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Yes, but what about the thousands still streaming in? Surely Trump wouldn’t lie about crowd size!

Bloomberg reporters Jennifer Jacobs and Kevin Cirilli got themselves a bit of a scoop: They’ve discovered at least part of the reason Donald Trump seemed quite a bit more unhinged than usual at his Phoenix rally last week. He was very angry that his advance people hadn’t managed to pack the part of the Phoenix Convention Center used for the event, and was actually so pissy about it that he got rid of a longtime aide who’d been responsible for organizing most of his major campaign rallies. Fortunately, Trump does not yet have the power to demand the immediate beheading of lackeys who have disappointed him.

Trump was already steaming mad before the event started, it seems, because backstage, he saw on a TV monitor that the space simply wasn’t filling up like he wanted.

As his surrogates warmed up the audience, the expanse of shiny concrete eventually filled in with cheering Trump fans. But it was too late for a longtime Trump aide, George Gigicos, the former White House director of advance who had organized the event as a contractor to the Republican National Committee. Trump later had his top security aide, Keith Schiller, inform Gigicos that he’d never manage a Trump rally again, according to three people familiar with the matter.

You’ll note that Trump once again didn’t have the guts to say “You’re fired” to Gigicos himself. He was probably too busy Making America Great.

Gigicos probably also wondered why Trump kept reaching out his arm, making a gesture like he was closing his fingers around a throat, and saying in a bad James Earl Jones voice, “You have failed me for the last time.” No one quite has the guts to tell Trump that he still needs a lot of experience points to add Force Choke to his inventory.

Obviously, since the crowd was smaller than he wanted it, Trump had to lie about how huge it was, insisting that it was so enormous that none of the crooked media would dare show it, and that the Secret Service had assured him that there were only a few protesters outside the Convention Center, which was also, of course, not the case. Bloomberg reports a city of Phoenix official put the number of people attending the rally at about 10,000, although HuffPo contributor Jon Hotchkiss estimated even fewer, about 4000:

Either way, Trump felt compelled to inflate the crowd size to fit his ego:

You know the turnout for the Phoenix rally is still bugging him — nearly a week later, at Monday’s presser with the Finnish primem minister, Trump felt compelled to mention how huge the crowd was:

You saw the massive crowd we had […] The people went crazy when I said, ‘What do you think of Sheriff Joe?’ Or something to that effect.

Note also the defensive maybe-I-didn’t-say-exactly-that, another classic Trump tell.

Jacobs and Cirilli note that poor George Gigicos had already left his full-time White House job at the end of July to focus on his consulting business, but had remained a contractor organizing events for the neverending Trump campaign and the GOP. He wasn’t exactly a rookie — at organizing Trump rallies or at facing the Great Man’s murderous wrath:

Gigicos organized all of Trump’s signature campaign events and his occasional rallies since entering office […]

Over the past two years, Trump had often assigned the blame — rightly or wrongly — to Gigicos when his rally logistics weren’t perfect. But his irritation usually blew over quickly. When his microphone had problems at a rally in Pensacola, Florida, in January 2016, Trump bellowed: “The stupid mic keeps popping! Do you hear that, George? Don’t pay them! Don’t pay them!”

So that’s nice, and at least now we know who GEORGE! was.

Following his dismissal by Trump, Gigicos, who it turns out was among Trump’s four longest-serving political aides, “declined to comment,” presumably because he was already on the phone to an agent about a tell-all book.

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  • Bill D. Burger
    • Covfefe’s Evil Twin

      Seems as if some of Drumpf’s twunts do not age very well.

  • Bill D. Burger
    • onedollarjuana

      It looks like Trump got a hair transplant from his ex.

      • Timothy Watson

        He supposedly raped the ex after the doctor she recommended botched his hair transplant.

  • Bill D. Burger
    • willi0000000

      sorry, but you have to blame a metric shit-ton of people in this country too.

  • Teecha

    It would all be fucking hilarious if it was in a film.

  • TJ Barke

    Predisent snowflake.

  • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

    Well, gee, I can’t imagine why anyone would want to stand in 105-degree heat for 2+ hours or more to get through security just to hear Donnie bumble around the English language.

  • Blackest Noobs

    Han Solo had it right, delusions of grandeur from a guy who never worked a hard day in his entire fucking life.

    Fred Trump down in hell is regretting never disciplining his son nor letting the boy earn his own way, he would just throw money at him when that boy, his son, Donald J., just really needed a hug and to know, Dad loves him.

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      Well, Fred wasn’t a Nazi – just a Klu Klux Klanner…

      • Blackest Noobs

        are we sure he wasn’t?

  • Bill D. Burger
    • Joe Beese

      How that torments his shriveled excuse for a soul.

    • Serai 1

      *sigh* I never would have thought anyone could get that idiom wrong.

      • willi0000000

        apparently it was worth it.

        • Serai 1

          Not to my eye. All I can see is the glaring mistake.

          • willi0000000

            “worth”

  • Bill D. Burger
  • UnsaltedSinner
    • Joe Beese

      It’s like Strangelove trying to stop his arm from stiffening into a Nazi salute. The reflex to toady to power is too ingrained to be eradicated.

      • UnsaltedSinner

        I have this nightmare vision of the NYT in 2019 still publishing articles about how Trump now has a chance to unite the country if he can just pivot to a more presidential style.

        • Ricky Gay

          Followed by another slap at Hilary

        • Marion in Savannah

          And they’ll still have a hate on for the Clintons.

    • Covfefe’s Evil Twin

      Any day now, he’s going to be predisential.

    • The Wanderer

      Wishful thinking as an institutional pathology.

    • Timothy Watson

      Fake News WaPo’s The Fix claims Trump “had successfully navigated Monday’s joint news conference with Finnish President Sauli Niinisto” until he confused the two Finnish reporters.

      I’m amazed that the WaPo managed to find someone as vapid as Chris Cillizza as a replacement.

      https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2017/08/28/we-have-a-lot-of-blond-women-in-finland-trump-thought-two-female-reporters-were-the-same-person/

  • Kiri the Unicorn

    “Fortunately, Trump does not yet have the power to demand the immediate beheading of lackeys who have disappointed him.”

    http://imageweb-cdn.magnoliasoft.net/britishlibrary/supersize/073347.jpg

    • FauxAntocles

      Dammit, beat me to it!

