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It took two weeks, but police have finally arrested a Ku Klux Klan idiot who fired a gun at a counter-protester in Charlottesville, and have also arrested one of the men who beat another counter-protester in a parking garage. Both violent incidents happened near police, who did a fine job of standing by and doing nothing.

In the video up top, Richard W. Preston, the “Imperial wizard” of a KKK group, can be seen shouting “Hey, nigger!” and pointing a gun at counter-protester Corey Long, then racking the pistol and firing a shot at Long’s feet. Despite the shot, Preston was able to walk away right in front of a dozen or so state troopers about 10 feet away from him. Police said they hadn’t heard the gunshot, which seems just slightly improbable, considering it was a gunshot and all. Long told The Root he was using a lighter and spray can a protester had thrown at him as an improvised flamethrower to fend off a white supremacist marcher who was trying to spear him and an elderly white counter-protester with a Confederate flag.

Another arrest was made in a related act of violence; Daniel Borden, 18, was arrested in Cincinnati as one of the six men who used pipes and pieces of wood to beat 20-year-old DeAndre Harris, a teacher’s aide and a friend of Long’s, after cornering Harris in a parking garage that was — surprise — near Charlottesville Police HQ. This Twitter photo of the beating went viral:

“For DeAndre and his family, news of the arrest of one of the six men that assaulted him comes five suspects short and 14 days too late,” Mr. Merritt said Saturday. “Given that these men were identified by a journalist almost immediately, it appears that law enforcement sat on its hands for a couple of weeks before deciding they probably should arrest someone.”

Harris’s attorney, S. Lee Merritt, told the New York Times that Harris had suffered a broken wrist and a head injury requiring 10 staples to close. Borden was charged with felony “malicious wounding” in the attack, and could face one to five years in prison if convicted. Police have also charged Alex Michael Ramos, 33, with malicious wounding, but he remains at large. Police released a wanted poster of Ramos, who’s from Marietta, Georgia:

Now, don’t go worrying that Mr. Ramos is any sort of white supremacist, because he explained all about it on the Facebook:

According to Mr. Merritt, Mr. Ramos’s friends identified him after he posted about the attack on Facebook, saying that as a Puerto Rican man he disavowed white supremacy but participated in the rally because he despises leftists. In the video, Mr. Ramos appeared to have something wrapped in his hands that he used to strike Mr. Harris, Mr. Merritt said.

The attack on Harris occurred a few hours after Long’s standoff with the Confederate flag-wielding dude and the shooting incident. According to Merritt, the attorney, a white demonstrator tried to impale Long with another flagpole, and Harris shoved the flagpole away, after which over a dozen protesters rushed him. So now we know why the Confederate flag has to be protected — it’s not about heritage or hate, it’s just a really useful weapon when it’s attached to a metal pole.

Long told The Root about the attack on Harris:

“The white supremacists told us to ‘die, nigger’ in the garage,” Long said. And when one had the chance, he picked up a stick and tried to use it to his advantage.

Even when Long was finally able to help Harris and get him to safety, the white supremacists were unrelenting. Harris and Long ran into a stairway, and they were chased there by the racists as well.

“The Nazis tried to force their way into the stairway that we were hiding in. The fact was that they [photographers] just stood around recording everything. The fact that they didn’t help us. … It was outrageous,” Long stated.

Long also said the police didn’t seem the least bit interested in keeping the people of Charlottesville safe from the far-right protesters:

“The cops were protecting the Nazis, instead of the people who live in the city,” Long said. “The cops basically just stood in their line and looked at the chaos. The cops were not protecting the people of Charlottesville. They were protecting the outsiders.”

But don’t worry — the New York Times reports Charlottesville is totally on this now: it’s hired a former U.S. attorney to evaluate the city’s planning for and response to the rally, as well as two other marches by white supremacists in the city earlier this year. We’ll go out on a limb and suggest the report will recommend against cops standing around and letting Nazis beat on people. But we may be optimistic there.

