like Dinesh…

  • richardgrabman

    Uh… “when Hitler showed up to arrest the leaders of the Brownshirts, they were all having a big gay orgy,…” Correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe that although Ernst Röhm was in bed with a young man when he was arrested, and the SA attracted a lot of buff young men, which included gay men, there weren’t any orgies going on when the barracks were raided. Nor all that much hanky-panky.

    • H0mer0

      and I doubt they had yabba dabba do time.

  • Redhead

    So I guess that Distort D’Newsa is using his own past experience as a rutting right winger (RRW) as his basis for knowing what bohemians do. After all he spent his college years at Dartmouth playing RRW with his equally RW girlfriend Laura Ingraham,

    Then there were his years in DC “dating” through the cadre of RW women. And of course who can forget his rutting adventures with his then (also married) girlfriend Denise Odie Joseph while he was still married to his first wife, and had yet to file for divorce

    Hmmm, Dinesh having a married mistress while he himself was still married. Sounds pretty bohemian to me.

    • John Thorstensen

      I never knew Dinesh and Laura were a thing! What a cute couple!

      • Fritz1964

        Aww. Think of the little invertebrates they’d have. Wait. Is Alex Jones their luv baby??

  • What? You mean all kinds of people want and have sex?! My mind is just blown after that startling and unprecedented revelation!

  • sillyclucker

    I bet he thinks the Duggars are liberals. What with them running that breeding farm operation and all.

  • Phew. I was worried that Detest D’loser wouldn’t be able to fit the “Hitler was a vegetarian” logical fallacy in his word salad (Ha! Get it! See because there I said “vegetarian” and then I….never mind.)

    • Zyxomma

      Let’s put this rumor to rest. Hitler ADMIRED vegetarianism, but in reality never PRACTICED vegetarianism.

      • (((Aron)))

        HITLER DIDN’T EAT

        • Steve-o

          Didn’t poop either, just like dear leader trump!

          • (((Aron)))

            Oh well. Looks like my stupid joke flat.

    • Are you saying you can get “Hitler was a vegetarian” as a word-salad topping much like you can get toasted walnuts and feta as a topping on a beetroot salad? If so, cool. If not, well, you should’ve. Have I mentioned that my super power is being easily amused?

  • CATMAN

    It seems like Mr. D’Sleaza is reaching deep in the darkest (and nuttiest) part of his fertile (or febrile?) of his cranium to come up with this insane linkage

  • Jay Hansen

    D’Souza (D’Loser) is a honky wannabe.

  • blaid droog

    This is purely a rhetorical question( cause ifn I really wanted an answer, I would use the google) who is this asshole, where did he come from and why the fuck hasn’t trump shipped his sorry fucking ass back to wherever the fuckistan his immigrant ass came from? Huh,huh why is he still here?

    • EdipisReks

      He’s the token brown felon.

  • pixeloid

    “leftists have spent a generation claiming that Nazis were sexually repressive and priggish”

    Really? First time I’ve ever heard of it. Like most far-right movements, the Nazis seemed to be full of psychopaths, criminals, and perverts. Exactly what one would expect from a bunch of literal Nazis.

    • Liquid Tomato

      I think I remember that from hippie school. We were supposed to say Nazis were all gay and shit. That’s how they taught us to talk in hippie school.

      • brawk

        While all Nazis shit (“Everybody Poops”), I’m pretty sure they weren’t all gay.

    • Fritz1964

      I d’know: is D’nesh D’Souza D’Nazi?

      • pixeloid

        Could be! Their standards are pretty low.

        • CriticalDragon1177

          Except for the fact that D’Souza is clearly the wrong “race” as far as literal Nazis would be concerned. Not to mention the fact that I don’t think a Nazi would attack his opponents by trying to associate them with Nazis.

          • pixeloid

            One would think so, but for some strange reason, fascists like calling OTHER people fascists. In their bizarro world, they are traditionalists and “racialists” trying to protect their people from the fascist, racist, communist, brown Jewish hordes.

  • harryeagar

    Hitler also made it a sex crime for a German to screw a Jew, with death as the penalty for the Jew.

    It’s nice — in a perverse sort of way — that Wonkette is keeping us up to date with the profound happenings inside D’Souza’s brainpan, but what about Bristol Palin? What does she think about, eg, Confederate monuments?

    Snarky leftists want to know!

    • H0mer0

      when wasn’t death a penalty for being a Jew?

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  • thatdamnbob

    HIstorical fact: the only philosophers that have been studied since Elvis appeared on the Sullivan show are Lao Tsu, Baba Ram Dass, J Krishnamurti, Kurt Vonnegut, Richard Pryor, Monty Python

  • looksquirrels

    Christ, what an asshole.

  • GRH

    “…because Hitler saw sexuality as a “private matter” … who “envisioned human breeding farms in which selected Aryan types would promiscuously breed with selected Aryan women”

    “The mission of women is to be beautiful and to bring children into the world. This is not at all as………un-modern as it sounds. The female bird pretties herself for her mate and hatches eggs for him. In exchange, the male takes care of gathering food, and stands guard and wards off the enemy.” Joseph Goebbels

    How Progressive!!!

    • javadavis

      Which explains peacocks! Oh, wait, no … peahens are kind of drab, it’s the cocks that show off all of that pretty plumage.
      I would just like to say that it is my contention
      that longer hair and other flamboyant affectations
      of appearance are nothing more than the male’s emergence from his drab camouflage into the gaudy plumage which is the birthright of his sex.
      Kind of ruins Goebbels propaganda theory, though.

  • Fritz1964

    So, the Duggers are Nazis? I knew it!

  • goingohm

    Hey, History Police! When you put D’Souza in the back of your squad car and you’re protecting his head? You can take the hand away.

  • toughsister
  • toughsister

    Those magazines were not only wonderfully sleazy, they were just at Dinesh D’Souza’s intellectual level.

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