  • Bill D. Burger
  • Joe Beese
    • FauxAntocles

      Those heels are perfect for a flood zone!

    • Jenny

      Are they visiting an air show? What’s with the get up?

      • Timothy Watson

        Neither of them can pull off the ‘Presidential casual’ look.

      • starfanglednut

        Some poor aide (are there any other kind in this regime?) probably had to rush out to buy them clothes the last minute.

        • willi0000000

          you think that aide had problems . . . what about the one who had to tell them “no jewelry”

    • Cousin Itt un Mondialiste

      It’s raining and Melon is wearing shades.

      OK. Fine. Can I go back to bed now?

      • Arolpin

        I’m sure she’s severely hung over. I’m not sure there is enough gin in the world for me to share a room with Drumpf, let alone a bedroom.

        • Celtic_Gnome

          You know, there are other reasons women wear sunglasses when they aren’t needed.

    • BigCSouthside

      Melon looks like she’s auditioning for the all female Top Gun reboot

      • therblig

        i feel the need. the need for carefully modulated walking on flat dry surfaces!

    • Kakkeltje

      Khaki pants, white polo. All he needs is a tiki torch.

      • willi0000000

        who needs a tiki torch when you have a nuclear arsenal?

  • Indiepalin

    My Buddy was there. He ate a pack of edible gummy bears and hung with the protesters and watched nazis outside in the street until Trump finished which is when he got on the train and got out of there right before the tear gas started.

    • Gorillionaire

      As opposed to inedible gummy bears?

      • Indiepalin

        Infused gummy bears.

        • Gorillionaire

          KAPOW

        • starfanglednut

          Isn’t that an awful lot? Isn’t one supposed to do the job?

    • Ricky Gay

      Very wise! Never eat the inedible gummy bears.

      • Marion in Savannah

        Aren’t all gummy bears inedible?

        • Ricky Gay

          The red ones aren’t bad

  • memzilla Ω

    When you can’t round up wackaloons in Phoenix…

    Does anyone know if “Groveling Lackey” is a GS-11 or GS-12?

  • Covfefe’s Evil Twin
  • BigCSouthside

    He really needs to be reduced to ceremonial status.

  • Man, he’s losing the Olds. Nazis and Evangelicals are really the only two groups he has left.

    • Bobathonic

      They probably only overlap a whole lot.

      • Evangelical Nazis… sounds like something out of a horror movie. Convert or die!

        • Jack Had A Permit

          That’s the actual plot, down to ‘convert or die’, of The Chronicles of Riddick. The race called The Necromongers were, in fact, Nazi-like Evangelicals.

    • Poorly Behaved Pérsistanista

      As a proud Wonker I am, of course, a yuge fan of stereotyping, but could we qualify “Olds” as “RW Olds” or maybe just “gullible Olds?”

      Spoken as a lifetime leftist Old.

      • Rags

        Just not “RE Olds”!

      • Serai 1

        I think that’s pretty much given considering the word “lost”. He can’t lose people he never had.

    • Serai 1

      Those photos of old white people up to their waists in water are not going to do his reputation any good.

  • Bill D. Burger

    The backlash worked. The Preacher Grifter extraordinaire Joel Osteen has reluctantly opened his “church” to the victims of Harvey.

    My opinion is too little, too late. Fuck him.

    https://twitter.com/LawyerRogelio/status/902530653857644549

    • The Wanderer

      Agreed, too little too late.

    • Cousin Itt un Mondialiste

      “Look our doors were always open. If you have a tank.”

    • WIDTAP

      Not exactly. Doors still closed for now. His church will be a distribution center for aid, and they will think about opening the doors when all of the other aid centers are full.

      In the meantime, Olsteen has put out another appeal for money for his church.

    • Wild Cat

      He’s the personification of U.S. Religious Excrement, something we have no shortage of.

    • exinkwretch

      And he’s personally providing bottled water blessed by Jesus himself! Only $25!

      • Bill D. Burger

        You make a ‘love gift’!

    • Iron Monkey

      Our doors are open to anyone who has a key or a large contribution.

    • Darlene Underdahl

      Bring your pets. Ruin his expensive carpet.

    • Joe Beese

      Brand damage control.

      Fuck him.

    • Ghenghis McCann

      According to Snopes a passer-by reported that the doors and the loading bay of the church were locked. As a Not-American can I ask if loading bays are a standard feature of churches in Texas?

      • WIDTAP

        You don’t think they buy that bullshit they spew at retail, do you?

        • Ghenghis McCann

          I wondered if it was for the grift money.

          • WIDTAP

            The building used to be a sports and convention center. Osteen bought it and turned it into a mega-church, so it came with the loading dock.

            Most Americans build traditional churches.

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        The building used to be a sportsball venue. Because of course it was.

  • Jeffocaster in the West

    It’s because his team is handing out vouchers instead of real cash to the attendees. They are good for one pair of Ivanka shoes or an autographed copy of Art of the Fuckface.

    Then when you try to cash it, they charge you $50 convenience fee.

  • TJ Barke

    What the fuck is wrong with reality?

    • Jeffocaster in the West

      Donald J. Trump.

    • Cousin Itt un Mondialiste

      It caught the last train for the coast.

      • proudgrampa

        The Day the Music Died.

      • Oblios_Cap

        with the 16 vestal virgins.

    • proudgrampa

      Is this reality? Really?

      • Rags

        Cue Bohemian Rhapsody!

    • Jeffocaster in the West

      Is this the real thing? Or just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality…

      • TJ Barke

        Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening.

    • WotsAllThisThen

      Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

      • proudgrampa

        “I’m sorry, sir. We’ll have to take it into the shop.”

      • Jeffocaster in the West

        We don’t support that version of reality anymore…you need to upgrade….

        • Bad Tom

          It feels like a reversion.

          • Jeffocaster in the West

            Preversion………

          • FlownΩver

            You’ll have to answer to the Coca-Cola company!

    • bbayliss

      broke.

    • btwbfdimho
      • WIDTAP

        Hey. Dis is Wonkette. We don’t do no math jokes here.

        • btwbfdimho

          “Substraction is egocentric counting”.

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-7tcTIrers

        • Old Man Yells at Cloud

          NotSoBrightBart don’t do math jokes ’cause its part of that coastal elitist book learning’.

          • WIDTAP

            And maths use those Arabic numerals.

    • btwbfdimho
    • dunno, but I’ve put in an order for what’s left.