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  • MynameisBlarney

    Good!
    Throw all them stupid fuckin’ nazis under the fuckin jail.

    • Parakeetist

      Hear, hear.

  • Mavenmaven

    A Hispanic Trumpi neonazi? Trump’s head will explode.

  • Toomush_Inferesistance

    So some other German dude once got a bunch of the police on his side to beat up Jews and other guys they didn’t like. Why are we making comparisons?…

  • Villago Delenda Est

    And yet the alt-right are SCREAMING about some antifa doing what they do, and the scum of the MSM can’t stop talking about it.

    • YoBunnyBunny

      You just wait, buddy, they’ll have some doctored-up, poorly photoshopped images of those Real Racists of the Antifa beating up some poor Greek police officer American National Guardsman as proof.

      • Eo Raptor

        Is there really such a thing as antifas? I had the impression the term was made up by the RWNJs and applied to anybody to the left of Goering. So, basically, by their reckoning, any and all counter protesters are antifa, as well as every Democrat on the Hill.

        I remain, at all times, ready to be corrected on this matter.

  • Elvis Causticfellow

    But they had a permit, so it’s cool.

  • Jeffocaster in the West

    Some more fodder for Trump’s pardon machine…..

  • Antonin Dvorak
  • weejee
  • Vincent Ricola

    The police that were doing watch duty while those Nazi fucks tried to beat a 20-year-old black man to death in a parking garage need to be brought up on conspiracy to commit murder charges.

    • Permit-holder Ron

      Even if they are, I expect a Freddie Gray-ish verdict.

      • Vincent Ricola

        True. :(

      • YoBunnyBunny

        “They feared for their life!!1!!!”

    • MynameisBlarney

      Yup.
      They arrested one of ’em.

    • Red Bird

      Are we surprised with the legacy of George Zimmerman hanging over us? The police probably thought the black guy deserved it.

  • Me not sure

    Ramos would have to be an even bigger fool than he looks.

  • therblig

    Let justice be done, though the heavens wait until we get around to it.

  • Scooby

    Come for the white supremacy stay for the leftist hating.

  • Bill D. Burger

    A Nazi named ‘Ramos’??? DaFuq? ___ Well, goes to prove that if you manage to miss the point badly enough, I guess you can get a following.

    http://prankcall.us/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/black-kkk-pink-klan-love-tolerance-demotivational-poster.jpg

    • This is what happens when Joe Arpaio washes his undies with his Klan robes in hot water?

    • CeeQ

      I will say – that is a fascinating shade of purple.

    • Robbertjan Brandenburg

      Well if Italians can be Fascists, the Hispanics want in as well I guess.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u76u2vPcDUM

  • MynameisBlarney
  • I would guess the police were told to protect the protesters and local property from damage by violent anti-protesters by someone who thought this was going to be like Berkeley. But it would have been nice for them to have used their common sense and realized that their job is to prevent/stop violence no matter who starts it. And the evidence suggests that most of the violence was started by the protesters who were probably emboldened by their police protection, not by the citizens and anti-protesters in Charlottesville.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      Damn right. You have to feel pretty confident to pull out and shoot a gun at someone when you should know you are being filmed.

  • MynameisBlarney

    OT…we ain’t crying over the racist sheriff’s pardon, we’re seething in righteous fury.

    http://www.salon.com/2017/08/28/worlds-greatest-troll-strikes-again-the-sole-point-of-the-arpaio-pardon-is-liberal-tears/

    • jesterpunk

      Government by spite.

    • Serai 1

      I’m getting tired of “it’ll backfire on him!” When? I don’t see any of this backfiring happening, and I don’t see it happening any time soon, either.

      • MynameisBlarney

        I’m getting tired of him not being fucking impeached.

        • Roadstergal

          Thanks for the strong Tweets of condemnation, GOP, but they’re worth less than the electrons to send them. ITMFA!