    • Nockular cavity

      I’m pretty sure that at this point Harry Potter or Capt. Picard or the Doctor or somebody has to go back and put the something back in the whatever, or else the universe will collapse.

    • Bad Tom

      There is a flaw in the Universe’s design

      — Majel Barrett

  • Th’ottest curry in th’ouse

    I think a tens-maybe-hundreds-of-millions-aire like Trump can afford to pay off his lackeys and lick spittles for their silence (see: Maples, Marla).

  • WiscoJoe

    Oh god, Trump is nervously checking out the audience before each performance to make sure he’s going to get enough attention. I’ve seen 12-year-olds in community theater with more tact.

    • Cousin Itt un Mondialiste

      I’ve seen embryos with more class.

      • Bad Tom

        Embryos are usually pretty quiet.
        ——-
        Since they haven’t developed vocal cords, a face, or limbs yet.

  • Beowoof14

    Hey wait for the impeachment hearings Donnie, the crowds and ratings will be Yuge.

    • therblig

      put them on pay-per-view and take a big bite out of the federal deficit.

      • La forza del resistino

        Orville Redenbacher share prices go through the roof.

        • Marykcortez

          Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family!!!
          On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
          >>>http://GoogleFinancialJobsCash440TopProductions/GetPay$97/Hour…..

    • Bad Tom

      And there was much rejoicing.

    • goonemeritus

      GOT numbers will seem quaint.

    • 🛶🗣️ Mr Canoehead 🛶🗣️

      You give the people what they want…

  • exinkwretch

    “Mr. Trump, I’m sorry, but the little blue pill only makes your penis harder, not bigger.”

  • Scooby

    Boy, if you can’t find enough Mexican haters in Arizona.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Gigicos should have pulled a Soros and rounded up anybody he could find, paid them some Trump Bucks, and sent them home with a taco bowl for showing up. That’s how you pack an auditorium.

  • MynameisBlarney
    • ..and that’s all I have to say about that.

      • calliecallie

        Paraphrasing, but “Run for the forest! Run!”

  • PubOption

    Was George Gigicos the “Don’t pay them George” guy? It looks like he’s not getting paid now.

    • jesterpunk

      Yes he was.

  • Rick Hill

    You can only imagine how the roar of the crowd can be intoxicating, especially when it’s because of you. Athletes, musicians and now political star trump. Couple this with the completely self loving and egotistical trump and you have a man who’s jonesing for his fix.

    • Darlene Underdahl

      Endorphins and encephalin? I’ve seen sociopaths get giddy when they’re the center of attention.

      • Rick Hill

        Add to that that trump has this complete expectation of lerv and that he’s the center of the universe, as it is. This is a dangerous man

    • Ghenghis McCann

      Don’t forget the ratings.

      • Rick Hill

        That ‘s the affirmation of his achievements

    • TundraGrifter

      When Marilyn Monroe came back from a USO tour of Korea, she said to her husband “Joe, you never heard such cheering!”

      “Yes I have; yes I have” answered Mr. DiMaggio.

      • Toomush_Inferesistance

        That didn’t last…

        • TundraGrifter

          Most relationships can only have one star.

  • jesterpunk

    Trump later had his top security aide, Keith Schiller, inform Gigicos that he’d never manage a Trump rally again, according to three people familiar with the matter.

    For a guy who made a living saying “You’re Fired” he is too much of a coward to say it to anyone now, he had someone else fire Gigicos and had security ban Gorka from the White House.

    • Amelia Resists and Persists

      And let us not forget James Comey, who found out via CNN, and Reince Priebus, who found out when everyone in his SUV abandoned him.

      • jesterpunk

        Oh yeah forgot about those 2.

        • Amelia Resists and Persists

          Haha those just live in my mental “wow what a chickenshit” file permanently.

      • TundraGrifter

        There are at least two kinds of “You’re fired.” There’s the real ones and the fake ones, like Corey Lewandowski.

    • TundraGrifter

      “Security aide” – aka “Thug.”

  • La forza del resistino

    Donald hears the Houston convention center disaster center is at capacity and says Let’s do a Rally. They’ve no other place to go.

  • Vincent Ricola

    I’m ready for America’s “let’s elect a demented racist pussygrabber to lead us” social experiment to end already. This whole thing is exhausting and sucks rocks.

  • Gee, Your Hair Smells Horrific

    This is fake news! Saw a picture of the rally online–look at the throngs!
    (Shamelessly stolen from Twitter!)
    http://static6.uk.businessinsider.com/image/56027cfd9dd7cc21008bc670-1200/mecca-hajj-pilgrimage.jpg

    • Ghenghis McCann

      Look at Allah those Trump supporters.

    • Cousin Itt un Mondialiste
      • Joe Beese

        R.E.M. wasn’t voted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame for the music they released on Warner Bros.

        Just sayin’.

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      What is this a picture of, the release of a new iPhone?

  • MynameisBlarney

    You GOT to be fucking kidding me.
    The dermpf’s are all geared up and headin’ for texas.

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIZeDS_XcAAz-jJ.jpg

    • doktorzoom

      Those are genuine Eddie Bauer stilettos, man.

      • shastakoala

        That’s just a foot cramp waiting to happen.

        • MynameisBlarney

          I doubt she owns any shoes with less than 4′ heels.

          • BosGrl

            She probably has Barbie feet by now – permanently tip-toe.

        • TundraGrifter

          “When you’re dressed to kill, your feet are the victim.”

          • shastakoala

            Weaponized heels.

        • BosGrl

          They certainly don’t say “I’m here to help”.

          • Bad Tom

            They say, “I’m here to watch.”

      • Cousin Itt un Mondialiste

        Dok, it’s too early to spit out a perfectly good Zinfandel onto my keyboard. tyvm

      • MynameisBlarney

        Genuine Mickey Thompson Super Swamper Muddin’ Heels!

      • Erala Contratista

        Cabela’s!!!!

    • Vincent Ricola

      First lady stripper heels looks like she’s all ready to help.

    • lucidamente

      Jared: Boy, did I look like a jackass with that blazer and bulletproof vest getup.

      Donald and Melania: Hold our beers.

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      I’m guessing that hat is one of the ones he’s selling and not one of the ones with the presidential seal on it?
      And stilettos? For a disaster area?

      • Fitzgerald Chesterfield

        keep her heels dry

        • Rags

          Don’t want to be touching the water – fish fuck in it, you know.

    • lucidamente

      The assisted living center remake of Top Gun?

    • TundraGrifter

      Nice to see The First Lady got out here military jacket and shades for the event. She’s going to need those high heels.

    • jesuswasablack

      I’ve seen those sun shades before?
      http://staging.snopes.com/app/uploads/2016/05/melania.jpg

      • BigCSouthside

        I just…I hate everything about this family.

      • Cousin Itt un Mondialiste

        Bond. Melon Bond.

        Double D.

      • NastyBossetti

        I feel like these boots – cutout heels and all – would be a better footwear choice than what she’s wearing today.

      • Joe Beese

        Agent M… fighting for freedom… and sexxxiness!

    • BosGrl

      Freaking Marie Antoinette – people are drowning so she’s wearing thousand-dollar high heels. Nobody feel bad for her ever again. She’s a nightmare.

    • when did she start wearing clothes again?

    • Mr. Blobfish

      I surprised he isn’t wearing a cowboy hat.

      • MynameisBlarney

        That would be about the ONLY thing in the world that could possibly make him look even more fucking stupid.

    • Old Man Yells at Cloud

      Perhaps she will use those heels to puncture the ground so the water will drain away.

  • doktorzoom

    Pffft… HTML error fixed; please refresh your browser if’n you want to read the whole piece. [Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!]

  • IdRatherBeDancing

    We have a petulant twat occupying the Oval Office. Sigh.

  • MynameisBlarney

    3 years ago today, this was the presidential scandal.
    https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/902358401321115648

    • Bill D. Burger

      Oh noooo’! A tan suit.

      http://i.imgur.com/x1Jnr9w.jpg

    • Vincent Ricola

      I hate remembering that Lou Dobbs still exists among us.

    • Fitzgerald Chesterfield

      The nation is still recovering, imho

      • BosGrl

        Many people still jealous at how good he looks in tan… or any color suit, really.

        • Bad Tom

          He looked really excellent with no shirt at all.

      • NastyBossetti

        I feel sick all over again every time I look at it. A president, in a tan suit?! It’s disgusting.

        • JohnBull

          I’m still in therapy over the mom jeans.

        • Fitzgerald Chesterfield

          if he wanted something comfortable for the summer, he should have gone with seersucker

          • BosGrl

            and a straw boater…

          • Old Man Yells at Cloud
          • BosGrl

            Adolescent BosGrl loves this picture

          • Serai 1

            That picture is the main image in a mural on the waiting room wall at Wonderland Dispensary here in downtown L.A. First time I saw that painting, I thought, “God DAMN, we really are in a new century!’

            *sigh* I miss that feeling.

          • NastyBossetti

            Seersucker would’ve really driven people over the edge. I shudder to think what the response would have been.

          • foiled again

            Combine w/ mint julep: heads asplode.

    • Nockular cavity

      That MONSTER!

    • Joe Beese

      Honestly, I wonder if the main part of the outrage is that the color made him look blacker.

      • Zyxomma

        Yes.

    • Blanche Beecham

      The light tan makes him look more Blah, which is really what freaked out the repubs.

    • Bright Bart

      crikey! who wears a tan suit? michael caine?

      • Serai 1

        Who cares? It looked GREAT on him.

    • jesterpunk

      HE HAS A SUIT THAT FITS HIM, THAT COASTAL ELITIST!!!!!!!!

    • BigCSouthside

      I honestly really liked that suit.

      Presidents should branch out. I fucking hate the navy blue politician uniform in this country

      • P’jama Pahnts

        Yeah I don’t get it either. I thought he looked great.

    • Bad Tom

      I thought it looked good on him. President Obama also had a competent tailor.
      ——-
      What the fuck do I know?

      • Old Man Yells at Cloud

        At a minimum you seem to know how to recognize when a suit fits properly vs when it fits like Lil’Donnie’s potato sack and scotch tape couture.

    • goonemeritus

      Those were truly trying times for are democracy. It’s a wonder our country survived tansuitgate.

  • jesuswasablack

    He just can’t get over how much bigger Obama’s is then his, he better hope melinia doesn’t find out, once you go black!

    https://static01.nyt.com/images/2017/01/20/us/politics/trump-inauguration-crowd-1484943564224/trump-inauguration-crowd-1484943564224-facebookJumbo.jpg

    • P’jama Pahnts

      Do we know that those pictures were taken at the same time relative to when the event starts? Genuinely curious here. I don’t recall seeing information about the time.

  • Toomush_Inferesistance

    By my count, only 33 people (I just reverse-used the method donald used to count, as is my custom since February when I first understood that three fingers were pointing back at him)…

  • schmannity

    Crowds are not Trump’s only size disappointment.

  • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef
  • Bill D. Burger

    Thoughts & Prayers in hand…..and they are on their way.

    Heads up Texas…you’ve suffered enough. Good luck with this second shitstorm.

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIZx-THUEAEkqR_.jpg

    Look on his face: “I didn’t sign up for this shit.”

    • jesterpunk

      This video really fits Trump.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9SKkd79AjQ

      • Bill D. Burger

        Ivanka sent hers already. They should be there.

        http://i.imgur.com/quISn0b.jpg

      • YoBunnyBunny

        “A wedding photographer who only takes selfies.”

        perfect.

        • jesterpunk

          Sounds like the perfect person to run the NY HUD offices.

    • jesuswasablack
    • Joe Beese

      Fierce heels, bih!

    • Nounverb911
      • Marla

        Hurricane fashion is the new heroin chic.

      • Alternative Dog

        That’s gonna leave a mark.

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      She looks ridiculous in those shoes.

      • weejee

        Where are her chest waders?

        • Beanz&Berryz

          You don’t need them with 6″ CFM heels on…

          • VirginiaWackelpudding

            Who/what is she trying to attract in a flood? Is Noah suddenly single?

          • Beanz&Berryz

            AOT,K…

        • Mr. Blobfish

          There’s enough silicone balloons in there to keep her afloat.

        • Skeptical_thinker

          Silicone floats? Who knew?

      • Serai 1

        ANY woman would look ridiculous in those shoes. Why anyone would voluntarily strap such torture devices on is beyond me.

    • Ghenghis McCann

      She was holding her own umbrella. Didn’t want to share one with Donnie. eh?

    • Marla

      Well, there’s more taxpayer money wasted.