  • NastyBossetti

    It’s only been 2 weeks since Charlottesville???

    • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

      Yeah. Time dilation is really starting to set in.

    • Roadstergal

      We need a new measurement of time that goes by ‘horrible things.’

      • Three Finger Salute

        How about just “Trumps”.

    • Mike

      IKR…? I’m completely worn out, fatigued, beat to shit, and just plain exhausted by the endless fuckity fucks fucking the fuck out of whatever the fuck…

    • Parakeetist

      Yeah. Feels like a couple thousand years.

    • Timothy Watson

      Trump’s America plays havoc with the space-time continuum.

      • Roadstergal

        I’m still waiting for Doctor Who episode where she comes to fix the disrupted timelines back to the one where Hillary won.

  • Spotts1701, Nothingburger Chef

    saying that as a Puerto Rican man he disavowed white supremacy but participated in the rally because he despises leftists.

    Well, that makes it all better. He hates people, but he’s not a bigot.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a64f27deb0a6b03c504a65e43199da4cd64ee7fe8ed4d20f01c21ebd7655d7a2.gif

  • Roadstergal

    Why should the police have done anything about Preston? It’s not like he was a black man at a traffic stop cooperating with requests, which of course carries an immediate death sentence.

    *barf*

  • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

    See, it’s shit like this, and https://qz.com/1056319/what-is-the-alt-right-a-linguistic-data-analysis-of-3-billion-reddit-comments-shows-a-disparate-group-that-is-quickly-uniting/?utm_source=parVOX this, that makes me worried as fuck.

    After economic disasters, societies tend to turn right. *Hard* to the right, and as far as the younger generations are concerned, especially the white youth, the Great Recession is still ongoing. Huge numbers of us are still unemployed or underemployed as the elderly simply aren’t retiring, and its turning them bitterly toxic. And nothing sates economic uncertainty and ill-formed perceptions about domestic problems better than right wing populism.

    We’re relying on the youth to save us from the nativist horror show that the majority of the Baby Boomers have become, but the white youth of this country (especially men) is sliding rightwards with terrifying speed. I see it daily in comment sections, in gaming online, in ordinary conversations: younger people are titling right. It’s scary, and I don’t know how to stop it.

    • jesterpunk

      Its analyzing reddit users in the_deplorables sub, a good portion of those accounts are either bots or multiple accounts for the same person.

      • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

        True, this study is by no means authoritative. But it does reinforce a general perception I’ve been having lately, and it’s unsettling as hell.

    • Ωbjectifier

      Not quite elderly but I am eligible to retire in a couple of years. Probably won’t be able to though because I need the health insurance. Otherwise I’d be more than happy to step aside and take the ‘gigs’ and let the next gen have my career.

    • Vicki Lawrence’s Covfefe

      I was talking with a younger friend of mine about that this morning but more along the thoughts of: what example do young people have of a GOP that isn’t the Tea Party GOP?

      • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

        I think the thing here is that younger people aren’t turning to the GOP, per se: their thinking is just tilting rightwards, towards unsophisticated, nativist, and racist defaults. The GOP would undoubtedly be the benefactor, but I would think they would describe themselves as “independents” or libertarians. But it’s a short as hell step from there to the GOP.

        • Serai 1

          Yep. They might not be GOP members, but they’re smart enough to VOTE Republican when the times comes.

          Pity OUR side can’t seem to acquire some of those smarts.

        • Roadstergal

          And as mentioned here, there is a vocal subset of Bernie supporters (not all of them, of course!) that was pretty hard right in their thinking. I saw some pretty fucking misogynist memes spread about during the primary season from some Bernie-supporting former-friends on Facebook. And I know still a bunch of self-identified left-wingers who rant about ‘PC culture’ and the like.

    • Serai 1

      So much for “oh, they’ll die out and everything will be fine”, eh?

      • shivaskeeper

        They’re never going to die out. Hate can always find fertile ground. The trick is going to be to stop letting their outsized, amplified rhetoric drive the country and instead drive them back into the margins.