    • weejee
    • foiled again

      He has to be careful- if he gets wet, he melts.

    • yyyaz

      Look at his hands. Never fails to amuse.

      • xintheline

        Doll hands.

    • VirginiaWackelpudding

      I can’t get past Melon’s heels. Jeezus how is she gonna get through wet ground in those?? Buy you some Wellingtons for your danger outings hun!

      • Debbie the Unpaid Protester

        stooopid shoes to wear to a disaster area.

      • Uncle Mark

        It reminds me of one of the stories about Nancy Reagan, as it applies to her visiting the Queen of England at a polo match. The Queen drove herself and was wearing her riding gear and boots. Nancy Reagan showed up with her limo and entourage wear a glitzy dress and high heels…stepped out of the limo and promptly started sinking in the mud, with one of the British announcers commenting “Oh dear, I think we’re loosing the First Lady.”

      • Notreelyhelping

        Well…at least they’re not Uggs.

        I feel a bit queasy with liking anything about anyone in this administration, but–damn: Mel really does have legs right up to her neck.

    • Celtic_Gnome

      I know we make a lot of jokes, but his hands really are small.

  • Michael Smith

    Is this what Jared and Ivanka were talking about when they said they had to console him for what his life has become?

  • how about the kim jung un thing?

    • Bill D. Burger

      Kim: “Ha ha ha! Fuck you ol’ senile Orange Man. Suck my missile.”

      • ha ha ha I speek bitter englitch.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Trump’s going to be nervous as fuck wondering about the crowd size in Texas to greet him when he arrives.
    He’s undoubtedly hoping Harvey hasn’t taken away too much attention from all that he’s having to sacrifice to be there. He could be playing golf at Mar a lago.

    • Cousin Itt un Mondialiste

      His ratings will be under water.

      • Martini Ambassador 🍸

        ISWYDT

    • Jeffery Campbell

      Global warming keeps up he can be scuba diving at Mar-a-Lago.

    • Rags

      When was the last time he appeared before a non-vettted crowd? I’m guessing he will be kept well away from actual people except for a few prescreened photogenic victims and first responders and however many pols are willing to touch is tiny, pasty, pudgy hand and then do the helicopter thing and fly away to Mar-A-Lago to enjoy two scoops of praise.

    • Celtic_Gnome

      He doesn’t go to Mar a lago in the summer. That’s the winter white house. Summer it’s Beminster in New Jersey.

      Like that’s an improvement over Florida.

  • Jenny

    I hope no one shows up to protest te A – holes visit to Texas.

    I envision grass filled with picket signs that read things like:

    “Too busy volunteering to protest your sorry ass.”
    “This protest space is saved for later.”
    Etc. Etc.

    • Permit-holder Ron

      Guys in rescue gear shoving him aside, saying, ‘Grab some boxes or get out of the way, fatso!’

  • Martini Ambassador 🍸

    I’d say it’s a major character flaw that Dumbass can’t recognize loyalty and taking responsibility for his own failings (unpopular, sad, weak!), but asswipes that work for the small-appendage’d orange narcissist get exactly what they deserve eventually.

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      “Good and hard…”

      -Mencken

      • Old Man Yells at Cloud

        Something no woman has ever said about Lil’Donnie.

  • Anna Rompage

    Am I the only one thankful he didn’t ask the crowd about nuking North Korea, Iran, and the whole Middle East, and base his decision on that particular crowd’s response?

    • Amelia Resists and Persists

      We would all be dead.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Ivanka’s ‘thoughts and prayers’ should arrive before Don & Mel land:

    http://www.pmslweb.com/the-blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/39-sending-thoughts-and-prayers-funny-adult-meme.jpg

  • Joe Beese
    • Permit-holder Ron

      Can’t WAIT to hear the denialists on this one.

  • Rick Hill
  • Good_Gawd_Yall

    I’m so tired of the 45 Show. Can we cancel it, please?

    • Permit-holder Ron

      They got a four-year contract, but we’ve got people looking to see if they can find a loophole.

  • Edith Prickly

    I suppose it’s too much to hope that someone will leak a phone call in which George says “The place was empty because everyone hates you, you stupid fuck. No one can fix that.”

  • Skwerl the Nazi Puncher

    Hahahahaha.

  • Bureaucrap

    Surpised no guillotine on the North lawn yet. But similar to what they say about the weather in Boston, if he hasn’t done something horrible today, wait a minute…

    • MrTusks

      Someone smarter than him remembered who the French eventually used the guillotines on.

  • Nounverb911
    • Serai 1

      And he has no idea how badly he’s going to be viewed, compared with Obama.

  • MynameisBlarney

    Columbia Lake Levee has been breached.

    Fuckin hell.

    • Edith Prickly
    • Bozilingus

      Took my Chevy to the levee…
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAsV5-Hv-7U

    • Erala Contratista

      Talked to friends just south of FW. Clear skies, 90’s. Tejas never fails to surprise.

      • The Militant Homosexual Agenda

        People, even the ones who live there, often forget just how huge that state is. From its northern to southern most point is almost 900 miles!

        • Zyxomma

          All a matter of perspective. Alaska makes it look tiny.

    • foiled again

      God dam.

      • Permit-holder Ron

        ISWYDT

  • Jgb979

    Billion dollar investment idea: Trump blocking app.

    So when I want to just read Harvey stories I don’t have to hear the dangerously insane things the toddler has said about it.

    • There’s Make America Kittens Again Chrome browser extension, which replaces the Trump image with kitties. Saved my sanity a few months ago. https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/make-america-kittens-agai/klchnmggepghlcolikgaekpibclpmgcm?hl=en

      • Ghenghis McCann

        Do they have one for Firefox as well?

      • bbayliss

        Haven’t seen his face since I installed it.
        But I’m getting tired of the same kitties.

      • Rags

        And don’t forget Make Trump Tweets Eight Again, that converts his tweets into child’s handwriting…..http://maketrumptweetseightagain.com/

        • BearDeLaOursistance

          I hope the child who provided the reference sample was compensated generously.

      • Old Man Yells at Cloud

        “Make America Kittens Again” sounds like a good slogan to put on pussy hats.

    • Bad Tom

      Already done. And, it’s free.
      Sorry.

  • anon_the_great

    Don’t worry. Gigi will hang on for a couple months playing cards with Spicy and hiding from the bosses.