        • Three Finger Salute

          Not to mention fixing the shitty economic conditions that breed this kind of resentment or at least allow simmering tensions to boil over into scapegoating and, eventually, worse. Germany’s economy was devastated after the war. We know where that led.

      • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

        As they age and become economically anxious, they often become their parents.

    • Three Finger Salute

      The Internet fanned these flames. Already at least three publications (and probably more) have come right out and said that Silicon Valley needs to stop letting this dumpster fire burn to the point of a mass wildfire just so they can sit idly by and “data-mine” to the highest bidder. They need to take some responsibility and clean up the place, frozen peaches and “impartiality” be damned. Hate deserves no megaphone.

      Trump damaged democracy; Silicon Valley will finish it off | The Daily Beast

      Victor Davis Hanson: Silicon Valley billionaires are the new robber barons | San Jose Mercury-News

      The Guardian’s view on censoring the Internet: Necessary, but not easy

      Valerie Plame is trying her best to raise enough money to become a Twitter shareholder so she can ban Trump, but that might actually kick the hornet’s nest even more because, with her being ex-CIA, it’d confirm their paranoid conspiracy theories about “the deep state” trying to take down the MAGA Revolution. The kids aren’t all right.

      • Regret

        Wait, their argument against too much authoritarianism is censorship?
        … They are missing the point.

        They should read a history book, I don’t want another cold war with the constant propaganda.

    • capnkrunch

      Millennials as a whole are more progressive than the general population. Remember that 4channers, GamerGaters, MRA’s, etc. don’t represent young people as a whole. They are a small population mostly of disaffected white men. That already shitty people are becoming even shittier is worrying, but not really a revelation.

  • bookish

    Morning Brief. The Center on National Security at Fordham Law.

    Mueller probes Flynn’s link to Clinton emails: Special counsel Robert Mueller is reportedly examining what role, if any, former national security adviser Mike Flynn
    may have played in a private effort to obtain Hillary Clinton’s emails from Russian hackers. Wall Street Journal

    • Robbertjan Brandenburg

      According to Twitter Sater flipped.

      • Les Appentis De la résistance

        Twitter is virtually the internet so it must be true.

  • Serai 1

    Jesus Christ, these fucking racist bigot Latinos give the rest of us a bad fucking name.

    • janecita

      Right? My grandmother was one of those old school, Cuban racists, I’ve been trying to stay away from her side of the family for over 20 years.

      • Yellerduck

        I had a Catholic friend in high school whose family had immigrated from the Philippines. Our high school mascot was a confederate soldier and we flew the confederate flag at football games. He briefly became enamored with the Klan and wanted to join. I had to explain to him that he was not exactly their demographic, unless of course you were discussing targets. He had no idea what the Klan was.

    • CeeQ

      Have the same issue with racist old school Chinese.

      I just want to yell at them – they hate us too you moron!! What is it about “WHITE supremacist” that you don’t understand??!!!!

      They’re A Idiots. No point wasting time trying to convince them.

      • Rick Hill

        Yeah, I understand that all too well. It also goes for Catholics. I know conservative Catholics who don’t understand that evangelicals don’t consider them to be christians, they just need their support to help pass their “moral” agenda.

        • CeeQ

          Agree and it makes me so mad because it’s not like evangelicals haven’t been the same hypocrites that they keep saying the Catholics have been. They both have a wretched history of covering up sexual abuse within the church. But all of that gets forgetten when there are gays and slutty women to throw rocks at.

          • Three Finger Salute

            Just like Jesus did. Oh, wait, no he didn’t…

    • capnkrunch

      Same here, but with Jews. My uncle, aunt, and cousins all voted for Trump. Last time I saw them it was sooo hard not to scream “WE’RE JEWISH! WE ALWAYS DO POORLY UNDER AUTHORITARIANS! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!”

      • The Librarian

        My Jooish family all voted Clinton, so I guess it was a wash. :)

      • Roadstergal

        Does it have to do with the strange anti-Jew/pro-Israel focus of the right-wingers? They don’t like Joos over here, and they have all of the Shadow Cabal Of International Bankers dog-whistles (Katie), but are all about arms and aid for Israel because a: anti-Muslim, and b: pro-Rapture.

  • Weird Fishes

    Only 1241 days until the Presidential Inauguration. It will be over in a blink of the eye. Sooner, if Donny pushes the button and we’re all vaporized.

  • Crystalclear12

    So this is Great?

  • Relativicus

    “I don’t agree with their ‘killing Puerto Ricans’ policy, but I support their ‘killing lefties’ policy. You take the good with the bad…”

    • Antonin Dvorak

      ” While I don’t agree with his Bart killing policy, I like his Selma killing policy”.

      Homer Simpson on Mayoral Candidate Bob Turwilliger.

    • YoBunnyBunny

      My, what scruples he has…

  • Mr. Blobfish

    At what point do the people videotaping all this get involved. Obviously no legal obligation. Certainly a moral one. How about running over to those nice police officers standing over there looking for something to do and inform them?

    • Amelia Resists and Persists

      Also, if there are multiple people recording, one of them can stop and use his phone to, idk, call the fucking cops? It’s one thing to hold people accountable with video evidence, and another to abandon human decency for a chance at viral fame.

    • shastakoala

      The disconnect people experience when standing behind a camera always amazes me.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      Yeah, it’s kind of a conundrum for many reporters. Their job is to document what is happening. In the past, I feel like there were ethical lines for disengagement that weren’t crossed. Like the guy who took that famous photo of the starving kid in Ethiopia with that vulture just waiting nearby? (please nobody post that photo, because I fucking lose it every time I see it and I just can’t today). The photog won much acclaim for that photo. But he didn’t shoo the vulture away or save the kid.

    • ContextIsKey

      It’s no picnic for people who post video of nazis trying to kill people. Story from Politico here: http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/08/21/fake-news-charlottesville-215514

  • bookish
    • Three Finger Salute

      Go away Cruz, you bother me.

      No, you’re not welcome in Canada or Cuba either.

    • Manders

      I saw someone on on the Twitters claiming the bill was “full of pork.” But, of course, he was full of it and and needed to sh.

  • Rick Hill

    So a different take on the People’s liberation front of Judea?
    “I’m here with the liberal bashing contingent.”
    “Are you here to beat sjw’s, transfolk or vegans?
    “Oh, heavens no! I have no beef with them. I’m here to beat on chemtrail deniers.”
    “Oh, well, here’s your name tag and you have to provide your own sack of doorknobs.”

  • LesBontemps

    Mr. Ramos’s friends identified him after he posted about the attack on Facebook, saying that as a Puerto Rican man he disavowed white supremacy but participated in the rally because he despises leftists. In the video, Mr. Ramos appeared to have something wrapped in his hands that he used to strike Mr. Harris, Mr. Merritt said.

    Finally, we’ve found one of Trump’s Very Fine People Who March with Nazis!

  • goonemeritus

    Some of those “good people” seem a not so good by conventional standards.

    • Permit-holder Ron

      That’s why they’re trying so hard to change those standards.

  • Carpe Vagenda
    • Msgr_MΩment

      Those White Walkers are lucky he didn’t have any dragonstone swords.

      • JerryRich

        Valyrian steel works too.

    • Swampgas_Man

      Wanna bet the White Power Rangers blame the black guy with the flamethrower?

      • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

        they started doing it on the day that picture occurred. I was at gateway pundit that day.

        • LesBontemps

          Thank goodness you survived! (Me, I was just five blocks away.)

      • LeftyProud

        They do, all the time. “Look at the Antifa person using a flame thrower on someone!”

      • Carpe Vagenda

        Oh, they did.