  • Everrett Fanuelli

    The teevee made it seem packed.

    • The TV made Trump seem like a successful real estate mogul.

      • Jim Johnson

        This is why I object to the term “reality TV”. Almost nothing about it is real. Instead of a Reality TV President, we have a Fake President.

  • flushing the toilet has gotta suck

  • Joshua Norton

    Phoenix official put the number of people attending the rally at about 10,000

    Well, that’s a nice round number, but I’ve heard Fire Marshal reports that the hall was designed to hold 5,000. They must have been standing on each others shoulders – off camera, of course.

    • NastyBossetti

      They’re counting the protestors outside to get to 10,000, right?

    • Nasty Woman Persisted

      That 10k was protesters LOL

    • WeaselPoo

      Right, and from the FM’s report that I saw reported, they had an actual peak headcount of 4,700- something.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    How much you wanna bet that they are gonna put trump behind the steering wheel of some rescue equipment?

    • Khavrinen

      Only if it has a nice loud horn for him to blast.

    • therblig

      would love it if someone handed him a wet dog. could be his Blinky moment.

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4f1fa59dca93ec148ff3454405b10d4ef2f5735ed8f83a69b8d1949bf57f0fd9.jpg

    • laineypc

      That would be a good bet! I predict that when speaking to the people of Houston he will talk about himself at least half the time, and he will be sure to mention that he is putting his wall /govt shutdown ultimatum on hold so Texans can be helped by the feds, because Texas voted for him. If it was California they wouldn’t be so lucky, nach.

      • Mr. Blobfish

        He will also mention good man Joe Arpio.

      • Old Man Yells at Cloud

        If it was California, he wouldn’t come here, so we would be even more lucky than Texas.

    • VirginiaWackelpudding

      A kayak that flips a lot. And no life preserver to show the world how brave he is.

      • Beanz&Berryz

        And Melania puts the “heal” of her shoe through the bottom of the boat…

        • VirginiaWackelpudding

          That’s why birch bark canoes are so popular even today. OT, but are the gators in place there yet? Great photo op! Give 2 scoops a dead chicken and tell him it’s a tame one who loves to be hand fed by guys in small watercraft.

          • foiled again

            “Anchors aweigh…chum!”

      • TheFamilyThalamusPersists

        Preferably a closed kayak. Harder to extricate one’s self.

    • Paul

      Hopefully a submarine with open hatches.

    • BearDeLaOursistance

      A single Ford Pinto could rescue the whole world.

  • Daniel Hooper

    I was just talking with somebody who’s fighting a bout of depression right now. I told him that depression is a lying asshole that will say whatever it needs to to get its way, regardless of actual facts and circumstances…
    …And then I clicked over on the tab that had this article. Copy, paste, replace depression with Trump. Done

    • Erala Contratista

      Thank you for this! What a fine way to think of depression. I’ll memorize it. The Black Dog and I go way back.

      • Parakeetist

        Yeah, me too.

        • foiled again

          Yep.

          • Permit-holder Ron

            Moi aussi. Possibly since I was NINE.

          • foiled again

            La dépression est moi.

          • puredog

            Well, “I AM the FBI!”

      • TheFamilyThalamusPersists

        Some writer called it this, but I’ll be damned if I can remember who…BRB…
        Though it was largely attributed to Sir Winston Churchill with his bipolar disorder, it was a term used prior to this time, albeit in a only slightly different way:

        “Still, that means “black dog” was in common parlance in 1863. Where did it come from before that? Mr. Foley’s article traces it back to Samuel Johnson, that great lexicographer, word nerd and bon vivant of the 1770’s and 80’s. The phrase was used in his circle and amplified by him:

        In the place where you now are, there is much to be observed… But what will you do to keep away the black dog worries you at home? … The great direction which Burton has left to men disordered like you, is this, Be not solitary; be not idle: which I would thus modify;– If you are idle, be not solitary; if you are solitary, be not idle.”

        http://www.tonynoland.com/2012/12/the-black-dog-of-depression-history-of.html

        Edit: me, For me, as well. And sadly, my kids, who also have OCD tendencies from Dr. Thalamus. Double genetic whammy.

    • BillEGoatSmirk

      Thank you from me as well. The Black Dog has gotten Mr. Goat in a heap of trouble recently. :(

    • Yep, I’ve heard that advice before: imagine your negative internal dialogue as the voice of Trumpy, or someone else you’d never listen to in a billion years.

  • Nasty Woman Persisted
  • Khavrinen

    “Gigicos, who it turns out was among Trump’s four longest-serving political aides, “declined to comment,” presumably because he was already on the phone to an agent about a tell-all book.”

    Can we at least fantasize that he was on the phone to Mueller?

    • VirginiaWackelpudding

      50 shades of payback.

    • Old Man Yells at Cloud

      As a trumpster, his first call is to his agent since that is where the money happens. The agent then calls the lawyer to figure out how to get around the NDA. The lawyer calls Mueller who makes Gigi testify since the NDA is not applicable when testifying and then Gigi can write about his testimony.

      • Beanz&Berryz

        A real tell all…

      • blaid droog

        Spock would applaud your flawless logic.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    This, Dok, is a thing of beauty:

    Gigicos probably also wondered why Trump kept reaching out his arm, making a gesture like he was closing his fingers around a throat, and saying in a bad James Earl Jones voice, “You have failed me for the last time.” No one quite has the guts to tell Trump that he still needs a lot of experience points to add Force Choke to his inventory.

  • Boscoe

    Drumph can lie about his crowd/protester sizes to the cameras all he wants, but HE knows the truth and can see them shrinking/growing. Every. Single. Day. He can lie to himself that it is the fault of his aides for only so much longer before even HE can’t evade the truth anymore.

    • natoslug

      Oh, I think his powers of delusion are plenty strong.

      • blaid droog

        Gawddamn my lying eyes.

    • Mavenmaven

      Not the only thing he sees shrinking before his eyes.

    • TheFamilyThalamusPersists

      Well, that is well and good and rational to all of us here, but he’s beyond the pale in his narcissism. Don’t get your hopes up.

      • HooverVilles

        Agree, I don’t think he will ever change. & I second what Boscoe and Roadstergal said above.
        His life is very sad and it must be miserable living it.
        He needs to leave voluntarily or involuntarily as soon as possible. The damage he is doing is great indeed.