    • Three Finger Salute

      Oh FFS. Real “master race” type there. Camo shorts and alabaster cankles with black socks and fucking grandpa boots. The actual grandpa there next to Pyrotechnic Terry Crews looks in better physical condition, and certainly has better taste in clothing. Not exactly a good camera angle making it look like grandpa has a giant flower prop growing out of his “spray can” though.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        I kind of enjoyed the dada of grampa crotch flower being defended from nazis by a shirtless kid wielding the flaming rustoleum of righteousness.

        • sgt. jmk of the résistance

          *wipes away a tear*

          That was beautifully put…the Flaming Rustoleum of Righteousness is just lovely.

          • Ill-Advised

            Unitarian Jihad material! Recruit!

        • SeeTrain65

          I would have gone with “flaming AquaNet of righteousness,” but otherwise, perfection.

      • Celtic_Gnome

        Word is a Nazi threw the can at sexy, shirtless dude, and he pulled out his lighter when one of the grandpas tried to spear him with his traitor flag.

    • Lynn Witherington

      Just compare these two, not just from a sexiness standpoint but also– who looks like he belongs on earth and who is struggling not to get flung off?

  • OT: MSNBC is interviewing the black guy who rescued the little white children whose photo was posted on an earlier thread. He’s a deputy sheriff who is going house to house looking for people in need.

    More good news: he rescued the kids’ doggy, too!

  • Rick Hill

    Myself all are equal. Man, woman, black, white, Asian, Latino. Gay, straight or somewhere in between, young old. Makes no difference to me, I hate assholes like this, equally.

    • VirginiaWackelpudding

      Well, OK. But not the Irish!!

  • The Librarian

    If I can’t poke with flags, can I still poke with witty witticisms?

    • Permit-holder Ron

      We’d be disappointed if you didn’t.

  • Three Finger Salute

    I hate Puerto Rican Nazis.

    Every group has their kapos, sadly.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      I remember being in Europe during early Reagan and having people tell me to my face that I was OK, because I was from New York, but they really hated fucking Americans.

      That was nothing compared to realizing that there are people out there who genuinely believe that ignorance and hatred make you white.

      • Three Finger Salute

        …and that’s why Americans vacationing overseas started pretending to be Canadians. It started with Trudeau as prime minister and a paranoid Republican as president. It continues with Trudeau as prime minister and a paranoid Republican as president.

        Same as it ever was, same as it ever was…

        • covfefesumgame0005

          actually I started doing that under Dumbaya…

          • TEX Dept. of Space Tacos

            that’s TFS is saying (took me a minute too, though)

          • Lefty Wright

            I don’t know. Could have been daddy Trudeau, Pierre, and Reagan. Although Reagan was more addled than paranoid.

          • Natalie Au Natural Hedonist

            Me too, although I married a Canadian and have status there, but I still feel like an impostor.

        • Celtic_Gnome

          Henry Ford said history is just one damned thing after another.

    • C4TWOMAN

      I only knew one–a sad privileged grifter who tries to spread anti-Semite conspiracy garbage online while claiming to be defending Arabs from racism. But he comes from money and he’s blonde–probably more European Spanish than Latin. He’s a holocaust denier too—sorry, he’s “just asking questions and doubts the historical accuracy of Zyklon B to kill Jews”.

      *hard eye roll*

      Sadly there was a time I naively took the “just asking questions” gambit at face value as a good faith statement. In my defense, it was the mid aughts(2004-2006) and I was new to the Intertubes.

    • JoeChristmas
  • Lefty Wright

    Sounds just like the cops in Berkeley. They are all over the place while the peaceful protesters march. As soon as those protesters disband and the antifas step in, the cops leave the scene. Apparently, the Berkeley cops saw the antifas in masks, carrying sticks and clubs, and merely stepped aside and let them directly confront the white supremacists and Nazis. This is at least two times they have done this. It’s almost like they want to see some violence from both sides.