    • Roadstergal

      That’s why he has to attack Fake News and Obama and Hillary and his underlings so hard. It’s always Someone Else’s Fault. He always blames, never learns, never grows. People like him are endlessly unsatisfied and only happy in brief, spiteful bursts. I’d enjoy the schadenfreude if he weren’t fucking us all.

      • HooverVilles

        Exactly!

    • Serai 1

      You think way too highly of him. He certainly can evade the truth. He can evade it forever. He’ll be on his deathbed and he’ll STILL be blaming everyone he ever came in contact with for all his problems. He’ll never accept any fault for anything. He’ll die declaring he was right and everyone else was a FAKE.

    • HooverVilles

      Yep. A SAD! person whose life will only get moar sad with time. One could almost feel sorry for him.

  • Raan

    “No one quite has the guts to tell Trump that he still needs a lot of experience points to add Force Choke to his inventory.”

    Well, he has the right alignment, at least.

  • mardam422

    And he still couldn’t fire the guy face to face. Had his lackey do it.

    So presidential.

    • Rags

      Not the first time – see Gorka and Rinse and Comey.

  • Flashman

    Also, screw the MSM, that didn’t have the stones to show the empty space when they were covering this thing live, no doubt for fear that Frump would call them “fake.”

    • Mavenmaven

      I was wondering that as well. Never once did they pan the crowd, and I watched the whole live feed.

      • Roadstergal

        How did you keep your lunch down??

        • HooverVilles

          Good question!

      • HooverVilles

        I wonder, would it be considered “Fair and Balanced” if they did pan the crowd?
        Just asking.

    • Cat Cafe for the Indictment

      The MSM is basically responsible for this whole catastrophe to begin with. Shameful.

    • HooverVilles

      MSM business model: $$$ over facts/reality. Must. Enhance. Bottom. Line. At all costs.

  • natoslug

    Make Math Great Again, Mother-Fucker. Damn, I guess MMGAMF doesn’t roll off the tongue like MAGA.

  • JD Mulvey

    Trump needs to use the usual showbiz strategy of moving to a smaller venue where his tiny penis crowds can seem bigger. Perhaps he can find an arthouse or coffee shop?

    • mancityRed6

      port a potty?

    • major_asshole

      You’re not suggesting a–gasp!–beer hall, are you?!

      • JD Mulvey

        Stephen Miller’s fantasy!

      • JD Mulvey

        Speaking of Nazis –and who isn’t, these days –I was just reading about the “Gleiwitz Incident”, which was the series of attacks the Nazis faked in order to justify Germany invading Poland.

        Good thing we wouldn’t let that kind of thing happen here in ‘Merica!!

        • Cat Cafe for the Indictment

          Yes, I’ve been posting about that for a while now. That one was particularly hideous bc they dressed concentration camp inmates in Nazi uniforms, then shot them, to make it look like Poland was killing Germans.

          • HooverVilles

            And probably not out of the realm for Trump fan Roger Stone.
            Ugh, just typing that name gives me the creeps!

        • BearDeLaOursistance

          Well, they already took over the radio…

          • JD Mulvey

            Because that’s where all the kids get their information these days…

          • BearDeLaOursistance

            You young whippersnapper, get off my lawn! I don’t carry this onion around on my belt for nothing!!

        • major_asshole

          I wrote a paper on those incidents in grad school years ago. It was one of those situations where you see it and think “holy shit nobody here would be stupid enough to fall for that.”

          And now I look back and realize that 62 million Americans voted for Donald John Fucking Trump. So yeah, Americans are that stupid.

          • HooverVilles

            Way too many!

        • HooverVilles

          Nope, never in ‘Merica.

      • HooverVilles
      • Hemp Dogbane

        The putz wouldn’t take off his MAGA cap when he went in, either.

    • Dudleydidwrong

      “Arthouse?” Don’t you mean “outhouse?”

    • RobGinChicago

      He can take his own venue with him to each campaign rally; a port-a-potty, and Ivanka can warm up the crowd with lap dances.

  • Les Appentis De la résistance

    I wondered how many people really showed up in Phoenix. It looks like an average high school sportsball game crowd.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      around 4000

      • 4000 Trump Supporters weigh the same as 10,000 normal people

      • Cat Cafe for the Indictment

        Most of them paid

        • HooverVilles

          Highly likely. Some of the few people who actually get paid by Trump. YOU BETCHA!

          PS: Just had to sneak that homage to Palin in. Sorry, but it was too tempting.

  • unionthuggery

    It didn’t take long for this administration to start cannibalising itself.

    • Thurman Munster IV

      Tastes like chicken

      • Permit-holder Ron

        Or chicken by-products.

        • eggs ackly-wright

          Yellow slime.

          • TheFamilyThalamusPersists

            Orange slime?

        • covfefesumgame0005

          beaks and anuses all the way down!

        • phoenix00

          McNuggets libelz!!

      • foiled again

        Tastes like chickenshit.

      • Randy Riddle

        He said the same thing about Ivanka.

  • I remember going to Cub Scout Pinewood Derby events that had bigger crowds than that.

    • foiled again

      Pinewood Derby FTW!!

      • MrTusks

        And like most Pinewood Derby winners, Trump has his father to thank.

        • foiled again

          Oh man, you rule for that observation.

        • Bob

          Genius :)

      • eggs ackly-wright

        Is that even better than the Kirwood Derby?

        • foiled again

          Not to mention the Durwood Kirby!

      • ahughes798

        I read that as “Pinebox Derby.” Then I thought, that’s kind of macabre for Cub Scouts. Then I re-read and went D’oh! But a Pinewood Derby would be funny.

  • chascates
  • clubseal

    So here’s a weird thought … do you think that Trump is having these “Blacks for Trump” people brought in to his rallies? On more than one occasion I’ve seen the same guy, in virtually the same spot, with that Trump supporters are not about racism shirt. For example, compare this photo with the video still above. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/af56b5ed59a8d86e884acad2400d407b0f6160e50ae5c1dec881f6a056fe5563.jpg

    • clubseal

      The guy with the sunglasses on his left, that is.

    • JD Mulvey

      I don’t know if they actively recruit them, but certainly if POC show up the advance team grabs them and offers them a spot behind the podium.

      All campaigns do it. Few have to scrape the barrell to quite this extent.

    • Odd Jørgensen

      Don`t know if they pay that “Michael the black man™” dude, but pretty sure they pay his travel costs and comp his tickets. He pops up everywhere chumpy goes.

  • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

    again, his tweet on the day of the rally was still telling people where to get tickets, which I thought was odd.

  • Blackest Noobs
  • Jennifer R

    I will also assume he will be the most competent person to book for donnie ever again. His rallies will get more and more scattershot. After of course he forces someone to even take the job.

  • goonemeritus

    Part of the blame must go to Trump himself because he seems unwilling to continue to pay bus loads of mental patients to fill out the crowds.

  • Upright Ape

    Preznit Fuckstick shoulda hired me…..I would’a advertised “Free Tequila and Meth to anyone with a loaded firearm”. Yup. Id’a packed that place.

  • whitroth

    Don’t be silly. He doesn’t just need a fuckwad of experience points, to be a Darth anything, you need to study, hard, and practice. All the Orange Doody’s practice in is pussygrabbing.

    • foiled again

      Darth Pud.

    • Serai 1

      Yeah, not the right shape at all.

  • Donald Trump can’t Force Choke because his Midichlorian count is off the charts. …On the negative side, that is.

  • There’s only one part of Trump that is too small to be “crooked”.
    https://media0.giphy.com/media/V0yYsDNfqIs1O/giphy.gif

    • FelineMama

      It still might be, JB Wig. It MIGHT BE!!! I’ve seen such a phenomenon!

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    Has someone mentioned to Drumpf that Obama had more people listen to him in Berlin before he was even President than all of Drumpf’s campaign rallies combined?

    • Erick the Kracker

      I was there! (Not Phoenix, Berlin) There were a shit load of people there. Though, like a Trump rally, they all seemed to be white.

  • The Librarian

    Georgie Porgie consultant to Trump
    Rally did fail and hit a bump
    Then the Trump came out to say
    “Georgie fucked up no more, no way”

  • mailman27

    Lost in the normalization process of Donald Trump– the fact that he’s having “rallies” for his re-election a few months into his first term. He’s burning up the taxpayer’s dime on transportation and protection services for events that are basically opportunities to sell Trump swag. And everybody’s quibbling about the size of the crowds.

  • Blackest Noobs

    Dave Bowman’s last lines in 2001 a Space Odyssey wasn’t “oh my god it’s full of stars,” but ” oh my god it’s full of Mexicans.”

  • BetsyBleedingheart

    So, I’m Jewish and literally all of my direct relatives are immigrants. My fiance’s family are generally well-meaning white liberals. He has one crazypants aunt who apparently just recently became a Trump fan because she’s screwing (or trying to screw, we’re not sure) an anti-immigration Trumpian. She went to the rally in Phoenix.

    As soon as we found this out, my fiance and I decided unilaterally to uninvite her from our wedding. We are taking a lot of shit for this decision, but I don’t care. You lie down with racists, you wake up banned from family events.

  • Invidosa

    Alternative math. . . Nuff said

  • Beezelbubbles

    I hate when I have to wait until the next adventure to get enough experience points to level up. I want my new powers NOW darn it!

    • Mormos

      Trump’s “Aristocrat” class doesn’t have spells though. Just ranks in self-entitlement, narcissism, & arrogance.

  • chascates

    Twisted reality brings forth Trump-inspired horror series:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDNmCOzVZ_U

  • Celtic_Gnome

    Poor Donnie. He can’t have people sign NDA’s anymore, because they aren’t his employees. The American taxpayers would have to be a party to the NDA, and I have no inclination to sign such a document on behalf of the predisent.

    If anything is going to save this economy after Trump gets done with it, it will be the sale of tell-all books from people who worked in his administration.

  • The Flaming Carrot

    In other news, water is wet, and Louise Linton is a spoiled bitch. Film at 11.

  • Nodrama4mama

    I don’t know if I am just forgetting, but did Obama ever use his Twitter account to individually call out people he did not like.

    • ocbjack

      As I recall Obama mostly used Facebook when he went low.

    • ryp

      He used the White House Correspondents Dinner.

  • chascates

    Melania wore a ball cap today that had ‘FLOTUS’ written on it. I couldn’t see if she wore one of those ‘I’m with Stupid’ T-shirts unfortunately.

    • mary5920

      She so needs that accessory. It would truly make her grate.

    • Nigel R. Toppinglift, III

      I saw that, and I noted the aviator shades…it made me wonder if it was actually Melanoma or a stand-in…..

    • HooverVilles

      Saddest presidential family ever!
      SAD!

  • Johnny Appleseed

    Sad. Just sad.

    • HooverVilles

      Weak. SAD!

  • Johnnymoreno

    He’s an addict, chasing The Dragon. He’ll never, ever get that initial rush again–demanding stronger and ever stronger doses.while the supply dries up, he lashes out…

    • Nigel R. Toppinglift, III

      Garrison Keillor wrote something along these same lines…even if he’s President, he’ll always be viewed as the shitback from the Bronx (or wherever he’s from…) I’m paraphrasing, of course.

      • cicatricella

        Queens, I believe.

    • HooverVilles

      His sad life will only get sadder.

  • So wait, is that the guy who told him that Paris wasn’t all that great anymore?

  • SeeTrain65

    Packed house. Like the inauguration.

    That’s a lot of people dressed up as a cement floor.

  • guppy06

    No one quite has the guts to tell Trump that he still needs a lot of experience points to add Force Choke to his inventory.

    In case anybody hasn’t already posted this below…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jdQqjcsfC8

  • Nigel R. Toppinglift, III

    Next time, he’ll draw crowds by offering expired 2 for 1 entree coupons at Applebee’s…

  • Sharon Cooper

    Sounds like someone needs a nap and a pacifier!

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  • Guest Liberal

    tRump just needs a great opening act to draw huge crowds…perhaps President Obama?

    • HooverVilles

      Wouldn’t that make GOTPer heads all esplody.
      One problem though. Way too many armed Oathkeepers and Soverign Citizens would show up.

  • blueeyedcuban

    The Trumpanzee might have to increase his $50 p.p. payout. Good lackey’s are so hard to buy, nowadays…

  • Jack

    From what I saw, Trump attracted many more people who couldn’t get in and stood around outside shouting their support for good government! Only to be teargassed by their helpful police as Trump fled.

  • Cool_North

    I knew it that 15,000 is already too high and abstract a number for Trump (and it starts at around 800 or so, if I was to bean count the gathering there)

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