  • (((fka_donnie_d)))

    Isn’t it hi-larious, that the immigrants who are aligned with these assholes politically, the ones whose “values” were supposedly conducive to integrating into American society, are the ones starting All Of The Shit?

  • Viktor

    The court better stock up on tissues with all the crying these defendants are going be doing.

  • Zyxomma

    Fuckery.

  • Daniel Hooper

    Oh boy; lot to unpack here.

    1. For the guy shooting at the protester; you’re horrible on multiple levels. You’re a white supremacist, attempted murderer AND a crappy shooter. It’s almost as offensive you missed an unaware target maybe ten feet away that you had clear line of sight on as it is that you tried to shoot him in the first place.
    2. While I understand the police may have been concerned about the larger group of anti-fascists simply because of their size compared to the white supremacists, they botched pretty much everything they could about their handling of.,. Well, pretty much everything.
    3. I’m a bit more empathetic toward the people who recorded the beating instead of jumping in to help. It’s easy to say you would jump in to help right away, but putting that into action is another story, and at least there’s a record of the attack so the criminals can be prosecuted. You know, when the police get around to it.

  • Jesse

    Just out of curiosity, has anyone tried bringing a live skunk or two to one of these rallies?

    • JDM

      Don’t worry, they’re here (there already)… damn, that “Send in the Clowns” reference attempt didn’t really work out. Never mind.

    • george lastrapes

      The Flaming Hairspray of Justice!

    • ahughes798

      Too risky. They could backfire on you.

      • Jesse

        Locked box and a 10′ string on a latch. Smelly nazis achieved!

        • ahughes798

          Somehow, I know those assholes would kill the skunks. I would just go with buying skunk smell. I think they sell it at sporting goods stores.

          • Jesse

            Nah, they’re incompetent pussies. Maybe one would try, miss and get him and his buddies hosed. All it would cost the skunk would be a little eau de rectal glands.

    • Invidosa

      Wouldn’t want to risk the poor little skunks life!

  • NotALiar
    • Beanz&Berryz

      The one with the long green dick?

      • NotALiar

        He may have a flower penis but he’s okay in my book.

    • ImGoingBacon

      ‘Flamethrower’

      The things he wears at work
      They hang off him kinda loose
      His shirt don’t fit, the pants ain’t right
      He ain’t no front page news
      But when his work is done
      And the daytime turns to night
      The headlines flash in neon
      That the man has taken flight
      Chairman of the board
      Won’t look him in the eye
      The fire of his vision
      Her money just can’t buy
      Silently he waits
      Silently he contemplates
      He can make ’em tremble
      You know the reason why…

    • Invidosa

      I like how entirely chill flamethrower dude is while the dick head traitor loving assholes are leaning all aggressive like lol!

      • NotALiar

        All in a days work for my dude.

  • I knew that dude was protecting ti old dude. Both sides do it my ass. Mr. Long is a fucking hero

  • Lyly Sirivong

    Malicious wounding ? More like attempted murder.

  • ahughes798

    Is there a National Burn the Confederate Flag Day? Because if there isn’t, there should be.

  • AngryNotSoOldHippy .

    The police finally arrested the Trump KKKlown “well-regulated militia” Nazi who managed to miss, now the NRA asshole is charged not with attempted murder, not with brandishing, not with domestic terrorism, but the Trump voter is only charged with discharging a weapon near a school.

    Because the shitbag is white. Had the guy been brown-skinned, the 10 police officers who WATCHED AND DID NOTHING would have exterminated his brown ass within 2 seconds.

  • phoenix00
  • One of the most disturbing aspects of the Charlottesville Nazi-fest was the laconic attitude the cops took towards the whole thing. That had to be a policy decision by some high ranking state police officer to stand by until what? The secret handshake got passed around? A certain number of counter-protesters were injured? The Nazis looked tuckered out from all the beatings and stabbings and carrying on? United Fucking States of Fucking Disgusting!

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